Gears of War 2 Content Giveaway

[National Kato]

This must be my year for extra shit to give away...Left 4 Dead code, LBP beta key, Dead Space giveaway, and now this:

I have two extra content codes from my GoW2 preorder. I'll give them away to two lucky CoG readers...


Exclusive GoW2 Theme for the NXE
Exclusive Gold-Plated Hammerburst (online only)
All you have to do is post a short anecdote of a chance encounter between Marcus Fenix and his voice actor's other famous fictional character*. :D

It can be serious, melancholy, humorous, thrilling...anything at all. By definition, keep it short. I'll pick my two favorites and send the content codes! Good luck!

*i know the voice actor plays lots of roles, but this is arguably his most well known

[SPBTooL]

Bender: Is that a lancer in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Fenix: It's a lancer. And I am never happy.
Bender: Oh. Well shi....Not in the bottle!
*chainsaw sound and sparks
Fenix: Give me that.
Bender's head: Hey! I stole that bottle fair and square.

[Iron Past]

Fenix runs into Bender and chainsaws his fucking head off. Hows that?

[Telefrog]

Marcus: What the Hell happened to Jack?
Bender: I'm the new lockpicker bot. Don't like it? Kiss my shiny metal-
*Chainsaw buzzing. Tortured metal tearing noises.*
Cole: Woooo!

[National Kato]

These are good...I'll leave the contest open until 4 pm EST for entries and then choose my winners!

Keep 'em coming!

[Sandman]

Coming Holiday 2009.... "Gears of Parabox"

After stumbling onto a box that contains another universe (a box that was not destroyed in Episode #66 "The Farnsworth Parabox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farnsworth_Parabox)") Bender steps inside to find out if there is any loot worth stealing. Upon landing on Sera Bender is thrust right into the middle of a firefight and saved by Marcus Fenix. Knowing of a Locust prophecy about a machine from the heavens that would help them take the planet Fenix protects Bender at all costs....at least until Bender can find the box he needs to return home.

Seriously....think of the co-op possibilities!

[National Kato]

Seriously....think of the co-op possibilities!

Gold-plated Old English bottle exclusive DLC? :D

[Sl1pstream]

"I'm the Juggernaut..."
*chainsaw*
*silence*

Yeah, I have nothing.

[Deunnero]

Marcus: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus: Hmm... Got one?
Bender: Don't touch my stuff when I'm dead...it's booytrapped!

It's the best I can do atm.

[National Kato]

30 minutes left in this contest. Plenty of time for you creative types!

[Troggles]

Marcus: You don't look like any locust I've ever seen. Jack, crack this one open.
Jack starts "picking" Bender's lock.
Bender: Hey, wait that's my...oh yes. Do it some more.
Sparks fly all over the place.
Bender: Oooooh yeah.
Marcus: This is some sick shit right here. Jack, get the fuck off that robot.
Bender: No! You cannot deny us of our love!
Marcus: This ain't love. This is just fucked up!
Marcus starts up his chainsaw and starts to saw Bender in half. The chainsaw has a hard time cutting through Bender's dolomite outer shell.
Bender: I didn't know you were so kinky. This is the best experience I've ever had...ooooh baby.
Marcus: You sick fuck. I will get through you eventually.
Marcus's chainsaw cuts into the main part of Bender's body.
Bender: *moan*
Bender moans in pleasure. Oil shoots out of is crotch area all over Jack and Marcus. Awkward silence falls on the group.

Cole: Look at all that juice!

[Disgustipated]

marcus: You don't look like any locust i've ever seen. Jack, crack this one open.
Jack starts "picking" bender's lock.
Bender: Hey, wait that's my...oh yes. Do it some more.
Sparks fly all over the place.
Bender: Oooooh yeah.
Marcus: This is some sick shit right here. Jack, get the fuck off that robot.
Bender: No! You cannot deny us of our love!
Marcus: This ain't love. This is just fucked up!
Marcus starts up his chainsaw and starts to saw bender in half. The chainsaw has a hard time cutting through bender's dolomite outer shell.
Bender: I didn't know you were so kinky. This is the best experience i've ever had...ooooh baby.
Marcus: You sick fuck. I will get through you eventually.
Marcus's chainsaw cuts into the main part of bender's body.
Bender: *moan*
bender moans in pleasure. Oil shoots out of is crotch area all over jack and marcus. Awkward silence falls on the group.

Cole: Look at all that juice!


LMFAO. Ok, that is WINNAR right there. Holy shit.

[National Kato]

Congrats to both Troggles and Telefrog for their entries!

Interestingly enough, they both focused on Jack's lockpicking and a punchline by way of the Cole Train. :D

I'll send out the codes in PMs immediately! Thanks, everyone!

[Troggles]

Woot! Thanks Kato. This was a fun little contest. I just loved Jack in the first one. Always following me around, watching me die. He was an advanced robot with cloaking abilities whose only focus was opening the doors we couldn't shotgun open.

[rinichanraar]

Marcus: You don't look like any locust I've ever seen. Jack, crack this one open.
Jack starts "picking" Bender's lock.
Bender: Hey, wait that's my...oh yes. Do it some more.
Sparks fly all over the place.
Bender: Oooooh yeah.
Marcus: This is some sick shit right here. Jack, get the fuck off that robot.
Bender: No! You cannot deny us of our love!
Marcus: This ain't love. This is just fucked up!
Marcus starts up his chainsaw and starts to saw Bender in half. The chainsaw has a hard time cutting through Bender's dolomite outer shell.
Bender: I didn't know you were so kinky. This is the best experience I've ever had...ooooh baby.
Marcus: You sick fuck. I will get through you eventually.
Marcus's chainsaw cuts into the main part of Bender's body.
Bender: *moan*
Bender moans in pleasure. Oil shoots out of is crotch area all over Jack and Marcus. Awkward silence falls on the group.

Cole: Look at all that juice!

Hahahaha, at first I had my doubts when it was Bender jacking-on, but Cole sold it for me. That line always makes me laugh, and Cole Train is my hero.

[Telefrog]

Cole Train FTW!