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Inspector Fowler
05-21-2009, 07:30 PM
I work from 4:00 PM to 2:00 AM. Most nights I bike to and from work, and depending on traffic and which hills I want to bike on, I sometimes take a bike trail.

The trail takes me past the vet teaching hospital that is part of the university I work at. The VTH has cows, horses, sheep, a goat or two, and some llamas (and more inside, this is just the outside stuff).

The trail is not lit, and only my bike light illuminates anything, giving me a very "Blair Witch" perspective on the ride home, which puts me on edge most nights.

As I was passing VTH, a llama began to scream. Did you know they can scream? Yeah, I didn't either. And it's a piercing, otherworldly scream. It sounded like some kind of demonic crow on steroids that was also being wounded. I guess they do it when they fight over something. Seriously, it was terrifying to have that come out of the darkness a couple hundred feet away. It is so loud that when I passed a street a full half mile away I could still hear it screaming.

Holy shit, what did I ever do to that llama? It scared the hell out of me. :eek:

Bingley Joe
05-22-2009, 07:03 AM
LOL! That's freakin' hilarious!

Were there any people swimming, and if so, did you warn them with the song?

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TrackZero
05-22-2009, 07:05 AM
Ever hear a rabbit's death scream? Yeah, it's a party as well.

ClannerDelta
05-22-2009, 07:22 AM
I thought this was gonna be about Renegade.

Primus
05-22-2009, 07:32 AM
Smoking weed and then wandering around a pitch black alpaca farm at night was the creepiest thing I have ever done. Especially when the babies started to nurse. Also, being drunk in a pen of 40ish camels was scary. I think this whole family of animals is just eerie.

ClannerDelta
05-22-2009, 07:49 AM
I think this whole family of animals is just eerie.

No, I think your drug use habits are eerie. The fuck were you... no... nevermind. I don't want to know why you were drunk around camels.

Primus
05-22-2009, 07:55 AM
No, I think your drug use habits are eerie. The fuck were you... no... nevermind. I don't want to know why you were drunk around camels.

Beer and Dubai is a fun time.

ClannerDelta
05-22-2009, 08:19 AM
Beer and Dubai is a fun time.

Did you at least buy the camels chocolates and flowers?