Mugs In The News

[civil]

One of my occasional pastimes as I prep for work is reading the Mugs In The News (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photogallery) section of the Chicago Tribune. If you ever need justification why there should be mandatory testing before any procreation this is it. The sad thing is half the dopes in this parade of mugs probably have kids. Sigh.

My favorite finding this morning was this guy, though not because of how he looks:

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/CoG/MitN.jpg

I wonder if that U-Turn thing is going to put his sentencing over the top.

[Purple Santa]

Maybe he was making the U turn to get help.

[Narradisall]

I thought at first he committed first degree murder making a u-turn!

[boratika]

They always return to the scene of the crime. Just not usually on their way away from it.

[civil]

Man, your replies have given me a much-needed boost. Thanks.

[fitbabits]

Looking at his name, you can tell he is a terrorist.

[Urizen]

Looking at his name, you can tell he is a terrorist.

ouch. ......

[MagGnome]

He's kind of cute, actually. I'd totally let him make a u-turn...to my heart. :eek:

[Narradisall]

They always return to the scene of the crime. Just not usually on their way away from it.

Lol, brilliant!

[MagGnome]

The first hit on that site was this (http://triblocal.com/elmhurst/2010/09/24/elmhurst-police-make-prostitution-bust/), which I find absolutely despicable. Not the prostitution part, but the blatant entrapment by the police. Disgusting.

[Hawkzombie]

I thought at first he committed first degree murder making a u-turn!

Missed him the first time 'round.

[Whunpo]

After he made the first degree, he decided to make the supplementary 179 degrees!

That whole story is a gold mine for one liners.

[civil]

The first hit on that site was this (http://triblocal.com/elmhurst/2010/09/24/elmhurst-police-make-prostitution-bust/), which I find absolutely despicable. Not the prostitution part, but the blatant entrapment by the police. Disgusting.
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/Mugs.jpg

[Crittias]

He's kind of cute, actually. I'd totally let him make a u-turn...to my heart. :eek:Alright, you got me. I LOLed.

[Mr. Murphy]

Missed him the first time 'round.

This one was my favorite!

Damn, that chick is pretty cute for a 34 year old prostitute...

[MagGnome]

Nice one, Civil. :p