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DoctorFinger
05-21-2009, 10:28 AM
Some gaming stories are so stupid they make my brain hurt. And then there are stories like this (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=215553), which is so moronic my brain is currently trying to escape my skull in response. Apparently, according to The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2440331.ece), Heather Mills - ex-wife of Paul McCartney - "demanded" to be made the star of Bionic Commando.Capcom’s Bionic Commando is based around someone with a prosthetic arm, so the firm approached SIR PAUL McCARTNEY’s ex because of her charity work with amputees.

But she demanded at least ten times their offer [her demand was in the six-figures range].

A source tells me: “She was insistent she wouldn’t do it for a smaller fee and said the producers should make her the star. The Star (not exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity mind you) claims that she also demanded to be made the star of the game in return for her participation.

According to Mills she was asked to promote the game, and in return she asked Capcom to donate to a charity of her choosing. They declined, so she walked. Mills is, arguably, the most famous amputee in the world right now, so her participation makes sense...almost. You see Capcom has never, to my knowledge, tried to play up the 'amputee' part of the Bionic Commando mythos.

Source - The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2440331.ece); CVG (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=215553).

Doogie2K
05-21-2009, 10:33 AM
Shouldn't have remarried, Paul.

J Arcane
05-21-2009, 10:38 AM
Tabloid Rag.

Take story with huge grain of tainted Mormon salt the size of Utah.

DylonCorp
05-21-2009, 10:58 AM
Tabloid Rag.

Take story with huge grain of tainted Mormon salt the size of Utah.

Mormon Taint. Disturbing.

Purple Santa
05-21-2009, 11:45 AM
Shouldn't have remarried, Paul.

Amen. He's got a lot of explaining to to do to Linda on the other side ;)

Narradisall
05-21-2009, 12:04 PM
Tabloid Rag.

Take story with huge grain of tainted Mormon salt the size of Utah.

True they are a rag, but it doesn't mean they never tell the truth.

Heather Mills is just as crazy to have tried this, and if they responded saying that they walked cause Capcom wouldn't give money to charity, it proves that they were in talks.

I find it harder to believe Capcom turned round and went "fuck giving your fee to a charity" than declining on her wanting to be the star.

Wilkz07
05-21-2009, 12:08 PM
lol. shes just as crazy as that golddigger who put the 'i'm suing my husband' videos up on youtube. plus everyone knows bionic commando is a dude.

quidmonkey
05-21-2009, 12:13 PM
Mormon Taint. Disturbing.

Could be worst. Like Orc Taint.

Savok
05-21-2009, 12:39 PM
I think I know what's happened, the British tabloids have begun using manatees.

Kelegacy
05-21-2009, 12:43 PM
I hate that money grubbing bitch.

baz
05-21-2009, 02:44 PM
I can't believe they would approach her, what a dumb idea. Lucky for them her price was too high.

Vermillion
05-21-2009, 02:54 PM
According to Mills she was asked to promote the game, and in return she asked Capcom to donate to a charity of her choosing. They declined, so she walked.

Shouldn't it say "They declined, so she very slowly hobbled back into the bowels of hell."?

:eek:

LongStepMantis
05-21-2009, 03:09 PM
Shouldn't it say "They declined, so she very slowly hobbled back into the bowels of hell."?

:eek:

Priceless.

Can you imagine Mills as the BC? Her grappling leg shoots out and grabs a hold of someone with talent's money.

Maskatron
05-21-2009, 03:31 PM
BS meter going off the charts on this one.

Doogie2K
05-21-2009, 03:35 PM
Priceless.

Can you imagine Mills as the BC? Her grappling leg shoots out and grabs a hold of someone with talent's money.

She could team up with Bayonetta, an unstoppable force of elite artificial legs. Just don't wear a dress to work; that could be awkward.

KamaItachi
05-21-2009, 06:31 PM
WHy the hell would anyone want to use Heather Mills to promote your game?

Why not use someone a little more popular, like Hitler, or that guy who raped all those kids?

Talon
05-21-2009, 07:18 PM
Could be worst. Like Orc Taint.

Let's never speak of this Taint ever again.