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rinichanraar

10-20-2008, 12:55 PM

With the sheer force of my facial hair, I post:
http://pictures.jeffool.com/jeffoolbeard.jpg
http://pictures.jeffool.com/jeffoolsmile.jpg

Fantastic beard, Jeff! :)

The dude is channeling Jeremy Piven in that picture, how can you not fawn?
The spirit of Heath Ledger lives on.
And I was thinking Jon Favreau.

I can see Jeremy Piven and Heath Ledger, but not so much Jon Favreau (sorry, Bone!).

This kind of reminds me of a game I like to play. I get better at it when I've been drinking. In Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, there's a part where Robert Downey, Jr. and Michelle Monaghan point to other people and say what celebrities they look like (e.g. "Punk Rock Steven Seagal," "Native American Joe Pesci," etc.). I've always found that it can be really fun if you're around people who know a lot of actors/watch a lot of movies.

civil

10-20-2008, 01:02 PM

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/10_02_08/SchnoogsLineage.jpg

Schnoogs

10-20-2008, 01:02 PM

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/10_02_08/SchnoogsLineage.jpg

http://www.assassinworks.com/laugh.gif

H.Bogard

10-20-2008, 01:04 PM

Civil wins the thread. Without using cosplayers, too. Amazing.

Bone

10-20-2008, 01:56 PM

I can see Jeremy Piven and Heath Ledger, but not so much Jon Favreau (sorry, Bone!).
No?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/26/94/0000002694_20060919192807.jpg

Maybe it's just me.

MagGnome

10-20-2008, 03:32 PM

LordDon, you are one shameless hussy.

Hasn't this been obvious for quite some time?

Expugnare

10-20-2008, 04:09 PM

http://www.assassinworks.com/laugh.gif

Finally, a completely justified use of this gif.

LordDon

10-20-2008, 04:11 PM

Hasn't this been obvious for quite some time?

I was going to get all indignant but if the description's apt...

MagGnome

10-20-2008, 09:22 PM

I was going to get all indignant but if the description's apt...

It is definitely apt. :p

Jeffool

10-20-2008, 10:06 PM

Maybe it's just me.Definitely just you; Ledger all the way.Pulling out the Stane look, huh? You Jeff Bridges are all alike.God damn you, Famous Jeff Bridges! You've ruined my life again! Bah! Actually now (an in the second pic; it's just hard to see,) I've got hair. There's just only a wisp in the front as I'm a balding fucker.
For the record, anyone who doesn't know, yes, I'm Poor Jeff Bridges. And I'm actually okay with having that name, his taste in roles rocks.

Grifter

10-20-2008, 10:41 PM

I have a good friend named Jeff Bridges and another named Tom Brokaw.

10-20-2008, 11:24 PM

Uncanny? I found this other picture of Ox:

http://dolshouse.com/queensmen/image/buscemi1.jpg
I think you guys are blind. I do look like a slightly famous person, but it sure as hell ain't Buscemi (or Astley, for that matter).

Compare this:
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5005/lessonqn9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

to this:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1452/eddiepf5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Even I have difficulty telling us apart.

MagGnome

10-21-2008, 05:26 AM

Wow, that is uncanny!!

So I heard you bagged Stifler's mom?

civil

10-21-2008, 07:02 AM

Even I have difficulty telling us apart.
Hmm. In appearance or deed?

ShivaX

10-21-2008, 11:02 AM

And I was thinking Jon Favreau.

This is what I thought. A skinnier Favreau. His facial features are a dead ringer.

I think you guys are blind. I do look like a slightly famous person, but it sure as hell ain't Buscemi (or Astley, for that matter).
Even I have difficulty telling us apart.

Ok thats probably closer, though I still think your second picture is very Buscemi-like.

I have a good friend named Jeff Bridges and another named Tom Brokaw.
I used to go to college with a guy named Dave Matthews, we always asked him how the band was. It never got old.

MagGnome

10-21-2008, 11:53 AM

I used to go to college with a guy named Dave Matthews, we always asked him how the band was. It never got old.

I too know a guy named Dave Matthews. I been tempted to give him a hard time on several occasions, but I'm sure he's heard it all before.

Generation ABXY

10-21-2008, 01:30 PM

I think you guys are blind. I do look like a slightly famous person, but it sure as hell ain't Buscemi (or Astley, for that matter).

Even I have difficulty telling us apart.

That sound you might have heard was my jaw hitting the floor. :eek:

rinichanraar

10-21-2008, 01:36 PM

No?

<Jon Favreau picture>

Maybe it's just me.

Huh. I guess I can see that, actually. For me, it's mostly just the bottom half of his face though. I never would've put that together!

I used to go to college with a guy named Dave Matthews, we always asked him how the band was. It never got old.
I too know a guy named Dave Matthews. I been tempted to give him a hard time on several occasions, but I'm sure he's heard it all before.

Funny, I used to have a crush on a guy named Dave whose middle name was Matthew. (Not quite "Matthews," but close enough.)

Young Al Capone

10-21-2008, 01:40 PM

I knew a William Gibson, and the fucker had never touched any of Gibson's work.

Xerxes

10-21-2008, 05:14 PM

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5005/lessonqn9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is that the guy from The Streets?

Bone

10-21-2008, 05:53 PM

Well you see here, your honor... these go to eleven.

mister slim

10-21-2008, 07:21 PM

Is that the guy from The Streets?

How has it come to this, that Ox could be confused with Mike Skinner? Let's push things forward.

Ox, dry your eyes, mate.

Schnoogs

10-21-2008, 07:23 PM

Ox is twice as cool in my mind now that I've seen him...

Bad Buddha

10-22-2008, 08:02 AM

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5005/lessonqn9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He looks like he's about to pull a huge dildo out of his briefcase.

"Young lady, are you aware of the penal codes in this state?"

Young Al Capone

10-22-2008, 08:08 AM

He looks like he's about to pull a huge dildo out of his briefcase.

I though he looked like he was doing that 'I can pull off my thumb' gag. Or an extremely exagerated pantomime of a blowjob.

Or maybe playing the air fiddle.

Xerxes

10-22-2008, 10:12 AM

How has it come to this, that Ox could be confused with Mike Skinner? Let's push things forward.

Ox, dry your eyes, mate.

Wait? That's really Ox? I thought he was posting funny pics. :o

10-22-2008, 10:20 AM

Are my eyes excessively tearing? I'm not sure why I should dry them. I am pleased to see I've gone from "playing synth in an '80s music video" to "miming a blowjob."
Ox is twice as cool in my mind now that I've seen him...
2 x 0 = 0.

Zero

10-22-2008, 03:24 PM

Are my eyes excessively tearing? I'm not sure why I should dry them. I am pleased to see I've gone from "playing synth in an '80s music video" to "miming a blowjob."

2 x 0 = 0.

You're cool to a bunch of nerds. Isn't that enough?

shunoshi

10-22-2008, 05:13 PM

Are my eyes excessively tearing? I'm not sure why I should dry them.

The Streets reference, that's all. Xerxes is comparing you to Mike Skinner. Funny, I thought of that myself. Xerxes is reading my mind! :eek:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/shunoshi/skinner.jpg

Xerxes

10-22-2008, 07:53 PM

The Streets reference, that's all. Xerxes is comparing you to Mike Skinner. Funny, I thought of that myself. Xerxes is reading my mind! :eek:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/shunoshi/skinner.jpg

Like twin brothers.

MagGnome

10-22-2008, 09:02 PM

It's nice to finally put a face to the Ox.

Bingley Joe

10-23-2008, 08:52 AM

It's nice to finally put a face to the Ox.

That's what s/he said..

LordDon

10-23-2008, 09:58 AM

http://lh4.google.com/ivan1087/R3kjjAx2WeI/AAAAAAAABaU/0pBw_FbkoCM/michael%20scott.jpg
That's what s/he said..

Well played sir.

boratika

10-24-2008, 06:22 AM

I think you guys are blind.

I stand by my initial appraisal:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/synthesexer.png

Some of my other favourite Synthesexer hits are KiloBytes of Love and Plastic-Electric Passion Explosion.

Typical Michael

10-24-2008, 06:49 AM

I think you guys are blind.

I think Boratika just blinded us...with science.

mightbe

10-24-2008, 07:30 AM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2960870614_0c3dc26c03.jpg
Me at WoW TCG Worlds.

I came in 45th place! Won a decent amount of cash and a bunch of other cool prizes.

Young Al Capone

10-24-2008, 07:45 AM

Turtle Mount= Fuck yes.

Awesome Fallout tattoo.

civil

10-24-2008, 08:38 AM

mightbe, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in 39 of the 50 states. Better hope Johnny Law doesn't catch on.

MagGnome

10-24-2008, 07:07 PM

Turtle sodomy is only legal in Kentucky and Nebraska at this time.

GunnyMo

10-24-2008, 07:12 PM

Turtle sodomy is only legal in Kentucky and Nebraska at this time.

Why are we not surprised you have knowledge of that obscure fact, hmmm? :D

And gratz, Rob. Nice job mounting the turtle! Oh and, you know, making money and stuff.

MagGnome

10-24-2008, 08:04 PM

I am the master of bestiality.

Wait...I'll regret making that claim when I am sober.

Typical Michael

10-24-2008, 08:30 PM

I am the master of bestiality.

Wait...I'll regret making that claim when I am sober.

WE REGRET PLENTY OF ACTIONS when we are drunk, gnome. PLENTY OF ACTIONS. This digital age is seriously screwing with the whole "I DONT REMEMBER" thing...damn those camera phones!

fitbabits

10-24-2008, 08:34 PM

I am the master of bestiality.

Wait...I'll regret making that claim when I am sober.

http://www.dakcollectibles.com/downloads/texaverydroopymoney1024x768.jpg

MagGnome

10-25-2008, 07:16 AM

Clearly I meant to say that I am the Beastmaster. Yeah...that's it. ;)

Purple Santa

10-25-2008, 08:26 AM

I am the master of bestiality.

You join Ms. Claus in my personal hall of fame quotes for my sig :D
Welcome oh honored guest...

MagGnome

10-25-2008, 10:06 AM

Thanks, I think. :p

Now that quote will be immortalized for all time.

boratika

10-26-2008, 07:20 AM

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/synthesexer.png

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/7e2d1f5d-1603-43c6-85e6-8d5b1a19dcf.gif

Separated at birth?

Thanasimos

10-28-2008, 06:44 PM

Here's something fresh, and the best picture I've taken in years.
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3829/n142421678710037056222sd3.jpg
The hand signs are for my friends back home. Wesside, moffuggas. It doesn't snow in wesside, so I ain' got no snow-threads.

LordDon

10-29-2008, 08:07 AM

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/synthesexer.png

That picture makes me like Ox EVEN MORE than I already did.

Young Al Capone

10-29-2008, 08:17 AM

The hand signs are for my friends back home. Wesside, moffuggas. It doesn't snow in wesside, so I ain' got no snow-threads.

Well, it is supposed to be ring finger over middle finger and the thumb is supposed to be tucked, but still. Westside 'till I die, come equiped with game.

Ancalagon

10-29-2008, 03:02 PM

Sorry I'm late to the party guys.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg236/Ancalagon_UK/n503950432_4604330_7404.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg236/Ancalagon_UK/n881650410_2372126_3726.jpg

These are quite cropped to avoid exposing friends to thar interwebs.

MagGnome

10-31-2008, 05:23 PM

Thread bumping time!

http://img.skitch.com/20081031-qqkgfrf3gtwnb3ckw1g59fi9bh.jpg

I love it Gail - thanks!! :D

ADDGirl

10-31-2008, 05:29 PM

Thread bumping time!

http://img.skitch.com/20081031-qqkgfrf3gtwnb3ckw1g59fi9bh.jpg

I love it Gail - thanks!! :D

So glad you like it, I made it while watching TV it was a great stress reliever. (Stress relief= my main reason for knitting)

Purple Santa

10-31-2008, 05:55 PM

So glad you like it, I made it while watching TV it was a great stress reliever. (Stress relief= my main reason for knitting)

You tell me your stress relief is hitting me...hmmm....

MagGnome

10-31-2008, 06:05 PM

I'm sure the two of you have other ways of relieving stress that we don't need to hear about. :p

Squidbot

10-31-2008, 06:07 PM

So if we stress her out either Purple gets bruised or someone gets knitwear? I see that as a win win situation.

fitbabits

10-31-2008, 06:57 PM

Thread bumping time!

http://img.skitch.com/20081031-qqkgfrf3gtwnb3ckw1g59fi9bh.jpg

I love it Gail - thanks!! :D
LOVE the scarf! It kinda clashes with the shirt, though, Mags.

rinichanraar

10-31-2008, 07:02 PM

Gnomey, you look adorable. :)

LOVE the scarf! It kinda clashes with the shirt, though, Mags.

Bootsy, I love that you came in here to play fashion police. (Seriously.) :)

fitbabits

10-31-2008, 07:06 PM

Bootsy, I love that you came in here to play fashion police. (Seriously.) :)
Heh. I figure someone had to. I mean, really. Gnomey needs looking after - it's evident by the scarf.

ADDGirl

10-31-2008, 07:16 PM

So if we stress her out either Purple gets bruised or someone gets knitwear? I see that as a win win situation.

I don't bruise people, well not on purpose, apparently I am rough. But I am not abusive like the Purple pain in the ass would have you believe.

Yes, friends and family are frequently the recipient of scarves because I make so many. I should move on to something more complex.

Purple Santa

10-31-2008, 07:25 PM

So if we stress her out either Purple gets bruised or someone gets knitwear? I see that as a win win situation.
So I get bruises is a win? I see who my friends are ;)

I don't bruise people, well not on purpose, apparently I am rough. But I am not abusive like the Purple pain in the ass would have you believe.

If my ass is purple that's because you BRUISED it to that color. But as an abused male spouse...statistics say we don't report it...so your career is safe :p

fitbabits

10-31-2008, 07:25 PM

Yes, friends and family are frequently the recipient of scarves because I make so many. I should move on to something more complex.
Not before you make an official CoG one!

Purple Santa

10-31-2008, 07:34 PM

Not before you make an official CoG one!

That was already suggested :D. I mentioned too that she should make them for all the "mods" on here :D. That would be the first official donation:eek:

fitbabits

10-31-2008, 07:37 PM

That was already suggested :D. I mentioned too that she should make them for all the "mods" on here :D. That would be the first official donation:eek:
And just how do you expect us to pay for hosting with a scarf? :)

Rogue_hunter

10-31-2008, 08:09 PM

And just how do you expect us to pay for hosting with a scarf? :)

Bartering tends to work well. Just make sure your skill points are pretty high to get a good deal.

Thanasimos

10-31-2008, 08:16 PM

Well, it is supposed to be ring finger over middle finger and the thumb is supposed to be tucked, but still. Westside 'till I die, come equiped with game.

Thumb is tucked. As for the finger order... what west side do you come from?

Purple Santa

10-31-2008, 08:19 PM

And just how do you expect us to pay for hosting with a scarf? :)

We know you don't want any controversy over "cash" donations, so scarf donations will cause no problems :p. As for how to pay the hosting cost...send secret emails asking for cash :eek: ;)

MagGnome

10-31-2008, 08:21 PM

LOVE the scarf! It kinda clashes with the shirt, though, Mags.

I wasn't trying to be a fashionista. I just wanted to show off my new scarf. :p

Gnomey, you look adorable. :)

Thanks Rini!! I knew I could count on you to be sweet.

*glares at James*

Variable Gear

10-31-2008, 10:08 PM

Turtle sodomy is only legal in Kentucky and Nebraska at this time.
Why...why wasn't I aware of this?

tombofsoldier

11-01-2008, 12:30 AM

Didn't have a single picture of myself on my hdd, but here's one of my dog:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3251/save01bd2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
She's the yellow lab, yes they're having fun.

and here's one of myself 5 minutes ago:
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7681/img0890lp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Usually I have more hair, but I got a haircut two days ago.

shunoshi

11-01-2008, 02:11 AM

and here's one of myself 5 minutes ago:
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7681/img0890lp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Usually I have more hair, but I got a haircut two days ago.

Can I borrow your anti-grav boots? I've always wanted a pair of those. :p

rinichanraar

11-01-2008, 03:04 AM

I wasn't trying to be a fashionista. I just wanted to show off my new scarf. :p

Thanks Rini!! I knew I could count on you to be sweet.

*glares at James*

I can't wait till the three of us start filming our sitcom. I'm pretty sure it'll be the best show ever. (No, seriously.) ;)

What should we call it?!

Wackman3000

11-01-2008, 04:48 AM

Honestly, I feel that COG, PIRI or Co-Optimus are capable of having a great 1 hour show dedicated to gaming and everything that effects us even when the entire crew is not there.

I listen weekly and have nothing but praise for you guys who are willing to put your credentials on the line to provide an honest yet opinionated review of the game and what it's potential may be in the future.

pomeroy

11-01-2008, 04:58 AM

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/DSCN6841.jpg

From my recent birthday. I'm fairly sure I'm glaring at someone who isn't getting my drink fast enough here. Which is odd, because that beer is full and I have a glass of Elk Creek...

jpc_theoneandonly

11-01-2008, 06:23 AM

And here we go again.....

I am on the right in the black hat.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/jpc_theoneandonly/DaniellesB-day2.jpg

MagGnome

11-01-2008, 08:21 AM

Why...why wasn't I aware of this?

You obviously don't know the right people or turtles. :cool:

I can't wait till the three of us start filming our sitcom. I'm pretty sure it'll be the best show ever. (No, seriously.) ;)

What should we call it?!

I think something along the line of "Mags and Friends" would be ideal. :D

Typical Michael

11-01-2008, 08:36 AM

Mags in the City, Hangin with Mr. Mags, Family Maggers, Perfect Magsters, My Wife and Mags, Gnome Improvement, or Diff'rent Strokes.

MagGnome

11-01-2008, 11:41 AM

Haha, Typical Michael. :rolleyes:

MagGnome

11-01-2008, 11:42 AM

Mags & Rini.

James could be the equivalent of Karen Walker. ;)

rinichanraar

11-01-2008, 12:23 PM

I think something along the line of "Mags and Friends" would be ideal. :D

Of course you'd make yours the only name in the title, you little diva. ;)

Mags in the City, Hangin with Mr. Mags, Family Maggers, Perfect Magsters, My Wife and Mags, Gnome Improvement, or Diff'rent Strokes.

Dude, Family Matters is one of my favorite shows ever. Seriously. I even thought about being Urkel for Halloween.

Mags & Rini.

James could be the equivalent of Karen Walker. ;)

I actually haven't watched Will & Grace too much, but that sounds like a fantastic idea. :D

(Just waiting for James to get in here and argue against it!)

MagGnome

11-01-2008, 07:36 PM

Of course you'd make yours the only name in the title, you little diva. ;)

Oh but dahling I was born to be a star. :cool:

Vanifae

11-01-2008, 10:00 PM

There are alot of great looking gamers on this here forum.

boratika

11-01-2008, 11:05 PM

Mags in the City, Hangin with Mr. Mags, Family Maggers, Perfect Magsters, My Wife and Mags, Gnome Improvement, or Diff'rent Strokes.

You forgot "Welcome back, Magnanimous"

Generation ABXY

11-01-2008, 11:10 PM

You forgot "Welcome back, Magnanimous"

And, if they were to become a detective troupe, MagGnome, P.I.

astranoir

11-01-2008, 11:12 PM

And, if they were to become a detective troupe, MagGnome, P.I.

Wow, that one is fantastic!

Everyone vs Dinosaurs

11-01-2008, 11:33 PM

Jeffool

11-02-2008, 04:23 AM

I wasn't trying to be a fashionista. I just wanted to show off my new scarf. :pA) I think he was telling you to take the shirt off, nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore.I can't wait till the three of us start filming our sitcom. I'm pretty sure it'll be the best show ever. (No, seriously.) ;)

What should we call it?!B) The obvious answer is "Two Skirts & A Scarf."

GunnyMo

11-02-2008, 05:45 AM

There are alot of great looking gamers on this here forum.

Thank you, thank you.

MagGnome

11-02-2008, 07:46 AM

The obvious answer is "Two Skirts & A Scarf."

I like that one!

Oh, and if James wants to see me without my shirt on... :eek:

I've come up with another one - Desperate Housegnomes

rinichanraar

11-02-2008, 01:10 PM

And, if they were to become a detective troupe, MagGnome, P.I.

I agree with astranoir. That's a great one!

A) I think he was telling you to take the shirt off, nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore.

B) The obvious answer is "Two Skirts & A Scarf."
I like that one!

Oh, and if James wants to see me without my shirt on... :eek:

I agree, that's a fun one!

Also, the shirt thing can be the premise of our first episode! :D

pomeroy

11-02-2008, 01:18 PM

This thread sucks now.

Disgustipated

11-02-2008, 01:36 PM

My turn.

Me giving a Terminator a good time:

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/6/l_47418f7ccdd345fd9feaecdc536f35f7.jpg

My best friend and I escaping the Terminator Blowjob Slavery:
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_5e17c3a60e6b4d22a57c39cb2dd99c51.jpg

MagGnome

11-02-2008, 03:47 PM

This thread sucks now.

You're just jealous that the thread is now all about me! :D

Riley - You are just plain awesome.

fitbabits

11-02-2008, 03:56 PM

Mags & Rini.

James could be the equivalent of Karen Walker. ;)
Who is Karen Walker?

shunoshi

11-02-2008, 04:01 PM

Who is Karen Walker?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/lubyfanatic316/Megan%20Mullally/kitty.jpg

She's even wearing your shirt.

fitbabits

11-02-2008, 04:02 PM

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l278/carriejh7/megan_mullally_04.jpg
That's nice and all, but who is she?

shunoshi

11-02-2008, 04:03 PM

That's nice and all, but who is she?

Haha, awesome, you quoted me before I could even ninja edit! Wow, no wonder you're the post leader. :p

Karen Miller is a character from Will & Grace.

fitbabits

11-02-2008, 04:05 PM

Haha, awesome, you quoted me before I could even ninja edit! Wow, no wonder you're the post leader. :p

Karen Miller is a character from Will & Grace.
Actually, that honor goes to Xerxes. :)

shunoshi

11-02-2008, 04:06 PM

Actually, that honor goes to Xerxes. :)

For now, we'll see if he can keep up. ;)

Blue

11-02-2008, 04:11 PM

Can't see me all that well, but here are two pictures of me in my wife and I's photo studio that we just signed on (moved in most of our stuff today, in fact).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/blue_opus/img_4118blog.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/blue_opus/img_4126blog.jpg

And then one of Jenkins all dress up for Halloween:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/blue_opus/img_8741dlog.jpg

fitbabits

11-02-2008, 04:16 PM

Can't see me all that well, but here are two pictures of me in my wife and I's photo studio that we just signed on (moved in most of our stuff today, in fact).
Emphasis mine... Blue, this is not the place for your porno pics. :)

Blue

11-02-2008, 04:22 PM

Emphasis mine... Blue, this is not the place for your porno pics. :)

Well my mind must simply be in something else.

Wait...

Xerxes

11-02-2008, 08:01 PM

For now, we'll see if he can keep up. ;)

I might not be able to write a novel but dammit I can post. :o

Disgustipated

11-02-2008, 08:19 PM

Riley - You are just plain awesome.

LOL, thanks Jacob. Bet you wish you were the Terminator! :o

civil

11-02-2008, 08:30 PM

Holy shit Blue! Where do you live to be able to afford such a place.

Mother f...my jealousy is palpable! Congratulations.

MagGnome

11-02-2008, 08:33 PM

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/lubyfanatic316/Megan%20Mullally/kitty.jpg

She's even wearing your shirt.

That's one of my favorite episodes!

Your dog is super cute Blue! The studio looks great too.

LOL, thanks Jacob. Bet you wish you were the Terminator! :o

I think that's the first time anyone has called me by my real name on the site. :eek:

Of course I wish I was the Terminator. :p

Young Al Capone

11-03-2008, 07:11 AM

Thumb is tucked. As for the finger order... what west side do you come from?

This one.
http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog%5C0-9%5C2Pac%20-%20All%20Eyez%20On%20Me%5C2Pac%20-%20All%20Eyez%20On%20Me.jpg

Thanasimos

11-03-2008, 07:23 AM

This one.
http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog%5C0-9%5C2Pac%20-%20All%20Eyez%20On%20Me%5C2Pac%20-%20All%20Eyez%20On%20Me.jpg

Oh, different Wesside. That'll do it.

I think that's the first time anyone has called me by my real name on the site. :eek:
Wait, Mag is also a Jacob? But there can ONLY BE ONE! (I'd best get packing.)

Slack3r78

11-03-2008, 08:10 AM

http://uploads.evilavatarcomics.com/Slack3r78/images/IMG_0106.JPG

This is me roughly four doubles into Halloween. I'll probably end up writing about the night later on today, and I'll probably link the story here.

And in case anyone asks why I'm not in costume -- I am.

My name is Slacker and I'm an alcoholic.

11-03-2008, 10:07 AM

Is that a Barbour jacket? It looks like this one (http://www.barbour.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=products.view&ProductID=17105&PCategoryID=23&RangeID=1).

Slack3r78

11-03-2008, 11:26 AM

Is that a Barbour jacket? It looks like this one (http://www.barbour.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=products.view&ProductID=17105&PCategoryID=23&RangeID=1).

Bought it at Target a couple of years ago for like $30. Tag inside says it's made by Mossimo. Probably all made in the same third world sweat shop, in all reality.

MrBeowulfe

11-03-2008, 11:40 AM

Slack3r78 - I've got that exact same jacket. I love it.

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 11:49 AM

Slack3r78 - I've got that exact same jacket. I love it.
You had the exact same jacket. When was the last time you actually saw it. Seriously, look at 3mo - he has thief written all over him. :)

MrBeowulfe

11-03-2008, 12:00 PM

It's hangin on the wall hook in front of me, so I'm pretty sure I've still got mine ;)

H.Bogard

11-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Slack3r78

11-03-2008, 01:14 PM

I have something for you :D :

http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1550520&postcount=1687
Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here

H.Bogard

11-03-2008, 01:30 PM

Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here

How odd, that I; the biggest Magic PC fanboi on EvAv, have not been banned. I kinda feel insulted that I'm not being considered a threat to be reckoned with!

Anyway, here's that post:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9356/slackerto3.jpg

Edit: Woo! 100 posts, finally!

rinichanraar

11-03-2008, 01:30 PM

Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here
http://uploads.evilavatarcomics.com/Slack3r78/images/solo.jpg

lol, solo cup
You know what this reminded me of?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/HarryBogard/tj.jpg

Didn't realize it gives the too short message if it's just quotes.

EDIT: Beaten, kind of. :(

H.Bogard

11-03-2008, 01:55 PM

Didn't realize it gives the too short message if it's just quotes.

EDIT: Beaten, kind of. :(

Hahalawpawnedetc.

And here's me sniffing my crappy cellphone curiously at the gym (majorly cropped to hide a buncha poor saps' mugs) :

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8500/smlrn5zm9.jpg

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 01:56 PM

Hahalawpawnedetc.

And here's me sniffing my crappy cellphone curiously at the gym (majorly cropped to hide a buncha poor saps' mugs) :

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8500/smlrn5zm9.jpg
Smells like... Vanilla and perspiration!

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 02:11 PM

And here's me, taken just 10 minutes ago:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/Photo4.jpg

I think for the first time ever I actually look my age (40). I guess 2008 is aging me quicker than I thought possible.

civil

11-03-2008, 04:00 PM

Much love to you James, but you need to learn about this "smiling" thing man. I think Mags could give you some lessons. He seems to know how to put some fancy in the face.

And camera angles people! If you shoot from below you're gonna look whack.

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 04:04 PM

MagGnome

11-03-2008, 04:06 PM

Oh, different Wesside. That'll do it.

Wait, Mag is also a Jacob? But there can ONLY BE ONE! (I'd best get packing.)

We've been over this before.

GTFO. :p

MagGnome

11-03-2008, 04:06 PM

Much love to you James, but you need to learn about this "smiling" thing man. I think Mags could give you some lessons. He seems to know how to put some fancy in the face.

Really? I'm often told that I need to smile more.

I also have a hard time keeping my eyes open in pictures, hence why I have so many where my eyes are opened REALLY wide.

civil

11-03-2008, 04:09 PM

My smile left me some time ago. All that's left is a vacuous hole.
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Misc/EmoCat.jpg

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 04:15 PM

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Misc/EmoCat.jpg
Meh. I'm not emo.

crazyD

11-03-2008, 04:16 PM

Meh. I'm not emo.

The post that was a reply to begs to differ.

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 04:18 PM

The post that was a reply to begs to differ.
Oh well, I guess I'm emo then.

civil

11-03-2008, 04:27 PM

Dude, even your denials are emo! :eek:

mister slim

11-03-2008, 05:12 PM

http://uploads.evilavatarcomics.com/Slack3r78/images/IMG_0106.JPG
You're sexy with that come hither look...

Xerxes

11-03-2008, 05:16 PM

You're sexy with that come hither look...

At first I thought that said "You're sexy with that come hilter look." :eek:

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 05:17 PM

Dude, even your denials are emo! :eek:
:sigh:

Runs a hot bath, gets some hard liquor and happy pills...

:sigh:

Xerxes

11-03-2008, 05:21 PM

:sigh:

Runs a hot bath, gets some hard liquor and happy pills...

:sigh:

Are those happy pills for you or Mags?
http://media.canada.com/cc23bf58-d0ab-4ee9-9194-d991c136af5c/hoviagra.jpg

fitbabits

11-03-2008, 05:23 PM

Are those happy pills for you or Mags?
http://media.canada.com/cc23bf58-d0ab-4ee9-9194-d991c136af5c/hoviagra.jpg
Me. I'm the emo one after all.

H.Bogard

11-03-2008, 05:52 PM

Since our fearless leader has embraced the derailed path of derail, I'll take advantage of this opportunity!

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1606/4926580610544259dedgs2.jpg

Xerxes

11-03-2008, 05:54 PM

Since our fearless leader has embraced the derailed path of derail, I'll take advantage of this opportunity!

Me or James? Muahahaha!

H.Bogard

11-03-2008, 05:55 PM

Me or James? Muahahaha!

I said fearless leader, not mindless baboon. :D

I'm sorry baby please lets make up please baby

Blue

11-03-2008, 05:58 PM

Holy shit Blue! Where do you live to be able to afford such a place.

Mother f...my jealousy is palpable! Congratulations.

I live in Westerville, Ohio which is about ten minutes outside of downtown Columbus. Our studio is located in an area called the Short North in downtown Columbus (mostly an art community right alongside Ohio State...lots of galleries, etc). Really fun/interesting group of neighbors.

My wife is the photographer though she's trying to get me into it too. For now she has me managing her business...as an English major :) Life throws you some curves sometimes.

mightbe

11-03-2008, 06:02 PM

Be careful, James!

After Phil (Kef) went emo, he went over to 1up.

You don't want to wind up at 1up, do you?

MagGnome

11-03-2008, 07:03 PM

The studio really is amazing Blue. I can't imagine what a place like that would cost here in Minneapolis. Especially with what they charge for a dumpy little apartment.

5y1v4r

11-03-2008, 10:14 PM

Hopping on the bandwagon... http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/werecat_its/hall1.jpg

That's me borrowing astranoir's carmen sandiego costume at this year's Halloween party. I'm the one in red in the middle...

Xerxes

11-03-2008, 10:32 PM

Holy shit!!! Your party had Quailman?!

civil

11-03-2008, 10:47 PM

Lucky for you, Blue. My GF is a musician, I'm a sculptor/filmmaker and we had to settle on getting a huge apartment. A studio of that size (legally, at least) would be easily $3K a month in Chicago.

I've done the illegal loft thing before with my ex-wife. We were evicted by the city so I'll never do it again, though I have plenty of friends that still do. We had 4,000 sf for $800, including all utilities. It was one of those places that literally had a freight elevator for a front door, like in the movies. Damn city kicked us out on her birthday.

Vanifae

11-03-2008, 11:25 PM

Holy shit!!! Your party had Quailman?!
Yes it did.

Vanifae

11-03-2008, 11:26 PM

rinichanraar

11-03-2008, 11:49 PM

Holy shit!!! Your party had Quailman?!

My party last year had Quailman, too!

(It was a better idea than Race Canyon, whom I'm sure everyone would just mistake for Indiana Jones.)

Disgustipated

11-04-2008, 01:16 AM

I LOVE QUAILMAN.

That is all. Penis.

Blue

11-04-2008, 05:55 AM

MagGnome

11-04-2008, 06:53 AM

Chicago > Ohio

That is all.

GunnyMo

11-04-2008, 07:01 AM

Chicago > Ohio

That is all.

That's really a new brainer. Kind of a "duh" moment. :D

MagGnome

11-04-2008, 08:01 AM

A new brainer?

:p

Squidbot

11-04-2008, 08:05 AM

The Cthulhu lives t-shirt is very win, congratulations.

Typical Michael

11-04-2008, 08:20 AM

I LOVE QUAILMAN.

That is all. Penis.

No love for,

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit?

Cyndair

11-04-2008, 11:02 AM

Oh that's harsh. You need to move to Ohio :) We have...stuff. I don't know how to make it sound appealing. My wife could take you and your lady's pictures? S'all I've got.

Cedar Point man, we've got Cedar Point! Yeah... that's about the only one I can ever think of.

rinichanraar

11-04-2008, 12:42 PM

No love for,

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit?

Dun-dun-dun.

But Quailman is ten times cooler than Jack Bandit, Race Canyon, and Smash Adams!

5y1v4r

11-04-2008, 03:22 PM

The Cthulhu lives t-shirt is very win, congratulations.
Thank you! It was a Christmas present from my parents, I am quite fond of it ^_^

Blue

11-04-2008, 04:39 PM

Chicago > Ohio

That is all.

Ohio > Minnesota. I mean, that could even read Scrapyard > Minnesota :)

I tease because your truth hurts.

Smoof

11-04-2008, 07:17 PM

A Smoof and his dog
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/brypup2.JPG

Actually it's my sisters dog...

Smoof

11-04-2008, 07:20 PM

Oh and
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/cunninghat.JPG

Jayne, the man they call Jayne...

Expugnare

11-04-2008, 07:42 PM

Oh and
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/cunninghat.JPG

Jayne, the man they call Jayne...

Holy shit! even before I saw the text, I knew it was the actual incarnation of Jayne.

Suave Peanut

11-04-2008, 07:55 PM

I have been taking daily pictures and tracking progress through No-Shave November here on my weblog (http://www.suavepeanut.com/blog/?cat=13).

Here is the photo from yesterday, day 3:
http://www.suavepeanut.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img00077-150x150.jpg

boratika

11-04-2008, 08:08 PM

Suave Peanut

11-04-2008, 08:12 PM

I so wish my stubble grew that slowly.
I hated it as a teenager, but as I grow older I've acknowledged it as an advantage... especially now that I'm paying for my own razorblades!

Rogue_hunter

11-04-2008, 09:05 PM

A Smoof and his dog
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/brypup2.JPG

Actually it's my sisters dog...

Oh and
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/cunninghat.JPG

Jayne, the man they call Jayne...

NOT METAL ENOUGH.
it was you saying that, right? Or was it someone else who kept saying certain bands weren't properly metal?

Rilav

11-05-2008, 03:04 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/warcade/175439.jpg

^ Recent

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/warcade/me.jpg

^ Holiday a while back.

boratika

11-05-2008, 05:48 AM

I hated it as a teenager, but as I grow older I've acknowledged it as an advantage... especially now that I'm paying for my own razorblades!

The day I started paying for my own razors was the day I went perma-stubble.

Though it was pretty coll having a full beard at 13:D

Smoof

11-05-2008, 09:25 AM

NOT METAL ENOUGH.
it was you saying that, right? Or was it someone else who kept saying certain bands weren't properly metal?

No, no, it's me.

:D

Looking at me, the way I dress, the way my hair is cut (though it's much longer now...mostly just because I'm lazy, can't afford a haircut and want to see how long my hair gets before it annoys me/my girlfriend), my beard, etc, you'd never guess that I actually listen to what i do.

Metal isn't a look, it's a form of music ;)

MagGnome

11-05-2008, 03:41 PM

Ohio > Minnesota. I mean, that could even read Scrapyard > Minnesota :)

I tease because your truth hurts.

Oh, poor Blue. :p

Press Ninja

11-05-2008, 09:59 PM

The pantsless ninja strikes fear into the heart of children.

http://photos-605.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v274/10/43/48610605/n48610605_32704654_9920.jpg

And being whipped at the Bristol Ren Faire.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v108/10/43/48610605/n48610605_31615954_7523.jpg

Hotcod

11-08-2008, 04:09 PM

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v376/209/21/721985229/n721985229_4779428_6639.jpg

I got bored and cut all my hair off

pseudopseudo

11-08-2008, 10:33 PM

Taken 5 seconds ago - this is my bored face:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/dewcifer/RSE.jpg

(Actually, I just wanted to show off my Rhymesayers hoodie. Or something.)

EDIT: There's a wealth of fun stuff in there!

rinichanraar

11-08-2008, 10:34 PM

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v376/209/21/721985229/n721985229_4779428_6639.jpg

I got bored and cut all my hair off

Did you cut it yourself? It looks good! :)

Bad Buddha

11-09-2008, 06:56 AM

The pantsless ninja strikes fear into the heart of children.

And being whipped at the Bristol Ren Faire.

Yiou seem to be a happy guy! Big grin on your face whether you're holding a child with a diaperload or being punished by a hot dominatrix!

Find happiness in all you do!

(I think I said that under a bodhi tree long, long ago!)

MagGnome

11-09-2008, 07:27 AM

Glad to see that this thread is still alive and kicking.

Hotcod

11-09-2008, 01:45 PM

Did you cut it yourself? It looks good! :)

Yup, didn't plan to really but i almost always cut off some of my hair my self so i was going to that and go get it sorted out but ended up just doing most of it my self heh but thanks :D think i'll go get it trimed and sorted at some point but i surprised my self about how it turn out. Then again the last hair cut i had was at a friend birthday where about 10 drunk people took turns hacking at it and that turned out ok so maybe i'm just lucky

Press Ninja

11-09-2008, 10:58 PM

Yiou seem to be a happy guy! Big grin on your face whether you're holding a child with a diaperload or being punished by a hot dominatrix!

Find happiness in all you do!

(I think I said that under a bodhi tree long, long ago!)

Haha, I suppose doing that is better than the generic myspace pouty look.

The little one in the first picture is my little cousin Landen. Weird name, yeah, weirder parents though... They made me the godfather of their second child, Gage, so if anyone is crazy enough to make me a godfather, well I pity them... Or love them like family.

pomeroy

11-09-2008, 11:08 PM

well I pity them... Or love them like family.

That is often the same thing, in my experience.

Generation ABXY

11-10-2008, 06:40 AM

The little one in the first picture is my little cousin Landen. Weird name, yeah, weirder parents though... They made me the godfather of their second child, Gage, so if anyone is crazy enough to make me a godfather, well I pity them... Or love them like family.

So, what is Palin like in person?

boratika

11-10-2008, 07:02 AM

So, what is Palin like in person?

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/thread.gif

Press Ninja

11-10-2008, 10:06 AM

So, what is Palin like in person?

Oddly enough, shes pretty close... I still don't know why my cousin married her, but now they've got three kids (Landen, Gage and Seven... Yeah, as in Seven of 9 from Star Trek Voyager).

She's much smarter than Palin though, at least from what I've seen... Except she plays WoW.

Generation ABXY

11-10-2008, 10:15 AM

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/thread.gif

1) I love that picture.

2) Come on! With names like that, how could someone not bring it up?

Press Ninja

11-10-2008, 10:47 PM

1) I love that picture.

2) Come on! With names like that, how could someone not bring it up?

Maverick!

(Message too short)

Hellbug

11-11-2008, 02:05 AM

This picture makes me laugh, but it isn't what it looks like! :eek:

http://i36.tinypic.com/mmr0k4.jpg

Jeffool

11-11-2008, 02:26 AM

This picture makes me laugh, but it isn't what it looks like! :eek:

http://i36.tinypic.com/mmr0k4.jpgDude, posting pics of someone feeling up your boobs (and you really enjoying it,) isn't a good way to convince us that you're not actually female.

H.Bogard

11-11-2008, 07:37 AM

You mean sHEmale...

Hellbug

11-12-2008, 03:17 AM

I guess I try to keep people guessing?

The Iron Weasel

11-12-2008, 07:20 AM

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6522/n53227022047918003183tt4.jpg

Drunk people don't like bright camera flashes.

PathMaster

11-12-2008, 10:26 AM

This picture makes me laugh, but it isn't what it looks like! :eek:

http://i36.tinypic.com/mmr0k4.jpg

Sure.......

pseudopseudo

11-12-2008, 01:47 PM

Looks at Hellbug's pic... looks at Iron Weasel's pic...

Are we sure that isn't Iron Weasel doing the feelin' in Hellbug's pic? The resemblance is uncanny, if not.

The Iron Weasel

11-12-2008, 01:52 PM

Looks at Hellbug's pic... looks at Iron Weasel's pic...

Are we sure that isn't Iron Weasel doing the feelin' in Hellbug's pic? The resemblance is uncanny, if not.

What can I say, I can't help but feel men from time to time.

pseudopseudo

11-12-2008, 01:55 PM

What can I say, I can't help but feel men from time to time.

I guess sometimes you just can't help yourself.

By the way - maybe it's just my memory being fuzzy, but you look like you've lost quite a bit of weight since the last pics we saw of you man. Am I right?

If so - keep up the good work!

rinichanraar

11-12-2008, 05:42 PM

Looks at Hellbug's pic... looks at Iron Weasel's pic...

Are we sure that isn't Iron Weasel doing the feelin' in Hellbug's pic? The resemblance is uncanny, if not.

I actually thought the same thing, but I didn't want to say anything because I thought I was just imagining it!

MagGnome

11-12-2008, 10:51 PM

I actually thought the same thing, but I didn't want to say anything because I thought I was just imagining it!

I was also thinking this. He's looking good! :D

MagGnome

11-13-2008, 04:05 PM

Check out my new specs!

http://img.skitch.com/20081113-n8kshsjqnd2mtn3nkfhwmn5.jpg

They are much smaller than my last pair, which is taking some getting used to.

rinichanraar

11-13-2008, 06:30 PM

Check out my new specs!

I love them. They kind of remind me of a man-version of the glasses I have in one of the pictures I posted here. (This one (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/rinichanraar/colonyofgamers/rinicar-400x300.jpg).) :)

astranoir

11-13-2008, 07:05 PM

Check out my new specs!

Those are very classy! I have a pair super tiny glasses that are about the size of reading glasses, so when I recently got new glasses, I got bigger lensed ones... and now I can't really use my old ones even though they're super cute because my peripheral vision is just so limited in comparison!

Superman's Dead

11-13-2008, 07:18 PM

Kelegacy

11-13-2008, 07:18 PM

This picture makes me laugh, but it isn't what it looks like! :eek:

http://i36.tinypic.com/mmr0k4.jpg

I haven't followed enough of the discussions involving your sexuality, so I'll be blunt: are you in the closet or out? I'm not being an ass, I'm just honestly curious. Because Clay Aiken thought he was fooling everyone, and when he finally came out no one was shocked.

I think this site needs MORE gay men. And women.

Unfortunately, I'm straight, but I can play along like a champ. :)

Kelegacy

11-13-2008, 07:20 PM

Me as best man giving the traditional wedding toast for my old roomie (and best friend) from college in 2006.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b97/Kelegacy/BestManspeech.jpg

Oh, and another one I posted on EvAv and everyone said it looked like I was fucking the dog or something. This is my girlfriend's sister's dog, a whippet.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b97/Kelegacy/Bindi.jpg

pomeroy

11-13-2008, 07:22 PM

Me as best man giving the traditional wedding toast for my old roomie (and best friend) from college in 2006.

The eyes! MY GOD THE EYES.

MagGnome

11-13-2008, 07:42 PM

I love them. They kind of remind me of a man-version of the glasses I have in one of the pictures I posted here. (This one (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/rinichanraar/colonyofgamers/rinicar-400x300.jpg).) :)

Yay, we are twins! :D

Popular Request!

The girl you guys said was cute in my next show with me. And, the REAL star of the show, my Bon Jovi boxers.

Something for me and the straight guys to look at! :D

Those are very classy! I have a pair super tiny glasses that are about the size of reading glasses, so when I recently got new glasses, I got bigger lensed ones... and now I can't really use my old ones even though they're super cute because my peripheral vision is just so limited in comparison!

Yeah, my peripheral vision has definitely suffered. Surfing the net, walking around, reading, etc. are all different now, but I'm getting used to it already.

Xerxes

11-13-2008, 07:42 PM

MagGnome

11-13-2008, 07:43 PM

Unfortunately, I'm straight, but I can play along like a champ. :)

Yes, you were quite convincing the last time I had you in a sling.

The eyes! MY GOD THE EYES.

It looks like Cthulhu is going to burst through his body at any second. :eek:

Superman's Dead

11-13-2008, 08:07 PM

Um, whats going on in the play.

Its a piece set in 1930's Ireland. I'm the dead-beat father of her child. It's a great play, one that feels a lot like a livelier Glass Menagerie.

Which is what made my Bon Jovi boxers so funny. I also wore Lucky Charms, because racial stereotypes are hilarious.

Generation ABXY

11-13-2008, 08:17 PM

Kelegacy

11-13-2008, 08:18 PM

Its a piece set in 1930's Ireland. I'm the dead-beat father of her child. It's a great play, one that feels a lot like a livelier Glass Menagerie.

Which is what made my Bon Jovi boxers so funny. I also wore Lucky Charms, because racial stereotypes are hilarious.

Hey, that girl IS cute. Damn.

Disgustipated

11-13-2008, 08:25 PM

I haven't followed enough of the discussions involving your sexuality, so I'll be blunt: are you in the closet or out? I'm not being an ass, I'm just honestly curious. Because Clay Aiken thought he was fooling everyone, and when he finally came out no one was shocked.

I think this site needs MORE gay men. And women.

Unfortunately, I'm straight, but I can play along like a champ. :)

Um, Hellbug is 100% straight. Honest to god. I know it seems like he'd have to be queer, but nah. He's a fucking horndog for chicks.

And yeah, you are being an ass. How dare you! Hellbug is straighter than you! :mad:

Kelegacy

11-13-2008, 08:29 PM

Um, Hellbug is 100% straight. Honest to god. I know it seems like he'd have to be queer, but nah. He's a fucking horndog for chicks.

And yeah, you are being an ass. How dare you! Hellbug is straighter than you! :mad:

For the record, I only gave two HJs in my entire life. I really didn't want to take a summer term.

Superman's Dead

11-13-2008, 08:33 PM

For the record, I only gave two HJs in my entire life. I really didn't want to take a summer term.

...I...I think you just ended the thread.

MagGnome

11-13-2008, 08:42 PM

For the record, I only gave two HJs in my entire life. I really didn't want to take a summer term.

I only wished that I would encounter that situation in college, at least with a couple of my TAs. :o

boratika

11-13-2008, 08:42 PM

...I...I think you just ended the thread.

I think it's more likely he merely started the HJ thread.

Hellbug

11-13-2008, 08:58 PM

I haven't followed enough of the discussions involving your sexuality, so I'll be blunt: are you in the closet or out? I'm not being an ass, I'm just honestly curious. Because Clay Aiken thought he was fooling everyone, and when he finally came out no one was shocked.

I think this site needs MORE gay men. And women.

Unfortunately, I'm straight, but I can play along like a champ. :)

Nah, I'm straight, as Disgustipated said before me. At the time of that picture being taken I was actually holding hands with the girl who took the picture. We were all just high as kites with nothing better to do than to take highly suggestive photographs of each other.

It's all good. :D

Shadowstorm

11-13-2008, 09:00 PM

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

pseudopseudo

11-14-2008, 02:26 AM

I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

Anytime someone quotes Jon LaJoie is a win in my book.

Don't forget about "A Song For The Ladies II: E=MC Vagina".

Bad Buddha

11-14-2008, 08:04 AM

Check out my new specs!

http://img.skitch.com/20081113-n8kshsjqnd2mtn3nkfhwmn5.jpg

They are much smaller than my last pair, which is taking some getting used to.

I'd love to get something like that, but with bifocals you need a bigger lenses.

Damn! I keep getting older, through no fault of my own!

MagGnome

11-14-2008, 02:09 PM

I'd love to get something like that, but with bifocals you need a bigger lenses.

Damn! I keep getting older, through no fault of my own!

I'm slowly going blind. By the time I'm your age I'll need a seeing-eye robot. :p

fitbabits

11-14-2008, 02:22 PM

I'm slowly going blind. By the time I'm your age I'll need a seeing-eye robot. :p
I only have about 15-20% vision in my left eye. It's how I was born. I thought I wouldn't be able to drive legally, but apparently my right eye is bionic or some shit - it compensates for my left one in ways I probably don't even realize.

Bad Buddha

11-14-2008, 02:33 PM

i only have about 15-20% vision in my left eye. It's how i was born. I thought i wouldn't be able to drive legally, but apparently my right eye is bionic or some shit - it compensates for my left one in ways i probably don't even realize.

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

;)

fitbabits

11-14-2008, 02:53 PM

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

;)
Wrong eye in your smiley, Sir. :)

MagGnome

11-14-2008, 03:21 PM

I only have about 15-20% vision in my left eye. It's how I was born. I thought I wouldn't be able to drive legally, but apparently my right eye is bionic or some shit - it compensates for my left one in ways I probably don't even realize.

My left eye is significantly better than my right eye. My right eye is a traitor.

Suave Peanut

11-14-2008, 03:45 PM

My left eye is significantly better than my right eye. My right eye is a traitor.
My eyes are similarly embattled. Lefty is near-sighted and righty is farsighted. I also can only use one eye at a time and have to switch between them depending the situation. It's kind of weird, and I wish I could understand what the big deal is with IMAX and those 3D posters.

Blue

11-14-2008, 04:20 PM

Both of my eyes are almost equal, oddly enough. However both of my eyes suck and mostly stopped powering on when I was eight.

MagGnome

11-14-2008, 04:40 PM

My eyes are similarly embattled. Lefty is near-sighted and righty is farsighted. I also can only use one eye at a time and have to switch between them depending the situation. It's kind of weird, and I wish I could understand what the big deal is with IMAX and those 3D posters.

Seriously? I've never heard of that before.

mister slim

11-14-2008, 04:43 PM

Seriously? I've never heard of that before.

I have a similar problem, though my right eye is good enough I can depend on it for most things. It can be a little disorienting when something I'm focusing on moves between the space where my right eye is dominant and where my left eye is.

Xerxes

11-14-2008, 04:48 PM

Popular Request!

The girl you guys said was cute in my next show with me. And, the REAL star of the show, my Bon Jovi boxers.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/wheredidmywingsgo/n329300111_27268_6254.jpg

Stop with the lesbians and talk to her!!!

I only have about 15-20% vision in my left eye. It's how I was born. I thought I wouldn't be able to drive legally, but apparently my right eye is bionic or some shit - it compensates for my left one in ways I probably don't even realize.
My right is like your left. I can't see detailed things or read far away with it alone. But together... They can find Waldo. Even do Magic eye pictures.

pomeroy

11-14-2008, 04:49 PM

My eyes are like the T. Rex in Jurassic Park. If you aren't moving, I can't see you. ;)

fitbabits

11-14-2008, 05:01 PM

Popular Request!

The girl you guys said was cute in my next show with me. And, the REAL star of the show, my Bon Jovi boxers.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/wheredidmywingsgo/n329300111_27268_6254.jpg
I've been trying to think of a non-creepy way of saying this, but it's impossible - especially with the CoG crowd - so I'll just say it:

Your friend has an amazingly warm and welcoming smile. She reminds me of a 'normal-looking' Katie Holmes.

Also, how much for your shorts (clean, of course)?

fitbabits

11-14-2008, 05:03 PM

My right is like your left. I can't see detailed things or read far away with it alone. But together... They can find Waldo. Even do Magic eye pictures.
It's weird, actually. I can't quite describe the vision in my left eye - it's like there's an invisible post directly in my line of sight and I can only just see peripherally.

MagGnome

11-14-2008, 06:04 PM

Also, how much for your shorts (clean, of course)?

Superman - I'll double James' offer, and you don't have to wash them.

I'm so ashamed that I just typed that.

Smoof

11-14-2008, 06:40 PM

Took this with my cellphone sometime ago and sent it to my girlfriend. I made her set it as the picture that shows up when I call her:
http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/bryretard.JPG

Edit: It's also my facebook picture.

Rakael

11-14-2008, 06:47 PM

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w74/anakael/DSC04298.jpg

Playing with Myspace angles for shits and giggles. I assume I was drunk.

Beware, what seem to be massive eyebrows are actually aliens slowly eating my face. You are next.

Kelegacy

11-14-2008, 07:16 PM

Superman's Dead

11-14-2008, 07:17 PM

my eyes are similarly embattled. Lefty is near-sighted and righty is farsighted. I also can only use one eye at a time and have to switch between them depending the situation. It's kind of weird, and i wish i could understand what the big deal is with imax and those 3d posters.

that's what i have!

EDIT: Xerxes/James- Yeah, she's really sweet. But she's also engaged! And we really have no kinda flirty relationship, she's just great.

I got the boxers from Wal-Mart! They have the best boxers ever!

Mag- PM me. ;D

Its not my fault about the lesbians! There are hilarious extenuating circumstances, which I may or may not blog about because they're funny.

SUPER NINJA EDIT: Rakael, you look nothing like Eddie Izzard. I demand to see you in a dress or lose all respect for you.

...wait...

Rakael

11-14-2008, 07:45 PM

I have large eyebrows too. My best friends in school used to call them caterpillars. Assholes.

Eh, I could give a shit. My friends raz me, but I just go along with it. I call em my Cap'n Crunch brows.

MagGnome

11-14-2008, 08:13 PM

I have large eyebrows too. My best friends in school used to call them caterpillars. Assholes.

I also have fairly large eyebrows. Mine are thin, yet have more "height" than average, if that makes sense. I don't know how to explain it. :p Anyway, my roommate loves to give me shit about them (among other things) and he's always telling me to get them waxed. Asshole.

I got the boxers from Wal-Mart! They have the best boxers ever!

Mag- PM me. ;D

They're from Wal-Mart? That's not sexy - you can keep them.

Who am I kidding? PM sent.

Kelegacy

11-14-2008, 08:20 PM

Eh, I could give a shit. My friends raz me, but I just go along with it. I call em my Cap'n Crunch brows.

Mine are removeable.

My pictures above don't really show off how long and dark mine are, but they seem to have been worse back when I was in high school. Almost like I grew into them a bit more.

But yeah, it doesn't bother me.

boratika

11-15-2008, 12:12 AM

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

;)

Wrong eye in your smiley, Sir. :)
Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/wink.gif

better?
My eyes are like the T. Rex in Jurassic Park. If you aren't moving, I can't see you. ;)Of course that's just silly. The shape of a T. Rex head and positioning of their eyes suggests they would have vision similar to a wolf. And use it in a similar way.

Personally, my eyes are pretty much perfect. Like read the copyright line on the eye-chart good. But judging by both my parents, they'll go to absolute shit as soon as I hit 37.

Xerxes

11-16-2008, 12:59 AM

Bad Buddha

11-16-2008, 07:39 AM

http://smoof.madebymonkeys.net/bryretard.JPG

Edit: It's also my facebook picture.

Aren't you one of the hobos that I killed in Condemned? :confused:

MagGnome

11-16-2008, 09:41 AM

From Election Day:

http://img.skitch.com/20081116-nkd6tppprk299j3hqigjn76wid.jpg

pseudopseudo

11-16-2008, 05:26 PM

That scar is pretty badass. You look like a Bond villain. Probably have to frowny more.

I just read a story on Digg about some study that found that women are attracted to men with facial scars for short-term relationships.

Kind of interesting. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3463442/Facial-scars-can-help-win-a-womans-heart..html)

Xerxes

11-16-2008, 08:20 PM

I just read a story on Digg about some study that found that women are attracted to men with facial scars for short-term relationships.

Kind of interesting. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3463442/Facial-scars-can-help-win-a-womans-heart..html)

That's bitching. I think I'm getting scars. But like Adama, nothing cool. I've been trying to revive the life of my cheek skin.