OldeWolf
10-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Have you ever wondered how to power level your real life character (also known and referred to as “your own body”)? Have you ever wondered how to become stronger or smarter or more adventurous or have more purple epic gears (also known as either “bling bling” or rich playboy toys, among other various terms)? Have you ever found yourself bored yet you watch your level, moreover known as your age, keep rising with nothing to show for it?
Well, look no further! This guide will help you figure out the best way to power level your real life character and make sure you don’t screw up your stats and skill trees in the process (since you only have one chance at it due to an almost long forgotten nerf that lead to the forming of the Genesis in the bible and the massive Neanderthals nerf).
To start off, this guide will not work for those who are lv 1 to lv 17. The newb zones of pre-kindergarten, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high, and high school will be sufficient enough of a leveling zone. Exceptions will apply to those with remarkable stat rolls that turn you into a mini-Dr. Howser. For those of you that have questions while still leveling in the newb zones, please locate your trainers also known by slang as “teachers”. As for the rest of you that are lv 18+, please continue reading on!
Before I continue with this guide, I need to insert a disclaimer warning. This guide is not intended to help you re-roll your stats or any of the like beyond the purpose of this guide. If you have concerns about your stats, please contact customer support via the closest religion establishment. This guide is also not responsible for the length of waiting time once the prayer is send nor the quality/quantity of responses to said prayers. This guide is also not intended as a speed leveling guide. The risks of speed leveling can range between minor to extreme (i.e. early grey hairs and loss of health points, imbalance between very low wisdom/intelligent and very high strength, unusual combinations of the skill tree such as being an Alaskan beauty pageant running for vice president, etc).
Alright, here is where the guide truly begins! Enjoy.
This guide will go over various aspects of our characters such as:
Stats: Strength (Str), Constitution (Con), Agility (Agil), Wisdom (Wis), Intelligence (Int), Charisma (Cha)
Skill trees
Health
Material wealth
To start off, our stats are the foundation of what we can do and cannot do in this life (life being the name of the game. If you did not know that, then you did not read your quest tasks from your trainers. It will be your own fault if you turn into another Peewee Herman before you even left the newb zone). Below, each of the individual stats will be explained and later on extended with more information including on how to acquire them.
Strength:
This stat involves your personal strength and indirectly your stamina. Strength in this game involves a lot of physical prowess as well as a display of physical strength which indirectly increases your charisma (more on that later). It also has an indirect relationship with constitution in that it will help increase constitution’s abilities to resist damages among other things.
Constitution:
This determines your health points and also your ability to survive in this game as well as helping increase the maximum amount of strength, agility, intelligence you can get overall. Constitution helps you resist diseases, poison, viruses, basic sickness, physical damages to your body, grandma’s cooking, typical wear and tear over time, and anything else life will throw at you. It also determines when the life server decides to do a reset on your character and remove you from the game.
Agility:
This stat gives your body more speed and quickness the more you hone the abilities. What fall under agility are those that involve movements, physical activities, physical flexibility, and many more. Agility is not directly proportional to strength although it will hone out the strength, making aspects of strength stronger but not necessarily increasing it overall. The higher the agility is, the more it can help refine the constitution, making constitution more proficient at its job.
Intelligence:
This stat gives you the ability to understand, learn and comprehend things in this game. This stat has almost no connection to your character level in terms of what it can learn; although the higher your character level is, the more various kinds of knowledge you will be able to gain from quests since the higher your Intelligence is, the more quest trainers opens up (i.e. after high school zone, tech college and university zones opens up their trainers). This stat also contributes to cons in that it will make the functions of cons smarter, that is, if the person’s character chooses that path in the skill tree. A smarter constitution will equal a healthy character that can make better decisions regarding their health points and durability.
Wisdom:
Wisdom as a stat gives your character the ability to have insights and perspectives into this game. It also helps increase your character’s awareness of your character and how it performs during interactions with other characters out there in any given setting. Wisdom is not always needed to “win” this game but it can help enhance it in ways other stats cannot provide. Unlike Intelligence, gaining wisdom is mainly proportional to your character’s level in that the higher your level gets, the higher your wisdom can potentially become. Certain skill trees will put a cap on wisdom, thus keeping it from becoming greater (i.e. lawyers, politicians, social workers that thinks middle school/high school kids having sex with hot teachers is a bad thing, etc). More on that later.
Charisma:
Charisma as a stat is a controversial one since it has many fields of influences around it, impacting your character’s charisma. Some people believe that charisma doesn’t exist as a stand alone stat due to being influenced by the above stats as well as the various skill trees. However, in this guide, I will show you how your charisma can act like a gauge, measuring your performances on your character as a whole. Keep in mind, charisma is the most fluid of all stats since it can change up or down even within the minutes (hence people that doesn’t understand charisma’s roles believes it shouldn’t be a stat). Charisma’s roles in this game can be summed up as being the front line appearance to the rest of the gaming population, be it physical, mental, actions, decision making, etc. The interactions between charisma and the rest of the stats is a two way street in which charisma will help push desires for improvement (or the lack of) to the surface of your choices, resulting in behaviors and actions, and the stats can help make charisma more clear or murky during the long run within this game. More on that later.
With the stats outlined, I will now talk about the skill trees and their roles in the growth of your character in this game. The skill tree as a whole represents the courses any character under a person’s control can choose and trudge upon, thus gaining those skills over times, enhancing your character in the process. Due to the time constraints of this game, it is not at all possible to gain all the skills within the skill tree (the server will reset your character long before you even reach every skill tree in this game). Leveling up inside the newb zones and having your trainers help you will help you determine what you want to do for the rest of your character’s time within this game. Naturally, the choices made within the newb zones will determine what opportunities and trainers will open up the moment you leave the zones. Don’t worry, the skill tree is not meant to be comprehended as a whole until much later (or your wisdom/Intelligence is naturally high to start with). Often, dealing with the skill tree itself is a lot more work yet also a lot more rewarding since your characters uses what stat you have acquired to determine what skill tree you have opened up.
Listed below is some of the common skill tree areas of interest:
- Professions
- Hobbies
- Lifestyles
- Relationships
- Maintenance
- Etc
Within those groups listed above is another mini-skill tree showing what paths you can take within that certain group. Keep in mind, the better your wisdom and Intelligence the better your choices are that involves those primary stats. However, certain groups will frown upon wisdom and Intelligence and praise strength and agility and constitution. Charisma can function in nearly any group across the skill tree. Don’t worry, many of the groups within are not that black and white. Your trainers in the newb zones will have a hemorrhoid if you forgot what they taught you about your character’s life choices within the skill tree.
Well, look no further! This guide will help you figure out the best way to power level your real life character and make sure you don’t screw up your stats and skill trees in the process (since you only have one chance at it due to an almost long forgotten nerf that lead to the forming of the Genesis in the bible and the massive Neanderthals nerf).
To start off, this guide will not work for those who are lv 1 to lv 17. The newb zones of pre-kindergarten, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high, and high school will be sufficient enough of a leveling zone. Exceptions will apply to those with remarkable stat rolls that turn you into a mini-Dr. Howser. For those of you that have questions while still leveling in the newb zones, please locate your trainers also known by slang as “teachers”. As for the rest of you that are lv 18+, please continue reading on!
Before I continue with this guide, I need to insert a disclaimer warning. This guide is not intended to help you re-roll your stats or any of the like beyond the purpose of this guide. If you have concerns about your stats, please contact customer support via the closest religion establishment. This guide is also not responsible for the length of waiting time once the prayer is send nor the quality/quantity of responses to said prayers. This guide is also not intended as a speed leveling guide. The risks of speed leveling can range between minor to extreme (i.e. early grey hairs and loss of health points, imbalance between very low wisdom/intelligent and very high strength, unusual combinations of the skill tree such as being an Alaskan beauty pageant running for vice president, etc).
Alright, here is where the guide truly begins! Enjoy.
This guide will go over various aspects of our characters such as:
Stats: Strength (Str), Constitution (Con), Agility (Agil), Wisdom (Wis), Intelligence (Int), Charisma (Cha)
Skill trees
Health
Material wealth
To start off, our stats are the foundation of what we can do and cannot do in this life (life being the name of the game. If you did not know that, then you did not read your quest tasks from your trainers. It will be your own fault if you turn into another Peewee Herman before you even left the newb zone). Below, each of the individual stats will be explained and later on extended with more information including on how to acquire them.
Strength:
This stat involves your personal strength and indirectly your stamina. Strength in this game involves a lot of physical prowess as well as a display of physical strength which indirectly increases your charisma (more on that later). It also has an indirect relationship with constitution in that it will help increase constitution’s abilities to resist damages among other things.
Constitution:
This determines your health points and also your ability to survive in this game as well as helping increase the maximum amount of strength, agility, intelligence you can get overall. Constitution helps you resist diseases, poison, viruses, basic sickness, physical damages to your body, grandma’s cooking, typical wear and tear over time, and anything else life will throw at you. It also determines when the life server decides to do a reset on your character and remove you from the game.
Agility:
This stat gives your body more speed and quickness the more you hone the abilities. What fall under agility are those that involve movements, physical activities, physical flexibility, and many more. Agility is not directly proportional to strength although it will hone out the strength, making aspects of strength stronger but not necessarily increasing it overall. The higher the agility is, the more it can help refine the constitution, making constitution more proficient at its job.
Intelligence:
This stat gives you the ability to understand, learn and comprehend things in this game. This stat has almost no connection to your character level in terms of what it can learn; although the higher your character level is, the more various kinds of knowledge you will be able to gain from quests since the higher your Intelligence is, the more quest trainers opens up (i.e. after high school zone, tech college and university zones opens up their trainers). This stat also contributes to cons in that it will make the functions of cons smarter, that is, if the person’s character chooses that path in the skill tree. A smarter constitution will equal a healthy character that can make better decisions regarding their health points and durability.
Wisdom:
Wisdom as a stat gives your character the ability to have insights and perspectives into this game. It also helps increase your character’s awareness of your character and how it performs during interactions with other characters out there in any given setting. Wisdom is not always needed to “win” this game but it can help enhance it in ways other stats cannot provide. Unlike Intelligence, gaining wisdom is mainly proportional to your character’s level in that the higher your level gets, the higher your wisdom can potentially become. Certain skill trees will put a cap on wisdom, thus keeping it from becoming greater (i.e. lawyers, politicians, social workers that thinks middle school/high school kids having sex with hot teachers is a bad thing, etc). More on that later.
Charisma:
Charisma as a stat is a controversial one since it has many fields of influences around it, impacting your character’s charisma. Some people believe that charisma doesn’t exist as a stand alone stat due to being influenced by the above stats as well as the various skill trees. However, in this guide, I will show you how your charisma can act like a gauge, measuring your performances on your character as a whole. Keep in mind, charisma is the most fluid of all stats since it can change up or down even within the minutes (hence people that doesn’t understand charisma’s roles believes it shouldn’t be a stat). Charisma’s roles in this game can be summed up as being the front line appearance to the rest of the gaming population, be it physical, mental, actions, decision making, etc. The interactions between charisma and the rest of the stats is a two way street in which charisma will help push desires for improvement (or the lack of) to the surface of your choices, resulting in behaviors and actions, and the stats can help make charisma more clear or murky during the long run within this game. More on that later.
With the stats outlined, I will now talk about the skill trees and their roles in the growth of your character in this game. The skill tree as a whole represents the courses any character under a person’s control can choose and trudge upon, thus gaining those skills over times, enhancing your character in the process. Due to the time constraints of this game, it is not at all possible to gain all the skills within the skill tree (the server will reset your character long before you even reach every skill tree in this game). Leveling up inside the newb zones and having your trainers help you will help you determine what you want to do for the rest of your character’s time within this game. Naturally, the choices made within the newb zones will determine what opportunities and trainers will open up the moment you leave the zones. Don’t worry, the skill tree is not meant to be comprehended as a whole until much later (or your wisdom/Intelligence is naturally high to start with). Often, dealing with the skill tree itself is a lot more work yet also a lot more rewarding since your characters uses what stat you have acquired to determine what skill tree you have opened up.
Listed below is some of the common skill tree areas of interest:
- Professions
- Hobbies
- Lifestyles
- Relationships
- Maintenance
- Etc
Within those groups listed above is another mini-skill tree showing what paths you can take within that certain group. Keep in mind, the better your wisdom and Intelligence the better your choices are that involves those primary stats. However, certain groups will frown upon wisdom and Intelligence and praise strength and agility and constitution. Charisma can function in nearly any group across the skill tree. Don’t worry, many of the groups within are not that black and white. Your trainers in the newb zones will have a hemorrhoid if you forgot what they taught you about your character’s life choices within the skill tree.