Stomach Flu - I Haz It

[fitbabits]

Ugh... Bones are aching, head is splitting, throat hurts, fever, and...butt-and-barf-splosion.

I can has remedy?

[pheriannath]

You're a walking catastrophe, you know that?

Feel better!

[fitbabits]

You're a walking catastrophe, you know that?

Feel better!
Um, thanks...

I want to go to sleep and wake up some time in 2009.

[roboninja]

Hope you feel better soon, the flu is so much worse than a cold.

[DoctorFinger]

There are few remedies that don't require a prescription (and most of those are suppositories). Tylenol to treat the fever and aches, chloraseptic to soothe the throat and as much Gatorade as you can tolerate to keep hydrated.

[Gorvi]

Holy shit, man, how many mirrors did you break exactly? Chicken soup and rest is all I can recommend. That, and DVD collection of a TV show you enjoy, preferably multiple seasons.

Feel better!

[National Kato]

This is what you get for illegally voting, James. The fact that I'm an accomplice means nothing. Move along.

[AgtFox]

You could play on the 360...oh wait.

You could play on your PC...oh wait.

There is the PS3 that hasn't broken yet *knock on wood*

I've always found Doc's ideas to work well when you have that kind of flu. Lots of sleep is also recommended.

[Generation ABXY]

I can has remedy?

Garlic. Yeah, you got it, but nothing says you can't get over it just a little quicker.

[fitbabits]

You could play on the 360...oh wait.

You could play on your PC...oh wait.

There is the PS3 that hasn't broken yet *knock on wood*

I've always found Doc's ideas to work well when you have that kind of flu. Lots of sleep is also recommended.
Oddly enough, my 360 works sometimes. Probably about 25% of the time.

My PC is in pieces, though.

MY PS3? My savior.

Sleep, hydration, Pepto, and acetaminophen.

[muddi900]

Sucks to be you. In fact, I feel I've already jinxed myself by posting in your thread.

Get well soon!

[biosc1]

...if only you had the Left4Dead demo and a laptop...you would not have to leave the washroom...

[NoName]

Wow. I don't know who has more stories of bad things happening to them, your or Slacker.

While your stories generally involve broken electronics or medical ailements (i.e. rotting flesh :p), Slacker's stories generally involve people getting shot. Hmm...

[AgtFox]

Wow. I don't know who has more stories of bad things happening to them, your or Slacker.

While your stories generally involve broken electronics or medical ailements (i.e. rotting flesh :p), Slacker's stories generally involve people getting shot. Hmm...
In James' defense there are other things that have happened this year. If anything, I'd say James has had an overall crappy year when all is said and done.

[Generation ABXY]

In James' defense there are other things that have happened this year. If anything, I'd say James has had an overall crappy year when all is said and done.

That settles it, there was just something downright EVIL about 2008; I know I would easily call it the worst year of my life so far. Thankfully it is almost over...the year, that is.

[fitbabits]

That settles it, there was just something downright EVIL about 2008; I know I would easily call it the worst year of my life so far. Thankfully it is almost over...the year, that is.
Likewise. To quote my dear mother, "2008 has been a cunt of a year for you."

[Generation ABXY]

Likewise. To quote my dear mother, "2008 has been a cunt of a year for you."

Well, good luck in 2009! :D

[iHap]

I once had butt slposion for 2 days straight. I actually cried...CRIED for joy when my poop was solid again.

[Spacetronaut]

I once had butt slposion for 2 days straight. I actually cried...CRIED for joy when my poop was solid again.

I was going to say that I didn't need to know this, but then I thought about it and I'm actually really glad that I do.

[rinichanraar]

Man, poor James. Seriously, I hope 2009 is the best year ever for you (until 2010). You're almost there!

I once had butt slposion for 2 days straight. I actually cried...CRIED for joy when my poop was solid again.

This made me laugh. Oh, iHap. :)

[Inspector Fowler]

Likewise. To quote my dear mother, "2008 has been a cunt of a year for you."

Wow. Scottish moms kick as much ass as I'd always hoped. If I said that word in front of my mom (Irish American) she'd knock me through a wall.