PDA

View Full Version : The Most Horrible Thing I have Ever Seen


Grifter
12-19-2008, 11:05 AM
Bethesda (http://bethblog.com/index.php/2008/12/17/if-oblivion-was-a-music-video/) was kind enough to share with me the most horrible and terrifying thing I have ever seen and because I wouldn't be a proper human being if I didn't do my best to spread this pain and sorrow to as many other people as I possibly could here it is, without further ado, quite possibly the worst thing ever created and what Bethesda feels is "Oblivion in music video form".

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2i_8i0k7FfQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2i_8i0k7FfQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

First horse armor and now this, Bethesda really does hate us.

Typical Michael
12-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Hey Grifter:

R3jv2cUgt1M

Have you ever been in love?


I hope that helped.

Squidbot
12-19-2008, 12:17 PM
I hate this thread.

QueQueg
12-19-2008, 12:25 PM
Really, really terrible. Honestly awful.

jpc_theoneandonly
12-19-2008, 12:37 PM
I am dead and typing from the afterlife. After viewing the two above videos, I decided to kill myself.

TheFlyingOrc
12-19-2008, 12:37 PM
I am dead and typing from the afterlife. After viewing the two above videos, I decided to kill myself.

Does heaven/hell/purgatory (you didn't specify where you are) have pie?

Tron
12-19-2008, 12:40 PM
This thread should be a bannable offense.

Generation ABXY
12-19-2008, 12:43 PM
On the other hand, you did get to see The Dread Pirate Roberts-meets-Lucius Malfoy punch Dr. Doom in the face. That has to count for something, right?

QueQueg
12-19-2008, 12:45 PM
5qE15xjA62s

Thread-jacked for-the-better!

Grifter
12-19-2008, 12:48 PM
Hey Grifter:

R3jv2cUgt1M

Have you ever been in love?


I hope that helped.

That was pretty bad but it was also funny (reminded me of something "Kids in the Hall" or "The State" would do) so it's not nearly as horrible as mine. I mean I can't even comprehend how some one could go on living after being a part of the creation of something so horrendous.

I wonder if he bragged about it at his local bar.

fitbabits
12-19-2008, 12:55 PM
What the FUCK did I just watch/listen to?

Hyperglide
12-19-2008, 01:02 PM
I feel it is more like Final Fantasy in music video form because the lead singer is some andronginous critter. At least one positive is the chick in the video his teh hawtness...

Scaryfaced
12-19-2008, 01:10 PM
I couldn't hear the music over the sounds of my brain bubbling and oozing out of my ears.

OldeWolf
12-19-2008, 01:46 PM
I'm so-SO glad I'm deaf.

I wonder how long my "What the fuck?" face will take to go away...

Karak
12-19-2008, 02:26 PM
Man I am jaded. That didn't even make me crack a smile. Jezuz

Johan
12-19-2008, 02:28 PM
I don't know; the girl was pretty cute in that.

Which one was the girl again? :confused:

hunterx280
12-19-2008, 03:15 PM
You took two minutes of my life and I want them back!

Ahhh forget it, I'd just waste it anyway.

Grifter
12-19-2008, 03:20 PM
Man I am jaded. That didn't even make me crack a smile. Jezuz

It wasn't supposed to make you smile, it was supposed to, at the very least, make you queasy and at best make you cry out in terror. I wasn't being facetious in my OP.

KamaItachi
12-19-2008, 03:33 PM
To be fair, that was only 4 odd minutes of shitty, generic, homoerotic high fantasy, while I had to put up with several hours of Oblivion before I decided I had enough and switched it off.

axion
12-19-2008, 05:03 PM
g4Xjn9sTFzk
I win the thread. YOU MUST AT LEAST SKIP TO THE END!

JayVe
12-19-2008, 05:15 PM
On the other hand, you did get to see The Dread Pirate Roberts-meets-Lucius Malfoy punch Dr. Doom in the face. That has to count for something, right?

Man! That's at least 4 different kinds of awesome right there! Must watch!

If I were to post my favorite worst music video, it would have to be this one...

0G0LlXv-nyI

Even appropriate for the season!

GrenMag
12-19-2008, 05:40 PM
Is it bad that when I watched the first 30 seconds of the video in the OP, all I could think was that the man-chick person had absolutely no idea how to ride a horse?

I should probably be thankful I had the sound muted.

mister slim
12-19-2008, 06:09 PM
Note: I also hate you all and wish your brains were permanently damaged.

-TH5ibABP4U

Gormanimal
12-19-2008, 06:16 PM
Stupid video
I win the thread. YOU MUST AT LEAST SKIP TO THE END!
HAHA....I won't give it away, and it's not worth watching the whole thing, but that was funny.

Voodoo
12-19-2008, 06:19 PM
It's playtime...
dka-Wx2D62Y
...weeee

Xerxes
12-19-2008, 06:42 PM
Man! That's at least 4 different kinds of awesome right there! Must watch!

If I were to post my favorite worst music video, it would have to be this one...

0G0LlXv-nyI

Even appropriate for the season!

I so love this video.

Variable Gear
12-19-2008, 06:48 PM
I present to you...the show that needs no introduction.

sP0xj0fs3rE

Generation ABXY
12-19-2008, 06:52 PM
Note: I also hate you all and wish your brains were permanently damaged.

-TH5ibABP4U

Even weeks after seeing it, I still can't wrap my head around this video. :(

OldeWolf
12-19-2008, 09:12 PM
There's something about this video that just holds your eyes until the end and that's not necessarily a bad thing. :p

sMZwZiU0kKs

MagGnome
12-19-2008, 09:37 PM
Hey Dude! ;)

I_btRCElzV4

Edit - The above is a real music video, so I guess I fail. :o

MagGnome
12-19-2008, 09:41 PM
g4Xjn9sTFzk
I win the thread. YOU MUST AT LEAST SKIP TO THE END!

That guy has a decent glitter bounce, but this other guy nails it, hands down:


ckfuvEnnbsc

LongStepMantis
12-19-2008, 09:53 PM
That guy has a decent glitter bounce, but this other guy nails it, hands down:


ckfuvEnnbsc

That's some hilarious shit! I'm not sure if it's the way he has his groove down, the fact he's wearing that hat as he does so, or just that it's taking place in the sub-arctic of Alaska.

Regardless, we have nothing to fear from Russia coming across into Alaska. They could never stand up to crazy of that magnitude.

*Seal of approval* :D

Xerxes
12-19-2008, 10:06 PM
eidpOdDX8Qg

Why Beyonce, why? Look what this song has done.

Tron
12-19-2008, 10:38 PM
Why Beyonce, why? Look what this song has done.

I told my friends to never release that video...damn them!

MagGnome
12-19-2008, 10:47 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed the video LSM! It's far and away my favorite of all the Beyonce tribute videos.

I knew it was only a matter of time before someone posted the worst of the bunch. I should have known it would be Xerxes.

OldeWolf
12-19-2008, 10:52 PM
5kbWygC6EmM

Nura
12-19-2008, 10:56 PM
[youtube]

That... is... AWESOME! slick moves there! :D

JRR1285
12-19-2008, 11:07 PM
What the Fucking Fuck. That is 2 minutes of my life that I want back. I'm a little worried that the next time I hear someone say Pizazz that I may kill them... It's a good thing I can't remember the last time I heard it.

Disgustipated
12-20-2008, 12:02 AM
Note: I also hate you all and wish your brains were permanently damaged.

-TH5ibABP4U

I fucking hate you.

TheKeck
12-20-2008, 12:24 AM
Could any of these really top
jjrVg7eRHrc
Unicorns LA? I think not.

OldeWolf
12-20-2008, 12:45 AM
Could any of these really top
jjrVg7eRHrc
Unicorns LA? I think not.

I think this tops it:

2TDUCnvQjtg

"Real life Peter Pan" (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)

BlackPete
12-20-2008, 12:50 AM
bZoAR-Znw10

:D

EDIT: Oh why not just include the original video for those who haven't seen it yet...

zuVfKRU_Zvs

Generation ABXY
12-20-2008, 01:12 AM
EDIT: Oh why not just include the original video for those who haven't seen it yet...

zuVfKRU_Zvs

Dude, what in the hell did I just watch? No, wait -- better question: is it even legal to show stuff like that this late at night? Someone find Ox, I want to press charges! :eek:

Variable Gear
12-20-2008, 04:27 AM
Epic.

c86bAOhZat4

uHaRhuzZMWo

q4JGn2XAH9g&feature=related

Xerxes
12-20-2008, 06:10 AM
OAIU6KLKTgg

/thread

Generation ABXY
12-20-2008, 11:15 AM
uHaRhuzZMWo

Although I never thought Id need to before, I just want to clarify something: when I say I love Grand Theft Auto, The Legend of Zelda, Castlevania, etc., I just mean I like the series. I have no intention of marrying any of the characters, though the horrific thought of that will likely keep me up at night. :confused:

MagGnome
12-20-2008, 09:43 PM
At least the main characters in GTA, Castlevania, and LoZelda are human. :p

Variable Gear
12-21-2008, 01:29 AM
Speaking of Zelda...

V6WP5GQ6iFo

YGYhRYwYhlM

x_CtKEjoMfI

MagGnome
12-21-2008, 10:09 AM
Those Zelda videos are something else.

Tron
12-21-2008, 10:23 AM
/thread

Did you read the comments?

"kill yourself ashy faggot"

"2 words.......TOO ASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAM "

"1. Ashy Knees
2. I was on Ashley Tisdale how did I get to a ashy knee humping a freaking whale fetish loving guy!"

"Damn, Ur Knees.....Nevermind "

"Jergens Ash Relief is $4.99 @ wallmart. Get about 3 gallons. "

MagGnome
12-21-2008, 12:16 PM
I never read Youtube comments. Every single video has someone using the word "faggot" in the comments.

Smoof
12-21-2008, 03:01 PM
I never read Youtube comments. Every single video has someone using the word "faggot" in the comments.

At least the internet is reliable?

Smoof
12-21-2008, 03:02 PM
8mWW6kRITEY

Tron
12-21-2008, 03:26 PM
I never read Youtube comments. Every single video has someone using the word "faggot" in the comments.

Yeah...the comments section is often more telling than the video itself about the world we live in. :(

OldeWolf
12-21-2008, 03:36 PM
ccgXjA2BLEY

Blue
12-21-2008, 03:42 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/agyTFHAZxFo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/agyTFHAZxFo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

DarkDay
12-21-2008, 03:50 PM
thanks. Im going to work now and actually want to. I was going to stay home.

iHap
12-21-2008, 04:35 PM
QPCxHhUPI2c

I up yours Keck.

MagGnome
12-21-2008, 07:00 PM
ccgXjA2BLEY

This video is nearly as old as the Internet.

OldeWolf
12-21-2008, 07:56 PM
This video is nearly as old as the Internet.

Your point? ;)

Tron
12-21-2008, 08:58 PM
Well shit...if we're breaking out the classics!!!

j6sUnzKinmQ

rvieira
12-21-2008, 09:46 PM
Well shit...if we're breaking out the classics!!!

After all the videos on this thread the star wars kid is miles away to be the worst video ...

Generation ABXY
12-21-2008, 09:59 PM
ccgXjA2BLEY

+

j6sUnzKinmQ

=

i4dy_FUsRD0

Voodoo
12-22-2008, 11:33 AM
Well shit...if we're breaking out the classics!!!
j6sUnzKinmQ
As long as we are breaking out the classics, remixes are in order!
3GJOVPjhXMY

MagGnome
12-22-2008, 08:29 PM
That kid will save us all someday.

TheFlyingOrc
12-22-2008, 08:57 PM
I can completely reverse the homoeroticism of that first music video with this one:

O2JE3yPcXjk

Smoof
12-22-2008, 09:29 PM
I can completely reverse the homoeroticism of that first music video with this one:

O2JE3yPcXjk

I hate that type of music, but I watched that all the way through... how could I not?

Generation ABXY
12-22-2008, 09:32 PM
I hate that type of music, but I watched that all the way through... how could I not?

Likewise. Hell, I went and searched for other videos. :p

TheFlyingOrc
12-23-2008, 09:44 AM
I hate that type of music, but I watched that all the way through... how could I not?

If you like women, you like that video.

Kojak
12-23-2008, 09:45 AM
My missus hates that kind of music and loves that video. I mean come on its a given.