Yep, we're boned.

[Bone]

This may be the least well kept secret I've ever heard. If everyone tells one person...

So, first things first... everybody, pants off. It shouldn't be only for members anymore.

Huh-huh... members.

[pheriannath]

My member has never worn pants. What are you, weird?

[fitbabits]

Welcome, Boner.

And I thought we did pretty well in keeping things on the DL.

[pheriannath]

Floodgates should be opening within the next few hours...

[Troggles]

The real question is who is actually wearing pants around here anyway. I haven't seen anything but dongers since I registered.

[fitbabits]

Floodgates should be opening within the next few hours...
I hope so...

When does the bomb drop?

[Sandman]

Floodgates should be opening within the next few hours...

Looks like I've got a deadline to reach 25 posts then.

[pheriannath]

You can do it!

[Jackel]

Don't spam or anything Sandman! :p

And welcome to the boards Bone.

[Sl1pstream]

Eric! Yay!

[Mastergeo7]

Pants? Do we have rules about them in here too? D:

[pheriannath]

Pants? Do we have rules about them in here too? D:

Yes.

1. You can't wear pants here
2. If you're wearing pants, take them off.
3. See rule #1

Clear enough?

[Bone]

"Pants? Where we're going we won't need pants."

"Your lack of pants disturbs me."

"All those pants will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

And so on.

Man, I'm glad to already see so many familiar faces. This is the right place for us all!

[Jackel]

Do we have a keeper of the pants?

[rinichanraar]

Down with pants!

[NoName]

Looks like I've got a deadline to reach 25 posts then.

I know, here I am wanting to make a new blog post but nooo, I have to come up with a few more insightful posts :).

Edit: I lost all my pants long ago.

[civil]

Down with pants!
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/New%20New%20Cos/Want_by_DADTCosplay.jpg

[Ghostbear]

Man, I'm glad to already see so many familiar faces. This is the right place for us all!

So is your mom! ohhh sick burn!

[Bone]

So is your mom! ohhh sick burn!
I gave your mom a sick burn!

Seriously, the carpet really burns with a little applied friction.

[Jackel]

Ghostbear is the only one with the rights to "The Burn".

[Ghostbear]

I gave your mom a sick burn!

Seriously, the carpet really burns with a little applied friction.

Yeah, use some lotion, make sure it has aloe.

[Bone]

Ghostbear is the only one with the rights to "The Burn".
Can I be the only person outside of the '80s to say "FACE!" ?

Yeah, use some lotion, make sure it has aloe.
I'll tell her.

Also: I love the multi-quote buttons.

[Jackel]

Can I be the only person outside of the '80s to say "FACE!" ?


I'll tell her.

Also: I love the multi-quote buttons.

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_wedding_singer/steve_buscemi/wedding1.jpg

I guess so

[Xerxes]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/New%20New%20Cos/Want_by_DADTCosplay.jpg

That's a man right.

Welcome Bone.

[rinichanraar]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_wedding_singer/steve_buscemi/wedding1.jpg

I guess so

Aww. Steve Buscemi is one of my favorites, and The Wedding Singer is one of the few romantic comedies I enjoy.

[Mastergeo7]

Pants off then.

*stares at civil's post*

Pants on, run, run like hell.

[danielOut]

Boooone!

I wanted to reply a long time ago, but somehow my account broke and I couldn't post anything. And I was sad.

[Bone]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_wedding_singer/steve_buscemi/wedding1.jpg

I guess so

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Sorry, everything is Lebowski to me. With that in mind...

"Well, you know, that's just like, your pants, man." - the Dude

[NoName]

Pants off then.

*stares at civil's post*

Pants on, run, run like hell.

No need to get so hasty and put your pants back on...

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee240/noname4444/Cosplay/20.jpg

Just try to come over to this side of the room.

[Bone]

Yes! I've had the honor of having my thread cos-jacked!

But isn't NoName the one who usually posts the questionable ones, and Civil the hot ones? My world is upside down.

[kiki]

Whoa... I might have wandered into the wrong locker room...

[Mastergeo7]

But isn't NoName the one who usually posts the questionable ones, and Civil the hot ones? My world is upside down.

God dammit! Bizarro world!

[Sl1pstream]

I'm pretty sure that Civil is the one that posts the questionable ones.

[Jackel]

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Sorry, everything is Lebowski to me. With that in mind...

"Well, you know, that's just like, your pants, man." - the Dude

Sir, one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone wire.

[Rogue_hunter]

Whoa... I might have wandered into the wrong locker room...

There is no such thing as the wrong locker room, just being caught in the wrong locker room.


Bone, regarding your sodas that I should have sent already, still no nehi at any stores, but I found some Cheerwine. I have added that, and hopefully should be able to send it all some time this week. If I don't, smack my ass and call my Shirley.

[Jackel]

Whoa... I might have wandered into the wrong locker room...

Is this the kiki who had a great party at PAX ? If so, welcome and I'm expecting a copy of Too Human next year :)

[NoName]

Yes! I've had the honor of having my thread cos-jacked!

But isn't NoName the one who usually posts the questionable ones, and Civil the hot ones? My world is upside down.

Really? Take a glance at my Cosplay Photobucket Gallery (http://s233.photobucket.com/albums/ee240/noname4444/Cosplay/) and let me know what type I normally post ;).

[Bone]

So, business as usual then, Rouge?

No worries and thanks a million Internets for sending me blue creme soda. We tried the only brand we could get locally and it was decent, but I hear Moxie is extremely similar to Nehi.

Are you into barbecued meat? Austin has some of the best, and some sauces, if you're interested.

[Bone]

Really? Take a glance at my Cosplay Photobucket Gallery (http://s233.photobucket.com/albums/ee240/noname4444/Cosplay/) and let me know what type I normally post ;).

Sorry... I stand erected.

[Xerxes]

Really? Take a glance at my Cosplay Photobucket Gallery (http://s233.photobucket.com/albums/ee240/noname4444/Cosplay/) and let me know what type I normally post ;).

Omg... I hope civil doesn't have a similar photobucket list.

[AniAko]

Is this the kiki who had a great party at PAX ? If so, welcome and I'm expecting a copy of Too Human next year :)

They're not releasing it on the PS3 there buddy ;) You get an XBox and I might consider giving you my copy

[Jackel]

They're not releasing it on the PS3 there buddy ;) You get an XBox and I might consider giving you my copy

Who knows...we'll see how this economy turns out but I do intend to pick up a 360 at some point this year.

But I do still have dreams of my empty bag at the party :)

[Mot Wakorb]

Really? Take a glance at my Cosplay Photobucket Gallery (http://s233.photobucket.com/albums/ee240/noname4444/Cosplay/) and let me know what type I normally post ;).

I dub thee evil master of Cosplay. *Bookmarks quickly*

[pseudopseudo]

Seriously, cosplay is like an infection. Seems like I can't read a single thread without seeing a pic pop up somewhere.

Cosplay pics are pretty much the internet equivalent of herpes. You can suppress them, but you can never get rid of them completely. ;)

[AniAko]

I like it when Bone uses his lotion on me...

I've never seen a couple use so much lotion just to play PuzzleQuest

Do we have a keeper of the pants?

TrackZero is the keeper of pants

No need to get so hasty and put your pants back on...

[COSPLAY!!!!]

Just try to come over to this side of the room.

Why isn't there a lightsaber thread already?

Cosplay pics are pretty much the internet equivalent of herpes. You can suppress them, but you can never get rid of them completely. ;)

just another quote... MULTI-QUOTE FTW!!!!!!!! :D

[Xerxes]

Also: I love the multi-quote buttons.

I just seen it. Awesome.

[Vasanni]

Oyyyyyyyyyyyy

Had many less y's but too short...

[fitbabits]

Oyyyyyyyyyyyy

Had many less y's but too short...
Ah, jeez. You too?

Many ys, not many y's. To differentiate, italicize the y, like ys.

[MagGnome]

Hey Bone!

Will you be my daddy? :p

[Straximus]

Bone is here! Huzzah!

Yeah, I'm late to your welcoming party. I ate some bad Mexican food for dinner and ended up passed out on the couch.

[Bone]

Hey Bone!

Will you be my daddy? :p
It was the lotion discussion, right? Or did I have you at carpet burns?

[MagGnome]

You had me at hello. ;)

[torrefaction]

It's my brotha from anotha motha.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Damn Civil, does everything just have to dissolve into a Cosplay-Throwdown thread with you?

[crispy951]

Did someone say cosplay?

[Bone]

You had me at hello. ;)You can be my beard to throw people's attention off of my hot wife :)

It's my brotha from anotha motha.In the bony flesh!

Damn Civil, does everything just have to dissolve into a Cosplay-Throwdown thread with you?You ask like it's a bad thing.

Fuck, it's nice starting over. This turned out so much better than I imagined. Let's thank all the Reds who had the balls to stand up and leave together instead of letting the community continue to trickle away.

[jpublic]

There may be no pants, but is there a *King* of No Pants?

[mister slim]

I'm pretty sure that Civil is the one that posts the questionable ones.

That's kind of subjective.



I mean, NoName's are typically of girls of questionable legality and typically have questionable surreality.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

That's kind of subjective.



I mean, NoName's are typically of girls of questionable legality and typically have questionable surreality.



*ShadowStorm* cough cough

[Bone]

There may be no pants, but is there a *King* of No Pants?I am the self-proclaimed king of no pants.

The bonus to that is people don't typically challenge a naked man.

[OUX]

I am the self-proclaimed king of no pants.

The bonus to that is people don't typically challenge a naked man.

You severely underestimate intoxicated men Sir.

[Bone]

I'll remember to cover my junk then. Anyway, it's my only Internet claim to fame. When the subscribers forum at EvAv was created, I was the first to arrive and declare it a no-pants zone.

Upon arriving here I realized our pants-free ways were a much better way for the entire colony to travel. We can save the extra material for towels- and I think we're gonna need them.

[Darkmatter]

Can I at least get a numbered ticket for my pants?

[OUX]

Wait, you were the one that stole my pants?

[Darkmatter]

We can save the extra material for towels- and I think we're gonna need them.

Sweet merciful EWWWWWW :(

[mister slim]

Can I at least get a numbered ticket for my pants?

No. Would you like a picture of the poor naked starving orphan who will be... ahem, 'storing' them for you?

[Wolvie]

Worst kept secret indeed. If you guys are letting people like me in, then the requirements must be extremely low.

[Bone]

Sweet merciful EWWWWWW :(I don't know where you're coming from. I just happen to be a hoopy frood who appreciates the need for towels in space.

[OUX]

Worst kept secret indeed. If you guys are letting people like me in, then the requirements must be extremely low.

You and me both brother.

I followed you there Bone, I just wanted the golf towel I kept in my pocket back.

[Bone]

Wait, you were the one that stole my pants?
I am very proud that, over time, I was responsible for hundreds of anonymous people embracing the Way of No Pants.

[Bone]

You and me both brother.

I followed you there Bone, I just wanted the golf towel I kept in my pocket back.You'll get it back. You also left your No Tea in the other pocket.

[TheDancinMan]

Are short shorts allowed?

I'd like to petition for the allowance of short shorts.

[OUX]

You'll get it back. You also left your No Tea in the other pocket.

Oh, thanks... uh... so, there wasn't a necklace of hooker teeth in there too?

[Bone]

Are short shorts allowed?

I'd like to petition for the allowance of short shorts.
Only if they are 80's era jogging shorts. I don't think we really gave those a chance.

Oh, thanks... uh... so, there wasn't a necklace of hooker teeth in there too?
I've always had this hooker-tooth necklace. Get your own.

[boratika]

The bonus to that is people don't typically challenge a naked man.

That's weird:confused:

The way I'd always seen it is that the bonus is that when you challenge a naked man there are only winners.

[Ghostbear]

Only if they are 80's era jogging shorts. I don't think we really gave those a chance.
We really didn't, all that thigh exposed to the world can't be bad right? :eek:

[Xerxes]

Only if they are 80's era jogging shorts. I don't think we really gave those a chance.


We really didn't, all that thigh exposed to the world can't be bad right? :eek:

I too support the bringing back of nut huggers.

[AniAko]

I'll remember to cover my junk then. Anyway, it's my only Internet claim to fame. When the subscribers forum at EvAv was created, I was the first to arrive and declare it a no-pants zone.

Upon arriving here I realized our pants-free ways were a much better way for the entire colony to travel. We can save the extra material for towels- and I think we're gonna need them.

Look! That's the first thing I did when I got into the site!

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=152&postcount=1

[xoanon]

My Emperor of No Pants beats your King and then feeds him to the lions.

[iHap]

Damn, I just put my pants back on.

[Blue]

I'm wearing those fancy biker shorts from the early 90's. You know the ones with the black stretchy material and the electric blue stripe that cannot help make my butt look supple.

Yeah, those are staying on.

[maverick106]

http://www.ihasaflavor.com/lolcats/id-really-appreciate-it.jpg

[iHap]

http://assassinworks.com/laugh.gif

So it begins...

[Thanasimos]

I'd really appreciated it if you recognized that my patience with your lack of patience at my lack of pants is wearing thinner than the skin on my scrote.

[Bone]

Homer: Yeah! Where are my pants?
Marge: You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

[OrigamiPanther]

I just want to tell you how I'm pantsing
I wanna make you underpants

;)

[kiki]

Is this the kiki who had a great party at PAX ? If so, welcome and I'm expecting a copy of Too Human next year :)

Yeah it's me! Dude.. I am hoping to have an even more rockin' party next year so push to the front of the line for whatever treats we have and step on the people that are too slow to get out of your way. That's how I run my parties! :)

[wyeast]

Down with pants!

My kinda girl. :D

[Bone]

Yeah it's me! Dude.. I am hoping to have an even more rockin' party next year so push to the front of the line for whatever treats we have and step on the people that are too slow to get out of your way. That's how I run my parties! :)
In case I didn't get to thank you (I think I did), thanks! That party was one of the highlights of PAX this year. Early Rock Band 2, free Too Human, AniAko man-handling "Lump"... great stuff.

[Vyzov]

It was never "Pants Off" It was always "Pants optional" Get it right!

[Mastergeo7]

With my powers I summon some cosplay pictures that will make pants fall off!!!

[Nameless]

Guys, we are at the beginning of a new pantsless age of human achievement. We should be proud.

[Erratic]

My pants were burned off by the sick burn from the first page... it was sexy

[iHap]

My pants stopped existing once I found out about CoG.com

[Erratic]

My pants stopped existing once I found out about CoG.com

You're a hooker!

[iHap]

You're a hooker!
Least my PC is Magic.

[Rogue_hunter]

Yeah it's me! Dude.. I am hoping to have an even more rockin' party next year so push to the front of the line for whatever treats we have and step on the people that are too slow to get out of your way. That's how I run my parties! :)

Pray tell that the party will be the whole bar this time? Sure, I liked alot of the people I met, but it was crowded.

Side bonus, people see my blue skittle button on my school bag and ask "What is that button for?" (completely ignoring my two Co-Optimus buttons. sorry Nick, but Billy freaks people out. I hate those people) I tell them about blue skittle, but most people stare at me blankly. Still, I'm pimping your site and telling people how awesome that party was. Thanks again!

[Bone]

It was never "Pants Off" It was always "Pants optional" Get it right!Incorrect. The original declaration was "I declare this a no-pants zone". Then the bureaucrats blinked; enforced pantslessness was deemed too dangerous.

[Erratic]

least my pc is magic.

Black heathen magic of unhappy and pants!

[eth3rton]

Found you all...!

What the hell is going on here?

[MagGnome]

Alright, I'll join all of you in pantslessness, if you insist. ;)