The secret Wendys burger

[nixpayn]

So about 6 months ago, a friend told me about this secret burger at Wendys. At first, i was suspect. Then i went in and asked about it.. and the first attendant had never heard of it.

So they asked, and the second person knew and rung it up - tho i opted not to order.

Now, today is new years eve. I plan on getting a little sloppy tonight, so i figured what better way to say goodbye to this rather upsetting year than with a lunch that will probably kill me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you - the Grand Slam.

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp312/nixpayn1/grandslam.jpg

[crazyD]

So, it is kind of like a lamer version of the 4x4 at In N Out?

[LarsenNET]

Quadruple bypass burger. Don't forget to wash it down with a Diet Coke.

[Young Al Capone]

I am pretty sure that is on the menu. My friend buys them all the time, and says they give him the "meatslows."

Meatslows is a gross word.

[Disgustipated]

So, it is kind of like a lamer version of the 4x4 at In N Out?

Looks like it. Also... fuck that. That thing must be like 1,200 calories. Anyone would seize up and just vomit out their entrails.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I have a friend who could eat that entire thing in a sitting, and then go out and buy some curry afterwards.

[nixpayn]

So, it is kind of like a lamer version of the 4x4 at In N Out?

we dont have In N Out in Toronto.

[nixpayn]

Looks like it. Also... fuck that. That thing must be like 1,200 calories. Anyone would seize up and just vomit out their entrails.

/nod

its all i plan on eating today lol

[nixpayn]

I am pretty sure that is on the menu. My friend buys them all the time, and says they give him the "meatslows."

Meatslows is a gross word.

not on the menu in most, if any, Canadian restaurants.

like i said in the post, its hard to find anyone who works there who even knows about it.

[Young Al Capone]

I have a friend who could eat that entire thing in a sitting, and then go out and buy some curry afterwards.

Like I was saying, I know a dude who eats those regularly. I could never even hope to finish one personally.

not on the menu in most, if any, Canadian restaurants.

like i said in the post, its hard to find anyone who works there who even knows about it.

Sometimes I think you Canadians have it entirely too rough up there.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Like I was saying, I know a dude who eats those regularly. I could never even hope to finish one personally.



Sometimes I think you Canadians have it entirely too rough up there.

I could hope to finish one, but in reality, I know I never will. :p

[crazyD]

I could probably eat one if I really wanted to, which I don't. I do have a friend who regularly eats 4x4 animal styles.

[nixpayn]

Like I was saying, I know a dude who eats those regularly. I could never even hope to finish one personally.
Sometimes I think you Canadians have it entirely too rough up there.

i got through about 3/4 of it and had to toss the rest, ate about half the fries (drank all the beer tho).

now i feel somewhat.. ill.

and somehow.. accomplished.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

i got through about 3/4 of it and had to toss the rest, ate about half the fries (drank all the beer tho).

now i feel somewhat.. ill.

and somehow.. accomplished.

Damn. How much was the complete package? (Including, and not including the beer)

[nixpayn]

Damn. How much was the complete package? (Including, and not including the beer)

calories or price?

calories i have no idea. I'm gonna bet at least 800-1000. There was a lot of cheese.... $10 for the burger + fries, and the beer was from my fridge.

[Young Al Capone]

i got through about 3/4 of it and had to toss the rest, ate about half the fries (drank all the beer tho).

now i feel somewhat.. ill.

and somehow.. accomplished.

Probably a good call. If you had eaten it all, beer and fries included, I would have expected you to post tomorrow afternoon telling us all about how you ate the whole thing, beer and fries included, and passed out for 26 hours.

[itchyeyes]

calories or price?

calories i have no idea. I'm gonna bet at least 800-1000.
Well according to Wendy's website, a double with cheese is 700 calories, so I'd say 1400 calories is a pretty good bet for that monster. You're also looking at about 34g of saturated fat (170% your daily value) and 3100mg of sodium (130% your daily recommended intake)

[nixpayn]

Well according to Wendy's website, a double with cheese is 700 calories, so I'd say 1400 calories is a pretty good bet for that monster. You're also looking at about 34g of saturated fat (170% your daily value) and 3100mg of sodium (130% your daily recommended intake)

woot!

that means i dont have to eat tomorrow either!

[TheDancinMan]

That burger is everything wonderful and disgusting about the world today. God bless every greasy inch of it.

[Scull]

http://www.wfsb.com/2007/0225/11108297.jpg
This is an actual menu item. Yummy.

http://www.wfsb.com/foodnews/11108353/detail.html#

[Scaryfaced]

I bet our fast food chains dial down on the mega meals normally common place in the US when they open in other countries. We're all so damned fat, they just expect us to gobble up heart stopping burgers with 16 patties, topped with bacon and onion rings. I doubt they expect to sell meals like that in most other countries.

[That Darn Kat]

So yeah, the burger looks disgusting, delicious, obscene, etc... But I'm curious about the drink. I've never seen anything called Steam Whistle before. Alcoholic beverage or something else? It's the sort of thing I would try just because I like the way the bottle looks.

[skwish]

Steam Whistle is a micro brewery located in toronto that is not so micro anymore, when compaired with other micro brewery's.

they make a mighty fine brew that nobody would be ashamed of drinking, and it also comes in a box shaped like a briefcase which makes it even more awesomer

[nixpayn]

Steam Whistle is a micro brewery located in toronto that is not so micro anymore, when compaired with other micro brewery's.

they make a mighty fine brew that nobody would be ashamed of drinking, and it also comes in a box shaped like a briefcase which makes it even more awesomer

The brewery tours here are fun too :)

[Gerbs]

I wonder if I can get this burger in Alberta. I will try this weekend, probably hold the fries though.

[Wackman3000]

I believe A&W also makes something like this, but I forget the name. I went by a girlfriends place years ago and her brother just came back from A&W and I noticed that the foil wrap that they usually place the burger in was 4 of them opened up and taped together.

Eitherway, it was a 6 patty extravaganza, with cheese & bacon between both layers.

[Widgetcraft]

A double from Wendy's fills me up, sometimes I can't even finish that. My digestive track also hates that shit, so I'm pretty sure eating a quadruple would kill me.

[axion]

I believe A&W also makes something like this, but I forget the name. I went by a girlfriends place years ago and her brother just came back from A&W and I noticed that the foil wrap that they usually place the burger in was 4 of them opened up and taped together.

Eitherway, it was a 6 patty extravaganza, with cheese & bacon between both layers.Animal burger I believe.

[Whunpo]

I believe A&W also makes something like this, but I forget the name. I went by a girlfriends place years ago and her brother just came back from A&W and I noticed that the foil wrap that they usually place the burger in was 4 of them opened up and taped together.

Eitherway, it was a 6 patty extravaganza, with cheese & bacon between both layers.

Oh my god that sounds good. I don't eat fast food, but I really wish I did for that kind of thing.

[nixpayn]

I believe A&W also makes something like this, but I forget the name. I went by a girlfriends place years ago and her brother just came back from A&W and I noticed that the foil wrap that they usually place the burger in was 4 of them opened up and taped together.

Eitherway, it was a 6 patty extravaganza, with cheese & bacon between both layers.

6...

holy chit.

thats some bad juju

[Scaryfaced]

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn428/Scaryfaced/inandout.jpg

[nixpayn]

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn428/Scaryfaced/inandout.jpg

see... thats just silly. there needs to be more bun segments so you can actually grab hold of parts of it and eat them. that would require a knife and fork, which sorta kills the whole point of it being a hamburger.. at that point.. just eat a f'n steak

[Scaryfaced]

see... thats just silly. there needs to be more bun segments so you can actually grab hold of parts of it and eat them. that would require a knife and fork, which sorta kills the whole point of it being a hamburger.. at that point.. just eat a f'n steak

Yeah I know what you mean. It isn't exactly a burger anymore. The football team at my old highschool ordered one of these as a pregame meal as it's almost all protein. Or at least, that's the excuse they used. That's an 100x100, btw. For reference, an 8x8 might be more your type of thing.

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn428/Scaryfaced/8x8.jpg

[Johan]

After watching Super Size Me just last night, the mere thought of that thing has me ready to vomit, suffer liver failure, and have a heart attack.

[Blue]

After watching Super Size Me just last night, the mere thought of that thing has me ready to vomit, suffer liver failure, and have a heart attack.

Is it wrong that while watching Super Size Me, my wife and I got mad hungry and went out and got McDonald's and then watched it while we ate? I'm pretty sure it is.

This thread is having a similar effect.

[Purple Santa]

Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you - the Grand Slam.

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp312/nixpayn1/grandslam.jpg

ADD wants one now. We might be headed out to a Wendy's to ask for this. She believes she can actually eat one and finish. I believe she's right...

[Scaryfaced]

Yeah honestly I think I'm going to go get some In N Out now. 8x8, here I come!

[Psykoboy2]

I fucking love hamburgers. Mmm...the Royal Red Robin.

[nixpayn]

ADD wants one now. We might be headed out to a Wendy's to ask for this. She believes she can actually eat one and finish. I believe she's right...

Keep us posted.

I hadn't even considered a menber of the fair sex would see this and think 'thats something i'd like to try and eat'

[nixpayn]

Yeah honestly I think I'm going to go get some In N Out now. 8x8, here I come!

Happy New years - those of us who dont die of a heart attack due to my thread lol

[Pale Ale]

This thread is having a similar effect.

Now I'm jonesing for a 3x3 and I just got back from Tasty Local Sandwich Place too!

[Purple Santa]

Keep us posted.

I hadn't even considered a menber of the fair sex would see this and think 'thats something i'd like to try and eat'

Lol. Well, ADD herself will tell you she's more "male" at times then she is female. Case in point her appetite. I couldn't eat half of that burger...but i'll report back...she'll probably down it with one of their frosty's or something...

[Widgetcraft]

Yeah I know what you mean. It isn't exactly a burger anymore. The football team at my old highschool ordered one of these as a pregame meal as it's almost all protein. Or at least, that's the excuse they used. That's an 100x100, btw. For reference, an 8x8 might be more your type of thing.

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn428/Scaryfaced/8x8.jpg

Looks good, but I'd rather have one that is about half that size.

[Psykoboy2]

Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you - the Grand Slam.

So that's what I ask for...the grand slam?

[TheEpicOfTyler]

I fucking love hamburgers. Mmm...the Royal Red Robin.

Is that the egg burger? I fucking love that thing.

[nixpayn]

So that's what I ask for...the grand slam?

yes sir.

and dont take 'i dont know what that is' for an answer.

its in their damn system. someone who works there will know about it.

[Psykoboy2]

Burger King has the Quad Stacker...however, it's just meat, cheese, and ketsup.

Cheeburger Cheeburger has the "Pounder" which is just a goddamn mess of fucking meat. And a mess to eat the damn thing too.

As for the Royal Red Robin (the egg burger)...here it is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Psykoboy2/photo-10.jpg

[pomeroy]

After watching Super Size Me just last night, the mere thought of that thing has me ready to vomit, suffer liver failure, and have a heart attack.

I liked that movie at first, but I ended up sort of hating it. Wow...you puked from a super-sized Mc'D's meal after being a vegan? SHOCKING.

[Stoke]

Man that looks really good, and I'm really hungry. I usually eat 2 double stacks so I could probably down that. Bonus points for me cause I wouldn't even feel bad afterward.

[BLeeP]

Every time I go to or drive past a Burger King I just think to myself

"Where did you go Indy Double Whopper?"

8-(

Also, I am a huge fan of burgers. Probably the biggest fan I know, and I find Wendy's burgers to be pretty par for the course. Nothing special at all. They do use good onions, though.

[Scaryfaced]

Looks good, but I'd rather have one that is about half that size.

The 4x4 is actually pretty common. I used to eat them when I was younger. They only go up to a double on the menu, but they're open to suggestion. If you can come up with it, they'll probably make it for you. For example, I like to get a neopolitan shake when I'm there.

[Hotcod]

god dammit now i want to go burg but it's 3:30am on new years and i very much doubt any where is open.... but we are having lots of stake tomorrow so that may make up for it... just.

[LongStepMantis]

The sensible part of me is repulsed.

The animal part of me is salivating, imagining eating it atop a mountain of vanquished enemies with a harem in tow at my feet. I love that guy.

[diablopath]

Meh. I've had the Baconator, which is delicious, but I really cant finish a full meal (just the sandwhich, not the fries and not all of the coke.)

Honestly, spicy chicken > anything.
Spicy chicken is fucking delicious. I want one NAO.

I may have to settle on McDonalds though.
They're open 24/7.

[pseudopseudo]

Honestly, spicy chicken > anything.
Spicy chicken is fucking delicious. I want one NAO.

This.

I wish they could make Spicy Chicken that was grilled instead of fried, though. Oh well - if I'm eating fast food, I shouldn't be worrying about calories anyhow. :D

[Jeffool]

Every time I go to or drive past a Burger King I just think to myself

"Where did you go Indy Double Whopper?"

8-(Amen. I <3'ed the Indy Double Whopper.

[JRR1285]

Every time I go to or drive past a Burger King I just think to myself

"Where did you go Indy Double Whopper?"

8-(

Also, I am a huge fan of burgers. Probably the biggest fan I know, and I find Wendy's burgers to be pretty par for the course. Nothing special at all. They do use good onions, though.

I only managed to snag one of those before it was gone.:(

[maharahaj]

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp312/nixpayn1/grandslam.jpg

As tempting as that burger looks, it would absolutely destroy me. And this is coming from a guy that normally eats (2) two dinners.

[diablopath]

As tempting as that burger looks, it would absolutely destroy me. And this is coming from a guy that normally eats (2) two dinners.

Honestly, I don't even think it looks good.

But it does make me want some Wendys.
I believe Wendys is better than most all other fast food burger joints.

[MagGnome]

Why did I read this thread?

Ugh, I feel ill.

[Raen]

Good god I was hungry before reading this. Now I'm just ravenous. I've wanted a burger for about 3/4 days now. I also want to visit the burger place that the IGC crew are always talking up, if I ever get to that part of the world.

[Gerbs]

I went to Wendy's today and they said they do not have that burger.. My search will continue later this week.
Wanted some McDonald's last night, but alas, they were closed. Settled for White Castle instead.
There is no White Castle in my country AFAIK, but I'll be damned if their commercials don't make me want it inside of me.

[Siraris]

calories or price?

calories i have no idea. I'm gonna bet at least 800-1000. There was a lot of cheese.... $10 for the burger + fries, and the beer was from my fridge.

Triple w/Everything and Cheese 960 calories, 60 grams of fat, 27 grams of saturated fat.

I am surprised by this. I thought it would have been a lot more than that.

[Psykoboy2]

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/tall-hamburger.jpg

[Raen]

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/tall-hamburger.jpg

I'd be worried that it'd tumble and fall on me. I don't want to die under a stack of burgers.

[Thrak]

I hope everyone knows about The Heart Attack Grill (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/). Where else can you get a quadruple bypass burger, fries made in lard, unfiltered cigarettes, and be served by "nurses."

One of their clips shows one of their nurses weighing in <100 lbs who claims to have eaten a quadruple bypass in under 10 minutes. I'm not even sure I could do a double.

[Psykoboy2]

I also want to visit the burger place that the IGC crew are always talking up, if I ever get to that part of the world.

Ah, Hamburger King (http://www.google.com/search?q=hamburger+king+montgomery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)....no website, but you can read reviews.

[Raen]

Ah, Hamburger King (http://www.google.com/search?q=hamburger+king+montgomery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)....no website, but you can read reviews.

The reviews sound amazing. I need to get there somehow. It sounds kinda like a place in my home town called The Turret, which is literally built in an old turret next to the town hall. The whole place is probably about two metres square. Really good burgers.

[nixpayn]

Today... my stomach is not happy with me.

I'm reminded of why i decided to be a vegetarian for a while :P

[nixpayn]

I went to Wendy's today and they said they do not have that burger.. My search will continue later this week.

There is no White Castle in my country AFAIK, but I'll be damned if their commercials don't make me want it inside of me.

Oh they have it.. the dude at the till probably didnt know about it. Usually its the cooks that know and they always have to show the damn cashier how to ring it in.

[diablopath]

This thread turned me into an angry carnivore.

I went to satisfy my urge at Rally's, and ordered a Bacon Swiss Buford.

It was not what I remember it being, and now choose any post from the "Describe your last bowel movement..." to describe what is in my near future.

Motivation to start eating healthy, huzzah!

[Purple Santa]

Why did I read this thread?


How else can you stay top poster?
Wanted some McDonald's last night, but alas, they were closed. Settled for White Castle instead.

What would the drunk population do without White Castle...

[Blue]

What would the drunk population do without White Castle...

Go to Taco Bell.

[Psykoboy2]

No luck at the local Wendys. I didn't really try to push the issue though. I'll go inside next time and give it a go.

[Wilkz07]

Yeah I know what you mean. It isn't exactly a burger anymore. The football team at my old highschool ordered one of these as a pregame meal as it's almost all protein. Or at least, that's the excuse they used. That's an 100x100, btw. For reference, an 8x8 might be more your type of thing.

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn428/Scaryfaced/8x8.jpg

nice looking burger. I read somewhere that they aren't allowed to go beyond 4x4... what with all the fat american kids out there these days.

I'm going to get the Grand Slam from wendy's next time i go... though wii fit just said i gained 7.5 lbs.

[nixpayn]

nice looking burger. I read somewhere that they aren't allowed to go beyond 4x4... what with all the fat american kids out there these days.

I'm going to get the Grand Slam from wendy's next time i go... though wii fit just said i gained 7.5 lbs.

I KNOW the Wendys near umm.. east of Winston Churchill & 401 has it, they were the first place to admit to its existence - tho i wimped out and didnt order it.

[Purple Santa]

Go to Taco Bell.

But they only stay open till 1am :)

@Nixpayn: ADD says our local Wendy's does indeed have them. I think a visit to Wendy's is in order with some pics of ADD trying to eat this thing...

[nixpayn]

well.. how did it go? did anyone attempt the grand slam?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

well.. how did it go? did anyone attempt the grand slam?

Next time I am at Wendy's I will for sure be inquiring about a grand slam.