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Alatheia
02-27-2009, 12:15 AM
The finished product needs it's own thread. Don't open the spoiler box if you don't want to see a giant, blue, knitted penis :cool:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3312807451_4e7e6f768f.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3313634520_3e9e70282e.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3313/3313635902_6f1e707fa4.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3654/3313636816_596b986d3a.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3312809985_a72857ea8d.jpg

Isn't it beautiful?

BackseatKiller's is next, it'll be better now that I know how to knit a giant penis.
Deadend
02-27-2009, 12:22 AM
It looks just like mine!

only smaller and blue.
Alatheia
02-27-2009, 12:27 AM
You are so full of it.
ClannerDelta
02-27-2009, 12:35 AM
Deadend has been waiting just to post that.

Looks good, wonder what kind of reactions it would get. :p
Alatheia
02-27-2009, 12:41 AM
Not sure, I'll have the girl I'm giving it to tell me so I can let you know :)
mister slim
02-27-2009, 12:51 AM
Maybe toss something in to show its scale? Otherwise I don't know exactly how inadequate to feel. Looks good though.
Alatheia
02-27-2009, 12:55 AM
Heh, it's about 8 feet long and 14 inches wide across the shaft.
Seconds Out
02-27-2009, 01:00 AM
Heh, it's about 8 feet long and 14 inches wide across the shaft.

Did you submit this information to the Guiness Book of Records as the World's Largest Knitted Penis?

One question....

The balls seem alittle small for an 8 foot long penis. Although, you may prefer more meat than potatoes. Every girl is different I guess! :-)
Alatheia
02-27-2009, 01:01 AM
Yeah, they are, but too late to change it now. It'll just have small blue balls :p
Deadend
02-27-2009, 01:14 AM
Yeah, they are, but too late to change it now. It'll just have small blue balls :p

Well, it is for cold weather... some shrinkage may occur
tombofsoldier
02-27-2009, 01:35 AM
It looks just like mine!

only smaller and blue.

Mines almost the opposite, see that ones bigger... .
Kelegacy
02-27-2009, 05:04 AM
Suddenly I feel hungry.
rein
02-27-2009, 10:41 AM
Suddenly I feel hungry.

You always know exactly what to say.


I love the volcanic jizz fountain. Exactly what does one do with a knitted blue penis? Do I want to know?
Alatheia
02-27-2009, 11:39 AM
Wear it like a scarf :p
alienmastermind
02-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Exactly what does one do with a knitted blue penis? Do I want to know?

How do you think those precious little Sackboys and Sackgirls got to be in Little Big Planet?!
MagGnome
03-05-2009, 06:03 PM
:eek: I have no words
pronounconnoun
03-05-2009, 06:29 PM
This wouldn't be the first time I've seen a large, prosthetic penis draped over a woman's shoulders.
Alatheia
03-05-2009, 07:09 PM
:eek: I have no words

Ha, I made Mags speechless! :cool:

This wouldn't be the first time I've seen a large, prosthetic penis draped over a woman's shoulders.

Yeah right :p
Mr. Murphy
03-05-2009, 07:18 PM
::snif:: I am so proud of you.
MagGnome
03-05-2009, 07:20 PM
Ha, I made Mags speechless! :cool:

It doesn't happen very often. ;)
Alatheia
03-05-2009, 09:10 PM
It doesn't happen very often. ;)

I win the internets :D
pronounconnoun
03-06-2009, 04:09 AM
Yeah right :p

Might I point out that I said prosthetic and not organic. If given the opportunity, I don't think I would want to have it that big, or blue. It sounds like a Twilight Zone episode where a guy makes a deal with the devil to get a giant wang that cant fit in a vagina.

But that's not ironic, it's just coincidental. :)

Edit: Might I suggest a vagina handbag?
MagGnome
03-06-2009, 04:12 AM
I win the internets :D



Congratulations! You've won a free Lemon Party! :D
Alatheia
03-06-2009, 12:41 PM
Congratulations! You've won a free Lemon Party! :D

Ewww Mags :mad:

Unless you mean the Canadian Political Party... that could be fun to have under my control :cool:
MagGnome
03-07-2009, 07:48 AM
No, I meant the one involving two old men. They should be arriving at your house shortly. :p
Alatheia
03-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Ewww Mags, ewww.
MagGnome
03-07-2009, 04:29 PM
Ewww Mags, ewww.

Doth thou protest too much? :p
Alatheia
03-07-2009, 04:33 PM
Doth thou protest too much? :p

Old shriveledness is not something I want to see :p
MagGnome
03-07-2009, 05:13 PM
Old shriveledness is not something I want to see :p

What if it's not shriveled? :eek:
Alatheia
03-07-2009, 05:49 PM
What if it's not shriveled? :eek:

That would be worse :eek:
MagGnome
03-07-2009, 07:31 PM
Is this a good place to plant my crops?


:D
Alatheia
03-08-2009, 12:58 AM
Is this a good place to plant my crops?


:D

No it is not :p
MagGnome
03-08-2009, 08:43 AM
No it is not :p

Oops, too late!
Alatheia
03-08-2009, 03:10 PM
Tsk tsk, bad Mags :p
MagGnome
03-08-2009, 03:19 PM
Tsk tsk, bad Mags :p

One more for the road?
Alatheia
03-08-2009, 04:30 PM
One more for the road?

You be nice or I won't take you to see the waterfall :p
MagGnome
03-08-2009, 04:51 PM
I'll be a good boy!
Alatheia
03-08-2009, 05:09 PM
I'll be a good boy!

That's better :p