Boys and their toys

[ADDGirl]

Santa told me he was getting a gun with Gears of War. I pictured something small. There is a knock at the door and it is a giant box; I think Oh the present Santa said he ordered for me for Christmas must be here. Then he takes out this huge mama jama of a gun, all I can think is where am I going to put that? It will not fit in the attic. I'm almost certain he only got the game because of the gun. What is it with boys and their toys?

[Doctor Setebos]

I think Oh the present Santa said he ordered for me for Christmas must be here.This does not compute. Santa....orders...presents? And then has them delivered by someone else?

:confused:

[roboninja]

This does not compute. Santa....orders...presents? And then has them delivered by someone else?

:confused:

Youthful innocence, shattered....

[LongStepMantis]

Youthful innocence, shattered....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd315/longstepmantis/yougetcoal.jpg

[Bingley Joe]

Didn't someone once say that you don't stop playing when you grow old, but you grow old because you stop playing? ;)

I will never stop!! What fun is growing up and dealing with the bullshit of the adult world if you can't reward yourself with more and more awesome toys!?


This is the last one I bought myself (to replace the one my uncle gave me for Christmas last year.. which was exactly the same thing I gave him, incidentally). It is completely friggin' badass :D

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/4/hand_shot.jpg

I'm super jealous of Santa and his crazy ass gun

[Generation ABXY]

What is it with boys and their toys?

You’ve got me, I never understood the trend (the most I have are small trinkets from around the world). But, if you have a fireplace, I'd expect to see it hung over that. :D

[Iron Past]

If this were titled "Girls and Their Toys," it would have a whole different meaning...

[ADDGirl]

If this were titled "Girls and Their Toys," it would have a whole different meaning...

That is would, but that isn't the title so no worries:cool:

[n3rdXcore]

I want to see a picture of someone holding this gun!

[Spectre-7]

I want to see a picture of someone holding this gun!

...or maybe sitting atop it, from the sound of things. ;)

[rinichanraar]

Aghhh, I'm so jealous! I don't have my lancer yet, and Santa has his! :(

I have a feeling that 9,000 pictures of me chainsawing various things are going to surface on the internet once I get it.

[Doctor Setebos]

Aghhh, I'm so jealous! I don't have my lancer yet, and Santa has his! :(

I have a feeling that 9,000 pictures of me chainsawing various things are going to surface on the internet once I get it.It's probably bigger than you are! :eek:

[Grifter]

I have a feeling that 9,000 pictures of me chainsawing various things are going to surface on the internet once I get it.

Sweeeeet...

[ADDGirl]

I want to see a picture of someone holding this gun!
Tried that santa said no

Aghhh, I'm so jealous! I don't have my lancer yet, and Santa has his! :(

I have a feeling that 9,000 pictures of me chainsawing various things are going to surface on the internet once I get it.

Yea but it didn't come with the batteries that are supposed to be included. We went out to get some but we still can't get it to make the sounds it is supposed to make.

[rinichanraar]

It's probably bigger than you are! :eek:

I had to double-check to see how big it is, and apparently, it's 36" long! That's almost exactly three-fifths of my height! :D

Sweeeeet...

I am so excited. Seriously. I forgot to upgrade to faster shipping, so it'll be here hopefully in a few days. But I couldn't wait for Gears 2 to come out, so I went to Best Buy at midnight and bought it and will probably sell the extra copy to a friend or something.

I think that might make me kind of lame or something, but oh well. At least I'll have a chainsaw-bayonet when all is said and done. :cool:

[Bad Buddha]

I have a feeling that 9,000 pictures of me chainsawing various things are going to surface on the internet once I get it.

You are soooo hot!

[Purple Santa]

I had to double-check to see how big it is, and apparently, it's 36" long! That's almost exactly three-fifths of my height! :D



I am so excited. Seriously. I forgot to upgrade to faster shipping, so it'll be here hopefully in a few days. But I couldn't wait for Gears 2 to come out, so I went to Best Buy at midnight and bought it and will probably sell the extra copy to a friend or something.

I think that might make me kind of lame or something, but oh well. At least I'll have a chainsaw-bayonet when all is said and done. :cool:

The chainsaw-bayonet is way cool! OMG...it was soooo worth to get. If I could I would sleep with mine :). But that would mean I would be sleeping on the sofa...I can't wait to see pics of yours Rini with you chainsawing a few people :eek:

Maybe i'll have Ms. Claus take pictures with it...I think she is a better pic partner than I would be with it :cool:

Now if I could only get the sound to work on it :mad:

[rinichanraar]

You are soooo hot!

Oh, Buddha! I love you! :)

The chainsaw-bayonet is way cool! OMG...it was soooo worth to get. If I could I would sleep with mine :). But that would mean I would be sleeping on the sofa...I can't wait to see pics of yours Rini with you chainsawing a few people :eek:

Maybe i'll have Ms. Claus take pictures with it...I think she is a better pic partner than I would be with it :cool:

Now if I could only get the sound to work on it :mad:

Oh! I read a review where someone talked about using a paperclip to make it work. Here it is (http://www.amazon.com/review/R39LO1A0AMSK2V/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm). Good luck!

I think you and ADDGirl need to take a photo together with it... perhaps her chainsawing you in half? :p

[Squidbot]

Is it wrong that the idea of rin with a lancer is arousing to me?

[Doctor Setebos]

Is it wrong that the idea of rin with a lancer is arousing to me?Yes.

I only say that because her boyfriend is on the boards now.

[Squidbot]

Oh, okay.

Is it wrong that the idea of rin's boyfriend with a lancer is arousing to me?

[violent]

This seems oddly relevant:
mTMlZSKEu-Y

[rinichanraar]

Is it wrong that the idea of rin with a lancer is arousing to me?
Yes.

I only say that because her boyfriend is on the boards now.

Nah! He's here very infrequently though, and I think he'd probably just join in on the joke. So joke on, my friends. :)

Oh, okay.

Is it wrong that the idea of rin's boyfriend with a lancer is arousing to me?

I think you two are going to get along. :)

[Purple Santa]

Oh, Buddha! I love you! :)



Oh! I read a review where someone talked about using a paperclip to make it work. Here it is (http://www.amazon.com/review/R39LO1A0AMSK2V/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm). Good luck!

I think you and ADDGirl need to take a photo together with it... perhaps her chainsawing you in half? :p
OMG! A million thanks oh great gaming goddess Rini!! That did the trick. And a big hugs and kisses to Ms. Claus who shocked the shit out of me as i'm walking in the door after the gym, she chainsawed me...showing me the lancer now indeed works. Women oh so rule!

And since you suggested a pick Rini...we'll work on that :). Ms. Claus being violent to me is a natural occurrence ;)
Is it wrong that the idea of rini with a lancer is arousing to me?
She's a gaming goddess. Of course you have those feelings :cool:

[Tayaya]

Speaking of Lancers... and new toys...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/3016600106_5cf5bf29c0.jpg

Just picked her up Tuesday! I was tired of being Evo-less ever since selling my 2004 Evo VIII, so say hello to the Evo X!

[pseudopseudo]

C'mon, I know this picture was floating around before.

How *couldn't* you want the lancer? It's completely badass.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/dewcifer/blas.jpg

It actually makes Cliffy B. look like a tough guy, which I think is a pretty amazing feat.