[Giveaway] Wrath of Lich King

[Backseat Killer]

I happen to have a copy of the new expansion and I don't play WoW. Anyone want it?

All you have to do is describe your WoW character in 50 words or less. You can tell me what they look like, their adventures that got them to the level they are, their best battle, they way they dance, whatever! Just be creative and stick to 50 words or less.

I'll pick the best one (the one I think is best, that is) Sunday, November 23.

(This is open to US residents only)

[Mr. Murphy]

"Your name is Eightshades?" the Druid asked, raising an eyebrow. "What kind of a name is Eightshades?"

"I'm the Warlock that made the Kara run in less than twelve parsecs," Eightshades spat, flinging dessicated flesh onto the skeptical Tauren. "And I'm eight shades of awesome."

[squirrelTactics]

Throughout the land, Bignutz rampaged, tearing down all in his wake. That was, of course, until a player who had been slain by Bignutz felt inferior, and reported Bignutz to a mod.

Thus, Nigbutz was born. He too rampaged the land, albeit with a slightly less-badass name.

[Telefrog]

Darlinda the Warlock!
Hair like fiery blood.
Her Voidwalker shimmers
And pounces on Murlocks,
Then laughs like he should.

Darlinda the Warlock!
Power effulgent supreme.
She charges her mana
Her spells are cocked
Then looses a deadly beam.

Darlinda the Warlock!
Shit, be real.
I just like her ass.

[Smoof]

I am a Tauren Shaman. Give me the copy, otherwise I'll deny you heals.

[roboninja]

Nice idea, BK. I already have the xpac, so no entry for me.

What is the tune for that song, Telefrog? Or is more of a poem? :p

[Telefrog]

What is the tune for that song, Telefrog? Or is more of a poem? :p

Just a very bad poem. :D

[Backseat Killer]

Hehe - also it is 59 words! Wanna get it down to below 50 so it counts? :)

[Telefrog]

Hehe - also it is 59 words! Wanna get it down to below 50 so it counts? :)

Just did! :p

[Karmakin]

I be a tree
All hail me
Or the ground is all you shall see
For when you need heals
I shall be having a pee.

[Hotcod]

i would be up for this but don't feel like resubbing really... still... i wanna talk about my dudezor

Highlan raised his gun silently to the back of his preys head remembering how the dwarf scouts taught him this very thing. He knew it was odd for an night elf to use a gun but he'd grown close to dwarfs during the war and he wished to honour them.

wooo exactly 50 words.

Back when the game first came out there was rather a glut of night elf rogue running about which was annoying since during my time in the beta it was the race class combo i knew i wanted for my main. Anyway i wanted to do something a bit different so given that throwing stuff was utterly stupid i liked the idea of a night elf who had worked with the dwarfs during the war and decided to stay in iron forage after as well as carry a gun rather than a bow... noting major but i like having back stories and odd little traits like that for my dudes

[Hotcod]

Darlinda the Warlock!
Hair like fiery blood.
Her Voidwalker shimmers
And pounces on Murlocks,
Then laughs like he should.

Darlinda the Warlock!
Power effulgent supreme.
She charges her mana
Her spells are cocked
Then looses a deadly beam.

Darlinda the Warlock!
Shit, be real.
I just like her ass.

hahah :D awesome... hell it's the only reason i rolled a blood elf paladin to 30ish

[court12b]

I was out hunting Mithril and Whatever may be,
without but a pick and my sword, "Destiny".

While out mining that morning in the hills of Wetlands,
I spied two trolls heading for the loch of Modan.

They must not have seen me behind that tree root
so I summoned Daisy my mare and Commenced my pursuit.

I rode up behind them as quick as I could,
for it was instantly clear they were up to no good.

A pair of troll rogues, seasons older than I,
With nasty long daggers and gleams in their eyes.

So gingerly I then gave Daisy the spurs,
closing the gap to their grisly raptors.

I smoothly dismounted while still at a run,
and gave Charge into battle towards the near one.

As with most, I am sure that she doubted her eyes
"a Gnome with a sword easily twice her size"?

She tried to ride off hoping the fight would have ended
but my Gnomish Net Gun actually worked as intended!

Her daggers were venomed and I felt their bite,
but Destiny hungered and lent me it's might.

Her mate reined his raptor and brought it about,
but I drove him away with a bestial shout.

Watching her die while frozen in fear
must have raised his blood right up to his long ears.

He attacked with quick fury, my blows would not land.
He knocked precious Destiny clear from my hands!

In sick desperation, I became truly Reckless,
and managed a blow that ruined his necklace!

I gave them salutes for they fought me with merit,
then summoned Daisy one more and fed her a carrot.

The loch modan dwarves shortly after arrived,
asking if perhaps they could lend aid or a hand...

As I caught my breath, I calmly replied
" 'twas just one more day,
In the defense of the King's land".

[court12b]

True story. I wrote it a few years back. Too many words, I know. I just thought I'd throw it up here for the sake of reading.

[rein]

Torispelling cannot go anywhere in Azeroth without being hit on by the males of the world. Some ask Tori to dance while others ask for more unsavory things. Tori should be flattered... ...or would be flattered except Tori isn't a female at all, Torispelling is a cross-dressing Night Elf.

[Loki]

Schaden was just a poor boy from a poor family. He was spared a life of monstrosity was he grew up in the Cathedral of Gallileo and strived to learn the ways of the Paladins. Schaden was fascinated by the teaching that his master Fandango put upon him. Within the course work laid the lessons of diligence, justice, and competitive sining. He walks throughout Azeroth and the Outlands with his hammer and shield within hand striking those down who are against his principles, traveling any where that the wind blows.

[Widgetcraft]

Once a diligent, if clumsy, crystal engineer aboard the Oshu'gun, Aeri now finds herself stranded on a new world with new technologies to master! Acting as an emissary to Gadgetzan, Aeri has already picked up a trick or two in her short time on Azeroth, having developed a taste for steam and blackpowder.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/3051585717_5f5ef4bba3.jpg


[I forget if you count "a" in a word count... so I didn't :p Would have liked to go into more detail, and I may update my post with a larger description sometime tomorrow, just for the sake of it. Feels incomplete in it's current state.]

[Mr. Murphy]

Didja pick a winner? There were some fun entries in this thread, I'm curious who you chose.

[Backseat Killer]

I enjoyed all of these stories - I will pick a winner tonight when I get home. I was very under the weather all weekend (BAD headache that wouldn't quit) so i didn't even turn on the internets all weekend! My bad... but work calls now and then tonight when I get home - WINNER!

[Lint of Death]

I know this is late and too long, but I'm not trying to win. I just wanted to say that long ago, Argh, the level 40 Troll Warrior, kited some awkward perv looking to cyber from Orgrimmar all over the Durotar map (he had to put up with Argh breaking down and sobbing for minutes on end over the Orc woman whose son was eaten by a crocodile); made him jump off an enormous cliff towards Barrens (I had hoped it would be fatal, but alas); swim to the depths of the Barrens water connection to Bloody Bay; put up with acting like a pirate inside one of the ships just south of that point; and finally to Fray Island where, upon FINALLY reaching something approaching a bed, I just said "I put on my robe and wizard hat" and logged off unannounced. Basically I just spent the entire time pretending not to know what he wanted.

[Backseat Killer]

Mr. Murphy - Congratulations!! Yours made me laugh every time I read it!

I'm PM you and get your info.

Thanks to all who submitted a story - all were great!

[Telefrog]

Congratulations, Mr. Murphy!

[iHap]

I AM WARRIOR I BREAK THINGS!!!

NEED RAGE

DRINK POTS TO GET HIGH ON HP

NEED RAGE

NEED RAGE...

need rage...

need...rage...

Aww I was late...

[NSFW]

My friend and I play a troll and a belf and we run around /s talking shit abouty each others race cuz belfs n trolls don't get along u know. and people will often be like wtf and talk to us and expect us to act normal while were rping

[Mr. Murphy]

Thanks again, this really couldn't have come at a better time! I'm three levels away from the 70 cap, with no wiggle room to purchase another video game this year. I was hoping so hard that I'd win!

Glad I made you laugh.

My friend and I play a troll and a belf and we run around /s talking shit abouty each others race cuz belfs n trolls don't get along u know. and people will often be like wtf and talk to us and expect us to act normal while were rping

My brother plays a Tauren and he loves joking about being a cow. He yells at people wearing leather and moos at people he doesn't like. I gotta say, the Tauren dance is far and away the funniest dance in the game.

[roboninja]

Thanks again, this really couldn't have come at a better time! I'm three levels away from the 70 cap, with no wiggle room to purchase another video game this year. I was hoping so hard that I'd win!


Well, that worked out rather nicely. Grats, Mr. Murphy! You should enjoy the xpac, I know I am.

[Mr. Murphy]

Can't wait to start getting some of the really epic looking gear, but here she is.
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4792/8shqf1.png