You Bastards!

[Dorkandproudofit]

Everyone else gets a birthday thread! Why didn't I get one on the 15th? :mad: :D

[Stmfuller]

cause I had to use the bathroom and/or wash my hair.

[Thanasimos]

Get out of here, you nobody, you.

[Spectre-7]

Sorry... who are you again?

[shunoshi]

I'd have something to add, but it seems everyone has the bases covered.

[The Continental]

Enjoy this birthday, it's not every day you turn 14.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Wait, he's 14 already?

Shit.

[Grifter]

Everyone else gets a birthday thread! Why didn't I get one on the 15th? :mad: :D

Because unless you're an eight year old little girl no one gives a fuck about your birthday.

Just in case you are an eight year old little girl (I can't tell)

"Happy Birthday princess, your dolly is in the mail."

[Ultima Thulian]

What's so special about birthdays anyway? Everyone has one. Fuck 'em.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Enjoy this birthday, it's not every day you turn 14.

Switch the 1 for a 2 and you'll fix this post.

[Spectre-7]

Enjoy this birthday, it's not every day you turn 14.
Switch the 1 for a 2 and you'll fix this post.

But there isn't even a 2 in that post? :confused:

[Sandman]

Same reason I didn't get one on the 13nth.

[Dorkandproudofit]

But there isn't even a 2 in that post? :confused:

...seriously, you didn't understand what I was saying?

I'm 24, not 14!

[Spectre-7]

Bah... reading quickly. Thought it said, "Switch the 1 and the 2 and you'll fix this post."

[Handmade.Mercury]

I'm 24, not 14!

Don't be so eager to grow up.

[Lint of Death]

I'm 24, not 14!

Don't be so eager to grow up.

He's more than halfway to 24, so he's just rounding up. Where's the problem?

[Kelegacy]

You're really only 15?

Holy cow, and the language I use on this site...now I feel a bit guilty.

[pomeroy]

I'm 24, not 14!

Really? That's shocking, to be frank.

[Hawkzombie]

I made one...but the forum ate it.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Really? That's shocking, to be frank.

Well, my brother always tells people that I'm perpetually 5 years old, and I sometimes have trouble arguing with that... :D

[LordDon]

I'm sure Hawk has a very special present for you... your first sock.

[boratika]

Enjoy this birthday, it's not every day you turn 14.

Switch the 1 for a 2 and you'll fix this post.

No, I'm pretty sure you don't turn 14 twice. So, yeah, savor it this time, or you'll be disappointed once 15 rolls around.

[Clark]

cause I had to use the bathroom and/or wash my hair.

I was recording him using the bathroom and/or washing his hair.

[TheKeck]

The 15th of last month was when the real opportunity was missed. :p