Keep yo' crib real, know what I'm sayin?

[civil]

IBRL7D0wcXM

There are some valuable pointers in there for some of you lonely nerds.

[TrackZero]

I can't hear the audio at work. But the moment he opened that fridge door, my jaw literally dropped.

[Goronmon]

How does one "drop vagina panties"?

[Hawkzombie]

ROFL

If you have an assortment of drinks in yo fridge, the world will open up.

True dat, holmes.

EDIT for:

For the mature woman over 30 who still drinks juice, you hit em with the Mystic. They ALWAYS go for the Mystic!

This is all kinds of win.

EDIT AGAIN:

Remind me to make comments after watching, not during watching.

Ya know, you breathing heavy as hell, I know you're hungry.

[roboninja]

Methinks I should view this when I get home. Noted.

[civil]

How does one "drop vagina panties"?
With a nod, a wink and a quick distraction while you spike the drink.

[Savok]

A wise man of our time.

Surprisingly, I say this without a mocking tone.

[Badger]

Check out any of Mr. Chi City's youtube videos (http://www.youtube.com/user/MrChiCity3), almost every one of them is guaranteed entertainment. Personal favourites are this one, "A Brotha VS. A Bug" and the parking fine story. Chi City fo' life, mayne!

[darkbase]

This guy is actually pretty funny and charming, he has a lot of videos on youtube. Mr. ChiCity. (http://www.youtube.com/user/MrChiCity3)

EDIT: Damn, beaten by badger.

[biosc1]

"you're breathing heavy as hell, I know you're hungry"...about the "big girls with pretty faces"...

[Bandango]

Remember: get money, get paid.

[Cactaur]

"She too good for the Cherry Coke".. Rofls

[National Kato]

That's some funny shit...but what the hell kinda women is he trying to attract with all that crap food/drink??

[Savok]

That's some funny shit...but what the hell kinda women is he trying to attract with all that crap food/drink??
Like Batman, he's simply prepared for anything.

[Karak]

That was Xerxes wasn't it:)

[Doctor Setebos]

That Italian tile flooring was amazing. And that chrome garbage can imported from Egypt? Wow. I don't know how he does it.

[Spockrocket]

I don't even know what to say to that. That was so true it was painful lol. Anyone notice how neat his house was too? Most of the bachelor's pads I've been at have been terrifying. This man knows his stuff.

[Rogue_hunter]

I want some Mondo now, after seeing the bottles in both his fridge, and then on Unwrapped on the Food Network.

[Xerxes]

That was Xerxes wasn't it:)

I wish I had a fridge that awesome. :o

[Sandman]

That fridge looks like he robbed a 7-11.

[civil]

I wish I had a fridge that awesome. :o
It was the lack of Frapuccinos that gave it away.

Sandman, I just got your IMs, you tease! :p

No worries.

[squirrelTactics]

That fridge looks like he robbed a 7-11.


You racist.

[Vandabo]

I love it when he admits the Red Bulls are for him, cause sometimes he's tired in the morning.

edit: Also the rant about the overfilled kool-aid bottles was priceless.

[axion]

You racist.

Your avatar is awesome BTW :p.

[Hawkzombie]

Just because it needs to be seen:

W7_F_AqeRqo

[Shadowstorm]

OP: Video is approximately two times better with the audio muted IMHO.

[Urizen]

OP: Video is approximately two times better with the audio muted IMHO.

You, sir, need to be hit with a funny stick.

I honestly think this guy is really good. He knows his character inside and out and I think some stretches are comedy gold. His trip to McDonald's on his quest to become the Dollar Menu Millionaire is fantastic.

If he tightened his stuff up a little bit, he might be able to do some good stand-up. I'd love to see what he could do for half an hour.

[Wasson_]

hehe, pretty funny stuff.

[Xerxes]

You, sir, need to be hit with a funny stick.

I honestly think this guy is really good. He knows his character inside and out and I think some stretches are comedy gold. His trip to McDonald's on his quest to become the Dollar Menu Millionaire is fantastic.

If he tightened his stuff up a little bit, he might be able to do some good stand-up. I'd love to see what he could do for half an hour.

I actually see how he could turn stuff like his commentary in his videos into a pretty funny stand up. The Dollar Menunaire bit was awesome.

[GigaFuzz]

I was looking for something to pass some time this morning, this stuff is absolutely perfect!

Cheers fo' hookin' a brotha up, and shit. Or something.

[DarkDay]

Man, I was going to knock that shit so hard, but I chose to watch it till the end and I have to say. Hes right. End story.

Well done.

[DarkDay]

That Italian tile flooring was amazing. And that chrome garbage can imported from Egypt? Wow. I don't know how he does it.

I do, I have done it, and then some. And some more. I wouldn't recommend it.

[Ultima Thulian]

The freeze pops part was epic win. Great stuff.

[diablopath]

Yeah, this guy is fucking hilarious. I think I discovered him when the McGangBang shit first went around, but whatever. The world needs more happy people like this.

[Savok]

I think that's the hook, he's just so happy and excited it's utterly infectious.

[Ultima Thulian]

I can't stop watching his shit. A Spagel? Brilliant!

[Raen]

That is the greatest fridge ever. And I love how he talks about confusing kids by offering them two consoles.

[Lint of Death]

I like how, in the bug video, he describes himself as "a grown-ass man" :D

[MagGnome]

After watching the whole thing, I find the video to be pretty damn funny.

At first I thought it was totally serious, and I almost had to facepalm.

[Ultima Thulian]

After watching the whole thing, I find the video to be pretty damn funny.

At first I thought it was totally serious, and I almost had to facepalm.

It's funny, sure, but the advice is solid. People, no matter what gender or ethnicity, love to eat and drink. Provide them those basic needs, put on the charm, and you can get some work done.

[MagGnome]

It's funny, sure, but the advice is solid. People, no matter what gender or ethnicity, love to eat and drink. Provide them those basic needs, put on the charm, and you can get some work done.

I suppose that if a guy offered me some good vegan cookies or dark chocolate I'd be ready to drop trou'. :D

[Xerxes]

I suppose that if a guy offered me some good vegan cookies or dark chocolate I'd be ready to drop trou'. :D

You left out the part of "charm." :p

[fitbabits]

That nigga be tryin' to hard to be a nigga, yo.

[Ultima Thulian]

That be the point, yo.

[johnperkins21]

Why does he cover the camera as he walks around his crib? That part I don't get. Other than that, funny shit.

[TheEpicOfTyler]

Nigga made a pizza.

[Wolvie]

Damn, every other word was "ya know what I'm sayin?"

Sounds like a few dudes I work with.

Edit: Also I liked one scene in particular. "get money, get paid"

Awe yeah, hollah at'cha boy!

Double edit: I will now confer unto you, my fav ebonics sentance ever. It was told to me by a co-worker who went to jail. This co-worker over heard this sentance as he waited his turn to make a phone call. It is as follows:

"My baby mama girl been tryin me dawg!"

According to my co-worker, this inmate said this every other sentance. Oh to be a fly on the wall when that happened.

[Stmfuller]

How does one "drop vagina panties"?

This.
This was my favorite part of the video hilarious.

They be droppin' vagina panties.

it's my new catchphrase :)

[MagGnome]

You left out the part of "charm." :p

Charm isn't really necessary when there is dark chocolate involved. :p

Besides, I probably need to lower my standards if I'm ever going to find a mate.

[cawblen]

the bug video was rather funny!