The Colonizers.

[Thanasimos]

I know right? I need to look for a new guy who isn't into Mag

My love for Mags is platonic. My love for women is anything* but.

*My love for women is kinky, powerful, all-knowing, driving, uncontrollable an so on. This is not an exhaustive list, mind -- it's just the tip of the sexy iceberg.

[MagGnome]

My love for Mags is platonic. My love for women is anything* but.

*My love for women is kinky, powerful, all-knowing, driving, uncontrollable an so on. This is not an exhaustive list, mind -- it's just the tip of the sexy iceberg.

My love for you is also platonic.

That goes for everyone on this board, really. There isn't anywhere here that I'm dying to copulate with.

[Squidbot]

My love for you is also platonic.

That goes for everyone on this board, really. There isn't anywhere here that I'm dying to copulate with.

Apart from Rini.

[Thanasimos]

Apart from Rini.

It's the conflict that will kill him.

[Purple Santa]

Mag and Santa need to get a room.
Only if you join us :p
Cue OldeWolf in 3...2...1..
I thought for certain he would of been here by now. Although he hasn't been around lately...





Does he cry out my name while you guys are making love?

You are all I ever talk about. ADD just tunes it out now :eek:
My love for you is also platonic.

That goes for everyone on this board, really. There isn't anywhere here that I'm dying to copulate with.
I'm fine with the no strings attached sex. Same time and day next week? ;)

[ADDGirl]

Does he cry out my name while you guys are making love?

Only when I'm doing him with my strap on.


You are all I ever talk about. ADD just tunes it out now :eek:

I'm fine with the no strings attached sex. Same time and day next week? ;)

This now means I can get with the guy at my internship for no strings attached sex right?

[Bad Buddha]

Only when I'm doing him with my strap on.

I am glad the door to my office is closed and I was not drinking coffee! :eek:

This now means I can get with the guy at my internship for no strings attached sex right?
No. In order to be fair, it's got to be one of the girls at your internship. ;)

[Purple Santa]

This now means I can get with the guy at my internship for no strings attached sex right?

Gee, I thought that happened already when I got that phonecall the other day about "working late" and being an emergency :p ;)

[ADDGirl]

No. In order to be fair, it's got to be one of the girls at your internship. ;)

Darn you're right but those girls aren't my type, does one from the college campus count?

[MagGnome]

Apart from Rini.

It's the conflict that will kill him.

I'd be afraid of her huge lancer. :eek:


You are all I ever talk about. ADD just tunes it out now :eek:

I'm fine with the no strings attached sex. Same time and day next week? ;)

She told me that you talk about me a lot. I'm flattered, though not surprised. :cool:

Same date and time next week. Don't be late this time.


Only when I'm doing him with my strap on.

It actually wouldn't surprise me if Santa was into pegging.

[ADDGirl]

For Santa and Thanasimos

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[n3rdXcore]

My love for you is also platonic.

That goes for everyone on this board, really. There isn't anywhere here that I'm dying to copulate with.

My love for you is like a truck.
My love for you is ticking clock.

[Purple Santa]

I'd be afraid of her huge lancer. :eek:





But it's Golden :).
For Santa and Thanasimos

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Guess i've been outed. I'll enjoy my time with Mags now since I won't feel so bad about hiding it :).

[rinichanraar]

Apart from Rini.
It's the conflict that will kill him.

Oh, you guys. :)

[DylonCorp]

my love for you is like a truck.
My love for you is ticking clock.

Berserker!!!1

[n3rdXcore]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/simedog/Funny%20Pics/berserker.jpg

[DylonCorp]

That's beautiful, man.

[MagGnome]

For Santa and Thanasimos

Woohoo Katy Perry!

I love that video. :)

The H&M scarf, "soy boy" and "Vegan coffee" parts hit especially close to home. :o

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Purple, you got any mugs in here?

[Purple Santa]

Purple, you got any mugs in here?

Yep. ADDGirl put it in here. I'd say second week of December. I need to pose for a new one...I've updated on my hat wear :D

Or did you mean my collection of coffee mugs? That's over in that other thread...;)

[pomeroy]

Woohoo Katy Perry!

Why am I not surprised...

[MagGnome]

Why am I not surprised...

Shut it fruit boy. :p

Edit - I didn't realize that she is the one who sings that stupid "I Kissed a Girl" song. My love has diminished.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I'll have to hunt that down.

Always wondered what you looked like.

[Purple Santa]

I'll have to hunt that down.

Always wondered what you looked like.
There are plenty of drunk Mags photos around here. No need to search elsewhere.

[MagGnome]

There are plenty of drunk Mags photos around here. No need to search elsewhere.

Has ADDGirl found your shrine to me yet?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I can't find those dirty mugs!

[TurboKinny]

Not drunk and not Mags, but I still like this picture :P

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll275/turbokinny/saransamjan09.jpg?t=1233648660

Me and Sazime.

[Jeffool]

Not drunk and not Mags, but I still like this picture :P

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll275/turbokinny/saransamjan09.jpg?t=1233648660

Me and Sazime.For a second perspective failed me and I thought his arm was by his side, and freakishly huge. All I could think was "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

After perspective kicked back on? "Awww!"

[mister slim]

Yeah, Sam's elephantiasis is kinda disturbing.

[Squidbot]

Fuckin A! Katy Perry!

[Purple Santa]

Has ADDGirl found your shrine to me yet?
It's in the closet. She won't look there. :p
I can't find those dirty mugs!

Maybe if you ask nicely Mags can repost them. Since you are still a minor I couldn't go with my original thought to do to persuade Mags :eek:

[MagGnome]

It's in the closet. She won't look there. :p


Maybe if you ask nicely Mags can repost them. Since you are still a minor I couldn't go with my original thought to do to persuade Mags :eek:

I'm glad to know that you keep your feelings for me in the dark. :p

Is EvD looking for pictures of you, and not me?

[boratika]

Gee, I thought that happened already when I got that phonecall the other day about "working late" and being an emergency :p ;)

Heh, "working late". It's not even a lie, just a euphemism. Well at least she's being up front and honest about her extra-defacto doings.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I'm glad to know that you keep your feelings for me in the dark. :p

Is EvD looking for pictures of you, and not me?

Well, seeing as the current picture situation is like this: Mags has hawt pics everywhere. Purple, as few to none (That I have seen)

So pictures of Mag are like... jiggly puff pokemon cards. Worthless, but pleasant.


Purple Santa is like.... Charizard. Few have seen the glittery cards of him. (Or in this case pictures) And I'm guessing he is pretty ferocious. :eek:

[Purple Santa]

I'm glad to know that you keep your feelings for me in the dark. :p

You always tell me you like my feelings to you in the dark :)
Well, seeing as the current picture situation is like this: Mags has hawt pics everywhere. Purple, as few to none (That I have seen)

So pictures of Mag are like... jiggly puff pokemon cards. Worthless, but pleasant.


Purple Santa is like.... Charizard. Few have seen the glittery cards of him. (Or in this case pictures) And I'm guessing he is pretty ferocious. :eek:
Love the Pokemon analogy. Never been compared to one but I can live with being Charizard :).

Edit: I'll be at the Pax in 2010, the one in Boston. Maybe someone will take a photo for you then...

Btw...the pokemon Character still looks better than I do...

[Sazime]

Yeah, Sam's elephantiasis is kinda disturbing.
It's that "special elephantiasis" that makes the ladies swoon!

[rinichanraar]

Well, seeing as the current picture situation is like this: Mags has hawt pics everywhere. Purple, as few to none (That I have seen)

So pictures of Mag are like... jiggly puff pokemon cards. Worthless, but pleasant.


Purple Santa is like.... Charizard. Few have seen the glittery cards of him. (Or in this case pictures) And I'm guessing he is pretty ferocious. :eek:

Hahaha, this is awesome. Can I be Alakazam? Actually I'd even be fine with Abra because he's so damned cute, but also has an awesome Special Attack and can kick everyone's ass except Dark, Ghost, and Bug types. Actually, I don't know how Pokemon cards work. I still want to be Abra or Alakazam though. :cool:

[Bone]

If I were a Pokemon card I'd want to be the useless goldfish that someday evolves into the awesome dragon.

[MagGnome]

Well, seeing as the current picture situation is like this: Mags has hawt pics everywhere. Purple, as few to none (That I have seen)

So pictures of Mag are like... jiggly puff pokemon cards. Worthless, but pleasant.

My pictures are worthless? I know several fine young men, and a number of ladies, that would disagree with you. ;)


If I were a Pokemon card I'd want to be the useless goldfish that someday evolves into the awesome dragon.

That would be Goldeen.

I haven't played in years, but Pokemon facts randomly pop into my head fairly often.

[MagGnome]

http://img.skitch.com/20090203-gpkqdk2qwfr54dhp4jhu1w8jhc.jpg

Badass.

[pomeroy]

I wouldn't use badass to describe that.

The word I would use does contain "ass", though. :D

[MagGnome]

I wouldn't use badass to describe that.

The word I would use does contain "ass", though. :D

Alright fruit boy, you've made your point.

I know you're jealous. :cool:

[ADDGirl]

http://img.skitch.com/20090203-gpkqdk2qwfr54dhp4jhu1w8jhc.jpg

Badass.

Your eyes look like you're pimpin' LOL.

[rinichanraar]

If I were a Pokemon card I'd want to be the useless goldfish that someday evolves into the awesome dragon.
That would be Goldeen.

I hate to be the ass that corrects you, but I'm pretty sure he's thinking of Magikarp. :o

[Bone]

Rini is correct (ass!), it's the Magikarp.

If it's any consolation, that's a cool pic of you Mags. You're wearing the hat instead of the hat wearing you (this is important!), and you appear to be in full control of your beard.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I hate to be the ass that corrects you, but I'm pretty sure he's thinking of Magikarp. :o

I love how you just COMPLETELY rocked him.

I hope to some day rock mags. ;)

[MagGnome]

Your eyes look like you're pimpin' LOL.

That's the look that melts the lads. ;)


I hate to be the ass that corrects you, but I'm pretty sure he's thinking of Magikarp. :o

You are correct. I fail. :(


Rini is correct (ass!), it's the Magikarp.

If it's any consolation, that's a cool pic of you Mags. You're wearing the hat instead of the hat wearing you (this is important!), and you appear to be in full control of your beard.

Thanks man! I thought that the pic turned out really well, and on the first try to boot.


I love how you just COMPLETELY rocked him.

I hope to some day rock mags. ;)

Maybe some day when you are a man.

[TurboKinny]

Is this the Colonizers thread or the Mags thread? :p

[pomeroy]

Is this the Colonizers thread or the Mags thread? :p

They're all Mags threads at this point.

[Hotcod]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2125/43/3/529482494/n529482494_1942216_5871.jpg

I had walk on the ceiling of the bar we were in so he didn't drop me backwards, over his shoulder, head first in to a table full of glasses... awesome picture just not sure it was worth the risk of me being killed to get it

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Maybe some day when you are a man.


:eek:

http://i.somethingawful.com/m3imgs/streetlamp.gif

[pomeroy]

:eek:

http://i.somethingawful.com/m3imgs/streetlamp.gif

Oh, come on. You practically hit on the guy and then when he (jokingly) says you need to be older, you play the "old perv" card on him?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Oh, come on. You practically hit on the guy and then when he (jokingly) says you need to be older, you play the "old perv" card on him?



Yes.


But I think we all realize that no one here is serious, in all seriousness.

[mister slim]

Except me. I'm just here to methodically document everyone's behavior in case someone someday runs for political office.

[zarathstra]

http://img.skitch.com/20090203-gpkqdk2qwfr54dhp4jhu1w8jhc.jpg

Badass.

That picture makes me even sadder that we live a thousand miles apart ;)

[MagGnome]

Is this the Colonizers thread or the Mags thread? :p

They're all Mags threads at this point.

Your jealousy tastes sweet. :cool:

Seriously though, this is the only thread I have left, so cut me some slack.


Oh, come on. You practically hit on the guy and then when he (jokingly) says you need to be older, you play the "old perv" card on him?

You're actually defending me? I'm speechless!


Except me. I'm just here to methodically document everyone's behavior in case someone someday runs for political office.

I have no chance of ever running for public office. I've got way too many sketchy things floating around the net.


That picture makes me even sadder that we live a thousand miles apart ;)

Can you tell I've gained weight?

[pomeroy]

You're actually defending me? I'm speechless!

UNL alums gotta stick together.

[rinichanraar]

Rini is correct (ass!), it's the Magikarp.

For some reason, I find it extremely awesome that Bone called me an ass (even though I kind of prompted it)!

I love how you just COMPLETELY rocked him.

I hope to some day rock mags. ;)

Someday, grasshopper, you will rock as hard as I do. ;)

[MagGnome]

UNL alums gotta stick together.

Did you ever stumble across anyone having sex in the library?


Someday, grasshopper, you will rock as hard as I do. ;)

You shouldn't lie to him like that. ;)

[Thanasimos]

You shouldn't lie to him like that. ;)

Yeah, we all know that rocker's gonna be me. I'm going all the way to Vegas.

[zarathstra]

Your jealousy tastes sweet. :cool:

Can you tell I've gained weight?

Of course not, you look as sexy as ever.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Did you ever stumble across anyone having sex in the library?




You shouldn't lie to him like that. ;)


Did YOU ever stumble across anyone having sex in the library?

[LordDon]

http://img.skitch.com/20090203-gpkqdk2qwfr54dhp4jhu1w8jhc.jpg

Badass.

Straight up, Gnome. Very badass picture.

[torrefaction]

This was an incredibly trashed 'Faction on New Years with the girl I've been seeing.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1946/117/4/526409233/n526409233_1256247_6137.jpg

[Bad Buddha]

This was an incredibly trashed 'Faction on New Years with the girl I've been seeing.
Nice ankles!

[violent]

The lady has a femininity to her. Big points.

[Purple Santa]

They're all Mags threads at this point.
Mags took over CoG in a hostile takeover. You can read "hostile takeover" as you wish :).
Yes.


But I think we all realize that no one here is serious, in all seriousness.
Pomeroy is all business. There is no joking with him.



Someday, grasshopper, you will rock as hard as I do. ;)
I can only think of inappropriate thoughts to this...and damn if I am willing to allow myself to type any of them...
This was an incredibly trashed 'Faction on New Years with the girl I've been seeing.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1946/117/4/526409233/n526409233_1256247_6137.jpg

Nice ankles!

The lady has a femininity to her. Big points.
I like the way she is guiding his head toward her inner sanctum of that dress.

[violent]

sanctum of that dress.

I love when a woman holds me in that manner just before she utters the words "you wanna go?".

[Purple Santa]

I love when a woman holds me in that manner just before she utters the words "you wanna go?".

That could be taken in two ways. When I heard that...it meant you keep looking and take a good pic cause it's not for you :eek:. I'm sure you meant for yourself...you are going to be getting better acquainted with the persons nether regions :D

[violent]

That could be taken in two ways. When I heard that...it meant you keep looking and take a good pic cause it's not for you :eek:. I'm sure you meant for yourself...you are going to be getting better acquainted with the persons nether regions :D

I meant it more in the way a woman always has the craziest request amidst an alcoholically driven festivity. The one you never expect and the one you have to play again in your head to ensure you heard right.

[mister slim]

Clearly Torre had just failed in an attempt to sit on her lap.

[Squidbot]

This was an incredibly trashed 'Faction on New Years with the girl I've been seeing.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1946/117/4/526409233/n526409233_1256247_6137.jpg

She's a cutie! And so are you, ya drunken bum!

Mags took over CoG in a hostile takeover. You can read "hostile takeover" as you wish :).


Hostile makeover?

[Purple Santa]

This was an incredibly trashed 'Faction on New Years with the girl I've been seeing.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1946/117/4/526409233/n526409233_1256247_6137.jpg

Some other notices on second look of pic:

Where is Torre's second hand? Oh, it's doing a reach around...smooth! :)

I think I spot a peeking panty pic...this needs to be posted in the panty thread pronto! :p

[mister slim]

Some other notices on second look of pic:

Where is Torre's second hand? Oh, it's doing a reach around...smooth! :)


Wait, is his hand in her purse?

Or her 'purse'?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Wait, is his hand in her purse?

Or her 'purse'?

Heyoo!



Although I think a smoking woman is a gross woman, she holds that cig like as elegantly as humanly possible.

[torrefaction]

This is hilarious. *I'm* not even sure where my hand is.

*Edit*

She's a non-smoker, for the most part. That remains the only time I've seen her smoke.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Are you "involved" with her? Or was this a one time event?

[MagGnome]

Of course not, you look as sexy as ever.

Well thank you! I weighed myself at work yesterday and discovered that I've gained 10 pounds! I guess that's not so bad, as long as it doesn't continue.


Did YOU ever stumble across anyone having sex in the library?

Yes, unfortunately I did.


Straight up, Gnome. Very badass picture.

Thanks man! I'm not often fond of pictures of myself, but I really do like how that one turned out.


Hostile makeover?

I'm not that gay. :p

Cute picture Torrefaction - thanks for sharing with us! :)

[MalReynolds]

someone should give me a quick recap im not reading 100+ pages

[pomeroy]

Did you ever stumble across anyone having sex in the library?

I never saw anything, but I did hear moaning in the stacks one time.

[Suave Peanut]

someone should give me a quick recap im not reading 100+ pages
Step 1.) Fifty posts per page!
Step 2.) This is where we post pictures of ourselves.

[Purple Santa]

Step 1.) Fifty posts per page!
Step 2.) This is where MagGnome only posts pictures of himself.

Fixed that for you :eek:

[MagGnome]

I never saw anything, but I did hear moaning in the stacks one time.

I heard moaning and then stumbled upon a couple in the throes of passion, sort of. Apparently they heard me coming and were hurriedly putting on clothes.


Fixed that for you :eek:

You should pay a visit to Gaygamer sometime. The forums are filled with threads where the pretty boys post dozens of pictures of themselves while everyone else praises how hot they are.

I hope I haven't recreated the same thing here. :o

[Squidbot]

I'm not that gay. :p


Well, you heard it here first. We'll have him kissing girls in no time.

[Suave Peanut]

I heard moaning and then stumbled upon a couple in the throes of passion, sort of. Apparently they heard me coming and were hurriedly putting on clothes.I hope I haven't recreated the same thing here.
Throes of passion... heard you coming... voyeur joke... too easy...

[MagGnome]

Well, you heard it here first. We'll have him kissing girls in no time.

Only if it's Rini.


Throes of passion... heard you coming... voyeur joke... too easy...

I suppose that was rather easy, although entirely unintended.

[astranoir]

Only if it's Rini.

Aw, no love for stalkers :(

[Generation ABXY]

Only if it's Rini.

I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a compliment to her...

[torrefaction]

Are you "involved" with her? Or was this a one time event?

We're dating...no labels or anything to put on it.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

We're dating...no labels or anything to put on it.

Oh, right on. :D

[rinichanraar]

Only if it's Rini.

I love you, too, Gnomey. :)

I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a compliment to her...

... Hey, wait a minute. Good point! :mad:

[Bone]

Didn't I see a hilariously inappropriate statement from Buddha earlier on this page? Did he delete it? Help me out, I'm on some pretty strong meds right now.

[MagGnome]

Aw, no love for stalkers :(

I don't think Rini would like it if I kissed another girl.


I can’t tell if that’s an insult or a compliment to her...

... Hey, wait a minute. Good point! :mad:

Calm down Rini-pie. It was supposed to be a compliment. Don't be so sensitive. :p

[Purple Santa]

I hope I haven't recreated the same thing here. :o

Oh you are so proud that you brought that here. Now where are the shirtless poses :mad: :eek:

[MagGnome]

Oh you are so proud that you brought that here. Now where are the shirtless poses :mad: :eek:

You won't be seeing any of those from me. I don't exactly have a model's body. :p

[Lint of Death]

All kinds of awesome! Can I borrow that for my avatar?

Go for it :D

While I'm at it, may as well pimp the other one I did again, since it's been a while and we just haven't had enough bannings. Maybe I should just put 'em in a blog post for easy access.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4957/excogkt7.png

[Purple Santa]

Go for it :D

While I'm at it, may as well pimp the other one I did again, since it's been a while and we just haven't had enough bannings. Maybe I should just put 'em in a blog post for easy access.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4957/excogkt7.png

Adding this one to my LoD collection too.

[rinichanraar]

I don't think Rini would like it if I kissed another girl.

The Gnome speaks the truth. I am a very jealous mistress. ;)

Calm down Rini-pie. It was supposed to be a compliment. Don't be so sensitive. :p

I wasn't really mad, Gnomey-cakes. Just messing around. The chainsaw does kind of make me look a bit manlier. :p

[MagGnome]

I wasn't really mad, Gnomey-cakes. Just messing around. The chainsaw does kind of make me look a bit manlier. :p

I wouldn't say that it makes you look "manlier", I'd say that it makes you look like a girl who is not to be messed with.

[Bone]

Didn't I see a hilariously inappropriate statement from Buddha earlier on this page? Did he delete it? Help me out, I'm on some pretty strong meds right now.Fine, Buddha won't own up to it. I'll just extrapolate. You may remember Pulp Fiction.

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

[Bad Buddha]

Didn't I see a hilariously inappropriate statement from Buddha earlier on this page? Did he delete it? Help me out, I'm on some pretty strong meds right now.
Yeah, I deleted it. Felt it was rather inappropriate... though hilarious.

[torrefaction]

Yeah, I deleted it. Felt it was rather inappropriate... though hilarious.

Well, hell...*I* thought it was funny.

[astranoir]

The Gnome speaks the truth. I am a very jealous mistress. ;)


Well, you wouldn't have to be left out...:D

[Generation ABXY]

"I'll be in my bunk." :p

[Bad Buddha]

Well, hell...*I* thought it was funny.
That's good to know.

It was just one of those knee-jerk snide remarks. Then after I posted it, I realized that I didn't want to post something like that about a friend of a CoGer. :o

[Bone]

Let's just say Torre found the watch.

[MagGnome]

"I'll be in my bunk." :p

You Goram pervert. :p

[Generation ABXY]

You Goram pervert. :p

Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

[Bad Buddha]

I had a request for this over in the Mystery Picture thread. Thought I'd post it here for posterity!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5890/mileagesb2.jpg

[MagGnome]

Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

It's been a while, a long damn while, since anyone but me took a hold of my plow.

[Bone]

... whoa, good Bible!

[mister slim]

It is all about the mileage.

[MagGnome]

Like a leaf on the wind.

:(

[Purple Santa]

It's been a while, a long damn while, since anyone but me took a hold of my plow.

I thought I read somewhere you liked to do the plowing...

And why I remember THAT...is mighty disturbing.

[MagGnome]

I thought I read somewhere you liked to do the plowing...

And why I remember THAT...is mighty disturbing.

That is disturbing.


Anyway, that is probably my favorite quote from Firefly.

[Purple Santa]

That is disturbing.




What can I say. You are an entertaining person to read when stalking to you :D

[ElektroDragon]

Here I am... this is the first time any of you have ever seen me, anywhere. Not one of my better pics, but its gaming related! I am at EA Black Box in Vancouver. This was taken just a month before the studio was shut down. Moments after the pic was taken, I noticed a dead bird in the bush behind me, right under the letter R. I have come to think of this an as omen for what would soon happen to the studio. Freaky, eh?

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss44/ElektroDragon/ea.jpg

[violent]

Reminds me of those pictures people take of themselves where a demon ends up appearing in the background somewhere.

[fitbabits]

http://i40.tinypic.com/14xh2bo.jpg

Thanks to Rock Bandit for the above.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

http://i40.tinypic.com/14xh2bo.jpg

Thanks to Rock Bandit for the above.

I just about peed my pants.

Well done there.

[ElektroDragon]

I just about peed my pants.

Well done there.

Pardon someone who didn't read 107 pages of posts, but just what the heck is this? Are people outdoing themselves to Photoshop fitbabits picture or is this something else entirely?

[xoanon]

Originally it was for posting pictures of yourself by way of introduction. Kind of like how the internet was originally for research collaboration.

[ElektroDragon]

Originally it was for posting pictures of yourself by way of introduction. Kind of like how the internet was originally for research collaboration.

No no, I understand that, that's why I posted my own pic with EA above on this page. What I was asking about are the pics of the blond guy with face paint posted over and over again, a different Photoshop rendition each time. See the blue face paint on the blond guy in the post right below my EA pic.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

No no, I understand that, that's why I posted my own pic with EA above on this page. What I was asking about are the pics of the blond guy with face paint posted over and over again, a different Photoshop rendition each time. See the blue face paint on the blond guy in the post right below my EA pic.

Just for fun and games and whatnot.

Did you miss the thread it was from? He was in a music video, and that is where the picture is taken from.

[fitbabits]

Pardon someone who didn't read 107 pages of posts, but just what the heck is this? Are people outdoing themselves to Photoshop fitbabits picture or is this something else entirely?
First of all, 50 posts per page!

Second of all, it's all a little harmless fun.

[Purple Santa]

Pardon someone who didn't read 107 pages of posts, but just what the heck is this? Are people outdoing themselves to Photoshop fitbabits picture or is this something else entirely?

This is how we show our love, appreciation and admiration for Fits. An odd kinda love...but love nevertheless :D

[Generation ABXY]

This is how we show our love, appreciation and admiration for Fits. An odd kinda love...but love nevertheless :D

Alternatively, there are those of us that treat Fits much like an appendix: We ignore him most of the time, pay attention when he weeps, and occasionally there’s talk of taking him out. ;)

[Rock Bandit]

Finally found a pic of me from last Halloween. Sorry for the blurriness, this was many drinks into the night.

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2vhxk.jpg

[Purple Santa]

Finally found a pic of me from last Halloween. Sorry for the blurriness, this was many drinks into the night.

http://i43.tinypic.com/i2vhxk.jpg

You should keep this look.:cool:

[Bad Buddha]

You should keep this look.:cool:
And lose the white undershirt. Unless of course that's your natural cave-fish-underbelly gamer skin tone.

[mister slim]

Okay, how come Bret Micheals gets his own TV show and Rock Bandit doesn't?

I'd watch Bandit of Love.

[Rock Bandit]

And lose the white undershirt. Unless of course that's your natural cave-fish-underbelly gamer skin tone.

Undershirt was there to keep gut from sticking out from short shirt. Unless you're saying you want to see some hairy Bandit pudge.

[Bad Buddha]

Undershirt was there to keep gut from sticking out from short shirt. Unless you're saying you want to see some hairy Bandit pudge.
Not me!

But the women want it! ;)

[Sazime]

Okay, how come Bret Micheals gets his own TV show and Rock Bandit doesn't?

I'd watch Bandit of Love.
See, it's ideas like this, ideas that could generate millions in the right hands, that are always ignored by the monkeys that make reality TV shows.

Shit, I'd buy the series 1 DVD set after religiously viewing it on TV. Tis true.

[Bone]

Undershirt was there to keep gut from sticking out from short shirt. Unless you're saying you want to see some hairy Bandit pudge.

That's about as rock'n'roll as wearing AC/DC branded diapers! You think a rock star cares about his beer gut sticking out of his shirt?

I demand you change your name to Rock Depends. ;)

[Slack3r78]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_5XLLT_qPgmI/SZosZYeN5MI/AAAAAAAAAI8/msknZudSGbw/s800/snapshot.jpg

Warholesque Campbell's Soup Coffee Mug

+

Jameson Irish Whiskey

-------

This day has to get better Some Time.

Every MySpacey effect Picasa offers applied for good measure.

[pseudopseudo]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_5XLLT_qPgmI/SZosZYeN5MI/AAAAAAAAAI8/msknZudSGbw/s800/snapshot.jpg

Warholesque Campbell's Soup Coffee Mug

+

Jameson Irish Whiskey

-------

This day has to get better Some Time.

Every MySpacey effect Picasa offers applied for good measure.

If you're drinking Jameson, the day has already gotten better.

[Rock Bandit]

That's about as rock'n'roll as wearing AC/DC branded diapers! You think a rock star cares about his beer gut sticking out of his shirt?

I demand you change your name to Rock Depends. ;)

You don't understand, even a glimpse of my doughy mid-section is enough to bring upon madness and delusions of a Lovecraftion scale. I'm talking mass suicides in the street, mothers strangling sons, cats and dogs living together.

[Bone]

This chaos you describe... sounds like rock n roll!!!

Meh, I can't really talk. I'm technically a "musician"- which means I arrive groomed and sober, and remain clothed all evening. I still manage to make it fun.

[MagGnome]

And lose the white undershirt. Unless of course that's your natural cave-fish-underbelly gamer skin tone.

That's pretty close to the color of my skin, actually. :cool:

[mightbe]

What has mightbe been up to, you ask?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3383/3287333382_04a5146c75.jpg?v=0

Well, I've spent the last few months working way too much.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3467/3286516925_a917524aa2.jpg?v=0

And I've been making sure to exercise every chance I get.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3287333844_f5dfd4a2ab.jpg?v=0

Which, while I'm feeling a lot better and losing a ton of weight, leaves me exhausted.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3399/3287334018_a35f568cd7.jpg?v=0

I've also taken a second contract with my workplace to train all of our employees in an interesting new Residential Youth Care curriculum.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3507/3287333732_1cd93815db.jpg?v=0

All of this leaves me ridiculously exhausted.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/3287333098_562f23741e.jpg?v=0

But I still find time to kick up my feet and relax with a bit of random interent fun.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/3286517207_673aed1051.jpg?v=0

I've also made some new friends around here which do their best to help me de-stress whenever I get some downtime. Sadly, this is the only picture that's work safe enough to post.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3621/3286780125_dee13508ea.jpg?v=0

But why have I been so absent from the colony lately?

Well, while you guys have been mowing down zombies in Left4Dead, I've been playing with the hordes in my own game of choice lately.
http://www.singularcards.com/cog/zombiehorde.jpg
Flowana <Content> Scarlet Crusade (RP) (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Flowana) (now accepting applications!)
Everyone's favorite TrackZero has come over to join us and is currently rolling a nublet Belf Priest.

So I'll be back around the CoG more as I get some free and work slows down.

I've missed you guys and hope you haven't completely forgotten me or written me off as a worthless piece of crap!

<3

[OrangePulp]

TF2 Thursdays, motherfucker. Be there... or be square.

Good to have you back.

[mightbe]

TF2 Thursdays, motherfucker. Be there... or be square.

Good to have you back.

Thanks, man.

I'm kinda waiting for the scout update, but I guess I need to hone my skills before then.

I won't be able to make it this week due to training. So bug me next week, I'll be free.

[Jeffool]

I've missed you guys and hope you haven't completely forgotten me or written me off as a worthless piece of crap!

<3Please delete this post.
<3

[MagGnome]

Who the hell is mightbe?

Great post, welcome back!

[TrackZero]

Well, while you guys have been mowing down zombies in Left4Dead, I've been playing with the hordes in my own game of choice lately.
http://www.singularcards.com/cog/zombiehorde.jpg
Flowana <Content> Scarlet Crusade (RP) (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Flowana) (now accepting applications!)
Everyone's favorite TrackZero has come over to join us and is currently rolling a nublet Belf Priest.


Sssh, don't tell them I've rolled a priest. Some fool will make a tank expecting I'm just going to be there ready with flash heal.

[mightbe]

Who the hell is mightbe?

Great post, welcome back!

Bitch, I mightbe! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rCorw0VnYI)
<3 mags for the setup

[Jackel]

Glad to have ya back Mightbe. Looking forward to another exciting Party at PAX.

I expect a repeat of last years WIN.

[MagGnome]

Bitch, I mightbe! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rCorw0VnYI)
<3 mags for the setup

Yes! :D
10charsmyass

[Purple Santa]

What has mightbe been up to, you ask?



I've missed you guys and hope you haven't completely forgotten me or written me off as a worthless piece of crap!


We wished you a happy birthday a while back...kept the thread going hoping you would stop by.

Welcome back! About time you showed yourself again :)

[Rock Bandit]

I spent all of last week with my cousin who flew out here from Arizona to get married. Here's us the night before the big day at the big family dinner.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/60/l_12bb941dbd3c4a7292c2f1f7c4a5f66c.jpg

Me on the left in case you didn't know.

[pomeroy]

Me on the left in case you didn't know.

Like anyone would forget that beard.

[Suave Peanut]

Still rocking the Beard-Off beard, eh Bandit?

I recently trimmed down to a moustache. Mostly because I wanted to look creepy for a few days.

http://ryancarrigan.com/photo/self/IMG00066.jpg

Also pictured: my red cap, also know as a beanie, but is not a toboggan.

[civil]

Hmm. You went from suave to cuddly.

[Suave Peanut]

Hmm. You went from suave to cuddly.

I don't see those as being mutually exclusive.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I don't see those as being mutually exclusive.

Watch out for your peanuts


http://i44.tinypic.com/24yczr6.png

[Suave Peanut]

Watch out for your peanuts

Oi, gevald!

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Iz dat hyuour bvrovther?

[pseudopseudo]

Matisyahu??? Is that you?

[Troggles]

But why have I been so absent from the colony lately?

Well, while you guys have been mowing down zombies in Left4Dead, I've been playing with the hordes in my own game of choice lately.
http://www.singularcards.com/cog/zombiehorde.jpg
Flowana <Content> Scarlet Crusade (RP) (http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Scarlet+Crusade&n=Flowana) (now accepting applications!)
Everyone's favorite TrackZero has come over to join us and is currently rolling a nublet Belf Priest.


If you ever see a Human Death Knight named Krythia wandering around, send a /wave!

[Alatheia]

Strange, I thought I'd posted my head in here before :eek:

I chopped off all my hair, and am quite cold, with my faux argyle scarf!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3322637806_39579b7259.jpg

I also do a great fish impersonation :cool:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3322636230_8dca7cde40.jpg

[mister slim]

That's hardly chopping off all your hair!

[Bone]

To be fair, she had a LOT more hair when we met her at PAX. EDIT: I forgot you met her too. So... yeah, she had much longer hair!

Alatheia- short hair really suits you!

[MagGnome]

Yay! A fellow red head. :D

Your hair is much more red than mine is these days, lucky. :/

[mister slim]

I'm just speaking as an expert in 'chopping off all your hair'. Oops, forgot to mention your cut looks nice, Alatheia.

[Bone]

Yeah, you didn't fuck around with your dome, that's for sure. When did you shave it all off, Slim?

[mister slim]

I think I started doing that in '99? Not completely sure. I slack on it a bit though. Right now I look like a hippy, almost a half inch long.

[MagGnome]

My hair is the longest it's been in several years. It's still not the longest I've ever had, but it's getting there. It's sort of shaggy btw - not super long by any means.

Still, seeing all of the cute boys tonight at bowling made me want to cut it short again and step up my "game".

[Thanasimos]

My hair is the longest it's been in several years. It's still not the longest I've ever had, but it's getting there. It's sort of shaggy btw - not super long by any means.

Still, seeing all of the cute boys tonight at bowling made me want to cut it short again and step up my "game".

Hair is not grown to be cut, Gnome.

[MagGnome]

Hair is not grown to be cut, Gnome.

Too late, I caved. :o


It does look pretty good now though, so I'm glad I gave in.

[Alatheia]

I had 10 inches cut off, I consider that chopping it all off Baldy :p

*high fives Mags* Redheads have to stick together!

[MagGnome]

I had 10 inches cut off, I consider that chopping it all off Baldy :p

*high fives Mags* Redheads have to stick together!

Hear hear! I'll try to post a pic of my new cut later, although it's nothing amazing.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Hear hear! I'll try to post a pic of my new cut later, although it's nothing amazing.

Wowza! You must have subconsciously started some trend, because my huge mop is off too.

From:

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2053/249/17/1496957948/n1496957948_191630_3344.jpg

To....

Well I lost 20 pounds from salmonella... so I'll refrain from posting any new pictures until I look less like a starving kidnapped victim.

[AniAko]

Strange, I thought I'd posted my head in here before :eek:

I chopped off all my hair, and am quite cold, with my faux argyle scarf!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3322637806_39579b7259.jpg

I also do a great fish impersonation :cool:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3322636230_8dca7cde40.jpg

Those are fake pics. I don't see penises anywhere in those pics :P

[Alatheia]

Those are fake pics. I don't see penises anywhere in those pics :P

Brat, you know better :p

[MagGnome]

I went from this (take a few weeks ago):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/JacobD/Pictures001.jpg

To this (taken a few moments ago):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/JacobD/Pictures004.jpg

[Kojak]

Thirty eight days ago a plague of pestillence and suffering had befallen them, embodied into the physical body of one man. He was death and he was everywhere spreading his cruel mocking presance, not only taking the lives of people but any trace of happiness that may have laced their tired cold hearts. Many took their own lives before an even worse fate claimed them.

Times were desperate. In a last act of defience they summoned forth their greatest wizards and prophets. The anciet rite of Chael was performed sacraficing hundreds of people's lives in the process but it ultimately put an end to this evil that hounded them in the shape of a man.

His soul was cast into that of a tree where it lay dormant, festering on any life that came to it. Eventually even the insects learnt to avoid that tree but it was too late. The evil had already grown in power.

Cracks began to form at the base of the trunk spilling forth a foul black ooze. It lay still for a while then began to take its shape once more, dtetermined to make everyone suffer that had ever locked it away.

And thats how I choose to explain my month and a bit absence from Community of Gamers.

Man I miss you guys.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s242/kojaked/2630_1102497327491_1378459457_30444.jpg

[MagGnome]

Where the hell have you been? I missed your cute Australian bum. ;)

[Alatheia]

Nice bathtub! :eek:

[MagGnome]

Nice bathtub! :eek:

My head just filled with wicked thoughts. :D

[Alatheia]

My head just filled with wicked thoughts. :D

You're horrible :p

[mister slim]

My head just filled with wicked thoughts. :D

Is it ever not?


No, really, that's a serious question.

4 reelz

[MagGnome]

I won't deny that my head usually holds at least one wicked thought.

[Bone]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee153/_B_o_n_e_/Me/eric.jpg
New Year's Eve, I stood in my good friend's wedding while on serious pain meds for a herniated disk and pinched nerve in my arm. I think I pulled it off, even though I was very tired.

[crazyD]

You have a tattoo saying 2008 on your neck?

[civil]

It must've hurt to have that tattooed on your neck. ;)

EDIT: Damn you crazyD! Always stealing my thunder!

[Psykoboy2]

It was a good year for him.

[Bone]

You like the neck-tat? You should see the Pi on my wang. First 100 digits.

Yeah, the final pictures aren't available yet so my buddy grabbed the demo shots from the photographer's site :)

[Bad Buddha]

I went from this (take a few weeks ago):

To this (taken a few moments ago):
You finally changed your shirt? Good to hear it. We were talking about that, Mags. That thing was getting pretty funky!

;)

[Sazime]

You like the neck-tat? You should see the Pi on my wang. First 100 digits.
Too bad it's in binary....

[Generation ABXY]

You like the neck-tat? You should see the Pi on my wang. First 100 digits.

I didn't realize Valeriy Dvoryanov did commissions.

...

And, yeah, for apparently being drugged up, you do look rather normal.

[Bone]

Well played. You made me Google some Russian just to find out he paints micro-paintings.

[Purple Santa]

Thirty eight days ago a plague of pestillence and suffering had befallen them, embodied into the physical body of one man. He was death and he was everywhere spreading his cruel mocking presance, not only taking the lives of people but any trace of happiness that may have laced their tired cold hearts. Many took their own lives before an even worse fate claimed them.

Times were desperate. In a last act of defience they summoned forth their greatest wizards and prophets. The anciet rite of Chael was performed sacraficing hundreds of people's lives in the process but it ultimately put an end to this evil that hounded them in the shape of a man.

His soul was cast into that of a tree where it lay dormant, festering on any life that came to it. Eventually even the insects learnt to avoid that tree but it was too late. The evil had already grown in power.

Cracks began to form at the base of the trunk spilling forth a foul black ooze. It lay still for a while then began to take its shape once more, dtetermined to make everyone suffer that had ever locked it away.

And thats how I choose to explain my month and a bit absence from Community of Gamers.

Man I miss you guys.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s242/kojaked/2630_1102497327491_1378459457_30444.jpg
I'm hoping the english translation to this is you broke up with your girlfriend :(
I won't deny that my head usually holds at least one wicked thought.
Will you deny it has one thought any other time? ;)

[Kojak]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s242/kojaked/n1378459457_285902_3581.jpg

No the love harpie is still fluttering her wings and suffering my presance still. I'm allowed to be looking angry with a matress in someone's spa.

[MagGnome]

That's a very sweet picture Kojak.

New Year's Eve, I stood in my good friend's wedding while on serious pain meds for a herniated disk and pinched nerve in my arm. I think I pulled it off, even though I was very tired.

I hope that you are better. Still, you look quite handsome as always.


You finally changed your shirt? Good to hear it. We were talking about that, Mags. That thing was getting pretty funky!

;)

Now that is change that we can both believe in. ;)


Will you deny it has one thought any other time? ;)

I won't deny that. My head is full of thoughts at all times. :p

[Young Al Capone]

I just wanted to say fuck yes neck tat!

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I just wanted to say fuck yes neck tat!

Pics or you won't regret your choice!

[Voodoo]

Here are two pics of me from Bike Week 2009. Both are at the Honda tent.

As usual, my 'normal' face picture...
http://i41.tinypic.com/15s57gh.jpg

...and one of me smiling while seated on one of the newer & ligher goldwings with my niece Angela behind me...

http://i40.tinypic.com/jfdulx.jpg

[Psykoboy2]

Ah Goldwings....what memories.

[MagGnome]

That thing is huge! :eek:

[Generation ABXY]

That thing is huge! :eek:

Ah, good! I was afraid to ask. I wasn't sure if I was just way out of touch on the whole motorcycle world, if that thing really was gigantic.

[Bone]

I just wanted to say fuck yes neck tat!Guess you'll be disappointed when I post the non-watermarked version of that photo? I like tats, but I prefer gainful employment :)
Here are two pics of me from Bike Week 2009. Both are at the Honda tent.

As usual, my 'normal' face picture...
DIE!


...and one of me smiling while seated on one of the newer & ligher goldwings with my niece Angela behind me...HUGS PLZ?

Really you are almost two different people depending on the facial expression ;)

I hope that you are better. Still, you look quite handsome as always.
Aww, thanks! And I'm on the road to recovery still. 99% of my pain was knocked out by my surgery- the remaining pain is no picnic, but it beats the crap out of constant agony. Now I'm just a guy with a bum shoulder, and at least I can play guitar still.

Ah, good! I was afraid to ask. I wasn't sure if I was just way out of touch on the whole motorcycle world, if that thing really was gigantic.Yeah, those things ARE freakin' monsters. Touring bikes I guess... different mentality altogether. I've seen some with speakers on the side of the headreasts, and wouldn't be surprised if some had air conditioning.

[Psykoboy2]

Yeah, those things ARE freakin' monsters. Touring bikes I guess... different mentality altogether. I've seen some with speakers on the side of the headreasts, and wouldn't be surprised if some had air conditioning.

My father's owned two of them and I've been around quite a few when my parents would drag me to the conventions and stuff. Yeah, they have AC/Heat..hell, they even have reverse.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Psykoboy2/bikeme.jpg

[MagGnome]

Ah, good! I was afraid to ask. I wasn't sure if I was just way out of touch on the whole motorcycle world, if that thing really was gigantic.

Yeah, it's definitely a very large bike.


Aww, thanks! And I'm on the road to recovery still. 99% of my pain was knocked out by my surgery- the remaining pain is no picnic, but it beats the crap out of constant agony. Now I'm just a guy with a bum shoulder, and at least I can play guitar still.

I'm glad to hear it! Hopefully your shoulder heals completely. :)

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

I have a task for someone.

Can anyone find me a picture of a man with a VERY shifty looking stache?

I would forever be indebted.

[Suave Peanut]

I have a task for someone.

Can anyone find me a picture of a man with a VERY shifty looking stache?

I would forever be indebted.

Not like this one (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=197485&postcount=2161)?

[Young Al Capone]

I just want to say fuck no to fake watermark neck tats!

Pics or you won't regret your choice!

I don't have one, I need piles of cash first. Plus, that cash still needs to be worth something.

[mightbe]

I have a task for someone.

Can anyone find me a picture of a man with a VERY shifty looking stache?

I would forever be indebted.

I totally thought that said "shitty".

And now I wasted a bunch of time looking.

[Sandman]

I totally thought that said "shitty".

And now I wasted a bunch of time looking.

If it said shitty I would have pointed him to my avatar.

[civil]

If it said shitty I would have pointed him to my avatar.
I feel bad laughing, but that was damn funny.

[Sandman]

I feel bad laughing, but that was damn funny.

My facial hair doesn't grow right past about a week or so....it looks good as stubble though.

[mightbe]

Once you meet Sandman in person, you'll realize that he has good delivery.

I think he gets a combo bonus for digging on himself.

[Sandman]

Here I am at the WWE show from this Monday. This was actually during the ECW taping that aired last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/ecwme.jpg

gray shirt w/ hat if the circle isn't clear enough

[Purple Santa]

That thing is huge! :eek:

This needs to be sigged...

[MagGnome]

This needs to be sigged...

Haha, thanks a lot. :p

[Purple Santa]

Haha, thanks a lot. :p

You're welcome! ;)

I was going to let someone else sig it but...I thought it was time to add a new one. Who better than the famous Mr. Gnome to light up my sig space :D

[MagGnome]

You're welcome! ;)

I was going to let someone else sig it but...I thought it was time to add a new one. Who better than the famous Mr. Gnome to light up my sig space :D

I am honored, good sir.

[pseudopseudo]

Here I am at the WWE show from this Monday. This was actually during the ECW taping that aired last night.

gray shirt w/ hat if the circle isn't clear enough

Is that Funaki? That guy kicks ass!

[DylonCorp]

Let's see if I can get away with hotlink Facebook pics...

Had long hair and a beard for the play:
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2320/186/86/736606404/n736606404_2625672_8565.jpg

Got rid of it by pieces:
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2409/186/86/736606404/n736606404_2737984_268258.jpg

Now I'm back to pretty faced:
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2396/55/115/1253832277/n1253832277_30093242_8602.jpg

[MagGnome]

I have those same sneakers! Mine aren't high tops though.

[pseudopseudo]

Let's see if I can get away with hotlink Facebook pics...

Got rid of it by pieces:
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2409/186/86/736606404/n736606404_2737984_268258.jpg

Should've stayed with that look... although the curly hair looks a little goofy, the chopstache looks badass.

[Sandman]

Is that Funaki? That guy kicks ass!

That's Kung-Funaki.

[DylonCorp]

Should've stayed with that look... although the curly hair looks a little goofy, the chopstache looks badass.

I took another middle step, cleaned up the hair but left it long, and left the soul patch and stache. Very Deadwoody. Sadly, I can't pull off angry cowboy.

[Alatheia]

Should've stayed with that look... although the curly hair looks a little goofy, the chopstache looks badass.

Pseudopseudo is right!

[pseudopseudo]

Pseudopseudo is right!

When am I not?


(Don't answer that.)

[Kelegacy]

Strange, I thought I'd posted my head in here before :eek:

I chopped off all my hair, and am quite cold, with my faux argyle scarf!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3322637806_39579b7259.jpg

I also do a great fish impersonation :cool:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3322636230_8dca7cde40.jpg

You sort of look like my girlfriend in those pictures. It's weird. Or maybe you ARE my girlfriend...and I didn't know you came to this website as well?

Then again, didn't you knit the enormous penis and posted pictures of it in another thread? I think I would have seen you knitting that if you were really my girlfriend. Unless...unless you used ME as inspiration and knit while I slept. Size wise anyway, not color.

I'm so confused.

[MagGnome]

You sort of look like my girlfriend in those pictures. It's weird. Or maybe you ARE my girlfriend...and I didn't know you came to this website as well?


Actually she's my girlfriend, so back the fuck off. :mad:

[boratika]

Just thought I all of you jolly scumbags needed to see my sweet new ADDgirl hat that maybe in a couple of months it will actually be cold enough to wear.

Oh yes, I'm bringing sexy hat.

Portrait:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/3345914186_4637c799d6_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31116807@N08/3345914186/)

Profile:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3387/3345878636_c95f096b52_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31116807@N08/3345878636/)

And as awesomeness seeped out of the hat, through my scull and into my brain and bathed my neurons in an overwhelming slurry of awesome:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3404/3345041067_211822e1dc_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31116807@N08/3345041067/)

I was waiting until it was cool enough that I wouldn't be all sweaty to take the photo. Not sure I actually waited long enough...

And, no, that's not some trick of 'shoppery, my nose is that big and awesome.

[Alatheia]

You sort of look like my girlfriend in those pictures. It's weird. Or maybe you ARE my girlfriend...and I didn't know you came to this website as well?

Then again, didn't you knit the enormous penis and posted pictures of it in another thread? I think I would have seen you knitting that if you were really my girlfriend. Unless...unless you used ME as inspiration and knit while I slept. Size wise anyway, not color.

I'm so confused.

Um no.

Actually she's my girlfriend, so back the fuck off. :mad:

Yeah, what Mags said :cool:

[DylonCorp]

When am I not?

When you haven't taken into account that I'm still on the job hunt. :cool:

(Don't answer that.)

Ah. Well then.

[Kelegacy]

Actually she's my girlfriend, so back the fuck off. :mad:

I'll beat you.

Now back off.

[axion]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2902748386_772197259b.jpg?v=0

[Bad Buddha]

Actually she's my girlfriend, so back the fuck off. :mad:
Rini's gonna cut you when she finds out!

[MagGnome]

Rini's gonna cut you when she finds out!


I take care of all my ladies. :cool:

[axion]

Spoken like a true pimp.

[jeffbax]

http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~jbaxenda/photo-sfo.jpg

I'm 23.5 and cannot grow facial hair.

[boratika]

I'm 23.5 and cannot grow facial hair.

Excuse me while I muffle inappropriate, rude laughter.


I can't stop growing the damn stuff. Maybe I should donate you some follicles.

[jeffbax]

Well, I can grow some... slowly, but its not thick at all so beard growing and my lifelong dream to become a lumberjack are unattainable for the moment :(

One day! I have cousins in Australia... send it off to Queensland and maybe they'll bring it to me next time they hit the states.

[crazyD]

I'm 23.5 and cannot grow facial hair.

It's all right. I'll be 25 in a little under a month, and can't grow facial hair. I still try every couple of months. Just in case.

[MagGnome]

I can't grow a mustache at all, but every else comes in just fine. I'm rocking an Amish beard.

Jeffbax looks nothing like I pictured in my head. Then again, I'm not really sure what I pictured to begin with.

[crazyD]

I've attempted the amish. I've attempted most facial hair styles. I have had to end up with half-assed side burns.

[MagGnome]

I've attempted the amish. I've attempted most facial hair styles. I have had to end up with half-assed side burns.

I used to have long sideburns before they were popular. Nowadays I like having a more or less full beard - minus the mustache of course. I think that I look odd when clean shaven.

[boratika]

Well, I can grow some... slowly, but its not thick at all so beard growing and my lifelong dream to become a lumberjack are unattainable for the moment :(

Lumberjack beard you say?...


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/almostalumberjack.jpg


Time to steal some dreams!

[mister slim]

Whoa! Look out Jeffbax, there's a black hole sneaking up behind you.

I blame the LHC.

[Bad Buddha]

Lumberjack beard you say?...
My wife goes nuts when my beard and hair get shaggy and I'm wearing a plaid flannel shirt!

"OH! Mr. Woodsman! Save me from the big bad wolf!" ;)

As a matter of fact, I'm growing my beard and hair out... :D

Might have to trim it though. My hair is so thick and luxurious that it gets uncontrollable after a certain point.

Male pattern baldness can kiss my ass! :p

[MagGnome]

Wow Buddha, that glimpse into your personal life was a little frightening, not to mention hilarious!

[Bad Buddha]

Wow Buddha, that glimpse into your personal life was a little frightening, not to mention hilarious!
Didn't you ever wonder what happened to Little Red Riding Hood at the end of the story? ;)

[Rock Bandit]

My wife goes nuts when my beard and hair get shaggy and I'm wearing a plaid flannel shirt!

"OH! Mr. Woodsman! Save me from the big bad wolf!" ;)



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The part that concerns you comes at 2:35.

[MagGnome]

Didn't you ever wonder what happened to Little Red Riding Hood at the end of the story? ;)


I'm guessing that you and your wife have roleplayed this scenario? ;)

[rinichanraar]

Then again, didn't you knit the enormous penis and posted pictures of it in another thread? I think I would have seen you knitting that if you were really my girlfriend. Unless...unless you used ME as inspiration and knit while I slept. Size wise anyway, not color.

Well, I laughed.

Rini's gonna cut you when she finds out!
I take care of all my ladies. :cool:

I'm working on my jealousy issues, though I fear he's moved onto another special lady since I don't post as much as I used to. :(