Drunk Thread: CoG style.

[Slack3r78]

Almost every single girl I've known has stayed in relationships that were over until they found the next relationship. Apparently being with someone and miserable is much better then being single. Makes no sense to me, but there it is.

This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about before.

[DeathtollWRX]

Almost every single girl I've known has stayed in relationships that were over until they found the next relationship. Apparently being with someone and miserable is much better then being single. Makes no sense to me, but there it is.

I'm not sure if I agree with this statement, I'm not sure I disagree either :p

[chex]

Why hello thar, vodski.
ever reach that point when intoxicated that you're intolerant? That's me. right now...

[AntonThaGreat]

http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/spaten-oktoberfest.gif

Oh, Spaten Oktoberfest, how I love thee... a couple of these... followed by a few of these:

http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/optimator.jpg

And I'm a happy lad.

[TheEvilNarwhale]

jesus christ who let me go back to turkey town on a tuesday night? I'm still drunk.

[Superman's Dead]

That girl showed up with 3 40 oz. and a bottle of whiskey for me last night. Oh boy.

Also, I don't want to make a new thread and I'm at least tipsy, so this thread is appropriate:

With the blessing of the president of my College and my mother, I'm about to give the middle finger to the administration of my department and take the first step on the long and lonely road to manhood.

Bon chance.

[Badger]

Today, in my inebriation, a destined power was called upon.

Recalling that a mohawked Johnny 5 raced towards the bad guys to the tune of Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For a Hero" at the end of Short Circuit 2 earned me countless pub quiz points.

This was clearly my destiny.

[Badger]

Oh shit, who's drunk again?

*two thumbs pointed towards* this guy !

You boys aren't even trying.

[Superman's Dead]

Oh shit, who's drunk again?

*two thumbs pointed towards* this guy !

You boys aren't even trying.

On my way...with that girl at her apartment. *collar pull*

[Superman's Dead]

Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa akes

Edit: I have arrived. To drunk town. In case you were curious.

Mistakes.

[Superman's Dead]

And if a girl tells you she tried to suffocate herself with a pillow stop laughing. She'll get upset.

haaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahha

[SilentScreams]

I promise nothing.

Edit: I'm also impressed you managed to use spoiler tags while drunk. Most people around here seem incapable of doing that when they're sober! :D

[Banacek]

And if a girl tells you she tried to suffocate herself with a pillow stop laughing. She'll get upset.

I would never stop laughing.

[diablopath]

I bumped into a girl tonight that I haven't seen in four years.

The last thing she said to be was, "Goodbye, Joey! Have a baby!"

What the fuck?

[MagGnome]

She wants to have your baby. Run now.

I went to a fun party last night where I ran into a bunch of old friends. Thankfully I managed to avoid inebriation, as there was a guy there that I've had a crush on for a couple of years. He was with his new boyfriend, so getting sauced and telling me I think he's hot wouldn't have been a good idea.

[diablopath]

She wants to have your baby. Run now.

I went to a fun party last night where I ran into a bunch of old friends. Thankfully I managed to avoid inebriation, as there was a guy there that I've had a crush on for a couple of years. He was with his new boyfriend, so getting sauced and telling me I think he's hot wouldn't have been a good idea.

No, I don't think so. I think she was just very drunk.
Which is sad, because she's also six months pregnant.

I'm never accepting an invite to one of those places again. I think I left an hour after I got there.

[TheEvilNarwhale]

There is nothing quite like sitting around in a bar drinking all night waiting to play laser tag. So much win.

[Superman's Dead]

I promise nothing.

Edit: I'm also impressed you managed to use spoiler tags while drunk. Most people around here seem incapable of doing that when they're sober! :D

The most important thing in the world is comedy, regardless of how drunk I am.

[TheEvilNarwhale]

Almost saw a vag piercing happen tonight. Tequila is silly.

[Badger]

It's Thursday again, and I managed to not make a stupid post yet.

This is going in my books as a win, I'll no doubt revisit this thread tomorrow and undo my hard work here. Note to drunk self: Oi! Less of that.

[SilentScreams]

So I just went to see Kick Ass, and afterwards got so drunk that I probably won't remember a damn thing about the movie after I've slept this off...

[LongStepMantis]

Ima comin for ya wheezy!
I rarely drink anymore, and I'm already trashed. Friends came in from out of srate and I'm drinking more than I have in monthse.

Got more bars to hit, enjoy all!

Also, I regret nothing! The bad news is my wife's friend is staying with us and I'm getting a very strong feeling that she wants...something from me. She's hot too. Dammit.

[LongStepMantis]

Crisis averted. We talked and she said that she's liked me for years, but we both decided that infidelity was no good (she's married too) so we just laughed and lamented how being drunk makes things complicated. Life. It's weird like that.

[Badger]

Top chivalry LongStep. A lesser man would have proved himself a lesser man.

In unrelated business and as a follow up to my previous post, sobriety has escaped me once more. Aw, nuts.

Here's a fun game to play over Easter that has become something of a tradition amongst my friends: What it requires is a bag full of assorted chocolate eggs, ranging in size from mini to cadbury's creme egg. The rules are:

1) If an egg is placed inside a player's pint without them noticing for 1 (one) second, then they have to drink the specified amount of their drink, as written below:

Mini Egg - Two fingers
Medium Egg - Three fingers
Creme Egg - Claw (4 fingers) or Whole Pint (subject to drinking speeds and whether you're a bunch of girls)

2) If the player should notice the egg being dropped into their drink within the 1 (one) second period, then the egg is forfeit and the dropper has to suffer the specified drinking punishment themselves.

3) Judge's ruling can be called on any drop, where all eye-witnesses can act as a jury to determine whether the egg was good or bad. This is performed by all eye-witnesses simultaneously giving thumbs up (safe) or thumbs down (drink).

4) No dicking about. All rulings are final and must be acted on straight away. Drink up !

Also works as a handy ice-breaker, hand someone else your egg and see if they can ninja one of your friend's pints. Happy Easter !

[Serapth]

Wait... you purposefully defile each others pints, and nobody gets beaten?

So very wrong.

[Badger]

Wait... you purposefully defile each others pints, and nobody gets beaten?

So very wrong.

On the contrary, if you're drinking then your pint is safe and you've got nothing to worry about! Plus, we were too lazy to take the wrappers off anyway so they didn't dissolve in any drinks.

5) Oh and an additional rule I forgot to mention: No drops when the pint is more than arm's reach from its drinker. Just a safeguard for toilet breaks or going up to the bar.

[Libuke]

Quarter to 10 in the morning and I think I am still drunk I am not sure how you people sleep in after drinking because I sure as hell have never been able to.

[SilentScreams]

Quarter to 10 in the morning and I think I am still drunk I am not sure how you people sleep in after drinking because I sure as hell have never been able to.

I'm the same way. I always wake up at stupid-o'clock after going out drinking.

[diablopath]

I'm the same way. I always wake up at stupid-o'clock after going out drinking.

Me too. I then try to obtain a Whopper.
Whoppers are the best hangover food.

[MagGnome]

I woke up at 2pm today. -_-

Last night was awesome. Five different bars and the roller derby! :D

[Libuke]

I woke up at 2pm today. -_-

Last night was awesome. Five different bars and the roller derby! :D

I've never understood the hitting a bunch of bars in one night thing, unless it is a pub crawl of course. Then again I know most of the people who work at the bar I frequent and actually do stuff with them other days when they are not working.

[MagGnome]

I've never understood the hitting a bunch of bars in one night thing, unless it is a pub crawl of course. Then again I know most of the people who work at the bar I frequent and actually do stuff with them other days when they are not working.

Here's a recap of the evening that I posted in another thread:

I didn't have a date last night, but I still had a wonderful evening. Dinner with a friend at a nice Russian restaurant, then a beer with a few of my friends. After that we went to the roller derby (go Garda Belts!) to watch the final bout of the season for the Minnesota RollerGirls.

Then we all went out to another bar for beer and snacks. After that four of us went to a gay bar, despite only two of us actually being gay. By this point it was myself, my friend I had dinner with, and a straight couple who are a ton of fun. The night just got crazier and crazier. I ran into an old flame and met his boyfriend.

I also ran into some kind of lesbian/straight girl bacholerette party. They were great! I make a lot of friends when I've been drinking. Finally the four of us stumbled around downtown Saint Paul, which is so poorly laid out that it's hard to find where you're going when sober, let alone after a night of drinking. We ended up taking a cab for six blocks just so we could find our way home. Then we all crashed at my friends place. I got up at 6 am and jogged home, then went back to bed until 2pm. That's the latest I've slept in...well probably forever.


tl;dr - A fun night of drinking was had by all.

Edit - The funniest/most awkward moment of the evening was when my straight guy friend put his arm around me as we walked home and told me that he's always been curious about guys. His wife was less than ten feet away. :eek:

[Libuke]

Here's a recap of the evening that I posted in another thread:

I didn't have a date last night, but I still had a wonderful evening. Dinner with a friend at a nice Russian restaurant, then a beer with a few of my friends. After that we went to the roller derby (go Garda Belts!) to watch the final bout of the season for the Minnesota RollerGirls.

Then we all went out to another bar for beer and snacks. After that four of us went to a gay bar, despite only two of us actually being gay. By this point it was myself, my friend I had dinner with, and a straight couple who are a ton of fun. The night just got crazier and crazier. I ran into an old flame and met his boyfriend.

I also ran into some kind of lesbian/straight girl bacholerette party. They were great! I make a lot of friends when I've been drinking. Finally the four of us stumbled around downtown Saint Paul, which is so poorly laid out that it's hard to find where you're going when sober, let alone after a night of drinking. We ended up taking a cab for six blocks just so we could find our way home. Then we all crashed at my friends place. I got up at 6 am and jogged home, then went back to bed until 2pm. That's the latest I've slept in...well probably forever.


tl;dr - A fun night of drinking was had by all.

Edit - The funniest/most awkward moment of the evening was when my straight guy friend put his arm around me as we walked home and told me that he's always been curious about guys. His wife was less than ten feet away. :eek:


Sounds like a fun night and not really the random bar hoping I was thinking about. Those are usually the good night, the ones that were not really planned. Friday was a just originally just a hockey game with a friend of mine but we ended up at the bar where his fiancée works and were totally smashed by the end of the night, after a side trip to another friends house where a couple of beers where had. It helps to increase the amount of drinking when the owner and manager and bartenders are trading shot rounds with you though.

[MagGnome]

I love unplanned evenings like that. The only thing that had been planned in advance was the roller derby. Everything else was totally spur of the moment.

It was a great night to be sure, but I'm paying for it today. I'm supposed to go to a dinner party in an hour, but I still feel a little ill. I'm going to try to suck it up and go anyway. I probably won't drink though.

[SilentScreams]

I stick to one bar these days. It's a small place called The Zephyr Bar sandwiched between two nightclubs. I started going there because it's the only place in town that plays anything other than dance music or Top 40 crap.
I know all the staff, I know the bouncers and I know all the DJs they use. It's good having people around at all times to watch my back and make sure I don't do anything I'll regret. :D

[Superman's Dead]

A bottle of wine is not as much wine as you think it is. Unfortunate. And now for the spoiler tags containing my emo-esque ravings.

Oh god why are ex-girlfriends constantly around?! Why can't they fall off the face of the Earth like they're supposed to instead of continuing to exist and hang out with people who know me, being beautiful and talented and intelligent and completely determined to think I'm scum?

AND WHO THE FUCK THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TELL ME THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS SEXY. Ahsejrhakjfasdf. This is why I don't have more guy friends. Cause the guy friends I do have understand the cardinal rule: to even pretend to be interested in someone that I have dated or wanted to date is worthy of physical punishment.

Is this fair? No. However, nothing about most relationships I've ever had was really fair, so your logic sucks dick. Boom. Science.

Where did I put that whiskey.

[Handmade.Mercury]

I saw my friend's tits and my other friend wore her bra. They were pretty firm. Then she started speaking French for no reason.

[Nameless]

Dear Supes,

I understand the Bro Code, and it is unfortunate when people violate it. Sadly, that happens all the time. But would you rather people say your ex was ugly? OR! I guess they could comment that she was average-looking. But that's kind of an insult too.

Whatever. I am too drunk to make sense now.

WHY AM I POSTING ON THE INTERNETS?

Sincerely,
Nameless

[MagGnome]

I had a great time drinking with my buddies tonight. Happy birthday Pete! Watching the crazy karoake was a ton of fun. I was invited out to four different bars tonight, but I'm glad I chose to hang out with my classmate and his friends. What a group!

I got home and crawled into bed, but my phone rang. A very drunk friend of mine urged me to join him for last call, so I got up, tossed on some clothes, and ran down to the bar. I'm glad I did, because I have never seen him so wasted. He's usually Mr. Anal Retentive In Control, so it was nice to see him totally messed up. I wish I had a video camera to capture the moment.

[Handmade.Mercury]

There was also a jeelyfish in the hall. We were convinced it was trying to sting us.

[Badger]

For my birthday, my mates bought me a pint glass full of more shots of spirits than I could think of. The whole damn thing smelled like sambuca and about 7/8 of the way through I took a quick lavatory break to throw up 3 times.

I'm home safe and tucking into some legendary Mr. Cod. I wouldn't trade my friends for the world.

[SilentScreams]

I couldn't even put something that smelled like Sambuca to my lips. The smell makes me want to throw up, nevermind drinking it!

[Superman's Dead]

There was also a jeelyfish in the hall. We were convinced it was trying to sting us.

Hahahahahaahahahah. Best post ever.

Biding my time for Wednesday night...I'm replacing the lead in a show with a week total time to rehearse, and so I'm not drinking until it opens. But then...oh then...

[SilentScreams]

Ladies and gentlemen, I am drunk! And I have ice cream!

Life is good.

[TheEvilNarwhale]

Going out drinking with an Ex is always a bad idea.
It is a worse idea when she is one of your best friends and she is still in love with you but both of you have already dealt with those demons.
But what can you do when you are about to leave your friends in town for good.
Whiskey is for emergencies.
Gin is for victories.
And Tequila is for when the sun is about to come up.
Every Liquor has its place.

[MagGnome]

Most liquors have only one place, IMHO. That's on the shelf, but not in my glass. Most liquors are just nasty. Ugh. :p

[Superman's Dead]

Most liquors have only one place, IMHO. That's on the shelf, but not in my glass. Most liquors are just nasty. Ugh. :p

You're crazy. That's crazy.

Going out drinking with an Ex is always a bad idea.
It is a worse idea when she is one of your best friends and she is still in love with you but both of you have already dealt with those demons.
But what can you do when you are about to leave your friends in town for good.
Whiskey is for emergencies.
Gin is for victories.
And Tequila is for when the sun is about to come up.
Every Liquor has its place.

That's a sound philosophy.

Went out last night after the show opened feeling like a COMPLETE champion. I learned an 81 page script in a week; a two and a half hour show where I only leave the stage once, for like two minutes. Then we went out after and I had the first alcohol I'd had since finding out I was in it (pre-show shot not included).

And now I'm sitting in the library with my sunglasses still on waiting on the coffee they brewed me because blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. But I still feel good about it.

[MagGnome]

You're crazy. That's crazy.

I'm just not a fan of most liquors, especially straight. They taste terrible to me, and I don't like the burning sensation that many of them induce.

Beer is delicious, so I'll stick with that. :D

[Badger]

Good grief, I found out what was in that pint glass I battled last Saturday.

2 shots tequila
2 shots sambuca
2 shots jagermeister
1 shot apple sour
3 fingers soda water

My friend that bought it for me has christened it the "worm shaker", in case it catches on. It won't, it's fucking disgusting ! A good punishment pint for birthdays though.

RE: Spirits - they're not big and they're not clever but they save you time and money if you're climbing the drunk scale. Plus, if you put them in a proper drink they're equally as delicious as any beer.

[double ninja edit] Oh oh, honey rum ! Most delicious drink on the face of the earth. Seek it out Mags, it's probably rare as unicorn balls in the US but it's just that good.

[Ox]

Walking home from bar tonight. I put on my hat. I hear, "I love hats."

Turn around. Hot blonde sitting with various friends. She looks at me and says, "I love your hat."

WHAT DO I DO?

[A] Walk over to her, say, "What a coincidence. I love blondes."

[B] Walk over to her, chat for a moment, then ask for her number.

[C] Shoot her the finger gun, then walk away.

FUCK YOU OX YOU GAY FUCK

no offense, Mag

[Libuke]

Walking home from bar tonight. I put on my hat. I hear, "I love hats."

Turn around. Hot blonde sitting with various friends. She looks at me and says, "I love your hat."

WHAT DO I DO?

[A] Walk over to her, say, "What a coincidence. I love blondes."

[B] Walk over to her, chat for a moment, then ask for her number.

[C] Shoot her the finger gun, then walk away.

FUCK YOU OX YOU GAY FUCK

no offense, Mag


I take it you chose C? Which was probably the wrong choice.

[diablopath]

I take it you chose C? Which was probably the wrong choice.

But obviously the most hilarious one.

[MagGnome]

[double ninja edit] Oh oh, honey rum ! Most delicious drink on the face of the earth. Seek it out Mags, it's probably rare as unicorn balls in the US but it's just that good.

That's quite a coincidence as I love unicorn balls! I'll definitely keep my eye out for honey rum. :D


FUCK YOU OX YOU GAY FUCK

no offense, Mag


I laughed at your failure, so it's fine. :p

Also, someone should sig "FUCK YOU OX YOU GAY FUCK"!

[Serapth]

You do realize that there are no good reasons, at all, to deploy the finger gun, to anyone.

Unless I suppose, you are doing your best impression of a 1980s yuppie douchebag.

[EternalGamer]

Went to a bar for a quick drink last night and ran into a guy I've talked to a few times
about video games. I enjoyed the conversation the first couple of times merely because none of my real life friends even play games. But this guy has all the traits of an annoying conversationist all rolled into one: he talks endlessly about a single topic (in this case StarCraft 2, which I have no interest in), brags about himself endlessly (and his "girlfriend in Japan"), will hardly let you get a word in edgewise, and is clearly an absolute liar (which is true of most braggarts). I wish I was mean enough to cut him off or just leave, but it didn't happen. So, to deal with my irritation and boredom, I just started drinking, and drinking, and drinking.

The night ended with me at home hugging a toilet and I didn't even get to enjoy the fun part first. I have only drank so much that I vomited a couple of times in my entire life and don't plan on repeating it again soon. I think I will completely avoid that bar in the future just to make sure I don't run into him again.

Ugh. Today is miserable and I have to conference with students all day. I think I only had around five drinks total but I had not eaten any dinner and I'm a pretty small guy. It sure did a number on me...

[Serapth]

Went to a bar for a quick drink last night and ran into a guy I've talked to a few times
about video games. I enjoyed the conversation the first couple of times merely because none of my real life friends even play games. But this guy has all the traits of an annoying conversationist all rolled into one: he talks endlessly about a single topic (in this case StarCraft 2, which I have no interest in), brags about himself endlessly (and his "girlfriend in Japan"), will hardly let you get a word in edgewise, and is clearly an absolute liar (which is true of most braggarts). I wish I was mean enough to cut him off or just leave, but it didn't happen. So, to deal with my irritation and boredom, I just started drinking, and drinking, and drinking.

The night ended with me at home hugging a toilet and I didn't even get to enjoy the fun part first. I have only drank so much that I vomited a couple of times in my entire life and don't plan on repeating it again soon. I think I will completely avoid that bar in the future just to make sure I don't run into him again.

Ugh. Today is miserable and I have to conference with students all day. I think I only had around five drinks total but I had not eaten any dinner and I'm a pretty small guy. It sure did a number on me...

Five drinks sent you praying to the procelin altar? What were you drinking???

[Superman's Dead]

Five drinks sent you praying to the procelin altar? What were you drinking???

I think it's the not eating that made the difference...I'm the same way. If I haven't had a meal a reasonable amount of time before drinking it's a lot harder to take. Eating while drinking is no substitute.

Edit: Look at me! I'm Serapth! I can spell! ;)

[Serapth]

If I haven't had a mean a reasonable amount of time before drinking it's a lot harder to take.

So, you are an angry drunk? ;)

[EternalGamer]

Five drinks sent you praying to the procelin altar? What were you drinking???

I had one bourbon and four vodka tonics (it may have been five but certainly no more than that). I was actually surprised too. I felt ok when I left the bar, but about half an hour later when I sat down to watch The Daily Show the yv was moving and the next thing I know, I was hugging the toilet. As super said, I had not eaten for 11 hours, so that may have been it. Also this is all within the span of an hour.

[MagGnome]

Five drinks sent you praying to the procelin altar? What were you drinking???

Five beers won't do me in, but if I drink five stronger beverages (pure liquor, vodka cranberries, long islands, etc.) I will definitely be quite drunk and hung over the next day, especially on an empty stomach. I probably won't throw up thankfully, as alcohol doesn't really do that to me.

[SilentScreams]

For me, it depends on the liquor.

Five whiskies, I'll be fine.
Five vodkas, probably fine.
Five tequilas...I'll definitely be making an unscheduled trip to the bathroom.

[Libuke]

I feel "lucky" I can do a lot of anything in any combination and I don't even get hangovers and have only thrown up once in my life but it was due to much beer to fast, I over loaded my stomach.

I do have booze I would prefer not to drink such as Jag or sambuca but they don't make me sick.

For example a couple of Friday's ago I had an exorbitant amount of booze (just shy of 30 drinks I figure, I lost count, included beer and various shots of different kinds). Yes I probably drink to much.

I do not even want to know how much I am going to drink tomorrow, pub crawl with some heavy drinkers, but its for charity at least.

[Rogue_hunter]

I feel "lucky" I can do a lot of anything in any combination and I don't even get hangovers and have only thrown up once in my life but it was due to much beer to fast, I over loaded my stomach.

I do have booze I would prefer not to drink such as Jag or sambuca but they don't make me sick.

For example a couple of Friday's ago I had an exorbitant amount of booze (just shy of 30 drinks I figure, I lost count, included beer and various shots of different kinds). Yes I probably drink to much.

I do not even want to know how much I am going to drink tomorrow, pub crawl with some heavy drinkers, but its for charity at least.

I'm about the same. I can load up on stuff just fine and not feel it the next day.
But tonight I think I drank too much fizzy stuff as well as combinations of beer and liquors. Beer at lunch, then beer at dinner, then 3 beers at the bar before a shot of Jameson's, then about 4 or 5 cokes for hydration because it was getting hot, then Johnny Walker Blue (OMG, so smooth and no bite) and another beer. My stomach is sorta gassy right now, but I also drink a 20 oz bottle of water before going to bed after drinking so I should be fine in the morning.
Cheap tequila seems to be the only thing that instantly does me in.

[MagGnome]

Doesn't Coke actually make you even more thirsty?

[Libuke]

Woo pub crawl!

And waking up drunk after five hours of sleep is fun you, can see my early morning drunking rant in the dating thread.

[Banacek]

Recovering from a $300 bar tab night...

[Libuke]

Recovering from a $300 bar tab night...

That a lot, I spent about 200 last night. Not all for me, some shot rounds, but that was still a lot of drinking on my end and people bought shots for me too of course.

[Banacek]

That a lot, I spent about 200 last night. Not all for me, some shot rounds, but that was still a lot of drinking on my end and people bought shots for me too of course.

Yeah, and someone got us jager shots. So much pain...

[Serapth]

A while back I ended up after a hockey tourny partying with a bunch of guys in their early 20s, who all have more money than brains ( the poorest of them would have a 35$/hour job, no kids, no mortgage... ) and I know very well where the bulk of their money went.


Anyways, in the course of a night the shot of choice were Jägerbomb, which if you don't know better is a shot and a half of Jaegermeiter dropped into a glass of Redbull. Pure fucking caffeine meets pure alcohol. I figure I had about 8 of them bought for me, in addition to my nights consumption of beer. I expected to be a fucking wreck the next day, but amazingly enough...

- Jägerbombs are fucking delicious and I hate Jaeger
- I went to bed at 3:30AM, woke up at 7:15AM and after a bacon and eggs breakfast, I wouldn't have even known I drank the night before
- I ran out of energy and crashed hard about 8PM the next night.


All told, worked out pretty good, as I think the 'crash' came when I was sleeping the next night. That said, driving home the next morning was probably less than legal, but I honestly felt fine.

[SilentScreams]

...And yet I only have 3 pints of cider, not even enough to get buzzed, and get an epic hangover the next day that doesn't go away until about 2 in the afternoon.

Where is the justice?! :D

[Serapth]

...And yet I only have 3 pints of cider, not even enough to get buzzed, and get an epic hangover the next day that doesn't go away until about 2 in the afternoon.

Where is the justice?! :D

Well, frankly, my liver is extremely well trained.


Actually, its all about what you drink. I can probably put 95% of people under the table if I just stick to (non-brown) beer or rye, but half a bottle of a >1 sugar rated wine or a couple Mikes Hard Lemonades or Ice coolers and im bound for a headache.

[Ox]

Ex-girlfriend in town this week. staying with me Thursday & Friday. Debating whether recycling is a bad idea or a horrendous idea. Frequency of the word 'cock' in our conversation very much above background level.

Bad ideas are my specialty.

[Badger]

This post contains swears.

Dropped 13 points in the first round...

But still won the motherfucking pub quiz! (Grand prize: a crate of beer: yesssssss)

Music round, baby! You fuckers ain't got shit on us!

[Superman's Dead]

This post contains swears.

Dropped 13 points in the first round...

But still won the motherfucking pub quiz! (Grand prize: a crate of beer: yesssssss)

Music round, baby! You fuckers ain't got shit on us!

I love those things! Thanks to knowing The Godfather like the back of my hand and guessing the last thing Abraham Lincoln heard when he died, I didn't have to pay for my pitcher =)

[Generation ABXY]

...and guessing the last thing Abraham Lincoln heard when he died...

A gunshot?

[MagGnome]

I'm guessing that the last conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln went something like this:

Mrs. Lincoln: See, Abe. This isn't so bad now, is it dear?

Mr. Lincoln: I've told you time and time again that I hate going to the theatre. I'm so bored I could die. In fact, next time you want me to see a play with you just do me a favor and shoot me instead.

Mrs. Lincoln: Why, I never!

*GUNSHOT*

[Superman's Dead]

It was a line in the play he was watching (My American Cousin) that was supposed to get a huge laugh. Booth was counting on the laugh to mask the shot...but the line got nothin' and everyone looked at the sound right away.

Yes, turns out John Wilkes Booth didn't know comedy.

[diablopath]

Don't know the manners of good society, eh? Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal — you sockdologizing old man-trap...

[Superman's Dead]

God I hope you've been drinking

[Rogue_hunter]

Drunk observation about song lyrics:
Katy Perry Waking Up in Vegas, he's hungover and she's broke. Who's paying for the cab then? If he was anything like me when getting drunk, he wouldn't have any money left, and obviously she's broke. WHO PAYS FOR THE CAB?!?!?!?!??!

[Ox]

Drunk observation about song lyrics:
Katy Perry Waking Up in Vegas, he's hungover and she's broke. Who's paying for the cab then? If he was anything like me when getting drunk, he wouldn't have any money left, and obviously she's broke. WHO PAYS FOR THE CAB?!?!?!?!??!
Obviously she and her companion are planning to pay for the cab by blowing the driver. The line, "Shut up and put your money where your mouth is" isn't exactly mysterious in context.

[Badger]

3rd page, I feel like only a select elite among us are putting in the effort here.

Supes, Ox and Serapth, I commend your drunken antics, whatever the consequence. Keep up the good work.

We weren't quite able to keep the pub quiz crown aloft this week, had to settle for 3rd instead. It's a podium, but nobody remembers bronze medallists. Next week we're taking gold again, we've tasted it and now it's an addiction.

Out of interest, what's your best pub quiz team name?

[digitalErich]

Punching Toddlers

[Superman's Dead]

Mediocrity.

Wine party tonight. Expect an update.

[Superman's Dead]

You know the worst part of going to a women's college? Do you realize how much unrequited love that is? That shit is a percentage, yo! A PERCENTAGE!

[Serapth]

Mediocrity.

Wine party tonight. Expect an update.

Ok, you are still of school going age and you are attending wine parties? I mean seriously wtf? Wine parties are just excuses for snobby old people to get drunk while not feeling like irresponsible young people or classless like the unwashed beer drinking whiskey swilling masses.

[Superman's Dead]

Ok, you are still of school going age and you are attending wine parties? I mean seriously wtf? Wine parties are just excuses for snobby old people to get drunk while not feeling like irresponsible young people or classless like the unwashed beer drinking whiskey swilling masses.

It's a bunch of 20 year old girls wanting to drink together. Will I argue? No. Have I had a bottle myself? Yes.

[digitalErich]

Wine parties are just excuses for snobby old people to get drunk while not feeling like irresponsible young people or classless like the unwashed beer drinking whiskey swilling masses.
I'm better than you, dammit!

[MagGnome]

I'm fucking drunk, it's my birthday, and I don't fucking care who knows. Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Is your birthday the 29th or the 30th? We should have partied together! :D

[Superman's Dead]

I'm fucking drunk, it's my birthday, and I don't fucking care who knows. Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Happy Drunkmas Krispy!

Hope you forgot her name last night. Mine showed up in my bed and then left. Was that depressing? Indubitably.

[civil]

Conspiring the correct grammar/spelling/sentence structure that exists in 97% of these posts, this should more accurately be called, "Tipsy Thread: CoG style".

I'm calling you out, fake whinos!

[Superman's Dead]

Conspiring the correct grammar/spelling/sentence structure that exists in 97% of these posts, this should more accurately be called, "Tipsy Thread: CoG style".

I'm calling you out, fake whinos!

You should know us better than that civil. We can pull it together well enough to make one last beautiful well-composed post before collapsing. It's like playing Final Fantasy drunk and making it to a save point before you collapse into the table.

[civil]

You may have persuaded me if you had used sex with women (or goats) as your simile. As it is, I now lump you in with the rest of the virginal nerds who get "drunk" after a few wine spritzers and a Miller Lite!

[Superman's Dead]

You may have persuaded me if you had used sex with women (or goats) as your simile. As it is, I now lump you in with the rest of the virginal nerds who get "drunk" after a few wine spritzers and a Miller Lite!

OKAY, IT'S ON VEGAN BOY.

(in my head we just breakdance fought, and you pulled out a spectacular win but were impressed enough with my skills to take me on as an apprentice)

(...wow I need coffee)

[civil]

Hey, don't get me wrong, that pretending you're drunk after just a few drinks is going to serve you well in West Hollywood, Mr. Private Idaho. ;)

[MagGnome]

I love My Own Private Idaho! You are the best, Civil. :D

I should have posted in this thread last night, because I was DRUNK.

[chex]

I'm still drunk.
I had a fashion show last night, so I couldn't really drink before going on stage (because I didn't want to be like the guy that fell over twice). So Joe got a massive head start on me. To fix this I decided to do shots! Of tequila. And jagermeister. And I think there was whiskey in my Washington apple.
Never mix those three. Ever. I'm not hungover, because I'm still not sobered up. Walking not going so good, actually.
I had fucking tin foil in my hair last night! It was so itchy and annoying... I loved the dress, too... I also had corpse-like makeup.

[MagGnome]

It sounds like you had an awesome night. :D

[chex]

I'm sober! After another three hours of sleep, a vitamin, a gram of ibuprofen and a litre of smartwater.
After much thought I think I figured out everything I drank last night. I started with a vodka cranberry, a Bacardi limon and seven-up, a kamikaze, two (?) Washington apples, a shot of tequila and a shot of jag. I wound up praying to the porcelain god. Twice. I feel like a total moron, because I know better, I really do.

It sounds like you had an awesome night. :D
There will be pictures! Joe was also kind of (spectacularly) drunk. We got drunken giggling pictures taken by our friend.

[Serapth]

Phew, just got lucky ( not that way... ). Bought beer yesterday and tossed one in the freezer for "fast chilling". My wife just discovered it a few minutes ago... fortunately didn't explode.

[MagGnome]

I'm looking forward to seeing those pictures, Chex. :D

[torrefaction]

Hahaha. This past Saturday was epic. Went out with my girl, my Blood Angel buddy and his girlfriend to an improv. It was good in a generic sort of way (Orny Adams was the cat headlining.) 1 153 proof Daquiri (God bless wet willies.), 1 irish car bomb, 1 shot of patron, and 3 johnny walker blacks later I head out to meet up with some good friends from out of town (One of whom is amberella here.) at my local dive bar.

I lost count, but I'm pretty certain I had another 6 or so Johnny Walkers. It ended with my stealing a buddies shoes and throwing them in bushes. So...here's us searching for the shoe.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/4577238966_e0bfe5c9e0.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4576606965_d759e0d134.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/4577239120_f011ee8da2.jpg

[civil]

I see you're still with The Goddess. Good to see that's working out. Keep her!

[torrefaction]

I see you're still with The Goddess. Good to see that's working out. Keep her!

As a matter of fact, we moved in together back in September. I've never asked a girl to live with me before, and I've had quite a few long term relationships. She's the only one I ever felt compelled to take the next step with.

*Edit*

I just posted a picture of her in the Sig. Others thread which shows exactly how accurate your description of her is...hahaha

[Serapth]

Im proud of you, finding a girl and a hot one to boot, that will put u with your unique rock/rap/country stylings couldnt have been easy!


I see you're still with The Goddess. Good to see that's working out. Keep her!

As a matter of fact, we moved in together back in September. I've never asked a girl to live with me before, and I've had quite a few long term relationships. She's the only one I ever felt compelled to take the next step with.

*Edit*

I just posted a picture of her in the Sig. Others thread which shows exactly how accurate your description of her is...hahaha


Sent from my X10a using Tapatalk

[MagGnome]

What is with all of this Tapatalk crap that I'm seeing on the board lately? :confused:

[pomeroy]

What is with all of this Tapatalk crap that I'm seeing on the board lately? :confused:

It's an app for iPhones and Android phones to make forum browsing easier. That "sent from Tapatalk" crap is a sig it tries to attach at the bottom of every post.

[NoName]

What is with all of this Tapatalk crap that I'm seeing on the board lately? :confused:

We're all just trying to confuse you. ;)

Sent from my HTC Dream using Tapatalk

[MagGnome]

It's an app for iPhones and Android phones to make forum browsing easier. That "sent from Tapatalk" crap is a sig it tries to attach at the bottom of every post.

Ah, thanks for clearing that up.


We're all just trying to confuse you. ;)

That figures.

[Badger]

I have never heard of tapatalk until this thread. You could try and explain it to me, but I would not pay attention.

What I do know is, we came a lowly 7th this week (as the questions were mostly based around politics, and who cares about politics on election night? I mean come on!)

Also, after seeing the twizzler "T-virus" shot on geekologie (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/will_it_make_me_a_zombie_the_t.php), I've been trying to concoct a liquid version, for actual drinking. There must be a way !

[Rogue_hunter]

I found a site with videogame related cocktails, gotta try some tomorrow night at the bar.

http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/

[Slack3r78]

Im proud of you, finding a girl and a hot one to boot, that will put u with your unique rock/rap/country stylings couldnt have been easy!
It's all going to go to shit when he makes a sex tape with Scott Stapp.

[torrefaction]

It's all going to go to shit when he makes a sex tape with Scott Stapp.

How's your girlfriend?

Oh wait, that's right...

Only overweight girls with boyfriends sleep with you.

[Slack3r78]

How's your girlfriend?

Oh wait, that's right...

Only overweight girls with boyfriends sleep with you.

Not overweight, just gullible.

[torrefaction]

Not overweight, just gullible.

Gullible AND overweight.

With leprosy.

[Serapth]

Leave my mom out of this!

[Rogue_hunter]

I let the bartender choose my drinks tonight, she made some good ones up until the last. Pomegranate martinis are way too tart for me. Didn't try any of the stuff from the Drunken Moogle, maybe in a week or two.

[Libuke]

To much to fast at the end of the night. I shouldn't of gone to the bar where everyone knows me already drunk at 1 in the morning, I went from drunk to stumbling fucking drunk in no time flat, I think I only bout myself two drinks but had to have had 6 or 7, I lost count. I then almost threw up, or did I am not sure but I probably had nothing in my stomach at that point so it was just gagging if I was throwing up, I have not done such years or ever that I can remember.

I am still sorta drunk this morning so this counts dammit!

[pseudopseudo]

To much to fast at the end of the night. I shouldn't of gone to the bar where everyone knows me already drunk at 1 in the morning, I went from drunk to stumbling fucking drunk in no time flat, I think I only bout myself two drinks but had to have had 6 or 7, I lost count. I then almost threw up, or did I am not sure but I probably had nothing in my stomach at that point so it was just gagging if I was throwing up, I have not done such years or ever that I can remember.

I am still sorta drunk this morning so this counts dammit!

That's the only way my friends and I go to the bars these days. For some reason even though we're all of age, we'll pre-game at my apartment for a bit, then end up going to the local bar at about Midnight-1am. We're really good friends with the owner/night bartender, and usually things go from drunk to worse REAL quickly.

At that point, usually the sober friend (lately it's been Lekon) will drive us to one of two of our favorite restaurants where we'll gorge ourselves into semi-sobriety before everyone peaces out. Usually video games fit in there somewhere. Haha.

[Libuke]

That's the only way my friends and I go to the bars these days. For some reason even though we're all of age, we'll pre-game at my apartment for a bit, then end up going to the local bar at about Midnight-1am. We're really good friends with the owner/night bartender, and usually things go from drunk to worse REAL quickly.

At that point, usually the sober friend (lately it's been Lekon) will drive us to one of two of our favorite restaurants where we'll gorge ourselves into semi-sobriety before everyone peaces out. Usually video games fit in there somewhere. Haha.

Yah the owner and manager and most of the staff know me which is why it is my first choice in places to go, if not always the wisest. They make sure I get home safe though which is nice, usually one of the bartenders gives me a ride.

[diablopath]

I had a very good time last night.

I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk.

One thing I always do, to make sure no lines were crossed, is check my text messages to make sure I didn't cross any lines.

"I love you. And me. And bacon." to my lady friend.
Truer words have never been spoken.

[Libuke]

So much money spent. A friend had a pub crawl for her birthday I ended up spending so much.

I also came home with writing all over my arms and neck, thanks to the lady's that work at the bar, now if I could only attract un-attached people I would be pleased. I am not sure if it is permanent but at least I don't have to work Monday if it is and it will give me some time to wash it off. It doesn't really bother me but I do have to interact with people in my job. I guess this post is not really going anywhere but I apparently I heart a number of the lady's that work at the bar.

[Badger]

It's Thursday, so I'm slightly drunk again. Came third in the quiz this week, and found out someone is trying to pose under our team name, so we modified our quiz team name for the sake of the guys running it. Good to know we made an impression.

Anyway posting this as a preface to Saturday, as I will be spending the entire day being less than sober in the good town of Oxford. Any CoG'ers local, give me a shout!

[chex]

'ello! Chex is mildly drunk. She didn't have anywhere near enough food for the amount of vodka I drank this evening. I had the gimlet, and a few other things. I had shots with one of my girl buddies. Whee!
Now I have made food for my boy (who is significantly more drunk than I). I made a turkey burger, with chipotle and some other spices, an egg, romaine, avocado and tomato. I feel all accomplished. The house smells nice. I can't have any though, because I'm gluten free and the burger is on a regular bun. :sadface
He says he's not significantly more drunk than I. Just a little. And "oh my god, you can fucking cook when you're drunk!"
I love vodka. I did Kamikazes with Holly. Hee...

[MagGnome]

Too funny!

[MagGnome]

I came, I drank, I conquered.

Something like that anyway.

[chex]

Okay, tonight I have a reason to be drunk (other than the end of the semester and my not working). I went to the dentist today and had one filling on my left side and two on my right, one each top and bottom (hello there, European Ancestry and growing up below the poverty line), so I've only now about eleven hours after procedure, been able to open my jaw a whole inch. Ow, pain. Needs more tequila.

[Dostoyevsky]

Haven't had tequila in a while, but was drinking absinthe and green tea last night.

Don't ask, and yes, I feel horrible today.

[SilentScreams]

Tequila...my arch nemesis.
I generally have a pretty high alcohol capacity, but just one shot of tequila totally destroys me. I always wake up with a few new cuts and bruises and no memory of the night before. The current theory is that it is the catalyst in transforming me into a werewolf of some kind.

[chex]

Haven't had tequila in a while, but was drinking absinthe and green tea last night.

Don't ask, and yes, I feel horrible today.

That sounds really very gross.
Tequila...my arch nemesis.
I generally have a pretty high alcohol capacity, but just one shot of tequila totally destroys me. I always wake up with a few new cuts and bruises and no memory of the night before. The current theory is that it is the catalyst in transforming me into a werewolf of some kind.

I love tequila. I have discovered however, that I need to not mix it with (by which I mean drink in the same night) anything other than vodka. When I do, I get uproariously ill. I think most of the issue last time was that I mixed with so many different things... I hate whiskey. And Jagermeister.
I like your theory. Maybe you could get one of those doggie eye cams; the ones that clip on to your animal's collar, so you can see what they do during the day. Only it would be you, and your drunken/werewolfian escapades.

[Rogue_hunter]

Had a few more "surprises" from my friendly (now married, DRAT!) bartender. She started off with a rum and coke, then gave me something called a "blue violet." Dunno what it was but it was tasty, then promptly kicked my ass. Add a Long Island Iced Tea and a straight shot of Jack, without having eaten (http://www.originaltommys.com/) since about 1 pm and I'm very loopy. Even though I was drinking copious amounts of water during TF2, it doesn't seem to have helped much. :(

WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ox]

Drunk.

Booty call en route.

Turn 30 in 150 minutes.

Fuckin' A.

[MagGnome]

Fuck you Ox.

I want a booty call.

I guess fooling around with 4 guys during my two week break isn't so bad, but damn if I don't want some more.

Going to bed alone on a Friday night sucks.

Oh, and you wanted me to post more when I'm drunk, so I hope you're happy. :p


Edit - Oh, and happy 30th.

[Cit Phil Cit]

Don't drink with your Scottish-Armenian friend unless you are willing to pay the price.

My price: a 20 hour hangover and vomiting 12 times.

I swear I won't drink that much again until the next time.

[MagGnome]

I'm staying up and drinking water.

I hope I'm not hungover in the morning.

I have to help a friend of mine move.

I'd rather just sleep.

[chex]

I'm staying up and drinking water.

I hope I'm not hungover in the morning.

I have to help a friend of mine move.

I'd rather just sleep.

Baby, you drunk dialed me. I would call you back, but 'm hoping that you're asleep. Unlike me.

[diablopath]

Fuuuuuck.

I had to call in this morning. I'm way too hungover to work.

It's only my third week of employment.

Here's to hoping I don't get fired!

P.S. It was worth it.

[MagGnome]

Baby, you drunk dialed me. I would call you back, but 'm hoping that you're asleep. Unlike me.

Yes, I definitely drunk dialed you. I hope you don't mind. :D

Wait, I didn't leave a voicemail, did I?

[chex]

That depends on your definition of "voice mail". =)

[MagGnome]

Oh my, what did I say?

[Libuke]

So I didn't think I forgot stuff when I drink, but apparently that is not the case I don't remember part of last Sunday (it was are long weekend her in Canada).

It appears I forgot, to me anyways, what would of been the best part of the night. Doing body shots and other various activities on one of the (very hot) workers at the bar I frequent, right on the on the bar, according to one of the other workers and the head bartender.

She seemed a little embarrassed about it last night when I talked to her.

Well there is my non-drunken addition to the drunk thread, when I get home drunk I just want to go to bed. I don't know how you guys actually want to surf and post on the internet.

[MagGnome]

I had a great Memorial Day, during which I drank some good beers. Lift Bridge's Farm Girl, Deschuttes' Black Butte Porter, and Weyerbacher's Merry Monks. Yummy!

It was a happy, drunken ending to a fantastic two week break.

[MagGnome]

Commodore Perry commands you all:

"Don't give up the sip!"

[Handmade.Mercury]

Anyone know how much rum the Flamingo Hilton in Vegas puts in their pina coladas? My mom keeps bringing me them, and I want to know how much I should drink to get drunk.

[pomeroy]

Anyone know how much rum the Flamingo Hilton in Vegas puts in their pina coladas? My mom keeps bringing me them, and I want to know how much I should drink to get drunk.

Wait, what?

You should drink too many. That always gets you drunk.

[Rogue_hunter]

Jack in the Box tacos + Everclear's Santa Monica + 3 pitchers of various beers = gooooooood.

EDIT: oh, and cougarlife.com is hilarious

[Superman's Dead]

So I went out with friends last night, and up until the end it was fantastic. We went to a martini bar that just gives you the shaker, so one martini was really about two martinis, and I had two regardless.

Then we went to literally the worst topless club of all time, had two drinks, and left. Cause it was terrible.

Then off to one of the casinos for a few MORE drinks waiting for more friends, then up to a big room on the 16th floor where there was a birthday party for a guy in a pink shirt who I had never seen before in my life. Then a guy named Gavin told me that there were beers in the tub and, lo and behold, there were indeed.

I spent most of the night being very funny and talking to people that I'd never met before, half the time as if we were old friends. They thought I was drunk, and I thought I was funny. This spiraled out of control on the way back home, when I was obnoxiousy hitting on a girl we were giving a ride to. Obnoxious in the sense that I knew it was never going to happen, so I decided to have some fun with it. I wasn't being physical in any way, but MAN was she not interested. This only made it funnier for me, so I kept going and asking her all kinds of things about herself. And before you shake your heads at me and say, "Bad form!" like we were in Hook, there are several important things to note:

1)When I told her I'm sorry if I made her uncomfortable, but hitting on her was very funny to me, she said, "It's okay, you just have to do a lot more work to get a girl like me." To which I responded, "Oh...oh, honey, I wasn't doing work at all there."

2)She let me know that I was talking about her too much, and in the future if I want girls interested in me I should talk about myself a lot and ignore them half the time. "You just need to be more of an asshole. You were being a pussy, asking me all those questions about myself."

So not only is this girl proud that she avoided what she saw as advances with intent, she thinks she gave me some darn good advice to boot.

In closing, I'd like to thank alcohol.

[Superman's Dead]

Also, when you're taking with a girl and really having a good time, I think we can agree that we all hate the friend of hers who assumes that you are a stalker and that her friend is OBVIOUSLY too drunk to be trusted to have a conversation with you.

I mean, I get the impulse, we've all seen that guy. I'm not that guy! I'm legitimately interested in talking to your friend about how she wants to use her grad degree in molecular biology, damnit!

[Generation ABXY]

Bad form, Gupes... bad form. :p

[Badger]

Crikey, yesterday was an impromptu heavy one. Started before the game about half 2 and didn't stop till 1.

I'm like a dying dog over here.

[Shrinn]

You guys make drunk TF2 pretty awesome.

[MagGnome]

I am pretty damn drunk right now. Here's to 2 for 1's and drinking a Tripel before going out to the bar.

I had to proofread this several times before it was fit to be published.

[Serapth]

I am pretty damn drunk right now. Here's to 2 for 1's and drinking a Tripel before going out to the bar.

I had to proofread this several times before it was fit to be published.

Starting the night on a strong ale? Rookie move mags!

[MagGnome]

I am in so much pain this morning. I am never drinking nine beers in one night ever again.

[Libuke]

Last weekend for the bar I normally hang out until they start 6 weeks of renovations, so I got smashed Thursday, Friday and one more time tonight. I am not sure where I am going to drink, probably should just take it easy anyway plus it is just not as fun drinking at a place where you don't know the staff.

[Vigil80]

Calling all drunks.

The second half of July, I am going to New Orleans with my girlfriend. I figure there's only one thing to do in New Orleans, besides curse the fact that I'm in the swamp state in July, and that's dedicate at least one night to finding a night spot and tying one on.

i want to do it up right, so I need suggestions for what to order. The more creative the better, might as well make the bartender work for his tip. I'm talking liquors/mixed drinks, not beer. I want to get buzzed, not just get a bad taste in my mouth.

[MagGnome]

I have no advice for a person with no taste. :p

[Vigil80]

I knew you'd like that.

Seriously, beer just doesn't do it. By the time I got enough, I'd be sloshing when I walked. I need higher concentrations.

[Kielaran]

Looking for something that tastes good? Go for an Amaretto Sour.

Looking to get sloshed? Whiskey Sour all the way.

[pomeroy]

I am in so much pain this morning. I am never drinking nine beers in one night ever again.

Wait, nine does you in?

Lightweight. :)

[Banacek]

Looking for something that tastes good? Go for an Amaretto Sour.

Looking to get sloshed? Whiskey Sour all the way.

Why taint delicious whiskey with horrible sour mix?

[Kielaran]

Why taint delicious whiskey with horrible sour mix?

I figured if he didn't like beer, then straight whiskey would be right out.;)

[Rogue_hunter]

Why taint delicious whiskey with horrible sour mix?

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. WHOA.
Real whiskey sour does not use this "mix" you talk about. You are clearly a madman. Turn in your card and exit the building without causing any fuss.

[Banacek]

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. WHOA.
Real whiskey sour does not use this "mix" you talk about. You are clearly a madman. Turn in your card and exit the building without causing any fuss.

I don't care what you call it. You're putting something in the whiskey, which unless it's ice is the problem :)

[Vigil80]

I figured if he didn't like beer, then straight whiskey would be right out.;)
No no, any and all liquor is fine. It's not the taste I have a problem with. It's the fact that there's no payoff. I can't get trashed on, say, 9 beers, like some people.

[Serapth]

You are drinking the wrong beers. If you can drink 9 fin du monde and walk straight, well frankly, you have a problem.


I promise you though, you can't. I can drink a full 24 of many domestic beers without much ill effect. A dozen half litre Grolschs or Heineken wont put me down. That said, a 6 pack of Fin Du Monde will knock me on my ass.

[diablopath]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0iwd2E6zD1qz8z2ro1_500.png

Beer makes it all go away.

[Drayven]

I'm on some medication that you really aren't supposed to drink with. It's awesome, I'm feeling tipsy after 1 beer and after 3 I'm hugging everyone. I'm a big guy and it used to take WAY more than that.

[Serapth]

I'm on some medication that you really aren't supposed to drink with. It's awesome, I'm feeling tipsy after 1 beer and after 3 I'm hugging everyone. I'm a big guy and it used to take WAY more than that.

The first time I was on percocet, I was three sheets to the wind. I had gotten in a motorcycle accident, and after the paramedics checked me out, etc... I went with a friend to a nearby bar and went about getting nice and blitzed. Then, after the adrenaline wore off, the pain started to come, so after about 2 hours at the bar I finally decided to go to emerge, where

a) they don't like bikers
b) they really don't like bikers that show up 3 hours after an accident
c) they really don't like bikers that show up 3 hours after an accident completely drunk.

Anyways, I ended up having 3 broken ribs and needed to get some gravel removed from the road rash ( which involves an angry nurse and a wire brush, not fun ).


I will say though, 6 or 7 ryes a few beers and two percocets... hot damn.

[MagGnome]

Wait, nine does you in?

Lightweight. :)

I'd rather be a lightweight than a lush.

Besides, two beers used to get me pretty silly, so I think I'm doing just fine. The first beer was 8.5% ABV, so I was already a little buzzed when I got to the bar.

[diablopath]

I am drunk. My fire alarm keeps going off, yet, I can find no fire.

Peculiar.

[Typical Michael]

I STARTED this thread, I'll damn sure be on the right end of it.

[MagGnome]

I'm enjoying a glass of Flying Dog's Raging Bitch.

It's a damn good beer, and it's proving to be a great beer to drink during this crazy storm.

[Nura]

What? I'm not drunk! I'm just lost in a strange fantasy world!

Now, if you'll excuse me, i'll have to get to bed, there's a viking market tomorrow i have to go to.

Yes, viking!

[pseudopseudo]

Not drunk, but on the way there.

Shitty beer will equal hangover tomorrow. I might have to start throwing glasses of water in between beers.

[Serapth]

Not drunk, but on the way there.

Shitty beer will equal hangover tomorrow. I might have to start throwing glasses of water in between beers.

Funny, I more often find good beer equals hangover.

[Serapth]

Oh and for all my beer snobery, I am finding bud light lime amazingly drinkable thus summer. Its like corona in that you can drink it by the bucketload without hangover or bloating, but unlike corona, 1 in 3 isn't skunky.

That said, I'm not sure it can fairly be called beer.

[pseudopseudo]

Oh and for all my beer snobery, I am finding bud light lime amazingly drinkable thus summer. Its like corona in that you can drink it by the bucketload without hangover or bloating, but unlike corona, 1 in 3 isn't skunky.

That said, I'm not sure it can fairly be called beer.

That was our beer last summer. Seriously, coming in out of extreme heat and cracking one of those... it's just so good.

[MagGnome]

Oh and for all my beer snobery, I am finding bud light lime amazingly drinkable thus summer. Its like corona in that you can drink it by the bucketload without hangover or bloating, but unlike corona, 1 in 3 isn't skunky.

That said, I'm not sure it can fairly be called beer.

Your beer snobbery? You stated in this thread (or possibly another) that you don't even like most craft beers. :p

[Serapth]

Oh and for all my beer snobery, I am finding bud light lime amazingly drinkable thus summer. Its like corona in that you can drink it by the bucketlo

Your beer snobbery? You stated in this thread (or possibly another) that you don't even like most craft beers. :p

Ah but I love craft beers, I simply and truthfully stated that the majority of them are shit.

[SilentScreams]

Ah but I love craft beers, I simply and truthfully stated that the majority of them are shit.

This is the truth.
Craft beers have the potential to be the best, but very few are even average.

[MagGnome]

Whereas the majority of mainstream beer is total shit. I guess I just don't get your point. :p

[Serapth]

Whereas the majority of mainstream beer is total shit. I guess I just don't get your point. :p

Most mainstream beers is pretty bad too. But normally its a reliable baseline, where bad micro is BAAAAAAADDDDDDD.

I mean, there is a reason people don't make beer out of turnips and horseradish, but that wont stop some microbrewery from giving it a shot.

And there are quite a few mainstream brews I enjoy or at least tolerate. Stella, Hoegarden, Becks, Heinekin, Grolsch ( yea.... yea... I like it, piss off ), Saporo, Sleemans, Rickards, Moosehead and yes, Bud Light Lime.

The problem with most popular mainstream beers is they are lagers and pilsners, if thats not your bag, you are going to hate most of them, but thats what's popular, at least here in North America.

[MagGnome]

There are certainly bad microbrews, but I would argue that the majority of microbrews are far better than the big breweries, such as Bud, Coors, Miller, etc. That stuff is almost universally piss in a bottle.

Edit - Ah, I was speaking of the "American" breweries only. Some of the big European and Asian breweries put out decent stuff, although most of it would never be my first choice. I do enjoy Sapporo and Tiger though, and Hoegarden is good from time to time.

Guinness, however, is highly overrated, IMHO. There are many stouts out there that have a lot more flavor than Guinness.

[Serapth]

There are certainly bad microbrews, but I would argue that the majority of microbrews are far better than the big breweries, such as Bud, Coors, Miller, etc. That stuff is almost universally piss in a bottle.

Edit - Ah, I was speaking of the "American" breweries only. Some of the big European and Asian breweries put out decent stuff, although most of it would never be my first choice. I do enjoy Sapporo and Tiger though, and Hoegarden is good from time to time.

Guinness, however, is highly overrated, IMHO. There are many stouts out there that have a lot more flavor than Guinness.

I am willing to bet you simply don't like Lagers.

Don't get me wrong, neither do I for the most part, but thats whats popular.

[MagGnome]

I'm not sure. I don't know if I have had many Lagers from microbreweries or not. I'll readily admit that outside of Porters, Stouts, and IPAs I'm not completely educated on the differences between various types of beer. I'm learning though.

[MagGnome]

I went out with my classmates today. It was the last day of the semester, and we started drinking at 1:30pm. Five rounds later we were pretty drunk. I stopped into the bakery nearby and ordered a "moon pie" after which the bakeress (is that not a word?) and I had a talk about how in her day they were called "whoopie pies". It's damn good.

I drank five great beers today. Bell's Poolside Ale, Rogue's Imperial Porter, Witkek Pater (sp?) and Tyranena something or other. Plus one more. Yum! I'll be in bed by seven now., :p

[Serapth]

I went out with my classmates today. It was the last day of the semester, and we started drinking at 1:30pm. Five rounds later we were pretty drunk. I stopped into the bakery nearby and ordered a "moon pie" after which the bakeress (is that not a word?) and I had a talk about how in her day they were called "whoopie pies". It's damn good.

I drank five great beers today. Bell's Poolside Ale, Rogue's Imperial Porter, Witkek Pater (sp?) and Tyranena something or other. Plus one more. Yum! I'll be in bed by seven now., :p

Were you all on time?


:p

[MagGnome]

On time to what?

You are so weird. :p

[Shieldmaiden]

I went out with my classmates today. It was the last day of the semester, and we started drinking at 1:30pm. Five rounds later we were pretty drunk. I stopped into the bakery nearby and ordered a "moon pie" after which the bakeress (is that not a word?) and I had a talk about how in her day they were called "whoopie pies". It's damn good.

I drank five great beers today. Bell's Poolside Ale, Rogue's Imperial Porter, Witkek Pater (sp?) and Tyranena something or other. Plus one more. Yum! I'll be in bed by seven now., :p

It's so cute that he gets drunk on five beers. :D

[Libuke]

It's so cute that he gets drunk on five beers. :D

I wish 5 beers would get me drunk. My big nights would be much cheaper that way.

[MagGnome]

Nearly all of those were around 10% ABV, you twat.

Besides, I'm not drunk. I'm just quite buzzed.

[Clark]

Holy Fuck I'm plowed.

Much gin. Much guinness.

My wife was fucking hot tonight. I will post pics tomorrow.

Shout out to my COG homies: keck, supermansdead, midreal, lithium flower, magnome, civil, shunoshi, ewolfmand, and at least one a-hole I'm forgetting.


plowed.

[Jimmyjim]

Half a bottle of Jack down... I'm flying now. Heh. Soooooo good.

[Shrinn]

I had half a glass of rum and sprite last night.

I feel like shit this morning. What the hell?

[Shieldmaiden]

I had half a glass of rum and sprite last night.

I feel like shit this morning. What the hell?

It's not the "nasty ass virus disguising itself as a hangover" thing, is it? Happened to me a couple of times, first time was on my 17th birthday. Went out the night before, had a few drinks, nothing major. When I came out of the club, I had a pounding headache, ringing ears, sore throat, figured it was just the noisy club and alcohol. Woke up in the morning, no hangover, just a flu-like thing that had me in bed for the next four days.

[Shrinn]

I certainly hope not, but it feels like a hangover. I have that weird little bit of light headed/dizziness that I only get with a hang over. It's entirely possible my stomach is fucked up from another source though

[MagGnome]

I got chewed out by security at the bar last night for trying to take pictures of the guy in the shower.

My excuse? "Oh I was just testing my phone, but it doesn't have flash!"

His response? "I saw it flash."

Me - "Oh, shit."

Thankfully he told me not to do it again and didn't kick me out. It was scary though. Damn bugger appeared out of nowhere.

[civil]

I got chewed out by security at the bar last night for trying to take pictures of the guy in the shower.

My excuse? "Oh I was just testing my phone, but it doesn't have flash!"

His response? "I saw it flash."

Me - "Oh, shit."

Thankfully he told me not to do it again and didn't kick me out. It was scary though. Damn bugger appeared out of nowhere.
What. The. Fuck.

You didn't tell me you were in Chicago visiting Steamworks!

[MagGnome]

No, it was at The Saloon in downtown Minneapolis. They have a glass shower stall there that some guy dances around in naked all night.

I personally think it's gross, and it's always surrounded by old men watching the guy dance.

It's one of the most popular gay bars in the Twin Cities, but I only go about once a year. That's more than enough for me.


As for Steamworks, I saw that the last time I was in Chicago. I can't see myself ever going in there.

[roboninja]

No, it was at The Saloon in downtown Minneapolis. They have a glass shower stall there that some guy dances around in naked all night.

I personally think it's gross, and it's always surrounded by old men watching the guy dance.

It's so gross you had to take a picture, huh? ;)

[MagGnome]

Ha! I wanted to take a picture to show to some of my friends that don't believe me when I tell them about it. :p

[Generation ABXY]

No, it was at The Saloon in downtown Minneapolis. They have a glass shower stall there that some guy dances around in naked all night.

I guess it's not much different than the HIN girls, so I can't be too judgemental...

[roboninja]

I guess it's not much different than the HIN girls, so I can't be too judgemental...

I was not sure what HIN girls were, so I went to Google...15 minutes ago :D

[MagGnome]

I found a video of my friends and I at the gay bar last night:

e4XnplSo8I4

:D

[maharahaj]

Just got back from a party where I knew all of one person, but met 15 to 20 new people. Somehow, I was more than fine to drive 40 minutes to get home, but am feeling the after affects of 8+ beer and three 8 oz. glasses of Captain Morgan premixed Long Island Icetea (30 some % alchohal) the moment I parked me car at home. Gonna try to go to sleep despite a million degree temperature in my bedroom.

Fuck the heat!

Fun night though....I played quarters and catagories and asshole. I dominated in quarters. 3 cute girls at the party....too bad no numbers where exchanged.

[Serapth]

Just got back from a party where I knew all of one person, but met 15 to 20 new people. Somehow, I was more than fine to drive 40 minutes to get home, but am feeling the after affects of 8+ beer and three 8 oz. glasses of Captain Morgan premixed Long Island Icetea (30 some % alchohal) the moment I parked me car at home. Gonna try to go to sleep despite a million degree temperature in my bedroom.

Fuck the heat!

Fun night though....I played quarters and catagories and asshole. I dominated in quarters. 3 cute girls at the party....too bad no numbers where exchanged.

Wow, when you drink your ability to spell goes to shit. As not to be a kettle calling pot I am 12 beers into the night AND am typing this on my phone.

[Superman's Dead]

God bless beer.

[Superman's Dead]

Heres the thing. Going back over your email/sent messages for the last two years? Neve a good idea. I wish there was a Greek chorus like in Hercules that would just sing at me.

"She doesn't wanna
Talk to you...
She doesn't wanna talk
To YO BROKE ASS ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

[EternalGamer]

Morning after queasies. Yuck. And I can't even sleep it off because my brain decided that waking up 4 hours after I went to bed was a good idea.

[Badger]

Missed my chance to post yesterday night, but it turns out I get drunk a lot more often than I should. So: Thursday, the usual, came 2nd in the pub quiz ! But I must've forgot that I bought a round on my card and left it at the bar. Went to buy some socks and found it was missing from my wallet. Fortunately the bar staff are pretty cool there, gave them a ring and picked my card up an hour later.

Anyway on to today, turned up at a wedding reception for an old friend and an older friend's sister- against all odds. Had the address down as somewhere completely different with the same name. Put my card behind the bar again and made a night of it. I bought a £200 suit and all anybody notices is my £10 trilby. Ah well, good night.

[Superman's Dead]

http://www.luceromusic.com/media/music/index.php

Pick an album, pick a bottle, and you've got a night made.

[Spectre-7]

Drinking 6 dollar whiskey right now to celebrate. I seem to vaguely recall a time when I didn't do my celebrating alone. Times, they are a changin'.

[Superman's Dead]

Drinking 6 dollar whiskey right now to celebrate. I seem to vaguely recall a time when I didn't do my celebrating alone. Times, they are a changin'.

What're you celebrating? The publishing? Also, what whiskey are you drinking?

[Spectre-7]

What're you celebrating? The publishing? Also, what whiskey are you drinking?

Something publishing related. I'll be announcing it in a couple days, but I figured I'd start teasing tonight. ;)

And the whiskey is some shitty, bottom shelf $6 rot-gut (what I lovingly refer to as a trash hammer). Lemme see here... 75 South is the brand. It was cheaper than the King's Bay Rum and Vitali Vodka.

[Superman's Dead]

Something publishing related. I'll be announcing it in a couple days, but I figured I'd start teasing tonight. ;)

And the whiskey is some shitty, bottom shelf $6 rot-gut (what I lovingly refer to as a trash hammer). Lemme see here... 75 South is the brand. It was cheaper than the King's Bay Rum and Vitali Vodka.

No one else is gonna read this thread! You should just tell me now!

And I'd condemn you, but I have enough $5 wine in me to blind a small horse.

[Spectre-7]

No one else is gonna read this thread! You should just tell me now!

And I'd condemn you, but I have enough $5 wine in me to blind a small horse.

PMed. More shots, barkeep!

[Rogue_hunter]

Drinking 6 dollar whiskey right now to celebrate. I seem to vaguely recall a time when I didn't do my celebrating alone. Times, they are a changin'.

You should be celebrating with Johnny Walker Green, now on sale at Costco for $39.99 for a 750mL bottle!
*This post brought to you by Costco

[Spectre-7]

You should be celebrating with Johnny Walker Green, now on sale at Costco for $39.99 for a 750mL bottle!
*This post brought to you by Costco

Yeah......... I've hit the point where a fifth that costs more than 10 bucks makes me stop and shake my head. I mean, the $6 dollar shit hammers my brain all the same, right?

There's nothing but ghosts left in my wallet.

[Shrinn]

I'm starting to really, really enjoy Jack and Coke.

[Vyzov]

I'm starting to really, really enjoy Jack and Coke.

Time for me to dive into some bottles of Gin and Ginger Ale

[Superman's Dead]

Scotch and soda!

[Vyzov]

So, after conducting some experiments I've come up with the result that large quantities of alcohol do not help get someone out of your head, it just makes things worse. As such, the experiment is discontinued and sleep is in order.

[BLeeP]

This is so true. Yep. Also, I'm bored and that is DANGEROUS.

[Spectre-7]

Only thing that heals shit like that is time. Or maybe hallucinogens.

Tonight: Cheap whiskey and a Sprite chaser. Trash hammer HOooooooo!

[Superman's Dead]

We should form a club.

Some may call it...a league.

[Spectre-7]

We should form a club.

Some may call it...a league.

I hate to break it to ya, but if you don't mind being anonymous and having 12 steps, I think this club's already been formed.

[Superman's Dead]

I hate to break it to ya, but if you don't mind being anonymous and having 12 steps, I think this club's already been formed.

Well, I was talking about the woman issues. So as to make it less depressing.

For everyone.

mostly me.

[Shrinn]

Time for me to dive into some bottles of Gin and Ginger Ale

Scotch and soda!

I want to try both of those, but my friend is dead set on jager the next time we drink and he's paying. I'm not looking forward to it.

[Vyzov]

Well, I was talking about the woman issues. So as to make it less depressing.

For everyone.

mostly me.

I'm on the same page as you there.

I love Gin, it's so delicious. I've found it's one of the only things I can drink in large quantities. I can't drink Rum straight and I find that mixing it with coke and such makes it so sweet that I get sick. Vodka and Scotch are the other two I'll drink, but only straight. With Vodka, there are only three brands I can stomach; Russian Standard, Stolichnaya Gold and Stoli Elite.

[Superman's Dead]

Scotch and mountain dew voltage poured together makes something looks like Romulan Ale.

[Vyzov]

Scotch and mountain dew voltage poured together makes something looks like Romulan Ale.

That is the most hideous sounding combination I've ever heard.

[Superman's Dead]

It tastes like bad candy. I am enamored.

[Vyzov]

It tastes like bad candy. I am enamored.

What Scotch were you mixing it with? Single Malt or Blended?

Edit: I don't know how I can be 9 shots into a bottle of Gin and just be heavily buzzed but if I was drinking anything else I'd be unconscious in a corner.

[Superman's Dead]

Blended. If I buy single malt I'm not gonna let it touch mountain dew =)

[Ox]

Edit: I don't know how I can be 9 shots into a bottle of Gin and just be heavily buzzed but if I was drinking anything else I'd be unconscious in a corner.
Even a head cut off by a guillotine will blink a few times. Give it time.

[Superman's Dead]

Even a head cut off by a guillotine will blink a few times. Give it time.

I hope you make the same pose Birdman is making in your avatar whenever you post.

[Vyzov]

Blended. If I buy single malt I'm not gonna let it touch mountain dew =)

What brand? i agree with you on that. Some of my favourite single malts are Oban, Balvenie, Dalmore and Macallan

[Superman's Dead]

Johnnie Walker Red. It tastes like smoking a cigar. I like that.

[Vyzov]

I do like smoking cigars. I'll have to try that out sometime.

[Superman's Dead]

I do like smoking cigars. I'll have to try that out sometime.

Its Monday night. What are we even doing?

[Vyzov]

Getting drunk and trying to forget about our problems?

[Superman's Dead]

But, like... Its Monday. I feel like at this point, for me at least, it's pretty pointlessly. Its like I don't know a lot of other options. Dragon Age is pretty boring.

[Superman's Dead]

Also, I feel like starting all new problems at this point.

[Vyzov]

Well, I don't work until 15:30 so it's good for me, And yeah, it's pretty pointless in terms of problem solving. I just don't have anything better to do.

[Vyzov]

Some of my friends tell me to dump the bitch to the curb, others tell me no to give up. I tell myself it's not worth destroying a perfectly good friendship over. The booze tells me to go curl up in a corner.

TF2 tells me the pyro is a spy.

[Superman's Dead]

This is How a bromance starts people. This right here.

[Vyzov]

The spy problem was solved with fire and an axe. The real problem at the moment is the fact that this 40 of Gin doesn't hold 60 ounces of Gin.

[diablopath]

Let it be known that alcohol does not improve skills in StarCraft nearly as much as it does in Halo.

[Spectre-7]

As a rule, I've found that a little alcohol adds up to a small improvement in most games, and a lot of alcohol makes for rather entertaining ineptitude. If there's a game out there that you get better and better at as you drink, I'd love to play it. :)

So..... back to cheap ass whiskey. Happy Friday night, everyone!