Sum up a game you enjoyed in One Sentence

[Karak]

That's it, good or bad, naughty or nice, sum up a game you enjoyed with just a single sentence.

Advent Rising...
Stick figures with super powers aim poorly but look awesome doing it.

[pomeroy]

Space Channel 5:

Up, right, left, down, CHU CHU CHU.

[UnderHero5]

Skate:
I liked it because it was fun!

Saints Row 2:
It was the best shitty game I've ever played.

[JRR006]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Snake and Otacon have a secret handshake that culminates in a hug.

[SilentScreams]

Dwarf Fortress:

Unfinished, buggy, and yet still better than 90% of games out there.

[maharahaj]

PixelJunk Eden: A minimalistic work of art with a frustration level of immense proportion.

Rez: Sure you can beat it in 70 minutes, but you can also spend countless hours memorizing enemy flight patterns to maximize your score.

Lumines: You know a puzzle game is good when you play a single round for 3+ hours without pausing once.

[Variable Gear]

Killer 7: I can only move forward and back, but I can't bear to think about that with all these Heaven Smile on the path, who are packed full of explosive charges.

No More Heroes: As an American otaku with a penchant for buying light sabers on internet auction sites I kill all that stand in the way of the number one rank of assassin and, also, I collect trash.

[Kojak]

Grim Fandango

It was Grim Fanango

[Generation ABXY]

Grand Theft Auto, Pokémon, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Viva Piñata, etc.: “Damn, that's addictive...”

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Space quest series:


Look.

[violent]

Halo: This ain't no Quake.

[KingGorilla]

Half-Life 2
I heart the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.

[Tron]

Call of Duty 5: We've taken shitty, borderline non-existant NPC teammate AI to a whole new level.

Half Life: It's 1996 and someone in the industry finally gets it

[Karak]

Fallout 3
Whatever you do, do whatever you want.

[fitbabits]

3D Ant Attack
Ants attack in 3D.

[violent]

Diablo: My life for you.

[KingGorilla]

Diablo: My life for you.

Diablo: NO YOU IDIOT! Don't put that there.

[violent]

Diablo: NO YOU IDIOT! Don't put that there.

Diablo: I got your ear motherfucker.

[KingGorilla]

Diablo 2: "I knew putting that there would end badly."

[Karak]

Spore:
"I hear you create things, but I still can't get it to run after 4 months, so I just use the CD as a coaster and probably get better return from it."

[BlackPete]

Fun games: Because it was fun!

[nnanji]

Mega Man: Killing dudes and taking their stuff since 1987.

[Purple Santa]

Portal: I heart GLADOS.

Mirror's Edge: Old school gaming that needed to be bullied more in the schoolyard.

[Narradisall]

Gears 2: Dismantling your friends with a chainsaw never gets old.

[Purple Santa]

Gears 2: Dismantling your friends with a chainsaw never gets old.

Gears 2: Dismantling your friends one chainsaw chop at a time :p

[SilentScreams]

Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI:

Like Civ 4 overdosed on sleeping pills, yet somehow awesome.

[Mr. Murphy]

Silent Hill 3:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

[alienmastermind]

Mario Kart (All): Fucking blue shell, I hate you so much.

Star Wars Galaxies: Jesus fucking Christ, how many of you assholes are Jedi?

Fallout 3: Stupid Douche Killed, You No Longer Have To Listen to Stupid Douche.

[Elrik Murder]

Resident Evil 4: This ain't no cut scene!

Kingdom Hearts 2: What?

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii): Flip it & reverse it!!!

[Rock Bandit]

Rock Band 2:

FUCK YEAH!

[aVaKus]

Shadow of the Colossus:
Epic.

Patapon:
X X X O :)

[AniAko]

Left 4 Dead left me happy :)

[Cyndair]

Okami:

"OK, why the hell didn't anyone buy this?"

[Kelegacy]

Braid

"How the fuck do I get that piece?"

[AniAko]

Fallout 3
Bongo, bongo, bongo I don’t want to leave the congo Oh no no no no no... :D

[National Kato]

Leisure Suit Larry: Nah, I'll just find some internet porn.

[TheKeck]

Portal:
Insane robot AI finally learns to love.

[Tron]

Halo 3: Not even worth summing up in one line

[Arphahat]

L4D:

The fun of a story like HL2 combined with the excitement of online play like TF2.

[Khrymsyn]

GRAW: So Random_Violence isn't just a clever name?

Star Control 2 : *Happy Campers* make with *Dancing* at *Parties*, and eventually blow the shit out of the Super-Destroyeverything-Ship.

[pseudopseudo]

I'm a go a step further (while reminiscing about an old EvAv thread):

Little Big Planet
Sack boy is too cute!
Creating levels is fun!
Sad - no friends online.

[AniAko]

Portal:
Insane robot AI finally learns to love.

Or the more obvious quote:

Portal: It was a triumph

[pseudopseudo]

Or the more obvious quote:

Portal: It was a triumph

Or, the even MORE obvious quote:

Portal:

I'm making a note here - huge success.

[axion]

Portal:
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!

[AniAko]

The EVEN MORE OBVIOUS quote:

Portal: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[SilentScreams]

Portal:
I don't understand all the fuss.

[AniAko]

TF2: The only game I'm STILL playing REGULARLY 1 year later

[Tron]

Far Cry 2: They managed these graphics WITHOUT licensing the Crysis engine?

[Codicier]

Portal:

I liked it too, but you Portal nerds need to stop singing that fucking song every single time anyone mentions Portal.

[Wedge]

Halo 3: It is a teabagging simulator.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Fallout 3
Bongo, bongo, bongo I don’t want to leave the congo Oh no no no no no... :D

Fallout 3: We have some pretty racist songs.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Portal:

I liked it too, but you Portal nerds need to stop singing that fucking song every single time anyone mentions CAKE.

Portal: If fixed that for you.

[Tron]

Dead Space: What does EA stand for because it sure as heck doesn't stand for Electronic Arts.

[Codicier]

Portal: If fixed that for you.

Portal: I fixed that for you. :p

[Aggort]

Call of Duty 4: When you truly realize how shitty Treyarch is.

[AniAko]

Portal:

I liked it too, but you Portal nerds need to stop singing that fucking song every single time anyone mentions Portal.

We do what we must, because, we can.

[Tron]

Call of Duty 4: When you truly realize how shitty Treyarch is.

I had to play Call of Duty 5 to learn that. :(

[Aggort]

I had to play Call of Duty 5 to learn that. :(

You aren't the only one. (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=3503)

We do what we must, because, we can.

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

Epic win!

[LongStepMantis]

Twofer!

Disgaea:
My brain fucking melted...and I like it.

Oblivion:
Capt. Picard demoted to a red shirt.

[rinichanraar]

Starcraft
- Need more Vespene gas.
- Must construct additional pylons.

[violent]

Starcraft - Battlecruiser operational.

[Aggort]

Starcraft - No matter what Koreans own us.

[violent]

Starcraft - No matter what Koreans own us.

Starcraft - The SCV: It's good to go.

[BlackPete]

Okami:

"OK, why the hell didn't anyone buy this?"

So very much this. Also...

Okami: I can't believe I just spent 35 minutes fighting a sphere.

[Khrymsyn]

Starcraft - The SCV: It's good to go.

Starcraft - Time to dispense some indiscriminant justice!

[Karak]

Firepro Wrestling
Oh my god you can make ANYTHING!

[Xerxes]

The Darkness:
Talk about being given motivation to kill these two dudes.
I can't believe they killed her.

Two World:
I... can't... stop... laughing!
Why is this brown poop labeled bear?
I figure this game was made by one talented designed and a bunch of people trying to fuck up his vision.

[Scaryfaced]

Warcraft 2: Stop touching me!

Rome:Total War: Moving the fleets!

[pronounconnoun]

Starfox 64: "Do a barrel roll!"

[Tron]

Metal Gear: It's all about the rations.

[Tron]

Mario 64: This is the best launch game ever..how can this system possibly lose!! ;)

[Hellbug]

Medieval Total War 2: Putting France in increasingly uncomfortable positions since the early 11th century.

[Vandabo]

Condemned: Remember, your piece of rebar will break after murdering more than 5 hobos.

[Wilkz07]

Destruction Dash:
Easiest 200 points ever.

Fable 2:
Evil triumphs over good because good is dumb.

Fallout 3:
Evil triumphs over good because good is dumb.

KOTOR/KOTOR2:
Evil triumphs over good because good is dumb.

[tombofsoldier]

Half Life:
Whack, bang, ahh alien zombie!

[Variable Gear]

Yoshi's Island: Eat fuzzy [and] get dizzy.

[KingGorilla]

Warcraft 2: Stop touching me!


Poking

Stop POKING ME!

Company of Heroes:
"Why are your bunkers facing that way?"

[Aggort]

Any MMO practically ever:
Wait, what times is it?!

Counter Strike:
Less QQ more Pew Pews

Halo:
Jesus Christ, twelve year olds!

Bioshock:
Never would I have ever thought that I'd say a character named Mr. Bubbles kicks ass!

[Disgustipated]

Chrono Trigger: Best JRPG ever, and one of the greatest games of all time.

[Thanasimos]

Fallout:

We built you this wonderful world to explore, but DON'T FORGET THE TIME LIMIT.

[violent]

Fallout:

We built you this wonderful world to explore, but DON'T FORGET THE TIME LIMIT.

Fallout: The people need water!

[Scaryfaced]

Poking

Stop POKING ME!

It's been years! Get off my back!:(

Realistically, I would have gone with the sound a sheep makes when you click it into self distruction. Something along the lines of "BaaahBAM". Doesn't come off as well, though.

Half-Life:"........"

[Narradisall]

Fallout 3: I'm a mighty might man I really don't need a wife, Yeeeeeaaahhhh!

Medieval Total War 2: Ending the 100 year war with France before my toast has popped.

[National Kato]

Hotel Dusk: Room 215 - DeargodfuckingpleaseIjustwanttopickupthestupidpape rclip.

[Tron]

Dead Rising: It's a game about an annoying guy on the radio...oh and some zombies too.

[AniAko]

Starcraft: It is a good day to die

[Tron]

Killer Instinct: Pretty sure you can do combos in this game

[Tron]

Redneck Rampage: Proof that the genre was here to stay.

[Tron]

Dead Space: Mediocre combat + tedious inventory management + going to the Doom 3 trickbag way too many times = all style and no substance.

[KingGorilla]

Motherfucker use the edit button.

Second Sight: "Oh, OH!, I see what you did there."

Condemned 1 and 2: :"I really hate these cock sucking mannequins."

[Ravenlock]

Grim Fandango

It was Grim Fanango

So very true.

For me, I'll take an unpopular one:
Assassin's Creed: I blissfully ignore repetitiveness as my blade enters another neck.

[Morangie]

Hitman: So many tragic "accidents".

Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan: OOOUEENDAAAAAN

Halo 2 & 3: Mute button, you are my only friend.

[Karmakin]

World of Warcraft:Barrens chat is actually quite entertaining.

OR

Don't stand in the fire!!

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD: Hardcore is beautiful sometimes.

Speaking of Ouendan...Ouendan II: OOOOOUEEENDAAAN OU-EN-DAN OU-EN-DAN OU-EN-DAN OU-EN-DAN...HA!....HA!....OSU!

[Scaryfaced]

Halo 2: "Needlers, BITCH!"

Lost Cause: Well, at least skydiving is fun.

TF2: BONK!

[Rakael]

Secret of Mana:

My favorite game of all time.

[Tron]

Motherfucker use the edit button

You bruise too easily! :p

[Spigot]

Katamari Damacy: Rollin' rollin' rollin'...

[SilentScreams]

Civilization 4: Just one more turn...hey, why is it dark outside?

[LongStepMantis]

Katamari Damacy: Rollin' rollin' rollin'...

Good stuff, my response for Katamari is best served this way:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd315/longstepmantis/1165943339830.jpg

[Talon]

Diablo II: Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, Dropping everywhere!

[Spigot]

Good stuff, my response for Katamari is best served this way:
Hah.

I was wondering what song lyrics people would put after my post. There are at least two others that I thought of off hand, though I was going for Rawhide...

[Lekon]

Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan: A game where japanese male cheerleaders bust out of a school kid's closet, And then it gets weird.

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup: The game that destroyed hours upon hours of CoG IRC members lives.

[Talanvor]

Starcraft - Carrier has arrived! x 12
Rock Band 2 - What other game has background singers just for when you're playing awesome?
Street Figher 2 - HADOUKEN! SHORYUKEN!
Diablo - Go ahead and stick that demon in your head, it sounds like a great idea!
Gears of War 1/2 - Boome-SPLAT, goddammit.

[AniAko]

Assassin's Creed: Climb, Run, Stab, Repeat. If it never ended, I'd still be playing it

[KingGorilla]

Civilization 4: Just one more turn...hey, why is it dark outside?

Sins of a Solar Empire: "Man I need a shower; how long have I been up?."

[Spectre-7]

SoulCalibur:
Siegfried is badly wounded but the soul still burns.

Prey:
Pretty fun but I'm starting to feel kinda oh no mmmph MMmmph HURK!

Left 4 Dead:
There's a hunter on me!

[pomeroy]

Gears of War 2 : WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (the Cole-train is the only important aspect of Gears, imo).

[AniAko]

Gears of War 2 : WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (the Cole-train is the only important aspect of Gears, imo).

Seriously, he needs more cameos in other games. Just pop up like the old MK2 "Toasty"

[axion]

Any multiple disc install process:
Seriously, disc one a-fucking-gain?

[Narradisall]

Prince of Persia: NO! DON'T JUMP THAT WAY! JUMP *THAT* WAY!!!

[Tron]

STALKER: Telling you to get out of here since 2007

[Hyperglide]

Guitar Hero Aerosmith: Steven Tylers mouth is bigger than the setlist.

[pomeroy]

Guitar Hero Aerosmith: Steven Tylers mouth is bigger than the setlist.

Muahahaha. Love it.

[muddi900]

Mass Effect:
Searching for asari booty, since 2135.

[Spacetronaut]

Bioshock: "Oh God, are those bees?"

Left 4 Dead: "Smoker on me! No, behind you! Why are you going that way? Are you leaving me to die? I always fucking hated you!" (I know, more than one sentence.)

God of War 2: Because sometimes you just want to crush a man's skull in a door.

[boratika]

Pixeljunk Monsters: If it hurts this much, why do I love it so?

Bionic Comando Rearmed: Cheapest deaths EVAR!

Half-life: The soldier stands and points his gun where the open door he's behind meets the wall and then he fires a grenade.

Pikmin: So many-so, so many have died for my selfish gain.

GTA4: No, I don't want to play your terrible bowling minigame and I still won't four minutes from now.

Left 4 Dead: Where the hell is Zoey running of to, completely on his own? *or* Rule 34ed before it was even released. *or* I hate it when the survivors have a bot in their team!

and one sentence repeated ad infinitum

Team Fortress 2: Need a teleporter here!

[Narradisall]

Team Fortress 2: Need a teleporter here!

"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"

[AniAko]

Team Fortress 2: That <Insert Noun> is a spy!

[boratika]

"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"
"Need a dispenser here"

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Hey it's one sentence, just repeated :p

[Ghostbear]

Fallout 3: This game makes me happy in my pants.

[quidmonkey]

Smmaasshh!

[AniAko]

Fallout 3: This game makes me happy in my pants.

Fallout 3: This makes me happy in ghostbear's pants :)

[crazyD]

Rock Band 2 - What other game has background singers just for when you're playing awesome?

Rock Band 1?

[Karak]

Jade Empire.
"Oh how tragic I see your beauty but no one else does."

[Panthera]

Mount & Blade: Bitchin' mounted combat is more bitchin' with fifty guys on your side.

[Panthera]

Firepro Wrestling
Oh my god you can make ANYTHING!

I found this particularly true of the GBA version.