Top Posters 10/7/08

[Sandman]

1. Xerxes (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=52) 438
2. JAYoung (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=1)400
3. AgtFox (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=3)296
4. pheriannath (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=6) 278
5. pomeroy (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=98) 262

Slow down and let some of us mere mortals have a chance at the top there Xerxes and fitty.

[axion]

I'll contribute to this thread and post count by agreeing, maybe even multiple times.

[Thanasimos]

Fuuck I'm skinny on posting

[Arilin]

I'm getting there.

Though it took me like 2 years to get 600 posts on the other site. :(

[pomeroy]

I figure there's absolutely no way to catch fits. I realize he's in second now...but his post count at EvAv hurt my face.

[King3567]

So much posting!

[Typical Michael]

The only reason my post count was so high at EvAv was because I had a job with a lot of free time. Now, not so much.

[Lint of Death]

Holy Sam Hill, over 60 posts per day?! D:

[Zabyx]

Hmm. Thank god for throwaway posts?

[darkbase]

I'm getting there.

Though it took me like 2 years to get 600 posts on the other site. :(

Over three years and almost reached 800, just before that huge crunch that site had. Lots of people saying just to shut up and quit bitching about your 'e-peen' but it wasn't like that. Oh well.

[astranoir]

What pleases me is that the quality of the top posters' posts is high. They are not just running around blathering about nothing - they are contributing in a real and wonderful way.

[drobvice]

Yeah, no kidding.

[pomeroy]

What pleases me is that the quality of the top posters' posts is high. They are not just running around blathering about nothing - they are contributing in a real and wonderful way.

hahaha butts.

[astranoir]

hahaha butts.

Awww...why did you have to ruin my wonderful fantasy? :(

[pomeroy]

Awww...why did you have to ruin my wonderful fantasy? :(

I honestly have no idea. It was an uncontrollable urge.

[Dread7x]

Wow. You guys should slow down. It's not a race.

Damn I'm in last place.

[Schnoogs]

Wow. You guys should slow down. It's not a race.

Damn I'm in last place.

Not any more

[axion]

Hey it's Schnoogs, I saw him first.

[Schnoogs]

Hey it's Schnoogs, I saw him first.

Perhaps I just registered the name first.

[axion]

Time will tell.

[Schnoogs]

Time will tell.

I Doubt it.

[Lint of Death]

Terran was once a Johan-alt, and now it's Schnoogs's user title. Coincidence?! NEVER.

[Kagger]

Holy cow, that is crazy.

[pomeroy]

Terran was once a Johan-alt, and now it's Schnoogs's user title. Coincidence?! NEVER.

Isn't terran the default title for people under 25 posts?

[axion]

Terran was once a Johan-alt, and now it's Schnoogs's user title. Coincidence?! NEVER.

You know that's the default for people with under 25 posts or something right?

[Lint of Death]

Isn't terran the default title for people under 25 posts?
You know that's the default for people with under 25 posts or something right?

Coincidence?! NEVER.

[pomeroy]

You know that's the default for people with under 25 posts or something right?

It looks like we were both baited into that...

[civil]

Welcome Schnoogs.

[Johan]

I will never, ever, ever post as much as I did at the last site.

Except for today. And maybe tomorrow. But never, ever, ever again after that. Maybe.

Hey Schnoogs! Welcome aboard! :)

[boratika]

What pleases me is that the quality of the top posters' posts is high. They are not just running around blathering about nothing - they are contributing in a real and wonderful way.

You're just saying that because with a little effort you will be in the top 5.

[VerseD]

Does the first to 1000 get a prize?

[QueQueg]

What a great excuse for every respondent to boost their post-counts!

Posts++

[mightbe]

It's not about quantity.

[mightbe]

It's about quality.

[QueQueg]

Touche!

POST TOO SHORT!!!!

[Troggles]

I think mightbe....might be on to something there.

[Typical Michael]

I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Oops, I guess this should have been a blog post.

[QueQueg]

I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Oops, I guess this should have been a blog post.

Was it tasty?

Milk?

[Typical Michael]

Was it tasty?

Milk?

It was pretty grand. Grape jelly, refrigerated creamy peanut butter. I am out of soy milk, so I guess it could have been better, but all around a pretty good bedtime snack.

BTW, you should all try your creamy peanut butter cold. Its pretty great.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Not

Short woot.

[QueQueg]

I'm a big fan of Peanut Butter & Syrup myself. Keeps the peanut butter off the roof your mouth.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Padding

Short woot.

[BLeeP]

Who honestly cares about their post count? It's sort of dumb.

[Expugnare]

I do not post nearly as much now that school started back up. Perhaps I should just spam this thread with extraneous posts.

[BLeeP]

Who honestly cares about their post count? It's sort of dumb.

I certainly don't!

[Expugnare]

I do not post nearly as much now that school started back up. Perhaps I should just spam this thread with extraneous posts.

Great idea, QFT.

[BLeeP]

Great idea, QFT.

I beat you to that one, me thinks ^_~.

[QueQueg]

I certainly don't!

QFT


I'm talk'n 'bout shaft

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/blobfish.jpg

This is the first time I have ever blobfished CoG. And you were all here to see it.

[QueQueg]

I'm not sure what Sarah Palin has to do with this very important thread.

[TheDancinMan]

Well, you see, it's about healthcare, by making sure we have insurance, we'll know that it's really all about job creation. And hunting rifles.

See? It fits.

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/Planet-of-the-Apes.jpg

Just think about that for awhile.

[Rogue_hunter]

I might be pretty close to cracking into the top 5...

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Just think about that for awhile.

I love you. That was hilarious.

[quidmonkey]

Post pad! Post pad!

[cppcrusader]

Damn, Xerxes is averaging 62 posts per day. That's a lot of posting.

[TheEvilNarwhale]

It was pretty grand. Grape jelly, refrigerated creamy peanut butter. I am out of soy milk, so I guess it could have been better, but all around a pretty good bedtime snack.

BTW, you should all try your creamy peanut butter cold. Its pretty great.

Have you tried banana peanut butter? It is heavenly. Though I have only found it it at super target, it is one of the best things to enter my life lately.

[Expugnare]

I beat you to that one, me thinks ^_~.

Indeed, you did.

[Spacetronaut]

I too will post.

[Kielaran]

Dman, that's a lot of post...and I felt like I have a lot in the 80s.

[Shadowstorm]

I have a couple questions here.

Obviously some people care way too much about their posts counts - why not make this invisible in-forum? (but still visible when you visit a user's profile)

Who cares?

And do you like peanut butter?

[civil]

I'd like to recommend Sunbutter (http://www.sunbutter.com/).

[Shadowstorm]

I'd like to recommend Sunbutter (http://www.sunbutter.com/).

Sure wouldn't want to eat that a few hours before a meeting (har har har).

[Lithium Flower]

image

Just think about that for awhile.

:eek: Ewww bestiality !!! I hate that movie for that! Damn it! I did not want to see that!

[mightbe]

What's that Shadowstorm? You want your post count permanently set to zero?

;)

[mightbe]

I'd like to recommend Sunbutter (http://www.sunbutter.com/).

I've sunbutter'd many chicks before.

I recommend it as well.

[Shadowstorm]

What's that Shadowstorm? You want your post count permanently set to zero?

;)

Hey! Cool with me! I don't have a need to play with my e-penis! :D

;)

[mightbe]

*gets bootsy on the phone*

[NoName]

I'd be posting more if work wasn't getting in the way...

[Raen]

Damn, Xerxes is averaging 62 posts per day. That's a lot of posting.

Xerxes is some kind of posting god.

[Suave Peanut]

http://www.suavepeanut.com/photo/postpadding.jpg

[boratika]

In case anyone else isn't seeing Mr Nuts' picture, here it is:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/FB146M.jpg

[Zero]

Jeebus. 400 posts for James as of this morning. That's... pretty effin' crazy.

[QueQueg]

When do I get a prize for posting lots of stuff?

[mightbe]

When do I get a prize for posting lots of stuff?

It makes you many times less likely to father/mother a child.

That in and of itself is a kind of reward.

[QueQueg]

It makes you many times less likely to father/mother a child.

That in and of itself is a kind of reward.

Too late. Where do I go to turn in the one I've got now?

[mightbe]

Try Taiwan.

[Kielaran]

Try Taiwan.

Or China if it's a boy. Also try gamestop, I hear they take anything.

[pheriannath]

I love when people actually care about post counts. We leave them on because they spur discussions like this!

[QueQueg]

Just rows in a database... but what interesting rows!

[civil]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Typical Michael]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

That broad on the bike has you covered.

(literally)

[civil]

That broad on the bike has you covered.

(literally)
Meta-references!

That was...quite unexpected, actually. Your actions have me confused.

[Zero]

Then the circle is complete, my friend.

[QueQueg]

Circle takes the square.

[Zero]

I am.... a rooster illusion...

[fitbabits]

In my defense, I was working out of town all last week and didn't have the time needed to inflate my post count. There's nothing stopping me from tinkering, though. Right?

[Zero]

Eh. I figure if you got the time, go for it. It just shows how deeply ingrained you are in the community.

I'm always gonna have a baby e-peen, so post counts don't matter to me.

[Typical Michael]

Fits could make his post count 700 billion if he wanted to.

[fitbabits]

Fits could make his post count 700 billion if he wanted to.

Good call... Check it!

Actually, never mind... I couldn't take that away from Xerxes. I mean, have you seen him when he's angry or upset? Green, he turns.

[Suave Peanut]

In case anyone else isn't seeing Mr Nuts' picture, here it is:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/FB146M.jpg
Thanks for that. Was it not showing up? At any rate I have put a copy on my server for future use and to avoid hotlinking. Also, I quoted you so I could post it one more time.

[squirrelTactics]

http://i37.tinypic.com/eqbejp.jpg

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/batsmile.jpg

[Murtaug]

I do not know or understand how they can find enough to comment on. I would not even bother with this on, but I figured I would join in on the fun.

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/emobulblrg.jpg

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/smile.jpg

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/1219223229293.jpg

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/SuperTroopersShenanigans01.jpg

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/1223001045104.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Funny/startrekrave.gif

[Lithium Flower]

Are you guys giving each other the silent treatment now?

[LordDon]

What was the name of that restaurant with all the crap hanging on the walls?

[Shadowstorm]

Are you guys giving each other the silent treatment now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/fuckyeahe988gr.gif

[Shadowstorm]

What was the name of that restaurant with all the crap hanging on the walls?

That would be Cracker Barrel. I love that place.

[crazyD]

I find it odd that Xerxes hasn't posted in this thread yet.

[QueQueg]

Pretty rude if you ask me.

[Troggles]

Xerxes doesn't need this thread to kick our asses.

[National Kato]

I refuse to contribute to this sort of thread.

[Bone]

It's not about quantity.

No indeed, it's not about that at all.

It's about quality.

Oh no sir, I beg to differ.

It's the girth.

[civil]

Puppies !

[Shadowstorm]

I refuse to contribute to this sort of thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Funny/acescream.gif

Puppies !

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Funny/colbert.gif

I dedicate the following .gif to my fellow Awesomeologist Typical Michael:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Funny/batman.gif

[Ghostbear]

I refuse to be a part of this thread...
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g302/ghostbear1/dunecat.jpg

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/86c663ee.jpg

[Zero]

Ahhh, pedobear. What don't you make funny.

[National Kato]

It's the girth.

Are you talking about my giraffe cock again?

[Bone]

Are you talking about my giraffe cock again?Now, I don't have the first-hand knowledge but I'd imagine giraffe cock to be really skinny (with spots?).

[Zero]

Spotted dick?

[National Kato]

Now, I don't have the first-hand knowledge but I'd imagine giraffe cock to be really skinny (with spots?).

No, it eats leaves.

[Kielaran]

Wow, with photobucket and imageshack blocked at work, this thread is lacking.

[TheKeck]

I am totally all about this thread.

[TheKeck]

It is an important one.

[Zero]

No, it eats leaves.

Sir, are you saying that you're penis ingests plant material? :confused:

[National Kato]

Sir, are you saying that you're penis ingests plant material? :confused:

To be honest, it started innocently as a joke in another thread. Bone commented on the possible similarities between my junk and a giraffe's. Then he talked about girth in this thread. Before you knew it, the topic was what a giraffe cock looks like and whether I actually had one. So I decided to go with the Hail Mary and fly off the ranch. But I can't seem to shake you cock-loving giraffe fans!

;)

[Typical Michael]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/fSymsOGXO5y78kh7uKR2QqnT_500.jpg

[National Kato]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/NationalKato/dancingfools.gif

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/1222400212686.jpg

INTERNET SUPPORT HERE. How many I help you?

[civil]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/New%20New%20Cos/somglv.jpg

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/0f767d5f.jpg

[NoName]

Civil's 100 post is a guy sticking his head in a fish's mouth (I think...).

Wow this thread has grown, I'm falling behind in my post padding apparently :D.

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/4ae427a5.jpg

[National Kato]

Don't stare into the madness!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/NationalKato/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif

[Sandman]

What monster have I brought into this world?

[civil]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/06_01_07/hand-wash-2.jpg

[Cit Phil Cit]

Get rid of post counts! They are like penis helmets!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=258

[National Kato]

Nice follow-up, civil.

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/9bc1b85c.jpg

[QueQueg]

Way to kill the thread Shadow.

[National Kato]

You want me to...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/NationalKato/lebowskibowling.gif

...get the ball rolling again?

[Sandman]

Way to kill the thread Shadow.

pC4ZOxpu2rs

[Bone]

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[QueQueg]

This aggression will not stand... man.

[pomeroy]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/prince-d8.gif

Awesome. I can finally use this Prince gif.

[QueQueg]

More disturbing than the sea-lion on a motorcycle from that other thread.

[pomeroy]

More disturbing than the sea-lion on a motorcycle from that other thread.

I'm tempted to post some of my Dark Knight images I stole from OhNoTheyDidn't.

Here's a preview:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/255mn4h-bd.gif

[Sandman]

I'm tempted to post some of my Dark Knight images I stole from OhNoTheyDidn't.

Here's a preview:



I'm passing you btw.

[pomeroy]

I'm passing you btw.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/clapter.gif

[Xerxes]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/SuperTroopersShenanigans01.jpg
Why are you posting pics of Evil? :D
I find it odd that Xerxes hasn't posted in this thread yet.
I was waiting for post 500. ;)
Xerxes doesn't need this thread to kick our asses.
Nope but I'll use it anyways.
Xerxes is some kind of posting god.
Actually I just love this place. :o

[mightbe]

I was waiting for post 500. ;)
Shouldn't that have been 300?

*ducks*

[Xerxes]

Shouldn't that have been 300?

*ducks*

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/Xerionus/img_7.jpg