I Have Repented

[Whunpo]

Hello everyone. My name is Whunpo. I was a Pancake lover for about, 2 years. It was sick. I fooled myself into believing that the dry, starchy taste of the pancake was tasty. However, I recently acquired a new toaster. And after toasting and toasting to my hearts content, I ran out of bread. My hunger was great, and I had nothing left to toast. I scrounged for delectables to toast and eat. I opened the freezer, and there lay the box of Indiana Jones edition Eggo Waffles. "No!" I told myself. "I am a true and true pancake man!". But my stomach told me otherwise.
I am a better man today, because I do not believe in the lies that the pancake pagans believe.
Today, I am a Wafflist, and I am proud of it!

[civil]

You will burn, hippie, when the Crepistas long-planned uprising comes. It will be swift. It will be merciless.

A new dawn will rise!

[Lint of Death]

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[Doctor Setebos]

I, too, have shunned the ways of the pancake.

I now eat only French toast.

[Whunpo]

I, too, have shunned the ways of the pancake.

I now eat only French toast.

I love French Toast as well, but it's just too hard to make. I only get it when I'm at a restaurant.

[evilgoodwin]

People, please! Don't you understand that the only way to eat a pancake is with a waffle on top?! Embrace the combination of breakfast treats and repent!

[Disgustipated]

People, please! Don't you understand that the only way to eat a pancake is with a waffle on top?! Embrace the combination of breakfast treats and repent!

I prefer two waffles fingercuffing a pancake, personally.

[VerseD]

But how does bacon fit in to this arrangement?

[Whunpo]

But how does bacon fit in to this arrangement?

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat for breakfast.

[Mashidar]

Am I a sinner to the pancake faction if the 2nd best pancakes that I've ever ate were from McDonalds?

[wyeast]

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat.

I'm sure that's what you meant.

[Whunpo]

I'm sure that's what you meant.

*Restrains himself from making gay joke*

[rein]

I believe that both pancakes and waffles are what is wrong with the world today. Real breakfast consist of bacon, eggs and a thick slice of toast.

[Rogue_hunter]

Am I a sinner to the pancake faction if the 2nd best pancakes that I've ever ate were from McDonalds?

Proof that pancakes are inferior!!!!!!!!!

Whunpo, welcome to the correct side in this war of the breakfast foods. Your scrumptious waffles are over there. Enjoy the butter and syrup traps, and the crispy exterior.

[Xerxes]

I believe that both pancakes and waffles are what is wrong with the world today. Real breakfast consist of bacon, eggs and a thick slice of toast.

Actually eggs and bacon covered in syrup in between two pieces of butter toast. With a side of pulp less OJ.

Oh, I kid you not I eat pancakes and waffles just they same morn, noon or night; But if I'm able to make my breakfast sandwich, it will happen.

[Xerxes]

Am I a sinner to the pancake faction if the 2nd best pancakes that I've ever ate were from McDonalds?

Hot cakes aren't all that bad really. Not Denny's, or this place near me called Cue's, but they'll do.

[The Iron Weasel]

Waffles > Pancakes

That's a fact.

[iHap]

welcome...welcome to the darkside.

[Troggles]

Welcome to the winning side, friend. Even though you were once a heathen, we allow all those who have seen the light.

[LarsenNET]

I, too, have shunned the ways of the pancake.

I now eat only French toast.

Agree 100% :)

[Sazime]

One of us, one of us.

[Jeffool]

You damned Wafflists will be the death of us all! You're going against the gods by going against pancakes! The Pancake Pantheon will reign destruction upon us all for your insolance! You meddle with a balance that you do not understand, and for that, we all will suffer. :(

[Siraris]

Hello everyone. My name is Whunpo. I was a Pancake lover for about, 2 years. It was sick. I fooled myself into believing that the dry, starchy taste of the pancake was tasty. However, I recently acquired a new toaster. And after toasting and toasting to my hearts content, I ran out of bread. My hunger was great, and I had nothing left to toast. I scrounged for delectables to toast and eat. I opened the freezer, and there lay the box of Indiana Jones edition Eggo Waffles. "No!" I told myself. "I am a true and true pancake man!". But my stomach told me otherwise.
I am a better man today, because I do not believe in the lies that the pancake pagans believe.
Today, I am a Wafflist, and I am proud of it!

I'm sorry, but how can you say that pancakes are dry, while waffles are not? That has to bet he most hypocritical statement I've ever heard.

[Aggort]

OK it works like this. It's like Rock paper scissors, except...

Waffle beats Pancake
Pancake beats Doughnut
Doughnut beats Waffle

but Bacon covers everything so none of it matters.

[Whunpo]

I'm sorry, but how can you say that pancakes are dry, while waffles are not? That has to bet he most hypocritical statement I've ever heard.

Have you tasted a pancake? The syrup and stuff doesn't get absorbed like it does in a waffle. In a waffle the syrup and the food become one. In a pancake they do not come together. Both get to my mouth, but they have never been combined.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

But... Pancakes are hilarious!

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You just can't copy that kind of funny!

[PathMaster]

I think I will have waffles for breakfast tomorrow.

[Dorkandproudofit]

SHUN THE HERETIC!!! SHUNN!!!!!!!!!

You shall perish with all the other Wafflist pigs when the Great Syruping comes!

[Wolvie]

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat for breakfast.

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat, period.

[boratika]

Well, I'm just hated by everyone since I'm bisnackual.

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat for breakfast.I see you are not familiar with the descendants of Isaac and Ishmael. Since they make up a fairly large portion of the population, I'm going to say universal is a bit of a stretch. [/smartarse]

[CES]

You will die for your heresy. The Pancakes are not to be crossed, for they are vengeful.

[shunoshi]

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[civil]

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[Sandman]

Welcome brother Whunpo. Tonight we shall feast at our local gathering place.

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[Young Al Capone]

This conversation again? The good doctor said it first and he said it right.

Why eat any inferior breakfast foods when you could be consuming french toast?

Adding pecans to your pancakes is acceptable if you do not have the proper ingredients required to prepare french toast.

[Sandman]

This conversation again? The good doctor said it first and he said it right.

Why eat any inferior breakfast foods when you could be consuming french toast?

Adding pecans to your pancakes is acceptable if you do not have the proper ingredients required to prepare french toast.

French toast is just toast with an ego problem.

[cppcrusader]

Have you tasted a pancake? The syrup and stuff doesn't get absorbed like it does in a waffle. In a waffle the syrup and the food become one. In a pancake they do not come together. Both get to my mouth, but they have never been combined.

That's because you're doing it wrong.

Now burn heretic! We shall cleanse thee with purifying flame!

[Young Al Capone]

French toast is just toast with an ego problem.

The inflated ego comes from being superior to all other forms of toast in addition to reigning superiority over most other breakfast foods.

[Spectre-7]

I, too, have shunned the ways of the pancake.

I now eat only French toast.

Rock on!

I love French Toast as well, but it's just too hard to make. I only get it when I'm at a restaurant.


Really? I think making french toast from scratch is a cinch. On a pure labor basis, I'd rather make french toast than either pancakes or waffles any day of the week.

[TheKeck]

Bacon is universally accepted as the greatest meat for breakfast.
Fiend of the infernal pit! I command you to depart!

[Rock Bandit]

French toast is just toast with an Eggo problem.

Fixed that for you.

[Spectre-7]

I see you are not familiar with the descendants of Isaac and Ishmael. Since they make up a fairly large portion of the population, I'm going to say universal is a bit of a stretch. [/smartarse]

Those poor bastards. Ya know, Jesus really died to allow us to eat pigs. The for our sins stuff is just propaganda.

[roboninja]

I prefer two waffles fingercuffing a pancake, personally.

Waffle-pancake sandvich?

[Ghostbear]

Pancakes are obviously superior, anyone who thinks otherwise is fooling themselves.

[Sazime]

Pancakes are obviously superior, anyone who thinks otherwise is fooling themselves.
I really wish you'd stop mainlining the propaganda of a dead society, sir. :( There are a reason why the pancake creators perished in the fires of the breakfast wars.

[TheKeck]

Sausage is better than all.

[Shadowstorm]

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

Waffles for the win.

[NSFW]

A true blue wafflist thru and thru. Syrup Catches. Superbly engineered breakfast food. I remember THE original thread on this back in the day. My position has not changed and my status as a wafflist has gone unchallenged. The waffle, the pinnacle of breakfast food engineering it is, is the superb breakfast food. It's highly customizable, offers critical redundancies in flavor manipulation and overall just tastes really fucking good!

Where my wafflists at?

[Dorkandproudofit]

I really wish you'd stop mainlining the propaganda of a dead society, sir. :( There are a reason why the pancake creators perished in the fires of the breakfast wars.
We did not perish. Saint Jemima, our saviour, protected us with her Syrupy Coating of Sanctuary. Now, we await the day when WE shall be victorious... :D

[KingGorilla]

Sausage is better than all.

You would prefer the phallic breakfast treats.

All bow to the inherent superiority of bacon.

[Spacetronaut]

Real breakfast consist of bacon, eggs and a thick slice of toast.

True if you replace bacon with sausage, toast with french toast, and eggs with whiskey.

[boratika]

Those poor bastards. Ya know, Jesus really died to allow us to eat pigs. The for our sins stuff is just propaganda.
I'll probably be burned as a heretic for this, but I really never enjoyed bacon, back in my meat eating days. Used to specify it be eschewed when ordering food.
Fixed that for you.
Shouldn't that be an eggo solution? Since there doesn't seem to be much of a problem.
All bow to the inherent superiority of bacon.

Ahhhhh....


No.

[pomeroy]

I believe that both pancakes and waffles are what is wrong with the world today. Real breakfast consist of bacon, eggs and a thick slice of toast.

You forgot the hasbrowns! Crispy, amazing hashbrowns.

[Rock Bandit]

Shouldn't that be an eggo solution? Since there doesn't seem to be much of a problem.


Stop analyzing my puns.

[TheKeck]

You would prefer the phallic breakfast treats.

All bow to the inherent superiority of bacon.
You would prefer the limp flat phallic breakfast treats.

Sausage curb stomps bacon.

[Bingley Joe]

Waffles were invented by Ghandi!

ergxf2I_ilM

In a failed crepe-making experiment :p

[Sazime]

Waffles were invented by Ghandi!

ergxf2I_ilM

In a failed crepe-making experiment :p
Oh man, that's great. :D

[Dorkandproudofit]

Waffles were invented by Ghandi!

ergxf2I_ilM

In a failed crepe-making experiment :p

Everyone knows Ghandi was a CIA agent/freemason plotting to take over the world in a bizzare scheme involving aliens and brainwashing.

By the way, Pancakes were invented by Jesus.

[VerseD]

By the way, Pancakes were invented by Jesus.

But as a Jew, Jesus was incapable of enjoying either bacon or sausage, and therefore could never appreciate the satisfaction of a complete breakfast. Waffles/Pancakes are only one part of that epic dream.

[Lithium Flower]

I've come here to announce that like the OP, I am a recent convert to the waffle faction! The Pancake is dead, Long Live the Waffle!

[ShivaX]

I like that pancakes don't require special machines to make.

Plain waffles tend to lose for me, but if you toss some fruit in there they win over a fruity pancake.

And french toast just dominates the battlefield.

[VerseD]

And french toast just dominates the battlefield.

It's true, french toast reigns supreme. Sprinkle in some vanilla and cinnamon and you have the end all be all of breakfasts.

[Sandman]

Just another example of french toast being nothing more than toast with an ego problem.

[Johan]

Screw the whole "pancakes vs. waffles" war. Give me a plate full of scrambled eggs, hash, bacon, and coffee...followed up with a cigar. Cubano, preferably.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I've come here to announce that like the OP, I am a recent convert to the waffle faction! The Pancake is dead, Long Live the Waffle!

Fool. The pancake will never die!

[Troggles]

So...I am a waffle fan but IHOP has a deal going on now where you get all you can all you can eat pancakes for 5 dollars. This is quite the conundrum.

[Dorkandproudofit]

So...I am a waffle fan but IHOP has a deal going on now where you get all you can all you can eat pancakes for 5 dollars. This is quite the conundrum.

Join us, Troggles. It only takes one bite. :eek:

[pomeroy]

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"You can't be like pancakes... All exciting at first, but by the end you're fucking sick of 'em"

[KingGorilla]

What Pomeroy is saying is that Waffles lead to Heroine and death.

[Rogue_hunter]

So...I am a waffle fan but IHOP has a deal going on now where you get all you can all you can eat pancakes for 5 dollars. This is quite the conundrum.

Last I saw, IHOP also has waffles. And really, IHOP pancakes suck. They're all bland and tasteless. I only ever go to IHOP for the eggs, the country omelet is really good, as is the chorizo and eggs.

[astranoir]

So...I am a waffle fan but IHOP has a deal going on now where you get all you can all you can eat pancakes for 5 dollars. This is quite the conundrum.

I just got back from having this. Mmmmm... so tasty.

[Radioguy9698]

Screw the whole "pancakes vs. waffles" war. Give me a plate full of scrambled eggs, hash, bacon, and coffee...followed up with a cigar. Cubano, preferably.

ditto :D:D

edit:..actually substitute scrambled eggs for huddle house Philly cheesesteak omelette