Drunk Thread: CoG style.

[Slack3r78]

Oh my!

I like most styles of beer. The only ones I don't generally care for are sours.

Lager means mediocre at best.

[torrefaction]

Lager means mediocre at best.

Lager means piss at best.

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[MagGnome]

Did you get a chance to finally try a Yuengling lager when you were on the East Coast?

No! They didn't have them at any of the places we went to. To be fair, a couple of our stops had really terrible beer selections. Another was Belgian beers only (which I love!). The one bar that I thought would have had it...didn't. :/


Lager means mediocre at best.

I've had some good lagers. Not many, but it's possible. Just because Budweiser, Coors, Miller, etc. can't make one doesn't mean it isn't possible. Lagers aren't my favorite style, not even close, but unlike sours I have had good lagers.

[Slack3r78]

I've had some good lagers. Not many, but it's possible. Just because Budweiser, Coors, Miller, etc. can't make one doesn't mean it isn't possible. Lagers aren't my favorite style, not even close, but unlike sours I have had good lagers.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

[Panthera]

Lager means piss at best.

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I didn't realize it was possible to fail so badly at beer appreciation.

[torrefaction]

I didn't realize it was possible to fail so badly at beer appreciation.

The problem is I appreciate beer TOO much. Why drink lager when there's so many good beers out there that actually have flavor profiles and character.

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[carnage11]

I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever turned down a beer. *shrug*


edit: With that being said, how can you people not like bock beers?

[SilentScreams]

I'm not even snobby enough to make a distinction between beer and lager. If it gets me drunk it'll be fine. :D

[MagGnome]

Lager is a type of beer, fyi.

[civil_dead]

Lager is a type of beer piss, fyi.
Easy spelling mistake, I know.


EDIT:

I will say I have had some good lager in central Europe. But here in the States? Not a once that I can recall. I mean sure, I'll drink it. But lager here is the lowest common denominator of beers: bland and cheap (and I use the word cheap in a sense that goes beyond merely pricing).

[carnage11]

Since when can we only drink beer from the country we reside in?

That would be like saying, "I hate tacos because most American tacos suck."

No shit! That's why I go to Tacos El Rancho instead of Taco Bell!

I would never say an entire style of beer is "piss". There are way too many good lagers out there. It's a big, big world....................of beer. :D

[Shieldmaiden]

Since really getting into good beer, lagers all taste the same to me. I used to be quite picky about the stuff, but I only ever drink it when I'm at some kind of social gathering and all the other beer and spirits have been consumed.

[civil_dead]

Since when can we only drink beer from the country we reside in?
Trust me, even the "imported" shit we get here doesn't compare. It just doesn't. Even try a Boddington's here and in England (I use that because it's a commonly found beer). World's apart, even though the stuff here is "imported". Just not the same.

That would be like saying, "I hate tacos because most American tacos suck."
I see what you're trying to say, but it's not the same. Tacos in Mexico are very, very different than what you get here in the States. The meat, quality of tortillas, even the ingredients used...very different.

No shit! That's why I go to Tacos El Rancho instead of Taco Bell!
And you're still not getting a true Mexican taco. You're getting the closest you can get but still not the same. Trust me on this one, Gringo. ;)

I would never say an entire style of beer is "piss". There are way too many good lagers out there. It's a big, big world....................of beer. :D

Essentially, it boils down to ingredients. Here in the States cost trumps taste, and our palette has grown accustomed to that. As I said, even just the tortillas (which are the foundation of a taco) are vastly different. In Mexico, most Mexicans buy their tortillas every day. Why? No preservatives other than natural ones. Meaning that after a day, they are stale. Here? Shit, you can have tortillas last you weeks. Why? Ingredients. Same thing with bread in many countries other than the US.

Fucking hell, have you ever had Mexican Coke? You wouldn't recognize it. Here in the US corn syrup is our sweetener of choice for nearly everything. In Mexico? Motherfucking sugar. Real sugar.

[carnage11]

Yeah, well until I move out of the country, I'm gonna enjoy what I got right here at home. Sure, there are better things in better places, but I'm not trying to go to Italy for some Pasta Fagioli. I like American Coca Cola, and if I tried it, I'd probably enjoy Mexican Coca Cola. I just can't put off an entire style of beer because most of them suck. I just won't do it. Shit, some of my favorite beers are Chocolate Bocks....and technically a bock is a lager. *shrug* And if you toss me a Budweiser....I'm gonna drink it. Shit, if you toss me a Natty Ice, I'ma drink it (to be polite of course) ;)



edit: oh and I also wanted to note, civil, you say
Here in the States cost trumps taste
but there are plenty of local breweries here in the states that try their damnedest to make the finest, best tasting, best ingredients, best brewed beer they can. Orlando Brewing uses all organic ingredients. You might pay more, but it'll be some of the best beer you've tasted.

[civil_dead]

Fair enough.

Respek!

[MagGnome]

Yes, I wasn't talking about shitty mass-produced lagers. I don't drink Bud, Miller, or any of that other piss in a can.

As for Mexican coke, that stuff is easy to get in the U.S. these days, at least around here. I see it all the time.

[evilgoodwin]

Occupy Drunk Thread! The beer snobs are taking over our thread when they have some other lame thread somewhere else! Probably! :P

[MagGnome]

Last night I drank a glass of HOUBLON CHOUFFE Dobbelen IPA Tripel. It was quite tasty, and I love that their logo is a gnome. I also had a pint of Young's Double Chocolate Stout, always a good choice.

For my birthday I received a bottle of 2 Gingers Irish Whiskey and a bottle of Glenfiddich (I think, my friend told me and she's giving it to me later this week). I'm looking forward to trying them both out.

[maharahaj]

Went to the Manayunk Brewfest yesterday afternoon. Though I had 4 friends drop out at the last moment, there were still around 10 of us that made it. It was a fun time as always. You get a 6oz. tasting glass at the door and are unleashed onto 20+ vendors, each with 2-4 beer types to drink as much as you want. I didn't get drunk (no one in our group did), but we all had a fun time. Then, I got some awesome $22 paella at a restaurant down the street. So good and sooooo worth it.

[carnage11]

Last night I had Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat off tap at Miller's Ale House. It was pretty good for a witbier I thought. (not a fan of wheat beers) Along with 3 Budweisers and 3 Coors Lights and a Jager Bomb that my wife couldn't finish.

I wanted to go to Winstock this weekend, I'm not really a wine drinker, but they have good food there as well. But, no one would go with me. *shrug*

[Backseat Killer]

...and a Jager Bomb that my wife couldn't finish.


How do you not finish a Jager bomb?

[carnage11]

How do you not finish a Jager bomb?

She ordered it, but by the time the waiter brought it out she was starting to feel sick (too much alchy) so I drank it. This happens a lot. :p

[Shieldmaiden]

Is anyone else completely incapable of having a quick drink after work? I was planning on indulging in such an activity, but it resulted in four hours of knocking back pints of ale.

[carnage11]

I know I'm not, but then again...I'm an alcoholic. :p

[Serapth]

Is anyone else completely incapable of having a quick drink after work? I was planning on indulging in such an activity, but it resulted in four hours of knocking back pints of ale.

Im a very all or nothing drinker...

[Rogue_hunter]

Is anyone else completely incapable of having a quick drink after work? I was planning on indulging in such an activity, but it resulted in four hours of knocking back pints of ale.

At home, just one. If I'm out at a bar or restaurant, then no, multiple drinks and the party just spirals from there.

[Shieldmaiden]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[Squidbot]

Your mate Shona is funny.

[Shieldmaiden]

She's also hot, a perv and a complete geek. I wish I was able to hang out with her more often.

[J Arcane]

Sounds like someone you need to hook me up with. If only I weren't in another country ... ;)

[Shieldmaiden]

This is really evil of me, but a couple of years ago she wore a home-made classic Trek uniform for Halloween.

[J Arcane]

True story, the first time I ran a worldwide match search on OKCupid, the top hit was a girl in London.

Clearly I need to change countries after college.

[ShortRound]

Because of this:-

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I starting to feel a bit pissed. So I thought I'd share a song with you guys:-

Please stand for the national anthem of Essex and East London

KLNkN6O4ifY

[Libuke]

I was able to final track down angostura bitters (thanks to my mother as it seems I might not be able to buy it where I live).

So I finally made some true Manhattans and I think they were pretty good. I am now going to go get ready for a wine and beer expo. Usually find at least one new interesting type of booze at these things.

[Squidbot]

I am this thread. Go team me.

[J Arcane]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvzf4EfIj1r71q8go1_1280.jpg

[carnage11]

Today is my 31st birthday. Thus starting the downhill spiral to my grave. I am totally getting wasted all day today. :cool:

[Joshkdmw]

Today is my 31st birthday. Thus starting the downhill spiral to my grave. I am totally getting wasted all day today. :cool:

It just me, or did anyone else imagine that post bring punctuated with a single gunshot?

Not drunk now, but I packed a few in last night. There's this scotch called Amrut Fuzion from India, and it's a quality drink. And I'm a scotch guy - I started the night with a double Cragganmore.

Just didn't expect a quality scotch from India. Wonder what my forebears would think.

[Shieldmaiden]

I drank about eight pints of strong ale and cider last night and didn't even get a buzz. Most disappointing.

[Shieldmaiden]

WOOOO! Double post, bitches! Just had a great evening with one of my viking brothers. I am now enjoying pizza from the African BBQ place two doors down from my flat. I've got a feeling that this four day weekend is going to be fucking awesome.

My plan is something like this:


Drink
Make stuff for fighting
Drink
Fight
Drink
Fight
Make stuff for fighting
Drink


I love being a viking.

[Bone]

Man I love that your theme song now accompanies you. You should get some sort of Viking pendant with a sound chip, so you can play it whenever you want.

[Superman's Dead]

Wild Turkey is a great mixer

[Scaryfaced]

My personal favorite mixer:

1 part Wild Turkey
1 part my mouth

Served in a 5th with a paper bag crumpled around it. Garnish with Miller High Life.

Actually, I've become a Jim Bean addict as of late. Jack doesn't do it for me, but it's been a long time since I tried Wild Turkey. I think I'll expand my horizons the next time I'm out.

[Superman's Dead]

I love Jim Beam! It's my go-to. Not my favorite, but my go-to. Same with Miller High Life.

Also:

fcPJzEJ1WO8

This was recorded ten years ago when they were babies. It's really funny because Ben (the lead singer) is known for his love of Jameson now. Back then, though, his first verse was about Evan Williams. It's so funny to realize he drank it when he was in his early 20s too

[Shieldmaiden]

Man I love that your theme song now accompanies you. You should get some sort of Viking pendant with a sound chip, so you can play it whenever you want.

I have it as the alarm tone on my phone, so I wake up to it every morning.

[diablopath]

I have pissed all of my Kentucky brethren off by consuming this Jack Daniels.

People are so touchy about their fucking liquor.

[J Arcane]

I am on my second 16oz. gin and tonic.

I am sporting a healthy buzz. Also got the random encounter tables done for Hulks and Horrors, which means it's officially ready for playtesting!

[carnage11]

We need a Tripping Thread. Last night a friend, my wife and I ate 10.5 grams of magic mushrooms. It was so much fun. I can't wait to do it again.


Tonight, I'm drinking beer......just like I do every night. :p

[J Arcane]

Dude. Mushrooms are AMAZING.

Best drug ever. The only one I've ever done I'd do again without reservation.

And guess what? In September I move to Eugene. Which is the mushroom capital of Oregon. Seriously, like 90% of the shrooms in distribution come from the forests around Eugene.

Shit's gonna be so awesome.

[diablopath]

I smoked a joint, once.

[diablopath]

I didn't inhale, though. Didn't know how.

[J Arcane]

I used to smoke pot. Mostly it made me retarded and lazy and have to pee.

Mushrooms were a different story. They made the world just utterly fascinating. Everything flowed together in the most amazing way. I was up all night, I just couldn't sleep through all the awesome.

[carnage11]

Weed you can do every day. Mushrooms are more of an event that you only do every so often. It's so fun, and makes me so happy. My friend and I sat up all night watching comedy stand ups on Netflix and talking.

Some people can do them and meditate and have spiritual journeys. I've never gotten into that though.

[J Arcane]

Honestly, it's weird, but the Celexa I was on for a while, kind of reminded me of mushrooms. Everyone was just so amazing. It's a wonderful feeling.

[evilgoodwin]

On Friday, I started drinking at 8 PM until 2 AM. Not that shocking, I know. But my usual drinking hours are 11-2. Not much time, but I hit it hard, 7-10 beers in that quick span. So when I hit Friday with the same rate...

I lost count. The last time I lost count of drinking was a wedding, right around the 14th beer. I paid cash, so only a vague memory of how much I had against how much I have now is my only tell. Not much is remembered, but I apparently lost my shirt for a bit until someone I knew found it draped on a chair.

This all happened in a public bar.

So, waking up on Saturday, I feel like death warmed over. Head, splits. Stomach, burning with poison still. Can barely function. Reaching for things later in the evening still resulted in misjudgments that sent those same things skittering away due to clumsy fingers or just delirium.

And I still went out tonight and drank away my hangover. Had a good time. Discussed warplanes and heavy weapons while telling bad jokes and bitching about a Ray Liotta movie I watched 5 years ago.

Good times.

[civil_dead]

Fucking hell. I went on a ten say cleanse to detoxify just so I could go back to drinking a agit Ron and staying out Rick sunrise again. ?

Um a ducking retqes.


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[civil_dead]

Fuxjubg retard. T


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[civil_dead]

Triple post. Equally retarded was doing this the night before I told my boss I'd come into the office at eight on a Sunday morning.

Sheeeeeeit.


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[carnage11]

You're a Fuxjubg retard. T

[AntonThaGreat]

Triple post. Equally retarded was doing this the night before I told my boss I'd come into the office at eight on a Sunday morning.

Sheeeeeeit.


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You must feel Greeaat!:D

[Reverant]

South African wine and beer = requesting Redemption Song from a Cape Town street performer and apologizing prefusely that I only had several dollars to give him in thanks

[civil_dead]

Odd. I'm drinking South African wine myself.

Nine hour work days on two hours of sleep & a hangover is making my prolonged adolescence more of a fucking joke than it already is.


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[diablopath]

Jack Daniels Tenneesee Honey has gotten quite a bit of favor from me as of late. I think I'll try osmething new nex ttime, though. Suggestions?

[Scaryfaced]

I've had a bottle of that stuff chilling for months now. Its good for the first glass, but not so much after. To sweet. Thanks to Supes reminding me of it, I'm drinkin Wild Turkey right now. My head's definitely gonna be gobbling come tomorrow.

[Khrymsyn]

I had Jack Honey a few weeks ago. Yeah, very sweet and seriously gave me a migrane for 2 days, which I've never had happen with regular Jack, so either a coincidence or Honey Jack is the debil!


If you like Jack, you'll probably like Jim Beam double aged.

Big fan of Zyr vodka too. Though can't seem to find it around me anymore.

[diablopath]

Maybe that's why I feel fucking terrible this morning. Next time, I'll leave the honey out.

[MagGnome]

I feel similarly about Drambuie. I love it, but it's so sweet that I can only drink a little at at time. It's much better as a mixer.

As for other suggestions, I'd recommend Crown Royal Black. My grandfather had a bottle at his place when I was there last Christmas, and it was delightful.

[torrefaction]

Basil Hayden's. Best Bourbon I've ever had. I used to keep a bottle in backup for when my bottle ran out

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[J Arcane]

I think I have a problem.

My smoking is starting to escape my drinking times.

[carnage11]

That's ok, I know drink when I smoke. Instead of the other way around.



....yeah. I'm an alcoholic. :(

[J Arcane]

I think I may be overestimating the problem though.

I do occasionally get a craving when it's late and I'm bored, but I invariably so far regret actually doing so, because I don't seem to enjoy smoking when I'm not drunk anymore.

Still, I should probably toss out the pack or something, I just hate seeing anything I spent $7 on go to waste ...

[civil_dead]

Yep, the legends are true. Wine hangovers are the worst fucking kind.


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[MagGnome]

I could have told you that. Wine hangovers are a miserable experience.

[Superman's Dead]

Jack honey is really good in un sweetened tea.

Should have posted last night. Made several silly mistakes that I am now too sober to relate.

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[torrefaction]

Jack honey is really good in un sweetened tea.

Should have posted last night. Made several silly mistakes that I am now too sober to relate.

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On the other hand, you helped put my drunk ass back on the hinges. Scotch Owed + 1

[Superman's Dead]

Oh yeah. And I was pretty plastered through that whole conversation, so.

[torrefaction]

Oh yeah. And I was pretty plastered through that whole conversation, so.

Well maybe you should start drinking more. Hahaha. Your advice was sound.

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[Serapth]

Yep, the legends are true. Wine hangovers are the worst fucking kind.


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Wine headaches are the second worse kinds.

Those traditionally "chick drinks" like Smirinof ice; those aer the worst hangovers. Packing that much sugar and alcohol in beverage form... just stupid. That they have a reputation as drinks for wusses is extremely ironic.

[J Arcane]

http://sweets.seriouseats.com/2012/06/drunken-gummy-gummi-bears-infuse-booze.html

[Serapth]

Prolonging the taste of straight alcohol by putting it in chewy gummie form... no, just no!

[J Arcane]

Man, I love liquor candies in all their forms. I fully intend to try this as soon as possible.

[Serapth]

Man, I love liquor candies in all their forms. I fully intend to try this as soon as possible.

I ate a box of those chocolate champagne bottles in my youth... my love of candied liquor died that day.

[MagGnome]

Wine headaches are the second worse kinds.

Those traditionally "chick drinks" like Smirinof ice; those aer the worst hangovers. Packing that much sugar and alcohol in beverage form... just stupid. That they have a reputation as drinks for wusses is extremely ironic.

Well don't drink them then. ;)

[evilgoodwin]

How would you rate your hangovers? Easiest to Worst:

Beer
Cider (gives me a slight headache within a couple of hours of drinking)
Wine
Whiskey
Jagermeister
Tequila
Rum

[J Arcane]

I have only ever had two blackout drunk experiences.

One was on Tequila.

The other was on Carlo Rossi and Coors.

[evilgoodwin]

I didn't list Vodka, because it hits me less than beer.

[civil_dead]

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j429/dead_civil/CoG/f6ae6865.jpg

The benefits of having the missus traipse around Europe for month.





EDIT: Turns out you can't upload photos via your phone directly. Lesson learned.

[Khrymsyn]

http://sweets.seriouseats.com/2012/06/drunken-gummy-gummi-bears-infuse-booze.html

Memorial day mr. B.A.Penguin had those at his house.
I can attest personally that they are strong as hell. Very yummy too. hehe

[Ox]

Holy fuck! I have just confirmed something about my new co-worker. Something you'd never suspect upon meeting him, that the hiring committee had no idea about, and which has the potential for many people making awkward assumptions.

It turns out that, despite his mannerisms, my colleague is actually straight. Very uncomfortable.

[MagGnome]

Did you make a move on him while drunk? You are quite the charmer when you've had a few cocktails.

[evilgoodwin]

I think I drank myself sober yesterday.

Started off rather tame, thought I'd go hang out with a few people I haven't seen in a while. Great fun seeing them again.

That was around 4 PM.


At 7, they've left and I decided to hit up another place, because they had free food on sundays. Every other sunday. So I grabbed a beer or two, hung out with the bartender (another guy I know) and decided to head next door, because that bar has a taco cart. Got a nice and spicy pulled pork. Belly full, I head to my usual hangout. I pace myself there. I've been drinking all day, but it's not my first rodeo. I take a friend to his place to hang out and eat a pizza, and he proceeds to serve me this rather tasty concoction made of what I can only assume is red wine, ice, and Squirt (the soft drink). It is delicious. So much so that when I leave, he gives me a mason jar full of it. I get home around 4, put on some TV, and enjoy my jar full of delight.

About 5, I'm stumbling around the apartment, I can barely keep my eyes open, and I pass out, drunker than I've been since my early twenties.

Today marked the return of a hangover I have not seen the likes of in years. Everything sucks. Loud noises suck. Moving my head sucks, as there's apparently a gopher in my brain who doesn't want me to move, so when I do, he stabs me. Nothing helps. It also doesn't help that the weather moved into the 100s today as well, so I'm just hot and sweaty and fighting hangover dehydration with heat dehydration. Worst part: I have no groceries, so I HAVE to go out to get food. Misery. Hot car, hot pavement, everything is baking. Worst drunk I've been in a while, worst hangover I've been in a while, and all because of a little tasty red drink.

I must have more.

[carnage11]

Saturday night my wife and I went to this new tap room. They had a nice sized list of micro brews. The first one I chose was a 7.5 abv Jamaican Stout called Dragon Stout. It was excellent! Great taste by the same folks that make Red Stripe. The second was a Brown Ale called with 5.6 abv called Turbodog by Abita Brewing Co. It was also excellent. Though my favorite between the two was definitely the Dragon Stout.

[maharahaj]

I was a groomsman in a wedding this past Friday. I had about 4 drinks before the 3:30 wedding and after the 7 minute long ceremony (no joke) we all start drinking in the executive suite and while taking pictures. Then the reception goes from 5pm-10pm. I had at least 20 drinks in that 5 hour span, though I felt completely fine. I think the liquor might have been watered down.

From 10:15 to about 11:30, I had a few more drinks in the groom's parent's suite (until all 20+ of us got too rowdy for the neighbors and the hotel threatened to kick out the groom's parents) and then down at the hotel's lobby bar. Apparently these were drinks with full kick because I completely blacked out from 11:30 to 2:30am. For the record, I have blacked out exactly once before in my life from drinking.

I remember that between 11-11:30 I had been hitting on the maid-of-honor hardcore, despite the fact that she is only a "7" on a generous day. Apparently, I was still actively engaged in conversation with everyone else, despite having no memory of the last 3 hours of hanging out.

The next day, several people confirmed that at 2:30am, while we were all in the hotel lobby after the bar closed at 2, that I was ready for bed and left in a "classic" fashion that will be retold for the rest of my life. I supposedly (in front of the entire bridal/groom party and both sets of parents) proceeded to put my arm out (shaped like a C along my side) and tried to escort the maid-of-honor back to my room. She shot me down over a minute long time period in front of everyone. I then supposedly made my rounds around the lobby saying good night to everyone, then proceeded to Michael Jackson moonwalk back across the lobby to the maid-of-honor where I put out my arm and once again tried to get her to go back with me. Repeat getting shot down in front of everyone.

Then, she went back to the Best Man's room (who happens to be my best friend as well).

[MagGnome]

Wow...


.............

[Rogue_hunter]

I was a groomsman in a wedding this past Friday. I had about 4 drinks before the 3:30 wedding and after the 7 minute long ceremony (no joke) we all start drinking in the executive suite and while taking pictures. Then the reception goes from 5pm-10pm. I had at least 20 drinks in that 5 hour span, though I felt completely fine. I think the liquor might have been watered down.

From 10:15 to about 11:30, I had a few more drinks in the groom's parent's suite (until all 20+ of us got too rowdy for the neighbors and the hotel threatened to kick out the groom's parents) and then down at the hotel's lobby bar. Apparently these were drinks with full kick because I completely blacked out from 11:30 to 2:30am. For the record, I have blacked out exactly once before in my life from drinking.

I remember that between 11-11:30 I had been hitting on the maid-of-honor hardcore, despite the fact that she is only a "7" on a generous day. Apparently, I was still actively engaged in conversation with everyone else, despite having no memory of the last 3 hours of hanging out.

The next day, several people confirmed that at 2:30am, while we were all in the hotel lobby after the bar closed at 2, that I was ready for bed and left in a "classic" fashion that will be retold for the rest of my life. I supposedly (in front of the entire bridal/groom party and both sets of parents) proceeded to put my arm out (shaped like a C along my side) and tried to escort the maid-of-honor back to my room. She shot me down over a minute long time period in front of everyone. I then supposedly made my rounds around the lobby saying good night to everyone, then proceeded to Michael Jackson moonwalk back across the lobby to the maid-of-honor where I put out my arm and once again tried to get her to go back with me. Repeat getting shot down in front of everyone.

Then, she went back to the Best Man's room (who happens to be my best friend as well).

Best Man and Maid of Honor always hook up, you had no chance. It's like, one of the rules of weddings.

But that is still an awesome exit from the party.

[Superman's Dead]

The moonwalk is what kills it.

[J Arcane]

Well that was a waste of fucking time.

$1 well drinks are not worth the paper that pays for them.

And every single lady in that bar was so picked over before I could even make a move that I wasted my night.

$10 down the drain and I didn't even get a buzz on.

[evilgoodwin]

I think I drank myself sober yesterday.

Started off rather tame, thought I'd go hang out with a few people I haven't seen in a while. Great fun seeing them again.

That was around 4 PM.


At 7, they've left and I decided to hit up another place, because they had free food on sundays. Every other sunday. So I grabbed a beer or two, hung out with the bartender (another guy I know) and decided to head next door, because that bar has a taco cart. Got a nice and spicy pulled pork. Belly full, I head to my usual hangout. I pace myself there. I've been drinking all day, but it's not my first rodeo. I take a friend to his place to hang out and eat a pizza, and he proceeds to serve me this rather tasty concoction made of what I can only assume is red wine, ice, and Squirt (the soft drink). It is delicious. So much so that when I leave, he gives me a mason jar full of it. I get home around 4, put on some TV, and enjoy my jar full of delight.

About 5, I'm stumbling around the apartment, I can barely keep my eyes open, and I pass out, drunker than I've been since my early twenties.

Today marked the return of a hangover I have not seen the likes of in years. Everything sucks. Loud noises suck. Moving my head sucks, as there's apparently a gopher in my brain who doesn't want me to move, so when I do, he stabs me. Nothing helps. It also doesn't help that the weather moved into the 100s today as well, so I'm just hot and sweaty and fighting hangover dehydration with heat dehydration. Worst part: I have no groceries, so I HAVE to go out to get food. Misery. Hot car, hot pavement, everything is baking. Worst drunk I've been in a while, worst hangover I've been in a while, and all because of a little tasty red drink.

I must have more.

Disregard that, I'm drunk now. HA!

[Bone]

I regret that you and I haven't gone drinking.

[torrefaction]

I'm on vacation. I have been drinking since Friday. Friday I drank from around 6:30 to 4:30 am. There is a large hole in events from around 2 on. It is in the top 5 in terms of the amount of alcohol consumed.

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[evilgoodwin]

I regret that you and I haven't gone drinking.

I know, right? I just don't ever plan out my drinking. I just decide to go drinking sometime around 9:30 at night.

[J Arcane]

I'll be having margaritas and karaoke tonight.

[J Arcane]

Juses I got tanked up last night.

Went out to karaoke for fun, ran into an old acting buddy from a previous school year, and ended up hanging with him all night.

Put back like 3 pint glass G&Ts, something called a "citrus slide," and a couple bourbon on the rocks, before taking off with my buddy and getting toked up at some friend of his' trailer park while surrounded by tiny kittens.

It was pretty nuts. Fun as hell though.

[Thanasimos]

My coworkers and I last Saturday went out and bought some 25 year old scotch. Last night we enjoyed "Scotch older than us and 3:10 to Yuma" night with said whisky. I believe it was labeled Knockando. It was pretty good.

I had too much and woke up on my coworker's floor at 5:00am, all nice and hungover and at least still tipsy -- then I stumbled home. Today's going to be great.

[Suave Peanut]

If you want scotch older than 3:10 to Yuma, you're gonna need some 60-year-old scotch.

[Bone]

These kids were trying to outdrink a remake.

[J Arcane]

Last night, Negronis and bourbon.

I think bourbon fogs my brain. I'm beginning to think it's at fault for my failure with the twins.

I think I need to go back to gin drinks, regardless of what bourbon may do for my voice.

[carnage11]

I couple of nights ago the family and I went to Tony Roma's. The food was sub-par and over priced. But while I was there I decided to finally try the Lindemans Framboise. I always see this stuff in the local liquor store, but have never brought myself to try it. I'm not usually into fruity beers.

http://www.belgianbeermagazine.com/img/2011/07/lindemans-framboise4.jpg

I can barely call this a beer. More like raspberry juice! It was quite delicious, but not at all what I expected. It looks like red wine, but is far sweeter. At roughly 2.5% abv and $10 a bottle, you're better of just drinking some raspberry juice.

[AntonThaGreat]

This has been my beverage of choice for the past few months during this hot-as-usual-hell summer:

http://i.imgur.com/RJJT1.jpg

My local liquor store has a very wide selection of it, it's dirt cheep and at least 10-12% ABV.

I drink this shit iced all damn day and it's fucking delicious.

My evenings usually end like this:

http://i.imgur.com/C3SXn.gif

[Shieldmaiden]

I had a really great night on Friday. It started out as a fairly normal post-work drink with a buddy, but there was a pretty decent band on at our usual pub and we ended up doing a little drunken dancing and having a laugh with a few of the other patrons. Then we headed to my local which had an exceptionally good covers band on and happily rocked the rest of the night away.

[Shieldmaiden]

I'm a little tipsy. Tonight was nowhere near as entertaining as last Friday. The band was shit and the pub was even lighter on the under 40s than usual. It doesn't help that I'm on a real downer at the moment and I can't figure out why. I thought I was pretty much done with the depression, but I've been fucking miserable most of the time for the past couple of weeks and I can't figure out why. I'm just glad that my worst drunken state is quiet and thoughtful.

[J Arcane]

http://i.imgur.com/ut1q2.jpg

[Scaryfaced]

Stopped by BevMo on Friday to get a few new kegs for the 'rator. Since I got a fancy new job, I decided I'd splurge on a slightly more expensive bottle of Scotch to go with it. After much staring, I settled on something called Laphroaig. It sounded sufficiently Scottish and had cheap labels on the bottle.

So...this stuff tastes like someone put a cigar out in it. You can smell it from a few feet away, nice and smokey, but that taste? Overwhelming. I really had to struggle through the first glass. The scary part is that I think I like it now. It tastes like I'm drinking out of the cup with the cigarettes in it and I'm enjoying myself. I think I have a problem.

[carnage11]

http://i47.tinypic.com/t5irf6.gif

[Sandman]

So over the weekend at a music festival up in TN, I bought a few jars of real apple pie moonshine. This stuff was strong (it didn't take much to get me gone) and you could barely taste the liquor in it. Moonshine = good shit. Drink some of the good stuff if you can find it.

[Superman's Dead]

I am so jealous. Mmm.

[Sandman]

I am so jealous. Mmm.

It was basically a weekend of drinking and good music. I downed the 36 beers I bought, plus others I got in the festival and from other people, 3 mason jars of moonshine, 2 flasks of scotch that I had brought from home and a swig of other liquors here and there. The only time I really took it easy (compared to the rest of the weekend) was when I was nearing the end of my beers on Sunday.

[Sandman]

http://i.imgur.com/QApKe.jpg

Look what I still got.

[J Arcane]

this is what I got.

http://i.imgur.com/tHPoY.jpg

[Superman's Dead]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM

caps

beam

[J Arcane]

I love me some Jim Beam.

Beam on the rocks is probably my new favorite drink.

[Scaryfaced]

I tend to prefer Beam applied directly to my mouth. But then again, I'm a drunkard.

[Shieldmaiden]

I'm nicely buzzed. I'm feeling very honest and happy, but can still type coherently. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[Scaryfaced]

I just bought a bottle of moonshine. I'm probably 10 minutes from lovin you too

[Pale Ale]

Yeah but the real question is how close are you too joining a jugband?

[Scaryfaced]

Does amazon sell washboards? That dream might become a reality.

[Pale Ale]

Fuck yeah, get same day shipping too!

[carnage11]

Not drunk, but wanted to come in and post this as they were talking about it on the radio on my way home from work. If I had the disposable income, I'd grab a bottle.


Samuel Adams Utopias (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/25759)
http://i49.tinypic.com/wui4jk.jpg

American Strong Ale | 27.00% ABV (more like a liquor with that ABV!)

This stuff goes for $150 a bottle. :eek:

[SilentScreams]

Mulled wine is not my friend. Ow, my fucking head.

[maharahaj]

Not drunk, but wanted to come in and post this as they were talking about it on the radio on my way home from work. If I had the disposable income, I'd grab a bottle.


Samuel Adams Utopias (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/25759)
http://i49.tinypic.com/wui4jk.jpg

American Strong Ale | 27.00% ABV (more like a liquor with that ABV!)

This stuff goes for $150 a bottle. :eek:

My brother-in-law buys all of Sam Adam's unique/limited items, including this. He saves them for a rainy day in his walk in pantry room. Then again, he and my sister have many millions of dollars, so they can afford swank items such as $150 beers. She allows him to buy these because she buys $2,000 Louis Vuitton hand bags with matching $400 change purses!

[carnage11]

Would your sister happen to need another sibling? :D


My wife brought me home this delicious surprise. She knows the way to my heart. <3<3<3

http://i49.tinypic.com/ip4hs6.jpg

[Serapth]

I took about a 5 month alcohol break, if nothing else than to let my liver regenerate from a decade of abuse.

Now I am drinking the occasional pint or two, and I have to say I REALLY taste it now. My palate is WAYYY more sensitive.

I can also nurse a beer like it's nobodies business, and on the same hand, I feel the effects of a pint or two now. It's like a strange new world.

[civil_dead]

Pussy.

Well at least if you ever do visit NYC you won't die of sticker shock at the beer prices if you're only having one or two. On some nights to save dough I nurse a beer like a five-month-old titty baby.


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[Krispy]

Titty Baby is probably my favorite name for you.

[civil_dead]

Dammit Krispy, I don't think I'm able to make mom jokes with you. :(


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[Krispy]

Dad jokes are funnier anyways.

[Serapth]

Pussy.

Well at least if you ever do visit NYC you won't die of sticker shock at the beer prices if you're only having one or two. On some nights to save dough I nurse a beer like a five-month-old titty baby.


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Actually, I am a bit of a beer snob, so I am already used to somewhat stupid beer prices.... 8-12$ a beer isn't outrageous.

I will have to schedule that NYC some day...

[civil_dead]

Actually, I am a bit of a beer snob, so I am already used to somewhat stupid beer prices.... 8-12$ a beer isn't outrageous.
You're right, that's normal.

Not directed at you, but I chuckle when I see people describe themselves as beer snobs. 9 times out of ten that means they get Sam Adams instead of Bud.

Us true elitist pricks don't even use such terms. We live in a constant state of judgment others can just *feel*.

"If you have to proclaim it, you ain't it" as my granpappy used to say.


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[carnage11]

I don't consider myself a beer snob because about 80% of the time I'm drinking Coors Light. I prefer to call myself a beer lover. However, my friends call me a beer snob because I like to drink good beer and I talk about hops and malt and the chemistry of a good beer etc.

[Krispy]

Us true elitist pricks don't even use such terms. We live in a constant state of judgment others can just *feel*.

"If you have to proclaim it, you ain't it" as my granpappy used to say.


I feel like I've heard you talk about your cock this way too.

[civil_dead]

My cock? No. I fall squarely in the middle of average.

Now my lovemaking skills? That shit is legendary. But you won't hear that from me. ;)


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[Serapth]

I don't consider myself a beer snob because about 80% of the time I'm drinking Coors Light. I prefer to call myself a beer lover. However, my friends call me a beer snob because I like to drink good beer and I talk about hops and malt and the chemistry of a good beer etc.

Perhaps one of these days you will catch on. :)

Actually, im not really a huge beer snob, I just find that 90% of domestic beer is some undrinkable piss like substance. It really does shock me the difference between say... Labatts Blue and... Chimay Red. ( Colour theme... ). It's hard to believe they are both beers...

Now, if after a night of drinking Chimay I pissed it up into a beer bottle, it might taste like blue.....

[carnage11]

Well, the way I see it, you can't eat Filet Mignon every day. Most times I'm happy with a cheese burger. :shrug:

[kyrieee]

Oh god I'm drunk and on forums I definitely shouldn't post in any other threads

[resikel]

Need pics.

[Shieldmaiden]

I've got a nice buzz on and I'm feeling great. It's times like this that I wish I had a decent pub/club/bar within walking distance.

[Serapth]

I got food poisoning the other day on a night where I had a number of good draft beers. As a result, my body emptied itself from all directions...

It has actually sorta put me off beer... something I never thought would happen.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I can't drink for a little while longer due to my Aspergers medication. When I can, though, I intend to take out the bottle of Kahlua, add some milk, and get buzzed (I can't get plastered, though, for the same reasons).

[Bone]

10 PM and I'm finally able to eat after a full day hangover. I may be getting too old for poker night. At least I only had to stagger across the street to get myself home!

[SilentScreams]

Man, I had one Rekorderlig on Friday night and I had a hangover on Saturday. One freaking bottle! I didn't even get buzzed from it, so it's not like the hangover was even worth it.

I miss being 18 and invincible.

[Typical Michael]

Jesus, this is still going? 1400 posts? Im friggin famous yall

[Superman's Dead]

Jesus, this is still going? 1400 posts? Im friggin famous yall

I missed you the most

You just got TAPATALKED

[civil_dead]

Jesus, this is still going? 1400 posts? Im friggin famous yall
http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j429/dead_civil/CoG/blobfish_2_zps169009f6.jpg

[Suave Peanut]

The only good part of Men in Black III was when there was a blobfish at a sushi restaurant and it was an alien. I love blobfish.

[Purple Santa]

Jesus, this is still going? 1400 posts? Im friggin famous yall

The creator returns!

[Typical Michael]

Valentine's Day is duuuuuuuuuuummmbb

[Typical Michael]

Heeeeeyy civil, its nice to be remembered, even if nobody remembers me, I remember you guuuyysss

[Purple Santa]

Heeeeeyy civil, its nice to be remembered, even if nobody remembers me, I remember you guuuyysss

How could we forget the creator of the drunk thread? Well unless we are drinking and forget everything else...

Seriously, I often wondered what happened to you. WB again.

[Typical Michael]

How could we forget the creator of the drunk thread? Well unless we are drinking and forget everything else...

Seriously, I often wondered what happened to you. WB again.

Purps i missed you guys, all ya'all. You work here now? SupermansDead too? Waaaaaaayyy too much happened, but I shouldnt have ever left (its been yeeaaarrss) and now I dont know whats going on anymore WHAT HAVE I MISSED its 915pm where I am so its totally cool to be drinking i think?

[Purple Santa]

Purps i missed you guys, all ya'all. You work here now? SupermansDead too? Waaaaaaayyy too much happened, but I shouldnt have ever left (its been yeeaaarrss) and now I dont know whats going on anymore WHAT HAVE I MISSED its 915pm where I am so its totally cool to be drinking i think?

I just became a Mod, so you haven't missed much in that department. Supes has been one for a while now. He kept temp banning me because of advice I would give him in the dating thread :( (i'm kidding btw)

9:15 p.m.? Saturday? What part of the earth are you on? :p As long as you drink a few for us, then by all means go drink.

[Typical Michael]

I just became a Mod, so you haven't missed much in that department. Supes has been one for a while now. He kept temp banning me because of advice I would give him in the dating thread :( (i'm kidding btw)

9:15 p.m.? Saturday? What part of the earth are you on? :p As long as you drink a few for us, then by all means go drink.

I could start a whole thread. Anyway I am in Singapore living with an ex who hates me and I am trying to save up enough money to go home and whatever and sumsuch.

[Kielaran]

I could start a whole thread. Anyway I am in Singapore living with an ex who hates me and I am trying to save up enough money to go home and whatever and sumsuch.

As for short answer replies, that one rates a 10. Crazy stuff man. Where is home anyway?

[evilgoodwin]

This thread just reminds me that due to another round of being sick, I've been sober for a week.

FUCK THIS. I don't even get the good parts of sobriety, because I don't sleep well and can't be that active.

But I'm getting tore-up as soon as I'm able. Then we'll see who's laughing.

[Typical Michael]

As for short answer replies, that one rates a 10. Crazy stuff man. Where is home anyway?

Home is Florida, the sunshine state, home of the newly wed and nearly dead, never thought I would miss it so much. I need to get home and to my dad. Ever since grandma died its been really hard on him.

I swear, once I get back to the US I am going to eat a mouthful of dirt.

AMERICAN DIRT

[civil_dead]

Jesus. Three months.

I fi f a bar bear me: $10 for aliter of beer. Now at $30 of mothers milk stout.

Oh yes. K


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[Bone]

My 8-month old passed out early after a full titty of milk and a giant diaper blowout. She'll be asleep until 6 in the morning. My mom is visiting and she passed out at 9. Mama fell asleep at 10, and dad is 4 beers in, having a good time on shit beer and NOT ASHAMED.

[carnage11]

Shit beer just means you can drink more of it, right? :o

[Bone]

Ugh, yes

Have to sneak out for a cigarette because I don't smoke, except when drunk. mom is in front room. This is familiar