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Karak
03-08-2011, 05:25 PM
This morning something happened that had me just shaking my head. I was going to post in the gaming thread but despite its rampant tangents I figured many others would have specific things to say about it.

So describe your day (whatever day you are reading this) in one sentence.

I will begin-

"Who would have thought that storing a razor sharp steak knife on top of the refrigerator, blade aimed outwards, would be a good idea?"

Narradisall
03-08-2011, 05:26 PM
"Wow, I've been stopped at every red light on the drive home."

pomeroy
03-08-2011, 05:28 PM
Dang, I want this school year to be over.

Vandabo
03-08-2011, 05:29 PM
Why couldn't all of this damn ancient hardware have lasted until we upgrade next month?

Karak
03-08-2011, 05:31 PM
"Wow, I've been stopped at every red light on the drive home."

:( Man I feel for you. I so know those days.

x Returner x
03-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Crunch is being added to the schedule, fuck me.

Banacek
03-08-2011, 05:43 PM
Politics are so horrible, yet people try to permeate them in every aspect of their lives, including work.

Sandman
03-08-2011, 05:48 PM
Why can't it be April already?

violent
03-08-2011, 05:49 PM
"Longer hours is not a solution."

biosc1
03-08-2011, 05:55 PM
"Minecraft, Farscape, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and work"

iHap
03-08-2011, 06:00 PM
"Fucking Southern California Traffic!"

KamaItachi
03-08-2011, 06:12 PM
I'm going to sit here, listening to other people's problems, when all I want to do is go play Pokemon.

Savok
03-08-2011, 06:21 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lowercase

Lon Lon Rabbit
03-08-2011, 06:24 PM
I just want my kids back.

Fubl
03-08-2011, 06:29 PM
I wish I had 268k , starring at this car makes me want to Rob a bank.

Shieldmaiden
03-08-2011, 06:52 PM
"What does it mean when a friend of the opposite sex asks you out for drinks and doesn't even broach the subject of inviting any mutual friends along?"

Ox
03-08-2011, 07:02 PM
"Quick: name a good bildungsroman with a female protagonist."

Kenturion
03-08-2011, 07:03 PM
It's either allergies or the flu and I don't get sick days.

Scaryfaced
03-08-2011, 07:05 PM
"Midterms hurt my hand more then they hurt my head."

Widgetcraft
03-08-2011, 07:19 PM
"Huhhuh-huhhuh, that was cool!"

I spent the day watching Netflix, mostly Beavis & Butthead with some horror movies mixed in.

Wasson_
03-08-2011, 07:24 PM
uhhh, yeah sure...whatever.

Purple Santa
03-08-2011, 07:48 PM
"Who would of thought a man who is a supervisor for a intensive outpatient unit is crazier/less stable than the patients he oversees"

LongStepMantis
03-08-2011, 07:53 PM
"I think the worst part about Cobra Commander being president is that we would lose a lot of wars."

quidmonkey
03-08-2011, 08:08 PM
Stinky farts.

Clark
03-08-2011, 08:24 PM
I know you think he likes it, but I'm worried that he can't breathe.

Stmfuller
03-08-2011, 08:29 PM
have I got all my ducks in a row to go back to school yet?

Mashidar
03-08-2011, 08:31 PM
"Commander Shepard, thank you for saving the citadel at the expense of the council."

In other words I just finished Mass Effect, and just started Mass Effect 2 today.

Thanasimos
03-08-2011, 08:57 PM
"Well, at least some of the ice is melting."

boratika
03-08-2011, 09:06 PM
My feet hurt.

Scull
03-08-2011, 09:16 PM
God I can't wait until all this shit is done so I can finally get some work done!

Lance Uppercut
03-08-2011, 09:23 PM
"Commander Shepard, thank you for saving the citadel at the expense of the council."

In other words I just finished Mass Effect, and just started Mass Effect 2 today.

Hah, did the same thing with my ME1 game. Fuck the Council.





"I can't do my fucking job if you keep hounding me and making me change my gloves every 3 minutes."

Generation ABXY
03-08-2011, 09:32 PM
"Should I have steak and eggs for breakfast or dinner... or both?"

Yeah, it's been a helluva productive day.

Stoke
03-08-2011, 09:37 PM
It's been four fucking months someone give me a damn job!

"Quick: name a good bildungsroman with a female protagonist."

Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson ;)

AntonThaGreat
03-08-2011, 09:39 PM
"Oddly enough on March 8th, the international women's day, was the day that my father decided to feel insecure about my love towards him during a family dinner."

J Arcane
03-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Banh mi is fucking awesome.

Hawkzombie
03-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Nothing you say, ever, can scare me away.

Panthera
03-08-2011, 09:51 PM
If I had to choose between a cure for cancer and the common cold right now then all those people fighting bravely against their lethal disease all over the world would be fucked.

Superman's Dead
03-08-2011, 09:51 PM
"God damn I want this job so bad I might stalk someone for it- OH LUPE FIASCO'S NEW CD IS OUT HOORAY"

civil
03-08-2011, 11:30 PM
"Holy shit that's a lot of cocktail for only $8. Gimme more, more, more."

fitbabits
03-08-2011, 11:35 PM
"I miss her already :( "

Followed by, "another cold? This is fucking ridiculous!"

civil
03-08-2011, 11:40 PM
If I were in Denver I'd be John Candy to your Steve Martin, James.

fitbabits
03-08-2011, 11:41 PM
If I were in Denver I'd be John Candy to your Steve Martin, James.

I think I like that! :)

evilgoodwin
03-09-2011, 03:24 AM
"Everyone who turns left here usually turns right at the highway, so I'm going to sit there with my right blinker on until the light turns green, then go straight and make a left, wasting his time, because NOBODY honks at me if I take my time leaving a parking lot, and now he has to suffer."

Narradisall
03-09-2011, 05:40 AM
"This is my Friday, bring on the booze, games and social outtings for the next 5 days!"

civil
03-09-2011, 06:01 AM
I think I like that! :)
http://micksgrill.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/john-candy.jpg

fitbabits
03-09-2011, 07:26 AM
http://micksgrill.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/john-candy.jpg

Love it! :)

Dukefrukem
03-09-2011, 07:39 AM
"Minecraft, Farscape, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and work"

Technically, that's not a sentence.

Shrinn
03-09-2011, 07:51 AM
"Why should I be forced to write my own questions for the exam and answer them, you stupid hippie?"

Vermillion
03-09-2011, 07:54 AM
This meeting is the perfect storm of stupid.

Generation ABXY
03-09-2011, 08:52 AM
So far, and accompanied by the cold sweat of sudden realization, "Damn it!"

Karak
03-09-2011, 11:20 AM
"I can't trade humans up, I can't train them up, so I need to reinforce this entire organization against stupid."

Gwinny
03-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Rather shit so far, but tonight there will be Dragon Age II.

Sandman
03-09-2011, 11:29 AM
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TheEpicOfTyler
03-09-2011, 11:36 AM
Fucking shit.

Jason
03-09-2011, 11:36 AM
Friends don't let friends use IE6.

Drayven
03-09-2011, 12:28 PM
Busy day at work followed by a fun night of banging little plastic men together and making them fight to the death.

evilgoodwin
03-09-2011, 02:45 PM
Professional photographers are smug bastards who ruin my day so much that I'm blatantly ignoring my school stuff and playing video games.

EternalGamer
03-09-2011, 02:57 PM
"Sorry you had to babysit me and my four bourbons till 5AM the mourning after your party."

TheFlyingOrc
03-09-2011, 02:59 PM
Sun came up, sun went down, eaten by horses.

Generation ABXY
03-09-2011, 03:05 PM
Sun came up, sun went down, eaten by horses.

...okay, this one bears explanation, 'cause I got nothing. O_o

LongStepMantis
03-09-2011, 03:08 PM
Hour and a half of sleep...fuck everything.

Shieldmaiden
03-09-2011, 03:12 PM
Complete and utter waste of time.

Xydarc
03-09-2011, 05:47 PM
No, you may not contact me for further support, contact my former employer.

Shieldmaiden
03-09-2011, 05:49 PM
Hah, I managed to void my previous sentence in the last two and half hours. I'm replacing it with "It isn't pretty, it isn't efficient, but it works!"

Ox
03-09-2011, 06:02 PM
"Note to self: when everyone is expressing moral revulsion, don't say 'I like it!' and start telling humorous (to you) anecdotes about it."

Purple Santa
03-09-2011, 06:28 PM
...okay, this one bears explanation, 'cause I got nothing. O_o

He's a very large patch of grass? :p

Wilkz07
03-09-2011, 06:50 PM
having to re-explain error logs to a developer who has come to my desk to ask what the email was about when it was pretty straight forward on what needs to be fixed was so much fun today.

Panthera
03-09-2011, 07:22 PM
...okay, this one bears explanation, 'cause I got nothing. O_o

Sun comes up, sun comes down. Can't explain that.

Matthias
03-10-2011, 01:11 AM
"For me, multitasking means reading 4 long chapters of quantum algorithms while installing updates to almost every piece of software I use, all the while wondering why my girlfriend can't be bothered to even reply to my texts for the past several days, much less make up an excuse for not wanting to study together."

Xydarc
03-10-2011, 01:51 AM
Sun comes up, sun comes down. Can't explain that.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

fitbabits
03-10-2011, 07:07 AM
"Seriously? The doc tells me to take the week off to recover from whatever it is I have, and I get a migraine on top of my cold? That's just fucking unfair!"

Karak
03-10-2011, 10:28 AM
"Would you like to go back and do both the jobs you used to do that you spent 8 months trying to forcibly remove yourself from and continue to handle idiot employees?"

My answer game in a sharp grunt.

menage
03-10-2011, 10:31 AM
Sick on the couch completing BG&E HD.

evilgoodwin
03-10-2011, 02:08 PM
"Playing games all night leads to more work today, even though it was worth it."

TheFlyingOrc
03-10-2011, 02:15 PM
"A penis is no substitute for a whisk, and hospitals are expensive."

Bad Buddha
03-10-2011, 03:38 PM
Up at 3:00am to put in 5 hours at work, take my wife to her last chemo session, come home to a windstorm that's dropping tree branches on the roof like mortar shells... so I think I'll take a nap!

Generation ABXY
03-10-2011, 03:56 PM
"A penis is no substitute for a whisk, and hospitals are expensive."

For added value, be sure to post this in the Recent Cooking Discoveries thread.

Thanasimos
03-10-2011, 08:43 PM
"My day started yesterday."

Backseat Killer
03-15-2011, 01:03 PM
One of the best days EVAR!

Karak
03-15-2011, 01:06 PM
"I don't think that crying will stop me from thinking your an idiot."

TheFlyingOrc
03-15-2011, 02:00 PM
"I'm starting to wonder if this guy is actually a licensed proctologist."

Mr. Murphy
03-15-2011, 02:23 PM
"I don't think that crying will stop me from thinking your an idiot."

"You're not perfect yourself, you know."

Matthias
03-15-2011, 02:27 PM
I spent the first 3 days of my spring break studying for a CLEP exam so I don't have to take History anymore, passed it yesterday, and have been playing Pokemon White and watching Avatar ever since.

Karak
03-15-2011, 02:31 PM
"You're not perfect yourself, you know."

"Grammar errors do not cause cubicles to almost be burned down."

Reverant
03-15-2011, 02:47 PM
"I don't get why wiggling around squid tentacles in front of my mouth and impersonating Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean isn't funny to anyone else in today's dissection lab."

Mr. Murphy
03-15-2011, 03:03 PM
"Grammar errors do not cause cubicles to almost be burned down."

My sentence actually described my day (I was cranky at people who kept fucking up around me), you're cheating. :D

Edit: The more I think about it, maybe not. That's an oddly descriptive sentence you wrote, it suggests a whole backstory of stupidity.

Karak
03-15-2011, 03:11 PM
My sentence actually described my day (I was cranky at people who kept fucking up around me), you're cheating. :D

Edit: The more I think about it, maybe not. That's an oddly descriptive sentence you wrote, it suggests a whole backstory of stupidity.

:)

That is indeed a bit like the matrix right there. Meanings within meanings hahahahaha.

Widgetcraft
03-15-2011, 03:19 PM
Day off: Video games + Netflix > Going to work.

Also, what I think is going to happen for the rest of the week: Going to work and doing absolutely nothing because I'm going to be paired up with a student teacher who is required to do all of the work as part of his degree.

LongStepMantis
03-15-2011, 03:24 PM
At first I was like :D, but then I was like :(

Stoke
03-15-2011, 05:56 PM
"I don't get why wiggling around squid tentacles in front of my mouth and impersonating Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean isn't funny to anyone else in today's dissection lab."

They're a bunch of uncultured Plebes. I got a chuckle out of just imagining that.

Shieldmaiden
03-15-2011, 06:32 PM
Absolutely fucking brilliant.

Hawkzombie
03-15-2011, 08:20 PM
Heads or tails, kitty cat.

Purple Santa
03-16-2011, 01:19 PM
Please shoot me now. Please.

Hawkzombie
03-16-2011, 02:10 PM
You've seen humanity at its worst and zombanity at its best.

Karak
03-16-2011, 02:22 PM
"No matter how bad my day is, it isn't close to others in this world."

Generation ABXY
03-16-2011, 02:24 PM
Please shoot me now. Please.

Here's hoping this is merely in response to your Adventures at GameStop.

Purple Santa
03-16-2011, 06:45 PM
"No matter how bad my day is, it isn't close to others in this world."
Thanks for that sobering thought. How am I going to be all self pity with that thought in my head? :p
Here's hoping this is merely in response to your Adventures at GameStop.

Part 1. Part 2 was dealing with my love/hate for my PS3 and Sony. Granted melodramatic but...blame the Histrionic disorder that runs rampant in my family :p

Wasson_
03-16-2011, 07:36 PM
Pretty retarded...but also hilarious.

evilgoodwin
03-16-2011, 08:29 PM
That sound wasn't the serpentine belt, it was the tensioner pulley and I have no tools to mess with it AND I'm supposed to be going on vacation tomorrow so I have to find a mechanic bright and early to do something that will cost too much because I'm inept at fixing cars.

Purple Santa
03-17-2011, 08:58 PM
Take industrial size shredder, put laptop through shredder. Instant happiness.

Stoke
03-17-2011, 10:13 PM
Fuck yeah, I've got a job interv-i'll be doing WHAT?

Mashidar
03-17-2011, 10:35 PM
"Thanks for spending your day at the year beginning meeting! Hope this information shows you the direction we are heading as a company and you can take it back to your stores and share it with your associates to pump them up!"

Company meetings make me tired.

Kenturion
03-17-2011, 10:46 PM
We didn't make a quota of 6000 yesterday, why do you think we'll manage 7000 today?

Surprise, we didn't.

TheKeck
03-17-2011, 10:52 PM
I know you think he likes it, but I'm worried that he can't breathe.

Oh man, this hits close to home.

Lint of Death
03-19-2011, 06:39 PM
This week on Two Cops (http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/07/12/two-chops/): Cop One fabricates a reason to tear Lint's head off, while Cop Two invites Lint's savaged remains to see Paul.

Vermillion
03-19-2011, 06:47 PM
I had two (cherry) cokes and 22 Chik-Fil-A nuggets. Today was a good day.

Thanasimos
03-19-2011, 07:18 PM
And in the end, potted meat.

Bad Buddha
03-20-2011, 02:30 AM
Playing Two Worlds early in the morning and my daughter walks in the door from college, takes us out to see a Marianas Trench acoustic show then we go out for beers, shopping, she makes us dinner and then her siblings introduce her to Dexter!

Purple Santa
03-20-2011, 11:14 AM
I love Netflix.

Exodus
03-20-2011, 11:16 AM
I love Netflix.

I love the fact that NBC has an ownership of some kind of Netflix so all of its shows are put on Netflix. Absolutely amazing!

J Arcane
03-20-2011, 12:26 PM
No they aren't.

I can't watch all kinds of NBC shows on Netflix.

Of particular dissatisfaction to me is that the West Wing is not on instant play. 1, or even 2 DVDs at a time, for a series that is like 30 discs long means it may as well not even exist.

Blue
03-20-2011, 12:30 PM
True. Which is why I just bought West Wing.

Superman's Dead
03-20-2011, 12:33 PM
Goddamnit I hate the rain in Los Angeles.

Purple Santa
03-20-2011, 06:33 PM
How man cats does it take to catch one small sparrow trapped in a house?

Hawkzombie
03-20-2011, 07:31 PM
Oh jesus he flew back over to bedding again.

Lint of Death
03-20-2011, 09:37 PM
Anticipation grows, impatient for tomorrow.

KamaItachi
03-20-2011, 10:36 PM
Kate Bush on the headphones > New Glasses headache.

TheFlyingOrc
03-20-2011, 11:30 PM
Police officers are not, in fact, edible.

Hawkzombie
03-23-2011, 12:59 AM
And the arrogant man knew the name of the King.

Superman's Dead
03-23-2011, 01:14 AM
I just spend at least half an hour wrestling my neighbor's drunk brother because he wanted to fight someone due to incredibly unfortunate and tragic circumstances, and now he is vomiting in the next room.

KamaItachi
03-23-2011, 02:37 AM
Cold/flu number three in as many weeks is starting to set in. What the fuck have I done to my immune system?

Scaryfaced
03-23-2011, 03:51 AM
Why does the dog always shit in front of my door, there's so many other options!

Bad Buddha
03-23-2011, 06:05 PM
You're yelling at me because you broke your BlackBerry and you don't like MY attitude?

J Arcane
03-23-2011, 08:07 PM
Portland is pretty awesome.

Widgetcraft
03-24-2011, 06:57 AM
It's only a little under 9 a.m. and I can already describe my day as being chock-full of awesome :)

More detailed description: In three of my classes I'm watching one of my favorite movies (12 Angry Men), in two of them I am watching episodes of Jericho, and I'll round out the day with an episode of Babylon 5 (The Long Night). My last period is planning, and they didn't tell me that I'd need to fill in for anyone, so there is actually a chance I could either get out of here early or just slack off for an hour.

Thanasimos
03-24-2011, 07:35 AM
Starting early ending late.