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PathMaster
08-11-2010, 06:11 PM
Traffic stop saves cat from owner’s plate (http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article97630.ece)

When Ferry-Fillmore District officers pulled over a car driven by Gary L. Korkuc on Sunday night during a traffic stop, they said they heard a cat crying from inside the trunk and investigated.

What they found has left animal lovers at the SPCA Serving Erie County in shock.

That is one really messed up story.
LarsenNET
08-11-2010, 06:20 PM
What an idiot. If your going to marinate at least shave it first (it's a joke I love cats).
Hawkzombie
08-11-2010, 06:55 PM
....At what point does driving around with it make sense?!?
nnanji
08-11-2010, 07:17 PM
Hanging's too good for 'im
Burning's too good for 'im
He should be chopped into itsy-bitsy pieces
And buried ALIVE!!!
Laughing Penguin
08-11-2010, 07:18 PM
....At what point does driving around with it make sense?!?

Well DUH... you need to shake it up well with all the spices to get good coverage. Considering the relative size of the animal, dropping it the trunk is just practical. Cat self-seasons while you go pick up dessert.
Kelegacy
08-11-2010, 07:31 PM
People are fucked up. I think this is a cause of overbreeding. Our race is fucking twacked.
Laughing Penguin
08-11-2010, 07:36 PM
People are fucked up. I think this is a cause of overbreeding. Our race is fucking twacked.

If they could... the cats would do the same to us without hesitation. Fortunately, we have the thumbs.
AntonThaGreat
08-11-2010, 07:41 PM
People are fucked up. I think this is a cause of overbreeding. Our race is fucking twacked.

No different from Foie Gras. The extra suffering puts the yum in.
Scull
08-11-2010, 07:43 PM
If they could... the cats would do the same to us without hesitation. Fortunately, we have the thumbs.
Wait, do you also like to mock animals without opposable thumbs? I thought I was the only one with that hobby. It's like I have found a kindred soul.

EDIT: He was going to eat the cat. So what? We eat lots of animals, and I see no reason why one species is off limits when other aren't. I've never eaten cat, but certainly some cultures have no problem with it, so I don't honestly see the big deal. Now, his prep methods leave much to be desired, and I can certainly consider that cruelty, but the actual eating of the cat doesn't bother me too much.
Kelegacy
08-11-2010, 07:54 PM
If they could... the cats would do the same to us without hesitation. Fortunately, we have the thumbs.

Well, at least you do. I was born thumbless :(
Laughing Penguin
08-11-2010, 07:55 PM
Well, at least you do. I was born thumbless :(

Shut up and get in the trunk.
Spectre-7
08-11-2010, 08:00 PM
Seriously... who the fuck marinates a live animal? The marinade will never penetrate the skin, dumb fuck.
Laughing Penguin
08-11-2010, 08:05 PM
Seriously... who the fuck marinates a live animal? The marinade will never penetrate the skin, dumb fuck.

BUT... the cat will probably swallow and/or inhale a ton of it in the process, seasoning inside and out. Not a perfect process used, but I think he had the right idea.
J Arcane
08-11-2010, 08:38 PM
No different from Foie Gras. The extra suffering puts the yum in.
Sigh. I know this was a joke, but seriously, I wouldn't call what I've seen of actual gavage "suffering". The myth of foie gras "cruelty" has more to do with over-anthropomorphizing things than actual reality, and I hate to see it spread even in jest.
bstiff
08-11-2010, 08:57 PM
....At what point does driving around with it make sense?!?

He was hoping driving down bumpy roads would tenderize it.
AntonThaGreat
08-11-2010, 10:46 PM
Sigh. I know this was a joke, but seriously, I wouldn't call what I've seen of actual gavage "suffering". The myth of foie gras "cruelty" has more to do with over-anthropomorphizing things than actual reality, and I hate to see it spread even in jest.

So, are you for it or against it?
J Arcane
08-11-2010, 10:58 PM
So, are you for it or against it?
Serve it seared on a burger with a side of duck fat fried potatoes. ;)
Bandango
08-11-2010, 11:15 PM
Serve it seared on a burger with a side of duck fat fried potatoes. ;)

Please tell me where I can get that.
Hawkzombie
08-11-2010, 11:49 PM
So this has gone from an animal cruelty story to a 'this is why you're fat thread' :p
Spectre-7
08-12-2010, 12:13 AM
After some consideration, I think I might have titled the thread, "How not to eat pussy."
Pale Ale
08-12-2010, 12:54 AM
Navarro has black and white markings, weighs 12 pounds and is described as having a good disposition.

Now I know the "owner" was a mental defect! Trying to marinade a whole twelve pounds?

Moron.
Cactaur
08-12-2010, 12:56 AM
Cheezburger can has kitteh?
EternalGamer
08-12-2010, 01:37 AM
Disturbing and disgusting. But then again, cats are parasitic vermin that want to rub their scent on you in some twisted sense of ownership. Dogs meanwhile earn their keep by sounding the alarm and are generally faithful, humble and deferrential.
ElektroDragon
08-12-2010, 01:51 AM
I'm a cat lover and owner, but this just made me laugh. I guess I'm a sick, twisted, insensitive person. :eek:

I mean it is terrible and all the guy should be punished, but damn... I was in stitches.
Superman's Dead
08-12-2010, 02:29 AM
Disturbing and disgusting. But then again, cats are parasitic vermin that want to rub their scent on you in some twisted sense of ownership. Dogs meanwhile earn their keep by sounding the alarm and are generally faithful, humble and deferrential.

Dogs poop in front of you. Cats have a sense of decency.
Xerxes
08-12-2010, 02:43 AM
After some consideration, I think I might have titled the thread, "How not to eat pussy."

For the love of pussy eating jokes. :D
boratika
08-12-2010, 02:54 AM
even if you overlook the whole eating a cat thing and the inability to understand basic principles of marination, this guy sure sounds like some serious whack-jobbery:

In condemning the treatment of the cat, whose name is Navarro, Browning read from an SPCA memo put together in part from information provided by the officers and shelter staff:

“Do not under any circumstances adopt to this man ever again. He claims he did not want the cat because it was ‘possessive, greedy and wasteful.’ That the cat got pregnant after ‘spaying,’ even though it was a neutered male. This man is a danger to animals. . . . was soaking cat in marinade to ‘cook.’ ”

...yyyyyyeaaaahhh...
ElektroDragon
08-12-2010, 10:23 AM
Dogs poop in front of you. Cats have a sense of decency.

Tell that to one of my two cats who insists on pooping on my floor right outside his litter box half the time! Thankfully, we have hardwood (well, Pergo) floors right there, and not carpet.

We routinely joke about eating the cats in our house as a gag, but this guy went WAAAAY too far. "What's for dinner?" "Roast Cat!" I don't know, it seems funny at the time. Maybe that's why he poops on the floor.