View Full Version : Rachel Ray's Corn Porn
Radioguy9698
10-06-2008, 05:39 PM
http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/rachel-ray-s-corn-porn-10332.html
Sazime
10-06-2008, 06:53 PM
That's just hilarious.
It was cool until they touched.
IIntrude
10-06-2008, 06:58 PM
Yeah baby, just like that...ohh that's nice.
;)
squirrelTactics
10-06-2008, 07:18 PM
It was cool until they touched.
You're not into crossing swords?
Gormanimal
10-06-2008, 07:21 PM
WTF is eyebrow threading?
National Kato
10-06-2008, 07:21 PM
Just don't cross the streams, Ray.
LongStepMantis
10-06-2008, 07:28 PM
It was cool until they touched.
BkgMbU-we1o
Atepsflame
10-06-2008, 07:34 PM
I thought only people here in Iowa loved corn that much.
Sazime
10-06-2008, 07:48 PM
WTF is eyebrow threading?
Using a twisted piece of string to remove excess hair. Think waxing (pulling out hair) but with less fuss.
"Threading the Corn" is freakin' awesome.
Doctor Setebos
10-06-2008, 08:08 PM
I thought only people here in Iowa loved corn that much.You ever shuck corn? Detassling? Those are rites of passage into manhood, my friend.
That said, I've never jerked off an ear of corn. Even Adel peaches and cream sweet corn isn't that good.
Lekon
10-06-2008, 08:13 PM
That's just... awesome. I was completely mesmerized by its glory. And they were just so happy about it!
Lucky damn corn.
Atepsflame
10-06-2008, 08:15 PM
You ever shuck corn? Detassling? Those are rites of passage into manhood, my friend.
Of course I have, Doc. I'm from semi-rural central Iowa. I've shucked corn with my grandparents and spent a summer detasseling. If I never get that close to a cornfield again, I will be a happy man.
LordDon
10-06-2008, 08:17 PM
BkgMbU-we1o
You NEVER finish!
TurboKinny
10-06-2008, 08:33 PM
Using a twisted piece of string to remove excess hair. Think waxing (pulling out hair) but with less fuss.I'm actually a little disturbed that you know this.
That Darn Kat
10-06-2008, 10:05 PM
I'm actually a little disturbed that you know this.
Yeah, I had no idea what it was either. We suck at being chicks? :p
TurboKinny
10-06-2008, 10:08 PM
Yeah, I had no idea what it was either. We suck at being chicks? :pI knew what it was, it just has me questioning his "skill set" ;)
Sazime
10-06-2008, 10:10 PM
What?!? Just because I'm a dude I can't know what threading is? Yeesh!
Bingley Joe
10-06-2008, 10:14 PM
Yeah, I had no idea what it was either. We suck at being chicks? :p
It's a guy thing, too.
I think the ancient Persians actually invented the technique while seeking to unlock the power of the hair removal laser beam.. or so it is written.
You're not into crossing swords?
Only in the classical way.
http://www.mandypatinkin.net/PB/inigo4.jpeg
KingGorilla
10-06-2008, 10:30 PM
You wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand?
That Darn Kat
10-07-2008, 12:09 AM
Ah, I see. So it's just me that sucks. At eyebrow grooming. ;_;
Xerxes
10-07-2008, 06:22 PM
BkgMbU-we1o
I was so about to post that.
Arilin
10-07-2008, 08:31 PM
Alright, that was pretty funny.
The money was when they did it slow-mo with the song though. that was fucking great.
Commissar Rob
10-08-2008, 04:21 AM
You wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand?
Do you always begin conversations this way?
MagGnome
10-08-2008, 07:52 PM
Yeah, I had no idea what it was either. We suck at being chicks? :p
I've never heard of it either.
The more you know...
Sazime
10-09-2008, 03:22 AM
I've never heard of it either.
The more you know...
Why is it that so many people have not heard of threading? OMG, I'm more gay than Mag! and I'm still straight!
mightbe
10-09-2008, 03:28 AM
Goddamn she's trollish and ugly.
MagGnome
10-09-2008, 05:21 AM
Why is it that so many people have not heard of threading? OMG, I'm more gay than Mag! and I'm still straight!
Do you have Cher, Wicked, and Evita on your iPod? If not, I think you are still "less gay" than I am. ;)
Sazime
10-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Do you have Cher, Wicked, and Evita on your iPod? If not, I think you are still "less gay" than I am. ;)
No, but I do have Robbie Williams, a couple of other random musicals, Tina Turner and enough electronic music to run a dance club. Then again, I also have Corrosion of Conformity and Dethklok on there, so you probably have me beat there. :D
QueQueg
10-09-2008, 02:25 PM
Can't stand Rachel Ray, even if she's a champion corn tosser.
Purple Santa
10-09-2008, 03:19 PM
I vote this for an AVN award :D
MagGnome
10-09-2008, 04:47 PM
No, but I do have Robbie Williams, a couple of other random musicals, Tina Turner and enough electronic music to run a dance club. Then again, I also have Corrosion of Conformity and Dethklok on there, so you probably have me beat there. :D
I have a pretty even mix as well. In addition to the "gay" stuff, I also have things like Coldplay, Green Day, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, etc.
Rock Bandit
10-09-2008, 05:05 PM
I also have things like Coldplay
You know how I know you're gay?
MagGnome
10-09-2008, 07:09 PM
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know any other gay men who like Coldplay, so you fail.
Rock Bandit
10-10-2008, 03:07 AM
I don't know any other gay men who like Coldplay, so you fail.
You've really never seen 40 Year Old Virgin?
MagGnome
10-10-2008, 05:14 AM
You've really never seen 40 Year Old Virgin?
Oh yes, now I get the reference.
I fail. :o
Rock Bandit
10-10-2008, 07:52 AM
Don't worry about it Gnome. So do you want to know how I really know you're gay?
MagGnome
10-10-2008, 04:15 PM
How's that? :p
Rock Bandit
10-10-2008, 06:04 PM
When we were having sex the other night you turned around and asked for a kiss. Gaaaaay.
MagGnome
10-10-2008, 06:36 PM
I didn't want to feel used, like I did the last three times.
Young Al Capone
10-10-2008, 06:47 PM
Oh, Hi! Whats going on in this threa...
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Radioguy9698
10-11-2008, 07:46 AM
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/picture.php?albumid=65&pictureid=277
ADDGirl
10-11-2008, 08:33 AM
Do you have Cher, Wicked, and Evita on your iPod? If not, I think you are still "less gay" than I am. ;)
Have you read the book wicked? The musical really doesn't do the book justice
astranoir
10-11-2008, 08:38 AM
Have you read the book wicked? The musical really doesn't do the book justice
Agreed! I like his books (though I thought Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister was better), but I was very turned-off by the musical.
ADDGirl
10-11-2008, 09:21 AM
Agreed! I like his books (though I thought Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister was better), but I was very turned-off by the musical.
I think the tried to make the musical more family friendly... I loved confessions of an ugly stepsister, I also really enjoyed mirror mirror. Did you read son of a witch? I really liked that one too, he is coming out with a new one on october 14 A lion among men it is the third book in his Oz series
Squidbot
10-11-2008, 09:58 AM
I can't view the link at work, so this thread is extremely confusing.
MagGnome
10-11-2008, 02:57 PM
Have you read the book wicked? The musical really doesn't do the book justice
The book is great, but I love the musical too. They are very different - much like the original Oz books and the Disney movie.
Agreed! I like his books (though I thought Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister was better), but I was very turned-off by the musical.
Blasphemy!!
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED! :p
Nikjitsu
10-11-2008, 11:15 PM
hahaha crossing corncobs
astranoir
10-11-2008, 11:29 PM
I think the tried to make the musical more family friendly... I loved confessions of an ugly stepsister, I also really enjoyed mirror mirror. Did you read son of a witch? I really liked that one too, he is coming out with a new one on october 14 A lion among men it is the third book in his Oz series
I read parts of both Mirror, Mirror and Son of a Witch, but they belonged to my exboyfriend, and I never picked them up myself, so I haven't finished them.
Blasphemy!!
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED! :p
My sister is in the Music Theatre program at her school, so I hear the songs far too much, which may have something to do with my opinion!
ShivaX
10-12-2008, 07:23 AM
Don't worry about it Gnome. So do you want to know how I really know you're gay?
Cause your dick tastes like shit?
(Not the best of the bunch, but the only one that I can remember at the moment)
MagGnome
10-12-2008, 10:27 AM
My sister is in the Music Theatre program at her school, so I hear the songs far too much, which may have something to do with my opinion!
I used to listen to the soundtrack all the time.
I wasn't even into musicals until my friend/roommate got me interested in Wicked.
ADDGirl
10-12-2008, 01:41 PM
I used to listen to the soundtrack all the time.
I wasn't even into musicals until my friend/roommate got me interested in Wicked.
I should get the soundtrack I haven't heard or seen it I only know what my mom told me about it because she took my younger siblings to see it
MagGnome
10-12-2008, 02:47 PM
I should get the soundtrack I haven't heard or seen it I only know what my mom told me about it because she took my younger siblings to see it
There are a lot of great songs on it. I definitely recommend picking it up.
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