7 Insane Comics That Will Never Be Movies

[Jason]

Are these the weirdest comics ever? (http://www.totalfilm.com/features/7-insane-comics-that-will-never-be-movies)

These comics must be further prove that most everybody was high in the 60s.

[Rakael]

That was a fun read. Some of those were totally fucking nuts.

[fitbabits]

Total Film and Empire are the greatest movie magazines out there, bar none.

And that was a fascinating read. Thanks for posting it, Jason.

[Superman's Dead]

Yeah...that was a weird time for comics.

First reaction upon seeing the thread title: THE INVISIBLES.

[axion]

Pretty funny.
Why They’ll Never Make It: As much as we’d love to see Superman being a complete bastard, that’s probably not what Warners have in mind for the franchise.

Who Could Direct It If They Did: McG. With Christian Bale in the lead. What?

[ClannerDelta]

The Punisher and Archie one isn't insane.

It's fucking awesome.

[Jason]

Total Film and Empire are the greatest movie magazines out there, bar none.

And that was a fascinating read. Thanks for posting it, Jason.

You're welcome.

[Gerbs]

That is not the original quote off the cover of Archie Meets the Punisher. I had that comic when I was younger. I'm just saying.

[Tron]

Joel Schumacher already made the pink batman movie

[muddi900]

I was thinking more along the line of The Invisibles/Transmetropolitan. Of course, the Golden/Silver age crap will never be filmed.

[Deadend]

Ha! Page 1 is a story that was in the Black Casebook of Batman.
Related Item: Every Comic Grant Morrison has done, ever.

[Skywalkr]

You could totally film the first chunk of the Invisibles, and demonstrated quite well by The Matrix.

[BlackPete]

Archie meets the Punisher sounds like an awesome premise. I must have that comic!

[Psykoboy2]

Wow, and I can't believe I bitch about some of the plots on Smallville.

[axion]

Smallville FTW! Love that show, this season is really good.

[Superman's Dead]

You could totally film the first chunk of the Invisibles, and demonstrated quite well by The Matrix.

Some of the stuff is creepy rather than out-and-out 'cool'. Morpheus teaching Neo Kung-fu? Cool. Mad Tom taking Jack's eyes and forcing him to see the city through the eyes of a pigeon? Creepy.

[Rock Bandit]

I have that issue of Archie/ Punisher and Gerbs is right, that's the wrong quote for Archie.

http://monitosefervescentes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/archie-punisher-1.jpg

[Xydarc]

I have that issue of Archie/ Punisher and Gerbs is right, that's the wrong quote for Archie.

http://monitosefervescentes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/archie-punisher-1.jpg
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[Telefrog]

www.supermanisadick.com used to have some pretty awesome covers from that period, but the site went down a while ago. This site (http://www.foldedspace.org/weblog/2005/02/superman_is_a_dick.html) has a couple of them mirrored.

http://www.foldedspace.org/comix/images/1027_4_115.jpg

Edit. Found the site here: http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

[pomeroy]

I love that site, Tele. I think the one where Superman has adopted Jimmy Olson and is very upset about his Father's Day gift is my fave.

[Ink Asylum]

So upset that he burns it in front of Jimmy with his heat vision.

[zarathstra]

www.superdickery.com

That is all.

[5y1v4r]

I was thinking more along the line of The Invisibles/Transmetropolitan. Of course, the Golden/Silver age crap will never be filmed.

You have to admit though, a Transmetropolitan movie would be insanely awesome

If done right of course...

[muddi900]

It can never be done right. Just like a watchmen movie,...

hmm!

[mister slim]

Patrick Stewart was trying to do a Transmet movie for a while. It never got off the ground though.