The Colonizers.

[Alatheia]

I'm working on my jealousy issues, though I fear he's moved onto another special lady since I don't post as much as I used to. :(

Don't worry, he'll always be your BFF, he's just my gay boyfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE) :cool:

[jeffbax]

Whoa! Look out Jeffbax, there's a black hole sneaking up behind you.

I blame the LHC.
I knew the science couldn't be trus....... the rest of this message has been consumed by the singularity
Just keep shaving, every single day, even when you don't have to. Pisses your face off enough it'll start growing just to shut you up. Worked for me.
Haha, I'm working on it, but shaving is such a pain.

[crazyD]

Is there any science behind that shave every day story, or is it an old wives tale? I've been shaving most every day since I turned 18, and my hair still grows in thin and invisible.

[zarathstra]

Is there any science behind that shave every day story, or is it an old wives tale? I've been shaving most every day since I turned 18, and my hair still grows in thin and invisible.

No, not really. The hair that grows back when you shave a formerly hairy area is thicker...but only because its brand new and hasn't had a chance to wear down.

[shodan2020]

I don't know if I've posted a pic in this thread yet... but it's like 114 pages long and i don't have enough time to leaf through it all...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/d34dp00l/meshelbytransport.jpg

Here's me loading pets on an incoming transport to our clinic. I'm the balding guy bending over. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/d34dp00l/mejenn.jpg

Here's me on my 25th birthday with my friend Jenn acting like she's licking my ear. Happy Birthday to me? :)

[mightbe]

No, not really. The hair that grows back when you shave a formerly hairy area is thicker...but only because its brand new and hasn't had a chance to wear down.

The secret is to sandpaper your face every day at noon.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/jiminygemini/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[Thanasimos]

The secret is to sandpaper your face every day at noon.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/jiminygemini/the_more_you_know2.jpg

Really? I just figured the secret was to make sure your balls have dropped. (HEYO) I've had to shave since I was fifteen and a half.

[boratika]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/d34dp00l/mejenn.jpg

Here's me on my 25th birthday with my friend Jenn acting like she's licking my ear. Happy Birthday to me? :)

My, what a delicious looking head you have!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/yummyhead.jpg

[torrefaction]

You seem somewhat upset about what seems to be a pretty attractive girl wanting to lick you.

Priorities.

[Young Al Capone]

Yesterday evening before the casino...
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4753/img0091gnu.jpg


Jus' Kih' http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/685/img0094i.jpg

[shodan2020]

You seem somewhat upset about what seems to be a pretty attractive girl wanting to lick you.

Priorities.

No no, you misread my face. That's how I normally look, I'm actually quite happy in and with that picture.

[Purple Santa]

I have those same sneakers! Mine aren't high tops though.
I need to get a pair. I used to love those sneakers.
Not at all! I still love you Rini. :D
Said like a true PLAYAAA...

I don't know if I've posted a pic in this thread yet... but it's like 114 pages long and i don't have enough time to leaf through it all...



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/d34dp00l/mejenn.jpg

Here's me on my 25th birthday with my friend Jenn acting like she's licking my ear. Happy Birthday to me? :)

Is this a friend with benefits...or like my really hot friends...you get stuck on the friend shelf too? :)

[Purple Santa]

This is for EvsD who has requested a pic of myself. I finally got around to taking one...

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/PurpleSanta/Myobamaconpic.png

[MagGnome]

Nice one. :p

[Purple Santa]

Nice one. :p

Well we all can't be hotties like you Mr. Gnome ;)

[MagGnome]

Well we all can't be hotties like you Mr. Gnome ;)

Good point.

:p

[shodan2020]

Is this a friend with benefits...or like my really hot friends...you get stuck on the friend shelf too? :)

Option B. She's taken, she was just being silly. :)

[Bone]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2644/28/39/1467098273/n1467098273_271170_8066685.jpg
Perry Farrell (!), my wife, myself, and Sl1pstream at this year's SXSW.

[violent]

I probably would have done heroin at that show.

[pomeroy]

Perry Farrell (!),

Jesus Christ. How old is he?

[Bone]

Jesus Christ. How old is he?
Old enough to rock YOU! And his wife is way too hot. I think he's in his 50's anyway.

[Alatheia]

Old enough to rock YOU! And his wife is way too hot. I think he's in his 50's anyway.

Your wife is hotter :p

[pomeroy]

Old enough to rock YOU! And his wife is way too hot. I think he's in his 50's anyway.

It's just strange to think of Perry Farrell as OLD, you know?

[MagGnome]

It's just strange to think of Perry Farrell as OLD, you know?

No more Maggie quote in your sig, eh?

[mister slim]

I don't think you can compete with HST. Even if he's dead.

[civil]

Mags, I think you need to step away from CoG for a while.

Slowly...slowly...like you're backing up into a...well, you know. ;)

[TrackZero]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2644/28/39/1467098273/n1467098273_271170_8066685.jpg
Perry Farrell (!), my wife, myself, and Sl1pstream at this year's SXSW.

I think you three just won the thread. Or at least tied Voodoo for his standoff pic.

[Sandman]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2644/28/39/1467098273/n1467098273_271170_8066685.jpg
Perry Farrell (!), my wife, myself, and Sl1pstream at this year's SXSW.

I already told S|1pstream this but I'll tell you the same : I hate you now....more than you'll ever know. :p At least that's not James Hetfield in that picture.

[torrefaction]

You're right. At least it's not James Hetfield in that picture.

Instead it's someone way more awesome.

[Bone]

Metallica actually had reserved a table at that club that night, and were supposed to be there to see Perry. I can only imagine the hate if it had been them plus Perry we were standing with :)

Also, I noticed that shirt I'm wearing seems to accompany me whenever I get staggeringly, blindly drunk. Maybe it's to blame.

[Bone]

iPhone double post on EDGE network fail.

Please delete this post ;)

[Psykoboy2]

Are you wearing it now, Mr. Double Post?

[Bone]

No, I was actually sitting in a dentist's chair... I hit the post button, and it sat there for five minutes doing nothing, not even spinning the status thing. Naturally I hit it again ;)

[Bone]

Your wife is hotter :pAgreed! I'm just giving Perry (the old man) props for his spousal hotness.

It's just strange to think of Perry Farrell as OLD, you know?Oh, I agree. Out of all the music going on during SXSW, though, his was still some of the freshest, honest, punky music out there. The kids who played before him were vapid and boring. It must be really rough opening for Perry, especially when drunk bastards like me are out there heckling. And I was hardly alone in that.

[mightbe]

Very nice Bone!

Not to detract, but I have pictures of rainbow cake baking (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightbeoutthere/sets/72157615741929440/).

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3373858355_9f3577f38b.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3632/3373858981_04ae262576.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/3374676312_7dc6bcc2dd.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/3373859229_22afa4873e.jpg?v=0

Images of the iced cake and a very faggy centerpiece (complete with fairy coming out of a flower) to follow in the next few days

[MagGnome]

Mags, I think you need to step away from CoG for a while.

Slowly...slowly...like you're backing up into a...well, you know. ;)

Into a lion's den? That is what you meant, right? :p


I've been considering a break, but I worried that Pomoroy will forget me. :(

[Rogue_hunter]

Bone, I do think that is your drinking shirt. It better be making the trip to PAX again. And I saw the pics of Perry Ferrell's wife, she is indeed hot, especially for her age. But I think the best pic is the one you posted, especially because of Wim's drunk expression.

mightbe, I said it before, but your expression in the rainbow cake making picture is still hilarious. Though, it's not quite as awesome as your drunk pic with Bone from PAX.

[Purple Santa]

Option B. She's taken, she was just being silly. :)
Well then it's nice to have hot friends who will be silly with you. You get to show off photos such as these...
Your wife is hotter :p
I was thinking that very same thought...
Into a lion's den? That is what you meant, right? :p


I've been considering a break, but I worried that Pomoroy will forget me. :(

Mags, if you take a break, make sure of course you do a nice "taking a break post" in the Lounge. Ya know...so it's all quiet like. And make sure it's unlike Pomeroy's break...it's real ;)

[Psykoboy2]

If Mags takes a break and Fits comes back....I call shenanigans.

[Bad Buddha]

I need to get a pair.
Look in your wife's purse.

;)

[Ghostbear]

Very nice Bone!

Not to detract, but I have pictures of rainbow cake baking (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightbeoutthere/sets/72157615741929440/).

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3373858355_9f3577f38b.jpg?v=0



Images of the iced cake and a very faggy centerpiece (complete with fairy coming out of a flower) to follow in the next few days

I'm coming over to eat delicious cake.

[LordDon]

If Mags takes a break and Fits comes back....I call shenanigans.

That place with all the crap on the walls?

[zarathstra]

That place with all the crap on the walls?

::pistol whip::

[MagGnome]

Mags, if you take a break, make sure of course you do a nice "taking a break post" in the Lounge. Ya know...so it's all quiet like. And make sure it's unlike Pomeroy's break...it's real ;)

I'd probably just sneak out quietly, but a big goodbye thread isn't out of the question. :p


If Mags takes a break and Fits comes back....I call shenanigans.

Now that you've discovered my secret, you must be terminated.

[Jackel]

Metallica actually had reserved a table at that club that night, and were supposed to be there to see Perry. I can only imagine the hate if it had been them plus Perry we were standing with :)

Also, I noticed that shirt I'm wearing seems to accompany me whenever I get staggeringly, blindly drunk. Maybe it's to blame.

I knew I'd seen that shirt before.

edit: Here's a pic of my Daughter and I while watching Bone's performance on Google Video.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3383174829_a723390932.jpg?v=0

[Whunpo]

My zit covered mug.
http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2644/75/10/1003041627/n1003041627_353791_2902293.jpg

It's me with a bike frame a bought a few weeks ago. EvD wanted pics, and I took one with myself in it.
Anyway, I shaved off the mane. I haven't had hair this short since I was 9. It's odd.

[Sandman]

The library where I work has a blog and posts photos often of just things around the library....so this is where I work.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/3047539605_d749d21d00.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/3056434191_f3b8dde6b9.jpg?v=0

this is the desk I'm sitting at now....that's not me though

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3342036650_980bfd33a3.jpg?v=0

and here's a random hallway with some random books

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3595/3382313040_cb378a3f84.jpg?v=0

I didn't take these images, just posting them.

[civil]

That looks like a fucking awesome place to work.

[Sandman]

That looks like a fucking awesome place to work.

It is, I'm just starting my 5th year here as of last month. Although officially it's only been 2.5 years because I was part time for some of that.

[pomeroy]

And make sure it's unlike Pomeroy's break...it's real ;)

Compared to the amount of time I was spending here, this does amount to a break.

[MagGnome]

That looks like a nice library Sandman. We have a nice one here downtown that just opened a few years ago.

[Superman's Dead]

Wow. That is an epic library Sandman. I am awed.

Your daughter is adorable, Jackel, and I'll throw my 'adorable picture' hat into the ring...Last week I was playing T-ball with my girlfriend's niece.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/wheredidmywingsgo/Taylor1.jpg

[MagGnome]

Wow. That is an epic library Sandman. I am awed.

Your daughter is adorable, Jackel, and I'll throw my 'adorable picture' hat into the ring...Last week I was playing T-ball with my girlfriend's niece.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/wheredidmywingsgo/Taylor1.jpg

Adorable indeed!

Oh, the little girl is cute too. :p

[LordDon]

It's been a while since I attention-whored in this thread. Earth Hour party this last weekend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/seenoevil.jpg

[mightbe]

I knew I'd seen that shirt before.

edit: Here's a pic of my Daughter and I while watching Bone's performance on Google Video.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3383174829_a723390932.jpg?v=0

SO FUCKING CUTE!

Who's the baby?

[mightbe]

It's been a while since I attention-whored in this thread. Earth Hour party this last weekend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/seenoevil.jpg

How much do you pay your junk protector per day?

I've been considering hiring one but the jobbers around here want benefits and shit. I'm not made out of money!

[Thanasimos]

How much do you pay your junk protector per day?

I've been considering hiring one but the jobbers around here want benefits and shit. I'm not made out of money!

You seem to misunderstand; LordDon is the kind of person that gets paid to have his junk protected.

[Ancalagon]

Excuse me while I muffle inappropriate, rude laughter.


I can't stop growing the damn stuff. Maybe I should donate you some follicles.

Are you gonna do a Cartman and sell your pubes to some poor kid?

EDIT: Or at least a Scott Tenorman. Be wary of donkeys and chili though.

[MagGnome]

You seem to misunderstand; LordDon is the kind of person that gets paid to have his junk protected.

He's a true PIMP.

[pronounconnoun]

How much do you pay your junk protector per day?

I've been considering hiring one but the jobbers around here want benefits and shit. I'm not made out of money!

I'd like to see him play sports with that cup. Wait, that doesn't sound right...

[Zero]

Me and Jonathan Coulton:
http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr213/egomez2814/SSPX0097.jpg

From about three hours ago actually.

[LordDon]

Thanasimos and Mags know where it's at. Also: I hate you as much as the day is long, Zero.

[Rock Bandit]

Thanasimos and Mags know where it's at. Also: I hate you as much as the day is long, Zero.

To clarify; he's not jealous of Zero hanging with JoCo, LordDon just hates Mexicans.

[civil]

To clarify; he's not jealous of Zero hanging with JoCo, LordDon just hates Mexicans.
Phew! I was getting worried for a minute there.

Gotta keep up the Beaner Hate.

[LordDon]

Gotta keep up the Beaner Hate.

They won't hate themselves, you know!

[civil]

They won't hate themselves, you know!
Oh, we do. We do.

We've almost caught up with the Jews! I'm changing my name to Woody Allchez.

[Zero]

They won't hate themselves, you know!

Dude, we're mostly Catholic. Self-loathing is all we know.

[MagGnome]

To clarify; he's not jealous of Zero hanging with JoCo, LordDon just hates Mexicans.

Doesn't everyone? :confused:

[Squidbot]

Charlton Heston doesn't?

[Young Al Capone]

I don't hate all mexicans...

[Xerxes]

I don't hate all mexicans...

Just most of them right?

[Xerxes]

Or....
I don't hate all mexicans...
Fixed that for you... :D

[Young Al Capone]

I don't get it...

[civil]

It's a Black thing. Us Browns wouldn't understand.

[Young Al Capone]

I am just glad someone remembered that I am brown.

[MagGnome]

It's getting a little racist up in here. Um, white power?

[Bone]

Mags, as a white man the proper thing to do is hate yourself. We're the root cause of all racism, as you know. I think we have at least 200 more years of self-imposed guilt before we can stop giving a fuck.

God I hate Mayans.

[Zero]

Mags, as a white man the proper thing to do is hate yourself. We're the root cause of all racism, as you know. I think we have at least 200 more years of self-imposed guilt before we can stop giving a fuck.

God I hate Mayans.

Hey! Get back to making it as easy as possible to scam the government out of welfare for me and my two non-existent kids!

[MagGnome]

Mags, as a white man the proper thing to do is hate yourself. We're the root cause of all racism, as you know. I think we have at least 200 more years of self-imposed guilt before we can stop giving a fuck.

God I hate Mayans.

I do hate myself, trust me. My white guilt is in full on Turbo Mode.

[Bad Buddha]

Mags, as a white man the proper thing to do is hate yourself. We're the root cause of all racism, as you know. I think we have at least 200 more years of self-imposed guilt before we can stop giving a fuck.
Speak for yourself! I freed all my slaves back in the 70's! Gave them all a pig and a cast iron fry pan, too. My conscience is clear as a Irishman's beer glass.

;)

[zarathstra]

I do hate myself, trust me. My white guilt is in full on Turbo Mode.

It must be nice to experience guilt naturally. My body doesn't produce guilt on its own, so in order to be a proper white dude, I have to have guilt injections every 2 weeks. Its terrible!

[quidmonkey]

It must be nice to experience guilt naturally. My body doesn't produce guilt on its own, so in order to be a proper white dude, I have to have guilt injections every 2 weeks. Its terrible!

The hypodermic being provided by your local non-white pusher, of course.

[Young Al Capone]

God I love this place.

[MagGnome]

It must be nice to experience guilt naturally. My body doesn't produce guilt on its own, so in order to be a proper white dude, I have to have guilt injections every 2 weeks. Its terrible!

Have you tried smoking your guilt instead? You don't have to worry about track marks that way.

[DylonCorp]

Have you tried smoking your guilt instead? You don't have to worry about track marks that way.

That's why you shoot between your toes.

Wait, what?

[civil]

It's getting a little racist up in here. Um, white powder?
Yeah, that's it. Hmm mm. Just a little taste for free, then it'll cost you Gnome.

Yeaaahhh, take a big whiff baby. That's it.

[Rakael]

I really need some white powder right now.

BC powder. Just mowed the grass and have a sinus headache from hell.

[Zero]

I really need some white powder right now.

BC powder. Just mowed the grass and have a sinus headache from hell.

Brick Cocaine powder? 'Cuz we're Mexican not Colombian.

[civil]

Just mowed the grass and have a sinus headache from hell.
Where I come from that either means you had sex with a goat or smoked a dead squirrel.

I don't know you well enough to know which would surprise me more.

[Xerxes]

Brick Cocaine powder? 'Cuz we're Mexican not Colombian.

In Soviet Mexico cocaine is cut with baby formula!

[Rakael]

Where I come from that either means you had sex with a goat or smoked a dead squirrel.

I don't know you well enough to know which would surprise me more.

You mean it is wrong to fuck a goat while toking a squirrel head in my bong?

Shit, someone should'a told me.

[zarathstra]

Have you tried smoking your guilt instead? You don't have to worry about track marks that way.

I tried that, but I ended up smelling like Oppression all day. Not pleasant, lemme tell ya.

[violent]

So who do we hate finally?

[MagGnome]

Yeah, that's it. Hmm mm. Just a little taste for free, then it'll cost you Gnome.

Yeaaahhh, take a big whiff baby. That's it.

I had to go back and make sure that I didn't actually type "powDer" in my original post. Thanks for that.

I bought mangoes and strawberries at the co-op today. Tell your people I said thanks! :p

[DylonCorp]

So who do we hate finally?

This guy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Powder.jpg

[boratika]

I had to go back and make sure that I didn't actually type "powDer" in my original post. Thanks for that.

I bought mangoes and strawberries at the co-op today. Tell your people I said thanks! :p

You won't be thanking them once those mangoes and strawberries take your job.

[MagGnome]

You won't be thanking them once those mangoes and strawberries take your job.

My company prefers outsourcing to India rather than Mexico.

[mister slim]

I'm not sure it's any better to have your job taken by mangoes and chickpeas.

[MagGnome]

I'm not sure it's any better to have your job taken by mangoes and chickpeas.

Who said anything about chickpeas?

Mmmmmm, hummus and falafel.

[mister slim]

I know how you love the chicks.

Chickpeas are common in Indian cuisine.

[MagGnome]

I know how you love the chicks.

Chickpeas are common in Indian cuisine.

Yeah, that was total fail on my part.

Mmmm, chana masala.

[Bad Buddha]

It's been a while. I've made some changes so I thought I'd toss some pictures up.

Your old friend, Bad Buddha:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3374/badbuddha.jpg

Hide your womenfolk! The new and improved Evil Buddha:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7854/evilbuddha.jpg

Of course, that picture is a "re-creation" of the "Evil Bad Buddha" from um... Episode, um... THIRTY-SEVEN... uhh... called... "The Enemy Within." (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml)

And of course since every evil mastermind needs a cat: Another picture of Mac.
Just because he's so damned awesome!

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7719/evilmac.jpg

[MagGnome]

That is one laid back cat.

[Sazime]

The Bad? It's in his beard.

[Bad Buddha]

That is one laid back cat.
He can afford to be: He's 18 pounds of hissing, spitting, arched-back vitriol!

He's 15 years old next month so he pretty much gets his way.

This is why my legs often fall asleep when I'm gaming. Some times he'll hop up and sit in your lap and if you try to move him, he'll start growling and hissing at you. He's the feline equivalent of the 800 lb gorilla!

The Bad? It's in his beard.
Is Evil Bad Buddha a double negative?

Does that make me a Good Buddha?

I'll never live it down with the other anthropological evil deities! :mad:

[mightbe]

Evil and bad aren't the same thing! One gets a spanking, the other an exorcism.

[MagGnome]

The question is which one Buddha would prefer. ;)

That sounds like one bossy feline! She knows she's head of the house.

[Purple Santa]

Well thanks to BB I know what my goatee is going to look like when it's fully grown. Of course it looks great on him...

[Squidbot]

Well thanks to Mags I know what my goatse is going to look like when it's fully grown. Of course it looks great on him...

I'm sorry, I had to. I know. I'll go to the naughty step.

[Jackel]

A future colonist ;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3567/3436416573_8c2eaa5199.jpg?v=0

[pronounconnoun]

Well thanks to BB I know what my goatee is going to look like when it's fully grown. Of course it looks great on him...

I think I can grow a beard like that if I stop shaving until I hit Buddha's age.

Edit:

@ Jackel

Adorablé!

[Bad Buddha]

A future colonist ;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3567/3436416573_8c2eaa5199.jpg?v=0
This one's Cute Fu is strong!!!

However; After raising 3 kids, I can envision this cute little offspring having at least one scar right at the hairline due to this table!

[civil]

However; After raising 3 kids, I can envision this cute little offspring having at least one scar right at the hairline due to this table!
I agree. This child endangerment is giving me a touch of the vapors!

[MagGnome]

I'm sorry, I had to. I know. I'll go to the naughty step.

Yeah, that was pretty sad. :p


I agree. This child endangerment is giving me a touch of the vapors!

Are you sure that wasn't last nights Indian food?


Cute kid!

[Sandman]

repost from WWE thread :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/RAW041309.jpg

This is me at last night's RAW....I'm in the red and blue Braves hat immediately to the right of HHH.

attendance was 16,431

[Psykoboy2]

repost from WWE thread :

This is me at last night's RAW....I'm in the red and blue Braves hat immediately to the right of HHH.

attendance was 16,431

And since this isn't the WWE thread, HHH would be the guy in the black shirt with a beard and belt.

[civil]

I want to know who the guy between the crotch and the mic is. He doesn't look like he's having Wrestling Fun.

[Purple Santa]

I want to know who the guy between the crotch and the mic is. He doesn't look like he's having Wrestling Fun.

I was hoping that was Sandman ;)

[torrefaction]

Yep. Wrestling. TOTALLY STRAIGHT.

[Xerxes]

I was hoping that was Sandman ;)

Are you the one giving his threads one star? LMAO :D

[pronounconnoun]

repost from WWE thread :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/djsandman/RAW041309.jpg

This is me at last night's RAW....I'm in the red and blue Braves hat immediately to the right of HHH.

attendance was 16,431

Why are you looking off to the side? Is someone coming with a metallic chair?

[torrefaction]

I give that picture one star.

[Xerxes]

I give that picture one star.

I so wanted to make that joke. :D

[MagGnome]

Yep. Wrestling. TOTALLY STRAIGHT.

I don't know a single gay man who watches "professional" wrestling.

Then again I'm rather picky when it comes to friends. ;)

[Bad Buddha]

I don't know a single gay man who watches "professional" wrestling.
But how many of them participate? ;)

[violent]

I don't know a single gay man who watches "professional" wrestling.

Then again I'm rather picky when it comes to friends. ;)

I'm assuming there is a difference between being openly gay and denial gay. I would guess Wrestling is wrought with the latter.

[MagGnome]

But how many of them participate? ;)

Ha! That's a good question.


I'm assuming there is a difference between being openly gay and denial gay. I would guess Wrestling is wrought with the latter.


Good point. As I said I'm rather picky when it comes to friends, but there is definitely a lot of homoeroticism in "professional" wrestling.

[violent]

Good point. As I said I'm rather picky when it comes to friends, but there is definitely a lot of homoeroticism in "professional" wrestling.

I hate to correct you but there is nothing homoerotic about 2 greasy men gripping each other and tossing each other around while thousands of men cheer on. Sorry.

[MagGnome]

I hate to correct you but there is nothing homoerotic about 2 greasy men gripping each other and tossing each other around while thousands of men cheer on. Sorry.

It's homoerotic in the sense that two flamboyantly dressed men rubbing against each other is both gay and sexual, not in the sense that it is actually arousing. :p

[violent]

It's homoerotic in the sense that two flamboyantly dressed men rubbing against each other is both gay and sexual, not in the sense that it is actually arousing. :p

That's gay? Really? I need to change some plans.

[Bone]

That's gay? Really? I need to change some plans.No more gay than the balls on your chin, dude. Don't let these haters dilute your machismo.

[violent]

No more gay than the balls on your chin, dude. Don't let these haters dilute your machismo.

Bullshit. Maybe sweaty guys manhandling each other is gay but man balls on the face isn't. My dad told me so.

[torrefaction]

No more gay than the balls on your chin, dude. Don't let these haters dilute your machismo.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/epic.png

[MagGnome]

That's gay? Really? I need to change some plans.

No, it's not gay at all. Don't change your plans on account of me. Just send me video. ;)

[Psykoboy2]

Yep. Wrestling. TOTALLY STRAIGHT.

Aw come on man...he didn't bust up into your fetish party thread and crap on it, did he?

[torrefaction]

Aw come on man...he didn't bust up into your fetish party thread and crap on it, did he?

I didn't go in his wrestling thread either! There was a wrestling picture in the Colonist thread. There are very few things I crack with an almost instant reaction. Wrestling just happens to be one of them.

[Slack3r78]

Aw come on man...he didn't bust up into your fetish party thread and crap on it, did he?
That just would have turned torre on.

[Bad Buddha]

We're talking about homoerotic?

Here's a young Buddha in leather pants. Hot sweaty leather pants!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1497/alberta.jpg

These were taken on my first trip to Sturgis in 1993.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3747/sturgis93.jpg

Posted this elsewhere, but I feel the need to keep the absurdity level up.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9292/evilmustache.jpg

Exploring my inner-Dali.

[Bone]

More like your inner-Ron Jeremy, amirite?

Legendary pics, Buddha.

Here's me last weekend at our CD release party in Houston.
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee153/_B_o_n_e_/Me/wailin.jpg

[civil]

These were taken on my first trip to Sturgis in 1993.
Liar. With that gear we know where you were really heading (http://www.imrl.com/). NSFW and possibly NSFSC (Not Suitable For Sexual Confidence) if you've been looking at your mailman funny.

[Zero]

We're talking about homoerotic?

These were taken on my first trip to Sturgis in 1993.



This picture needs a Winchester.

[Purple Santa]

Are you the one giving his threads one star? LMAO :D

Only your threads you are selling stuff in ;)

[Xerxes]

If I was Bad Buddha, I'd leave the curl up stache on forever.

[civil]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Misc/AR.jpg

Me and the Lady Friend getting our drunk on. Apparently I am a bored person.

[pomeroy]

Those glasses are amazing.

[civil]

Those glasses are amazing.
Mine? Hers?

I picked both of them out, so my ego is stroked either way!

[MagGnome]

They are both nice. I used to have glasses very similar to hers.

[civil]

They are both nice. I used to have glasses very similar to hers.
I would hope so, she bought them at Visionary Optical in your town. :p

[MagGnome]

I would hope so, she bought them at Visionary Optical in your town. :p

You realize that there is more than one optical shop in Minneapolis, right?


We have at least two or three. :p

[Doctor Setebos]

I don't know if it's appropriate to post this photo of my kids amongst all the racist and gay talk, but I'll post it anyways and see what happens. :D

So here's a picture of my future Colonists in their favorite shirts. Caleb (6) on the left, and Alex (3) on the right.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3245461240_060c2e3c9d.jpg

[Bad Buddha]

If I was Bad Buddha, I'd leave the curl up stache on forever.
It's tempting. My father sported a handlebar for a while and he was Concentrated Essence of Awesome.

However, it's a bit disconcerting when everyone in the family laughs every time they look at you.

My wife, daughter and I were watching Extreme Home Makeover last week (I was trying to read!). The father of the family that they were building for had advanced brain cancer. At the end of the show they announced that he had died 3 days after they turned over the house to the family. My daughter hadn't heard that and asked me what happened. I told her that he had died 3 days after they got the house, she looked at me and burst out laughing.

Harsh! :(

[civil]

Those are some damn cute kids, Doc.

That better not be shag carpeting in the background. ;)

[Zero]

I don't know if it's appropriate to post this photo of my kids amongst all the racist and gay talk, but I'll post it anyways and see what happens. :D

So here's a picture of my future Colonists in their favorite shirts. Caleb (6) on the left, and Alex (3) on the right.



The one on the left is gay and the one on the right is racist. Also, both adorable.

[DylonCorp]

I wore the exact same outfit as your son Caleb yesterday, instead of a blue SMG tshirt it was a blue "Don't hate the player" tshirt.

Maybe I should start buying close more befitting a thirty year old, instead of six.

[MagGnome]

The one on the left is gay and the one on the right is racist. Also, both adorable.

He is wearing a Mr. Gay shirt after all.

[Generation ABXY]

He is wearing a Mr. Gay shirt after all.

...I think that was the joke. See, the other one is wearing a shirt about a racing game.

[MagGnome]

...I think that was the joke. See, the other one is wearing a shirt about a racing game.

Yeah, yeah, thanks for pointing that out. :p

[Nightfall]

I figured this would be as good as place to introduce myself as any as there is not an "Introduce yourself" forum.

I'm on my 360 most of the time, PC some of the time, and I like to stare at my SNES while doing both. :p

Anyway, here I am. Let the gay and racist jokes begin. Apparently. ;)

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1425/3/110/500800238/n500800238_2225984_5783.jpg

[axion]

Which chick are you? Welcome!

[LordDon]

Dammit axion, I was going to ask "Pink or Cream shirt?"

[Nightfall]

Which chick are you?

The one in the middle. Surgery has been pretty successful so far.

[axion]

Congrats, so does this make you a lesbian?

[Nightfall]

If I'm a chick I'm definitely not straight, so yes.

[civil]

Huh. The new guy brings colorized B&W photos.

We've now reached DEFCON 1 Gay: Special Photoshop Alert. Not even Mags can get us out of this one.

[Nightfall]

I wasn't aware that a colorized B&W picture made me inherently gay.

Better?

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1425/3/110/500800238/n500800238_2225987_6750.jpg

[Bad Buddha]

Anyway, here I am. Let the gay and racist jokes begin. Apparently. ;)

If we're going to present the proper racist slurs, we need to know your racial background. You look awfully white!

"France! I choose you!"

Goddamned cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Glad we got that out of the way. Welcome! :D

[Nightfall]

Goddamned cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Glad we got that out of the way. Welcome! :D

Thanks for the welcome.

Mmmm.... cheese.

[DylonCorp]

Bon Jurr, froggy.

[torrefaction]

So is that your pimp?

WTF, A blow up goat? I hope that's not anatomically correct.

[shunoshi]

I wasn't aware that a colorized B&W picture made me inherently gay.

Better?

Well, now you have your arm wrapped around a large black man. Your straight argument is looking pretty weak. ;)

WTF, A blow up goat? I hope that's not anatomically correct.

HAHA! I didn't even notice the inflatable animal!!! :eek:

[Nightfall]

So is that your pimp?

WTF, A blow up goat? I hope that's not anatomically correct.

No idea, it's not my house in that pic.

My pimp? I'm rofling all over the place. Good one.

[torrefaction]

Poor new gay.

GUY...I MEANT GUY.

[Nightfall]

Poor new gay.

GUY...I MEANT GUY.

Oh noes! His arm is on his buddies shoulder! He *must* love teh cawk...

Obviously...

[shunoshi]

Well, if you survive this barrage, Nightfall, you'll fit in alright here. :cool:

[torrefaction]

Oh noes! His arm is on his buddies shoulder! He *must* love teh cawk...

Obviously...

You totally set yourself up. Welcome to the community man :)

[Generation ABXY]

It's strange, you seem almost annoyed by it, even though you invited it in your first post. Then again, I could be reading you wrong; text is tricky like that.

[Nightfall]

It's strange, you seem almost annoyed by it, even though you invited it in your first post. Then again, I could be reading you wrong; text is tricky like that.

ROFL not at all. It's just text written by people i'll never meet, after all. :p

...and I'm finding out what I can get away with here anyway. ;)

[Bone]

Never say never. A great many of us have gotten very drunk with each other. At least, I have gotten very drunk with many of the people here :)

[Ghostbear]

Never say never. A great many of us have gotten very drunk with each other. At least, I have gotten very drunk with many of the people here :)

Yes, yes you have.

[Bad Buddha]

Never say never. A great many of us have gotten very drunk with each other. At least, I have gotten very drunk with many of the people here :)
Only one, I'm one riding my motorcycle.

[Serapth]

Since we are breaking out the kid picks, this is my daugther, taken about an hour ago.

http://www.flexamail.net/GetImage.ashx?id=293

[torrefaction]

I always forgot there's someone else with Serapth's DNA out there.

That can't be good, even if she is a cute kid.

[Bad Buddha]

Since we are breaking out the kid picks, this is my daugther, taken about an hour ago.

My daughter can beat your daughter up! ...and eat her brains. :o

Well, I usually don't post pictures of my family, but this one has been all over the internet.

What's left of my daughter after the zombie uprising last year.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/817/zombiegirl.jpg

She's feeling much better!

[Bone]

You should be proud. You raised a beautiful young zombie.

[torrefaction]

Buddha is Patient Zero. KILL HIM.

[Nightfall]

Why would Buddha raise a zombie? Isn't that quite the opposite? ;)

[Bone]

The Buddha passes no judgment. He raises the zombie as his own.

[Nightfall]

The Buddha passes no judgment. He raises the zombie as his own.

Touche

(Don't feel like busting out the character map)

[Bad Buddha]

Buddha is Patient Zero. KILL HIM.
Don't get any on you!

[Serapth]

Ok, Buddha, you raised a cool kid.

[civil]

Since we are breaking out the kid picks, this is my daugther, taken about an hour ago.
Well, at least now we know what our future Tyrannical Overlordess will look like.

[MagGnome]

Huh. The new guy brings colorized B&W photos.

We've now reached DEFCON 1 Gay: Special Photoshop Alert. Not even Mags can get us out of this one.

Even I don't know how to make those photos, but I do know that they look tacky. Does that help?

Welcome aboard Nightfall! I like your avatar and your username.

Well, now you have your arm wrapped around a large black man. Your straight argument is looking pretty weak. ;)

He appears to be taking a page out of the Adam Blue playbook. :D

[Bad Buddha]

The Buddha passes no judgment. He raises the zombie as his own.
Well, she didn't look like that when I sent her off to NYC!
Even I don't know how to make those photos.
That's because you're not that gay.

[MagGnome]

That's because you're not that gay.

Everyone who knows me will tell you that I am quite butch. ;)

[Bad Buddha]

Why would Buddha raise a zombie? Isn't that quite the opposite? ;)
I'm a Bad Buddha!

[Nightfall]

That's because you're not that gay.

:D ....oh wait.... :(

[Nightfall]

I'm a Bad Buddha!

Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Serapth]

Well, at least now we know what our future Tyrannical Overlordess will look like.

Damned right, she already runs this household...

[civil]

Isn't that an oxymoron?
Rule #1 of CoG: Don't use more than two syllables per word.

Rule #2 of CoG: Don't let on to BB that he's dumb. It's a secret round these parts - poor guy grew up thinking eating your own shit was normal.

EDIT: Serapth, uh put in a good word for me, will ya? You know...so I don't get stuck with some shit job when she takes over.

[pronounconnoun]

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Not necessarily. Buddha is just someone who has reached enlightenment in the form of pure evil. Makes sense. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhisattva)

[Nightfall]

Rule #1 of CoG: Don't use more than two syllables per word.
Isn't syllables itself more than two syllables?

Rule #2 of CoG: Don't let on to BB that he's dumb. It's a secret round these parts - poor guy grew up thinking eating your own shit was normal.
:D

[rinichanraar]

Huh. The new guy brings colorized B&W photos.

We've now reached DEFCON 1 Gay: Special Photoshop Alert. Not even Mags can get us out of this one.
Even I don't know how to make those photos
He appears to be taking a page out of the Adam Blue playbook. :D

God, everyone's so hilarious today. I am pleased.

[Serapth]

Rule #1 of CoG: Don't use more than two syllables per word.

Rule #2 of CoG: Don't let on to BB that he's dumb. It's a secret round these parts - poor guy grew up thinking eating your own shit was normal.

EDIT: Serapth, uh put in a good word for me, will ya? You know...so I don't get stuck with some shit job when she takes over.

She will implement a world where everyone must play the role of a stereotype.

That means you have a choice of two jobs. Gangster or deep dish pizza maker.

[torrefaction]

I thought civil was Mexican? Doesn't that mean thief or strawberry picker?

[MagGnome]

I thought civil was Mexican? Doesn't that mean thief or strawberry picker?

Actually it means both.

[torrefaction]

Dey took our jerbs!

[Siraris]

Man I miss you guys.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s242/kojaked/2630_1102497327491_1378459457_30444.jpg

I know this is old, but I haven't looked at this thread in a while. I thought you had posted a pic of one of the Jonas brothers

http://www.oceanup.com/2008/12/06/joe-curly.JPG

[MagGnome]

I know this is old, but I haven't looked at this thread in a while. I thought you had posted a pic of one of the Jonas brothers

http://www.oceanup.com/2008/12/06/joe-curly.JPG

Kojak is about as far from a virgin as you can get.

[civil]

That means you have a choice of two jobs. Gangster or deep dish pizza maker.
I...uh...

I thought civil was Mexican? Doesn't that mean thief or strawberry picker?
...well, yeah but...

Actually it means both.
...that isn't...um...

I lose. :(





Wait a minute, I will eventually be living off of your taxes, especially when CanUniMexi finally happens. Ha ha! I win motherfuckers!

[Xerxes]

I always forgot there's someone else with Serapth's DNA out there.

That can't be good, even if she is a cute kid.

Who else is he going to give his rainbow jacket too? :p

[MagGnome]

Wait a minute, I will eventually be living off of your taxes, especially when CanUniMexi finally happens. Ha ha! I win motherfuckers!

While staying at your place in September I'm going to pee in your pickles and rub my ass on your pillows. I win!!



Crap, maybe I shouldn't have let you know that.

[civil]

While staying at your place in September I'm going to pee in your pickles and rub my ass on your pillows. I win!!



Crap, maybe I shouldn't have let you know that.
Oh, we expected that. We've got other gay friends you know.

[MagGnome]

Oh, we expected that. We've got other gay friends you know.

It's just one of those gay things! Like buttsex and interior design.

[civil]

It's just one of those gay things! Like buttsex and interior design.
Again, having gay friends we know that so we're stocking up on KY and paint swatches.

[boratika]

Oh noes! His arm is on his buddies shoulder! He *must* love teh cawk...

Obviously...

Methinks the (french) lady doth protest too much.

My daughter can beat your daughter up! ...and eat her brains. :o

Well, I usually don't post pictures of my family, but this one has been all over the internet.

What's left of my daughter after the zombie uprising last year.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/817/zombiegirl.jpg

She's feeling much better!

That's the kind of photo that really lets a father rest well assured in the knowledge that he has raised his daughter right.

[mister slim]

I can just imagine the anatomy lessons: "Honey, this part of the throat is the jugular. Bite here."

[H.Bogard]

Rule #1 of CoG: Don't use more than two syllables per word.

Rule #2 of CoG: Don't let on to BB that he's dumb. It's a secret round these parts - poor guy grew up thinking eating your own shit was normal.

EDIT: Serapth, uh put in a good word for me, will ya? You know...so I don't get stuck with some shit job when she takes over.

I find it exasperating that despite thorough reading, I couldn't find any tri-syllabic (or bigger) words in this post (aside from syllable itself).

I hate you, in other words.

[MagGnome]

Again, having gay friends we know that so we're stocking up on KY and paint swatches.

KY? You really are straight!


Not to mention cheap.

[Alatheia]

KY? You really are straight!


Not to mention cheap.

Mags, I <3 you!

[Purple Santa]

I figured this would be as good as place to introduce myself as any as there is not an "Introduce yourself" forum.

I'm on my 360 most of the time, PC some of the time, and I like to stare at my SNES while doing both. :p

Anyway, here I am. Let the gay and racist jokes begin. Apparently. ;)

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1425/3/110/500800238/n500800238_2225984_5783.jpg

Welcome to CoG!

Nice friends btw :).

[Kielaran]

While staying at your place in September I'm going to pee in your pickles and rub my ass on your pillows. I win!!

Somehow I highly doubt this. I could never imagine Mags defiling a jar of pickles. Eating them all, maybe, but not defiling them.

[MagGnome]

Somehow I highly doubt this. I could never imagine Mags defiling a jar of pickles. Eating them all, maybe, but not defiling them.

Damn, you saw right through my ruse. I could never defile a pickle, although I could certainly eat every last one in the jar. :o

[Bad Buddha]

Rule #2 of CoG: Don't let on to BB that he's dumb. It's a secret round these parts - poor guy grew up thinking eating your own shit was normal.
Well this is nice.

Fuck you very much!

[pseudopseudo]

Well this is nice.

Fuck you very much!

Is it bad that in replying to Rule #2, you obeyed Rule #1?

Maybe I'm dumb, but I thought that was pretty funny. :D

[civil]

Well this is nice.

Fuck you very much!
Wouldn't you rather find out from us than some random pimply-faced teen working at Starbucks?

Is it bad that in replying to Rule #2, you obeyed Rule #1?

Maybe I'm dumb, but I thought that was pretty funny. :D
Hey, we all gotta play the game.

[MagGnome]

Hey, we all gotta play the game.

Don't hate da playa...

[Jackel]

Me on a recent hike / showshoe trip. It is all in preparation for Lost Planet 2.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3455819739_62c9ed44ca.jpg?v=0

[pronounconnoun]

Me on a recent hike / showshoe trip. It is all in preparation for Lost Planet 2.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3455819739_62c9ed44ca.jpg?v=0

This picture is ten different shades of bad ass.

[shunoshi]

This picture is ten different shades of bad ass.

Haha, yeah, notice how he's standing above the bridge railings. Now that's some serious snow! :cool:

[Jackel]

Haha, yeah, notice how he's standing above the bridge railings. Now that's some serious snow! :cool:

Gotta love Alaska lol.

[mister slim]

It's very action movie. Jackel is clearly about to go rescue the love interest from the evil English mastermind, kicking ass the whole way.

[hunterx280]

Here is the only pic I have with me right now. It's me and the wife on our wedding day.

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/picture.php?albumid=58&pictureid=354

[TrackZero]

Me on a recent hike / showshoe trip. It is all in preparation for Lost Planet 2.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3455819739_62c9ed44ca.jpg?v=0

Nice snow armor sir. As another Canadian, I'm extremely jealous.

[TrackZero]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Misc/AR.jpg

Me and the Lady Friend getting our drunk on. Apparently I am a bored person.

The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

[Jackel]

Nice snow armor sir. As another Canadian, I'm extremely jealous.

I'm sure your snow armor is of quality design as well. I'd LOVE for you to post some pics of your setup :p

Talk is cheap...put up the goods.

[civil]

Oh man TrackZero that makes me want to get high. For some reason I only seem to watch that movie stoned.

[Alatheia]

Here is the only pic I have with me right now. It's me and the wife on our wedding day.

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/picture.php?albumid=58&pictureid=354

Well here's another of you and your wife :cool:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3643/3355979940_34e1b42055.jpg

[pomeroy]

That's an awesome picture, Alatheia.

[Young Al Capone]

Seriously though, that picture is double awesome...

From here on out, as far as hunter should be concerned, that is the only picture of him.

[Alatheia]

That's an awesome picture, Alatheia.

Seriously though, that picture is double awesome...

From here on out, as far as hunter should be concerned, that is the only picture of him.

It was staged too. Granted the game did work after that... he was all "hey, take a picture of this!"

[MagGnome]

That is a pretty sweet picture.

[H.Bogard]

Well here's another of you and your wife :cool:
*pic*

Mario 3.

Awesomeness confirmed.

[Lint of Death]

Lot o' beards 'round here...
Xe3Vsbsb33Q

[Generation ABXY]

Huh, I actually liked her voice, but that song was a bit...odd. What exactly is one doing when they stumble across such a thing?

[Lint of Death]

Huh, I actually liked her voice, but that song was a bit...odd. What exactly is one doing when they stumble across such a thing?

Full train:
xkcdsucks.blogspot.com -> (new tab)
Comments on comic 572 -> (new tab)
xkcd's lousy guest comic (http://wondermark.com/guest-randall/) for Wondermark -> (scroll down)
"Missives" post about products sold at beardhead.com -> (new tab)
beardhead website -> (close tab)
finally notice the video on Wondermark's site

Thanks, tabbed browsing! Couldn't have meandered that without you :p

[Serapth]

Thanks, tabbed browsing! Couldn't have meandered that without you :p

Oh, the hours of my life that Tab Browsing + Wikipedia have cost me. I love wiki surfing for hours at a time, just to see where the fuck it all ends up.

Start off reading about Rasputin and some how end up reading about the mormon settlers of Salt Lake City, which of course veers off into a filmology of Ryan Renolds, which of course includes the film 13 Ghosts, a remake of a William Castle film, who had a breif non-speaking role in Roman Polanski's Rosemary's Baby, which.... well, on the subject of Roman Polanksi, it becomes NSFW.

[H.Bogard]

Oh, the hours of my life that Tab Browsing + Wikipedia have cost me. I love wiki surfing for hours at a time, just to see where the fuck it all ends up.

Start off reading about Rasputin and some how end up reading about the mormon settlers of Salt Lake City, which of course veers off into a filmology of Ryan Renolds, which of course includes the film 13 Ghosts, a remake of a William Castle film, who had a breif non-speaking role in Roman Polanski's Rosemary's Baby, which.... well, on the subject of Roman Polanksi, it becomes NSFW.

This subject could be an interesting thread on its own.

Tabbed browsing adventures!

[Young Al Capone]

It was staged too. Granted the game did work after that... he was all "hey, take a picture of this!"

Now that you mention it it is obvious. His face is all "Hey, are you taking a picture of this!?"

[miah]

Ok I'll bite. To those of you who knew me from the old site, I may look a bit different these days.. Feel free to PM =) I took these pics this week. I'm staying with my friend in SF until I find my own place. I start work at my new job in a week.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2439/photo269e.jpg

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2100/photo280n.jpg

[Sazime]

Bay Area Represent! Woo!