Child Pornography

[violent]

You sick fucks.

I'm actually giving away the following games on Steam:

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaa
Audiosurf
Killing Floor
Super Meat Boy
Portal


Claim them here and make sure you're on my friend list.

[Jackel]

can I claim AaaaaAAaaaAAAaa ?

[TheKeck]

I'd like to try Super Meat Boy someday.

[Hawkzombie]

LMAO. Well played. I'm tempted by Killing Floor, but I doubt I'd play it much. Let someone else claim it.

[TheKeck]

Violent, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you very much.

Also, (especially being in the P&R forum), I thought this thread was a discussion about and not provider of child pornography. Just wanted to make that clear. ;)

[Blue]

Would I enjoy Audiosurf? I used to play a lot of California Games back in the day.

[violent]

Just added Portal.

[Bone]

I am here to say I am AGAINST it sir, unlike some of these filthy excuses for humans who oppose my political views.

Oh... I'd totally play Killing Floor. That's most un-child-exploity of you.

[Blue]

Okay, gameplay video suggests Audiosurf to be nothing like California Games but still something I'd enjoy. If someone else doesn't want it can I make a bid?

EDIT: I love you, even if the thread title was misleading and I was initially disappointed.

[Widgetcraft]

I am here to say I am AGAINST it sir, unlike some of these filthy excuses for humans who oppose my political views.

Oh... I'd totally play Killing Floor. That's most un-child-exploity of you.

I was seriously coming into this thread to make the simple post of: "I'm against it."

[Bone]

The only more concise post one could make is "yes please!".

[Panthera]

I don't think we as a nation have done enough to exploit our natural child resources.

edit: By which I mean you bastards beat me to AAaaaah.

[Bone]

I don't think we as a nation have done enough to exploit our natural child resources.You do make a compelling argument. Drill, baby, drill!

Violent: thanks man!!

[ShivaX]

You do make a compelling argument. Drill, baby, drill!

Violent: thanks man!!

Don't you mean "Baby Drill, Baby!"?

[Dualshotty23]

Felt that another thread was not necessary so i am temporarily-partially hijacking this one. I have an extra copy of Amnesia and Super Meat Boy up for grabs.

[Laughing Penguin]

Felt that another thread was not necessary so i am temporarily-partially hijacking this one. I have an extra copy of Amnesia and Super Meat Boy up for grabs.

if Amnesia isn't claimed yet, I'd like to toss my hat in the ring...

[burger]

lame....thread title completely misleading

[Dorkandproudofit]

I agree with burger, but with the addition that I think this thread ought to be deleted, as it was deliberately misleading, and deliberately posted in the wrong forum.

[violent]

I agree with burger, but with the addition that I think this thread ought to be deleted, as it was deliberately misleading, and deliberately posted in the wrong forum.

Keep walking, Susie.

[Dualshotty23]

Felt that another thread was not necessary so i am temporarily-partially hijacking this one. I have an extra copy of Amnesia and Super Meat Boy up for grabs.

both have been spoken for.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Thread did not deliver. :mad:

[diablopath]

I still managed to fap to it.

[Superman's Dead]

So...can I have Portal then?

[violent]

So...can I have Portal then?

Yeah. Make sure you're on my list and I'll send it when I get into the office today.

[Superman's Dead]

Thanks violent!!

[violent]

Done and done.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Keep walking, Susie.

Honestly? That's the route you're going?

You had to have known for a FACT that this belonged in the Deals and Trading forum. But you deliberately posted it in here with a deliberately misleading name for who knows what reason (though I suspect it was for 'shits' with a potential for 'giggles').

I know if I had been the one to post this thread, it would have been locked almost immediately.

[violent]

Honestly? That's the route you're going?

You had to have known for a FACT that this belonged in the Deals and Trading forum. But you deliberately posted it in here with a deliberately misleading name for who knows what reason (though I suspect it was for 'shits' with a potential for 'giggles').

I know if I had been the one to post this thread, it would have been locked almost immediately.

Quit your bitching already. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Then you wonder why you couldn't execute something like this. Next time I start a thread called Child Pornography, I'll make sure to include information on the atrocity so you can satiate whatever need you seem to have for the thing.

[Bone]

Thread Nazis! They cleanse the impure threads to create a Master Race of Threads!

[violent]

Thread Nazis! They cleanse the impure threads to create a Master Race of Threads!

http://i.imgur.com/ncs9T.png

[Dorkandproudofit]

Quit your bitching already. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Then you wonder why you couldn't execute something like this. Next time I start a thread called Child Pornography, I'll make sure to include information on the atrocity so you can satiate whatever need you seem to have for the thing.

So I come in stating the rules as they are, and stating plainly that YOU DELIBERATELY BROKE THEM FOR NO GODDAMN REASON.

And you respond with "lolz ur a pervert".

I can't WAIT until a mod or admin comes in here.

[violent]

So I come in stating the rules as they are, and stating plainly that YOU DELIBERATELY BROKE THEM FOR NO GODDAMN REASON.

And you respond with "lolz ur a pervert".

I can't WAIT until a mod or admin comes in here.

You do that. Kindly step away from your keyboard while you do.

[Ghostbear]

So I come in stating the rules as they are, and stating plainly that YOU DELIBERATELY BROKE THEM FOR NO GODDAMN REASON.

And you respond with "lolz ur a pervert".

I can't WAIT until a mod or admin comes in here.

Hello, I am something approaching a mod.

Quit your crying, it was a harmless joke.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I don't believe this.

I guarantee that if I was the one to post this thread, Ghostbear, you would have had it locked/deleted on the spot (but likely not before the whole site jumped on me for not following the rules). But fucking VIOLENT gets a free pass?!

[violent]

I don't believe this.

I guarantee that if I was the one to post this thread, Ghostbear, you would have had it locked/deleted on the spot (but likely not before the whole site jumped on me for not following the rules). But fucking VIOLENT gets a free pass?!

Is your problem that this thread was intentionally hidden as a way of giving away free games or the fact that people treat you in the way that corresponds with the way you act?

Also, you are discussing neither child porn nor the giveaway while bitching that I am doing something similar. I hope that irony isn't lost on you.

EDIT: NotJeff has kindly offered up 2 more copies of Portal. Need one?

[Jackel]

Hello, I am something approaching a mod.

Quit your crying, it was a harmless joke.

It's all fun and games until Dork loses a thread.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Is your problem that this thread was intentionally hidden as a way of giving away free games or the fact that people treat you in the way that corresponds with the way you act?

Also, you are discussing neither child porn nor the giveaway while bitching that I am doing something similar. I hope that irony isn't lost on you.

No, it's the fact that this thread should not have been posted here in the first place. Even for a joke.

And furthermore, who the fuck decided that "the way I act" (i.e. reacting to someone deliberately breaking the rules) means it's okay to just fuck with me?

When I first joined this community, did someone somewhere say, "Hey, let's all use the autistic dude as a whipping boy and never show him any level of respect due an average member of our group ever"? Again, if I had posted this thread, everyone would be harping on me. Violent gets away with it for no goddamn reason.

[Ghostbear]

I'm sorry what rules are you referring to? The unofficial ones that we as a community "enforce"? Please link them to me. I think we can bend the "rules" when someone is giving away games to other members don't you? You have done nothing in this thread but overreact. So go get a cup of coffee or something and come back calmer or don't come back to the thread at all.

[Jackel]

No, it's the fact that this thread should not have been posted here in the first place. Even for a joke.

And furthermore, who the fuck decided that "the way I act" (i.e. reacting to someone deliberately breaking the rules) means it's okay to just fuck with me?

When I first joined this community, did someone somewhere say, "Hey, let's all use the autistic dude as a whipping boy and never show him any level of respect due an average member of our group ever"? Again, if I had posted this thread, everyone would be harping on me. Violent gets away with it for no goddamn reason.

because we expect more from you? He gets away with it because he doesn't know any better.

[violent]

I must admit, I never would have expected a thread called "Child Pornography" to become so sexy.

[Dualshotty23]

Im intra-personally debating whether a real "child pornography" thread would have caused such a damn ruckus. holy shit.

[National Kato]

Im intra-personally debating whether a real "child pornography" thread would have caused such a damn ruckus. holy shit.

There's only one way to find out.

[Dualshotty23]

nose goes. you lose. you start the thread.

[Superman's Dead]

First of all, nose goes is law.

Second of all, dork, I think you overestimate how likely your threads are to be closed

[Wackman3000]

Wow.... I am beyond shocked. A guy makes a "joke" thread as a way of hiding a free giveaway and suddenly he has committed murder.

Dork, if you take a forum this seriously, I'd hate to see how you live your life. You really need to learn to relax. It's all good man.

[pomeroy]

When I first joined this community, did someone somewhere say, "Hey, let's all use the autistic dude as a whipping boy and never show him any level of respect due an average member of our group ever"? Again, if I had posted this thread, everyone would be harping on me. Violent gets away with it for no goddamn reason.

Look, I know you think I'm all about "trolling" you, or whatever. But seriously, you act like a child and then hide behind your autism excuse whenever anyone calls you on your shit. It's pretty amusing/amazing when you whine that you can't get equal treatment, but when you do get that equal treatment, it's not OK because you're autistic.

[Krispy]

So... where's the child pornography?

[shunoshi]

So... where's the child pornography?

Hiyooooooo! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

[MagGnome]

Rimshot...mmmmm. ;)

What's a "nose goes" anyway?

[TheKeck]

Rimshot...mmmmm. ;)

What's a "nose goes" anyway?
I believe the last one to touch their nose loses and must do whatever.

[Panthera]

You asked for it. Naked kids.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2311/2149377614_20a4d6a7e7.jpg

[MagGnome]

I'm wet.


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[Hawkzombie]

Buncha Sick Fucks.

[Superman's Dead]

I believe the last one to touch their nose loses and must do whatever.

Correct. Also, the proper way to initiate a 'nose goes' is to just touch your nose. The last person to catch on loses.

That is the reason behind my innate nose awareness.

[Krispy]

That is the reason behind my innate nose awareness.

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2365/thenoseknows.jpg