Talking Fruit or Walking Vegetables?

[Ghost Rider]

The quintessential question of our time. If you had to choose what would you rather be, a fruit that could talk or a vegetable that could walk?

I myself would choose the talking option, after all then I could just ask people to take me from place to place and no one wants to eat a talking fruit right?

Oh and you wouldn't go mouldy or anything ;)

[rein]

I would wish to be a tomato so I could confuse those who would think I was a talking vegetable.

[KingGorilla]

Which one preaches a didactic Christian, anti-evolution, sermon to children?

[Raen]

So a talking fruit for Ghost Rider's reasons.

[Morangie]

Which one preaches a didactic Christian, anti-evolution, sermon to children?

Probably the talking fruit, unless the walking vegetable preaches through the medium of dance.

[Troggles]

I'd prefer to be a farting hunk of meat.

[Typical Michael]

Talking fruit, just to spite vegetarians.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Just remember, a walking vegetable could ride a unicycle.


Case closed.

[Lint of Death]

I'd prefer to be a farting hunk of meat.

Come on, we're trying to be something different.

Also vegetables are dirty.

[KingGorilla]

How about a talking taco that craps ice cream?

[rinichanraar]

Tough decision, but I picked fruit. I'd get a wheelchair.