A vision of a dystopian future that could have been

[ShivaX]

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Apparently you can totally change her mind by being conservative and pointing out that her ideas suck.

[Widgetcraft]

The big question tonight: If Sarah Palin were president, could she solve the illegal immigration problem?

No, Bill, she couldn't. Next question.

[Hawkzombie]

I've said it many, many times before...and I shall say it again.

Total MILF

[Vandabo]

I've said it many, many times before...and I shall say it again.

Total MILF

I would totally bang Tina Fey doing a Palin impression... but that's as far as I'll go.

[Xerxes]

I would totally bang Tina Fey doing a Palin impression... but that's as far as I'll go.

Yeah. I'd do me some Fey. Or maybe that chick from Nailin Palin. :o

And wow... People like her. :confused:

[Kelegacy]

I wouldn't do it. I have an issue banging the mentally retarded.

[boratika]

Amanda Sefreid is hot
Not....not really.

And Re: Palin:
I've said it many, many times before...and I shall say it again.

Total MILF

I think we can safely say that Hawk's taste in women is broken.

[CappinCanuck]

And Re: Palin:


I think we can safely say that Hawk's taste in women is broken.

/Agree! I mean, she's alright for an older lady... but still. The only thing that excites me about her is that I immediately think of Tina Fey.

Palin still scares me. She seems like the type of leader that goes with whatever sounds good to her regardless of the reality in situations. I felt Bush did this a lot as well. Just a general lack of thinking things through analytically in an academic way. Bill O'Reilly having to walk her through to the point of having to deal with illegal immigrants internally once you secure the external border is a case in point. That's why I never understood the issue people have with flip floppers. I like them, it means they listen to public opinion and change accordingly. That's not a bad thing in my books for government execs. Conviction to go against public opinion may be a good thing in many cases, but as the leader of the US and the free-world - I think not.

[Hawkzombie]

You guys are getting hung up on the politics. I'm getting hung up on that sweet sweet MILF.

HEY-O!

[Xerxes]

You guys are getting hung up on the politics. I'm getting hung up on that sweet sweet MILF.

HEY-O!

Thing is she's not MILF. I mean maybe when she first jumped on the scene.

Watch the video again. Notice the skrull like bottom jaw. Nope... bang some hotter milfer look-a-likes. :p

[Hawkzombie]

Thing is she's not MILF. I mean maybe when she first jumped on the scene.

Watch the video again. Notice the skrull like bottom jaw. Nope... bang some hotter milfer look-a-likes. :p

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/81319-5224-lyja_super.jpg

I blame Stan Lee.

[MagGnome]

Watching Sarah Palin and Bill O'Reilly argue was great fun. Thanks ShivaX. :D

Edit - On another note, could her flag pin be any more obvious? All it needs now is some flashing LEDs.

[Xerxes]

Hmmm, watching the way he leads her....

So Sarah, we have 50 million people out right needing you to give me a blowjob, in this world now, you ARE the President. Are you going to disappoint all these American. You already stated that this is a major issue.... WAIT WAIT, don't cut me off. I have numbers that shows the recessions has hit blowjobs the hardest. If you won't do the job how can you expect others to? Can you get America these blowjobs.

[jeffbax]

As someone who thinks Obama is doing a pretty terrible job, christ on a stick someone needs to tie her up and put a ... sock in it already so we don't have to hear about her anymore. Also how does it always come back to porn?

In all seriousness, she needs to shut the fuck up because she is a goddamn idiot who clearly has no solutions. Yeah, militarize the border, that'll solve everything!

Ugh. UGH!

[Xerxes]

As someone who thinks Obama is doing a pretty terrible job, christ on a stick someone needs to tie her up and put a ... sock in it already so we don't have to hear about her anymore. Also how does it always come back to porn?

In all seriousness, she needs to shut the fuck up because she is a goddamn idiot who clearly has no solutions. Yeah, militarize the border, that'll solve everything!

Ugh. UGH!

For me... this.

http://www.newspapertree.com/system/news_article/image3/2999/nailin_palin2.jpg

[MagGnome]

Let's build a fence along the entire border, with barbed wire, automated machine guns, and signs (in American of course!) warning all "illegals" to turn back. Let's also station thousands of troops there, and paint the entire fence red, white, and blue.

That will certainly solve our problems.

[Xerxes]

We need to build this fence to the stop the Mexican zombies invasion of 2017. If we can't stop the "illegals" now, how can we stop the zombies!

[ShivaX]

We need to build this fence to the stop the Mexican zombies invasion of 2017. If we can't stop the "illegals" now, how can we stop the zombies!

Well now I'm in favor of a border fence. Mexico is the fairly likely to fall to a zombie infestation. Poor social services/response time and concentrated population. We need the zombie fence and the military to protect us.

[Hawkzombie]

If they rename it border patrol to Zombie Eradicators...I think we'd see an outpouring of support.

[Xerxes]

Mags is right it will need automated machine guns, but the troops won't be really needed until April 2017. Some early detection traps though would be nice. Not sure if we need to electrify though. We won't know how well that will work until late 2016. Could be too late to electrify the complete "fence" by April. Only leaves about 5 months. Let's take no chances.

We should also look into freeze ray guns.

[AntonThaGreat]

She's such a massive FUCKING RETARD. I swear on my life, if she were ever elected to any significant office, in some bizarre alternate universe, I would have left this country within hours.

Anyone that voted for her, in my book, is a massive fucking retard as well. I don't even want to know who lost to her in the Alaska elections. God, she makes me so angry; and the people that take her seriously make me sad.

[ShivaX]

She's such a massive FUCKING RETARD. I swear on my life, if she were ever elected to any significant office, in some bizarre alternate universe, I would have left this country within hours.

Anyone that voted for her, in my book, is a massive fucking retard as well. I don't even want to know who lost to her in the Alaska elections. God, she makes me so angry; and the people that take her seriously make me sad.

I imagine it was a lot easier to vote for her when you didn't have to pay much attention to what she said and you got a big fat check in the mail from the oil companies every year. I mean shit, most politicians don't do anything for the average person. She was sending them checks every year for significant amounts.

I mean its not like I know much about my governor. Its not like I ever see the guy (though admittedly he did show up for our 4th of July parade, but it was probably the first time I've ever seen the dude). Unless he makes a public announcement on something, I don't know anything about his viewpoints or opinions for the most part. Hes a Democrat. Thats about all I know. Well that and they're trying to bring back Branstad to run against him.

[Ox]

I must be stupid, because I didn't see what was so incredibly idiotic about that interview. I think O'Reilly pointed out a problem in her program, but I didn't realize only morons ever suggested imperfect programs.

Again, this is obviously because I'm stupid.

[MagGnome]

I imagine it was a lot easier to vote for her when you didn't have to pay much attention to what she said and you got a big fat check in the mail from the oil companies every year. I mean shit, most politicians don't do anything for the average person. She was sending them checks every year for significant amounts.

Isn't that Socialism? :eek:


I mean its not like I know much about my governor. Its not like I ever see the guy (though admittedly he did show up for our 4th of July parade, but it was probably the first time I've ever seen the dude). Unless he makes a public announcement on something, I don't know anything about his viewpoints or opinions for the most part. Hes a Democrat. Thats about all I know. Well that and they're trying to bring back Branstad to run against him.

I'm well aware of my governor. Then again Tim Pawlenty is hard to ignore. I can't wait until he's finally out of office early next year. Maybe then we can finally have legal gay marriage and better mass transit, two things that Tim loves to veto, among other important issues.

[ShivaX]

Isn't that Socialism? :eek:

No its only socialism when you take from the... uh... rich... companies... its different cause they're oil companies and she has an R next to her name. And Alaska hates commies!

I'm well aware of my governor. Then again Tim Pawlenty is hard to ignore. I can't wait until he's finally out of office early next year. Maybe then we can finally have legal gay marriage and better mass transit, two things that Tim loves to veto, among other important issues.

Yeah well your governor is actually doing things (things you don't like, but still things). I'm not sure mine has done anything other than be a Dirty Democrat (seriously thats about all I can see his opponents effectively saying). Not to mention they're all gonna bring back Branstand to balance the budget... only the dude screwed it all up when he was in office. Its like bringing back Reagan now to balance the budget - hes probably not the dude you're looking for.

[Vigil80]

I must be stupid, because I didn't see what was so incredibly idiotic about that interview. I think O'Reilly pointed out a problem in her program, but I didn't realize only morons ever suggested imperfect programs.

Again, this is obviously because I'm stupid.
We can be stupid together, because I don't see it, either. Unless it's the "I don't like the cut of your jib, so you must be idiotic" effect. That would fit.

[boratika]

Yeah well your governor is actually doing things (things you don't like, but still things). I'm not sure mine has done anything other than be a Dirty Democrat

He's done so little, he hasn't even showered.

[TheFlyingOrc]

We can be stupid together, because I don't see it, either. Unless it's the "I don't like the cut of your jib, so you must be idiotic" effect. That would fit.

Yeah, she had that disastrous interview back when she was first announced, but she hasn't seemed idiotic to me, just wrong.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/theflyingorc/sarahpalinParahSailin.jpg

[MagGnome]

No its only socialism when you take from the... uh... rich... companies... its different cause they're oil companies and she has an R next to her name. And Alaska hates commies!

Sarah Palin was the head of the biggest welfare state in the Union! Obviously they need all of that welfare money to keep people in Alaska on alert against the Russians.



Yeah well your governor is actually doing things (things you don't like, but still things). I'm not sure mine has done anything other than be a Dirty Democrat (seriously thats about all I can see his opponents effectively saying). Not to mention they're all gonna bring back Branstand to balance the budget... only the dude screwed it all up when he was in office. Its like bringing back Reagan now to balance the budget - hes probably not the dude you're looking for.

I'd trade governors with you in a heartbeat. We'd be better off with a can of Spam in the governor's office. This state was certainly better off with a former pro-wrestler in the top spot.


Yeah, she had that disastrous interview back when she was first announced, but she hasn't seemed idiotic to me, just wrong.

I don't think Sarah Palin is an idiot either, and I think that people who dismiss her as such do themselves a disservice. Sarah Palin is a very cunning strategist, and she has mastered the art of appearing more stupid/crazy than she actually is in order to gain the sympathies of a large portion of Americans who love that sort of thing. Michelle Bachmann does the same thing.

[Xerxes]

He's done so little, he hasn't even showered.

Why would he, he's in Alaska!

http://golfing357.com/uploaded_images/improve-golf-swing-760530.jpg

[ShivaX]

I don't think Sarah Palin is an idiot either, and I think that people who dismiss her as such do themselves a disservice. Sarah Palin is a very cunning strategist, and she has mastered the art of appearing more stupid/crazy than she actually is in order to gain the sympathies of a large portion of Americans who love that sort of thing. Michelle Bachmann does the same thing.

I straight up think shes an idiot who is good at saying what she thinks people want to hear. She rarely deviates from predetermined talking points and when forced to think on her feet she waffles and loses her way almost instantly. Bachmann on the other hand, I don't think is stupid at all.

[jeffbax]

I must be stupid, because I didn't see what was so incredibly idiotic about that interview. I think O'Reilly pointed out a problem in her program, but I didn't realize only morons ever suggested imperfect programs.

Again, this is obviously because I'm stupid.

Everything she had to say just seemed like vapid rhetoric. Additionally, she's one of the many Republicans that pay lip service to government restraint but don't hesitate to waste when the wasting is good.

[MagGnome]

I straight up think shes an idiot who is good at saying what she thinks people want to hear. She rarely deviates from predetermined talking points and when forced to think on her feet she waffles and loses her way almost instantly. Bachmann on the other hand, I don't think is stupid at all.

The thought of either one of them in the White House terrifies me. :eek:

[J Arcane]

We need to build this fence to the stop the Mexican zombies invasion of 2017. If we can't stop the "illegals" now, how can we stop the zombies!
http://www.palladiumbooks.com/Merchant2/catalog/images/802.jpg

[BigJonno]

No its only socialism when you take from the... uh... rich... companies... its different cause they're oil companies and she has an R next to her name. And Alaska hates commies!

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

[Ox]

I straight up think shes an idiot who is good at saying what she thinks people want to hear. She rarely deviates from predetermined talking points and when forced to think on her feet she waffles and loses her way almost instantly.
That's weird, because I thought she was very quick on her feet. She wanted to talk about how the President has failed to secure the border. O'Reilly tried to bait her into saying she supports amnesty for illegal aliens. That's a very dangerous conversation for her, and O'Reilly did a good job of laying the trap. But she saw it, realized the danger, and kept circling back to her main point without quite either saying she is in favor of amnesty nor that she's in favor of deporting millions of people. I'm not sure on what basis you describe that as stupid: is it smarter for a politician to be trapped into making extremely unpopular statements?

Of course she doesn't deviate from her talking points: that's the sign of a good public speaker. Your talking points are your talking points for a reason: those are the points that are good for you in the debate. You think I like being in court and having a wide-ranging conversation with the judge about what a terrible person my client is? That's neither fun nor productive for me. Instead, I want to talk about why the other side is even worse. If the conversation starts meandering over to my client's flaws, I will ruthlessly bring it back and reiterate my talking points until I'm sure everyone will dream about my catchphrases that evening. Doing anything else marks you out as either an idiot or a neophyte.
Everything she had to say just seemed like vapid rhetoric. Additionally, she's one of the many Republicans that pay lip service to government restraint but don't hesitate to waste when the wasting is good.
This is part of the problem, it seems to me: your criticism is simply that you disagree with her. After all, no politician goes on a talk show and eschews rhetoric on an emotional issue. It's annoying, certainly, but it's also the way to get votes. Stupid people do what Rand Paul did: actually try to answer the question. Smart people aren't there to have a conversation, they are there to make a political pitch, and even the most brilliant politicians of the modern era stick to their talking points on cable.

Anyway, it's not true that everything she said was vapid rhetoric: she said she wanted to send National Guard troops to secure the border. There's lots of room to say that that is a bad or ineffectual or even dumb idea, but I don't think the criticism of Palin is that she's wrong. Or at least, I think people tell themselves that's not their only problem with her.

EDIT: What's odd about this interview is that Palin is famously bad at interviews: look at the disastrous Couric interview, for example. I don't pay a lot of attention to her, but clearly she's a lot better at it now than she used to be.

[Xerxes]

http://www.palladiumbooks.com/Merchant2/catalog/images/802.jpg

It would so blow my mind if this takes place in 2017. I'd be shocked and convinced maybe we'd need to add some UV spotlights to the fence. :eek:

[Panthera]

It would so blow my mind if this takes place in 2017. I'd be shocked and convinced maybe we'd need to add some UV spotlights to the fence. :eek:

Or you could just not invite them in.

...I've been watching too much Buffy and Angel lately.

[Siraris]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't really see how Palin was destroyed here. I pretty much agree with Ox. In fact, at first, I thought I was crazy...

[Ultima Thulian]

No, you guys were right the first time, she's an idiot.

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[Ox]

Oh, I'm not saying Palin is smart. I just think this was a poor example of it.