The best "Awful" Metal video of all time

[Seconds Out]

Since I've been out of work, my daily routine has consisted of watching "Metal Mania" on VH1 Classic while I conduct my job search. I saw this today, and just had to post it. God Bless Ronnie James Dio.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

[Kojak]

Ha I instantly knew what video clip it was going to be :p

Too be honest I actually find this one awesome but all my friends say its the worst thing they have seen due to teeth.

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[Thanasimos]

That was bad, yeah, but it was no Dimmu Borgir...

I can't watch Sacrilegious Scorn enough times. It's so intriguing!

Edit: To clarify, I know on some level that Sacrilegious Scorn has to be the worst video ever, especially considering the song it's attached to (which I also find terrible). But at the same time, I love it.

[Scaryfaced]

This thread has serious potential. I'm tempted to spam it with horrible nu metal videos, but for now I'll stick to the classics.
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[Kojak]

BAM!

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[Scaryfaced]

Using Quiet Riot is a bit of a cop out, but i'm cool with that.
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The look on Tom's face in this video gets me every time.
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[Seconds Out]

Since I've been out of work, my daily routine has consisted of watching "Metal Mania" on VH1 Classic while I conduct my job search. I saw this today, and just had to post it. God Bless Ronnie James Dio.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

The rats, cardboard cutouts, and awful blue screen effects make this video epic. Not to mention Dio's walk and expression throughout, classic shit.

[Seconds Out]

Ha I instantly knew what video clip it was going to be :p

Too be honest I actually find this one awesome but all my friends say its the worst thing they have seen due to teeth.

89h-X-tZa_w


I find that one awesome too, teeth fail to qualify for the "Best Awful Metal Video" of all time. 3 criteria have to be met...

1. The video has to epitomize the era in which it was made.
2. The lead singer has to look absolutely ridiculous.
3. The song has to be either so killer that its a no-brainer, or so cheezy its good.

For Example...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgvoSwUoaQE

[Scaryfaced]

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Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Goldberg!

[Seconds Out]

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Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Goldberg!

That is good and awful. What the hell was Dave Mustane thinking when he decided to do that song?

[Kojak]

I find that one awesome too, teeth fail to qualify for the "Best Awful Metal Video" of all time. 3 criteria have to be met...

1. The video has to epitomize the era in which it was made.
2. The lead singer has to look absolutely ridiculous.
3. The song has to be either so killer that its a no-brainer, or so cheezy its good.

For Example...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgvoSwUoaQE
Oh man I haven't listened to Danger Danger in god knows how long.

I feel that the second video I posted qualifies for all three of the above criteria...as does this one.

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[Rock Bandit]

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Not metal but it fits the awful and video criteria.

[DoctorFinger]

I'm absolutely shocked that Seconds Out did not yet mention the greatest bad hair band of all time - Aldo Nova.

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[Seconds Out]

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Not metal but it fits the awful and video criteria.


Dude, Billy Squire definately qualifies!

[Primus]

Best and worst metal ever:

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Every band should treat themselves like this.

[Wasson_]

lol...Gwar. one of their members invented music by stretching dinosaur guts over the grand canyon.

[Wasson_]

Ha I instantly knew what video clip it was going to be :p

Too be honest I actually find this one awesome but all my friends say its the worst thing they have seen due to teeth.

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the video is actually pretty kick ass, wtf is wrong with the teeth? Teeth assist in the mastication process greatly, they're awesome. SOME NERVE YOUR FRIENDS HAVE...

[Sandman]

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Manson has had some bad videos in his day but this one takes the cake. I want that car though.

[Dave]

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Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Goldberg!

Ha ha ha!! I think JCVD being in this video is a little worse than 'ol Goldberg being in it.

Seeing this, made me think of another Megadeth video that I absolutely LOVE to clown on though, mainly due to Dave's choice of hairdo and his stylishly frilly leather jacket. :D

From the Wes Craven film Shocker, it's Megadeth with a cover of Alice Cooper's "No More Mr. Nice Guy". Enjoy!

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[Seconds Out]

The longer Dave Mustane's career lasts, the more I understand why he was kicked out of Metallica. He is the worst.

[ShivaX]

The longer Dave Mustane's career lasts, the more I understand why he was kicked out of Metallica. He is the worst.

Hes a hell of a lot better than Metallica.

He went soft for a little bit, quickly realized it sucked ass and actually went back to putting out music on par with his older shit. Metallica could learn a lot from Dave.