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Rogue_hunter

10-08-2008, 06:14 PM

From today, just a few minutes ago.

[16:10] <+RandoM51> what is up with people who have to spend so much time on the toilet they actually take reading material in with them?
[16:10] <+OrangePulp> I didn't play Fallout/2 until a few years after it's release; got the pair of the games for 10 bucks
[16:10] <+OrangePulp> one of the best deals ever
[16:10] <+MotWakorb> Some of us REALLY have to shit, Random.
[16:10] <+OrangePulp> lol, sulik
[16:10] <+OrangePulp> I never really used NPCs much
[16:11] <+OrangePulp> I liked to solo it
[16:11] <+RandoM51> I just don't understand why it takes so long. I'm all "surgical strike" when it comes to the bathroom, in and out quick.
[16:11] <+OrangePulp> felt more like a dude in the wasteland
[16:11] <+MotWakorb> Some of us have a lot of shit?
[16:11] * LiquidRain has joined #colonyofgamers
[16:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +v LiquidRain
[16:11] <+Ghostbear> lol
[16:11] <+OrangePulp> of course, it also let me steal points from charisma, and put them into more useful stats
[16:11] <+OrangePulp> like agility and intelligence
[16:11] <+RandoM51> your colon can only be so big. it isn't how much, it is how fast.
[16:11] <+Ghostbear> charisma is useful in fallout
[16:11] <+OrangePulp> eh, I mean, talking to people and such is useful
[16:12] <+OrangePulp> thus, tag speechcraft
[16:12] <+OrangePulp> but I don't find the charisma stat itself all that useful
[16:12] <+OrangePulp> I'd rather have more APs or more skill points
[16:13] <+MotWakorb> Not everyone is all surgical strike like you Random :)
[16:13] <+RandoM51> I guess I am a dump truck and the slowpokes are more like conveyor belts.
[16:13] <+MotWakorb> Then I'm a conveyor belt.
[16:14] <+RandoM51> tilt the bed, open the gate, everything comes out in less than 5-10 seconds.
[16:14] <+HBogard> What an elegant discussion.
[16:14] <+OrangePulp> only the best, at #ColonyOfGamers
[16:14] <+HBogard> I'd love to hear you all say these things in British accents.
[16:14] <+MotWakorb> Bwahaha... tha'd be funny.

Spectre-7

10-08-2008, 06:24 PM

ColonyOfGamers or ColonOfGamers? You decide...

AniAko

10-08-2008, 07:24 PM

RTS night isn't for everyone...

(8:28:01 PM) RandoM51: I wish I could remember that leper prostitute joke.
(8:28:27 PM) Lekon: I try to tell that joke but it all falls apart.
(8:28:47 PM) ***AniAko does rimshot

Wackman3000

10-08-2008, 08:40 PM

Here's one I'm sure Dis will enjoy:

Shadowstorm> youtube spam ROCKS GUYS
<Shadowstorm> hi, how's it going?
<Shadowstorm> How's it going. i was browsin round for people like me, & i unearthed your lil' site. You seem to be a rather fascinating person, but I'm rather inexperienced at this site, and don't really know what to do on here. Don't they have some sort of chatting program here? I hate writing to ppl, and maybe never getting a responce! Anyways, if you feel like talking with me, you could check me over at ]www.hangoutpile.org[/url] , my name
<Shadowstorm> So, ya, hope to meet up with you there. I'm always lookin' to find more people.
<Shadowstorm> Patricia Walker
<Shadowstorm> what the fuck
<Shadowstorm> who was that
<tashi> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<tashi> wwwwwwww
<Shadowstorm> [21:40] <+Shadowstorm> hi, how's it going?
<Shadowstorm> guys I didn't type that
<tashi> give me his phone number
<Lekon> Thefuck was that Shadow?
<Shadowstorm> spam in my youtube account
<tashi> looks like patricia walker
<Lekon> He's trojan'd again!
<tashi> lol
<Lekon> BURN THE UNCLEAN ONE!

BLeeP

10-08-2008, 08:44 PM

RTS night isn't for everyone...

That got me laughing. Jolly good show.

Wackman3000

10-08-2008, 08:48 PM

Here's another one that just got me laughing hard, particularly Dis:

<Shadowstorm> 'sup iSuck?
<Shadowstorm> har har har
<iHap> Shutit ShadowFail
<Wackman3000> I prefer Failstorm
<Disgustipated> Shadowstorm > iFap
<Lekon> Dude, we all fap.
<Disgustipated> Agreed Wack, Iwas gonna say that but thought it was obvious
<iHap> Ironically "iFap" isn't the first time I was given that nickname
<Disgustipated> That's actually not irony.
<Disgustipated> Try again, Alanis.
<Shadowstorm> yeah
<Shadowstorm> you noob
<Wackman3000> LOL

Shadowstorm

10-08-2008, 08:49 PM

Here's one I'm sure Dis will enjoy:

I just realized the "hi, how's it going?" line was a part of the actual spam mail as opposed to someone, like, ghosting my username or whatever.

SORRY GUYS.

iHap

10-08-2008, 08:57 PM

Umm...No words can describe...

Disgustipated slides Codicier's fingers in and out of his mouth

Shadowstorm

10-08-2008, 09:00 PM

[21:59] <12+Shadowstorm> Hellbug got really pissed at me the other night in tf2
[21:59] <+Psykoboy2> Hi Shadowstorm
[21:59] * +Disgustipated slides his finger in and out of his mouth, gurgle gurgle
[22:00] <07+Disgustipated> Don't fuck with Hellbug
[22:00] <07+Disgustipated> he's usually doped up on drugs
[22:00] <+Codicier> Classy as always Dis.
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> I kept on getting in the way of his sniper rifle
[22:00] <+Troggles> Wow
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> so he couldn't see any targetgs
[22:00] <+Troggles> that was a long ass commercial for Farcry 2
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> targets*
[22:00] <+OrangePulp> on purpose?
[22:00] <+iHap> Hellbug on drugs is way more fun when playing games.
[22:00] * ChanServ sets mode: +l 45
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> yes OP, as a joke. hellbug and I are cool.
[22:00] <+Psykoboy2> AniAko, I brought up your name in a thread and you never showed up
[22:00] * +Disgustipated slides Codicier's fingers in and out of his mouth
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> wat.
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> the
[22:00] <12+Shadowstorm> phuck
[22:00] <+OrangePulp> ah, yes, I've played that game many times before
[22:01] <+OrangePulp> referring to blocking someone's sight
[22:01] <+OrangePulp> not the weird finger sliding thing
[22:01] <+Wackman3000> LOL
[22:01] <12+Shadowstorm> lol
[22:01] <12+Shadowstorm> !
[22:01] <07+Disgustipated> lol
[22:01] <+iHap> Wow...
[22:01] <12+Shadowstorm> hahaha
[22:01] <12+Shadowstorm> win!

Not sure what is with all those extra characters.

Alatheia

10-09-2008, 01:36 AM

[23:34] Alatheia: I go out drinking with the teacher I had for speach :D
[23:34] Alatheia: she was the best
[23:34] Lekon: I've gone out to the bar with students before.
[23:34] Lekon: I didn't drink, but I had soda ;)
[23:34] Alatheia: she drank :-p
[23:34] Lekon: I can't :p
[23:34] Alatheia: her apartment was across the street from the bar
[23:35] Rogue_hunter: one of my instructors has her own band, so I go to those concerts once in a while
[23:35] Alatheia: and she makes me sleep on her couch if I get too drunk
[23:35] Alatheia: I <3 her
[23:35] Rogue_hunter: and my golf coach also shows up, so we drink together
[23:35] BlackScarab: have you ever made a move?
[23:35] Lekon: Hah!
[23:35] Alatheia: you asking me if I've made a move on her?
[23:35] BlackScarab: that is what im asking
[23:35] Alatheia: I like guys...
[23:35] BlackScarab: HEY
[23:35] BlackScarab: you're a female
[23:36] Alatheia: <-- female on teh interwebs
[23:36] BlackScarab: my apologies...................
[23:36] BlackScarab: BACK TO TOPIC
[23:36] Lekon: *Snorts*
[23:36] Lekon: That was awesome.

Rogue_hunter

10-09-2008, 01:37 AM

More fun!

[23:36] <BlackScarab> I would of made a move.
[23:36] <iHap> They let boobs on the intertwebs!?
[23:36] <Alatheia> but, seriously, she's a fucking amazon, beautiful too
[23:36] <Lekon> HEY, you're a female! is awesome.
[23:36] <Alatheia> but she has no penis
[23:36] <BlackScarab> lol Lekon
[23:37] <Alatheia> someone put that in the thread :-p
[23:37] <BlackScarab> :(
[23:37] <Rogue_hunter> the internet is only for the admiring of boobs
[23:37] <Ten19> It's like BlackScarab just found gold or something
[23:37] <Ten19> Hark!
[23:37] <Lekon> I'm drillin fer bewbs!
[23:37] <Alatheia> guess what BlackScarab...
[23:37] <Lekon> Its a geyser!
[23:37] <Alatheia> I'm also Goronmon's gf :-p
[23:37] <Ten19> Goromon's not gay?
[23:37] <BlackScarab> You didn't really need to share that info
[23:37] <Ten19> HAHA JUST KIDDING
[23:37] <Alatheia> :-p
[23:37] <Ten19> Is he even in here?
[23:37] <Ten19> That would have worked better if he was.
[23:37] <Lekon> She wore him out probably.
[23:38] <iHap> I always though Goron had a thing for Mag
[23:38] <iHap> Wow
[23:38] <Alatheia> LOL
[23:38] <Alatheia> Gononmon is mine <3
[23:38] <Alatheia> Rouge knows, ask him
[23:38] <Lekon> That you wear him out?
[23:38] <iHap> I don't even want to know.
[23:38] <Ten19> Rouge is a female too, I believe
[23:38] <Alatheia> rofl, that too
[23:38] <Rogue_hunter> yeah, Tim is sooooooooo gay, just look at his facebook pic
[23:38] <Lekon> Ah. My students loved my Voices. And my props
[23:38] <OrangePulp> if rogue is a chick, he (she?) has voice issues
[23:38] <Alatheia> which one does he have up there?
[23:38] <Alatheia> the one in the Elf costume?
[23:38] <Lekon> On visual Aid day I'd bring in a shitload of props.
[23:39] <Rogue_hunter> yes
[23:39] <Alatheia> it's funny
[23:39] <iHap> Lekon any caturday ones?
[23:39] <Ten19> No, Rouge_Hunter is female, Rogue_hunter is a manly man
[23:39] <Lekon> Magic tricks, (Magic has a lot to do with Public speaking). Drawings, Art books, and a lightsaber.
[23:39] <BlackScarab> Lightsaber, ftw.
[23:39] <Lekon> I have one of those MR Lightsabers.
[23:39] <iHap> I vote you bring caturday "visual aids"
[23:39] <Alatheia> Caturday!
[23:39] <BlackScarab> I should do my next speech on caturday
[23:39] <iHap> hahaha do it
[23:39] <BlackScarab> I would win the class
[23:39] <BlackScarab> and life
[23:40] <iHap> Bring cheese burgers for props
[23:40] <Lekon> I actually have a clause in my syllabus:
[23:40] <Lekon> No live, no dead animals as visaul aids.
[23:40] <iHap> haha
[23:40] <Lekon> And YES I get the question about the dead. And yes, it was required.

10 char!!!!!!!!!!!

Lekon

10-09-2008, 01:44 AM

It scares me how many of these I am in so far.

Everyone vs Dinosaurs

10-09-2008, 01:59 AM

This thread got horrifying, quickly.

mightbe

10-09-2008, 04:11 AM

(5:15:25 AM) mightbe: Are their vaginii the size of cherry tomatoes or something?
(5:15:33 AM) Xerxes: ^_^

mightbe

10-09-2008, 04:14 AM

(5:11:56 AM) Xerxes: that's what japan is about
(5:12:01 AM) mightbe: Dick grabbing?
(5:12:07 AM) mightbe: I don't think I want to go then.
(5:12:07 AM) Xerxes: panties in vending machines and dick grabbing
(5:12:08 AM) Xerxes: :-)
(5:12:13 AM) mightbe: Dick grabbing machines?
(5:12:29 AM) RandoM51: last person who grabbed my dick through my pants was a guy, I'm sad to say. don't stand outside of a south beach clothing shop while your lady friend is inside shopping.
(5:12:34 AM) Xerxes: I'm glad he said it was girls doing this
(5:12:41 AM) Lekon: Yeah, girls.
(5:12:51 AM) mightbe: WTF do you guys have against guys?
(5:12:52 AM) Xerxes: ^_^ AaaaAAaaa
(5:13:00 AM) mightbe: fucking sexists.

Xerxes

10-09-2008, 04:48 AM

(4:16:16 AM) Lekon: Hey, Ever see that video of Utada's other talent?
(4:16:24 AM) Lekon: She's a fucking grandmaster Tetris player.
(4:16:25 AM) Xerxes: Tetris?
(4:16:27 AM) Xerxes: I know
(4:16:31 AM) Lekon: That video was scary
(4:16:43 AM) Xerxes: I haven't seen a video though
(4:17:18 AM) Lekon: I may have it still
(4:18:05 AM) mightbe: I think that competitive tetris should have lethal consequences.
(4:18:05 AM) Xerxes: I have had nerdy dreams of playing tetris with her, and it gets all heated and we like throw are DSs to the side.... Then she's like all moaning and stuff. @_@
(4:18:14 AM) Lekon: ....

(4:34:44 AM) Xerxes: So maybe if I go to Japan, I just throw my challenge out at the airport, Hikaru could never beat me Tetris... they'll summon their singer champion to vanquish me... I'm going to write about this for NaMoWriMo
(4:35:30 AM) Lekon: ...
(4:35:37 AM) Lekon: I don't even know what to say to that
(4:36:16 AM) Xerxes: I'll send you my novel in December
(4:36:18 AM) Xerxes: ^_^

Lekon

10-09-2008, 04:49 AM

You guys should have seen it when Random51 did his impression of David Hasslehoff. He was spot on in doing an impersonation of a guy so drugged out he couldn't even eat a cheeseburger.

mightbe

10-09-2008, 04:50 AM

(5:55:42 AM) ***Lekon slaps Xerxes upside the head
(5:55:47 AM) Lekon: Quit quoting me in the IRC thread!

H.Bogard

10-09-2008, 05:18 AM

It scares me how many of these I am in so far.

Because you're there 23 hours a day!

AniAko

10-09-2008, 07:30 AM

Maybe we should keep quotes under 24 lines? It doesn't hurt to put a little effort in cutting out the junk to make it read easier :)

AniAko

10-09-2008, 09:55 AM

(10:56:25 AM) Klunka: hour till lunch
(10:56:38 AM) NotJeff: I usually eat around 11:30.
(10:56:44 AM) NotJeff: Since I come in and leave early.
(10:57:43 AM) Klunka: I come in late and leave early. I find it's the best plan to optimize my WAR time
(10:57:58 AM) NotJeff: Slackerrific.
(10:58:16 AM) Klunka: I'm as slacker as it gets really
(10:58:27 AM) AniAko: I contest that claim Klunka
(10:58:45 AM) Klunka: Fine, you can take the title. I don't feel like fighting over it
(10:58:54 AM) ***AniAko stares in awe
(10:58:55 AM) NotJeff: Oh, snap.

He'd be the king of all Slackers, if he had the motivation to...

Edit: God damn, this is going to bash.org (http://bash.org/?837511) as well :-D

Mot Wakorb

10-09-2008, 10:31 AM

Dude, Klunka truly is the king of slackers... Ani, you really just can't compete.

iHap

10-09-2008, 12:49 PM

This one isn't about Lekon Woo!

<Ghostbear> TF2 tonight people
<Ghostbear> I must burn folks
<iHap> I might not make it tonight :(
<Ghostbear> kinda like how it burns when ihap pees
<Klunka> UTI is no laughing matter
<Ghostbear> heh
<iHap> I don't know. I've never had my penis burn when I pee.
<Klunka> If it burns when you pee, does it burn when you do ... other stuff to?
<iHap> Maybe, but probably a lot less since pee has a lot more salt in it than semen.
<modeps> :X
<-- Disgustipated (~Administr@76.89.232.24) has left #colonyofgamers

Callador

10-10-2008, 03:25 PM

Is it too early to declare Klunka as the winner of the irc thread?

PathMaster

10-10-2008, 03:58 PM

/me is happy he is not in this thread.

Rogue_hunter

10-10-2008, 07:04 PM

Expugnare

10-10-2008, 08:05 PM

mightbe regaled us with his crazy dream from last night. It's a bit too big to post here, so I uploaded it to rapidshare, where you can download it here. (http://rapidshare.com/files/152823000/mightbe_s_crazy_dream.txt.html)
It's weird, bizarre, and horribly written. I didn't do too much with the grammar and spelling, makes it more authentic.

That text file was horribly formatted and I hate side scrolling so I made it into a PDF here (http://uploads.evilavatarcomics.com/Expugnare/Mightbe%27s_dream.pdf)

Rogue_hunter

10-10-2008, 08:08 PM

That text file was horribly formatted and I hate side scrolling so I made it into a PDF here (http://uploads.evilavatarcomics.com/Expugnare/Mightbe%27s_dream.pdf)

well screw you and your desire for formatting!

mightbe

10-10-2008, 10:29 PM

I don't dream often.

But when I do, it's fucked up.

OrangePulp

10-12-2008, 03:57 AM

Late night in IRC:

[01:56] <Wacksmashed3000> I bet Evil Avatar fucks donkeys in his spare time
[01:56] <RandoM51> oh come on, there aren't that many donkey subscribers.
[01:56] <Lekon> Dude, that's not cool
[01:56] <Lekon> He makes love to them.
[01:56] <Wacksmashed3000> sorry
[01:56] <Wacksmashed3000> didnt know you were a donkey lekon
[01:56] <Disgustipated> lol
[01:56] <RandoM51> buys them dinner first, with your subscription money.

AniAko

10-12-2008, 10:20 AM

Late night in IRC:

I try not to encourage Evil bashing, but god DAMN was that funny :D

OrangePulp

10-12-2008, 02:07 PM

I try not to encourage Evil bashing, but god DAMN was that funny :D

Yeah, I didn't post it because we were making fun of Evil; who cares about that guy, anymore. I just liked the "makes love to them" and "buys them dinner with your subscription money" bits.

Wackman3000

10-12-2008, 02:10 PM

Yeah, I didn't post it because we were making fun of Evil; who cares about that guy, anymore. I just liked the "makes love to them" and "buys them dinner with your subscription money" bits.

Funniest part about all this is that I don't really remember any of it. But as with most of the hilarity that ensues over at our chat, it's not so much the initial joke that's funny but the terrible twists and spins people put on them.

I highly encourage anyone with a sense of humor to come hang with us during the day. There's never really a dull moment.

mightbe

10-13-2008, 04:21 AM

(5:26:38 AM) mightbe: hah
(5:27:17 AM) mightbe: I hope you get a cock bruise so that every morning wood makes you cry out in pain.
(5:27:19 AM) mightbe: not really.
(5:27:23 AM) mightbe: <3
(5:27:24 AM) pseudopseudo: I heartily approve of the dick kick.
(5:27:38 AM) Disgustipated: haha
(5:27:39 AM) pseudopseudo: Just never shoot a man in the dick.
(5:27:47 AM) Disgustipated: I hope I fuck my new girl so hard I get that cock bruise
(5:27:49 AM) Disgustipated: that'd be sweet
(5:27:51 AM) iHap: Ugh...I was shot in the dick by a paintball gun.

Xerxes

10-13-2008, 05:08 PM

I'll have to join the shenanigans once my project is done.

Lekon

10-15-2008, 04:50 AM

<+Lekon> he is black
<+mightbe> WHO?
<+Lekon> xerxes
<+mightbe> ...
<+mightbe> NOOO
<+mightbe> I thought he just took really dark pictures.

From tonight's fun.

H.Bogard

10-15-2008, 01:58 PM

<tashi>what's the japanese picture taking game?
<tashi>butterfly effect?
<HBogard>Huh?
<AniAko>fatal frame
<tashi>thanks
<HBogard>What was its other name?
<mightbe> Ghost Recon
<AniAko> Fujiko Namanitzi
* mightbe rimshots.

<tashi> do you guys minus HBogard eat boiled chicken?
<HBogard>You'll never eat it boilt again.
<Ghostbear>boiled? wtf
<tashi>Yeah but boiling cihcken doesn't have 18 ingredients
<Ghostbear>sounds exceptionally bland
<tashi>yeah so what
<tashi>it tastes like chicken
<Ghostbear>no it doesn't you boiled all the flavor out of it
<violent>How could someone fuck up chicken?
<mightbe>usually in the butthole, violent.
<mightbe>I'm a professional. I know these things.
<RandoM51>why did mightbe cross the street? His dick was in the chicken's ass.

iHap

10-15-2008, 11:17 PM

How does ones keyboard get knocked off?

<Sandman> hze1a h 5xb5xryhhumi].\./p[;,umyhnu6vfrt5eZAQazwDEXSRCDYVFTGUNYBNUHJMIO,K[P.L;[/'
<iHap> ...what?
<Sandman> keyboard malfunction
<Sandman> (it dropped
<Sandman> )
<FUBL> ahh thought it might have been a cat
<iHap> How do you drop a keyboard
<pseudopseudo> Sandman, when you fap, it's usually best to aim AWAY from the keyboard.
<pseudopseudo> :D
<Sandman> well it got knocked off is a better term....

pomeroy

10-17-2008, 12:51 AM

<RandoM51> eh, i don't like boston at all.
<Disgustipated> Also, Mag said he'll only come to SoCal if I snuggle with him. WTF.
* Disgustipated calls Hellbug
<Hellbug> I wish he'd come to Mich. :[
<Disgustipated> So he could snuggle with you?
<Disgustipated> You know Mag has like an 8 inch d
<Hellbug> Hey now
<Disgustipated> he was too much for ladies
<Hellbug> I'm not gay, but snuggling isn't gay
<pomeroy> Why not, Random? I've been there a few times and thought it was cool...
<Disgustipated> so he has to hit it in the dirt
<Disgustipated> snuggling with guys is gay, dude, any way you cut it.
<pomeroy> dude, cuddling with another guy is gay
<Hellbug> Even for warmth?
<Disgustipated> Wilderness, trapped in a tree thanks to a bear?
<RandoM51> everything is far away from everything else. tiny downtown which closes at 2am.
<Disgustipated> cold as fuck?
<Disgustipated> Snuggling? Gay
<RandoM51> spooning with Denny Crane is ok in my book.
<pomeroy> Random: bars close at 1 in Nebraska. I'd be moving up :)
<OrangePulp> bars close at 1 in nebraska? but what else is there to do, but drink?
<RandoM51> fuck goats.
<RandoM51> watch your friends fuck goats.
<OrangePulp> ah yes, goatfucking, the great nebraskan passtime
<RandoM51> goat roasting
<Sandman> cow tipping?
<pomeroy> hahahaha
<RandoM51> Nebraska, where the men are men and the goats are nervous.
<Troggles> that's one hell of a tip to a cow

Troggles

10-21-2008, 10:04 PM

<+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
<+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy
<+HereticMachine> Sent.
<+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards.

I couldn't let that one go.

Generation ABXY

10-21-2008, 11:27 PM

Lekon

10-24-2008, 04:48 AM

<+mightbe> god dammit I Want solid food.
<+RandoM51> you eating through a straw or something?
<+mightbe> liquid diet.
<+RandoM51> I was trying to go beyond the what to the why.
<+mightbe> to shrink my liver in prep for laproscopic surgery
<+RandoM51> ow.
<+mightbe> yeah.
<+mightbe> two days in and I'd knife a midget for a burrito right now

Couldn't let this one go too. Nice to see my Halo line made it in. :D

Wackman3000

10-25-2008, 07:33 PM

Shadowstorm> dude
<Shadowstorm> lon lon is playing a game called lol Shadowstorm
<Shadowstorm> haha
<Shadowstorm> awesoem
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<Lon_Lon_Rabbit> did Shadowstorm tell you all how he's a noob at steam
<Shadowstorm> :D
<Wackman3000> hes a noob at pretty much everything
<Shadowstorm> no.
<Shadowstorm> u.
<Lekon> amd Wackman's point is proven!
<Shadowstorm> i don't get it?
<Wackman3000> Exactly.
<Lekon> Dear god I hope you never do
<Shadowstorm> I don't get how he can make Steam show up in such a way as to put anything in the games list
<Shadowstorm> if that makes sense
<Lon_Lon_Rabbit> yeah except then you also believed me that there was a PC version of Smash Bros
<Wackman3000> LMFAO

Shadowstorm

10-25-2008, 07:36 PM

Lon Lon Rabbit

10-25-2008, 08:03 PM

*Lon Lon Rabbit is now playing Smash Brothers Brawl*
*Shadowstorm has entered the chat*
Shadowstorm: wtf?
Shadowstorm: Smash bros is on PC?
Lon Lon Rabbit: ya
Shadowstorm: really?
Lon Lon Rabbit: ya
Shadowstorm: how?
Lon Lon Rabbit: someone stole an early build and it seems to work quite well
Shadowstorm: do you have to run it through your Wii?
Shadowstorm: I don't have a Wii
Lon Lon Rabbit: nah whoever stole it made a nice little ap out of it works fine on PC alone
Shadowstorm: download link?
Lon Lon Rabbit: k sec
Lon Lon Rabbit: I'll go find it
Lon Lon Rabbit: now where was it
Lon Lon Rabbit: oh here it is
Lon Lon Rabbit: www.lol.com
Shadowstorm: ?
Shadowstorm: This is some comedy site.
Lon Lon Rabbit: Oh sorry let me find the right one just a sec.
*Lon Lon Rabbit is now playing "lol Shadowstorm"

Poor guy really believed me.

Xerxes

10-26-2008, 12:40 AM

Poor guy really believed me.

That shit is funny as hell. www.lol.com :D

Lon Lon Rabbit

10-26-2008, 01:00 AM

I had actually never been to the site til you linked it then, I just made up the url at the time.

H.Bogard

10-27-2008, 04:43 AM

<Disgustipated> OH
<Disgustipated> FUCK NO
<Disgustipated> FURRY PORTAL PORN
<Disgustipated> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<pseudopseudo> It's what you get for being a wafflist.
<Disgustipated> Oh fuck this
<Disgustipated> FUCK NO
<Disgustipated> An Elite fucking the Sarge from Halo in the ass
<Disgustipated> game over
<Disgustipated> no more internet for me
<Disgustipated> Rule 34 wins. Fuck this.
<Disgustipated> OH GOD... MExican ET porn.
<Disgustipated> This is it.
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Shadowstorm

10-27-2008, 06:00 PM

[18:43] <RandoM51>it is a game, not a woman, the bigger the better.
[18:43] <Wackman3000>fat bitches need love too!
[18:43] <RandoM51>you're on the job, no worries.
[18:43] <Wackman3000>i hear shadow takes care of that
[18:44] <Disgustipated>Don't tell that to Shadow, he'll lose his virginity that wa
[18:44] <Disgustipated>way*
[18:44] <Wackman3000>beat ya to it
[18:44] <Disgustipated>fucker
[18:44] <Shadowstorm>:(
[18:44] <Shadowstorm>brb suicide
[18:44] <Disgustipated>Shadow is unusually quiet today.
[18:44] <Wackman3000>perfect
[18:44] <Disgustipated>lol
[18:44] <Wackman3000>but it on youtube
[18:44] <Hap>sad face of doooooooooooom

[18:52] <Shadowstorm>I think I just adblocked Sandman's avatar.
[18:52] <Gay_Arcane>Gaydom51 just doesn't have the same ring to it
[18:52] <Wackman3000>lol
[18:52] <Gay_Arcane>oh good call Shadow
[18:53] <Gay_Arcane>why the fuck does he have that pic up>?
[18:53] <Thrak>err, how many different forms of media it's in
[18:53] <Wackman3000>whats the pic of?
[18:53] =-=Gay_Arcane is now known as Disgustipated
[18:53] <Shadowstorm>his face.
[18:53] <Disgustipated>Him
[18:53] <Disgustipated>and his dirty sanchez mustache
[18:53] <Wackman3000>lol
[18:53] <Thrak>hah

Message too short blah blah.

violent

10-27-2008, 06:04 PM

The place is a fucking madhouse.

H.Bogard

10-27-2008, 11:59 PM

I've finally found my sig here. :)

pomeroy

10-28-2008, 12:25 AM

<violent> Hey, a dick in sugar is still a dick.
<pomeroy> i mean...you might as well just inject lard directly into your veins if you're snarfing down funnel cakes
<Disgustipated> yep
<Disgustipated> funnel cakes are terrible
<violent> Or if I may, a cock in sugar is no more sweet.
<violent> That one sounds kinda gay.

Radioguy9698

10-28-2008, 04:46 PM

Ghostbear> I have dreams about you all the time wack
<Wackman3000> well that I knew
<Siraris> I dunno
<Ghostbear> sexy, moist dreams
<Siraris> I've never even seen you before
<Siraris> But I was in this dorm room or something, and this guy came in and it was you
<Siraris> and you had been hunting
<Siraris> and you had this bird with you that was injured, and I took it and let it go free
<Siraris> and you got really upset and stabbed me in the neck
<tashi> "i have no words to express how grateful i am....
<Wackman3000> good
<tashi> but i have my virgin body"

Lint of Death

11-02-2008, 06:55 PM

[19:57] <+Shadowstorm> I couldn't find any more of that one artist
[19:57] <+Shadowstorm> damn, I forgot the name
[19:58] <+Lint> Did you check all the links I put in the last email?
[19:58] <+Lint> Gala Évora
[19:58] <+Shadowstorm> yes
[19:58] <+Shadowstorm> that's it
[19:58] <+Lint> Did you try looking at the last link, too?
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> yes to it being Gala Évora
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> no to checking out all those youtube links
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> might as well do that now
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> I'll click the one where you say "Honestly, just don't even click this."
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> lol
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> oh
[20:02] <+Lint> If you insist.
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> shit
[20:02] <+Shadowstorm> damnit lint
And that's pretty much the first thing I ever did in the CoG channel, which happened today.

Shadowstorm

11-02-2008, 07:09 PM

Rick rolled by Lint of Death :(.

Lint of Death

11-02-2008, 07:39 PM

Rick rolled by Lint of Death :(.
It's OK, you just have one more thing in common with JAYoung now. Except he got it worse.

Rogue_hunter

11-02-2008, 09:52 PM

[20:00] <+Lekon> He's afraid you'll rape him
[20:01] <+RogueOnALaptop> but I'm a guy, I'm not gonna rape him. I'll have to try that next time when I'm a gril
[20:01] <+Thrak> if you're a grill you'll just barbecue him

talking about Arkansas in the town "Mine Field" in Fallout 3.

PathMaster

11-05-2008, 07:10 PM

(8:19:38 PM) RandoM51: I don't like much anime either, but I still watch Naruto because it makes me happy. /carebear
(8:20:02 PM) Thrak: what's new?
(8:20:14 PM) RandoM51: if that shows up as a sig somewhere I'm sueing.

Not in a sig, but close..

Disgustipated

11-07-2008, 01:00 AM

(11:08:31 PM) Disgustipated: I am... I'm talking to the girl I'm diggin
(11:08:35 PM) Disgustipated: and she gets me fucking high
(11:08:38 PM) Disgustipated: Really fucking high
(11:08:50 PM) MotWakorb_: Wow, Dis in love?
(11:08:52 PM) violent: Wow.
(11:09:11 PM) Disgustipated: Infatuation, sir.
(11:09:18 PM) violent: Nothing wrong with that.
(11:09:26 PM) violent: Can she cook?
(11:09:29 PM) Disgustipated: Love is something that has to be verified and nurtured.
(11:09:31 PM) Disgustipated: Yes sir.
(11:09:33 PM) Disgustipated: And she speaks Spanish.
(11:09:37 PM) MotWakorb_: She's a keeper.
(11:09:37 PM) Disgustipated: She's the one I was telling you about
(11:09:37 PM) violent: She's a keeper.
(11:09:40 PM) Disgustipated: LOL

Hahaha!

Lint of Death

11-07-2008, 05:11 AM

Well, you know what that means? You're going to have to play her this song (http://www.last.fm/music/Juanes/_/Damelo?autostart).
Starts automatically, ignore the embedded YouTube video.

H.Bogard

11-07-2008, 11:11 AM

<Wackman3000>dont be an assole arab
<HBogard>I'm not an Arab.
<Wackman3000>you all look the same to me
<HBogard>I can't tell you apart from the french either.
<Wackman3000>french?
<Wackman3000>im hungarian
<Wackman3000>but thanks for coming out champ
<HBogard>You all look the same to me.

Lint of Death

11-07-2008, 12:04 PM

I would like to know at what hour of the morning that conversation took place :p

Disgustipated

11-07-2008, 01:53 PM

Well, you know what that means? You're going to have to play her this song (http://www.last.fm/music/Juanes/_/Damelo?autostart).
Starts automatically, ignore the embedded YouTube video.

Lint, you are one of my favorite CoG/EvAv'ers, but seriously... your obsession with Spanish-oriented things is almost disturbing. :D

H.Bogard

11-10-2008, 12:46 PM

This happened during a most interesting discussion about real dolls and their owners:

<Wackman3000>like an id tag stamped on their forehead
<Wackman3000>I FUCK DOLLS.
<Disgustipated>I bet ne of them is Shadowstorm's dad
<Shadowstorm_>liolol
<Shadowstorm_>what
<Shadowstorm_>no
<Disgustipated>that's why Shadow thinks girls are toys
<Wackman3000>shadow is part real doll?
<Disgustipated>lmfao!
<Shadowstorm_>waht
<Wackman3000>his mom was a plastic pussy
<Shadowstorm_>what
<Shadowstorm_>oh come now
<HBogard>That explains so much...
<Disgustipated>explains a lot if you ask me..
<Shadowstorm_>:(
<HBogard>HHAHH
<Wackman3000>k this is all worthy of the IRC thread.
<Shadowstorm_>no
<Shadowstorm_>damnit
<Shadowstorm_>why
<HBogard>Nu!
<Shadowstorm_>WHY
<HBogard>Doll to Shadowstorm: I AM YOUR MATHAR!
<Shadowstorm_>i am putting relish in the tuna
<Shadowstorm_>j
<Shadowstorm_>j
<Shadowstorm_>k
<Disgustipated>uh
<Shadowstorm_>8
<Disgustipated>Relish = fail
<Shadowstorm_>8
<Shadowstorm_>8
<Disgustipated>but ok
<Shadowstorm_>*
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Wackman3000

11-10-2008, 12:49 PM

Here's the first bit of the conversation just incase you were wondering.

HBogard> Shadowstorm: Yes, I think iHap owns two or three RealDolls.
<Shadowstorm_> and can take a joke
<HBogard> :D
<Shadowstorm_> unlike many people
<Ghostbear> hotcod isn't the one who did all that
<Shadowstorm_> durrr
<Shadowstorm_> truth
<HBogard> Ah, well... I don't want to kill Hotcod then, I guess.
<HBogard> Oh god.
<Wackman3000> 3 real dolls?
<Wackman3000> wow
<HBogard> I want to kill everyone at Epic now (except for Tim Sweeney)
<Wackman3000> he must be rich
<HBogard> Rich... in unwanted sperm!
<Shadowstorm_> ooo
<Wackman3000> they talk about the realdoll on the stern show... its costs upwards of 10,000
<HBogard> Whoaa
<Disgustipated> lol
<Wackman3000> ya, they're getitng one made of a midget that they hate.,\
<HBogard> I think hookers cost less.
<Disgustipated> they cost around 10-16k from what I saw i nthat documentary
<Wackman3000> ya
<Disgustipated> Shadowstorm will save up for one of those instead of a car
<Disgustipated> Then he can ride forever
<Wackman3000> ive heard clips of that documentary... fucking scary people
<Disgustipated> with no brakes
<Disgustipated> yeah
<Shadowstorm_> shit
<Shadowstorm_> tuna on the keyboard
<Disgustipated> the one dude that repairs those dolls
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<HBogard> A friend of mine told me once that a rep of the manufacturing company one said in an interview that they received an order for a cow doll once.
<Disgustipated> he admitted that he's fucked a few of them sent in for repairs... WTF?
<HBogard> once*
<Wackman3000> its all so creepy
<Wackman3000> those people should be forced to be identified
<Shadowstorm_> lol

Siraris

11-13-2008, 05:37 PM

RE: Giada Delaurentes

<Siraris9002> She can cook, and has huge juggs
<Siraris9002> and she seems like an awesome person
<Siraris9002> Could you imagine coming home, and having her standing there cooking, ass naked?
<RandoM51> not for very long, no.
<Thrak> hope she doesn't have a grease spill
<RandoM51> I mean how far is the kitchen from the front door and what am i wearing?
<Siraris9002> You're wearing a 3 piece suit, an ascot, a fedora, you have a cherry wood pipe in your mouth, and you're wearing white gloves and a pair of crocadile skin shoes
<HBogard> and a gorilla mask
<RandoM51> so she'd be cooking naked for about 15 seconds after I got home.
<RandoM51> after that it'd just be her, me, and the ascot.

iHap

11-13-2008, 07:48 PM

hahaha I'm away for a few days from IRC and I get accused of fucking a "realdoll" nice.

That's getting sigged.

HBogard> Shadowstorm: Yes, I think iHap owns two or three RealDolls.

iHap

11-17-2008, 12:22 AM

I knew it! GB and OP are gay lovers.

<Ghostbear> I'm TNT
<OrangePulp> you're dynamite?
<OrangePulp> you'll win the fight?
<OrangePulp> are you a power lode?
<OrangePulp> can I watch you explode?
<Ghostbear> yes
<Ghostbear> all over your face
<Hap> I'm savin that one
<Ghostbear> :D

OrangePulp

11-17-2008, 12:24 AM

I knew it! GB and OP are gay lovers.

I'll admit I walked into that one. In my defense, I was quoting an (awesome) song.

Edit: Take that!

<Hap> I've worn womans underwear before, It's comfy

Ghostbear

11-17-2008, 12:29 AM

I'm glad I could be a part of that.

Lint of Death

11-17-2008, 06:19 AM

Lint, you are one of my favorite CoG/EvAv'ers, but seriously... your obsession with Spanish-oriented things is almost disturbing. :D

Look, all I'm saying is, if she understands the words, you simply can't not play it. ;)

iHap

11-17-2008, 02:48 PM

Silly Vyzov, always missing the good stuff.

<RogueOnALaptop> I played Rock Band naked last night, but there were people there too. It's hard to play lead guitar while distracted by 3 naked ladies
<Pathmaster> Just makes sure you don't play in a leather chair. ;)
<TrackZero> Path> I know tons of people here who use Craigslist to sell shit all the time.
<Pathmaster> Rogue, was it a good foursome?
<TrackZero> Rogue> Especially when one is your mom eh?
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<RogueOnALaptop> actually, we sucked
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<Pathmaster> EWWW!!
* TrackZero goes too far, decides it was worth it.
<Vyzov> What?
<Vyzov> What'd I miss!
<Vyzov> Do I want to know?
<Hap> Rogue sucks his mom?!
<Pathmaster> Well as long as there was no sword play.
<TrackZero> Everything, you quitter.

PathMaster

11-17-2008, 02:54 PM

Fun times are had within IRC.

Lekon

11-20-2008, 05:56 AM

<+RandoM51> look at that bush on mom, definitely 60's/70's.

Seriously. Out or In context its still the same.

OrangePulp

11-20-2008, 05:57 AM

Everyone in this thread, just be glad you don't know what image the comment is referring to. It's honestly more horrifying than you probably assume.

AniAko

11-20-2008, 08:58 AM

Everyone in this thread, just be glad you don't know what image the comment is referring to. It's honestly more horrifying than you probably assume.

I'm resisting going back through the log I have now... Curiosity is what gets us to click his links to begin with. It's a sick form of domestic abuse, we keep coming back and clicking anyways.

Lekon

11-20-2008, 10:20 PM

This is the picture in question. For the love of god do not click it at work. Seriously (http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6959/motivationalposterwtfzd1.jpg)

I'm Not kidding. Its not Porn, but ...

Actually. I have no damn idea *what* it is.

Rogue_hunter

11-21-2008, 12:46 AM

AniAko

11-21-2008, 07:57 AM

:eek: I really didn't think I could be shocked by stuff on the internet anymore...

At first I was like, that's just weird, then I noticed the little girl and the dad... humanity never ceases to amaze me.

pseudopseudo

11-26-2008, 05:35 AM

<+RandoM51> the alan shore, denny crane relationship is an affirmation, a bellweather, a palliative if you will for all men everywhere.
<+RandoM51> it talks to our hearts, not our minds, and it preaches a song of joy, happiness, and acceptance of the fate we all share.
<+RandoM51> quote that on a board and everyone will ridicule me, btw.

I couldn't resist.

iHap

12-09-2008, 04:23 PM

I hope to never cross that line. ever. again.

<Wackman3000> I guess the TF2 server is still fucked eh?
<Ghostbear> bummer
<Ghostbear> I was just thinking I need to set you on fire
<Wackman3000> maybe we should just raid an empty server
<CogBot> [CoG] PIRI: Dipswitch - So THAT'S Where He Gets Them From - http://tinyurl.com/59jjah
<Hap> TF2 server is fucked? I see it up
<RogueOnALaptop> it works, you just can't move until a minute into the actual round
<Hap> oh yeah that thing
<RogueOnALaptop> has nothing to do with being up or down, it's just screwy actually in the server
<Ghostbear> that sounds hot
<Hap> We get rechorounds from Ghostbear AND the server? :D
<Ghostbear> you're jailbait, you stay away
<Hap> I'm 18, it's fine/
<Ghostbear> nice, that should make liquid happy
<Ghostbear> lol
<Hap> hahaha
<Ghostbear> this conversation got really uncomfortable
<Ghostbear> just saying
<Hap> We could take it a step further, or just end it here
<Ghostbear> lets end it here
<CogBot> [PiRi News] Dipswitch: So THAT'S Where He Gets Them From - http://tinyurl.com/5wsmcc
<RogueOnALaptop> take it a step further!
<Ghostbear> I don't have the emotional fortitude today
<Hap> I ave a webcam, I could take off my shirt and sexually put on chapstickl
<Hap> Just saying.
* HBogard sprinkles cyanide into his eyes
<Ghostbear> oy
<Ghostbear> also chapstick is bad mmkay?
<Ghostbear> your lips get "addicted" to it
<RogueOnALaptop> if addiction to boobs is bad, I am a junkie
<HBogard> And I'm ODing.
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<inmostlight> i'm freebasing
<HBogard> RogueOnALaptop: Why are you addicted to Disgustipated's boobs?
<RogueOnALaptop> they're big and jubbly. I have too much fun with them
<Thrak> hi
* Disgustipated touches own boobs
<Hap> Man that conversation was totally gay.
<Disgustipated> Mmm yeah.
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<Hap> Dis you missed it.
<Hap> =/
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<inmostlight> i dunno, on the scale it could have been a lot gayer
<Hap> Good thing I was AFK

AniAko

12-10-2008, 06:04 AM

For the low low cost of $1 a day you can sponsor a bot to keep lonely late night gamers busy enough to prevent them from descending into delirium.

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Lint of Death

12-10-2008, 12:31 PM

Bahaahahaha.

Wackman3000

12-10-2008, 07:34 PM

<Thrak> how do i heal someone else in L4D?
<HBogard> Equip medkit
<HBogard> (I think)
<Lekon> Yeah, equip kit then mouse 2 while aiming at the guy
<Thrak> well what about on a 360 :)
<HBogard> L2?
<Thrak> i'm trying to do that achievement for healing someone when my health is less than 10, but it keeps trying to heal me
<Lekon> Oh, Theres an eject button on the disc drive. Hit that then go get the fucking PC version.

Genius AND truth packed into one, with some hilarity on top. I tip my hat to you, Sir Lekon. :)

iHap

12-13-2008, 01:59 PM

I laughed pretty hard.

<Siraris> dumbledore kills hermoine?
<Disgustipated> LOL
<Disgustipated> SNAPE KILLS EVERRRRRYOOOOOOOONE!
<Disgustipated> and OP, that was hilarious
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<Disgustipated> FUCK SIRARIS
<Disgustipated> FUCKING JEWISH BASTARD
<Disgustipated> UGLY ASS GOATFUCKER
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<Hap> hahaha
* Disgustipated whistles inocently
<Hap> high five
<Disgustipated> innocently*
<Disgustipated> High-five for sure.

Shadowstorm

12-13-2008, 03:02 PM

Hahaha.

10char!

Disgustipated

12-13-2008, 08:05 PM

Shadow lets us know what's on his mind...

(5:51:12 PM) Shadowstorm: I wish I still had my bf2 dick riley
(5:51:13 PM) Shadowstorm: I'd join you
(5:51:16 PM) Shadowstorm: disk what the fuck.
(5:51:29 PM) Disgustipated: lol
(5:51:31 PM) Disgustipated: your bf2 dick?>
(5:51:33 PM) Disgustipated: FAGGOT. :D
(5:51:35 PM) Shadowstorm: :/
(5:51:48 PM) Shadowstorm: brb

Hellbug

12-13-2008, 09:07 PM

oh shadow how we love you so!

H.Bogard

12-13-2008, 09:07 PM

oh shadow how we love you so!

... anally.

Shadowstorm

12-16-2008, 07:39 PM

[20:37]<MotWakorb>Evening Gentlemen
[20:37]<MotWakorb>And Tashi.

I laughed.

Disgustipated

12-16-2008, 09:24 PM

I laughed.

Lol, I remember that. Funny how Tashi is a separate entity.

Disgustipated

12-17-2008, 01:48 AM

(11:47:23 PM) Hap: Siraris if you permaban Johan I'll lick your asshole.

lol'd. Good show by iHap.

iHap

12-17-2008, 01:59 AM

lol'd. Good show by iHap.
Don't be jealous ;)

cp#

12-17-2008, 02:57 AM

(3:56:14 AM) Hap: reboot
(3:56:17 AM) Hap left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(3:56:54 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good

Disgustipated

12-17-2008, 03:00 AM

(3:56:14 AM) Hap: reboot
(3:56:17 AM) Hap left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(3:56:54 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good

(12:56:20 AM) Hap left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(12:56:56 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good
(12:57:43 AM) cp_: lol
(12:58:00 AM) cp_: i guess im going to bed
(12:58:04 AM) cp_ left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(12:58:51 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good

Xerxes

12-17-2008, 03:04 AM

(2:51:37 AM) Sandman: I find Xena hard to watch now sometimes because it's too cheesy
(2:51:55 AM) cp_: well yeah
(2:52:00 AM) cp_: LOL WAIT
(2:52:04 AM) cp_: you watch WWE

cp#

12-17-2008, 02:44 PM

(12:56:20 AM) Hap left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(12:56:56 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good
(12:57:43 AM) cp_: lol
(12:58:00 AM) cp_: i guess im going to bed
(12:58:04 AM) cp_ left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(12:58:51 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good

Like I didn't see that one coming

AniAko

12-17-2008, 03:41 PM

(11:47:23 PM) Hap: Siraris if you permaban Johan I'll lick your asshole.

I'll throw in a reach around

(12:56:20 AM) Hap left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(12:56:56 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good
(12:57:43 AM) cp_: lol
(12:58:00 AM) cp_: i guess im going to bed
(12:58:04 AM) cp_ left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(12:58:51 AM) Xerxes: why couldn't he be gone for good

Xerxes: He kicks ass, and my dog :p

Rogue_hunter

12-22-2008, 08:08 PM

From today

[17:27] * Radioguy9896 has joined #colonyofgamers
[17:27] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Radioguy9896
[17:27] * Radioguy9896 is now known as jack
[17:27] <+Jackel> you're trying to go for Jackel i think right Cyber
[17:27] <+Jackel> ?
[17:27] <+HereticMachine> *** Radioguy9896 has joined #colonyofgamers.
[17:27] <+HereticMachine> *** Mode change "+v Radioguy9896" for channel #colonyofgamers by ChanServ.
[17:27] <+HereticMachine> *** Radioguy9896 is now known as jack.
[17:28] <+HereticMachine> hurrr
[17:28] <+Jackel> Hey...who is this new guy named Jack. he seems awesome
[17:28] <@Siraris> I wish to subscribe to his newsletter
[17:28] <+jack> http://porncomments.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/porn-comments-blog1.jpg
[17:28] <+violent_> Siraris, Colonizers thread.
[17:28] <+Jackel> golly Jack. You are awesome
[17:28] <+RogueOnALaptop> nice try
[17:28] <+Jackel> that picture is sweet
[17:29] * +jack has left #colonyofgamers
[17:29] <+Jackel> I'll donate to you in exchange for that 24k gold chain
[17:29] <+Jackel> damn. too late

and

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[17:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Roaddawg
[17:41] <+Roaddawg> FUCK U GUYS
[17:41] <+Roaddawg> I HATE U ALL
[17:41] <+Jackel> harsh
[17:41] <+Roaddawg> BUNCHA ASHOLES
[17:42] <+Tony> I mean, milk + bacteria + fruit = healthy?
[17:42] <+RogueOnALaptop> no, you overreacted
[17:42] * +Roaddawg has quit IRC (Quit: STUPID ASSHOLE FUCKERING COG SUCKS)
[17:42] <+RogueOnALaptop> fuckering?
[17:42] <+Jackel> I'm glad his spelling has improved..he'll have no problems getting a job
[17:42] <+Jackel> he went from asholes to fuckering

I now have no sympathy for that guy.

H.Bogard

12-31-2008, 01:37 PM

<Disgustipated> I just had the best breakfast of all year today
<Wackman3000> what was iot
<Disgustipated> we went to this diner that's only open for breakfast
<Wackman3000> ya, we have a few of those around here
<Disgustipated> I had motherfucking steak n eggs, hash browns, and biscuits & gravy
<Disgustipated> with PINK LEMONADE
<Wackman3000> awesome
<Wackman3000> you will be pooping something grand later on
<Disgustipated> dude
<Disgustipated> I'm already farting like crazy
<Disgustipated> nasty wet ones
<Disgustipated> and then I shit, and it sprayed out
<Disgustipated> I expect more bad doo-doo to go down
<HBogard> Dis, you should start a blog about your pooping adventures.
<Disgustipated> Riley's Magical World of Fecal Expeditions
<Disgustipated> and unfortunately, there's already a big site about pooping. Forget what it's called. It's popular. It's some dude that thinks poop is cool. Good stuff.
<Disgustipated> www.poopreport.com
<HBogard> I think Anal adventures would be a fine name, but something tells me that a porn site already exists by that name,
<HBogard> .*
<Disgustipated> FartSurfing.com sounds awesome
<HBogard> Discuss this thought : Your turds buttfuck you every day.
<Disgustipated> I've got even worse
<Disgustipated> Every man fucks his mother, considering his penis is inside of her vagina and rubs against the inside of it as he comes out.
<HBogard> ...
<Disgustipated> There. Discuss that, shithead.

Raen

01-01-2009, 07:19 PM

Amused myself

<Thrak> i have some chicken, roast pepper, and jack cheese ravioli
<Thrak> i should do that
<Raen> that sounds incredible
<Raen> I now hate you
<Siraris> i have a ginormous penis
<Raen> Yeah but Siraris I'm not Mags, I can't eat it
<Thrak> haha

iHap

01-05-2009, 07:52 AM

I really don't know what to say...

<Disgustipated> ...
<Disgustipated> tashi is so GAY.
<NotJeff> Morning.
<OrangePulp> Morning. Read this because it's awesome: http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/index.php
<NotJeff> Oh. You don't mean anything on that page, you mean the whole comic?
<NotJeff> Maybe LATER.
<CogBot> [CoG] Kojima Looking West - http://tinyurl.com/9b9x5e
<OrangePulp> Check out a page or two, at least
<Hellbug> NJ, check it out
<Hellbug> it is really entertaining
<NotJeff> Fine, but I'm at work.
<OrangePulp> ah, I see
<OrangePulp> I thought you were just waking up or something
<Raen> Curse you and your work NJ
<Raen> :p
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* ChanServ gives voice to AniAko
<Hellbug> miss pepper is the cutest character ever
<Disgustipated> who's that? yo momma?
<Hellbug> http://www.lackadaisycats.com/comic.php?comicid=23
<OrangePulp> one of the characters in lackadaisy
<Disgustipated> ahh
<Disgustipated> i'm on the 3rd comic of the introduction
<OrangePulp> lol, dis, I liked the "liquid snake" comment
<OrangePulp> that was good
* ChanServ sets channel limit to 25
<Hellbug> jeeze you read slow
<Disgustipated> lol
<Disgustipated> I just started 2 mins ago, you faggot
<Disgustipated> thanks Orange
<OrangePulp> I will convert the whole site to reading that comic
<Hellbug> yeah
<Hellbug> it won't be hard
<Hellbug> this comic is like a second QC
<OrangePulp> put up a thread in the lounge; some of you go post supporting comments
<Hellbug> I will
<tashi> and the whole site reads qc?
<Hellbug> no
<tashi> but they'd read a second qc?
<Hellbug> indeed
<tashi> since they haven't read the first one to spoil the novelty?
<tashi> so then, why are you reading it?
<OrangePulp> well, but a lot of qc is focused on relationships and music and such
<OrangePulp> whereas lackadaisy is gangsters and comedy
<OrangePulp> a winning combination, if I've ever seen one
<Disgustipated> I posted a supporting comment
<OrangePulp> good man
<OrangePulp> lol, the furries comment
<Disgustipated> hehe
<Hellbug> i'd fuck miss pepper
<Hellbug> and grandma nina for that matter
<NotJeff> OP: Careful, or I'll take away your "and such" priveleges.
<Disgustipated> and such a vagina!
<OrangePulp> lol
<Disgustipated> Cecilia Getting Anal Fuck By A Japanese Pimp... pass
<Disgustipated> Hot Latin Slut Alejandra At Big Black Pimp... pass
<Disgustipated> Dani Woodward sucks cock... GO GOGO
<Disgustipated> Eva Swallows Load... this is good
<Disgustipated> busty chick in glasses
<Disgustipated> tramp stamp... check

Shadowstorm

01-05-2009, 07:57 AM

From today

and

I now have no sympathy for that guy.

Haha, wow.

Xerxes

01-06-2009, 05:18 PM

Haha, wow.

I think the word is awesome.

Disgustipated

01-11-2009, 01:22 AM

(10:51:59 PM) tashi: if only all of life's problems could be solved by standing outside in the rain
(10:52:08 PM) tashi: like in popular japanese soap operas
(10:52:26 PM) OrangePulp: why do you know anything about japanese soap operas?
(10:52:38 PM) tashi: not because i watch them ro anything
(10:52:46 PM) tashi: no, not because of that
(11:00:18 PM) tashi: you know what is tragic?
(11:00:41 PM) tashi: and it's not um. being overproud and offending the gods
(11:01:01 PM) tashi: it's when works of japanese fiction contain fictional works of fiction within them
(11:01:10 PM) tashi: and you really want them to be actual fictional works themselves!
(11:01:45 PM) tashi: once, in the case of ... that anime with the long name about the anime club, there was a fake series called kujibiki unbalance and it was so popular, despite not existing, that they made it into a real series.
(11:01:52 PM) tashi: i should really be talking to RandoM51 about this stuff though
(11:01:53 PM) tashi: RandoM51
(11:03:10 PM) Disgustipated: Yeah, he likes that lame stuff too
(11:04:16 PM) tashi: if you saw kujibiki unbalance you'd understand
(11:05:10 PM) Tony [~chatzilla@74-141-46-146.dhcp.insightbb.com] entered the room.
(11:05:10 PM) mode (+v Tony) by ChanServ
(11:06:33 PM) tashi: in this, mina is a really cute magical bunny girl heroine with .. two carrots coming out of her
(11:09:48 PM) mode (+l 28) by ChanServ
(11:14:05 PM) tashi: you know, i'm still using the default vista wallpaper?
(11:14:26 PM) tashi: my desktop wallpaper used to be such serious business i used a framebuffer image when i was using a bash prompt
(11:14:37 PM) tashi: so i would always have important anime backgrounds for everything i did
(11:14:55 PM) tashi: and i made lots of windows transparant, even when it made them hard to use, so i could have something to look at.
(11:15:04 PM) tashi: somewhere along the way i got lost.

We all get a little lost sometimes, trashi.

pseudopseudo

01-11-2009, 01:38 AM

We all get a little lost sometimes, trashi.

Seriously... what the fuck? And who the fuck is Tashi?

Wackman3000

01-11-2009, 02:20 AM

Seriously... what the fuck? And who the fuck is Tashi?

Some things are best left unanswered. Trust me.

Lint of Death

01-11-2009, 02:31 AM

Seriously... what the fuck? And who the fuck is Tashi?

I have your "answer" right here. (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=3598&highlight=tashi) He's fun in L4D :-D

pseudopseudo

01-11-2009, 03:48 PM

I have your "answer" right here. (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=3598&highlight=tashi) He's fun in L4D :-D

All that thread did was strengthen my ill will towards dorkandproudofit. Ha.

diablopath

01-11-2009, 07:00 PM

All that thread did was strengthen my ill will towards dorkandproudofit. Ha.

I'm wondering how the fuck I missed that thread.
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Misc/Riley.jpg
...is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day.

inmostlight

01-11-2009, 07:40 PM

Behold and tremble.

<+tashi> time to make the moon rabbit soldier wallpaper
<+NotJeff> That's what I've always said.
<+Thrak> how easy is it to re-stuff a couch?
<+Thrak> if it doesn't have removable cushions with zippers
<+NotJeff> How are you with the sewing?
<+NotJeff> I think it's tough to get an even fill.
<+tashi> thrak you are a brilliant man
<+Thrak> i guess a better question would have been - how much would it cost to get a couch cushion restuffed
<+tashi> i sit on the same spot on my futon so much i've worn it to the metal supports
<+Thrak> probably a bunch, since i don't think these things are removable in the least
<+tashi> and it hurts my butt
<+Thrak> yeah, the middle cushion is flat
<+tashi> there's probably a zipper somewhere though, so i can just stuff things in there to even it out
<+NotJeff> Call someone from "reupholstery" in the yellow pages, I don't think it'll be TOO bad.
<+tashi> otherwise i'll gash it open at a seam, stuff it, and resew it
<+Thrak> do you do that to poeple too, tashi?
<+tashi> only my closest friends
<+tashi> i once made a doll
<+tashi> my mother struggled with the fact that i was sewing
<+tashi> i wanted him to be a puppet and i would do puppet shows on street corners for children to earn money for ramen
<+NotJeff> "George Tashington's Upholstery & Taxidermy"
<+tashi> but then i met the girl from the sky
<+tashi> and the girl in the astronomy club
<+tashi> and had some kind of flashback to edo period japan
<+Thrak> wow
<+Thrak> i just don't know what to say
<+tashi> you asked
<+inmostlight> You should make those puppets, tashi, and then put a series of puppet videos on youtube.
<+tashi> aren't you supposed to not ask
<+tashi> oh man inmo
<+tashi> i would but there was a problem with my puppet mechanics
<+tashi> namely that in real life puppets dont move and walk around like in anime
<+tashi> how to manipulate successfully?
<+inmostlight> they do if you sacrifice a child
<+tashi> i wanted to use strings
<+tashi> maybe i should try again
<+tashi> but then there are tons of strings coming out of him
<+tashi> and it looks unnatural
<+inmostlight> uhhh, puppets look unnatural to begin with
<+tashi> and i want him to be small, so he's inflexible
<+tashi> well, dolls look fine
<+tashi> i'm trying to find a video
<+tashi> it will all be clear afterward
<+tashi> i can't believe no one has made a clip of his puppet show

Expugnare

01-11-2009, 07:52 PM

Behold and tremble.

<+Thrak> wow
<+Thrak> i just don't know what to say

I think that was the crux of the conversation.

Tashi is a special guy.

H.Bogard

01-11-2009, 11:25 PM

I'd link to tashi's favourite anime, but I think I'll give a few dozen people heart attacks in doing so.

cp#

01-19-2009, 11:43 PM

(12:37:38 AM) Sandman: the new U2 song is good

W3HWZ5tARtE

Wackman3000

01-24-2009, 06:01 PM

<Siraris> I don't like many tattoos, but I do like those stars that girls get on their hips
<Siraris> I dunno why
<RogueOnALaptop> is that so you know where to put your hands?
<Siraris> I dunno but it's hot
<NotJeff> Is it just stars? Or is it the location more than the details?
<Siraris> I think it's the pattern and the location
<RogueOnALaptop> http://blog.ingamenow.com/2009/01/22/bacon-bikini-pictures/
<Siraris> http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk8/fijitwijit/tattoos/star-tattoo-118833885115143.jpg I like this one too
<Thrak> i hope they have something on under the bacon in their crotches
<Thrak> that's just asking for an infection
<Lekon> That's one greasy pu... nevermind
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<Lekon> Speaking of greasy pussies. Hi hap
<Hap> Hey there sexy, wanna touch?

H.Bogard

01-25-2009, 04:44 PM

I'm going to hell :

<Lekon> Christmas was great at the Travolta house.
<Lekon> John got a PlayStation 3, his wife received an XBox 360, and his son had a Wii Fit...
<Lekon> So awful
<Lekon> HBogard!
<Lekon> Go to class! :p
<HBogard> Shut up.
<HBogard> Oh
<HBogard> FUCK
<HBogard> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<HBogard> Oh man, truly horrible.
<Lekon> yes, yes it is

H.Bogard

01-26-2009, 03:03 PM

Bad jokes incoming!

<Siraris>i have a craving for twizzlers
<violent>You ever drink your soda through Twizzlers?
<RandoM51>I just drank a v8, speaking of cravings.
<Siraris>no
<Siraris>that's scary
<Wackman3000>violent: I used to
<Wackman3000>when I was 9
<Wackman3000>;)
<violent>That was like 2 years ago then.
<HBogard>Wackman3000: Did you get one BEFORE or AFTER your uncle rode you?
<violent>heyo
* Wackman3000 yawns
<HBogard>HAH
<Wackman3000>weak
<violent>heh
<RandoM51>what do you think he was sucking through the twizzler?
<Siraris>SEMEN
<Siraris>Er
<violent>wakka wakka
<RandoM51>oh wait, that isn't a twizzler.

Wackman3000

02-02-2009, 12:03 PM

RandoM51> I think I can hear the people next door having sex, holy cow.
<Wackman3000> thin walls, or is it that loud?
<NotJeff> Is this a first? They must have been doing it wrong before.
<RandoM51> oh wait, it is coming from another tab in my browser, nevermind.
<Wackman3000> LOL
<RandoM51> :)
<Pathmaster> hah

AniAko

02-02-2009, 12:17 PM

iHap

02-05-2009, 03:19 AM

Late night conversations :P

(1:14:11 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: have you ever had cake batter ice cream?
(1:14:11 AM) Lekon: Coldstone's neat
(1:14:17 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: it's like a mouth orgasm!
(1:16:04 AM) Lekon: Men call that a blowjob

iHap

02-05-2009, 03:31 AM

I started coughing I laughed so hard.

Crazy_Knitting_Lady: nerds
(1:29:18 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: the lot of you
(1:29:19 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: :-p
(1:29:36 AM) Lekon: Says the woman with a method for wrapping a dick around her throat made of felt
(1:29:43 AM) pseudopseudo: LMAO
(1:29:46 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: 1) not my neck
(1:29:51 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: 2) not felt
(1:29:58 AM) Lekon: around your mouth?
(1:29:58 AM) Hap: hahaha admit it, you got owned.
(1:29:59 AM) Lekon: =P
(1:30:05 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: who, me or him?
(1:30:10 AM) Hap: You
(1:30:19 AM) Crazy_Knitting_Lady: not when he was WRONG

Wackman3000

02-05-2009, 11:10 AM

Who the fuck is Crazy_Knitting_Lady?

Don't think I've ever seen her on the chat before, and doubt we will again. :P

iHap

02-05-2009, 11:13 AM

Who the fuck is Crazy_Knitting_Lady?

Don't think I've ever seen her on the chat before, and doubt we will again. :P
That's Alatheia (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=79)

Alatheia

02-05-2009, 12:28 PM

Who the fuck is Crazy_Knitting_Lady?

Don't think I've ever seen her on the chat before, and doubt we will again. :P

Brat!

Someone called me that so I changed my nick :p

H.Bogard

02-06-2009, 08:04 PM

[05:56] <violent> Im drinking a bottle of sake
[05:56] <RandoM51> violent, you mean frozen margaritas.
[05:56] <Ghostbear> sake is for people with japanese vaginas
[05:56] <violent> I do have a japanese vagina. Shes on the bed.
[05:57] <RandoM51> say hello to your kasumi pillow for me---sorry about the love stains.

H.Bogard

02-06-2009, 11:51 PM

Okay, this one's so huge (and so fucking ridiculous) that I had to put up an RTF on rapidshare.

What the hell is wrong with us!
http://rapidshare.com/files/194982464/dear_lord_help_me_.rtf

Lint of Death

02-07-2009, 12:03 AM

Any chance of a spoiler'd summary, H.Bogard? :o

TrackZero

02-07-2009, 12:12 AM

And just to follow up and show that HBogard, tashi, MotWakorb and Rogue_Hunter can't do math. I brought that same thing to LiquidRain. Let's see the fun:

1:00:33 AM) TrackZero: Dude.
(1:00:42 AM) TrackZero: I just had the most epic fucking IRC argument I think I ever have.
(1:00:53 AM) TrackZero: People left the room in disgust.
(1:01:07 AM) TrackZero: So let me ask you this, it's not a trick question.
(1:01:32 AM) TrackZero: If I rate games, and my scale is out of 10.0 (6.3, 7.9, etc for scores).
(1:01:33 AM) LiquidRain: k
(1:01:42 AM) TrackZero: And I say game A is 1/10th better than game B.
(1:01:55 AM) TrackZero: And game A got a score of 7.2
(1:02:01 AM) TrackZero: What's the score of game B?
(1:02:25 AM) LiquidRain: 6.2
(1:02:27 AM) TrackZero: exactly
(1:02:28 AM) TrackZero: EXACTLY
(1:02:30 AM) LiquidRain: It's 1/10th of the scale
(1:02:31 AM) TrackZero: FUCK!
(1:02:33 AM) TrackZero: THANK YOU
(1:02:47 AM) LiquidRain: If it was 6.3 it'd be 1/10th of a point better.
(1:02:53 AM) TrackZero: EXACCCCCCCTLYYYY
(1:02:57 AM) LiquidRain: hahaha

Ghostbear

02-07-2009, 12:28 AM

Hahahahahhaha, math is funny.

H.Bogard

02-07-2009, 01:12 AM

Err... I didn't leave, I had a power failure. And I'd like to consider myself not a part of the argument in the first place.

TrackZero

02-07-2009, 01:19 AM

Err... I didn't leave, I had a power failure. And I'd like to consider myself not a part of the argument in the first place.

It's true. Part-way through you realize what it's about and back out.

H.Bogard

02-07-2009, 01:25 AM

Any chance of a spoiler'd summary, H.Bogard? :o

A 35+ minute argument about ratios/differences in review scores. You are better off not knowing, really. Just read this from the file and you'll see:

[10:35] * HBogard now relates to how the NSA guy felt when Chuck/Morgan argued about sandwiches.

OrangePulp

02-07-2009, 01:43 AM

[23:39] <TrackZero> yeah, fire up the GFWL client. ;)
[23:39] <TrackZero> And die inside, a little at a time.

I find the best bits are sometimes just the little off-the-cuff remarks. I've got a good one from Ghostbear I'll have to dig out of the log sometime.

Lint of Death

02-07-2009, 08:23 AM

And just to follow up and show that HBogard, tashi, MotWakorb and Rogue_Hunter can't do math. I brought that same thing to LiquidRain. Let's see the fun:

1/10th dialogue

Is this related to that Adam Sessler mailbag Penny Arcade linked to? Because that was irking me, too, haha.

Shrinn

02-07-2009, 08:28 AM

J_Arcane won that day.

Expugnare

02-07-2009, 10:41 AM

My view on it is saying 1/10 better would be a multiplicative ratio (Track being right) but a tenth better refers to the .1 point better (tashi/Mot being right).

Oh and that log between Liquid and Track proves neither of them can do Algebra.

Game A is 1/10 better than Game B.
Mathematically that would be:
B+.1B=A or 11/10B = A.
11/10B = 7.2
11B = 72
B= 6 and 54/99

Lesson of the Day: Be wary of Canadian Math. :p

Suave Peanut

02-07-2009, 10:49 AM

I was hanging out in the channel when that discussion was happing.

All I could think was, "Huh. What an arbitrary argument."

Rogue_hunter

02-07-2009, 01:47 PM

I was never fully arguing, I only pointed out that Sessler's score system used both the full point, as well as the partial point system. It was within the first 10 lines that I skipped over to the Penny Arcade PAX channel and was talking to a few of the Seattle-ites who had gone out drinking and came back wasted.

TrackZero

02-07-2009, 03:12 PM

Game A is 1/10 better than Game B.
Mathematically that would be:
B+.1B=A or 11/10B = A.
11/10B = 7.2
11B = 72
B= 6 and 54/99

Lesson of the Day: Be wary of Canadian Math. :p

I actually realized that shortly after posting it, but noticing no one else figured it out either, I didn't say anything. ;)

H.Bogard

02-07-2009, 07:02 PM

And now the debate has infected the forums as well.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/HarryBogard/polar-bear-face-palmthumbnail.jpg

Karmakin

02-07-2009, 07:15 PM

That whole thing should be submitted to bash.org.

Xerxes

02-09-2009, 11:29 PM

Lint of Death

02-10-2009, 12:08 AM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/Xerionus/highfive.png

Dr McNinja (http://www.drmcninja.com/) is an awesome comic and they make awesome shirts. (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-HIGHFIVE&Category_Code=RB)
And hoodies (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-HIGHFIVE-HOODIE&Category_Code=RB)!

Xerxes

02-10-2009, 01:20 AM

Dr McNinja (http://www.drmcninja.com/) is an awesome comic and they make awesome shirts. (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-HIGHFIVE&Category_Code=RB)
And hoodies (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-HIGHFIVE-HOODIE&Category_Code=RB)!

Holy Shit! I didn't know they actually got made. I saw in another thread where the guy put it up to a vote.

This would be better if it was WWTRD?
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/rb-wwbd-big.jpg

Teddy Roosevelt.

OrangePulp

02-10-2009, 01:25 AM

[23:22] <JamesC_NSFW> or get a study group. u know who you can bang in semester? that hot tutor chick.. pay her with the D

Another classic remark.

Disgustipated

02-10-2009, 01:41 AM

Another classic remark.

Love that fucking quote.

Ghostbear

02-11-2009, 01:20 PM

Kryopsis: Yeah, I just wasn't sure if that wasn't just me misunderstanding something. You embody everything I cannot stand. I should and will apologize that this is the case but I am not sorry at all.
Ghostbear: I embody everything you cannot stand?
Kryopsis: I hate the gamer culture and refused to identify with it.
Kryopsis: Stuff like gaming until midnight and mastering one particular game for weeks straight.
Kryopsis: Elitist retro gamers etc.
Ghostbear: and yet you are hanging out in a chatroom for gamers
Kryopsis: There are some people I like in there.
Kryopsis: And there aren't many I can definitely say that I cannot stand.
Ghostbear: and frequent a website dedicated to gaming
Ghostbear: but I am one of them?
Kryopsis: Oh, I don't go to COG
Kryopsis: I don't hate you!
Kryopsis: I loathe you. It's different.
Ghostbear: If you "loathe" me so much do me a favor and stop talking to me.
Kryopsis: But yeah, good point. Cheers.

This from a guy who has been pestering me on Steam over that last few months.
Apparently I am the avatar of all that is gaming.

mightbe

02-11-2009, 01:31 PM

This from a guy who has been pestering me on Steam over that last few months.
Apparently I am the avatar of all that is gaming.

His hymn - they litany against haters:
I must not hate.
Hating is the mind-killer.
Hating is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my haters.
I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the haters have gone there will be nothing.
Only then I will continue to game.

cp#

02-11-2009, 01:31 PM

Ghostbear: I pay a nice korean lady $9 ever month to cut my hair

mightbe

02-11-2009, 01:33 PM

If she's here illegally you could probably talk her down to 7.

AniAko

02-11-2009, 01:38 PM

This from a guy who has been pestering me on Steam over that last few months.
Apparently I am the avatar of all that is gaming.

You embody an entity which WAS a bear... GHOSTbear. He embodies an entity of a sobbing female sibling... KRYopSIS. He's obviously just going through an identity crisis.

Ghostbear

02-11-2009, 01:40 PM

His hymn - they litany against haters:
I must not hate.
Hating is the mind-killer.
Hating is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my haters.
I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the haters have gone there will be nothing.
Only then I will continue to game.
Nice dune reference.
You embody an entity which WAS a bear... GHOSTbear. He embodies an entity of a sobbing female sibling... KRYopSIS. He's obviously just going through an identity crisis.

heh.

roboninja

02-11-2009, 01:41 PM

Kryopsis

Last Activity: Today 02:16 PM

He lies ;)

Hey, mightbe is not dead!

TrackZero

02-11-2009, 01:42 PM

(02:43:15 PM) NoSFeratu: track> it was before bacon gave me heartburn
(02:43:17 PM) RandoM51: beats sucking it out of the paper towel after you microwave some.
(02:43:25 PM) NoSFeratu: back when i could eat fried foods
(02:43:35 PM) TrackZero: Random> Now you're just trying to be sick.
(02:43:45 PM) RandoM51: not really, I did that less than a week ago.
(02:43:49 PM) NoSFeratu: random> who does that? seriously?
(02:43:49 PM) RandoM51: it was gooooood.
(02:44:04 PM) RandoM51: hey, I was hungry, the bacon-towels were sitting there.
(02:44:04 PM) NoSFeratu: oh shit. u do? out of the napkin
(02:44:09 PM) TrackZero: Random does, with his cop haircut, with 2 copies of KZ2 in his back pockets.
(02:44:21 PM) NoSFeratu: on a fuckin boat
(02:44:26 PM) RandoM51: mega-yacht.
(02:44:26 PM) TrackZero: with chuck norris
(02:44:34 PM) RandoM51: and assault rifles.
(02:44:37 PM) NoSFeratu: and tpain and a mermaid
(02:44:38 PM) TrackZero: and waffles
(02:44:44 PM) NoSFeratu: ridin dolphins and shit
(02:44:47 PM) RandoM51: gifs or it didn't happen.
(02:44:55 PM) NoSFeratu: i smell a shop thread
(02:45:17 PM) RandoM51: my mouth is watering now, going to have to hit the deli.

roboninja

02-11-2009, 01:44 PM

I really have to visit the IRC channel more.

cp#

02-11-2009, 01:52 PM

too much stuff here (not funny)

(2:37:12 PM) TrackZero: That's not as fucked as the women with the bacon on them.
(2:37:17 PM) TrackZero: That made me want to barf.
(2:37:33 PM) RandoM51: well if the bacon was cooked I don't see the problem.

mightbe

02-11-2009, 01:58 PM

You embody an entity which WAS a bear... GHOSTbear. He embodies an entity of a sobbing female sibling... KRYopSIS. He's obviously just going through an identity crisis.

She'll be fine after she's done with her period.

TrackZero

02-11-2009, 04:02 PM

(05:05:16 PM) AniAko left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(05:05:18 PM) TrackZero: Ani> So how was the comicon?
(05:05:21 PM) TrackZero: You fucker.
(05:05:25 PM) TrackZero: Don't leave when I type.

Alatheia

02-12-2009, 12:52 AM

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster14645750.jpg

AniAko

02-12-2009, 09:28 AM

(05:05:16 PM) AniAko left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(05:05:18 PM) TrackZero: Ani> So how was the comicon?
(05:05:21 PM) TrackZero: You fucker.
(05:05:25 PM) TrackZero: Don't leave when I type.

Comicon made me feel out of my element. I felt bad not getting excited that famous artists were in my midst. (I saw the HonkyTonk man and Dawn Marie from ECW though)

I still enjoyed it though. It was a good time, but 6-8 hours there and I had enough.

Ghostbear

02-12-2009, 10:18 AM

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster14645750.jpg

thats hilarious. :p

OrangePulp

02-12-2009, 10:34 PM

The coupon Lekon posted was great, but I couldn't resist turning it into a demotivational.

Alatheia

02-13-2009, 11:09 AM

The coupon Lekon posted was great, but I couldn't resist turning it into a demotivational.

I couldn't resist sharing it ;)

Rock Bandit

02-13-2009, 11:45 AM

I really need to go in the IRC chat more. I have it bookmarked and everything.

Lint of Death

02-13-2009, 11:52 AM

Likewise..

TrackZero

02-13-2009, 12:25 PM

I really need to go in the IRC chat more. I have it bookmarked and everything.

Bookmarked? Heh. I just use pidgin for all of my IM stuff, you can connect to IRC through it as well, so it's auto-on by default for me whenever I log in.

Rock Bandit

02-13-2009, 12:27 PM

Bookmarked? Heh. I just use pidgin for all of my IM stuff, you can connect to IRC through it as well, so it's auto-on by default for me whenever I log in.

Look, I don't speek you 1337 hax lingo ok. I've never pinged my proxies to jack into the matrix.

pseudopseudo

02-13-2009, 02:42 PM

Bookmarked? Heh. I just use pidgin for all of my IM stuff, you can connect to IRC through it as well, so it's auto-on by default for me whenever I log in.

I haven't been able to get into our channel on IRC with Pidgin for a few months now. What sweet haX are you using to make it work?

TrackZero

02-13-2009, 02:49 PM

I haven't been able to get into our channel on IRC with Pidgin for a few months now. What sweet haX are you using to make it work?

Nothing tricky, just connecting to irc.enterthegame.com on port 6667.

Rogue_hunter

02-13-2009, 03:43 PM

TrackZero though that inmostlight was a woman, while we were discussing the professional gamer reality TV show

[16:19] * @TrackZero looks over at IML. Apologizes for his sex.
[16:19] <+inmostlight> wha?
[16:20] <+Thrak> why are you apologizing to inmost?
[16:20] <+inmostlight> I'm so confused
[16:20] <+RandoM51> he is trying to suck up to what he believes to be a woman.
[16:20] <+Ghostbear> hah!
[16:20] <+inmostlight> why the hell do you think I'm a woman?
[16:20] <+RandoM51> if you were playing an mmorpg, he'd probably give you loot on a regular basis.
[16:20] <+Thrak> haha
[16:20] <+Ghostbear> I can see Drew blushing hard right now
[16:20] <+RandoM51> I got these shoulderpads, i think they'd go nice with your hair.
[16:20] <+RogueOnALaptop> wow, Drew's trying to hit on a guy
[16:20] <+RandoM51> lol.
[16:20] <+mightbe> If you think they don't trash us ten times worse in their knitting circles, then you're way off.
[16:21] <+Ghostbear> hawt
[16:21] <+inmostlight> unless you were apologizing for your sex last night. it was pretty lackluster.
[16:21] <+cp_> i feel ya bun
[16:21] <+Ghostbear> ok fine
[16:21] <+RandoM51> oh man, now he is gay whichever way he flips.
[16:21] <+RandoM51> no pun intended.
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Wait, IML isn't a chick?
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Seriously?
[16:22] <+RandoM51> LOL.
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Heh.
[16:22] <+RandoM51> those weren't pillows, dude.
[16:22] <+inmostlight> I'm pretty sure I'm not
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Well then.
[16:22] <+RogueOnALaptop> Drew, what made you think inmostlight is a woman?
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Fuck you asshole.
[16:22] <@TrackZero> :)
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Rogue> Dunno, always was under that impression.
[16:22] <+inmostlight> THAT'S IT, THE MARRIAGE IS OFF
[16:22] <@TrackZero> Damnit.
[16:22] <+RogueOnALaptop> don't you mean "fuck your asshole" ? because that seems to be what you want to do to him
[16:22] <+RandoM51> it would be union at this point, not a marriage.
[16:23] <+RandoM51> rogue, it should be past tense, I think.
[16:23] <@TrackZero> Random> You forget, I'm in Canada.
[16:23] <+RandoM51> which is where his evident confusion comes from.
[16:23] <@TrackZero> Marriage is still on the table.
[16:23] <+RandoM51> but vagina isn't.
[16:23] <+RogueOnALaptop> not in California, it's not
[16:23] <+mightbe> So is head.
[16:23] <@TrackZero> IML> Think of the tax benefits!
[16:24] <+inmostlight> are you gonna pay my taxes for me?
[16:24] <+RandoM51> think of the money you'll save on birth control.
[16:24] <+RandoM51> both of you can come off the pill now.
[16:24] <@TrackZero> Random> That money will just go to lube anyways.

H.Bogard

02-13-2009, 10:17 PM

Fucking classic.

OrangePulp

02-15-2009, 01:41 AM

[23:24] <Lekon> Okay folks, odds on Ani ako lasting more than 5 minutes, place yer bets!
[23:34] <J_Arcane> Sniper Elite sucks.
[23:34] <Tony> Is Sniper Elite a game?
[23:34] <J_Arcane> Yes.
[23:34] <Tony> I hear it sucks.
[23:36] <Tony> So, is all you do .. snipe?
[23:37] <Lekon> Not at all
[23:37] <Lekon> sometimes you crash to desktop

Cue rimshot.

AniAko

02-15-2009, 10:52 AM

My ISP sucks my cock. Verizon has no plans for FiOS in my area, sad bear :(

AniAko

02-15-2009, 04:55 PM

(5:45:03 PM) FUBL: i hate my dads dog...
(5:45:35 PM) Disgustipated: I like tits.
(5:45:42 PM) violent: I hate your dad.
(5:45:47 PM) RandoM51: how about them red sox?
(5:45:53 PM) Disgustipated: Need some chicken.
(5:45:57 PM) Disgustipated: Warrior needs chicken, badly.
(5:45:58 PM) violent: Go Marlins
(5:46:00 PM) LiquidRain: Ah, son of a bitch, I'd have to give up my dream of a 3rd party heatsink for my GTX 260 if I went with a mini-ITX case.
(5:46:01 PM) LiquidRain: Bah.
(5:46:09 PM) RandoM51: Green Violent shot the potion!

Conversations as diverse as the UN building on free burrito day.

Wackman3000

02-17-2009, 05:54 PM

After a lengthy talk of frat girls and their hottness, age differences and then eventually tattoos, this little tidbit popped up:

tashi> a girl i know got a semicolon tattoo on the back of her neck it is pretty cool
<tashi> the semicolon is wearing a tuxedo
<Wackman3000> why?
<inmostlight> why?
<Hap> why?
<tashi> she's into semicolons
<Ghostbear> why?
<Wackman3000> HAHAHAHA
<tashi> duh
<inmostlight> a semi colon would be funny near the butt

PathMaster

02-18-2009, 01:52 PM

Man, need to visit more often.

Lint of Death

02-18-2009, 02:57 PM

I would like to see a picture of this semicolon in a tuxedo.

OrangePulp

02-20-2009, 02:39 AM

[23:28] <Lekon> honestly with humans, anything that's more long than it is wide looks a bit like a dick anyways

Didn't bother to see what this was in reference to, but the quote itself is gold.

Alatheia

02-20-2009, 02:50 AM

[23:34]Lekon: Most guys couldn't tell you what average is, or how other dicks but their own look. Hell I Couldn't even tell you exactly how mine looks and believ eme, I know it well
[23:34] Lekon: Porn pictures.
[23:34] Lekon: go check fleshbot
[23:34] Theia: you check and see if any are good first :-p
[23:34] Siraris: Theia_: I can send you some pics :D

Yup, I've been offered pictures :eek:

PathMaster

03-04-2009, 07:51 PM

Anyone else having issues logging in? One month ban for no reason.

Shadowstorm

03-04-2009, 08:35 PM

Anyone else having issues logging in? One month ban for no reason.

I've had several issues with the network altogether. Siraris tried to help me out once or twice but I was stuck until I reformatted my computer (for other reasons besides this).

PathMaster

03-04-2009, 08:40 PM

I've had several issues with the network altogether. Siraris tried to help me out once or twice but I was stuck until I reformatted my computer (for other reasons besides this).

No reason to reformat, and no malware of any sort on the machine. Hell I was last night and have not even been online since then. Guess I will just check on the connection and see what happens.

Rogue_hunter

03-04-2009, 10:19 PM

Enterthegame hates dial-up accounts. Sorry dude ;)

Troggles

03-05-2009, 12:04 AM

<@Siraris> I'm looking at all
<@Siraris> I was hoping one of the guys would have a 12 inch cock or something

Siraris while looking at a site with naked people on it.

AniAko

03-05-2009, 08:26 AM

<@Siraris> I'm looking at all
<@Siraris> I was hoping one of the guys would have a 12 inch cock or something

Siraris while looking at a site with naked people on it.

You sure he wasn't just reading this thread? http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=267

PathMaster

03-05-2009, 08:26 PM

Enterthegame hates dial-up accounts. Sorry dude ;)

That hurt deep within my soul. :(

Works tonight though. Odd issue.

cp#

03-06-2009, 07:55 PM

(8:44:31 PM) cp_: who is nicka
(8:44:43 PM) Lekon: random troll who showed up today. just toss him on ignore CP
(8:44:55 PM) Lekon: Probably an alt of schnoogs/tron
(8:45:01 PM) cp_: hes funny
(8:45:03 PM) RandoM51: http://hondajet.honda.com/default.aspx?bhcp=1
(8:45:05 PM) cp_: pickle tickle
(8:45:19 PM) Lekon: Eh, he's someone's alt trying to be "Edgy" don't sweat it
(8:45:26 PM) HBogard: cp_: Tickle tickle!
(8:45:27 PM) NickAndros: I'm sorry, when I joined a channel called Colony of Gaymers, I thought the topic of the day would be where to wax and how big was the sausage?
(8:45:27 PM) cp_: top mounted engines
(8:45:45 PM) HBogard: NickAndros: I believe you're looking for Colon of Gaymerz.
(8:45:53 PM) HBogard: Wrong channel dude.
(8:45:56 PM) cp_: maybe he wanted alliance of gaymers
(8:45:57 PM) HBogard: :D
(8:46:02 PM) HBogard: HAHA
(8:46:11 PM) Lekon: Ahh, he's that dude then. So I did call it, he's radioguy huh
(8:46:27 PM) NickAndros: I do SEEM to be in the right place.
(8:46:44 PM) HBogard: Doesn't matter. If what you're saying is true, then instead of ignoring you bitches should be piling up on the fucker. WHOS CHANNEL IS THIS?!
(8:46:48 PM) HBogard: e*
(8:47:02 PM) cp_: oh i'll pile on him all right
(8:47:03 PM) mode (+l 27) by ChanServ
(8:47:12 PM) cp_: a regular ol' clevland steamer
(8:47:20 PM) NickAndros: I think it is the channel where the CogBot brings you yesterdays news, TODAY! Huzzah.
(8:47:44 PM) Jackel: Just Ignore him guys....perhaps he'll sell his Gold Chain for a friend
(8:47:55 PM) cp_: lmao
(8:47:56 PM) NickAndros: I am too sexy for my shirt.
(8:48:05 PM) cp_: he just "dissed" cogbot
(8:48:24 PM) NickAndros left the room (quit: Quit: ).

NickAndros [~full.name@75-172-227-137.phnx.qwest.net]

H.Bogard

03-06-2009, 07:57 PM

Heh. I guess he's still sensitive about the gold chain issue.

RandoM51

03-06-2009, 09:13 PM

Phoenix IP and a fan of Stephen King. Is the obvious answer too obvious?

Lekon

03-07-2009, 11:47 PM

<+pseudopseudo> That hat blows minds.
<+Sandman> .... that's a higher resolution than I ever wished to see Lekon in

Muahahaha.

Rock Bandit

03-08-2009, 10:33 AM

Phoenix IP and a fan of Stephen King. Is the obvious answer too obvious?

:confused:
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:eek:

But the real question is why would Senator McCain be trolling CoG?

PathMaster

03-08-2009, 09:04 PM

Megachops..?

TrackZero

03-10-2009, 03:15 PM

Today's fun.

(04:04:33 PM) tashi: when did people start thinking it was okay to spit in public?
(04:04:46 PM) violent: Went spitting indoors became uncool.

Violent gets +1 deadpan.

iHap

03-10-2009, 11:26 PM

Gay hour on IRC tonight.

(21:14:41) Wackman3000: time for sleeeep
(21:14:45) Wackman3000 is now known as Wacksleep3000
(21:14:58) Hap: Time for Ghostbear sex he means.
(21:15:11) RogueOnALaptop: Ghostbear sex is good sex
(21:15:11) Ghostbear: hot
(21:17:21) Wacksleep3000: Hap, quit telling us what your dreams are.
(21:17:23) Wacksleep3000: :P
(21:17:42) Hap: You know you like it hot stuff.
(21:18:00) Wacksleep3000: I'll dream of you and I playing DoWII
(21:18:02) Wacksleep3000: ;)
(21:18:31) Hap: I'll hold you mouse if you tickle my keyboard.
(21:20:27) HBogard [~chatzilla@183.159.70.202.dynamic.max.com.pk] entered the room.
(21:20:27) mode (+v HBogard) by ChanServ
(21:20:41) HBogard: ECHO Echo echo
(21:20:49) Hap: You ruined it Bogard
(21:22:11) mode (+l 29) by ChanServ
(21:23:27) Ghostbear left the room (Leaving.).
(21:23:31) HBogard: Shaddup.
(21:23:38) RogueOnALaptop left the room (quit: Quit: ).

Shadowstorm

03-10-2009, 11:43 PM

Megachops..?

I would expect him to never, ever returning to EvAv, this place, or this IRC. Ever.

By the way, fuck that guy.

Lint of Death

03-11-2009, 12:23 AM

I would expect him to never, ever returning to EvAv, this place, or this IRC. Ever.

By the way, fuck that guy.

who is megachops. Wait, was he the guy who 'bought' stuff from another EvAver but didn't pay up or something?

mister slim

03-11-2009, 01:00 AM

He sold stuff to a couple of different EvAvers and never came through with the merchandise.

MegaChops

03-11-2009, 01:37 AM

I would expect him to never, ever returning to EvAv, this place, or this IRC. Ever.

By the way, fuck that guy.

nah man fuck you little boy

go listen to techno and eat ur feelings

ps im here bitch

H.Bogard

03-11-2009, 01:59 AM

*grabs popcorn*

The hammer's coming!

Shadowstorm

03-11-2009, 12:39 PM

nah man fuck you little boy

go listen to techno and eat ur feelings

ps im here bitch

You've got balls coming back to this place.

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=192815&postcount=191

Pathetic.

Lint of Death

03-11-2009, 12:50 PM

*grabs popcorn*

The hammer's coming!

Take your pick. (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/blog.php?b=685)

You've got balls coming back to this place.

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=192815&postcount=191

Pathetic.

Do you guys seriously think he's the real deal? (LOL TRADE PUN)

TrackZero

03-11-2009, 12:54 PM

ps im GONE bitch

Fixed that for you.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4957/excogkt7.png

Arphahat

03-11-2009, 07:26 PM

Fixed that for you.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4957/excogkt7.png

Awesome! I saw this when it was created, but this is the first time I've seen it in action! Yay!

mightbe

03-11-2009, 07:33 PM

Excellent banning, sir.

For dinner, might I suggest the beef wellington?

Shadowstorm

03-11-2009, 08:28 PM

Excellent banning, sir.

For dinner, might I suggest the beef wellington?

That shit is soooo good.

Shrinn

03-11-2009, 08:39 PM

That was an amazing ban-image.

Lint of Death

03-11-2009, 08:45 PM

That was an amazing ban-image.

Its use makes me feel loved inversely to the victim's continued presence :o

mightbe

03-11-2009, 08:45 PM

That shit is soooo good.

Grats on 1k posts. Come to PAX and we'll find a place that serves a good wellington.

Libuke

03-11-2009, 09:14 PM

Grats on 1k posts. Come to PAX and we'll find a place that serves a good wellington.

It is not that hard to make yourself.

mightbe

03-11-2009, 09:50 PM

Eh, there's something about being served a perfectly cooked wellington.

Alatheia

03-11-2009, 10:29 PM

Eh, there's something about being served a perfectly cooked wellington.

Want me to look around and find the place so you don't have to spend any effort? :p

mightbe

03-11-2009, 10:34 PM

I'm actually contemplating a return trip to Canlis. Because that place owns my soul.

Spockrocket

03-11-2009, 10:48 PM

yay, I just witnessed my first banning! What fun!

Jackel

03-11-2009, 11:14 PM

I think it would be even better if it was an IP ban. So we could see whose alias it was.

TrackZero

03-11-2009, 11:15 PM

I think it would be even better if it was an IP ban. So we could see whose alias it was.

If you had to guess, I'm sure you'd be right. ;)

mister slim

03-12-2009, 12:51 AM

Eh, there's something about being served a perfectly cooked wellington.

Indeed...
http://www.thegun-cupboard.co.uk/acatalog/ROYALHUNTERGREENTECH.jpg

Shadowstorm

03-12-2009, 08:56 AM

Grats on 1k posts. Come to PAX and we'll find a place that serves a good wellington.

:). You're good people, mightbe. I'll try.

RandoM51

03-13-2009, 05:17 PM

Connection is down at home, feels like internet rehab or something. Had a cellular modem laying around and using it I can't traceroute to *.enterthegame.com. doh doh doh.

PathMaster

03-15-2009, 08:15 PM

I guessed right then? Huh.

AniAko

03-18-2009, 10:27 AM

Can someone please contact an admin on ETG or go into the #ETG room and ask those twatwaffles to unblock:

72.92.83.98

They poll the CBL for blocked IPs, but don't update their fucking lists when you get off them.

TrackZero

03-19-2009, 09:55 AM

Connection is down at home, feels like internet rehab or something. Had a cellular modem laying around and using it I can't traceroute to *.enterthegame.com. doh doh doh.

PM one of us your IP so we can get it removed from the ETG block list.

Lekon

03-19-2009, 10:43 PM

<+Sandman> I heard Canadian boxing actually skips round 3

One of the better Wtf moments lately.

UWCrash

03-29-2009, 10:13 PM

The rise and fall of Ghostbear's empire, part 1.

(10:28:50 PM) Ghostbear: I heard if you don't love it you murder puppies and feed the blood to orphans
(10:30:05 PM) Tony: What about murdering orphans and feeding their blood to puppies?
(10:30:16 PM) Ghostbear: that seems onk
(10:30:18 PM) Ghostbear: ok
(10:30:24 PM) Hap: I heard if you don't love DoW2 you murder puppies and feed the organs to rich people
(10:30:40 PM) Tony: Cool. Cause I just can't get behind murdering puppies.
(10:31:38 PM) Hap: god so many fucking mosquito's around
(10:32:24 PM) UWCrash: Actually, I'd be okay if you turned that around GB.
(10:32:37 PM) Ghostbear: which way?
(10:32:47 PM) UWCrash: Murder orphans and feed the blood to puppies, turning them into ravenous hell hounds.
(10:32:57 PM) Ghostbear: hmmm
(10:33:14 PM) Ghostbear: alright crash, you can be my minister of public relations
(10:33:22 PM) UWCrash: Excellent
(10:33:24 PM) Ghostbear: I can use a man of your...type.
(10:33:42 PM) Ghostbear: type, blood, get it!
(10:33:44 PM) Ghostbear: oh man
(10:34:27 PM) Hap: I don't even know my blood type
(10:34:32 PM) Ghostbear: of course your role will be a front for the puppy and orhpan killing
(10:34:52 PM) Ghostbear: instead of hellhounds can we make hellorphans?
(10:34:53 PM) UWCrash: Absolutely
(10:35:02 PM) UWCrash: Hmmm.
(10:35:06 PM) UWCrash: Might be a little more difficult
(10:35:47 PM) UWCrash: We might have to turn around and feed the blood of the hell hounds that have "outlived their usefulness" back to the orphans.
(10:35:52 PM) UWCrash: It's sort of a cycle.
(10:35:56 PM) Ghostbear: perfect
(10:36:03 PM) Ghostbear: this is why I recruited you
(10:36:43 PM) UWCrash: I didn't spend four years in Fel Veterinarian school for nothing
(10:36:47 PM) Tony: Won't that eventually run afoul of the second law of orphandynamics?
(10:36:57 PM) UWCrash: Now you're just making shit up.
(10:36:59 PM) Ghostbear: I want results not excuses tony!
(10:37:01 PM) UWCrash: Gosh
(10:37:23 PM) Sandman: feeding hell hound blood to orphans? that won't end badly
(10:37:47 PM) UWCrash: Demonic energies are self-perpetuating.
(10:37:49 PM) Ghostbear: Of course crash will eventually pin this on me when he initiates his coup
(10:37:56 PM) UWCrash: Subsequent generations will only become stronger.
(10:37:57 PM) cp_: do da stanky leg
(10:38:26 PM) Ghostbear: that's Why I hired cp, to watch crash
(10:38:39 PM) cp_: hit da boody do
(10:38:45 PM) Ghostbear: hmm
(10:38:49 PM) Ghostbear: this may end badly for me
(10:38:51 PM) Ghostbear: :D
(10:38:56 PM) UWCrash: Probably
(10:39:09 PM) cp_: swagg team talent show!
(10:39:30 PM) Ghostbear: well at least I'll get to enjoy Hellorphans
(10:39:44 PM) Sandman: more like they'll get to enjoy you
(10:39:47 PM) UWCrash: Yeah
(10:39:54 PM) UWCrash: As they're ripping you apart.
(10:40:22 PM) UWCrash: They feed exclusively on phantasmal ursine flesh.
(10:40:28 PM) Ghostbear: damn
(10:40:35 PM) Ghostbear: my secret is out
(10:41:10 PM) Ghostbear: Well instead of creating an evil empire, I'll just play video games

UWCrash

03-29-2009, 10:14 PM

The rise and fall of Ghostbear's empire, part 2.

(10:41:44 PM) UWCrash: poo
(10:42:01 PM) UWCrash: Now where am I going to get a steady supply of orphans?
(10:42:02 PM) Ghostbear: empires can always be forged after I beat the witcher
(10:42:37 PM) Ghostbear: curt can be my minister of protecting me from demonic children
(10:43:11 PM) Ghostbear: Sure the title will raise eyebrows, but it will all come together
(10:43:58 PM) UWCrash: Head of the Department of Underage Mammal Control
(10:44:07 PM) Ghostbear: hmm
(10:44:17 PM) Ghostbear: instead of leading a coup, I have decided you need to be loyal
(10:44:29 PM) UWCrash: Keep the supply of puppies and orphans in check.
(10:44:34 PM) Ghostbear: works out better for everyone really
(10:44:47 PM) UWCrash: Although he won't know about my secret breeding program...at first anyway.
(10:44:59 PM) Ghostbear: can't really control the orphans once they gorge on my Imperial energies
(10:45:11 PM) Hap: wow still talking about the organization of evil puppies?
(10:45:22 PM) Ghostbear: crash take a note
(10:45:33 PM) Ghostbear: Hap is the first to be fed to the demon puppies
(10:45:50 PM) Hap: haha
(10:46:10 PM) Hap: I'll use Evil Avatar as a decoy.
(10:46:20 PM) Tony: Whoa, at which point did the puppies become evil?
(10:46:40 PM) Ghostbear: dude keep up, we fed them the demonic energies from the hellorphans
(10:46:45 PM) UWCrash: Well Hap, we need to build a sound infrastructure to keep them under control. At least until the proof of concept for the behavioral modification program is complete.
(10:46:50 PM) Tony: Wait, the orphans were hellorphans?
(10:47:01 PM) Ghostbear: after we fed them hellhound blood yes
(10:47:01 PM) Tony: I run to the fridge, and this happens.
(10:47:31 PM) UWCrash: And we can't have Hap fed to the demon puppies. He could end up polluting the first batch.
(10:47:45 PM) Ghostbear: good point, just check him off a bridge
(10:47:48 PM) Hap: I keep a stash of bacon handy at all times.
(10:47:50 PM) Ghostbear: chuck
(10:48:09 PM) Ghostbear: or have one of your minions do it
(10:48:09 PM) UWCrash: No, I'll put on some pads and cross-check him into (and over) the guard rail.
(10:48:14 PM) UWCrash: You were fine with check
(10:48:32 PM) Ghostbear: I defer to your expertise
(10:49:04 PM) Ghostbear: heh
(10:49:07 PM) Ghostbear: ok I'm done
(10:49:15 PM) Ghostbear: that was funny
(10:49:23 PM) Hap: It was, i laughed pretty hard

Lekon

03-31-2009, 03:31 PM

A new one, great in any context.

<+biosc1> I can pretty much have cybersex with myself between two separate hotmail accounts.

TrackZero

04-06-2009, 09:42 AM

(10:38:50 AM) Ghostbear entered the room.
(10:38:51 AM) mode (+v Ghostbear) by ChanServ
(10:39:19 AM) AniAko: ghostbear
(10:39:21 AM) AniAko: ghostbear
(10:39:23 AM) AniAko: ghostbear
(10:39:25 AM) AniAko: ghostbear
(10:39:29 AM) tashi: oh no you said his name three times
(10:39:34 AM) tashi: now he'll come out of a mirror and kill you
(10:39:34 AM) Ghostbear: hi
(10:39:38 AM) tashi: except you said it a fourth
(10:39:38 AM) tashi: what gives
(10:40:03 AM) AniAko: Then he kills whomever I want out of a mirror

OrangePulp

04-12-2009, 03:06 AM

[01:00] <Lekon> http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/weird/odd-news/spider-sex-shocking-condom-adverts?image=1
[01:00] <OrangePulp> oh wtf
[01:00] <OrangePulp> that one is possibly worse
[01:01] <HBogard> AW WHAT THE HELL MAN
[01:01] * HBogard punches Lekon
[01:01] <HBogard> Asshole.
[01:01] <Lekon> Well, nice thorax on it huh

H.Bogard

04-12-2009, 03:08 AM

And this just happened when I was joining the channel for the first time in weeks. :(

AniAko

04-13-2009, 10:54 AM

(11:48:27 AM) Ghostbear: the place I work is owned by protestants
(11:48:39 AM) Ghostbear: most protestants do not celebrate good Friday
(11:49:38 AM) TrackZero: You sure about that Ghost?
(11:49:45 AM) Ghostbear: yes
(11:49:48 AM) TrackZero: Hrm.
(11:49:57 AM) TrackZero: My mom's protestant, they did something at Church for it.
(11:50:02 AM) Ghostbear: let me put it this way
(11:50:25 AM) Ghostbear: I went to a rpivate school with about a dozen denominations, and there was NEVER mention of it
(11:50:37 AM) TrackZero: Weird.
(11:50:50 AM) TrackZero: You'd think that'd be the big day, really.
(11:50:55 AM) TrackZero: I mean, that's the day he "took one for the team".
(11:51:09 AM) Ghostbear: most christians choose to dwell on the getting back up part
(11:51:23 AM) TrackZero: They do love their zombies.

Happy "whatever-you-celebrate" Coggers

H.Bogard

04-13-2009, 11:25 AM

Trackzero wins the channel. Seriously.

H.Bogard

04-24-2009, 01:17 PM

[00:06] -->| YOU (HBogard) have joined #colonyofgamers
[00:06] =-= Topic for #colonyofgamers is “Colony Of Gamers - Official IRC channel for CoGs!”
[00:06] =-= Topic for #colonyofgamers was set by Siraris on Thursday, December 25, 2008 9:00:02 AM
[00:06] =-= Mode #colonyofgamers +v HBogard by ChanServ
[00:06] <AniAko> Not a whole lot
[00:06] =-= Mode #colonyofgamers +l 31 by ChanServ
[00:06] <AniAko> let it be known that procurve switches do NOT have STP enabled by default
[00:07] <AniAko> Although it was cool to see all the switches blink their LEDs in unison
[00:07] <HBogard> What did I walk into?
[00:08] <NotJeff> blinkenlights
[00:08] <cp_> whats prcurve
[00:08] <cp_> a switch
[00:08] <HBogard> I think I accidentally joined #electricians
[00:08] <HBogard> have*
[00:09] <HBogard> ...
[00:09] <HBogard> *click*

-->| YOU (HBogard) have joined #electricians
=-= Mode #electricians +l 5 by ChanServ
=-= HBogard has changed the topic to “Bwahahaha”
-->| AniAko (~AniAko@static-72-92-83-98.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) has joined #electricians
<AniAko> HIGH VOLTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<AniAko> LIVE WIRE!!!!!!!!!
<AniAko> RIDE THE LIGHTENING!!!
=-= Mode #electricians +l 7 by ChanServ

Useless shit is useless.

Lekon

04-26-2009, 01:15 AM

Apparently we've gone global. I've been bash'd!

http://bash.org/?882587

Alatheia

04-26-2009, 02:10 AM

Apparently we've gone global. I've been bash'd!

http://bash.org/?882587

Grats Lekon! :p

Shadowstorm

04-28-2009, 11:14 AM

I thought this was mildly funny.

[12:09]<Crashcart (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Crashcart,isnick)>!convert 3 mile to kilometer
[12:09]<CogBot (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/CogBot,isnick)>3 miles is 4.8 kilometers.
[12:09]<Shadowstorm>holy shit
[12:09]<Shadowstorm>that is awesome
[12:09]<Shadowstorm>!convert 4.8 Quarts of Awesome to EvenMoreAwesome
[12:09]*CogBot (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/CogBot,isnick)*ERROR: Unknown conversion types.
[12:09]<Shadowstorm>aww
[12:09]<Crashcart (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Crashcart,isnick)>Heh.
[12:09]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>2.8 quarts of EvenMoreAwesome
[12:10]<Shadowstorm>lol
[12:10]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>So he's a neat conversion bot
[12:10]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>BUT CAN HE DANCE?
[12:10]<Crashcart (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Crashcart,isnick)>!convert 1 fuckton to shitton
[12:10]<Crashcart (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Crashcart,isnick)>I should probably add a conversion for that.
[12:10]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>How many fucktons are in a shitton?
[12:10]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>or are fucktons bigger[12:11]<Shrinn (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/Shrinn,isnick)>Curse this metric system