Gears 2 give away.

[Squidbot]

Give away closed. Congratulations Blue.

[shodan2020]

You should live it the US so you could give that copy to me. :)

[Squidbot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/Britain.jpg

[Narradisall]

They're are people out their withour the game? LIES!

[Worldcrafter]

Please note, I'll be checking the Gamertags of entrants to ensure you do not have any Achievements on Gears 2, so that you're not just trying to get a trade in copy.
Wait, you're disqualifying people who rented the game too.

[Squidbot]

Tits, I didn't think of that.....

[Blue]

So, like, if I paid for shipping to Ohio...

[Worldcrafter]

...or Indiana.

Sorry, the Yanks came in and spoiled your fun!

[Gorvi]

I'll pay shipping if that's needed. ;)

[Blue]

I could hunt down the thread which made me admit how terrible Ohio is so I could really use some GoW2 to keep me happy on these bleak evenings.

[Squidbot]

Ok, I'll open it up to be international. Happy now, you gits? :p

[Gorvi]

Ok, I'll open it up to be international. Happy now, you gits? :p
Peer pressure wins again! :D

[Blue]

Ok, I'll open it up to be international. Happy now, you gits? :p

Woo Hoo! You're my favorite sea creature person man.

As for something amusing:

I fail at embedding (http://www.revver.com/video/1027097/wind-squid-part-2-terror-of-mechamonotremata/).

[Shamrock Jimmy]

I have an amusing story, though it will probably be less amusing to those who dont know my brother:

Me and my brother were working at the the Montana State Fair and this 16 year old girl started hanging out in our booth for hours at a time hitting on him, and at this point it had been awhile since he had last had sex (about 3 weeks but to him thats a long time) he was at the point that he started humping a pillow in his sleep. He arranges for me to leave the hotel room for a few hours the next night and she was going to come over and fuck him (BTW 16 is legal in Montana), but instead she got high and fucked her cousin, and I don't mean like 2nd cousin twice removed or anything I mean her 1st cousin by blood.

[Shamrock Jimmy]

Oh I forgot to mention the girl looked like the 16 year old version of the girl who I'm currently trying to woo.

[Widgetcraft]

Doubt it'll win anything, but I think this is hilarious. If you want to skip to the funny part, go to about 3:00. The funny happens at around 3:30, but you need some lead-up.

EisgzDZpcPU

[Worldcrafter]

:confused:
Wow. You let the Americans in and it kicks off with incest. Good times. :p

[Shamrock Jimmy]

Hey it's not all of america thats filled with incest, just Montana.

[Squidbot]

Woo Hoo! You're my favorite sea creature person man.

As for something amusing:

I fail at embedding (http://www.revver.com/video/1027097/wind-squid-part-2-terror-of-mechamonotremata/).
That is brilliant, and topical!

Doubt it'll win anything, but I think this is hilarious. If you want to skip to the funny part, go to about 3:00. The funny happens at around 3:30, but you need some lead-up.

EisgzDZpcPU

It's cursed!

[Disgustipated]

Ok, I'll post an amusing story.

A month or two ago a friend of mine in England was IMing me. He's a huge pervert, so the conversation shortly turned into him sending me pictures of delicious girls that he'd perv'd off of MySpace and the web in general.

In freakish circumstances, he sent me a pic of one broad and... I recognized her! She was a young model that I had sort of been involved with a couple of years ago, and... ooh la la, it was a risque nude shot! I inquired further, and he confirmed my suspicions: it was indeed her.

He said "Is it (name blanked to protect the victim?)" Me: "YES!"

"Does she live in Murrieta, CA?"

Me: "YES! WHAT THE FUCK!!"

So he explained to me that she had gone nuts on an Internet forum because her boyfriend broke up with her. She was offering blowjobs and anal sex to everyone who lived in the surrounding area, and posting tons of nude photos that had apparently failed to pique her ex-boyfriend's interest. I read all of the posts (including ones that said "I'll take it in the ass and I love to swallow") and had myself a sad little chuckle.

Pics attached (the non-nudes, at least)

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3498/policenu0.th.jpg (http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=policenu0.jpg)http://img186.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

Haha. I'd be willing to entertain you and Mrs. Squid with the more adventurous pictures if a copy of Gears of War 2 was on its way to me. ;)

[StarGypsy]

How about a pic of a mech squid?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i4/Stargypsy/squidsy.jpg
http://gizmodo.com/349845/gigantic-mech-animals-are-a-seriously-stylish-way-to-travel

[cppcrusader]

Awesome, I can enter now. Thus, I present what I did to a friend on his last day at the office.

W666Iz7N8eU


Unfortunately what you don't see in the video is Michael's discovery that both his chair and coffee cup were securely attached to his desk with duct tape. For those curious, the ball of used duct tape weighed in at 1.5 lbs afterward.

[rinichanraar]

Can I win? I love squids, and bots!

Watching tentacle porn involving mechas doesn't mean you love squids and bots, mister. ;)

[Codicier]

Read and be amused (or horrified, whichever): http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=2409 :D

Or if that doesn't amuse, then:

NyF5fZHhriY

[Disgustipated]

Watching tentacle porn involving mechas doesn't mean you love squids and bots, mister. ;)

I changed my post to a win-worthy one. Read again.

[Lance Uppercut]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7260/droughtxc8gx8.gif

What do I win?

[Rune_74]

Little johnny hears noises from his mom and dads room...he walks in to see mommy getting it from daddy...his dad yells "Its nothing go to bed!" laughing at johnny.

Johnny gets pretty upset, then calms down.

The next day little johnny's dad comes home and hears some strange noises comming from johnny's room. When he walks in he sees johnny giving it to grandma.

"Not so funny when its your mom is it dad?"

[neutralism]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2e56pdu.jpg

PLUS

http://i38.tinypic.com/o6y5xw.jpg

EQUALS

http://i35.tinypic.com/25tx55f.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/9u3t3b.jpg

[Worldcrafter]

This doesn't have anything to do with squid, bots, metal squid, metal anything, or even british, but have you ever read any of Jeff Green's stuff? He's a funny dude. You should check out his blog (http://jeff-greenspeak.blogspot.com/).

Highlights include:

Inside info on his job at EA.

Moron boarding:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Doofaeus/roofboard-1.gif

A Techo-Viking:
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And the coup de gras:
http://apina.nwpshost.com/9473.gif

[Evewalker]

Avast! It's the Wolves the Sea! Good ol' Eurovision...

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[Squidbot]

Some funny entries, and also some frankly quite bizzare entries. I particularly liked the peanut butter squids, but the winner has to be Blue, for posting Wind Squid. That just cracked me up.


I fail at embedding (http://www.revver.com/video/1027097/wind-squid-part-2-terror-of-mechamonotremata/).

Congratulations, Blue, PM me your address and your copy of Gears 2 will be in the post.

[Shjinta]

Wooo the Contest ending date is mah birthday

[Blue]

Some funny entries, and also some frankly quite bizzare entries. I particularly liked the peanut butter squids, but the winner has to be Blue, for posting Wind Squid. That just cracked me up.



Congratulations, Blue, PM me your address and your copy of Gears 2 will be in the post.

Holy sweet crap.

[pseudopseudo]

I love finding out about contests after they're already over. Killer.

Congrats, Blue.

[Worldcrafter]

Holy sweet crap.
Congrats! Bet you're glad you asked about paying for shipping! :)

[Blue]

Congrats! Bet you're glad you asked about paying for shipping! :)

My wife's a little confused about what I was talking about when I told her I won, but she's very supportive and "understanding" :).

[Squidbot]

I'm not charging for shipping, that just doesn't seem right somehow :)

[Blue]

I'm not charging for shipping, that just doesn't seem right somehow :)

If anything, I now owe you at least a go at Horde if you'll have me. I make an excellent meat shield :)