Wife for sale...No, really.

[OldeWolf]

A Romanian man (genius) is trying to sell his 25-year old wife online (http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/10/29/romaninan-puts-wife-up-for-sale/). Why? Because that's the best damn idea I've ever heard, that's why. :p

Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around $8 million but has lowered his price to $6,000 for a quick sale. His ad on www.okazii.ro reads: "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner. Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."


Alex says he placed his ad on the site partly because he had got fed up of his wife nagging him all of the time and partly as a joke.

Partly as a joke my ass.

[TheFlyingOrc]

Spacious boot, you say?

[LongStepMantis]

I was looking for better condition than "good".
If she had been "Like New" or "Mint", we could have had a deal. ;)

Plus he's from Romania...he probably needs the money to fend off Dracula.

[Loki_09]

Guy needs to put up some pics if he really wants to make a sale.

[KingGorilla]

Does he have a clean title?

[KidCactus]

Guy needs to put up some pics if he really wants to make a sale.
Or maybe there's a reason for him not to put up pictures. Like Sony selling you a crappy PSN game just because there's no demo to try out first.

[LongStepMantis]

A google image search for "Romanian women for sale" turned up this as the first pic.
http://www.heifer.ro/Album/Jucu/images/jucu_04.jpg
Yeah, no pics would probably be a good thing for him. ;)

[TheFlyingOrc]

I'm gonna get a wifefax report to make sure she's never been rear-ended.

[Loki_09]

A google image search for "Romanian women for sale" turned up this as the first pic.
Yeah, no pics would probably be a good thing for him. ;)

Damn, that is one good looking horse.

[KidCactus]

A google image search for "Romanian women for sale" turned up this as the first pic.
I got this one though:

http://www.comanescu.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/instyle_romania_no_1.jpg

[Spectre-7]

Damn, that is one good looking horse.

Horse is not for sale.

[LongStepMantis]

I got this one though:


I refuse to believe that the woman in that picture is from Romania. She doesn't have a pack animal with her, and isn't wearing a scarf. It's a bait and switch! No sale. :p

[Spectre-7]

I refuse to believe that the woman in that picture is from Romania. She doesn't have a pack animal with her, and isn't wearing a scarf. It's a bait and switch! No sale. :p

God damned retouching. I hate it when they photoshop out the scarves and pack-animals.

[Loki_09]

I refuse to believe that the woman in that picture is from Romania. She doesn't have a pack animal with her, and isn't wearing a scarf. It's a bait and switch! No sale. :p

Dude, isnt that Renee Zelweger?? She's for sale? Hell, I'll pay Romania to keep her.

[KidCactus]

She doesn't have a pack animal with her, and isn't wearing a scarf. It's a bait and switch! No sale. :p
I'm sure the photo is just cropped, with a horse wearing the scarf right next to her.

[LongStepMantis]

God damned retouching. I hate it when they photoshop out the scarves and pack-animals.

The hand you don't see is actually holding the reins of her pack mule.

Edit: Beaten by KidCactus.

[LongStepMantis]

Dude, isnt that Renee Zelweger?? She's for sale? Hell, I'll pay Romania to keep her.

If it is her, then we know they shopped the hell out of it. Renee Zelweger is hideous.

[KidCactus]

Dude, isnt that Renee Zelweger?? She's for sale? Hell, I'll pay Romania to keep her.
Oh, didn't even see that, but I guess you're right, since it also says Renée on the cover.

[Loki_09]

If it is her, then we know they shopped the hell out of it. Renee Zelweger is hideous.

Confirmed (http://popsugar.com/1131759) .........

[LongStepMantis]

Confirmed (http://popsugar.com/1131759) .........

They're either editing pros, or she got about 5 metric shit-tons hotter in the last few years.

[Commissar Rob]

Spacious boot, you say?

I like big boot and I cannot lie...

[Karak]

They're either editing pros, or she got about 5 metric shit-tons hotter in the last few years.

Man I think she is fucking weird looking. After Plastic surgery she looks like a damn cate. Or half Japanese...wait that might be hot.

[SpacemanSpiff757]

I'm gonna get a wifefax report to make sure she's never been rear-ended.

I LOL'd and almost fell out of my rocking desk chair. Quite a sight I must say, and sig-worthy too

[LongStepMantis]

Man I think she is fucking weird looking. After Plastic surgery she looks like a damn cate. Or half Japanese...wait that might be hot.

She may not be Anne Hathaway hot now, but compared to how she used to look?

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/renee-zellweger-nomakeup.jpg
:D

[Johan]

I'd never seen Renee Z. with her eyes open and looking up! :D

Also, this thread is hilarious! :)

Edit: Picture below? PRICELESS!

[KidCactus]

http://gemigreptilen.nu/pictures/renee.jpg

[Loki_09]

http://gemigreptilen.nu/pictures/renee.jpg

LOL! That is AWESOME.

[LongStepMantis]

http://gemigreptilen.nu/pictures/renee.jpg

Now THAT'S a Romanian Zellweger. Yeah...you work that scarf you naughty girl! She's so ugly even the horse won't look at her.

[DiBiddilyBop]

http://gemigreptilen.nu/pictures/renee.jpg

You win the thread

[KidCactus]

To be honest, the old lady in the original picture looks better...

[LongStepMantis]

To be honest, the old lady in the original picture looks better...

The horrible part is...you're actually correct. :D