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Smoof
01-16-2009, 08:50 AM
I had the oddest dream last night. Beware, it get's a little NSFW

I'm sitting, reading the forum this morning (It's about 8:45, I'm waiting until 9 to go move my car since I couldn't find parking on my street last night, fucking clubbers) and all of a sudden, this dream I had came back to me. I don't remember the exact details, but I think the dream involved me reading this forum and then going "into" the subject that was being discussed. The subject at hand? Jessica Alba and whale semen.
It was quite brief, but we have Jessica Alba (this after the forum has morphed and I've gone into the discussion) sitting on the beach in a red bikini and all of a sudden, she dives into the ocean. She swims and comes upon a large Blue Whale and positions herself so her head is towards the whales tail. After a few seconds, flowers and colorful shapes start coming out of the whale and Jessica Alba begins eating them and having them cover her. Moments later, the colorful flowers and shapes turn into metric fucktons of whale semen, whereby Jessica Alba turns herself towards the whale's mouth and then spits the semen into such. Things begin to fade to black and I have Jessica Alba sitting in a big theater (with red seats), her eyes closed and her face covered in semen.

It was exceedingly strange and maybe a little disturbing...but I had to mention it.

Thanasimos
01-16-2009, 08:53 AM
You, my good friend, would like to bone Jessica Alba, no?

Voodoo
01-16-2009, 08:54 AM
I like your dream. It is very entertaining.

ClannerDelta
01-16-2009, 08:55 AM
You, my good friend, would like to bone Jessica Alba, no?

I'm fairly certain he wants to jerk a whale off while dressed like Jessica Alba.

Rock Bandit
01-16-2009, 08:57 AM
As Freud would say, sometimes a face-full of whale semen is just a face-full of whale semen.

Sl1pstream
01-16-2009, 08:59 AM
What dream? That thread was deleted about an hour ago.

roboninja
01-16-2009, 09:08 AM
Blue whale snowball?

Johan
01-16-2009, 09:19 AM
Your dream is NSFW in text? Are you SC state senator Ford from Charleston? :confused:

Smoof
01-16-2009, 09:20 AM
Your dream is NSFW in text? Are you state senator Ford from Charleston? :confused:

Just taking proper precautions.

Thanasimos
01-16-2009, 09:23 AM
Your dream is NSFW in text? Are you SC state senator Ford from Charleston? :confused:

Autoburn. It's like autofellatio, without the broken necks! ;)

Gormanimal
01-16-2009, 10:06 AM
As Freud would say, sometimes a face-full of whale semen is just a face-full of whale semen.
This comment really made me laugh.

civil
01-16-2009, 11:20 AM
That is the gayest dream I have ever heard of.

So gay it's its own brand of Super Gay.

You're gay!

Shrinn
01-16-2009, 11:23 AM
The subject at hand? Jessica Alba and whale semen.

Number of times Smoof has made me spit take: 1.

Bone
01-16-2009, 11:57 AM
This comment really made me laugh.
Me too, and I think Freud would have been proud.

Dorkandproudofit
01-16-2009, 05:31 PM
I'm sorry I missed that discussion. I would have liked to have read it.

Also, I want some of Smoof's dreams.

Vandabo
01-17-2009, 02:05 AM
Just as I thought, this thread is the only hit on google for the phrase "metric fucktons of whale semen".

Squidbot
01-17-2009, 04:41 AM
When can we expect the movie adaptation?

Chris_D
01-17-2009, 05:37 AM
A friend of mine ate whale semen. He said it wasn't so good.

Rock Bandit
01-17-2009, 06:03 AM
A friend of mine ate whale semen. He said it wasn't so good.

Whale never called him back?

Shrinn
01-17-2009, 06:24 AM
A friend of mine ate whale semen. He said it wasn't so good.

Great, now I'm convinced there are underwater whale semen farms to supply strange islanders with their whale semen.

Chris_D
01-17-2009, 06:47 AM
Sorry to ruin anyones fantasy but I'm pretty sure the semen is just harvested off a dead carcass. Nothing particularly stimulating. :p

Smoof
01-17-2009, 09:40 PM
Glad my dream was such a hit. I thought it was...interesting...

muddi900
01-18-2009, 01:26 PM
This just made my day. Funniest reaction to celebrity beastiality related dream ever!