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Spigot
10-03-2008, 03:36 PM
From Freakangels.com (http://www.freakangels.com/?p=59)
Here lies the body of Paul Duffield, who must be dead by now because he emailed the office to tell them he was almost dead from some disgusting disease and couldn’t finish off this week’s episode, and was in fact so sick that he couldn’t specify the illness, which leads me to speculate that he’s got Lyme disease in his knob from attempting to sexually assault bitey insects over the summer while yelling “yeah, let’s see how You like it, you needle-nosed skin-raping bastard, you with your crap wings and your rubbish little buzz buzz buzz, who’s laughing now you flying whore,” but of course the insect is now laughing because Paul is dead from some galloping cryptozoological cockrot and the lesson is that you should always wear protection when trying to shag a cloud of mosquitos and also probably carry a letter from your doctor saying that you have a profound case of brain mange and cannot possibly be held responsible for your actions and also that you’re a comics artist and therefore really can’t be expected to know any better.

See you next week.

– Warren Ellis

I love Ellis so much...

Heretic Machine
10-03-2008, 03:54 PM
That was awesome :p I wish Scott from VGCats worked for Ellis.

anakin876
10-03-2008, 04:34 PM
That was awesome :p I wish Scott from VGCats worked for Ellis.

We still wouldn't get regular comics - and then you might get a VGcats take on that letter which would be disturbingly awesome.

KingGorilla
10-03-2008, 06:11 PM
He is just a dick to everyone though.

Generation ABXY
10-04-2008, 01:02 AM
How bad is he going to feel if that guy really does die, though?



...make it happen, Gods!

BLeeP
10-04-2008, 01:24 AM
That's pretty funny.

Also, thanks for posting that as I just pre-ordered the hardcover dual signed version of the book. I love Warren Ellis, he's probably my favorite big name writer in the comic book business. It also helps that he wrote the script for the Castlevania animated film that is looking to be amazing.

Xerxes
10-04-2008, 01:26 AM
Reply.
"Hey, Warren. I have cancer. Thanks man. Real class act."

Better yet, why don't Ellis sit his ass down and do more Fell.

muddi900
10-04-2008, 02:34 AM
Better yet, why don't Ellis sit his ass down and do more Fell.

Because Fell has become too awesome, even for Warren Ellis. At least that's what I tell myself, eases the pain.

Xerxes
10-04-2008, 03:03 AM
Because Fell has become too awesome, even for Warren Ellis. At least that's what I tell myself, eases the pain.

Did you know Fell #9 came out in January.

That Darn Kat
10-04-2008, 12:12 PM
That's pretty funny.

Also, thanks for posting that as I just pre-ordered the hardcover dual signed version of the book. I love Warren Ellis, he's probably my favorite big name writer in the comic book business. It also helps that he wrote the script for the Castlevania animated film that is looking to be amazing.

Um, I hope you're not posting my birthday presents right here where I can see them. >.>

BLeeP
10-05-2008, 02:30 AM
Um, I hope you're not posting my birthday presents right here where I can see them. >.>

I'm not that dumb, silly 8-P.

Damn.