I Insults You! - Where being polite is optional

[OldeWolf]

The rules for this activity is simple: insult the one above you.


Naturally, follow CoG civility rules (I still haven't figured that out yet :p)

The more outrageous the insults, the better. :D

Keep in mind, it's all in jest and fun (and free anger management class http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif) http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_thumleft.gif

Ready? Go!
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Moronic Pixel title, yo mama so Microsoft'ed, she bleeds blue screen errors

[DarkDay]

This is a stupid thread.

[Thanasimos]

This is a stupid thread.

DarkDay sounds vaguely emo. Therefore, my dick is bigger than yours.
This is confirmed, because when I fucked yer mother, she said, "Your dick is bigger than my son's"
Incidentally, I stopped fucking your mom right then, because I know that if I fuck something you've fucked, I'll get a venereal disease.

[Raen]

Thanasimos I heard you drive a specially built, 30-foot long Rolls Royce :P

[diablopath]

You're a stupid thread.

You're European.

[Spacetronaut]

Diablopath has sex with trees.

[Purple Santa]

Everyone is a weiner :)

[rinichanraar]

Everyone is a weiner :)

Purple's for girls.

[Raen]

Purple's for girls.

I can't do it. Rini is too awesome.

[OldeWolf]

Raen stuttered

[Whunpo]

Oldewolf is a robocunt.
And he spells his name all stupid.

[Raen]

Whunpo's name is weird.

[DarkDay]

Oldewolf is a robocunt.
And he spells his name all stupid.

God I wanted to insult you as I have to but looks like your doing a find job yourself just posting. Robocunt huh?... *shakeshead*

[Thanasimos]

God I wanted to insult you as I have to but looks like your doing a find job yourself just posting. Robocunt huh?... *shakeshead*

Hey, guys, it's a robocunt V2.0! Doesn't even know what a robocunt is!
Sorry to do you twice in a row... couldn't help it.

[Wedge]

Your mom drives a skateboard.

[DarkDay]

Hey, guys, it's a robocunt V2.0! Doesn't even know what a robocunt is!
Sorry to do you twice in a row... couldn't help it.


Hey Guys, its Thanasimos! Robocunt Authority and just geeky enough to accutally use robocunt v2.0 as an insult!

[diablopath]

Your mom drives a skateboard.

Your mom drives a stick.

[Blue]

Hey, guys, it's a robocunt V2.0! Doesn't even know what a robocunt is!
Sorry to do you twice in a row... couldn't help it.

Does your babysitter know you're using the computer? Have her get you some juice and get you in your jammies for bed.

EDIT: freaking DarkDay. I had Thanasimos! More like DarkGay.

[DarkDay]

Your mom drove my stick.

[OldeWolf]

Your mom drove my stick.

No wonder it ended up a dark day

[Purple Santa]

Your mom is addicted to my stick

[KamaItachi]

Your mom drove my stick.

Darkday once punched a puppy in the face and broke every bone in his hand. The puppy was fine.

[OldeWolf]

Darkday once punched a puppy in the face and broke every bone in his hand. The puppy was fine.

Lol

(I cant even pronounce his name. Karma-itchy...)

[DarkDay]

Well, you were there, you should know. Sorry she laughed so hard when took off your pants, diablopath's mom likes 3 inches and up

[DarkDay]

Darkday once punched a puppy in the face and broke every bone in his hand. The puppy was fine.


lolol...i am laughing so fucking hard right now. I give.

[Disgustipated]

More like DarkGay, amirite?

[diablopath]

Well, you were there, you should know. Sorry she laughed so hard when took off your pants, diablopath's mom likes 3 inches and up

This explains why you dissatisfied her.

[Molotov Cupcake]

Your mom is a classy lady!

[Blue]

EDIT: freaking DarkDay. I had Thanasimos! More like DarkGay.

More like DarkGay, amirite?

Disgustipated can't read. Or at the very least he reads at a 9rd grade reading level.

[Disgustipated]

Disgustipated can't read. Or at the very least he reads at a 9rd grade reading level.

I only read like 50% of any thread like this, forgive me.

More like Black&Blue, amirite?

[Kojak]

Disgustipated tries to act like a dick and a swinger but secretly he is dating a blind woman who he remains very loyal to and treats her nicely and never EVER embarks in casual sex or anything other than missionary position,

[Blue]

More like Black&Blue, amirite?

Unfortunately. Need to up my iron intake.

[OldeWolf]

I better be nice to Blu-oh wait, he lives in Ohio. Never mind.

[Hellbug]

I better be nice to Blu-oh wait, he lives in Ohio. Never mind.

Your ass has more hair removed weekly than Hitler ever had on the top of his head in his life.

[Thanasimos]

Your ass has more hair removed weekly than Hitler ever had on the top of his head in his life.

You're one to talk about hair. Even Hitler had peach fuzz -- where does that leave you?

[Disgustipated]

Disgustipated tries to act like a dick and a swinger but secretly he is dating a blind woman who he remains very loyal to and treats her nicely and never EVER embarks in casual sex or anything other than missionary position,

That would be so awesome. "Fuck me Helen Keller, fuck me until you can see the light!"

Kojak is one of those dudes who goes to Aussie beaches and tries to fuck the dolphins. "Look, it's trying to mate with me... *rolls over like a log in the water*"

[Hellbug]

That would be so awesome. "Fuck me Helen Keller, fuck me until you can see the light!"

Kojak is one of those dudes who goes to Aussie beaches and tries to fuck the dolphins. "Look, it's trying to mate with me... *rolls over like a log in the water*"

Everything you do fails, and you will amount to jack shit in this tiny portion of the world that you call your life. Your parents would have been better off just shoving your little head down the blender the moment you popped out of your mom's cooch, in the middle of the kitchen.

Also, your fortune cookie reads, "You may find success giving blow jobs to donkeys south of the border. Lucky numbers are: NONE. FUCK YOU."

[Disgustipated]

Everything you do fails, and you will amount to jack shit in this tiny portion of the world that you call your life. Your parents would have been better off just shoving your little head down the blender the moment you popped out of your mom's cooch, in the middle of the kitchen.

Also, your fortune cookie reads, "You may find success giving blow jobs to donkeys south of the border. Lucky numbers are: NONE. FUCK YOU."

Whatever, emo boy. Once your well-fucked ass gets out of the Army, you're going to be like every other Army drop-out that sucks wrinkled cock behind Denny's to pay the rent on their 200 sq foot in-law housing that they rent behind some crazy cat lady's house. And you won't mind when the cats shit in your bed, because it'll fit your lifestyle so well.

Also, your younger brother will be more successful than you and not have to go to the gay/HIV side.

[Vermillion]

Disgustipated, Texas called, they said you still suck.

[Disgustipated]

Disgustipated, Texas called, they said you still suck.

Your mother's vagina fits my penis like a glove.

[Vermillion]

Your ass fits Hellbug like a hat.

[Disgustipated]

Your ass fits Hellbug like a hat.

Your mouth fits your dog like a sock.

[Vermillion]

Your mouth fits your dog like a sock.

The special olypmics called, they said thanks for the interest but they do have standards.

[Disgustipated]

The special olypmics called, they said thanks for the interest but they do have standards.

Your sister called, she said it's a boy!

[Vermillion]

Your sister called, she said it's a boy!

Rin called, she said you can stop fapping to her facebook page. Oh, and she is a man.

[OldeWolf]

Disgustipated and Vermillion, back and forth, back and forth like a ping pong during a Special Special Olympics for rejected special Olympics applicants.

[Disgustipated]

Rin called, she said you can stop fapping to her facebook page. Oh, and she is a man.

Your mother called me back, she said you were indeed adopted and that she loves me more.

[Vermillion]

Your mother called me back, she said you were indeed adopted and that she loves me more.

I wish I had a pop up book to illustrate the rules of this game, because your fascination with being related to me resulted in you skipping the guy above you. You fail good sir. Pack your bags and go back under the bridge you were aborted from.

[Thanasimos]

I wish I had a pop up book to illustrate the rules of this game, because your fascination with being related to me resulted in you skipping the guy above you. You fail good sir. Pack your bags and go back under the bridge you were aborted from.

Hey, why don't you pull the stick out of your ass? Oh, right, because your dad refuses to let go.

[Vermillion]

Hey, why don't you pull my tounge out of your ass? Oh, right, because I refuse to let go.

There, I fixed that for you.

[Hellbug]

There, I fixed that for you.

While Thanasimos, your father and yourself have plenty of spare time to tongue each others assholes, some of us have much more important things to do.

[Tron]

There, I fixed that for you.

Someone should have fixed your mom

[H.Bogard]

While Thanasimos, your father and yourself have plenty of spare time to tongue each others assholes, some of us have much more important things to do.

Such as tonguing your own asshole.

[Disgustipated]

Such as tonguing your own asshole.

And your dog's. But I think you already did that today, so maybe he'll just tongue yours.

[H.Bogard]

And your dog's. But I think you already did that today, so maybe he'll just tongue yours.

I can't get an erection lest I urinate on your mom while my dog licks her carpet. In fact, that's how you were conceived: 25% dog saliva, 75% urine.

[OldeWolf]

You guys, keep it clean. Don't want this to become a sex craze insult shop, y'all sex hippie addicts. :p

[tombofsoldier]

You guys, keep it clean. Don't want this to become a sex craze insult shop, y'all sex hippie addicts. :p

Your not deaf, you can hear the sound of babies crying can't you?

[Tron]

And your dog's. But I think you already did that today, so maybe he'll just tongue yours.

You noticed the saliva when you inserted your penis

[Thanasimos]

Your not deaf, you can hear the sound of babies crying can't you?

The only screams he hears are the screams of virgins when they see your ugly mug. That's how loud they are.

[OldeWolf]

Your not deaf, you can hear the sound of babies crying can't you?

I just have "Selective" hearing when I am around you. :)

[Hellbug]

I just have "Selective" hearing when I am around you. :)

Oh really? You sure that wasn't Disgustipated's dick going in one of your ears and out the other?

[Thanasimos]

Oh really? You sure that wasn't Disgustipated's dick going in one of your ears and out the other?

Aye. Disgustipated has an alibi. I hear he digs you like priests dig schoolboys. And I hear you dig his digging.

[diablopath]

At least neither one of them admits shooting blanks through thinly veiled jokes in Movie/Sex related threads.

[Disgustipated]

At least neither one of them admits shooting blanks through thinly veiled jokes in Movie/Sex related threads.

And at least none of us are premature ejaculators or have premature male pattern baldness like diablopath here!

[Dorkandproudofit]

Disgustipated: not so much brains as earwax.

Disgustipated never hit anyone else's head but his own, and that was against a post when he was drunk.

Disgustipated is an "honorable" man.

[Stmfuller]

Disgustipated: not so much brains as earwax.

Disgustipated never hit anyone else's head but his own, and that was against a post when he was drunk.

Disgustipated is an "honorable" man.

that dress makes you look fat...oh wait I should probably apologize to the dress.

[Dorkandproudofit]

that dress makes you look fat...oh wait I should probably apologize to the dress.

Yo mama so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon... THAT'S YO MAMA!"

[squirrelTactics]

Yo mama so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon... THAT'S YO MAMA!"

Your jokes are so unoriginal, you have to steal them from Robot Chicken!

[Disgustipated]

Your jokes are so unoriginal, you have to steal them from Robot Chicken!

Ouch. That is actually pretty insulting. Fail, dork, fail.

Also, are you called Squirreltactics due to your penis size and the way it impacts your sexual techniques?

[squirrelTactics]

Its because of the way I store my nuts.


... in your mothers mouth!

[diablopath]

Its because of the way I store my nuts.


... in your mothers mouth!

Not really saying much for a woman with lower standards than a drunken baby Helen Keller.

[Camel]

diablopath fights like a dairy farmer.

[diablopath]

diablopath fights like a dairy farmer.

Camel never quite realized that people constantly mock him behind his back.
His mother just had him for the lulz.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Camel never quite realized that people constantly mock him behind his back.
His mother just had him for the lulz.

Diablopath is a leather-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

[rinichanraar]

More like Cockandproudofit. :p

[Felonous]

More like Cockandproudofit. :p

Says someone so stupid that if we converted ya brains to gasoline that it still wouldn't power a flea's motorcycle around the inside of a bottlecap.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Rini is proudly displaying the prize she won at the fair: "Person who has sucked the most dicks in a port-o-john". She has both the "at once" and "lifetime" awards.

edit: And three of those dicks belong to Felonous's mom for beating me.

[rinichanraar]

Rini is proudly displaying the prize she won at the fair: "Person who has sucked the most dicks in a port-o-john". She has both the "at once" and "lifetime" awards.

edit: And three of those dicks belong to Felonous's mom for beating me.

TFO, I saw your mom last night. Nice of you to name your username after her.

[Thanasimos]

TFO, I saw your mom last night. Nice of you to name your username after her.

Rini, I saw you last night. You almost made some money, but I can afford to choose.
I'm willing to insult my own self to go that low.

[TheFlyingOrc]

TFO, I saw your mom last night. Nice of you to name your username after her.

Awful big talk for someone with 19 dicks in her mouth.

[Food Nipple]

Awful big talk for someone with 19 dicks in her mouth.

FlyingOrc can't ever shit out his half assed insults in a timely manner, and someone else always gets one in first. Maybe it's time mommy taught you to type, hunt and peck isn't working so well for you here.

[Disgustipated]

Awful big talk for someone with 19 dicks in her mouth.

Which raises the question of how you're still speaking with 20 in yours.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Which raises the question of how you're still speaking with 20 in yours.

Yeah, but one of them is Rini's, and yours is so small I can barely feel it.

Also, it's crowded in this porto-potty.

[Straximus]

Also, it's crowded in this porto-potty.

You should get out of the house more often.

[OldeWolf]

You should get out of the house more often.

Location: Montgomery, Alabama - USA

You should tell your mothersisteraunt to at least breed out of state to expand the gene pool a little bit. ;)

On second thought, please don't.

[rinichanraar]

OldeWolf is obsessed with boobies. He especially wants TFO's mom's. But who can blame him? He just wants to test them out since everyone else on CoG has already had his or her turn with them. ;)

[H.Bogard]

OldeWolf is obsessed with boobies. He especially wants TFO's mom's. But who can blame him? He just wants to test them out since everyone else on CoG has already had his or her turn with them. ;)

Mentioning boobs in insult posts won't make up for the shortcomings of your own.

[Disgustipated]

Mentioning boobs in insult posts won't make up for the shortcomings of your own.

It must perturb you that rini's nipples are bigger than your cock, eh?

[Tron]

It must perturb you that rini's nipples are bigger than your cock, eh?

I take it your tongue doubles as a measuring device?

[rinichanraar]

Mentioning boobs in insult posts won't make up for the shortcomings of your own.

Shortcomings? You mean like the way you have problems coming because your dick's too short?

Sorry, I know I broke the rule. I just really wanted to attempt the "shortcoming" joke.

[Hellbug]

Shit. I lose.

Someone insult me NOW.

[Raen]

Shit. I lose.

Someone insult me NOW.

Goddamned emo kid.

[OldeWolf]

Goddamned emo kid.

Bloody ugly penny arcade fanboi

[H.Bogard]

Odewolf's favourite dish is ball-hair soup. Preferably acquired from mountain goats of dying age.

And since this wasn't responded to (You left me unavenged, bretheren?!) :
Shortcomings? You mean like the way you have problems coming because your dick's too short?

Sorry, I know I broke the rule. I just really wanted to attempt the "shortcoming" joke.

The problems not so much my dick as it is your FACE!

Give me credit, the shortcoming one's easy to use on us poor men in comparison.

[Thanasimos]

Odewolf's favourite dish is ball-hair soup. Preferably acquired from mountain goats of dying age.

And since this wasn't responded to (You left me unavenged, bretheren?!) :


The problems not so much my dick as it is your FACE!

Give me credit, the shortcoming one's easy to use on us poor men in comparison.

Yeah, you're so used to fucking your mother that it just throws you when it ain't her, right? I hear you used to print paper bags with your ma's face on 'em.

[Tron]

I hear you used to print paper bags with your ma's face on 'em.

Sort of like the ones you have of your grandpa

[Hellbug]

Yeah, you're so used to fucking your mother that it just throws you when it ain't her, right? I hear you used to print paper bags with your ma's face on 'em.

I was out running earlier and I saw a penis mounted on a tiny helicopter flying around a street light. I saw the branded swastika on the left nut and had to wonder: Is that Tron, or at least part of him?

[Thanasimos]

I was out running earlier and I saw a penis mounted on a tiny helicopter flying around a street light. I saw the branded swastika on the left nut and had to wonder: Is that Tron, or at least part of him?

This dumbass can't even quote the right post. What a fuckup. Haha, I bet your mom tried to abort you, but she's a fuckup too.

[Nuggsy]

Thanasimos bangs fat chicks.

[OldeWolf]

Thanasimos bangs fat chicks.

Instead of real man balls, he grew up with nuggsy instead.

[Nuggsy]

Oldewolf would be funny if he didn't bang a 13 year old. . .

. . .boy. ;)

[Hellbug]

Named Nuggsy.

[H.Bogard]

You were sandviched between them.

[Hellbug]

You were sandviched between them.

You only know that because you were videotaping the whole endeavor. That's right, H.Bogard likes fapping to videos of old men and young boys.

[resikel]

Hellbug mom is so stupid, she tried to counterfeit food stamps.

[Hellbug]

Hellbug mom is so stupid, she tried to counterfeit food stamps.

At least my mom doesn't eat her children. There were 14 before you came along, then the cops told her to stop.

[Thanasimos]

At least my mom doesn't eat her children. There were 14 before you came along, then the cops told her to stop.

Yeah, well the only reason your mom didn't eat you is, you were already so fucking fat when you popped out that she didn't think she could finish you in one pass (and didn't want to leave evidence).

[resikel]

I fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you. That's why you have that dent on your forehead.

[Stmfuller]

I fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you. That's why you have that dent on your forehead.

you know what's hilarious about this post, the fact that reikel doesn't in fact have a penis.
and is a girl.
and it was Thanasimos' mom fucking resikel. With a baseball bat not requiring lube, as resikel is such a whore that the though of baseball bat insertion makes resikel wet.

plus I think resikel's a nazi.

[Rakael]

I fucked your mom while she was pregnant with you. That's why you have that dent on your forehead.

Hugs are drugs? Pussy.

[Stmfuller]

Hugs are drugs? Pussy.

doesn't know that the picture in their avatar is in fact a transvestite and just thinks she's a "cute" older woman.

[Rakael]

doesn't know that the picture in their avatar is in fact a transvestite and just thinks she's a "cute" older woman.

He looks better than that trash you call a girlfriend.

[Stmfuller]

He looks better than that trash you call a girlfriend.

fyi, when you get a prostate exam the doctor doesn't take his pants down too.

[resikel]

fyi, when you get a prostate exam the doctor doesn't take his pants down too.

FYI. You don't have to suck every guy's dick in jail...just the big badass ones.

[Thanasimos]

FYI. You don't have to suck every guy's dick in jail...just the big badass ones.

Didn't stop you, did it?

[Stmfuller]

Didn't stop you, did it?
someone has to pick up the slack for you.

[MagGnome]

Yet another fucking douchebag who pretends to be interested just to get attention, then runs to the next fag once you show mutual interest.

[Stmfuller]

Yet another fucking douchebag who pretends to be interested just to get attention, then runs to the next fag once you show mutual interest.
Women find gay men attractive and gay men are too flamboyant to be serious lovers. That's why you're not happy.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

someone has to pick up the slack for you.

You are in fact not the king of Thursday.

Under the rules of the hood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Rogers_Neighborhood) King Friday, (As seen below) is also the ruler of Thursdays.


http://www.fci.org/images/temp/66210355c44aa7bff8f4105be7df9fa8.jpg

You sir, have been dethroned.

[Stmfuller]

You are in fact not the king of Thursday.

Under the rules of the hood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Rogers_Neighborhood) King Friday, (As seen below) is also the ruler of Thursdays.


http://www.fci.org/images/temp/66210355c44aa7bff8f4105be7df9fa8.jpg

You sir, have been dethroned.
dinosaurs aren't scary.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Your immediate family was just eaten by Raptors.

Game over.

[JayK47]

Are Dinosaurs not extinct? WTF?

[diablopath]

Are Dinosaurs not extinct? WTF?

Every person you have ever been with has cheated on you with Gary Oak.

[MagGnome]

Women find gay men attractive and gay men are too flamboyant to be serious lovers. That's why you're not happy.


Women are attracted to gay men more than they are to straight men. Women throw themselves at me, even those who are with other men.

Straight men just can't measure up to the allure of gay men. We are pure sexual beings.

[MagGnome]

Diablopath is a closet case who dreams of sucking some dick.

So far no one has responded to his ad in Craigslist.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Diablopath is a closet case who dreams of sucking some dick.

So far no one has responded to his ad in Craigslist.

MagGnome wish he had the rugged looks of EvD. Would bring him more booty for sure.

[resikel]

I just found a picture of you, Dinosaurs:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/190079576_c51e07a548.jpg?v=0

Classy as always.

[Thanasimos]

EvD pretended to be gay so he could get laid, and all he got was a dick -- didn't even get paid.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I just found a picture of you, Dinosaurs:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/190079576_c51e07a548.jpg?v=0

Classy as always.

Ahhh! I need to get some real pics up STAT to end this madness. :eek:

[MagGnome]

OMG resikel, I laughed so hard I am crying!

EvD fucks stuffed animals. It's true.

[H.Bogard]

OMG resikel, I laughed so hard I am crying!

EvD fucks stuffed animals. It's true.

During the hurricane Katrina days you robbed a sperm bank.

I'm going to hell!

[Hellbug]

During the hurricane Katrina days you robbed a sperm bank.

I'm going to hell!

You are already in hell. It's called the internet, and we are your minions. To sodomize.

[squirrelTactics]

You are already in hell. It's called the internet, and we are your minions. To sodomize.


It's true, any place where people have to listen to shit Hellbug has to say is truly Hell incarnate.

[jpc_theoneandonly]

It's true, any place where people have to listen to shit Hellbug has to say is truly Hell incarnate.

You are just admitting that you are listening. If he makes it hell he must be the devil. That makes you his bitch. So, only open your mouth if you are eating a dick. Other than that, sit in the corner and be Hellbug's bitch.

[Disgustipated]

You are just admitting that you are listening. If he makes it hell he must be the devil. That makes you his bitch. So, only open your mouth if you are eating a dick. Other than that, sit in the corner and be Hellbug's bitch.

JPC, the first time your wife saw your cock before intercourse, she exclaimed "It's like a penis, but smaller!"

[Stmfuller]

JPC, the first time your wife saw your cock before intercourse, she exclaimed "It's like a penis, but smaller!"

you know how I know you're gay? You keep track of other men's penis sizes.

[Disgustipated]

you know how I know you're gay? You keep track of other men's penis sizes.

You know how I know you're gay? You always rave about your mother's pecan pie.

[Stmfuller]

You know how I know you're gay? You always rave about your mother's pecan pie.

you know how I know you're gay? You thought the spice girls movie was excellent cinema.

[Disgustipated]

you know how I know you're gay? You thought the spice girls movie was excellent cinema.

You know how I know you're gay? Pink rabbit slippers are analogous to sex for you.

[Stmfuller]

You know how I know you're gay? Pink rabbit slippers are analogous to sex for you.
You know how I know you're gay? you skip down the road throwing glitter at people.

[OldeWolf]

You know how I know you're gay? you skip down the road throwing glitter at people.

You know how I know you're gay? Pink rabbit slippers are analogous to sex for you.

You know how I know you're both gay? You both are showering love to each other for the last several posts.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Oldwolfe only uses Einstein as his avatar in a thinly veiled attempt to hide the fact that he is retarded.

Also, I hereby announce the mother of all insults, an insult so offensive that no CoGer will be able to top it even if this thread were to go on for a millenia:

Fitabits = Not really scottish. :eek:

[Karmakin]

Oldwolfe only uses Einstein as his avatar in a thinly veiled attempt to hide the fact that he is retarded.

Also, I hereby announce the mother of all insults, an insult so offensive that no CoGer will be able to top it even if this thread were to go on for a millenia:

Fitabits = Not really scottish. :eek:

Dorkandproudofit = Not really a dork. More like a dweeb.

[alienmastermind]

Karmakin invented the co-op for Fable II.

Winner, and still champion: Motherfuckin' ME.

[Variable Gear]

Alien, your comics are bad. Really fucking bad.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Alien, your comics are bad. Really fucking bad.

That's not an insult, that's common knowledge!

PHAIL. :D

[MagGnome]

That's not an insult, that's common knowledge!

PHAIL. :D


Your dick tastes like shit.

[jpc_theoneandonly]

JPC, the first time your wife saw your cock before intercourse, she exclaimed "It's like a penis, but smaller!"

Dissy, if I wanted any lip from you I would wiggle my zipper.

[Thanasimos]

Dissy, if I wanted any lip from you I would wiggle my zipper.

You kidding? You so much as start to whip it out and rooms empty. Even Disgustipated has standards.

[Aggort]

I just got a call man said boy was running down the street with underpants on his head and wearing a helmet. Thanasimos, call me, I'll come pick you up. This happens every time you miss the short bus.

[Thanasimos]

I just got a call man said boy was running down the street with underpants on his head and wearing a helmet. Thanasimos, call me, I'll come pick you up. This happens every time you miss the short bus.

Last time you picked me up you tried to stick your dick in me. Said, "Yeah, here comes the short bus." And damn straight it's short! Anyhow, you sure cried like a bitch when I punched you in the face that time.

[Disgustipated]

I just got a call man said boy was running down the street with underpants on his head and wearing a helmet. Thanasimos, call me, I'll come pick you up. This happens every time you miss the short bus.

This is funny shit coming from a guy that lives in Ohio, Faggort.

[Aggort]

This is funny shit coming from a guy that lives in Ohio, Faggort.

That's how I fucking know it. Hell the best thing that ever came out of California was an empty bus.

[OldeWolf]

This is funny shit coming from a guy that lives in Ohio, Faggort.

Disgustipated: The guy that knows Jerry Springer's stage all too well; first when he and his mom went on stage where she admit she was his sister, cousin, and his father's own mother. Second when he mated with a female only to find out it's an Ohioan named Aggort.

[Aggort]

Disgustipated: The guy that knows Jerry Springer's stage all too well; first when he and his mom went on stage where she admit she was his sister, cousin, and his father's own mother. Second when he mated with a female only to find out it's an Ohioan named Aggort.

Yea I do believe your mom made the casting call for that episode as well. She was the whale that married a whaler.

[Thanasimos]

Yea I do believe your mom made the casting call for that episode as well. She was the whale that married a whaler.

Yeah, but the whaler's still doing better than you. When you married a whale, she got harpooned. I hear you had to buy three plots at the cemetery, and now you're just a poor, virgin widower.

[Aggort]

Yeah, but the whaler's still doing better than you. When you married a whale, she got harpooned. I hear you had to buy three plots at the cemetery, and now you're just a poor, virgin widower.

4 Plots and that was still smaller than the plots they prepare for your mom... I hear they are up to 8!

[Expugnare]

4 Plots and that was still smaller than the plots they prepare for your mom... I hear they are up to 8!

You would know, just waiting for the funeral to end so you can dig the body up and have your way with it.

[MagGnome]

You would know, just waiting for the funeral to end so you can dig the body up and have your way with it.

Only two things come from Texas: steers and queers.

You, my friend, are no steer. ;)





Thanks for skipping me earlier, bastards.

[OldeWolf]

You would know, just waiting for the funeral to end so you can dig the body up and have your way with it.

At least he doesn't feel insecure enough that he had to stalk people and find out what they do for fetish fun.




Oops, skipped mags. :D

[jpc_theoneandonly]

Only two things come from Texas: steers and queers.

You, my friend, are no steer. ;)





Thanks for skipping me earlier, bastards.


Listen here, we skip the insignificant little people. The same also applys to your penis.

[DarkDay]

By we do you mean your uncle dad and auntie mom?

[OldeWolf]

By we do you mean your uncle dad and auntie mom?

DarkDay, go burn yourself on a rainbow.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

DarkDay, go burn yourself on a rainbow.

I hope you realize it isn't normal for a wife to have a penis.

[Press Ninja]

I hope you realize it isn't normal for a wife to have a penis.

You're the perfect example of the inverse ratio between the size of your mouth and the shit it spews, and the size of your brain and dick.

[Thanasimos]

You're the perfect example of the inverse ratio between the size of your mouth and the shit it spews, and the size of your brain and dick.

Your insult was so fucking stupid it took over two hours until somebody was kind enough to revive the thread.

[Press Ninja]

Your insult was so fucking stupid it took over two hours until somebody was kind enough to revive the thread.

Yes, you were blinded by the sheer awesome of my comment. And soon, you will be blinded by my cock in your eye sockets.

[Thanasimos]

Yes, you were blinded by the sheer awesome of my comment. And soon, you will be blinded by my cock in your eye sockets.

Haha. You're skullfucking me because you can't get anything consensual -- not even missionary.

[Variable Gear]

If you think that linear games are terrible then you are equally terrible.

[OldeWolf]

Yay for variable gears that cant make up it's mind.

[Variable Gear]

Yay for variable gears that cant make up it's mind.
What the fuck? I'm saying that if you knock linear games you're an idiot. That's all.

[OldeWolf]

What the fuck? I'm saying that if you knock linear games you're an idiot. That's all.

Yay for confused variable gears that can't click itself into place. :p

[Variable Gear]

Yay for confused variable gears that can't click itself into place. :p
Yay for people who make useless threads in the Lounge.

[OldeWolf]

Yay for people who make useless threads in the Lounge.

Feels sad (aka massive laughter) that variable gears cannot grasp the purpose of this thread and starts to take it personal. http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_rambo.gif

http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[Variable Gear]

Feels sad (aka massive laughter) that variable gears cannot grasp the purpose of this thread and starts to take it personal. http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_rambo.gif

http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif
Yay for me completely missing the point. Much idiot.

[OldeWolf]

Yay for me completely missing the point. Much idiot.

I insult you with a hug. http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_rabbit.gif

[resikel]

I insult you with a hug. http://www.xentales.com/images/smilies/icon_rabbit.gif

Your hugs has herpes.

[OldeWolf]

Your hugs has herpes.

Shh, you near sighted buffoon. I'm trying to hug him!

[DarkDay]

Shh, you near sighted buffoon. I'm trying to hug him!

Yay for oldwolf being up late pimping his own thread tryng to keep it going

[H.Bogard]

Yay for DarkDay asking his girl to bend him over and have her dad bang him while she dances Macarena and slaps his face over and over.

[MagGnome]

H.Bogard - How does it feel to be the only lesbian on the site?

Does that ever make you feel awkward?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

H.Bogard - How does it feel to be the only lesbian on the site?

Does that ever make you feel awkward?

How does it feel to be a dummy? Huh? Punk?

[Voodoo]

How does it feel to be a dummy? Huh? Punk?
How does it feel that your big ass evolved into a chicken?

[OldeWolf]

Is controlling dead people with voodoo the only way you have a relationship with a lady?

"Ah! Blood, gore, and emotionless love at first sight! Give me a kis-Mom!? Damnit, wrong grave. Get off of me mom! No! Not my brain! arugh-*splatters*"

[jpc_theoneandonly]

Is controlling dead people with voodoo the only way you have a relationship with a lady?

"Ah! Blood, gore, and emotionless love at first sight! Give me a kis-Mom!? Damnit, wrong grave. Get off of me mom! No! Not my brain! arugh-*splatters*"

The best part is that atleast he gets it some how. Not even the dead would lower their standards for you.

[OldeWolf]

Says the guy who calls his gallstone his girlfriend.

[diablopath]

Says the guy who calls his gallstone his girlfriend.

The man whose best pick up line is chloroform can't speak shit about anybody.

[alienmastermind]

Alien, your comics are bad. Really fucking bad.

ROprP41yB_E

Why, thank you, Gear. Thank you very much.

That's right. I'm bad.

[alienmastermind]

The man whose best pick up line is chloroform can't speak shit about anybody.

Unlike you, who doesn't have to worry about sex, being a hermaphrodite and all. What's that like, when people tell you to go F yourself? Are you offended? Curious?

I'm writing a paper.

[OldeWolf]

Whoops, ran over your mommy. Sorry. :D

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/2335811951_d4e3b00a5f.jpg

[Hyperglide]

He's not deaf he's just ignoring you (haha my bro has a T-Shirt that says that and yes my bro is deaf).

[OldeWolf]

He's not deaf he's just ignoring you (haha my bro has a T-Shirt that says that and yes my bro is deaf).

I want that shirt! Deaf people are better than you and all hearing folks, Hyperglide. It's a proven thing.

You tell your brother I said that. :D

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I want that shirt! Deaf people are better than you and all hearing folks, Hyperglide. It's a proven thing.

You tell your brother I said that. :D

Statistics say that you are most likely fat.

[OldeWolf]

Statistics say that you are most likely fat.

Statistics says that your species are mostly dead so what the hell are you still doing here?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Statistics says that your species are mostly dead so what the hell are you still doing here?

http://r.ompo.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg


Jesus loves the dinosaurs.

He DOESN'T like wolves.

[Bad Buddha]

Mammals are God's way of saying "Reptiles don't deserve to live!"

Your mother rounds Pi to 3.1415!

[Lint of Death]

Bad Buddha indeed! Shittiest Buddha I ever sat under a tree with.

[Vermillion]

Bad Buddha indeed! Shittiest Buddha I ever sat under a tree with.

Congrats on hitting a thousand.

p.s. A thousand homos in the butt that is.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Congrats on hitting a thousand.

p.s. A thousand homos in the butt that is.

Your avatar shows how much of a consumer whore you most likely are.

[Vermillion]

Your avatar shows how much of a consumer whore you most likely are.

The only thing I consume is your mom on a plate with a nice chianti.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

The only thing I consume is your mom on a plate with a nice chianti.

How dare you?

[Whunpo]

His mother wouldn't fuck you as she does have standards (however low they may be). Money can only get you so far.

[Bad Buddha]

Statistics says that your species are mostly dead so what the hell are you still doing here?
I've got a Strategic Air Command parka with a wolf's fur collar!
So why the hell aren't you extinct?
:p

[Vermillion]

I've got a Strategic Air Command parka with a wolf's fur collar!
So why the hell aren't you extinct?
:p

The 50's called, they said give them back their cool bomber jacket.

SAC? Really? That dates you so bad :)

[Bad Buddha]

The 50's called, they said give them back their cool bomber jacket.

SAC? Really? That dates you so bad :)
Hey, I'm a survivor! And I've still got my hair; Call me when yours starts falling out!

[Lint of Death]

your's

I just want to punch you right in the grammar teeth.

[Thanasimos]

I just want to punch you right in the grammar teeth.

Lint, good luck. Buddha doesn't have teeth left! Old Age got all riled up and knocked 'em all up not that long ago.

[alienmastermind]

Hey OldWolfe, does it bug you that Ubisoft flat out refuses to subtitle their games? Bein' a French company, do you think they're still pissed off about that whole Deaf university thing all those years ago?

Or is it because you're a douche?

Still writing my paper, and I'm at the part where I need to tug at the heartstrings to get the reader on my side. :D

[Lint of Death]

Lint, good luck. Buddha doesn't have teeth left! Old Age got all riled up and knocked 'em all out not that long ago.

Fixed that for you... for the love of God I hope I fixed that for you.

Still writing my paper, and I'm at the part where I need to tug at the heartstrings to get the reader on my side. :D
I see you're using your posts as practice, Fucker of Thine Own Mother.

[Wasson_]

You son of a motherless goat.

[OldeWolf]

You son of a motherless goat.

Are you admitting to something in front of that mirror there? ;)

[LongStepMantis]

Are you admitting to something in front of that mirror there? ;)

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

[OldeWolf]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Says the guy with a smurf size wiener.

[LongStepMantis]

Says the guy with a smurf size wiener.

If you mean Hefty size...you're dead on. I need a goddamn wheelbarrow.

[Press Ninja]

If you mean Hefty size...you're dead on. I need a goddamn wheelbarrow.

A smurf sized wheelbarrow? I think so.

[LongStepMantis]

A smurf sized wheelbarrow? I think so.

It isn't the smurf of your smurf, it's the smurf in the smurf.
...You bastard. ;)

[OldeWolf]

It isn't the smurf of your smurf, it's the smurf in the smurf.
...You bastard. ;)

Is that you?

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Smurf_casting.jpg

[Press Ninja]

Is that you?

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Smurf_casting.jpg

I think that's insulting to the blue people.

Cockmongler.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I think that's insulting to the blue people.

Cockmongler.

I'll smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf, you smurf! What the smurf were you thinking?

[pomeroy]

I'll smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf, you smurf! What the smurf were you thinking?

Dork is a dork.

Damn I rule.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/33my58w.gif

[Whunpo]

Hey pomeroy, I got a call from everyone who will ever love you. They want to be let out of the card board box, as it is too roomy and there's nobody to talk to.

[pomeroy]

Hey pomeroy, I got a call from everyone who will ever love you. They want to bet out of the card board box, as it is too roomy and there's nobody to talk to.

I can tell you're like, 12, because that shit you just typed isn't even English.

[Whunpo]

I can tell you're like, 12, because that shit you just typed isn't even English.

I can tell you're like 70 because you don't understand the new generation of English.

[pomeroy]

I can tell you're like 70 because you don't understand the new generation of English.

Dude, you don't get to make up new terms to cover for your failure at communication. It just doesn't work that way.

[OldeWolf]

dude, you don't get to make up new terms to cover for your failure at communication. It just doesn't work that way.

вы всасываете :)

[DarkDay]

Dude, you don't get to make up new terms to cover for your failure at communication. It just doesn't work that way.

shhhh now, put your shotgun down, get off your rocking chair, eat your Metamucil and take a nap. You'll feel better before dinner, at 5.


edit...
crap, just realized im older, but hey, guess your only old as your feel....which makes me a dried up piece of ratcrap left to rot in the hollows of a rundown whore house.

[jpc_theoneandonly]

shhhh now, put your shotgun down, get off your rocking chair, eat your Metamucil and take a nap. You'll feel better before dinner, at 5.

Is it always a dark day in emo land? How about you grab your razors, down a bottle of sleeping pills and take a nap. A very very long nap from which you will never awake.

[LongStepMantis]

вы всасываете :)

fuck вы, fuck вы, fuck вы, you' re холодный, и fuck вы!
I' m вне!

*бросает мясо*

[DarkDay]

Is it always a dark day in emo land? How about you grab your razors, down a bottle of sleeping pills and take a nap. A very very long nap from which you will never awake.


Love that word emo, don't hear it enough in my circle, your so myspace!

also, read back, you just recycled someone else's post near on word for word.
Stay green.

[OldeWolf]

fuck вы, fuck вы, fuck вы, you' re холодный, и fuck вы!
I' m вне!

*бросает мясо*

God, I love this thread. :p

Edit: Whoops, forgot to insult ye, вы шарики лошади

[jpc_theoneandonly]

Love that word emo, don't hear it enough in my circle, your so myspace!

also, read back, you just recycled someone else's post near on word for word.
Stay green.

Oh I'm sorry. I have more important things to do other than read through 12 pages of an internet forum. And I see what you did there. I'm so myspace! Your originality far exceeds everyone. Please teach me. I mean, you must know so much considering you were insulting my own unoriginal insult. I bow to you oh wise one.

[Whunpo]

Oh I'm sorry. I have more important things to do other than read through 12 pages of an internet forum. And I see what you did there. I'm so myspace! Your originality far exceeds everyone. Please teach me. I mean, you must know so much considering you were insulting my own unoriginal insult. I bow to you oh wise one.

50 posts per page, idiot!

[DarkDay]

Oh I'm sorry. I have more important things to do other than read through 12 pages of an internet forum. And I see what you did there. I'm so myspace! Your originality far exceeds everyone. Please teach me. I mean, you must know so much considering you were insulting my own unoriginal insult. I bow to you oh wise one.

Not sure how me insulting your unoriginal insult gives you the impression I know so much, but if want to bow to me, that's fine. Just please keep it bowing, I've heard about you, and I don't swing that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[jpc_theoneandonly]

50 posts per page, idiot!

You can count! Now put your helmet on and get on the bus with the rest of the special kids.

[jpc_theoneandonly]

Not sure how me insulting your unoriginal insult gives you the impression I know so much, but if want to bow to me, that's fine. Just please keep it bowing, I've heard about you, and I don't swing that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's ok if you don't swing my way. Your girlfriend does.

[Press Ninja]

It's ok if you don't swing my way. Your girlfriend does.

So do you hack off his hand to use it, or is he still attached?

[pomeroy]

So do you hack off his hand to use it, or is he still attached?

I'd make fun of you...but you're getting married so I just feel sorry for you. You poor bastard.

[Press Ninja]

I'd make fun of you...but you're getting married so I just feel sorry for you. You poor bastard.

Hey, it's not for a while... I still have time to run!

Also, um... You hump goats?

[pomeroy]

Hey, it's not for a while... I still have time to run!

Also, um... You hump goats?

Yeah...that's the problem I run into with this thread. I sort of dig most of the people here and the people who I want to talk shit to, I just do (and they aren't posting in here). Basically, I'm having to invent some shit here.

I heard you can't have an orgasm unless you kill a dog. That's just what I heard.

[Press Ninja]

Yeah...that's the problem I run into with this thread. I sort of dig most of the people here and the people who I want to talk shit to, I just do (and they aren't posting in here). Basically, I'm having to invent some shit here.

I heard you can't have an orgasm unless you kill a dog. That's just what I heard.

I wholeheartledly agree with that inventing shit, but that is also the point, just to make random shit up and have fun... Sooo...

If you're going to insult my fetish, at least get it right. It's tiny Pomeranian's while yipping ONLY on the fourth and thirteenth day of the month, exactly at 7 am, 12:37 pm, and 9:44 pm.

You can only get a hard-on from French tranny clowns.

[H.Bogard]

You can only get a hard-on from French tranny clowns.

I hear you only get turned on by dead bodies.

Hard4Dead?

[Press Ninja]

I hear you only get turned on by dead bodies.

Hard4Dead?

Well, yeah, doesn't everyone?

You only can get turned on by the French, and that is terrible. You should kill yourself for that.

[DarkDay]

I hear you only get turned on by dead bodies.

Hard4Dead?


My 7 year old nephew throws insults better than that. Ill wait till you get your shit together before I throw one at you. See you, say...next year sometime?

[DarkDay]

Well, yeah, doesn't everyone?

You only can get turned on by the French, and that is terrible. You should kill yourself for that.


That is pretty terrible, I thought this was supposed to be for fun..That..that was mean.

We are talking about French Canadians right? all excluding GSP of course.

[Lint of Death]

You can only get a hard-on from French tranny clowns.
At least the French tranny clowns will give them to Pomeroy. For you, they wouldn't give the time of day.

[Press Ninja]

At least the French tranny clowns will give them to Pomeroy. For you, they wouldn't give the time of day.

Well good. I don't want their damn time, god damn Frenchies. This is America damn it!

Now where are my French Fries you god damn burger monkey?

[Lint of Death]

Tough fucking luck Ninjerk, you're gonna be on metric time, too just you wait!!

[DarkDay]

Tough fucking luck Ninjerk, you're gonna be on metric time, too just you wait!!

I....uhh...never mind, wtf are you trying to say. This gives me nothing.

Other than I could comment on the ninjerk thing. But that is even too stupid for me to go after.


*Jumps in the way back machine to grade 1 to see if anyone can help me with an insult at that level*

[jpc_theoneandonly]

I....uhh...never mind, wtf are you trying to say. This gives me nothing.

Other than I could comment on the ninjerk thing. But that is even too stupid for me to go after.


*Jumps in the way back machine to grade 1 to see if anyone can help me with an insult at that level*

Chicken fucker!

[DarkDay]

Chicken fucker!

bigjerk..........