Fapping Disgustipated

[Troggles]

I'm just saying.

[Psykoboy2]

Well...

I was eating.

Thanks Trogg.

[Dukefrukem]

I was about to get a snack, but I think I'll watch Adult Swim now...

[Disgustipated]

http://www.dtman.com/covert/images/sft/sft1/sft1.png

[Wolvie]

Why did you start a thread about having sex with Disgustipated?

[Straximus]

Why did you start a thread about having sex with Disgustipated?

Erotic fanfic.

[Whunpo]

Erotic fanfic.

Ooh. We can do those stories that everyone contributes to. I'll start!

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.

OK! Your turn!

[Wolvie]

*looks @ Whunpo's post* :eek:

Oh sweet baby Jesus, WHAT HAVE I STARTED?!?!?!?

[Skull3r]

Ooh. We can do those stories that everyone contributes to. I'll start!

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.

OK! Your turn!

You're too good at that....

[Wolvie]

You're too good at that....

Indeed, almost as if he's had experience before. Perchance he's written some amateur porn? Perhaps even a smutty romance novel?

[iHap]

Ooh. We can do those stories that everyone contributes to. I'll start!

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.

OK! Your turn!

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Whunpo]

You're too good at that....
Looking back, yeah. Way further into the creepy zone than I intended...
But do I spy a future career? Custom Porn stories? Damn. That would pay.

[Skull3r]

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

bash.org ftw

[Vyzov]

I can't unread that. You motherfucker.

[DylonCorp]

Awful damn slashy in here. Did I stumble into the TWOP forums?

As for Dis, well; lucky in business, lucky in love. Some guys get all the breaks.

[rinichanraar]

Just a warning that this thread might get deleted. Didn't Disgustipated's "Fucking Siraris" thread get deleted because of its title? I really hope this doesn't though because of this:

Ooh. We can do those stories that everyone contributes to. I'll start!

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.

OK! Your turn!

Okay, that was amazing. I've been trying so hard to continue this, but I can't because every single time I reread this, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. Seriously. This is gold.

EDIT: Okay, that was so good that I had to sig it. Whunpo, tell me if you want it removed. (But please don't!)

[Wolvie]

I can't unread that. You motherfucker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/WOLVERYNE/2382.jpg

[pronounconnoun]

Ooh. We can do those stories that everyone contributes to. I'll start!

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.

OK! Your turn!

(You're a hard act to follow)

Disgustapated's pants hit the floor. His belt made a thud and it startled me. I sat up, clutching the sheets. Disgustapated gently forced me down, the warmth of his palm made my heart beat faster, and I quivered as I felt him shift his weight onto the bed. It was then I realized that where his crotch should be, was a gaping black hole.

EDIT: Disgustipated, not Disgustapated. Is that a combination of disgusted and constipated?

[Wolvie]

(You're a hard act to follow)

Disgustapated's pants hit the floor. His belt made a thud and it startled me. I sat up, clutching the sheets. Disgustapated gently forced me down, the warmth of his palm made my heart beat faster, and I quivered as I felt him shift his weight onto the bed. It was then I realized that where his crotch should be, was a gaping black hole.

Wow, that was a complete left turn. Didn't see it coming. Good show old chap.

[rinichanraar]

(You're a hard act to follow)

Disgustapated's pants hit the floor. His belt made a thud and it startled me. I sat up, clutching the sheets. Disgustapated gently forced me down, the warmth of his palm made my heart beat faster, and I quivered as I felt him shift his weight onto the bed. It was then I realized that where his crotch should be, was a gaping black hole.

Wow. The only thing that could make this better is if Hellbug shows up to reclaim his butt-love. (His words, not mine! :D)

[Whunpo]

EDIT: Okay, that was so good that I had to sig it. Whunpo, tell me if you want it removed. (But please don't!)
Haha, I'm honored you would sig that.

pronoun: I may be a tough act to follow, but you did it. Well done.

[rinichanraar]

Disgustapated's pants hit the floor. His belt made a thud and it startled me. I sat up, clutching the sheets. Disgustapated gently forced me down, the warmth of his palm made my heart beat faster, and I quivered as I felt him shift his weight onto the bed. It was then I realized that where his crotch should be, was a gaping black hole.

Disgustipated's sultry voice seduced me as he serenaded me with the sweet words, "Come my lady, come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar, baby." I felt a fire in my loins as Disgustipated passionately pulled me towards him and kissed me with his supple, luscious lips.

[Jeffool]

http://pictures.jeffool.com/sft2.PNG

[Kenzington4short]

Y'know, I was feeling pretty shitty because my laptop stopped working about 20 minutes ago (on the desktop right now) until I read this thread. It made the sting of possibly losing out on $1200 a little less painful. God, you guys are fucking awesome.

[Whunpo]

Y'know, I was feeling pretty shitty because my laptop stopped working about 20 minutes ago (on the desktop right now) until I read this thread. It made the sting of possibly losing out on $1200 a little less painful. God, you guys are fucking awesome.

Do we want to start about awesome too? :cool:

[Froghourt]

God damn it guys!

http://pictures.jeffool.com/sft2.PNG

That almost made me laugh out loud in my class!

[Dorkandproudofit]

Disgustipated reached up for the light switch and turned it off. Amazingly, despite the motel room being dark and damp as a cave, Disgustipated's brilliant light shone into every corner of the room, save for the dark and sweaty opening he sought to enter. As he moved in closer to the quivering form beneath him, he murmured in his soft, sultry, deep voice, "I'm about to make your dreams come true, Fitty." :)

[Mr. Murphy]

EDIT: Disgustipated, not Disgustapated. Is that a combination of disgusted and constipated?

That's exactly what it is, it's the title of a hidden Tool track about the folly of vegetarianism, or, conversely, the folly of the meat-eater's argument that 'this is necessary, life feeds on life'.

And I wish I had never come into this thread, and I will never return. So disturbing.

[Jeffool]

God damn it guys!



That almost made me laugh out loud in my class!Yeah, you should've seen the second pic that I decided to delete. Some things are best left un-MSpainted.

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Forums/TinFoilHat_puton.jpg

[Purple Santa]

This is the last time I listen to Ms. Claus about "go see this thread"...i'm heading back to GunnyMo's thread about Sesame Street ;)

[KingGorilla]

This thread just bad touched me through the net, I need a shower.

[Zonkuya]

Does "fucking disgustipated" mean you're really, really... "disgustipated?"

I guess I'm a little "fucking disgustipated" of this thread, m'self.

[NoName]

Way to much thought has gone into this story thus far...

[Goronmon]

Digustapated walked into the room, whiskey on his breath. He was soaked. His wet hair gleamed in the moonlight. He swaggered over to the old, stain covered bed in the cheap motel room where I lay. Disgustapated began to fumble with his pants as I bit my lower lip in anticipation.
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/jesus_get_shit_out_here.jpg

[Zrikz]

wow this thread is.... I'm not sure what the word I'm looking for is. It made my morning better for getting up 2 hours early though.

[Zero]

Disgustipated reached up for the light switch and turned it off. Amazingly, despite the motel room being dark and damp as a cave, Disgustipated's brilliant light shone into every corner of the room, save for the dark and sweaty opening he sought to enter. As he moved in closer to the quivering form beneath him, he murmured in his soft, sultry, deep voice, "I'm about to make your dreams come true, Fitty." :)

Holy fucking shit, I can't stop laughing.

[TrackZero]

Just a warning that this thread might get deleted. Didn't Disgustipated's "Fucking Siraris" thread get deleted because of its title? I really hope this doesn't though because of this:


Well, since Dis already posted right at the start and didn't seem to be against it. Meh. Though I made the thread title more appropriate.

[Goronmon]

Though I made the thread title more appropriate.Yeah, I'm calling BS on this. ;)

[squirrelTactics]

Yeah, I'm calling BS on this. ;)

I'm calling BS on this!

[Troggles]

Well, since Dis already posted right at the start and didn't seem to be against it. Meh. Though I made the thread title more appropriate.

Thanks for helping me prove my point. Apparently if I had put a founder's name in there the thread would just get deleted.

[TrackZero]

Thanks for helping me prove my point. Apparently if I had put a founder's name in there the thread would just get deleted.

No no, had Riley not made a comment in there I'd probably have toasted it. Once he made that though and no reporting of the thread, he's complicit. So why would I delete it? Now, if the first posts in here also had been some kind of freaky monster pictures with no context or relation to the thread title, that also would have been an easy delete.

Nice try at drama though.

[Troggles]

I also wondered if it was the use of the word fuck that makes a title offensive. All I heard about that thread was that the title was offensive, but there was no explanation for it. I just want to know what the unwritten rules of this place really are.

[TrackZero]

I also wondered if it was the use of the word fuck that makes a title offensive. All I heard about that thread was that the title was offensive, but there was no explanation for it. I just want to know what the unwritten rules of this place really are.

I think you mean the written ones:

http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=16

"Insults, slurs, name-calling, threats and the like will not be tolerated."

I just changed the thread title so there'd be no confusion (since fucking is the most ambiguous word out there), that you weren't insulting him.

[Psykoboy2]

I also wondered if it was the use of the word fuck that makes a title offensive. All I heard about that thread was that the title was offensive, but there was no explanation for it. I just want to know what the unwritten rules of this place really are.

Let me put it to you this way...if we all had admin privileges around here, I'm not sure how many threads would actually exist. But, that isn't the case. A select few of us have those rights and when a thread title carries the NAME of one of those people, well, I imagine it was he who deleted it for whatever reason he saw fit. I mean, after all, his own name was in the title.

Keep in mind, I never saw the original thread, so I have no idea what it contained or anything like that, but yeah, if one had been created calling you out and you reported it...well, it probably would have been deleted.

[astranoir]

Hehe, I kept this tab open all night just to make sure I could still giggle at it when I woke up, and lo and behold... the thread's not deleted! Hooray (I think? ;))

[Loki]

Oh My God. I can't even finish my morning coffee.

[5y1v4r]

Hehe, I kept this tab open all night just to make sure I could still giggle at it when I woke up, and lo and behold... the thread's not deleted! Hooray (I think? ;))
*grins* dork

[Dorkandproudofit]

*grins* dork

You called? :)

[Troggles]

Let me put it to you this way...if we all had admin privileges around here, I'm not sure how many threads would actually exist. But, that isn't the case. A select few of us have those rights and when a thread title carries the NAME of one of those people, well, I imagine it was he who deleted it for whatever reason he saw fit. I mean, after all, his own name was in the title.

Keep in mind, I never saw the original thread, so I have no idea what it contained or anything like that, but yeah, if one had been created calling you out and you reported it...well, it probably would have been deleted.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to call out any specific founder or make any claims of power abuse. What I'd like, rather, is just better explanation for why threads get deleted or locked so we know what to avoid in the future. The real reason I started this thread was to see if it was just having the word "fuck" in the title, but with the "Fuck Circuit City" thread still being active that is clearly not the case. I've seen forums where threads are never deleted, but rather locked with an admin post explaining why and then the thread is moved to sub-forum where all good threads go to die. It would be nice to have something like that here, as most of us are here because of said thread deletion without explanation elsewhere.

That said, carry on the disgustipated fanfiction. I can't let the good stuff die for my cause.

[Disgustipated]

Holy shit, let's not argue about something so silly. This thread is awesome, and I was laughing for like an hour at it last night. Jeffool's picture ALMOST caused me to wet myself, but I got the towel in my pants in the nick of time. Whew!

This is almost as bad as when my status on Facebook got CoG-raped.

Can we get the original title back, too?

[Kenzington4short]

Do we want to start about awesome too? :cool:

http://neuralfirings.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/67a9e672ba1e94474135c05b2874bb4d19ebe269.jpg

That's Captain Awesome to you, good sir. :D

[Xydarc]

This has to be, simultaneously, the funniest and most disturbing thread at CoG.

[Shadowstorm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/lolfunny/1222400212686.jpg

INTERNET SUPPORT - HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Caps.

[Purple Santa]

I just changed the thread title so there'd be no confusion (since fucking is the most ambiguous word out there), that you weren't insulting him.

Is it even possible to insult disgustipated? Not the issue I know..but figure i would ask ;)

[Disgustipated]

Is it even possible to insult disgustipated? Not the issue I know..but figure i would ask ;)

I'm insulted that anyone questions my (in)ability to be insulted.

[Mr. Murphy]

I am simultaneously disgusted and constipated at what has been transpiring amongst you heathens! To think that, beneath this sheltering edifice so-named CoG, amongst those whom I dared to call my own, the very consorts I listed as the most revered, the apex of social interaction, here amidst my favorite digitally constructed social circle I discover that my friends have been engaging in such behavior... by God, what fetid times we find ourselves entwined within!

Indeed, the depths of human consciousness seldom spurt forth such acrimonious and bewildering sentiments, and yet on this simple stretch of binary I find such evidence as to suggest an entire army of men-at-arms has in fact purged themselves of all good sense and taste, and their breakfast besides, onto the table of conversation presented before us. Ho! The shame and flushing pleasure that must accompany such besmirched relief, denied to the more saner of men!

You're all grounded.

[DylonCorp]

http://www.northwestofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/trailer-trash-hi-rise11.jpg

Shit, I stumbled into the BAD part of COG again. Y'all still at this.

[Psykoboy2]

http://www.northwestofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/trailer-trash-hi-rise11.jpg

Shit, I stumbled into the BAD part of COG again. Y'all still at this.

Is that Megaton?

[Zero]

Shit, I stumbled into the BAD part of COG again. Y'all still at this.

Huh. That actually seems like it would be a fun place to live, as long as you know everybody really well.

[Generation ABXY]

And this is why I should, at all times, keep a CoG window open. I'm glad it didn't get closed, though - I would have missed some seriously quotable moments.

[DylonCorp]

Huh. That actually seems like it would be a fun place to live, as long as you know everybody really well.

I believe that that is all one unit. The fella at the end of the park decided he wanted a 12 bedroom 9 bath, and his drunken buddy with the crane was hip.

[squirrelTactics]

http://www.northwestofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/trailer-trash-hi-rise11.jpg

Shit, I stumbled into the BAD part of COG again. Y'all still at this.



I have new inspiration for my future home. Even if I was a millionaire, I would merely build a larger version of this.

[Sandman]

I think I found Disgustipated's theme song.

KnlL5ExbJ0Q

and yes, I know where he probably got his username from.

[5y1v4r]

Huh. That actually seems like it would be a fun place to live, as long as you know everybody really well.
and weren't into very energetic sex ^_^

[pomeroy]

This is almost as bad as when my status on Facebook got CoG-raped.

To be fair, Hellbug started it.

[rinichanraar]

To be fair, Hellbug started it.

For the record, I was the least offensive of the bunch. :cool:

[Shadowstorm]

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/blarggg.jpg

[Dorkandproudofit]

As Dissy and Fitty began to slide their sweaty bodies against each other, a peculiar aroma filled the room; it smelled of whiskey, kittens, and about a metric ton of LSD. Further fueled by the manly scent in the air, they worked themselves in and out, their moans rising to a feverish pitch of the kind usually reserved for calling dogs.

[Shadowstorm]

I'll add a bit to this.

As Dissy and Fitty began to slide their sweaty bodies against each other, a peculiar aroma filled the room; it smelled of whiskey, kittens, and about a metric ton of LSD. Further fueled by the manly scent in the air, they worked themselves in and out, their moans rising to a feverish pitch of the kind usually reserved for calling dogs.

The moving of the bed would have registered a 9.0 on the Richter scale. Such was the colossal movement between the two bodies.

[DylonCorp]

The moving of the bed would have registered a 9.0 on the Richter scale. Such was the colossal movement between the two bodies.

Speaking of colossal movements, I gotta hit the can. Doing anything for ya?

[Jeffool]

Holy shit, let's not argue about something so silly. This thread is awesome, and I was laughing for like an hour at it last night. Jeffool's picture ALMOST caused me to wet myself,Oh yeah? Well-but I got the towel in my pants in the nick of time. Whew!... Oh. Urine.

[Disgustipated]

Oh yeah? Well-... Oh. Urine.

Dude, your pic was awesome. Seriously. It was the middle of the night and I just started laughing loudly. Several gunshots later I quieted down, though.

[Rakael]

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thread I have seen on CoG.

[Wasson_]

... One thousand, nay, a million voices...full of fear, and terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?" And he said to me, "These are the cries of the carrots...the cries of the carrots. You see Reverend Maynard...tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust." ...

[Rock Bandit]

The booze was cheap and the hotel lousy but this night, this moment, was magical. As their passion hit it's crescendo there was nothing else in the world but each other. It was a release that was intsantanous in it's pleasure but endless in it's passion. Their physical selves finally collapsed into each other and with his last bit of energy James pulled Riley close to him and brought his lips, still quivering with ecstacy, to his ear. "That was amazing" he said, his thick Scottish brouge painting the air between them with electricity "but you're still banned."

[5y1v4r]

The booze was cheap and the hotel lousy but this night, this moment, was magical. As their passion hit it's crescendo there was nothing else in the world but each other. It was a release that was intsantanous in it's pleasure but endless in it's passion. Their physical selves finally collapsed into each other and with his last bit of energy James pulled Riley close to him and brought his lips, still quivering with ecstacy, to his ear. "That was amazing" he said, his thick Scottish brouge painting the air between them with electricity "but you're still banned."
*dies laughing*

Y'know... it's a tad disturbing how well some of you guys write turgid love scenes...

[Generation ABXY]

Keep this up, and perhaps CoG can complete a collective NaNoWriMo book. I may never read it, or ever even open it, but I can guarantee I'd buy one. :D

[cawblen]

"That was amazing" he said, his thick Scottish brouge painting the air between them with electricity "but you're still banned."

baaaaaahahahaha HAh Aha hAHAHAHAhaa hahahaHa HA HAha

that was hilarious!

[BlackPete]

*steps into the thread*

*looks around*

*sphincter clenched tight*

*slowly backs away...*

[Zonkuya]

I, for one believe "fapping" Dis is worse than "effing" him.

But still, carry on.

[National Kato]

I, for one believe "fapping" Dis is worse than "effing" him.


Really?

At first glace, it might seem obvious that people prefer 'effing' Disgustipated to 'fapping' Disgustipated. For one thing, our culture often puts down 'fapping' Disgustipated, and makes it seem like some undesirable thing only engaged in by people who are disturbed, or who are deficient because they cannot obtain a partner. However, the reality is much more complex.

Famous sex researchers Masters and Johnson (1966) found that 'fapping' Disgustipated provides more physiological intensity (presumably enjoyable intensity) for both males and females than does 'effing' Disgustipated. So, even with cultural taboos, why would people not prefer 'fapping' Disgustipated to 'effing' Disgustipated? Even when things are tabooed, people usually figure out what causes pleasure, and seek it out.

Evolutionary psychology provides the answer. While there could be other answers from other fields, I have never seen any that explain well the preference for 'effing' Disgustipated over 'fapping' Disgustipated. The evolutionary psychology answer is that 'effing' Disgustipated can send our genes into future generations, while 'fapping' Disgustipated cannot. Since a major desire of humans, according to evolutionary psychology, is to transmit our genes into future generations, we will engage in behavior that promises to do so. Even behaviors that are unlikely to do so, such as using birth control while 'effing' Disgustipated, contain the 'effing' behavior that does send out genes into future generations.

So, 'effing' Disgustipated is a powerful, natural desire of humans and animals, regardless of whether or not birth control is also employed.

[Disgustipated]

What the fuck, Kato.

[Loki]

Really?

At first glace, it might seem obvious that people prefer 'effing' Disgustipated to 'fapping' Disgustipated. For one thing, our culture often puts down 'fapping' Disgustipated, and makes it seem like some undesirable thing only engaged in by people who are disturbed, or who are deficient because they cannot obtain a partner. However, the reality is much more complex.

Famous sex researchers Masters and Johnson (1966) found that 'fapping' Disgustipated provides more physiological intensity (presumably enjoyable intensity) for both males and females than does 'effing' Disgustipated. So, even with cultural taboos, why would people not prefer 'fapping' Disgustipated to 'effing' Disgustipated? Even when things are tabooed, people usually figure out what causes pleasure, and seek it out.

Evolutionary psychology provides the answer. While there could be other answers from other fields, I have never seen any that explain well the preference for 'effing' Disgustipated over 'fapping' Disgustipated. The evolutionary psychology answer is that 'effing' Disgustipated can send our genes into future generations, while 'fapping' Disgustipated cannot. Since a major desire of humans, according to evolutionary psychology, is to transmit our genes into future generations, we will engage in behavior that promises to do so. Even behaviors that are unlikely to do so, such as using birth control while 'effing' Disgustipated, contain the 'effing' behavior that does send out genes into future generations.

So, 'effing' Disgustipated is a powerful, natural desire of humans and animals, regardless of whether or not birth control is also employed.

To some extent, that is absolutely true. However, since the majority of the people on this site are male and not homosexual, our mind will find both Fapping and Effing to be equals since neither are inclined to promote future generations, at least when it comes to the target of such remarks being Disgustipated. On the other side, I can female readers to take it as a 'turn on' since they are able to find the evolutionary necessity of bearing children in the world 'Effing' rather than 'Fapping'. While both are able to provide a non-chalant existence for Disgustipated, I am not inclined to say that neither effing nor fapping induce a psychological urge to actually 'eff' him.

[Lint of Death]

It had all started in the early night. Seventeen hours was enough. The big D needed an out.
"Look, I love you, baby, I swear, but I need to get back to my day job."
And a day job was exactly what Disgustipated was looking for. He gathered most of his clothes; the sock was a lost cause, it would be hours before Fits could get it back to him and he wasn't planning on coming back anytime soon. Stuffing this apparel into his briefcase, he walked out of the motel and into the daylight. He had anticipated a commotion at his flagrant breaking of the local public indecency laws, but the security guard slipped no more than a respectful wink and a nod. Disgustipated was in the clear and on the prowl!

The park was idyllic. Quiet, with tranquil green, and the weather was a sunshine toaster. It was almost too hot. I was relaxing on a bench, reading the local rag, when I felt a caress breeze through my hair and a tongue whispered sweet nothings in my ear. Sweet, slobbery nothings.

"No need to turn around, I'll take care of you," I heard. This was exciting; I thought of myself as open to new experiences, but this was something else altogether! All I could do was sit and feel for the next step-- Golly gee! What was that?

[Xydarc]

I am simultaneously disgusted and constipated at what has been transpiring amongst you heathens! To think that, beneath this sheltering edifice so-named CoG, amongst those whom I dared to call my own, the very consorts I listed as the most revered, the apex of social interaction, here amidst my favorite digitally constructed social circle I discover that my friends have been engaging in such behavior... by God, what fetid times we find ourselves entwined within!

Indeed, the depths of human consciousness seldom spurt forth such acrimonious and bewildering sentiments, and yet on this simple stretch of binary I find such evidence as to suggest an entire army of men-at-arms has in fact purged themselves of all good sense and taste, and their breakfast besides, onto the table of conversation presented before us. Ho! The shame and flushing pleasure that must accompany such besmirched relief, denied to the more saner of men!

You're all grounded.
Has someone been hitting up Word of the Day?

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Why hasn't anyone said something about a "beast with two backs" yet?

[Arphahat]

Why hasn't anyone said something about a "beast with two backs" yet?

It had all started in the early night. Seventeen hours was enough. The big D needed an out.
"Look, I love you, baby, I swear, but I need to get back to my day job."
And a day job was exactly what Disgustipated was looking for. He gathered most of his clothes; the sock was a lost cause, it would be hours before Fits could get it back to him and he wasn't planning on coming back anytime soon. Stuffing this apparel into his briefcase, he walked out of the motel and into the daylight. He had anticipated a commotion at his flagrant breaking of the local public indecency laws, but the security guard slipped no more than a respectful wink and a nod. Disgustipated was in the clear and on the prowl!

The park was idyllic. Quiet, with tranquil green, and the weather was a sunshine toaster. It was almost too hot. I was relaxing on a bench, reading the local rag, when I felt a caress breeze through my hair and a tongue whispered sweet nothings in my ear. Sweet, slobbery nothings.

"No need to turn around, I'll take care of you," I heard. This was exciting; I thought of myself as open to new experiences, but this was something else altogether! All I could do was sit and feel for the next step-- Golly gee! What was that?

Before I could turn around to see, a horrific monster came charging out of the nearby drainage ditch. Clearly, this abomination had escaped from some unscrupulous, unethical research facility: the foul creature was a beast with two backs.

It jerked and moaned and humped its way towards us. I was too frightened to move, but D was only getting more excited.

[MagGnome]

and weren't into very energetic sex ^_^


Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Still, that picture is pretty cool.


This thread gets me all hot.

[Variable Gear]

Hello, can I order a male stripper?

[Disgustipated]

*Begins quietly burying this thread*

[DylonCorp]

There you go, get all sweaty diggin'. That'll cool things down.

[Lint of Death]

There you go, get all sweaty diggin'. That'll cool things down.

I think Walt Whitman wrote something about that somewhere... :D

[mister slim]

Digustapated

Okay, can we get Disgustipated's name changed to this?

It would also make a great joke account

[diablopath]

And yet, everybody clicked the title, curious as to its contents.

I for one am unimpressed and disappointed by the lack of fapping Disgustipated.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Bump for great justice!

Come on, people, we need more Dissy porn! :D

[National Kato]

What the fuck, Kato.

Yeah, I'm not sure. I blame Guinness. Carry on.

[Disgustipated]

This is the worst thread ever, much like mightbe's "delete this" thread.

[Sandman]

This is the worst thread ever, much like mightbe's "delete this" thread.

Nope, this thread hasn't reached that status yet.

[H.Bogard]

This is the worst thread ever, much like mightbe's "delete this" thread.

You wish.

tooshort

[Disgustipated]

Nope, this thread hasn't reached that status yet.

The park was idyllic. Quiet, with tranquil green, and the weather was a sunshine toaster. It was almost too hot. I was relaxing on a bench, reading the local rag, when I felt a caress breeze through my hair and a tongue whispered sweet nothings in my ear. Sweet, slobbery nothings.


Did you read that shit? Fuck. This is awful.

I can't stop looking.

[Sandman]

Did you read that shit? Fuck. This is awful.

I can't stop looking.

That thread had a life of it's own man......this thread however is still mostly on topic.

[Dorkandproudofit]

That thread had a life of it's own man......this thread however is still mostly on topic.

Which is more or less a true miracle. :)

[Shadowstorm]

I'm going to bed.

[MagGnome]

I'm going to bed.

I think this calls for another story. ;)


Fapping Disgustipated 2: Fapping in the Shadows.

[Slack3r78]

That thread had a life of it's own man......this thread however is still mostly on topic.
This thread has a topic. That alone makes it totally different.

[Lint of Death]

Did you read that shit? Fuck. This is awful.

I can't stop looking.
Awful? Well, it did the trick for me.

I think this calls for another story. ;)


Fapping Disgustipated 2: Fapping in the Shadows.

I think we've figured out Arphahat's beast :p