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shunoshi
11-19-2008, 07:58 AM
This is too awesome to be a fabrication. (http://io9.com/5084491/the-alternate-history-theme-park-where-dinosaurs-fought-the-civil-war) Mark Cline has created "Professor Cline’s Dinosaur Kingdom" in Natural Bridge, Virginia.

The attraction, called “Professor Cline’s Dinosaur Kingdom,” imagines a lost chapter from Civil War history. It supposes that in 1863, a group of paleontologists inadvertently stumbled upon a valley of live dinosaurs. The discovery comes to the attention of the Union Army, who, recognizing the destructive power of the giant lizards, decide to capture them and unleash them on the Confederate Army. Naturally, it results in Jurassic Park-inspired carnage

No one can control the dinosaurs!!!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/shunoshi/Tyrannosaurus_v_Union.jpg

Raen
11-19-2008, 08:05 AM
Woah, woah so you're saying that the Civil War didn't involve dinosaurs? Well that sucks :(

Seriously this is crazily awesome! I wish I lived on the right continent to check this out!

Typical Michael
11-19-2008, 08:07 AM
Would the dinosaurs be holding weapons?

MachEnergy
11-19-2008, 08:13 AM
This may be within driving distance for me. Gonna have to done some reasearch now! Thanks for the post!

The Continental
11-19-2008, 08:15 AM
3 hours from me. I'm going. I'm going so hard.

Mdot
11-19-2008, 08:20 AM
Hahah oh man, that is awesome.

Karmakin
11-19-2008, 08:20 AM
Screenshots...errr...pics or it didn't happen.

Jboy001
11-19-2008, 08:24 AM
I might have to go find this place... looks interesting!

edit: ugh, 3 hours from me... thats a bit of a haul

Widgetcraft
11-19-2008, 04:46 PM
Four and a half hours from me, according to maps.Google :(

Lint of Death
11-19-2008, 04:51 PM
I give this exhibit props for the concept and the Allosaurus, but a minus for making the theropods in the way-outdated upright style from cheesy old films.

Morangie
11-19-2008, 04:55 PM
Would the dinosaurs be holding weapons?

Dinosaurs are weapons.

digitalErich
11-19-2008, 05:03 PM
The article seems to have gotten the armies mixed up...the description doesn't match the pictures.

Superman's Dead
11-19-2008, 07:44 PM
Dinosaurs are weapons.

Can you dual-wield them?

VerseD
11-19-2008, 07:53 PM
Has anyone else read that What If series of counterfactual history essays? It has questions like what would have happened if the US lost at Midway, bla bla bla.

This should definitely be in there.

Lint of Death
11-19-2008, 08:06 PM
Has anyone else read that What If series of counterfactual history essays? It has questions like what would have happened if the US lost at Midway, bla bla bla.

This should definitely be in there.

A Deinonychus travels forward in time and tries to kill Hitler.

shunoshi
11-19-2008, 09:15 PM
The article seems to have gotten the armies mixed up...the description doesn't match the pictures.

The article is tricky. Basically a group of Union soldiers go to wrangle the dinosaurs to use against the South and end up dinner.

PathMaster
11-19-2008, 09:36 PM
Ahh, love that Union stills wins... HAH!