It's not a hammer this time...

[Alatheia]

So, it's taken me awhile, but I've got the head down for a real penis scarf. This one isn't Backseat Killer's (her's will be much better) this is the prototype. Slightly worried about how the balls will end up working, but I'll get them!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3313/3187561184_a2e16032a0.jpg

How's it look? :cool:

[Spacetronaut]

I read that about 5 times before I realized that I wasn't misreading it.

[Alatheia]

It says that :p

[Jeffool]

Wait, I just, wait, what?

[Alatheia]

it seems that a hammer that slightly resembles a penis is easier to talk about than a knitted penis... :confused:

[KidCactus]

I didn't get the design of it at first, I thought it was a scarf for the penis.

[Jeffool]

I didn't get the design of it at first, I thought it was a scarf for the penis.OH! It's NOT! NOW I get it! Wow... I can't believe I didn't see it before... Er, now that I 'get' it, good job! :D

I was thinking "my penis isn't shaped like that... And my sack isn't that large... Wow."

[Alatheia]

Gah, I swear guys are dense :p

That's a head with an explosion ffs :cool:

[KidCactus]

That's a head with an explosion ffs :cool:

Yes I see that now, but at first I thought the white part was supposed to resemble a hand, that would wrap around it. :D

[Alatheia]

Why would anyone make a scarf for a penis? There are already penis cozies....

Click me! (http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/peniscozy.htm)

[KidCactus]

Why would anyone make a penis scarf? There are already penis scarfs....

Click me! (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=cat1_gallery_20&listing_id=19545132)

;)

Edit: This one wasn't half bad either:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/xkooritamashiix/IMG_4981.jpg

[Alatheia]

Yeah, I found that when I was looking for patterns.

That one is crochet though, and mine'll be better :p

[Karmakin]

Wow...I mean...just wow....

I'm in a bit of shock, to be honest.

[Purple Santa]

This is going to be the first thread ADD comes to read. And then will search for the pattern...

Great penis scarf...

[Alatheia]

No one has actually posted a pattern for them. Just the penis cozies, lol.

[ClannerDelta]

Thank you for that most epic of laughs. I clicked this thread and had no clue what it was about. "It's not a hammer this time..." turning into a penis scarf. Completely amazing. The responses only add to it.

I think it's awesome. Definitely post the finished product.

[Deadend]

What is shown so far.. it looks a bit like a sperm whale coming out of the ocean.

[Alatheia]

I made a swatch of the balls.

A swatch is a test knit. The real version will look better because I'll put the decreases in a better order and such. The hole is so that the tip of the scarf can go through it so wearing it will still have it be obvious that it is a giant penis.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/3201245054_5712901639.jpg

[ClannerDelta]

The hole is so that the tip of the scarf can go through it so wearing it will still have it be obvious that it is a giant penis.

That's pretty awesome planning. I would love to see all the double takes.

[Alatheia]

I'm making this thing so outrageous... I don't think I'd wear it, glad the girls I'm making them for are bolder than I!

[Backseat Killer]

That looks so awesome!! I can't wait to be warmed by a penis other than Bone's! Never thought I'd say that...

[Alatheia]

Yours is coming, as soon as I get this test one finished :D

[ADDGirl]

This is going to be the first thread ADD comes to read. And then will search for the pattern...

Great penis scarf...
I don't knit well enough to make a fancy penis scarf. I will not be looking for a pattern, now if it was a penis hat you would have to worry.

[Alatheia]

The beauty of this scarf... it's such simple knitting. You could make it~!

But, since my pattern is just a chart... you could crochet it too ;)

[mister slim]

To paraphrase The Hammer: "The scarf is my penis."

[Alatheia]

To paraphrase The Hammer: "The scarf is my penis."

You wish :p

Gimme a hug! :cool:

[mister slim]

*hugs Alatheia*



Yeah, the scarf is making me feel a little inadequate.

[roboninja]

Gah, I swear guys are dense :p

That's a head with an explosion ffs :cool:

Okay, now it makes sense. Well, more sense than it did at first, at least ;)

I may need a vagina muffler.

[Bone]

My God, it's full of win.

[Alatheia]

My God, it's full of win.

The one for your wife will be better than this one, it's got some goofy looking spots.

[Alatheia]

Okay, now it makes sense. Well, more sense than it did at first, at least ;)

I may need a vagina muffler.

I'll teach you to knit so you can make a vulva...

(It's definitely a NSFW knitted item)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2980201233_7a04669cc6.jpg

[NoName]

Wow, it took me staring at that picture for a minute until I 'got it'. I'm slow today.

That'll look awesome when finished :D.

[Deadend]

Wow, it took me staring at that picture for a minute until I 'got it'. I'm slow today.

That'll look awesome when finished :D.

Wow.. you need to look at some better cosplay if you couldn't figure it.

[civil]

That looks so awesome!! I can't wait to be warmed by a penis other than Bone's! Never thought I'd say that...
Yeah, it shocked me saying that to-

Oops. Never mind...

[alienmastermind]

I don't know if I need balls and shaft around my neck. It's just too...anime? But, as someone who creates artistic endeavors, and knows how the tastes of people in America run....WOW. This is going to sell like hotcakes! Hotcakes shaped like wangs.

Edit: In addition, I think it's very skillfully crafted as well. :)

AM

[Bone]

Yeah, it shocked me saying that to-

Oops. Never mind...Let's just say there's plenty of warmth to go around (heh, the iPhone suggested there was plenty of warmth to 'gonad').

[Johan]

This thread definitely wins the "THAT'S not what I was expecting" award for the week! :)

Keep up (har har) the good work!

[Spockrocket]

Wow, just...... wow.

Nice craftsmanship there, but that was definitely unexpected lol

[Alatheia]

I don't understand how this is unexpected. It was caused by a bunch of you making fun of my hammer... :confused:

[Alatheia]

I have completed a very beautiful knitted blue ball, picture of it after I go pass out and get up :cool:

[Alatheia]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3261798768_1759d6cf99.jpg

Sorry it's late, the Cornhuskers kidnapped me as soon as I woke up and we didn't get back until late. I also managed to knit the second one while we were in the car :D

[Alatheia]

After attaching them and making them look nice...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3351/3262065994_55ae7a4d30.jpg

[Alatheia]

So, decided to redo the head so it looks better. Only have the start of it done so far.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3630/3300281876_f3471e1d70.jpg

Also, this thing is really damn long so far.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3548/3299451715_269db03638_b.jpg

Remember, the hole is a feature so it will look funnier when worn.

[Deadend]

NOW it looks almost exactly like a giant blue penis.

Yay!

[Alatheia]

Will do some head shaping to make it curvy on the top, then affix an explosion :cool: