I need a ninja, skilled in the art of Shop-Fu

[KingGorilla]

I am many things. I am a skilled photo shopper. What I lack is Photo Shop and the money to buy it. 700 for what I use to fuck around with is a lot. Gimp is getting better, but I do not have the time to learn a third shopping software, Corel is decent but lacks the high level stuff.

I am sick of my site's Fisher Price quality logo. Which is just an Open Clip Art character and a sans-serif font type.

You will get great thanks, and I can probably throw in a game or something.

[Wraith]

What high-level stuff do you use in Photoshop that Corel doesn't have? I don't doubt the veracity of your claim, I'm just curious what these things are as I use CorelDRAW suite pretty regularly (mostly PHOTO-PAINT). I'm not a high-level user, though.

[KingGorilla]

It is very much a program for people desiring more basic photo manipulation. Draw is the equivalent of PhotoShop Elements. The options for layering in particular are not fun. I had to fight it to do a lot of the blending and deforming functions just to make a podcast logo the last time I used it.

It could also just be an interface thing. Very Un-Adobe, like Gimp.

[the Jack]

Shopping your head onto porn-stars again, KG?

[KingGorilla]

Shopping your head onto porn-stars again, KG?
I look good on Stormy Daniels' body.