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MagGnome
02-25-2011, 12:13 AM
I found this article and the accompanying video to be very interesting.

TUCSON, Ariz. -- It's the ultimate protest against actions by the Arizona legislature. Secession.

Not from the United States, but from Arizona, making Pima County a separate state.

Over the last couple years, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and State Senate President Russell Pearce have said some things and passed some bills that have made national headlines. To those on the other side of the political aisle, that's not a good thing.

"We're tired of the extremism that's been portrayed to the rest of the country. and we feel we're different down here," said Paul Eckerstrom.

"We're tired of being last in education funding," said Eckerstrom. "We're tired of our tax money disappearing into Maricopa County with very little benefit coming back."

Although it likely won't go anywhere, I thought this was an interesting move and an issue that might spark some good discussion.

I know there was a little talk years ago about splitting Washington state in two, with Seattle/Tacoma essentially becoming one state and the other, more rural areas another. I've personally thought about what would happen if a similar movement started in Minnesota. The Twin Cities are often hampered by "Greater Minnesota", with a state legislature made up in great part by representatives from other, more rural communities throughout the state who constantly argue against state funding for programs and projects that would benefit the Cities, such as more public transportation. These Reps also fight against social justice issues such as equal treatment for gays and lesbians. All this despite the majority of the state's tax dollars coming from the Cities.

Hopefully the above paragraph never comes back to bite me in the ass. I certainly won't be running for national office anytime soon. :p

Narradisall
02-25-2011, 06:08 AM
Que Samuel L Jackson in 3...2...1....

Dukefrukem
02-25-2011, 06:24 AM
They've been talking about a 51st state for 15 years. North and South California. East and West Florida.

I personally don't want them to fuck up the near perfect flag.

Ink Asylum
02-25-2011, 07:36 AM
Plenty of people think New York City/Long Island should be its own state as well.

Dukefrukem
02-25-2011, 07:38 AM
Plenty of people think New York City/Long Island should be its own state as well.

lol *looks for video*

Dukefrukem
02-25-2011, 07:39 AM
Found! (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-15-2009/long-island-wants-to-secede)

MagGnome
02-25-2011, 08:05 AM
Located just 10 miles from Manhattan, or three and a half hours by car...

Haha! That's a great video.

TheFlyingOrc
02-25-2011, 08:07 AM
If we ever get a 51st state, it will probably be Puerto Rico.

diablopath
02-26-2011, 12:51 AM
I'm too tired to look into it. I know that Texas can split itself up into multiple states if it wishes, but I believe that's unique to Texas.

TheFlyingOrc
02-26-2011, 12:56 AM
I'm too tired to look into it. I know that Texas can split itself up into multiple states if it wishes, but I believe that's unique to Texas.

Texas can indeed go all Voltron at any moment. It's a special provision of their constitution.

Hawkzombie
02-26-2011, 07:28 AM
This is like Quebec. But then every self-respecting NORMAL Canadian hates Quebec. It's because of them we have to have french on EVERYTHING.

But they did give us Poutine. So it's a love hate thing.

Doogie2K
03-06-2011, 03:10 PM
This is like Quebec. But then every self-respecting NORMAL Canadian hates Quebec. It's because of them we have to have french on EVERYTHING.

But they did give us Poutine. So it's a love hate thing.

Wouldn't that be more like Montreal seceding from the rest of Quebec, because fuck those separatist douchebags?

Stmfuller
03-16-2011, 11:30 AM
Found! (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-15-2009/long-island-wants-to-secede)

I love how one of those dudes is literally the embodiment of the gun show cliche...

Serapth
03-21-2011, 11:00 AM
This is like Quebec. But then every self-respecting NORMAL Canadian hates Quebec. It's because of them we have to have french on EVERYTHING.

But they did give us Poutine. So it's a love hate thing.

Actually, as a foreigner living in Alberta, you are probably seeing the Quebec hate to a degree much higher than the rest of the country. The disdain for Quebec is highest in Alberta.

TheKeck
03-21-2011, 01:11 PM
I personally don't want them to fuck up the near perfect flag.
This is my thought. If they create a new state, they would need to get rid of an old state to compensate. We have no need for North Dakota, for example.

ShivaX
03-21-2011, 01:26 PM
This is my thought. If they create a new state, they would need to get rid of an old state to compensate. We have no need for North Dakota, for example.

North Dakota has some pluses, though we could fold both Dakotas into one and most people wouldn't notice.

I'd rather just get rid of Mississippi. I'm pretty sure nothing good has ever come from there or ever will.

Narradisall
03-21-2011, 01:34 PM
Super Dakota!

Has a catchy ring to it.

Ox
03-21-2011, 01:39 PM
Um, what? Birthplace of the Delta blues and Elvis Presley? I'm pretty sure Mississippi is the only reason God has thus far postponed the Apocalypse.

Actually, it's worth checking out Mississippi's wiki for awesome trivia. Apart from being the most fun state to spell, it gave us Jim Henson, James Earl Jones, and Oprah. Also Coca-Cola and root beer. And does anyone ever thank Mississippi for being unbelievably awesome? No, it's known as Alabama's retarded brother. There's no justice in this world.

Shamrock Jimmy
03-22-2011, 01:27 PM
I love how one of those dudes is literally the embodiment of the gun show cliche...

One of them? really just one?

Wraith
03-23-2011, 06:57 PM
North Dakota has some pluses, though we could fold both Dakotas into one and most people wouldn't notice.

Super Dakota!

Has a catchy ring to it.or Man That's One Big Dakota.

Serapth
03-23-2011, 07:06 PM
I kinda hope this happens so everybody can shut the fuck up about Canada being the 51st state. That joke lakes humour, with a mother fucking u.

MagGnome
03-24-2011, 09:17 AM
I kinda hope this happens so everybody can shut the fuck up about Canada being the 51st state. That joke lakes humour, with a mother fucking u.

The joke lakes humor?

Generation ABXY
03-24-2011, 09:25 AM
The joke lakes humor?

Greatly so...

Serapth
03-24-2011, 09:26 AM
Stupid phone :(

Vigil80
03-24-2011, 09:59 AM
I was going to say something, but I thought it might just be some weird Canadian expression.

MagGnome
03-24-2011, 11:23 AM
I was going to say something, but I thought it might just be some weird Canadian expression.

I considered this, but that didn't deter me. ;)