alienmastermind
04-13-2009, 09:22 PM
Garbage
By Alienmastermind
1:
The room was a small suite at the Comfort Motor Lodge just outside of Bradley, Wisconsin. The motel was located across from a John Deere dealership, hidden by trees on a frontage road. Salt’s drive from Johnson’s Creek took a half an hour, and this motel, just a few miles outside of the southern Wisconsin bogs was on his way to another clean up in Rockford, Illinois. When someone dies, there’s someone to clean up the mess of actual death, then there’s guys to haul out the garbage that death leaves behind.
Most times, Arthur Salt was called to remove carpets, beds and destroy bedding. Salt was called when the elderly who brought themselves to an anonymous hotel room to die had innkeepers who would like to keep the room anonymous.
You’d be shocked at the number of lonely elderly checking in to these human roach motels just to check out in a semblance of comfort. Salt had been to every kind of inn in the Midwest in his years hauling garbage. Salt had grown comfortable, knowing what to expect, and had become nonchalant about the inevitable way a dead body left on a bed could leak fluid out of its lowest point, and completely impress an image of their corpse on the bed with constant pressure and that same reek of liquid. Most times, there would be a singular presence of blood, shit, and whatever else leaked out of the corpse on the bed and possibly down to the carpets.
This time, he had no idea what he was looking at. Salt's mind spun, trying to visually decipher what his eyes were taking in, and he couldn't.
Salt stood at the threshold of the motel room, looking in on what could only be described as a madman’s installation of blood, skin, hair, and sinew.
The room was cramped, tiny. There was no television. All of the other furniture in the room was removed save the bed, dresser, and carpet. Even though it was early morning, and the trees colors were whispering a rumor of fall to one another, this room was hot, a tropical warmth, even with the heater off. Salt thought to himself with panicked hilarity Maybe I should insulate my place with blood. This thought was followed by a bout of retching as he caught a glimpse of sandy blonde hair wadded up on the door in a smear of blood and grue. He backed out of the room with a hand in front of his eyes.
“Shit.” Salt said. Shocked drool smeared his lower lip and chin, a helping of previously owned hash browns steamed on the sidewalk outside. Salt closed his eyes, and began the mantra. It’s all just garbage, when it all comes down to it, it’s all garbage. Get to cleaning.
Martin Sharp was the author of the mantra of the hauler. Martin was Salt's mentor, teacher, and introduced Salt to hauling garbage, as well as giving him a head's up about the dangers of hauling garbage. Martin didn't mention anything like this.
2:
Salt waved to Martin, standing outside of the Carpenter’s Inn just outside of Fort Atkinson. Martin wore a green-gray coverall, stiff at the joints, rubber gloves up to his elbows. His sandy blonde hair cropped short, out of his eyes. Martin practically reeked of the mentholated alcoholic haze of Scotch Guard. He did not wear a mask.
“I didn’t think you were coming, Salt.” Martin said with a grin. Martin's sharp gaze pored over his classmate with a surveyor's appraisal. "Good to see you made it." Something in that grin was more than friendly. Salt chose to ignore it for the moment. Salt met Martin in 'Psyche 201', they were buddies in class, but not much more.
“You said I could make a quick two hundred bucks.” Salt said, trying to take a casual look in the rear of the van, for the cleaning supplies he supposed would be there.
“Nothing in there man, but your coverall. Also, you’re making two hundred and fifty this time. Don’t forget that all you need is a panel van to make this your career. You might also want a mask your first time out.”
Martin’s grin stayed around longer that Salt thought to be socially acceptable. His smile showed both playfulness and avarice, in equal measure.
"What's so funny?" Salt said, smiling back to him, feeling his nerves guiding his face more than mirth.
"You'll see, man."
Martin and Salt walked through the Carpenter’s Inn’s finest ‘honeymoon’ suite, and found a stripped mattress with a broad brown and deep maroon spot in the middle, and a crevasse in the middle that looked like a massive, deeply imprinted comma. Salt could smell blood and something else. It seemed like a scent of shit and sweat, and under it a seething fetid reek Salt didn't have a name for, but would come to know well in the next couple of months.
“God, what is that?”
“It’s the smell of garbage, Salt. When it all comes down to it, humanity post-mortem? It's all garbage. Remember that, and you'll be fine, man. Let’s get to cleaning.”
Martin’s grin never seemed to falter, or in fact, leave his face. That smile, like the snap-tick of his watch was pervasive during their first day of work. The guy's grin held even as he pulled the soiled mattress from the box spring, dragged it out the door, and shoved it into the back of his van. The box spring was also stained with the same reddish and deep brown liquid, and so also was dragged out of the room and shoved into the back of Martin’s panel van.
Salt struggled with the lopsided bulk of the box spring, and turned his head quickly enough to hear the neck muscles creak.
“What?” Salt said, feeling his pulse in his neck, looking around for whoever had just spoke to him.
“What, what?” Martin said, pulling on his end of the box spring with a lighter grasp, looking at Salt with his piercing, evaluating eyes. Now, no grin. Martin's eyes were the same color as hazelnuts flecked with pale green, and they were scanning Salt's face, looking for something.
“Nothing, man.”
Tick-snap-Tick. The watch counted off a few seconds, passing time, and the moment came to an end as the watch chimed a precise series of notes, 'Greensleeves'.
Martin shrugged, and shook his head, his smile prowling the corners of his mouth as he shoved the box spring into the back of his van, and tapped a button on the side of the watch, cutting the tune short.
The rest of the first cleanup was easy, peeling carpets, and stuffing the strips and rolls into the van as well. After, Martin Sharp's smile was wider as he walked around the room, making a couple quick notes into a notebook, that he shoved into the back pocket of his coverall. Martin, satisfied with his day’s work (which, all told amounted to five hours), then peeled off several bills from a roll that contained all manner of denominations. Salt took them and counted, not licking his thumb to count, not wanting to touch his own fingers with anything near his face.
“Hey, there’s more than two fif-”
Martin cut him off. “That’s because you didn’t gag. Look, I’m going out tomorrow, and I’ll cut you in for more than ten percent if you show. It’s at the Edgerton Oasis Motor Lodge. If you do decide to come, Salt, bring galoshes. It’s a messy one.”
Martin drove off, taking his haul to the dump, and Salt decided, after doing the quick math that there was a lot of cash to be had in hauling ‘garbage’. So, Salt continued doing this dirty business that needed to be done, discreetly as could be managed. When people asked him what he did for a living, he simply said ‘I haul garbage.’ Which Salt guessed, was why people never asked why he never ate finger food.
3:
Looking back into the room, Salt caught a whiff of that same scent he caught the first time he helped haul with Martin; something under the blood and shit and dribbling fat, a smell like rotten eggs and a septic tank, a cloying and nauseating miasma. Salt flicked the switch on the wall, and the lights came on, casting the entire room in a reddish orange hue. The smell grew for a moment, and then Salt noticed the sizzling sound of blood collected in the ceiling lamp cover heated by the light bulbs. The sound turned his stomach again, but this time all that came were dry racking heaves, since Salt had long ago learned to eat a light breakfast when hauling. He wiped his mouth, and there was a soft ticking in his ears, possibly coming from the leaves clattering around on the shoddy roof of the motel.
Why the fuck didn’t Martin mention this on the phone? Fuck. This is a job for a hazmat team, not a hauler.
The sound of the bulb cooking the blood was too much, so, Salt flicked the switch, and worked in the dark for the better part of a whole day. Sunset came, and the sky blazed orange behind him. A cold wind blew and shuddered the trees surrounding the building, sending a torrent of multi-hued leaves all over the place. Again over the wind, not much could be heard. Salt actually sopped up most of the walls with towels, using the hotel’s own cleaning supplies to clean up. Salt would be damned if he used his own cash or equipment to clean this mess up. The smell was fading as he cleaned, and soon, all that was left was to undress the beds, and strip the floors.
Salt entered the bathroom, and pulled down the plastic shower curtain, balling it up, wincing as the smeared gore and blood ran down the front like mercury in a teflon pan. He stuffed the curtain into a lawn bag, and the crinkle-crackle seemed to pervade as the curtain entered the black bag. Something chittered in the room. Aphids make that noise, Salt thought, mice or rats make that noise too.
Salt whirled around.
"Who's there?" Salt said, face flecked with pips of blood, jaw working in the harsh glare of sundown. Again, he heard a murmur, and again, nothing was there to answer him.
"To hell with this, it's just.." Salt said, walking out of the cramped room, tossing the bag in the back of his van, "..garbage."
Even with the mantra, Salt stood at the edge of the room, swabbing down the door. Scrubbing, even though it had been clean since the third pass. The smell was fading, but still present. Salt closed his eyes, and then he could hear a faint noise coming from the room. At first, Salt thought he was imagining things. He thought that the noise was coming from outside, aphids or birds lighting on the motel's roof. Leaning back into the room he could hear a steady pulsing sound, murmuring somewhere in the gloaming, followed by a sound that filled his gut with ice.
'Greensleeves', chiming away on tiny little electronic bells.
4:
“You know what kills me?” Martin said, as they met up in the diner outside of Shadsburg, a small factory town in middle Wisconsin.
“Bullets?” Salt said, grinning through a mouthful of grilled cheese. He could only eat bland foods on haul days.
“Funny, shithead. No, what kills me is that all of these people don’t know how often we have to haul garbage out from the hotels. Shit, most don’t know about the creepy shit that happened to their towns. Like, nobody round here talks about the time the Chersty Machine Shop’s boiler burst during the middle of a shift. Sometime in the twenties, this happened, boiled all the kids working the line alive. Bet it smelled like that job over in Delaporte.”
“Fuck, man. I’m eating, yeah?” Salt said, swallowing. He’d done a few hauls where someone died in a bath.
Old codger slips into a nice bath, hot water running. Stroke kills the coot, water runs, hot water getting hotter and hotter. Body getting seared and blanched until the motel manager finds out what the hell's going on in his best suite. Nasty smell, there. Never saw a body, but that smell doesn’t just go away. That smell, doubled or tripled. Salt wanted to punch that grin on Martin's face down his throat.
“Yeah, yeah.” Martin said, sipping his club soda. “But, isn’t it weird that the Shadsburg Cozy Motel is built on that same spot?”
Salt looked at Martin, whose evaluating eyes stared into his, and the same grin appeared at the corners of his mouth like wandering ghosts.
“You’re fucking with me now.” Salt said, and again started to wonder what was wrong with his friend Martin.
“No. I'm not fucking with you." Martin said. "And, down south in Whitewater, shit, I don’t even want to go into what they did on purpose.” Martin said, trailing off. Salt felt the words worming their way into his head. Salt hated that. Martin would suggest something and it would eat at him until he saw for himself.
“Right. Well, what of it? Who gives a shit? We’re all garbage, right? Right?”
“Not some of us, Salt.” Martin said. “Sometimes, the garbage we haul is left in those rooms deliberately.” Martin sipped his club soda again.
"Meaning?" Salt said, growing impatient.
"Meaning, man, that not all the stuff left in those rooms is garbage, Salt. Some of it's not worthless, by a damned sight." Martin's voice dropped a little, and his grin turned down at the corners. His eyes darted around the room nervously. Salt pushed his plate away, feeling his appetite grabbing its hat and flipping him off on its way out the door.
By Alienmastermind
1:
The room was a small suite at the Comfort Motor Lodge just outside of Bradley, Wisconsin. The motel was located across from a John Deere dealership, hidden by trees on a frontage road. Salt’s drive from Johnson’s Creek took a half an hour, and this motel, just a few miles outside of the southern Wisconsin bogs was on his way to another clean up in Rockford, Illinois. When someone dies, there’s someone to clean up the mess of actual death, then there’s guys to haul out the garbage that death leaves behind.
Most times, Arthur Salt was called to remove carpets, beds and destroy bedding. Salt was called when the elderly who brought themselves to an anonymous hotel room to die had innkeepers who would like to keep the room anonymous.
You’d be shocked at the number of lonely elderly checking in to these human roach motels just to check out in a semblance of comfort. Salt had been to every kind of inn in the Midwest in his years hauling garbage. Salt had grown comfortable, knowing what to expect, and had become nonchalant about the inevitable way a dead body left on a bed could leak fluid out of its lowest point, and completely impress an image of their corpse on the bed with constant pressure and that same reek of liquid. Most times, there would be a singular presence of blood, shit, and whatever else leaked out of the corpse on the bed and possibly down to the carpets.
This time, he had no idea what he was looking at. Salt's mind spun, trying to visually decipher what his eyes were taking in, and he couldn't.
Salt stood at the threshold of the motel room, looking in on what could only be described as a madman’s installation of blood, skin, hair, and sinew.
The room was cramped, tiny. There was no television. All of the other furniture in the room was removed save the bed, dresser, and carpet. Even though it was early morning, and the trees colors were whispering a rumor of fall to one another, this room was hot, a tropical warmth, even with the heater off. Salt thought to himself with panicked hilarity Maybe I should insulate my place with blood. This thought was followed by a bout of retching as he caught a glimpse of sandy blonde hair wadded up on the door in a smear of blood and grue. He backed out of the room with a hand in front of his eyes.
“Shit.” Salt said. Shocked drool smeared his lower lip and chin, a helping of previously owned hash browns steamed on the sidewalk outside. Salt closed his eyes, and began the mantra. It’s all just garbage, when it all comes down to it, it’s all garbage. Get to cleaning.
Martin Sharp was the author of the mantra of the hauler. Martin was Salt's mentor, teacher, and introduced Salt to hauling garbage, as well as giving him a head's up about the dangers of hauling garbage. Martin didn't mention anything like this.
2:
Salt waved to Martin, standing outside of the Carpenter’s Inn just outside of Fort Atkinson. Martin wore a green-gray coverall, stiff at the joints, rubber gloves up to his elbows. His sandy blonde hair cropped short, out of his eyes. Martin practically reeked of the mentholated alcoholic haze of Scotch Guard. He did not wear a mask.
“I didn’t think you were coming, Salt.” Martin said with a grin. Martin's sharp gaze pored over his classmate with a surveyor's appraisal. "Good to see you made it." Something in that grin was more than friendly. Salt chose to ignore it for the moment. Salt met Martin in 'Psyche 201', they were buddies in class, but not much more.
“You said I could make a quick two hundred bucks.” Salt said, trying to take a casual look in the rear of the van, for the cleaning supplies he supposed would be there.
“Nothing in there man, but your coverall. Also, you’re making two hundred and fifty this time. Don’t forget that all you need is a panel van to make this your career. You might also want a mask your first time out.”
Martin’s grin stayed around longer that Salt thought to be socially acceptable. His smile showed both playfulness and avarice, in equal measure.
"What's so funny?" Salt said, smiling back to him, feeling his nerves guiding his face more than mirth.
"You'll see, man."
Martin and Salt walked through the Carpenter’s Inn’s finest ‘honeymoon’ suite, and found a stripped mattress with a broad brown and deep maroon spot in the middle, and a crevasse in the middle that looked like a massive, deeply imprinted comma. Salt could smell blood and something else. It seemed like a scent of shit and sweat, and under it a seething fetid reek Salt didn't have a name for, but would come to know well in the next couple of months.
“God, what is that?”
“It’s the smell of garbage, Salt. When it all comes down to it, humanity post-mortem? It's all garbage. Remember that, and you'll be fine, man. Let’s get to cleaning.”
Martin’s grin never seemed to falter, or in fact, leave his face. That smile, like the snap-tick of his watch was pervasive during their first day of work. The guy's grin held even as he pulled the soiled mattress from the box spring, dragged it out the door, and shoved it into the back of his van. The box spring was also stained with the same reddish and deep brown liquid, and so also was dragged out of the room and shoved into the back of Martin’s panel van.
Salt struggled with the lopsided bulk of the box spring, and turned his head quickly enough to hear the neck muscles creak.
“What?” Salt said, feeling his pulse in his neck, looking around for whoever had just spoke to him.
“What, what?” Martin said, pulling on his end of the box spring with a lighter grasp, looking at Salt with his piercing, evaluating eyes. Now, no grin. Martin's eyes were the same color as hazelnuts flecked with pale green, and they were scanning Salt's face, looking for something.
“Nothing, man.”
Tick-snap-Tick. The watch counted off a few seconds, passing time, and the moment came to an end as the watch chimed a precise series of notes, 'Greensleeves'.
Martin shrugged, and shook his head, his smile prowling the corners of his mouth as he shoved the box spring into the back of his van, and tapped a button on the side of the watch, cutting the tune short.
The rest of the first cleanup was easy, peeling carpets, and stuffing the strips and rolls into the van as well. After, Martin Sharp's smile was wider as he walked around the room, making a couple quick notes into a notebook, that he shoved into the back pocket of his coverall. Martin, satisfied with his day’s work (which, all told amounted to five hours), then peeled off several bills from a roll that contained all manner of denominations. Salt took them and counted, not licking his thumb to count, not wanting to touch his own fingers with anything near his face.
“Hey, there’s more than two fif-”
Martin cut him off. “That’s because you didn’t gag. Look, I’m going out tomorrow, and I’ll cut you in for more than ten percent if you show. It’s at the Edgerton Oasis Motor Lodge. If you do decide to come, Salt, bring galoshes. It’s a messy one.”
Martin drove off, taking his haul to the dump, and Salt decided, after doing the quick math that there was a lot of cash to be had in hauling ‘garbage’. So, Salt continued doing this dirty business that needed to be done, discreetly as could be managed. When people asked him what he did for a living, he simply said ‘I haul garbage.’ Which Salt guessed, was why people never asked why he never ate finger food.
3:
Looking back into the room, Salt caught a whiff of that same scent he caught the first time he helped haul with Martin; something under the blood and shit and dribbling fat, a smell like rotten eggs and a septic tank, a cloying and nauseating miasma. Salt flicked the switch on the wall, and the lights came on, casting the entire room in a reddish orange hue. The smell grew for a moment, and then Salt noticed the sizzling sound of blood collected in the ceiling lamp cover heated by the light bulbs. The sound turned his stomach again, but this time all that came were dry racking heaves, since Salt had long ago learned to eat a light breakfast when hauling. He wiped his mouth, and there was a soft ticking in his ears, possibly coming from the leaves clattering around on the shoddy roof of the motel.
Why the fuck didn’t Martin mention this on the phone? Fuck. This is a job for a hazmat team, not a hauler.
The sound of the bulb cooking the blood was too much, so, Salt flicked the switch, and worked in the dark for the better part of a whole day. Sunset came, and the sky blazed orange behind him. A cold wind blew and shuddered the trees surrounding the building, sending a torrent of multi-hued leaves all over the place. Again over the wind, not much could be heard. Salt actually sopped up most of the walls with towels, using the hotel’s own cleaning supplies to clean up. Salt would be damned if he used his own cash or equipment to clean this mess up. The smell was fading as he cleaned, and soon, all that was left was to undress the beds, and strip the floors.
Salt entered the bathroom, and pulled down the plastic shower curtain, balling it up, wincing as the smeared gore and blood ran down the front like mercury in a teflon pan. He stuffed the curtain into a lawn bag, and the crinkle-crackle seemed to pervade as the curtain entered the black bag. Something chittered in the room. Aphids make that noise, Salt thought, mice or rats make that noise too.
Salt whirled around.
"Who's there?" Salt said, face flecked with pips of blood, jaw working in the harsh glare of sundown. Again, he heard a murmur, and again, nothing was there to answer him.
"To hell with this, it's just.." Salt said, walking out of the cramped room, tossing the bag in the back of his van, "..garbage."
Even with the mantra, Salt stood at the edge of the room, swabbing down the door. Scrubbing, even though it had been clean since the third pass. The smell was fading, but still present. Salt closed his eyes, and then he could hear a faint noise coming from the room. At first, Salt thought he was imagining things. He thought that the noise was coming from outside, aphids or birds lighting on the motel's roof. Leaning back into the room he could hear a steady pulsing sound, murmuring somewhere in the gloaming, followed by a sound that filled his gut with ice.
'Greensleeves', chiming away on tiny little electronic bells.
4:
“You know what kills me?” Martin said, as they met up in the diner outside of Shadsburg, a small factory town in middle Wisconsin.
“Bullets?” Salt said, grinning through a mouthful of grilled cheese. He could only eat bland foods on haul days.
“Funny, shithead. No, what kills me is that all of these people don’t know how often we have to haul garbage out from the hotels. Shit, most don’t know about the creepy shit that happened to their towns. Like, nobody round here talks about the time the Chersty Machine Shop’s boiler burst during the middle of a shift. Sometime in the twenties, this happened, boiled all the kids working the line alive. Bet it smelled like that job over in Delaporte.”
“Fuck, man. I’m eating, yeah?” Salt said, swallowing. He’d done a few hauls where someone died in a bath.
Old codger slips into a nice bath, hot water running. Stroke kills the coot, water runs, hot water getting hotter and hotter. Body getting seared and blanched until the motel manager finds out what the hell's going on in his best suite. Nasty smell, there. Never saw a body, but that smell doesn’t just go away. That smell, doubled or tripled. Salt wanted to punch that grin on Martin's face down his throat.
“Yeah, yeah.” Martin said, sipping his club soda. “But, isn’t it weird that the Shadsburg Cozy Motel is built on that same spot?”
Salt looked at Martin, whose evaluating eyes stared into his, and the same grin appeared at the corners of his mouth like wandering ghosts.
“You’re fucking with me now.” Salt said, and again started to wonder what was wrong with his friend Martin.
“No. I'm not fucking with you." Martin said. "And, down south in Whitewater, shit, I don’t even want to go into what they did on purpose.” Martin said, trailing off. Salt felt the words worming their way into his head. Salt hated that. Martin would suggest something and it would eat at him until he saw for himself.
“Right. Well, what of it? Who gives a shit? We’re all garbage, right? Right?”
“Not some of us, Salt.” Martin said. “Sometimes, the garbage we haul is left in those rooms deliberately.” Martin sipped his club soda again.
"Meaning?" Salt said, growing impatient.
"Meaning, man, that not all the stuff left in those rooms is garbage, Salt. Some of it's not worthless, by a damned sight." Martin's voice dropped a little, and his grin turned down at the corners. His eyes darted around the room nervously. Salt pushed his plate away, feeling his appetite grabbing its hat and flipping him off on its way out the door.