Free Gas for eating a vegan sandwich

[Radioguy9698]

so it's in the local paper that PETA was out today at a local shell station giving away free gas but you had eat a vegan sandwich first...

i'd rather eat their lettuce bikinis
http://cmsimg.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=DS&Dato=20081007&Kategori=COMMUNITIES010302&Lopenr=810070802&Ref=PH&Item=17&Maxw=600&Maxh=500

[JRR006]

PETA scares me. I wouldn't accept sandwiches or gasoline from them. Why are they presenting the vegan sandwich as some kind of... punishment? "You can have gasoline but you have to eat this delicious sandwich first!" Unless all the vegan food I've ever eaten is a lie, and vegan sandwiches are somehow made of misery.

[Thanasimos]

PETA scares me. I wouldn't accept sandwiches or gasoline from them. Why are they presenting the vegan sandwich as some kind of... punishment? "You can have gasoline but you have to eat this delicious sandwich first!" Unless all the vegan food I've ever eaten is a lie, and vegan sandwiches are somehow made of misery.

I think they're presenting the gas as a reward for trying something, and not the vegan sandwich as a punishment...

[Radioguy9698]

I think they're presenting the gas as a reward for trying something, and not the vegan sandwich as a punishment...

there is a catch to that though, you have to stand there and let them watch you eat the entire sandwich, not a bite, not throw it in the car and save it for later, you have to eat it in front of them.

[Johan]

I thought this thread was about free gas from eating a vegan sandwich. I'm disappointed...

[JRR006]

I think they're presenting the gas as a reward for trying something, and not the vegan sandwich as a punishment...

Punishment was the wrong word, heh. It just seems like the sandwich has negative connotations, like they're bribing you into eating one in exchange for gasoline. I wasn't aware there was some stigma or reluctance about eating vegan sandwiches. :confused: Ah well, I'm vastly over-thinking this. Nice lettuce bikinis, at any rate.

[Sandman]

sand·wich

–noun
two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair.

[wyeast]

Pfft. whatever. I've eaten vegan sandwiches before. Hell, I'll wash it down with a vegan donut. Bring it. C'mere and pump gas while wearing those cute little lettuce bikinis. :D

[TurboKinny]

Hell, I'll wash it down with a vegan donut. Those vegan oreo donuts were superb!!!

Speaking of which, when you going to send me more voodoo donuts?

[Widgetcraft]

I don't like, nor trust, PETA. It's a domestic terrorist organization. I would no more eat something they present me with, than I would eat something given to me by the KKK.

[OUX]

I like the taste of the divine spark far too much to eat a vegan sandwich.

[J3DI]

I like the taste of the divine spark far too much to eat a vegan sandwich.

Say what?!

Anyways, I like veggie burgers. I stopped eating red meat almost 3 years ago. I don't miss it at all. I surely would've jumped on that deal. Would've been a regular lunch for me.

[Bingley Joe]

sand·wich

–noun
two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair.


sandwich |ˈsanˌ(d)wi ch |
noun
an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.


You know.. like the delicious and delectable cucumber, tomato, and cheese variety of sandwich. Or peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Or grilled cheese sandwich.

More correctly pronounced 'san,(g)wi ch

[Typical Michael]

I'll eat whatever I consider tasty.

[boratika]

sand·wich

–noun
two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair.

A dictionary.com definition to prove your point? Really? No wonder you didn't tell us where it was from.:p

[MagGnome]

I don't have a car, and I can get my own delicious vegan sandwiches, thank you very much. ;)

I just had one for supper tonight in fact. Mmmm, marinated tempeh. <3