The Colonizers.

[National Kato]

You'd be the giant in the back row, right? ;)

[Young Al Capone]

Can you spot the Gunny? :D

Would it be cheating if I already knew you to be the guy in the back cause I have seen this one?

[J3DI]

Man, we need a slideshow app for this.

I'm more than happy to join the fray though:

My attempt at a Tony Starks impersonation
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2930025050_4919b50fbd.jpg?v=0

Me and my Canadian love affair at Cedar Point for Labor
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2929188077_62695db590.jpg?v=0
Again with the Starks gotee

[Scaryfaced]

So...your the skull in the center, right? What do I win?
________
Double eagle m82 airsoft electric (http://airsoft-shop.info/p/double-eagle-m82-airsoft-electric/)

[GunnyMo]

lol giant isn't quite right. The term at the time was "Crack Baby". :D

[National Kato]

The term at the time was "Crack Baby". :D

Was 'Sexy Beanpole' already taken? :p

[GunnyMo]

Was 'Sexy Beanpole' already taken? :p

Well, those were the beginning days of Don't Ask, Don't Tell so I don't know about that one. :D

But Crack Baby was spot on. 6'5" and never went over 175lbs my entire time in. A super nutso high metabolism combined with sweating buckets daily is a great weight loss program.

[fitbabits]

Man, we need a slideshow app for this.

I'm more than happy to join the fray though:

My attempt at a Tony Starks impersonation
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2930025050_4919b50fbd.jpg?v=0

What a handsome fellow!

[GunnyMo]

The poorly lit face of webcam death warmed over for 10 Oct 2008.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/GunnyMo/Doom1010.jpg

[JayVe]

What a handsome fellow!

I'm gonna have to agree!

[J3DI]

What a handsome fellow!

Thanks. Perhaps it will help me with my future political career :D Just have to pray I don't lose my hair by then :( Don't see too many bald politicians, comb overs are their thing.

[JayVe]

Perhaps it will help me with my future political career :D Just have to pray I don't lose my hair by then :(

You have no future political career. You hang out with us. Your future is doomed. Hahaha.

No seriously. I'll vote for a gamer.

Move Zig

[Young Al Capone]

You have no future political career. You hang out with us. Your future is doomed. Hahaha.

It is true, the very fact that you can be traced back to having ever been associated with us means that you never really stood a chance on the political field.

[LordDon]

I encourage the posting of a picture containing Mrs. Bone and Rini together, preferably on a Sumo. They could be hitting each other with pillows if they'd like. I wouldn't complain.

[crazyD]

Mrs. Bone sounds like a terrible name for a stage tranny.

[Lint of Death]

I've been pressured by the TF2 community to post something here. So...
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1338/601616705mb6.jpg
NO DICE, bitches!

[pomeroy]

Thanks. Perhaps it will help me with my future political career :D Just have to pray I don't lose my hair by then :( Don't see too many bald politicians, comb overs are their thing.

You'd look awesome with a comb over.

[Shandor]

I've been pressured by the TF2 community to post something here. So...
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1338/601616705mb6.jpg
NO DICE, bitches!

Hah, nice. I was tempted to do the same. :)

[MagGnome]

Who? Me? No, not at all...

My boyfriend, yes.

Not me though. ;)


Well then your boyfriend is one lucky homo. :p

[MagGnome]

Rini, in the most platonic, non-creepy way possible, you are definitely a beautiful lady. My wife would approve of this message :)

Would she approve of me commenting on what a handsome man her husband is? ;)


What a handsome fellow!


Agreed!

Like I said, there are a lot of good looking guys and gals on this site. More than I thought there would be. I'll refrain from making a list of them. I did that once on Evil Avatar, and I don't want to go down that road again. :p

[President Fred]

This is a picture of me, from about ten seconds ago, in my pyjamas pissed of that I have to work past midnight on a Friday.
http://iloapp.benedikz.se/blog/imagedump?ShowFile&image=1223677988.jpg

Edit: I am also irritated as I haven't showered or slept for a while. And I quit nicotine in all its forms. And I am taking anti-inflammation medication for my hip and knee which makes me feel sick all the time. Yay Friday.

That one is for all the fellas, all the ladies can look at Bathilda our three week old basset puppy.

http://iloapp.benedikz.se/blog/imagedump?ShowFile&image=1223678133.jpg

[pomeroy]

This is a picture of me, from about ten seconds ago, in my pyjamas pissed of that I have to work past midnight on a Friday.
http://iloapp.benedikz.se/blog/imagedump?ShowFile&image=1223677988.jpg

Holy shit, we have a president?

[Young Al Capone]

Commencing new camera test in t-minus 3...2..1.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4915/img0008ne6.jpg

New camera test a success.

It is like I am attempting to not make any good looking guys lists.

[President Fred]

Holy shit, we have a president?

Yes it's sort of like the EU president, non-elected. You're groomed for the position. I am surprised more people don't simply write a title in front of their names. Nobody is stopping you, think you could be... Emperor Pomeroy.

[GunnyMo]

Cute puppy, Pres! Basset pups are adorable with their stubby legs and big ears.

And Al, I think my picture earlier beats yours. :D

[rinichanraar]

Here comes the longest string of quotes ever:

Be as modest as you like, Rini, but you'll always be the hottest Asian in our forums. :D

Wait, I thought Disgustipated decided that Odyzen has that title? Oh, but that was at Evil Avatar, so it doesn't count. Also: Is Odyzen here?!?

Rini, in the most platonic, non-creepy way possible, you are definitely a beautiful lady. My wife would approve of this message :)

Thank you! And let me also say that you and Anjanette are quite an attractive couple. And I say that with complete sincerity. You're both very good-looking. :)

Gods dammit, who ate all the donuts out of the kitchen at the DangerChan Clubhouse? :mad:

If you haven't caught on, there's quite a few of us who think you're plenty attractive, DC. Anyone who says otherwise will have to put up with me whining and moaning about it. :D

Oh, wyeast! You always know how to me smile. :)

What a handsome fellow!

Perny! I agree with Bootsy!

I encourage the posting of a picture containing Mrs. Bone and Rini together, preferably on a Sumo. They could be hitting each other with pillows if they'd like. I wouldn't complain.

Unfortunately for me, this never happened (in real life). But you're in luck, because it's possible that this happened between TK and BK while I was absent. You'll have to discuss it with them yourself.

Well then your boyfriend is one lucky homo. :p

Very, very true. :)

[GunnyMo]

I just realized that the only way men with red hair grow beards is in that mustacheless, Amish-Serial-Killer style. Why is that?

I'm looking at you, Gnome!

[crazyD]

There is a red head in my office with a full beard. He's Canadian though, so who knows what's wrong with him?

[GunnyMo]

He's Canadian though, so who knows what's wrong with him?

The first part of your sentence sorta answers you question. :D

[Xerxes]

The first part of your sentence sorta answers you question. :D

I was soooo about to write that.

[GunnyMo]

I was soooo about to write that.

Score one for Big Daddy Mo! Yes!

[crazyD]

Well, maybe score 1/2. I sort of implied that with my statement. Maybe living so close to Canada has hurt your recognition of subtlety.

[GunnyMo]

Well, maybe score 1/2. I sort of implied that with my statement. Maybe living so close to Canada has hurt your recognition of subtlety.

Did you see my webcam pic a page or two back? Did you see the lousy day I'm having? You just want to take away the one good thing I've had happen all day. *cry* :p

[crazyD]

Did you see my webcam pic a page or two back? Did you see the lousy day I'm having? You just want to take away the one good thing I've had happen all day. *cry* :p

You were holding a skull! That's like the best day ever.

[GunnyMo]

You were holding a skull! That's like the best day ever.

haha no the one after that! If the skull pic was a webcam it's a bad ass Time Traveling Webcam! :D

[MagGnome]

Holy shit, we have a president?

Yes, and he is smokin' hot! :o

[fitbabits]

Yes, and he is smokin' hot! :o
Every time you say that about someone who's not me, my life shortens by a week.

Just sayin'.

[MagGnome]

I just realized that the only way men with red hair grow beards is in that mustacheless, Amish-Serial-Killer style. Why is that?

I'm looking at you, Gnome!

My mustache doesn't grow in all that well, so I usually shave it off.

I've seen plenty of full red beards though.

Here's me right now, is this better?

http://img.skitch.com/20081010-mpt3mgfebyws4jajmeeqfdbxs5.jpg

I officially have the World's Biggest Forehead.

[MagGnome]

Every time you say that about someone who's not me, my life shortens by a week.

Just sayin'.

Aww! You know that you'll always be my CogMan. :)

[GunnyMo]

Here's me right now, is this better?

I officially have the World's Biggest Forehead.

Actually, I think that somewhat cements the "serial killer" idea. :p But, then again, my cam picture today wasn't much better. lol

[civil]

Aww! You know that you'll always be my CogMan. :)
Hey now!

Wait a fucking minute. What the hell am I saying? Powers, Mags, you've got powers. :p

Take fi...James...and ride that train until the last stop.

[MagGnome]

Hey now!

Wait a fucking minute. What the hell am I saying? Powers, Mags, you've got powers. :p

Take fi...James...and ride that train until the last stop.

All aboard! ;)

[astranoir]

All aboard! ;)

Wow. Spectacular. :D

[TurboKinny]

Unfortunately for me, this never happened (in real life). But you're in luck, because it's possible that this happened between TK and BK while I was absent. You'll have to discuss it with them yourself.What's funny is that there really is a picture with you, me, and Beth on sumos. ;)

I just realized that the only way men with red hair grow beards is in that mustacheless, Amish-Serial-Killer style. Why is that?

I'm looking at you, Gnome!I happen to like my guy's red goatee, mustache and all :p

[DeathtollWRX]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2930025050_4919b50fbd.jpg?v=0
I thought you looked familiar
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/435/sylarhs2.jpg

Does anyone else see this?

[boratika]

Say the two who are playing for the other team... :p

(Wait... right? ;))
Fishing for compliment will get you...



...everywhere apparently.This is a picture of me, from about ten seconds ago, in my pyjamas pissed of that I have to work past midnight on a Friday.
That one is for all the fellas, all the ladies can look at Bathilda our three week old basset puppy.

[IMG]http://iloapp.benedikz.se/blog/imagedump?ShowFile&image=1223678133.jpg
^Best pic in this thread.
Well then your boyfriend is one lucky homo. :p
"One Lucky Homo" sounds like a great title for something.
I just realized that the only way men with red hair grow beards is in that mustacheless, Amish-Serial-Killer style. Why is that?

I'm looking at you, Gnome!
Well, my beard gets all orange on my chin, but I'd never wear my fhair like that. So to answer your question, I have nothing constructive to add.

[Whunpo]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1159/08049oq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img511.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

I present you all EvD (formerly known as Wonda Mic).
From right to left: My father, Wonda Mic and Myself, all chilling during Santana 20 Nationals. We got our asses kicked, but we had a good time doing it.
That's my dad's boat. Named after the best drinking song of all.

Was it worth the hype?

[Hellbug]

Oh god you two are beautiful people, and your dad reminds me of someone famous.

[Xerxes]

Oh god you two are beautiful people, and your dad reminds me of someone famous.

Hmmmm this explains your "friends" throwing your backpack in the dumpster. :rolleyes:

[Whunpo]

Oh god you two are beautiful people, and your dad reminds me of someone famous.

Well...Thanks! I don't think anyone has ever really called me beautiful before. Glad someone thinks so! :D

[boratika]

Well EvD looks exactly like I expected him too. Like, exactly. It's uncanny.

[rinichanraar]

Fishing for compliment will get you...



...everywhere apparently.

Hook, line, and sinker! :rolleyes:

[boratika]

Hook, line, and sinker! :rolleyes:

Well I didn't say they were being inaccurate. Careful with those feminine wiles though, they are a force of unimaginable magnitude.

[Squidbot]

Hewwo. I can has cake?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/after.jpg

[Whunpo]

Hewwo. I can has cake?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/after.jpgSquidbot! There's a squid on your head!Oh wait, it's you hair. :eek: :D
You look 100 times more metal than I expected.

[Squidbot]

Is....is that a good thing? I appear more metal than I actually am, I listen to a lot of David Grey and Dido. This is a lie.

[GunnyMo]

Sweet tats, Squid. :D Good taste in music, too. Your shirt, mind you, not Dido! lol I've got the Motorhead skull tattooed on my arm. Woot.

[Mot Wakorb]

My buddy and I at a Badgers game last year: (me on the right)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/1779327831_b0aa6670fb.jpg?v=0

And Grandma and I at the Packers game last year:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/1337946540_d38e6783ab.jpg?v=0

[Dukefrukem]

Squidbot! There's a squid on your head!Oh wait, it's you hair. :eek: :D
You look 100 times more metal than I expected.

Thats pretty damn metal!

[crazyD]

Squid looks kinda like Eric Idle with dreads.

[Purple Santa]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1159/08049oq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img511.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

I present you all EvD (formerly known as Wonda Mic).
From right to left: My father, Wonda Mic and Myself, all chilling during Santana 20 Nationals. We got our asses kicked, but we had a good time doing it.
That's my dad's boat. Named after the best drinking song of all.

Was it worth the hype?

Oh hell yes. So that's what EvD looks like...and i'm guessing it was you who lured WM to EvAv...not sure if you will be lynched for that or not...I always liked EvD...so much Ms. Claus made him orange ;).

[KingGorilla]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa237/dbrent19/dan2.jpg

I no longer have the goatee. I am rocking the Kirk Gibson battle stubble.

[LordDon]

My buddy and I at a Badgers game last year: (me on the right)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2116/1779327831_b0aa6670fb.jpg?v=0


PBR? Really?

[Squidbot]

Yeah, WTF MAN?!! Jesus!

What's PBR?

[crazyD]

Yeah, WTF MAN?!! Jesus!

What's PBR?

Pabst Blue Ribbon. Shitty beer.

[Typical Michael]

I enjoy PBR. So do some other people here, if I remember correctly. Thems fightin words.

[Mot Wakorb]

PBR? Really?

Fucking right, PBR. Sixteen ounce silos, if I remember correctly. That was somewhere around 8 AM, as the kickoff for the game was at 11AM.

[Schnoogs]

PBR is one of the better "I've been drinking expensive and vastly superior micros all night and now I need to switch to something that doesn't cost much and doesn't have any taste either" beers.

I routinely end a loooooooooong night with PBR because it costs pennies and is damn near like drinking water.

[crazyD]

I enjoy PBR. So do some other people here, if I remember correctly. Thems fightin words.

It's all right to like shitty beers. I have a friend who drinks Coors Light, and he is barely ostracized for it at all.

[President Fred]

Yes, and he is smokin' hot! :o
Wow, what a nice thing to say. Thank you. I just realised that picture makes me look conceited, like a combination of constipated, angry and blue steel. I generally smile in pictures but I was pretty tired and pissed off last night.

[IMG]

I no longer have the goatee. I am rocking the Kirk Gibson battle stubble.
It looks like a ghost is trying to steal you CD.

[Adam Blue]

Here's a pic of me with the new girl I'm seeing...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/AdamBlue/IMG_1740.jpg

Which I bet some of you are wondering about my engagement. Well, luckily even after two and half years, I was able to learn many new (bad) things about that person in the three months after popping the question. So, it was best to break it off with her. It was torture over the summer. And around that time, her friend, my new roommate (also Brazilian), is now my girlfriend. Very strange story.

All this drama is the reason I haven't posted too much or played many games in the last month.

[civil]

I no longer have the goatee. I am rocking the Kirk Gibson battle stubble.
You just dropped 30 points in the Intimidato Meter.

Why do so many hard asses look cudly?

[Lutheran]

I like her Adam , she has an egyptian look to her ( must be the makeup ). She looks a little bit like the girl who played Cleopatra in the TV series ROME.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/00/91/18771002.jpg

[Zero]

Some recents ones of me.
Me with Hard and 'Phirm.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SSPX0078.jpg
Me with Human Giant.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SSPX0074.jpg
Me with Brian Posehn.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SSPX0076.jpg

[violent]

Nice. Brian Posehn is the shit.

[Adam Blue]

I like her Adam , she has an egyptian look to her ( must be the makeup ). She looks a little bit like the girl who played Cleopatra in the TV series ROME.

Yeah it's the makeup...she big on that when going out. And funny you mention it, because her friends have been telling her that she has the Cleopatra look. So, that will probably go for Halloween.

[Adam Blue]

Me with Brian Posehn.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SSPX0076.jpg

Dude...rockin' the Maiden. Awesome pic.

[civil]

Some recents ones of me.
*SNIP*
I see you're still Mexican. Doesn't anyone take their signature's advice seriously anymore?

[KingGorilla]

You just dropped 30 points in the Intimidato Meter.

Why do so many hard asses look cudly?

Lamentably, chubby cherub faces run in my family. All of the men on my dad's side, and my brother are eternally 12 years old. Fortunately most of us can grow beards to mask this.

You want to know why I got rid of the goatee? Look around this thread. Every single fucking one of the dudes seems to have one. And as a non-conformist, I must go against this.

My badass stems not from the beard, nope. It is the guns.

[Scaryfaced]

Where'd you meet the Human Giant guys, Zero? Seriously one of the funniest unknown comedy shows out there.
________
S-class hybrid (http://www.mercedes-wiki.com/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_S-Class_Hybrid)

[Zero]

I see you're still Mexican. Doesn't anyone take their signature's advice seriously anymore?

Actually, a gas station attendant (who happened to be a female Caucasian Muslim) asked me if I was Pakistani. Wasn't quite sure what to think of that...

Where'd you meet the Human Giant guys, Zero?
Seriously one of the funniest unknown comedy shows out there.

At the University of Arkansas. One of my employees actually works for Campus Events, so he got to organize the show. The threat of termination resulted in my meeting with them. :D

[Bingley Joe]

Actually, a gas station attendant (who happened to be a female Caucasian Muslim) asked me if I was Pakistani. Wasn't quite sure what to think of that...

Sounds like she was just giving you the benefit of the doubt :p

[astranoir]

At the University of Arkansas. One of my employees actually works for Campus Events, so he got to organize the show. The threat of termination resulted in my meeting with them. :D

Aw, nobody told me about it :(

[MagGnome]

"One Lucky Homo" sounds like a great title for something.

Maybe I should change my user title...

[MagGnome]

Wow, what a nice thing to say. Thank you. I just realised that picture makes me look conceited, like a combination of constipated, angry and blue steel. I generally smile in pictures but I was pretty tired and pissed off last night.

No problem, and I meant what I said!

You can always post another picture of you smiling. :D

[Whunpo]

Oh hell yes. So that's what EvD looks like...and i'm guessing it was you who lured WM to EvAv...not sure if you will be lynched for that or not...I always liked EvD...so much Ms. Claus made him orange ;).

Hehe. Yeah. That was my bad. I never thought he'd actually join, but we were hanging out when I was checking EvAv, and sometime later he created an account. Then you guys got really pissed at him, and I was like "Oh shit what did I do..."
Then Ms. Clause made him an Orange and it was all good again.

[OldeWolf]

Little ol' me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/WeirdPoe/20080831_0384.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/WeirdPoe/20080830_0175.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/WeirdPoe/IMG_0936.jpg

[Kielaran]

One of me from my friend's iPhone
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/CoreyT155/InDC.jpg

when I stop being lazy, I need to upload the PAX pics.

[fitbabits]

Dammit, I swore I wouldn't do this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/jamesyoung.jpg

You'll notice how awkward I look (arms in so as to avoid any potential elbow nonsense).

[OldeWolf]

Dammit, I swore I wouldn't do this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/jamesyoung.jpg

Are you the hawt lady on the left? :D

[fitbabits]

Are you the hawt lady on the left? :D
My left, or picture-left?

[Adam Blue]

James Bond and girls...that pic is epic.

[astranoir]

Dammit, I swore I wouldn't do this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/jamesyoung.jpg

Adorable. Also, nice Bond girls.

[Lutheran]

My left, or picture-left?

Either one :)

[fitbabits]

Either one :)

I'm the one with the briefcase. The contents of which shall remain confidential.

[Whunpo]

I'm the one with the briefcase. The contents of which shall remain confidential.

007 brand condoms that will be included in a site giveaway? Say yes.

[OldeWolf]

I'm the one with the briefcase. The contents of which shall remain confidential.

*Looks at the breasts briefcase*
Still not sure which one is you but I'm ok with working on finding out. :D

[OldeWolf]

More pictures of me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/WeirdPoe/20061224_0072.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/WeirdPoe/20070408_0342.jpg
25-30 grapes will do that to my mouth. :p

[GunnyMo]

We always knew you were a pimp, James. Damn hard core Scots get all the babes. :D

[Xerxes]

Dammit, I swore I wouldn't do this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/jamesyoung.jpg

You'll notice how awkward I look (arms in so as to avoid any potential elbow nonsense).

I think you were supposed to try and look "cool." :rolleyes:

[UnderHero5]

The same pic I used a few months ago on EvAv.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1448/mypicfo9.jpg

[Xerxes]

Ahhh, the J Allard guy.

[Pureboy]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1215/1238011938_d6719c4a9c_o.jpg
My Family

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/431490726_59ebf57f11_b.jpg
Me n Vivi

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/172287699_83658602db_o.jpg
Cardboard Tube Samurai and Hulk

And a partial repost from Evav:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/431490720_9a99521e70_b.jpg
Geek Cred 1

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/431490721_68015e1bcf_b.jpg
Geek Cred 2

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/431490722_2f32a939c4_o.jpg
Metal Cred 1

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/431490725_58f7f0969d_b.jpg
Metal Cred 2

[Rogue_hunter]

James, you look so uncomfortable in that pic. Dude, you were with Bond girls, you were supposed to look suave and debonair.

And didn't LAX airport security confiscate that briefcase?

[GunnyMo]

Awesome pic with Dave, Pure! So jealous. :D Loves me some MegaDeth!

[Pureboy]

Awesome pic with Dave, Pure! So jealous. :D Loves me some MegaDeth!Thanks, it was a surreal experience. I've met him 3 times, but that was the most intimate- he taught one of the fans there how to play a song on his guitar. Funny thing is I'm a much bigger fan of Metallica, but haven't had a chance to meet them yet.

[GunnyMo]

Thanks, it was a surreal experience. I've met him 3 times, but that was the most intimate- he taught one of the fans there how to play a song on his guitar. Funny thing is I'm a much bigger fan of Metallica, but haven't had a chance to meet them yet.

I'm still a big Metallica fan (well, mainly for the Jason Newsted days. They were never the same after him) but Mustaine and his crew are right up there next to them. When Countdown to Extinction came out while I was in Okinawa I found that it is possible to wear grooves in a CD from too much play. :D

[pseudopseudo]

MegaDave sucks. :D

*ducks*

[GunnyMo]

MegaDave sucks. :D

*ducks*

Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thingy. I hope you are in therapy. :p

[pseudopseudo]

Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thingy. I hope you are in therapy. :p

Jealousy? Nah, just don't like MegaDeth's music at all, and every interview I've ever read with Dave Mustaine just makes him out to look like a pompous jerk. However, what Pure said makes him out to seem like a pretty cool guy.

So blame the media! Seriously! ;)

[Pureboy]

Jealousy? Nah, just don't like MegaDeth's music at all, and every interview I've ever read with Dave Mustaine just makes him out to look like a pompous jerk. However, what Pure said makes him out to seem like a pretty cool guy.

So blame the media! Seriously! ;)No, its totally because he is a pompous jerk. There is a reason why he can never keep a band together. Still, he is cool to his fans and can play a guitar like a mofo.

[aVaKus]

Well then your boyfriend is one lucky homo. :p

Haha! Thanks, but trust me, I am by far the lucky mo here. ;)

[fitbabits]

James, you look so uncomfortable in that pic. Dude, you were with Bond girls, you were supposed to look suave and debonair.

And didn't LAX airport security confiscate that briefcase?

Heh! No, I got to keep the case, it was the contents which were confiscated by the LA PD.

[OldeWolf]

Heh! No, I got to keep the case, it was the contents which were confiscated by the LA PD.

Damn Sergeant Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh for confiscating the contents and trying to defuse it before the bomb squad came. :p

[diablopath]

Heh! No, I got to keep the case, it was the contents which were confiscated by the LA PD.

Srsly, what was in it?
Liquor?

[fitbabits]

Srsly, what was in it?
Liquor?

You'll find out soon enough! :)

[astranoir]

You'll find out soon enough! :)

Gah! You are infuriating!

[fitbabits]

Gah! You are infuriating!
You already know!

[OldeWolf]

You already know!

It must have been his mojo. He was probably afraid the boobs was going to take it from him.

[MagGnome]

Dammit, I swore I wouldn't do this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/jamesyoung.jpg

You'll notice how awkward I look (arms in so as to avoid any potential elbow nonsense).



Are they my competition? :eek:

[fitbabits]

Are they my competition? :eek:
You're in a whole other league, Mags - a whole other league.

The lady on my right was pretty awesome, though. I spoke to her the most out of all the Bond girls.

[astranoir]

You're in a whole other league, Mags - a whole other league.

The lady on my right was pretty awesome, though. I spoke to her the most out of all the Bond girls.

The most beautiful one, of course!

[fitbabits]

The most beautiful one, of course!
Pfft. That wasn't why - she was easily the most approachable. The other Bond girls there were a little too aloof for my liking.

[astranoir]

Pfft. That wasn't why - she was easily the most approachable. The other Bond girls there were a little too aloof for my liking.

Well, then it all works out in your favor ;)

[fitbabits]

Well, then it all works out in your favor ;)
Hmm, not quite.

I'm sitting here on my own... Lonely as stink and having the jings frightened out of me by Dead Space!

[astranoir]

Hmm, not quite.

I'm sitting here on my own... Lonely as stink and having the jings frightened out of me by Dead Space!

Heh, jings.

[fitbabits]

Heh, jings.

"jing (jing) [Chinese] one of the basic substances that according to traditional Chinese medicine pervade the body, usually translated as "essence"; the body reserves or constitutional makeup, replenished by food and rest, that supports life and is associated with developmental changes in the organism."

Jings!

[astranoir]

"jing (jing) [Chinese] one of the basic substances that according to traditional Chinese medicine pervade the body, usually translated as "essence"; the body reserves or constitutional makeup, replenished by food and rest, that supports life and is associated with developmental changes in the organism."

Jings!

XD Exactly!

[Xerxes]

Hmm, not quite.

I'm sitting here on my own... Lonely as stink and having the jings frightened out of me by Dead Space!
If the jings can be scared out of you, can somebody say beat them back into you?

[fitbabits]

If the jings can be scared out of you, can somebody say beat them back into you?
I'm sure they could. You offering? :)

[Xerxes]

I'm sure they could. You offering? :)

Shhhh, Mags and Rini might hear. ;)

[rinichanraar]

And a partial repost from Evav:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/431490720_9a99521e70_b.jpg
Geek Cred 1

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/431490721_68015e1bcf_b.jpg
Geek Cred 2

OH GOD, I remember seeing these before! I commented on them, even! You probably don't remember me, but I remember you. My comment was probably something along the lines of, "ASDKJALSKDJ I'm so jealous!"

Bruce Campbell actually did a book signing in San Francisco a few years ago, but I wasn't able to go.

Man, am I jealous of you. That second photo is fantastic.

Shhhh, Mags and Rini might hear. ;)

Hey, I heard that. But it's okay. Mags is the one you need to worry about, not me. :p

[Xerxes]

Hey, I heard that. But it's okay. Mags is the one you need to worry about, not me. :p

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20080331/425.the.incredible.hulk.033108.jpg

[rinichanraar]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20080331/425.the.incredible.hulk.033108.jpg

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?! :p

Are you mad that I'm not mad that you and Bootsy are sneaking around? Or are you saying I should get mad and turn into She-Hulk?

[mister slim]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20080331/425.the.incredible.hulk.033108.jpg

No, more like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2933265971_f9f69d5e4d_o.jpg

[pseudopseudo]

No, more like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2933265971_f9f69d5e4d_o.jpg

...purple?

[Xerxes]

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?! :p

Are you mad that I'm not mad that you and Bootsy are sneaking around? Or are you saying I should get mad and turn into She-Hulk?

Now it was me worrying about Mags. :rolleyes:

Purple?

[pseudopseudo]

Now it was me worrying about Mags. :rolleyes:

Purple?

Dude... do you sleep? LOL ;)

[Xerxes]

Dude... do you sleep? LOL ;)

Sometimes. Right now I'm attempting not to get fired by finishing up all of my outstanding case work. :o

[MagGnome]

Hey, I heard that. But it's okay. Mags is the one you need to worry about, not me. :p

GNOME ANGRY!

GNOME SMASH!



Gnome hungry. :o

[mightbe]

Fucking right, PBR. Sixteen ounce silos, if I remember correctly. That was somewhere around 8 AM, as the kickoff for the game was at 11AM.

PBR, the beer that tastes like can.

[axion]

Here's a recent (5 minutes ago) one of me, which I fully expect, although do not necessarily hope, will become someone's spray in TF2.Jerks
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2149/img7099pk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Wackman3000]

Do you just rotate between white and black tanktops all week?

LOL

[axion]

I prefer the term wife-beater, and no, I don't :p.

[Rock Bandit]

Wow James you look really young. Good skincare routine?

And post a pic from your rock star days, I liked those.

[fitbabits]

Wow James you look really young. Good skincare routine?

And post a pic from your rock star days, I liked those.

Why, thank you!

40 years-old, and I still get carded when I buy beer.

[MagGnome]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2149/img7099pk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chest hair = win! :)



Why, thank you!

40 years-old, and I still get carded when I buy beer.

I'm 24 and I don't get carded when I buy beer. :(

[pomeroy]

I'm 24 and I don't get carded when I buy beer. :(

I'm telling you, man, facial hair will always skew that. When I'm all beard-y, I don't get carded for shit. If I've shaved and am wearing a hat, I'll get carded to buy a cigar.

[J3DI]

Hey Zerxes. What is it that you do (for income that is, besides strip). Did you see the trailer for Notorius? That kid looks a lot like you.

[Mot Wakorb]

PBR, the beer that tastes like can.

When you're pissed up at 8 AM before a Badger game, and keeping your costs down, it does the job.

[Scaryfaced]

I'm telling you, man, facial hair will always skew that. When I'm all beard-y, I don't get carded for shit. If I've shaved and am wearing a hat, I'll get carded to buy a cigar.

Its the truth. On my 21st birthday, I went out to eat with friends and didn't get carded. At the 3rd bar we went to, I asked the bartender to humor me. She let out a laugh when she realized that i had just turned. Having wolf man chops at the time probably helped, but I was completely pissed that I hadn't taken advantage of it while it still mattered.
________
THE CIGAR BOSS (http://thecigarboss.com/)

[civil]

James, you look fucking adorably awkward there man. Shit, that might, just might, rank up with Kato's picture.

And Xerxes...what do you do?

[Xerxes]

Hey Zerxes. What is it that you do (for income that is, besides strip). Did you see the trailer for Notorius? That kid looks a lot like you.

No I don't.
http://yayforjunk.com/yay/sad-puppy-762581.JPG

But stripping is funny. I had grand plans to runaway to be a stripper in Japan. Do they have male strippers in Japan? Of the chocolate variety?

Alas, I'm a mere 2nd level technical support at a university. And I shrunk 90 cases to 8 in two days.

[fitbabits]

James, you look fucking adorably awkward there man. Shit, that might, just might, rank up with Kato's picture.

Um, thanks?

The guy I was with seemed to take it all in stride - like he's done it a thousand times. Me? I was scared motionless!

[civil]

Genuinely, the look on your face is adorable man. I say that in a completely non-Mags way. :p

Honestly, you remind me of a little boy in that picture. The GF agrees.

[fitbabits]

Genuinely, the look on your face is adorable man. I say that in a completely non-Mags way. :p

Honestly, you remind me of a little boy in that picture. The GF agrees.
Thank you! And thanks to your girlfriend as well.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I arrived to the event in a Bentley! A motherfucking BENTLEY!

[astranoir]

Thank you! And thanks to your girlfriend as well.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I arrived to the event in a Bentley! A motherfucking BENTLEY!

Braggart! (What year Bentley?)

[fitbabits]

Braggart! (What year Bentley?)
It was this one:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/bentley.jpg

[Xerxes]

It was this one:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/bentley.jpg

They probably wouldn't have gotten me out.

[MagGnome]

I'm telling you, man, facial hair will always skew that. When I'm all beard-y, I don't get carded for shit. If I've shaved and am wearing a hat, I'll get carded to buy a cigar.

This is very true. I haven't been clean shaven in quite a while, but I did get carded then.

[Expugnare]

It was this one:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/bentley.jpg

And you didn't kill the driver, steal it, and flee to Mexico?

[Sandman]

Some more images I found...


Me & WWE/ECW's Tazz
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/IMGP0012.jpg

Me & Mark Briscoe of Ring of Honor's Briscoe Bros....I have one with both but it got blurred
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/IMGP0005.jpg

Me & WWE/TNA star Christy Hemme....she was in Playboy also
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/IMGP0074.jpg

[fitbabits]

And you didn't kill the driver, steal it, and flee to Mexico?
The driver could have squished me between his thumb and forefinger - he was gimongous!

[Bone]

Would she approve of me commenting on what a handsome man her husband is? ;)Thanks, Mags! She'd probably try and get you to grab my ass, like she tries to get her girlfriends to do. It's a rough life but I live it anyway.

Thank you! And let me also say that you and Anjanette are quite an attractive couple. And I say that with complete sincerity. You're both very good-looking. :)
Well, thanks! From some of our other friend's responses I thought she rendered me invisible when we were together ;)

[Xerxes]

The driver could have squished me between his thumb and forefinger - he was gimongous!

Probably why he was driving you. But I think you could have taken him. You just weren't drunk enough. That's your power.

[Slack3r78]

You mother fuckers talking shit about PBR don't know the forces you are disturbing. PBR is an institution.

[rinichanraar]

You mother fuckers talking shit about PBR don't know the forces you are disturbing. PBR is an institution.

I don't have a strong opinion on PBR, but my favorite bar in San Francisco (mostly because I've made friends with the owners/bartenders and they have shuffleboard and Tron and show crazy horror movies all the time) has $2 PBR daily. If any of you are ever visiting the city, we should go.

[mightbe]

When you're pissed up at 8 AM before a Badger game, and keeping your costs down, it does the job.

I'm not knocking it. I enjoy it when it's 1$ beer night at the cyclones game. I just slam some jack before I go.

[Jackel]

Thanks, Mags! She'd probably try and get you to grab my ass, like she tries to get her girlfriends to do. It's a rough life but I live it anyway.

Well, thanks! From some of our other friend's responses I thought she rendered me invisible when we were together ;)

Awww muffin...must be tough having to deal with your ass getting grabbed.

[Xerxes]

Awww muffin...must be tough having to deal with your ass getting grabbed.
Dude, this chick in the club grabbed my ass once. I felt like a piece of meat. :(

[Jackel]

Dude, this chick in the club grabbed my ass once. I felt like a piece of meat. :(

The sad part is....we are all just pieces of meat to those women....damn women!!

[pseudopseudo]

I'd rather feel like a piece of meat than smell like one. AMIRITE?!?

*pan to Bruce Campbell, Old Spice whistle jingle*

[Jeffool]

*pan to Bruce Campbell, Old Spice whistle jingle*http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bruce41.jpg

[JayVe]

Hewwo. I can has cake?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/after.jpg

Woah! You radiate hardcore metal vibes. Love the ink!

[boratika]

Why, thank you!

40 years-old, and I still get carded when I buy beer.

The last time I was asked for ID was when I was 13.


Problem is that I look older than you at half the age...

Chest hair = win! :)

Yay! There are still people that appreciate chest hair. The whole waxed thing just seems wrong to me. But I feel like I'm in a rapidly shrinking minority.

[Lutheran]

I hate body hair for some reason

[Raen]

Damn your array of wrestling pics Sandman

[Young Al Capone]

Actually, a gas station attendant (who happened to be a female Caucasian Muslim) asked me if I was Pakistani. Wasn't quite sure what to think of that...

Happens to my father all the time, but I have yet to encounter it.

I am mexican too, for reference.

I'm 24 and I don't get carded when I buy beer. :(

Yeah me niether, unless of course I forget my ID.

As for the picture of fits, it is absolutely hilarious.

[Bad Buddha]

Braggart! (What year Bentley?)

We had two Bentleys when I was growing up; in addition to the Morgan.

I took my driving test in the 1962 S2 Salon. Ours was all Silver Grey.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2997/s2salonuu3.jpg

I never got a chance to drive the 1937 Bentley 4 1/4 Litre Gurney Nutting Sedanca Drophead Coupe. It looked just like this except it was Ghost Grey:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8859/1937bentley425litregnseqk5.jpg
< God! What an ugly color for a classic car! >

I'll try to dig up a B&W pic of our garage.

[Squidbot]

The reactions to my picture make me wonder what the hell you lot were expecting me to look like :S

[Xerxes]

We had two Bentleys when I was growing up; in addition to the Morgan.
Yep, that's casual conversation. Preppy. :rolleyes:

[civil]

Happens to my father all the time, but I have yet to encounter it.

I am mexican too, for reference.
You, Zero and me. Are there any others? Just wonderin'.

[Bad Buddha]

The reactions to my picture make me wonder what the hell you lot were expecting me to look like :S

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1478/numanumaat4.jpg

[fitbabits]

You, Zero and me. Are there any others? Just wonderin'.

Have you three looked here?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/mexico_rel97.jpg

[Typical Michael]

We had two Bentleys when I was growing up; in addition to the Morgan.


Is there anything this dude doesnt have or at least didnt have at one time? He has a $4000 chair. Honestly.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/kam3td63.jpg

[JayVe]

The reactions to my picture make me wonder what the hell you lot were expecting me to look like :S

I hadn't expected squid-inspired arms and hair... that's for sure! Personally, I think it is awesome. I regret cutting off my long hair

[civil]

Have you three looked here?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/mexico_rel97.jpg
::shakes fist::

Smartass!

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

What happened to the Bents Buddha?

[Young Al Capone]

You, Zero and me. Are there any others? Just wonderin'.

Not on the internet, I get the impression.

[AniAko]

Thanks, Mags! She'd probably try and get you to grab my ass, like she tries to get her girlfriends to do. It's a rough life but I live it anyway.


Yeah... that was it. That time I grabbed your ass... I was totally dared by your wife... both times...

[Bad Buddha]

Yep, that casual conversation. Preppy. :rolleyes:

It may sound like fun, but every one of those cars was possessed by the foul entity that is Lucas Electrics, The God Of Darkness! :(

[Bad Buddha]

What happened to the Bents Buddha?

My father traded the '37 for a piece of property on Vashon Island in Puget Sound and the '62 was sold to purchase a vehicle that didn't cost $400 to change the oil.

[Bone]

Yeah... that was it. That time I grabbed your ass... I was totally dared by your wife... both times...
Huh. Did she tell you to teabag me too?

[Zero]

You, Zero and me. Are there any others? Just wonderin'.

There were more on EA. Guess they didn't want to be immigrants.

Have you three looked here?


Better chance of finding them here.
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SouthwestUSA.jpg

[Young Al Capone]

See that mostly square state on the right side of the map, under Colorado and right next to Texas?

It is the little known state of New Mexico, and it is my home. I love that fucking place.

[Slack3r78]

Yeah me niether, unless of course I forget my ID.
The last time I got carded was when I had walked half a mile to the gas station piss drunk for late night beer and the clerk wouldn't sell to me because I'd left my ID at the apartment and there was a cop hanging out there. The cop thought it was funny as hell since he couldn't really tell the woman to go ahead and to sell me without ID.

[Young Al Capone]

The last time I got carded was when I had walked half a mile to the gas station piss drunk for late night beer and the clerk wouldn't sell to me because I'd left my ID at the apartment and there was a cop hanging out there. The cop thought it was funny as hell since he couldn't really tell the woman to go ahead and to sell me without ID.

You may remember that I recently said I had lost my ID over at PiRi. That is where I said it, not where I lost it.

Well, it took well over a month to get a new one mailed to me from the stupid state capital, because they are ridiculous and make you go through some bullshit to get a drivers licence replacement these days. That was so very rough.

Either way, after recieving my ID last week I proceeding to get proper drunk this weekend. I thought of you, but not in a totally gay sounding way.

Or maybe it was totally gay, I cannot remember, I was drunk.

[Ghostbear]

Well, thanks! From some of our other friend's responses I thought she rendered me invisible when we were together ;)

Yeah well, I typically don't check out other men. ;) I do like the ladies though. :D

[Bone]

Yeah well, I typically don't check out other men. ;) I do like the ladies though. :DYou breaka my heart, Fredo.

[Typical Michael]

You may remember that I recently said I had lost my ID over at PiRi. That is where I said it, not where I lost it.

Well, it took well over a month to get a new one mailed to me from the stupid state capital, because they are ridiculous and make you go through some bullshit to get a drivers licence replacement these days. That was so very rough.

Either way, after recieving my ID last week I proceeding to get proper drunk this weekend. I thought of you, but not in a totally gay sounding way.

Or maybe it was totally gay, I cannot remember, I was drunk.

Its only gay if you touch balls, so you were probably alright.

[Young Al Capone]

Its only gay if you touch balls, so you were probably alright.

Oh, were cool then...

[rinichanraar]

The last time I got carded was when I had walked half a mile to the gas station piss drunk for late night beer and the clerk wouldn't sell to me because I'd left my ID at the apartment and there was a cop hanging out there. The cop thought it was funny as hell since he couldn't really tell the woman to go ahead and to sell me without ID.

I look really young, so I get carded at bars all the time if it's a bar I don't go to often. But at the grocery store, it rarely happens, and I think it's because they know that someone who looks as young as I do would never be ballsy enough to try to buy alcohol without a legitimate ID. One time, I spent about $80+ on booze at Safeway (Vons) and the cashier didn't even bother.

[civil]

One time, I spent about $80+ on booze at Safeway (Vons) and the cashier didn't even bother.
Wow, the mention of Safeway and Vons really made me miss California. :(

[Rock Bandit]

The reactions to my picture make me wonder what the hell you lot were expecting me to look like :S

Well I take usernames literally so I was expecting a half-squid/half-machine.

[astranoir]

Well I take usernames literally so I was expecting a half-squid/half-machine.

Or maybe a mechanized Cthulhu

[Rock Bandit]

Or maybe a mechanized Cthulhu

I demand an artist's rendering of Mecha-thulhu.

[xoanon]

No Mecha-thulhu, but here I am at ThatAngryDwarf's wedding:

http://bastardpeople.com/xoanon.png

[Bone]

You look exactly like Jim Carrey in that photo.

[xoanon]

Thanks? If anyone else has ever thought that before, they haven't said so.

[Bad Buddha]

Is there anything this dude doesnt have or at least didnt have at one time? He has a $4000 chair. Honestly.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/kam3td63.jpg

Maybe when you grow up, you too can aspire to stand alongside the Buddha! Or Shatner, if you choose to lower your standards. ;)

[Bone]

Thanks? If anyone else has ever thought that before, they haven't said so.

I don't think it's a bad thing. Plus I met you in person and you did not look like Jim Carrey. I think it's the wink and the point in that picture that is doing it.

[Young Al Capone]

I don't think it's a bad thing. Plus I met you in person and you did not look like Jim Carrey. I think it's the wink and the point in that picture that is doing it.

The haircut doesn't help.

Though, like Bone here said, it isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[xoanon]

I'll see what kind of mileage I can get out of it.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

No Mecha-thulhu, but here I am at ThatAngryDwarf's wedding:

http://bastardpeople.com/xoanon.png


Bastardpeople.com? What the hell is that?!

[MagGnome]

Thanks, Mags! She'd probably try and get you to grab my ass, like she tries to get her girlfriends to do. It's a rough life but I live it anyway.

Really? Hmmm.... ;)


Dude, this chick in the club grabbed my ass once. I felt like a piece of meat. :(


Try going to the gay clubs and having your ass grabbed multiple times by pervy old men. They are known as "trolls" in homo vernacular.

[Xerxes]

Try going to the gay clubs and having your ass grabbed multiple times by pervy old men. They are known as "trolls" in homo vernacular.

Wow, Bears fucking Trolls? Isn't "homo vernacular" grand. You probably have a million of them. :D

[MagGnome]

Yay! There are still people that appreciate chest hair. The whole waxed thing just seems wrong to me. But I feel like I'm in a rapidly shrinking minority.

I LOVE chest hair. I think it's gross when guys shave or wax it off. I don't get why it's such a turnoff for so many people, but I think a lot of it has to do with social conditioning.

Keep the hair boratika, and know that you will always have at least one admirer out there. ;)

[MagGnome]

Wow, Bears fucking Trolls? Isn't "homo vernacular" grand. You probably have a million of them. :D

Haha, nice. :p

I do know a lot of homo vernacular, and it's fun giving my straight friends the "low down" when we are all out together.


Oh, here's the most recent picture of me I have, from a housewarming party I went to Saturday night:

http://img.skitch.com/20081013-1jbna3nnd489e9jur86xd4gg8b.jpg

Yet again my massive forehead makes an appearance. I'm not going bald, I just have a huge forehead. It's less obvious when I grow my hair out.

[Xerxes]

Haha, nice. :p

I do know a lot of homo vernacular, and it's fun giving my straight friends the "low down" when we are all out together.

I only remember "bears" from that episode of Always Sunny Philadelphia because they were arguing over which one of them would be "bears" or "twinks."

aVRNRKXiOM0

[LordDon]

Oh, here's the most recent picture of me I have, from a housewarming party I went to Saturday night:

http://img.skitch.com/20081013-1jbna3nnd489e9jur86xd4gg8b.jpg

Yet again my massive forehead makes an appearance. I'm not going bald, I just have a huge forehead. It's less obvious when I grow my hair out.

I just love the glasses, they pull the gnome together nicely. :D I am a brother-in-large-forehead, though my long hair as of late definitely helps hide it.

[aVaKus]

Try going to the gay clubs and having your ass grabbed multiple times by pervy old men. They are known as "trolls" in homo vernacular.

Man, I've had trolls leave bruises on me before. While I tend to go for slightly older guys, being molested by grandpa just doesn't do it for me.

[Zagrash]

Gotta work on those 25 posts...I suppose I've put this off long enough

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7417/dsc00420smallmb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Here's my fiance and me at Lake Geneva last year. We both really look about the same right now.

Before any of the "GAMERS = BEARDS AAAH!" The beard goes away between about February and September =)

[JayVe]

http://img.skitch.com/20081013-1jbna3nnd489e9jur86xd4gg8b.jpg

Yet again my massive forehead makes an appearance. I'm not going bald, I just have a huge forehead. It's less obvious when I grow my hair out.

Hey, I'm all for surrounding myself with friends that have huge foreheads. Zombies are naturally drawn to the excessive skull size, plump with juicy brains. This increases my chance for survival on Z-Day.

[KingGorilla]

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It peers into my soul

As I move about the room, its eyes follow me.

As a get naked, the eyes engorge.

[MagGnome]

I only remember "bears" from that episode of Always Sunny Philadelphia because they were arguing over which one of them would be "bears" or "twinks."

I really need to watch that show. That clip is hilarious!


I just love the glasses, they pull the gnome together nicely. :D I am a brother-in-large-forehead, though my long hair as of late definitely helps hide it.


Well thank you sir. :) The glasses are going soon though - I've long overdue for a new pair. I had a great new pair last year for two weeks before I lost them in an "accident." :(


Man, I've had trolls leave bruises on me before. While I tend to go for slightly older guys, being molested by grandpa just doesn't do it for me.


Ugh, tell me about it. I do find many older men attractive, but there's a difference between older men and "old men", not to mention that I don't like being grabbed by strangers no matter who or how hot they are.

I will never forget what a nearly 80 year-old man said to me at a party one time. It haunts my nightmares to this very day. :(

[MagGnome]

Hey, I'm all for surrounding myself with friends that have huge foreheads. Zombies are naturally drawn to the excessive skull size, plump with juicy brains. This increases my chance for survival on Z-Day.

Hey now! My gigantic forehead will NOT be used as zombie bait.

It would probably work though; I attract mosquitos like crazy. I'm sure zombies would come running as well.


It peers into my soul

As I move about the room, its eyes follow me.

As a get naked, the eyes engorge.


Haha. The camera was about five inches from my face. I have one more picture from that night, but I think it's kind of awful. I had shaved just a few hours before and my neck was still pretty red - curse my sensitive skin!

[pomeroy]

I will never forget what a nearly 80 year-old man said to me at a party one time. It haunts my nightmares to this very day. :(

How can you say that and then not tell us what he said? It's almost mean, Mags.

[aVaKus]

How can you say that and then not tell us what he said? It's almost mean, Mags.

Yeah, common Mags, share the nightmares :)

[MagGnome]

If you guys insist. :p

I went with some friends to a Memorial Day gathering that they had been invited to. I got there and realized that the three of us were the youngest people there by at least twenty years!

I'm hanging out in the corner, hoping we can leave soon, when this old man approaches me. He was pushing eighty, if not past it.

He walks up to me, inches away from my face, and says "I'll bet you're a fire crotch. I'd love to see that."

I tried to laugh it off and walk away, but then he grabbed me, stuck his mouth up to my ear and said:

"I hear that red heads taste like strawberries" as his hot breath hit my ear.

I felt physically ill, and I grabbed my friends and told them we were leaving.

[KingGorilla]

That is so horrible, everyone knows gingers taste like Red Hots.

[Hellbug]

Pervy old men are always the best, you have just never gotten the guts to get past the wrinkly and dry outside to reach the wrinkly and wet inside.

[Generation ABXY]

O.o

Well, I was going to head to bed soon. But now I'll have to wait until after I've purged that horrific story from my mind...

[pomeroy]

If you guys insist. :p

I went with some friends to a Memorial Day gathering that they had been invited to. I got there and realized that the three of us were the youngest people there by at least twenty years!

I'm hanging out in the corner, hoping we can leave soon, when this old man approaches me. He was pushing eighty, if not past it.

He walks up to me, inches away from my face, and says "I'll bet you're a fire crotch. I'd love to see that."

I tried to laugh it off and walk away, but then he grabbed me, stuck his mouth up to my ear and said:

"I hear that red heads taste like strawberries" as his hot breath hit my ear.

I felt physically ill, and I grabbed my friends and told them we were leaving.

Whoa. That's fucking insane. At least he didn't touch you.

[rinichanraar]

If you guys insist. :p

I went with some friends to a Memorial Day gathering that they had been invited to. I got there and realized that the three of us were the youngest people there by at least twenty years!

I'm hanging out in the corner, hoping we can leave soon, when this old man approaches me. He was pushing eighty, if not past it.

He walks up to me, inches away from my face, and says "I'll bet you're a fire crotch. I'd love to see that."

I tried to laugh it off and walk away, but then he grabbed me, stuck his mouth up to my ear and said:

"I hear that red heads taste like strawberries" as his hot breath hit my ear.

I felt physically ill, and I grabbed my friends and told them we were leaving.

Oh god, that's foul. Especially coming from an 80-year old. :( Unless that 80-year old was Sir Ian McKellen. Then, I wouldn't mind.

[MagGnome]

That is so horrible, everyone knows gingers taste like Red Hots.

Haha, I never thought of that before.

Pervy old men are always the best, you have just never gotten the guts to get past the wrinkly and dry outside to reach the wrinkly and wet inside.

Ick, see my next comment


O.o

Well, I was going to head to bed soon. But now I'll have to wait until after I've purged that horrific story from my mind...

Oh it gets worse. I was at a housewarming party this past Saturday (see my previous photo), and a few people started talking about the old man who said those foul things to me. That's when I learned that he has false teeth and apparently gives a wicked-good blowjob. :mad:

Whoa. That's fucking insane. At least he didn't touch you.

He did touch me, or at least tried to. I've blocked that part out of my memory forever.

Oh god, that's foul. Especially coming from an 80-year old. :( Unless that 80-year old was Sir Ian McKellen. Then, I wouldn't mind.

Oh I wouldn't mind then either. Gandalf/Magneto could whisper in my ear all he wants. ;)

[boratika]

I really need to watch that show. That clip is hilarious!
Yes. Yes you do need to watch that show.
If you guys insist. :p

*Horrific story ensues*

I think I need to take a shower. I'll just grab the ajax and steel wool first.

[rinichanraar]

Oh I wouldn't mind then either. Gandalf/Magneto could whisper in my ear all he wants. ;)

Sir Ian McKellen is just so freakin' cool. He's probably my favorite person over the age of 65. He has an awesome voice, too. I haven't seen Gods and Monsters yet, but I've heard he's fantastic.

[MagGnome]

Yes. Yes you do need to watch that show.


I think I need to take a shower. I'll just grab the ajax and steel wool first.

Haha, glad I could be of service.

I'll definitely check out It's Always Sunny when I catch up on my current show backlog. Right now it's all Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives, with Weeds follow Ugly Betty. Once I'm all caught up I can add another show or two.


Sir Ian McKellen is just so freakin' cool. He's probably my favorite person over the age of 65. He has an awesome voice, too. I haven't seen Gods and Monsters yet, but I've heard he's fantastic.


Agreed, and I also need to see God's and Monsters. We should have a movie night Rini!

[fitbabits]

Oh it gets worse. I was at a housewarming party this past Saturday (see my previous photo), and a few people started talking about the old man who said those foul things to me. That's when I learned that he has false teeth and apparently gives a wicked-good blowjob. :mad:

It's all in the gums, or so I've been told.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

It's all in the gums, or so I've been told.

Glad I have read this thread, and can now officially burn my eyes out. :eek:

[Typical Michael]

Glad I have read this thread, and can now officially burn my eyes out. :eek:

Could be worse.

Could be raining

[rinichanraar]

Agreed, and I also need to see God's and Monsters. We should have a movie night Rini!

Gnomey, I wish you didn't live across the country! :( You, James, and I should move in together and start our sitcom.

It's all in the gums, or so I've been told.

I figured that comment was made because of his false teeth. All he'd have to do is remove them, and there's no tooth-threat!

[mister slim]

It peers into my soul

As I move about the room, its eyes follow me.

As a get naked, the eyes engorge.

If you click the yellow bar he lunges at you.

[mister slim]

Unless that 80-year old was Sir Ian McKellen. Then, I wouldn't mind.

I'm pretty sure no one can turn down Ian McKellen.

[rinichanraar]

I'm pretty sure no one can turn down Ian McKellen.

Haha, you're probably right. Also, he's only 69, which is totally not as bad as 80!

[Typical Michael]

I'm pretty sure no one can turn down Ian McKellen.

Yeah but can you imagine if he turned you down?

"So, Sir Ian, can I come up for the night?"

http://wovennickels.com/Images/YouShallNotPass2.jpg

"You shall not pass!"

[GEge]

C:\Documents and Settings\Don\My Documents\My Pictures\Boomer\Sep05looking good

[GEge]

whoopieess

[pomeroy]

C:\Documents and Settings\Don\My Documents\My Pictures\Boomer\Sep05looking good

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[Siraris]

A few pictures, first my GTA contest submission (hidden due to the size):

http://healyproductions.com/images/GTA.JPG

With my girlfriend on her birthday:
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Dude, are you Tom Higgenson, lead singer of the Plain White Tees?

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I know Tom in real life, and you look just like him. That's carazy!