Light Savers *NSFW/YMMV*

[civil_dead]

No, because it reminds you of a penis.

[Narradisall]

Your penis glows blue civil?

Should get that checked out.

#edit - unless it's the other one, in which case that burning is not a good thing.

[Exodus]

That seven of nine well...

The greatest thing I've seen today.

[LordDon]

Is that Slave Leia on a Wampa-skin-rug? Yes, yes it is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/slave4.jpg

[LordDon]

Rowena Ravenclaw:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/thanks_for_the_views_by_reine_haru-d4j6m6j.jpg

[resikel]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/find-them-25.jpg?w=500&h=865
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/find-them-24.jpg?w=499&h=752

[BigJonno]

Thank you, Res. Thank you.

[Vandabo]

Wow, she has the abdomen of the a 1940's pin-up girl. Like a true hourglass body. Very sexy.

[Xerxes]

She could conquer me.

[resikel]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbemyMOt61qh3tpwo1_1280.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfiwzPwbb1r26aeco1_1280.jpg

[Xerxes]

Sword fight!

[resikel]

I need a name so I can stalk her!

[Xerxes]

Ditto. Not Stalk, but so I can include her name on the ladies I dedicate my weight loss to.

[resikel]

I'm willing to share. That's how much my penis loves her.

[resikel]

I need a name so I can stalk her!

Fuck I'm good! Her name is Mandy and she's only 21?!?!?!?!

And this is her tumbr.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/avatar_de7ab334709f_128.png

http://beautilation.tumblr.com/

Excuse me while I go fap some more....

[AntonThaGreat]

Wow, she's amazing.

Rowena Ravenclaw:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/thanks_for_the_views_by_reine_haru-d4j6m6j.jpg

Puts this chick to shame:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbemyMOt61qh3tpwo1_1280.jpg

[Xerxes]

You can have her. :p

[Narradisall]

Is it worrying that on looking at sword girl I spent the last minute trying to figure out what game she is from? I'm sure I recognise that get up from a game?

[resikel]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkk9aVHJI1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwj7ooOEJP1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvx3wvP4is1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvn85q5j8H1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgu24jMtOJ1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumhv5AOI11qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltype6OsnV1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltni87MlDh1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt56wzxV5f1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrbiyHjVe1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskhhzTIws1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmyau02DJ1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4tbyaRVj1qbz1b3o1_r1_500.jpg
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpns236gH1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmn90ED6E1qbz1b3o1_r2_500.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3ageIxNm1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1xztVqrM1qbz1b3o1_r1_500.png
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpa8q6kZU21qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo0ppwlppK1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lns34gKWAg1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmp2glnNLF1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbd1iRcSj1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5hawA3gf1qbz1b3o1_r1_500.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkxtnbCciR1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljifauoI3U1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidhsc5i231qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lic39oc12D1qbz1b3o1_500.png
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liaeva1pSO1qbz1b3o1_r2_500.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lef5qdWIQs1qbz1b3o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcwz8sFTP01qbz1b3o1_500.jpg

[St34mpunkFTW]

Is it worrying that on looking at sword girl I spent the last minute trying to figure out what game she is from? I'm sure I recognise that get up from a game?

I think she's Red Sonya?...

[Narradisall]

I think she's Red Sonya?...

Not a very accurate costume then. I'm sure it's a game...

#edit - maybe golden axe.

[resikel]

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/red-sonja-2005/6-1.jpg

[Xerxes]

I want to marry her lips.

[Narradisall]

Ah right, I was just going from the film.

[Narradisall]

I want to marry her lips.

I so read that as hips the first time.

[Bone]

I'm in love

I'm in love

I'm in love

I'm... nope it was purely physical.

[civil_dead]

She'll survive. I know I di--

Oh who am I kidding, it still hurts you bastard!

*sob*sob*sob*

[shunoshi]

Whoa, she's a geek and likes deer hunting.

/swoon

[civil_dead]

Heh, I just noticed that.

Shame you're already taken, Ryan. ;)

[muddi900]

Mandy. 21 year old fashion design student/drawing enthusiast/ happy left-handed loner in NYC.

I doubt that's true.

[Joshkdmw]

Man-dee,
There's a minister Han-dee
And it sure would be Dan-dee
If we let him make a fee...

[resikel]

I doubt that's true.

Dig deeper. She has a boyfriend. And you do not want to be around her when she has her period.

Edit: Also, her full name is Mandy Carüso. You can find her on Facebook:

http://facebook.com/astroplastic

PS. Stalking +1

[PathMaster]

Dig deeper. She has a boyfriend. And you do not want to be around her when she has her period.

Edit: Also, her full name is Mandy Carüso. You can find her on Facebook:

http://facebook.com/astroplastic

PS. Stalking +1

Ugh yea...That is more info than I wanted to know!

[resikel]

Ugh yea...That is more info than I wanted to know!

She gets extreme nasty headaches during that time. Wut?!?

[PathMaster]

Nothing like first hand knowledge...

I prefer my women to get horny during that time. Works much better for my libido! ;)

[Vandabo]

Nothing like first hand knowledge...

I prefer my women to get horny during that time. Works much better for my libido! ;)

Any reason to post a Stephen Lynch song:

skc8QJ05SEs

[PathMaster]

Any reason to post a Stephen Lynch song:

skc8QJ05SEs

HAH! Nice!

[LordDon]

Moar cosplay less period talk:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/litchi_against_the_sun_by_giorgiacosplay-d4nr5xr.jpg

[Squidbot]

Moar cosplay less period talk:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/litchi_against_the_sun_by_giorgiacosplay-d4nr5xr.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/Animated/tumblr_lc738lDRh31qe0eclo1_r1_500.gif

[Hawkzombie]

God...the things I would do to her.

[PathMaster]

God...the things I would do to her.

Umm for me, its the things I would let her do to me!

[LordDon]

I do love me a good Black Widow:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/black_widow_v_by_onpaperwings-d4iyktq.jpg

[PathMaster]

Hmm, I wonder, was she at the first PAX East. If so I have some pictures of her!

[Joshkdmw]

Moar cosplay less period talk:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/litchi_against_the_sun_by_giorgiacosplay-d4nr5xr.jpg

Well don't you Lin-ger,
Here's a ring for your fin-ger...

[Narradisall]

http://12northphotography.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/skyrim_6.jpg

http://12northphotography.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/skyrim-cosplay-shoot/

Yes yes, there is no knee protection from arrows.

[PathMaster]

That is fine, she should wear those rug burns proudly! ;)

[LordDon]

So. Damn. Cool.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/6874577863_c603ebc1f6_o.jpg

[Bone]

Is that Briareos?

[LordDon]

Is that Briareos?

It is. tooshort

[Zagrash]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494/gravydoorknob/lollipop12.jpg

More Lollipop Chainsaw Cosplay (http://www.heavy.com/games/2012/02/the-best-of-lollipop-chainsaw-cosplay/)

[Bone]

God, I love the booty-wrinkle.

[LordDon]

Mmmmm little asian Punisher

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/lady_punisher_up_close_and_personal_by_vampbeauty-d4qs09y.jpg

[PathMaster]

Mmmmm little asian Punisher

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/lady_punisher_up_close_and_personal_by_vampbeauty-d4qs09y.jpg

Because I have to:

She can punish me anytime. :p

[Bone]

I'd... put my frank in her castle?

[LordDon]

I'd... put my frank in her castle?

Oh god, I lost.

[PathMaster]

I'd... put my frank in her castle?

Damn...you win.

[Hawkzombie]

That is it. Bone has officially completed the Internet. We can all go home now.

[muddi900]

Wait we have a sexy cosplay thread?

[Ink Asylum]

We've had it since Evil Avatar, although I think back then there was a lot more un-sexy cosplay provided by Civil.

[Wraith]

Um...

http://i.imgur.com/kKmOW.jpg

http://nahuisan.deviantart.com/gallery/ via http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/q3yo8/ill_have_this_fixed_in_no_time/

[Xerxes]

I have a gadget she can work on.

[Hawkzombie]

Laziest Cosplay EVER.

[Ink Asylum]

Who? Gadget? It's pretty decent if you ask me. It's not like the cartoon character is incredibly complex.

[LordDon]

I kind of miss Civil's additions to the thread. We sometimes feel like the little brother of the panties thread.

[Joshkdmw]

I kind of miss Civil's additions to the thread. We sometimes feel like the little brother of the panties thread.

Shh, you fool! Saying his name summons him! If one miter pertain says it on this page...

[Hawkzombie]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090724/cosplayers_fail_29.jpg

May not be here in body, but with us in spirit.

http://i27.tinypic.com/16lmy3l.jpg

Christ...the squirtel gets me every time I look at it. Every time I find something new to laugh about.

[Bone]

That is it. Bone has officially completed the Internet. We can all go home now.

Just the idea of someone sliding the last puzzle piece in with a satisfying click made me dizzy with laughter. Internet complete.

[Hawkzombie]

Just the idea of someone sliding the last puzzle piece in with a satisfying click made me dizzy with laughter. Internet complete.

Your reward?

http://i.imgur.com/pkKu4.png

The utter defeat and lost purpose that comes from completing a life's journey with small, lifeless arms at your sides.

And...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/1251837685_445.jpg

Best comments from where I found it?

"Master Beef"
"I love how his helmet is unbelievably fat also"

[Xerxes]

Ok those comments got me.

[LordDon]

Oh god that's glorious. The internet must add 80 pounds.

[Hawkzombie]

I just love how the Blastoise is supposed to look mad, but he seems just so broken and depressed instead. All it needs is a cigarette hanging out of its mouth.

[Ink Asylum]

She's still working on her costume, but this picture has been flying around the internet because this woman practically IS Chell.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyb92nINb1qmz4kfo1_500.png

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/02/portal_2_chell.jpg

[Bone]

Step back, I've got this one.



Cave?

Johnson.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Step back, I've got this one.



Cave?

Johnson.

Bone.

tooshort

[Xerxes]

Um who is she.

[Vandabo]

Step back, I've got this one.



Cave?

Johnson.

Bravo, good sir!


I'd like to throw my science at her walls and see what sticks.

[Hawkzombie]

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?!

I'd like to post pointless memes on her internets

[Zagrash]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494/gravydoorknob/cosplay-fail-5.jpg

[Dorkandproudofit]

Samus has... cameltoe.

If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to gouge my eyes out.

[evilgoodwin]

Samus has... cameltoe.

If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to gouge my eyes out.

Also, man-hands.

[LordDon]

I don't think that's Samus, I think it's a Ninja Turtle with a headwound who got his hand stuck trying to grab the last pringle.

[Zagrash]

I don't think that's Samus, I think it's a Ninja Turtle with a headwound who got his hand stuck trying to grab the last pringle.

How about this guy?

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k494/gravydoorknob/cosplay-fail-7.jpg

[LordDon]

He's clearly a Gundam. It says so on his shirt.

[resikel]

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/03/15/bepop-n-rocksteady-cosplay.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/03/15/bebop-n-rocksteady-cosplay-2.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/03/15/bebop-n-rocksteady-cosplay-3.jpg

[Hawkzombie]

He's clearly a Gundam. It says so on his shirt.

+ Mother-Fucking 1

[Vandabo]

I hope Rocksteady has a straw...

[Zagrash]

He's clearly a Gundam. It says so on his shirt.

exactly the answer I was hoping for =)

[Joshkdmw]

The world needs more Bebop and Rocksteady cosplay.

[biosc1]

Samus has... cameltoe.

If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to gouge my eyes out.

It's called "mameltoe (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mameltoe)"

[Xerxes]

It's called "mameltoe (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mameltoe)"

I thought that was called a mooseknuckle? :confused:

[bean]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/find-them-25.jpg?w=500&h=865
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/find-them-24.jpg?w=499&h=752
Please let this be Tier 14.

[BigJonno]

It is. You drop the boss and then she turns up on your doorstep and shouts "DING!"

[biosc1]

I thought that was called a mooseknuckle? :confused:

Well, I stand corrected. I should have used the Canadian term. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mooseknuckle)

[resikel]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/daily-morning-awesomeness-76.jpg?w=500&h=382

[Xydarc]

It is. You drop the boss and then she turns up on your doorstep and shouts "DING!"
Actually, I think a certain part of your body says "ding.";)

[LordDon]

Yes please.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/lara_croft_wetsuit___back_by_misslarisacroft-d4v80oq.jpg

[menage]

http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/eli1.jpg

[Dorkandproudofit]

Those eyes haunt my soul.

[Ink Asylum]

Damn good Mass Effect cosplay, and the photo effects really make it look like part of the game.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/tumblr_m2u64uMDEZ1qfnv5ao1_1280.jpg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/tumblr_m2u64uMDEZ1qfnv5ao2_1280.jpg

[Hawkzombie]

For a second there I thought the second pic WAS the game. Or a pre-rendered shot.

[LordDon]

Yeah, that second picture is uncanny.

[Akion-Totocha]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/14/31/2220d51f1c047290e0dd2afd1ae3b00a.jpg

[ShivaX]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/14/31/2220d51f1c047290e0dd2afd1ae3b00a.jpg

I'll take on that quest.

[Hawkzombie]

I...uh...

I NEED AN ADULT!

[Dorkandproudofit]

I...uh...

I NEED AN ADULT!

That's what we've always said about you, Hawk. :D

[Xydarc]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/14/31/2220d51f1c047290e0dd2afd1ae3b00a.jpg
I'll show her some Adventure Time.


Sent from my DROID BIONIC

[Akion-Totocha]

I wonder how many adventure time innuendo's can be made.. That's the second one so far.

[ShivaX]

I wonder how many adventure time innuendo's can be made.. That's the second one so far.

She can Jake my Finn!

[Dorkandproudofit]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/14/31/2220d51f1c047290e0dd2afd1ae3b00a.jpg

If she thinks her dog has long legs, she won't believe my fifth one!

[Hawkzombie]

I WANT TO BONE HER ON A QUEST. IN A BEDTIME ADVENTURE.

Am I doing it right?

[Bone]

I would so throw her a me.

[Hawkzombie]

I would so throw her a me.

That's it. The Internet has been conquered. We can all stop now.

[LordDon]

I must see this Anime (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panty_%26_Stocking_with_Garterbelt):

the Anarchy sisters wield a variety of mysterious powers, most notably the ability to transform their undergarments into weapons

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/6968814800_e3bf4d5770_b.jpg

[Hawkzombie]

So...what makes that different from other Anime?

:p

[muddi900]

I remember catching an episode of One Piece on Cartoon Network. There was a surprising lack of rape in it.

[menage]

I'm normally not into dude cosplay. But this rocks

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/18089__468x_cosplayers-23.jpg

God I loved that series back in the day.

[Ink Asylum]

the Anarchy sisters wield a variety of mysterious powers, most notably the ability to transform their undergarments into weapons

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/1285970346660.gif

[Vandabo]

I remember catching an episode of One Piece on Cartoon Network. There was a surprising lack of rape in it.

That would be a great quote on the cover of the DVD.

"There was a surprising lack of rape in it."
- muddi900

[Hyperglide]

I must see this Anime (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panty_%26_Stocking_with_Garterbelt):



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Lord_Don/6968814800_e3bf4d5770_b.jpg

The only way I'm going to FREEZE is with an ice cold shower.

Do I win the internetz?

[Bad Buddha]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/1285970346660.gif

A friend of mine and I were at a strip club on Vancouver Island YEARS ago. The dancer shot her panties at me... Luckily I had the good sense to duck. She was pissed. Now I know that she was expecting a head-shot!

[Karmakin]

The best way to describe PSG is it's Gurren Lagann x Archer x PowerPuff Girls with a healthy dose of parody taking tons of tropes, both anime and otherwise to task.

I enjoyed it quite a bit. Also has an awesome soundtrack, if you're into that type of music.

x9RJfb_tmSI

[LordDon]

That looks like one of the greatest shows ever produced, ever.

[Ink Asylum]

I've absorbed a lot of information about it, but I've yet to see it myself. Anyone know the best way to watch it in the US at the moment?

[biosc1]

A friend of mine and I were at a strip club on Vancouver Island YEARS ago. The dancer shot her panties at me... Luckily I had the good sense to duck. She was pissed. Now I know that she was expecting a head-shot!

Ah, the island...such a classy place :p

[Talanvor]

The best way to describe PSG is it's Gurren Lagann x Archer x PowerPuff Girls with a healthy dose of parody taking tons of tropes, both anime and otherwise to task.

Don't forget the Phoenix Wright insert too.

[Ink Asylum]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/entering_afterlife_by_manjou-d4wh6gq.jpg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2376971/Forum%20Images/mass_effect_pulp_fiction_by_manjou-d4xx2x7.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cnvqhbHj1rs4ndgo1_500.gif

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cnvqhbHj1rs4ndgo2_500.gif

These made me laugh.

[J Arcane]

Sexy 70s Catwoman. (http://imgur.com/a/3iSOU#0)

[Xerxes]

http://i.imgur.com/nnS3U.jpg

[Squidbot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/tEh%20s3x0rZ/cosplay-wonderwoman-superherophotography-3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/tEh%20s3x0rZ/cosplay-wonderwoman-superherophotography-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/tEh%20s3x0rZ/cosplay-wonderwoman-superherophotography-2.jpg

[Xerxes]

That's how the redesign should have looked. I'd give her a sword too.

[Squidbot]

I bet you would.

[PathMaster]

He only said 'a' sword. I take care if it:

I would give her my sword.

That is how it is done Xerxes!