Smoof
01-16-2009, 08:50 AM
I had the oddest dream last night. Beware, it get's a little NSFW
I'm sitting, reading the forum this morning (It's about 8:45, I'm waiting until 9 to go move my car since I couldn't find parking on my street last night, fucking clubbers) and all of a sudden, this dream I had came back to me. I don't remember the exact details, but I think the dream involved me reading this forum and then going "into" the subject that was being discussed. The subject at hand? Jessica Alba and whale semen.
It was quite brief, but we have Jessica Alba (this after the forum has morphed and I've gone into the discussion) sitting on the beach in a red bikini and all of a sudden, she dives into the ocean. She swims and comes upon a large Blue Whale and positions herself so her head is towards the whales tail. After a few seconds, flowers and colorful shapes start coming out of the whale and Jessica Alba begins eating them and having them cover her. Moments later, the colorful flowers and shapes turn into metric fucktons of whale semen, whereby Jessica Alba turns herself towards the whale's mouth and then spits the semen into such. Things begin to fade to black and I have Jessica Alba sitting in a big theater (with red seats), her eyes closed and her face covered in semen.
It was exceedingly strange and maybe a little disturbing...but I had to mention it.
I'm sitting, reading the forum this morning (It's about 8:45, I'm waiting until 9 to go move my car since I couldn't find parking on my street last night, fucking clubbers) and all of a sudden, this dream I had came back to me. I don't remember the exact details, but I think the dream involved me reading this forum and then going "into" the subject that was being discussed. The subject at hand? Jessica Alba and whale semen.
It was quite brief, but we have Jessica Alba (this after the forum has morphed and I've gone into the discussion) sitting on the beach in a red bikini and all of a sudden, she dives into the ocean. She swims and comes upon a large Blue Whale and positions herself so her head is towards the whales tail. After a few seconds, flowers and colorful shapes start coming out of the whale and Jessica Alba begins eating them and having them cover her. Moments later, the colorful flowers and shapes turn into metric fucktons of whale semen, whereby Jessica Alba turns herself towards the whale's mouth and then spits the semen into such. Things begin to fade to black and I have Jessica Alba sitting in a big theater (with red seats), her eyes closed and her face covered in semen.
It was exceedingly strange and maybe a little disturbing...but I had to mention it.