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Wow, tough crowd. I think she's just making a face, but hey, that's cool. Nice boob though.
Karak
06-14-2011, 01:22 PM
Sex:
In this thread people explain how they are doing it wrong.
And how's that exactly? I happen to hold a merit badge in sexing.
resikel
06-14-2011, 01:31 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/levy-tran-4.jpg?w=500&h=750
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/levy-tran-1.jpg?w=500&h=750
SilentScreams
06-14-2011, 01:36 PM
Much more like it! :)
Voodoo
06-14-2011, 01:56 PM
So, what you're saying is that you have a very thin pointy penis?
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6800/pencilmouth.jpg
Handmade.Mercury
06-14-2011, 01:58 PM
Is that your idea of a blowjob? :p
Voodoo
06-14-2011, 01:59 PM
Is that your idea of a blowjob? :p
In one nostril and out the other like one of those twisty pencils. :D
Squidbot
06-14-2011, 02:02 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6800/pencilmouth.jpg
Well played, sir. Well played indeed. I'll get you next time!
resikel
06-14-2011, 02:14 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burn-bra-111.jpg?w=500&h=712
SilentScreams
06-14-2011, 02:19 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X29CNztvlNQ/SWE0q2Vu2KI/AAAAAAAAB54/AnrPDWMEBt4/s400/irs-pencil-sharpener.JPG
Karak
06-14-2011, 02:35 PM
And how's that exactly? I happen to hold a merit badge in sexing.
http://i.imgur.com/GcrBz.jpg (http://imgur.com/GcrBz)
http://i.imgur.com/GcrBz.jpg (http://imgur.com/GcrBz)
I lost. Be aware though, the sexing badge is a community service activity. A lot of doors slammed in the face of this scout. You just have to be persistent and keep knocking.
Karak
06-14-2011, 02:55 PM
I lost. Be aware though, the sexing badge is a community service activity. A lot of doors slammed in the face of this scout. You just have to be persistent and keep knocking.
I have found that slipping in the back door when you have their attention elsewhere works:)
However, it requires a bit of stealth so a slower entry is better. You can't just kick down the backdoor...well you can...if your girlfriend is
http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/AVN+Awards+Mandalay+Bay+Arrivals+DiIT64gQD_gl.jpg
resikel
06-14-2011, 03:23 PM
I have found that slipping in the back door when you have their attention elsewhere works:)
However, it requires a bit of stealth so a slower entry is better. You can't just kick down the backdoor...well you can...if your girlfriend is
http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/AVN+Awards+Mandalay+Bay+Arrivals+DiIT64gQD_gl.jpg
...which is more of a tunnel by now.
http://www.bibleplaces.com/images/Hezekiahs_Tunnel_tb_n031200_wr.jpg
Karak
06-14-2011, 03:36 PM
...which is more of a tunnel by now.
http://www.bibleplaces.com/images/Hezekiahs_Tunnel_tb_n031200_wr.jpg
I would have no problem with a spelunking expedition.
SilentScreams
06-14-2011, 03:42 PM
You have to ask yourself if the thrill is worth the risk though.
resikel
06-14-2011, 03:49 PM
I would have no problem with a spelunking expedition.
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/518110e2-492d-4bb2-9d68-98a66ff3e5d0.grid-6x2.jpg
Squidbot
06-14-2011, 03:56 PM
What the hell happened in here?
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:05 PM
You have to ask yourself if the thrill is worth the risk though.
Asked and answered. LONG AGO.
Even if somehow, I got Brittle Bone disease from banging her I would do it...twice.
VD's...Gotta Catch Em All
Back to pics
She rocks my crank man
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gHt5QNam560/TdiURTDyRJI/AAAAAAAAEo0/IRKSKsW4O_s/s1600/Lake+Bell60.jpg
Though I am SURE that many of the amazing Adonis's in here probably think there is something wrong with her face, compared to those girls in their vast personal sexual history and would throw her aside due to sharp knees or something.
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:08 PM
What the hell happened in here?
We don't know what you are talking about...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/the-dars-411.jpg?w=500&h=749
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:11 PM
We don't know what you are talking about...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/the-dars-411.jpg?w=500&h=749
Ya not sure what he is talking about:)
http://www.uimages.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/camel_toe_40.jpg
+
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMrmKWgIQAJFaZhF9Br9LSIkosT2BBL j9FqkioW-WSMVhfzkuZ&t=1
Damn this chick is a HOTTIE
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lacsyuiGwM1qa058e.jpg
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:18 PM
Damn this chick is a HOTTIE
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lacsyuiGwM1qa058e.jpg
Is your chick hiding a penis behind that hat? You can guess what my chick is hiding behind her arm...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/the-dars-391.jpg?w=500&h=749
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:19 PM
Is your chick hiding a penis behind that hat? You can guess what my chick is hiding behind her arm...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/the-dars-391.jpg?w=500&h=749
I only see her covering what appears to be massively unkept armpit hair.
...Ah no. If you don't know who she is that is Ariana Grande
Most assuredly not a penis.
ClannerDelta
06-14-2011, 04:25 PM
She rocks my crank man
I think she's the lead from Surface and yes, I'm with you.
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:28 PM
...Ah no. If you don't know who she is that is Ariana Grande
Most assuredly not a penis.
I just googled her and ... she's a kid! She's not even 18 yet.
http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/5C26DA2CE4B8-ariana-grande-400x479.jpg
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:29 PM
I just googled her and ... she's a kid! She's not even 18 yet.
http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/5C26DA2CE4B8-ariana-grande-400x479.jpg
So.
I have been to jail.
Would go again. Good food, and warm people to cuddle up with.
And wait, how old is the chick you posted?
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:30 PM
I think she's the lead from Surface and yes, I'm with you.
Man she is just hot enough to catch your eye but still has a nice normal look to her. Hot beyond belief. I expend a caloric unit or two on getting to know her.
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:34 PM
So.
I have been to jail.
Would go again. Good food, and warm people to cuddle up with.
And wait, how old is the chick you posted?
My chick has a beer in her hand.
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:42 PM
Speaking of young...Kate Upton, she's 19. Her birthday was 4 days ago.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/kate-upton.jpg?w=920&h=1364
Karak
06-14-2011, 04:45 PM
My chick has a beer in her hand.
Hahahah HOLY shit. The ability to carry a beer indicates age:) ?
Can I move to wherever you live? Hahahahaha
resikel
06-14-2011, 04:51 PM
Hahahah HOLY shit. The ability to carry a beer indicates age:) ?
Can I move to wherever you live? Hahahahaha
No. It's just an excuse that I can tell the judge. ;)
SilentScreams
06-14-2011, 04:53 PM
"She was drunk, your honor!"
That'll go well.
resikel
06-14-2011, 07:37 PM
http://media.fukung.net/images/30843/ce2c243be79493c0bd0dcf6bfdc40d9b.jpg
Handmade.Mercury
06-14-2011, 08:15 PM
http://alltype10.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/mini_anden_25.jpg
Shadowstorm
06-14-2011, 09:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OSPgo.jpg
resikel
06-15-2011, 12:59 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/milf-fence-4.jpg?w=500&h=884
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 01:06 AM
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WorkoutFeatured1.jpg
Hotcod
06-15-2011, 02:46 AM
ah it was going so well for 2 posts, then less so. :P
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 09:05 AM
Oh I got what you like.
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/legacyimages/thedishrag/images/2007/09/20/skinny2.jpg
Karak
06-15-2011, 09:06 AM
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WorkoutFeatured1.jpg
The "Sport butt" on her is strong Xerxes. Even with it hidden by her sitting down you can sense it like a disturbance in the force.
Hotcod
06-15-2011, 09:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OSPgo.jpg
this is what I like
not this
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a-women-bodybuilder-trainwreck-16.jpg?w=500&h=375
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 09:20 AM
Neither chick looks like that. O_o
Hotcod
06-15-2011, 09:29 AM
Neither chick looks like that. O_o
It's what we commonly call a joke... in this case trolling might also be an acceptable term. Either way I giggled and that's what matters most here.
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 09:36 AM
The "Sport butt" on her is strong Xerxes. Even with it hidden by her sitting down you can sense it like a disturbance in the force.
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/themes/nerdery-skeleton-theme-v1/timthumb.php?src=http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cellulite.jpg&w=594&h=412&c=1&q=100
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/themes/nerdery-skeleton-theme-v1/timthumb.php?src=http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/600repWorkout.jpg&w=594&h=412&c=1&q=100
<shrug>
resikel
06-15-2011, 10:17 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/would-you1.jpg?w=500&h=600
Oh, I spent a weekend with a pretty pear-shaped girl once. Crazy like a horny fox :)
Side note: Resikel, you truly have the widest range of tastes I've ever seen. You are like the Switzerland of oglers.
Karak
06-15-2011, 10:28 AM
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/themes/nerdery-skeleton-theme-v1/timthumb.php?src=http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cellulite.jpg&w=594&h=412&c=1&q=100
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/themes/nerdery-skeleton-theme-v1/timthumb.php?src=http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/600repWorkout.jpg&w=594&h=412&c=1&q=100
<shrug>
Great Googly Moogly. Wowza. I would quit my job just so I could spend extra hours fiddling her niddlers. Damn.
resikel
06-15-2011, 10:38 AM
Side note: Resikel, you truly have the widest range of tastes I've ever seen. You are like the Switzerland of oglers.
http://media.fukung.net/images/33425/5b7c0739b5df558ce7274931893150fa.gif
Karak
06-15-2011, 10:52 AM
http://media.fukung.net/images/33425/5b7c0739b5df558ce7274931893150fa.gif
Ya I think Bone is doing something wrong here. I mean, we may like or dislike some of the girls,but aside from the roid monster...I would dip Mr Trick into Ms Slick any day of the week in most of them. Some hotties!
Ghostbear
06-15-2011, 10:53 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/would-you1.jpg?w=500&h=600
I like. You may stay resikel.
Hotcod
06-15-2011, 10:56 AM
sadly sauce was never found on that and no moar was had :(
Ya I think Bone is doing something wrong here. I mean, we may like or dislike some of the girls,but aside from the roid monster...I would dip Mr Trick into Ms Slick any day of the week in most of them. Some hotties!
Wait, you're the one who ragged on that blond girl's face!
The only girls that turn me off are the really defined (and I mean REALLY defined) muscular girls. I prefer my girls to look womanly, not emulate manhood. That's just my preference.
EDIT: My current girl trends to the more curvy- not the thighs or midsection of that last one, but curvy, and I really do love a wide range of lady shapes. Just something about too much muscle/no fat that doesn't do it for me.
2nd EDIT: Sorry Karak, it was hotcod who called the blond sideboob a butterface, not you.
resikel
06-15-2011, 11:05 AM
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/themes/nerdery-skeleton-theme-v1/timthumb.php?src=http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/600repWorkout.jpg&w=594&h=412&c=1&q=100
<shrug>
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ec2c02e6-be08-4b8e-92fd-d12aca93bdcd.gif?w=350&h=327
Joshkdmw
06-15-2011, 11:21 AM
I like. You may stay resikel.
Yar. I'm usually not much for curves (I was raised in a euclidean household), but that woman us curvy done right.
You're a fan of science, so you'd probably be interested that research suggests big girls do more stuff.
Karak
06-15-2011, 11:26 AM
Wait, you're the one who ragged on that blond girl's face!
The only girls that turn me off are the really defined (and I mean REALLY defined) muscular girls. I prefer my girls to look womanly, not emulate manhood. That's just my preference.
EDIT: My current girl trends to the more curvy- not the thighs or midsection of that last one, but curvy, and I really do love a wide range of lady shapes. Just something about too much muscle/no fat that doesn't do it for me.
2nd EDIT: Sorry Karak, it was hotcod who called the blond sideboob a butterface, not you.
Sigh. Jezuz this is the 3rd time someone else's posts have been attributed to me:) I am a busy busy man! But I appreciate the edit. I for one thought the blond was hot as hell:)
And trust me. I know that deep down inside your a lover of all women...cept that roidy chick...SHIVER...
SilentScreams
06-15-2011, 11:31 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/would-you1.jpg?w=500&h=600
Is it wrong that my first thought here was that I want that snakeskin pattern wallpaper? :o
Karak
06-15-2011, 11:34 AM
Is it wrong that my first thought here was that I want that snakeskin pattern wallpaper? :o
Nope nothing wrong with being gay hahahahaha:)
SilentScreams
06-15-2011, 11:45 AM
Cheers, Karak.
In all seriousness, big women aren't usually my thing, but damn...I'd be all over her.
Joshkdmw
06-15-2011, 11:46 AM
You're a fan of science, so you'd probably be interested that research suggests big girls do more stuff.
Well, sure. They HAVE to.
I think that's a misconception. Big UGLY girls may have to, but something about a big pretty girl, their constitution... hell, they are just very enthusiastic.
Karak
06-15-2011, 11:48 AM
Cheers, Karak.
In all seriousness, big women aren't usually my thing, but damn...I'd be all over her.
:)
Ya in my opinion she is gay kryptonite and if I was totally raging gay I would switch instantly if she came in and offered me a man milking. But that's just me.
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 11:51 AM
You're a fan of science, so you'd probably be interested that research suggests big girls do more stuff.
I always imagine fit girls having like vaginas that contrast and contract, kind of like how swimmer swim when they doing like the butter fly stroke. I mean like the timing for you know breathing. Like up, tight, then down, a little less tight. Kind like karate moves become reflexes and stuff. Wait what the hell?!
And I wouldn't even call rattle snake girl big. Healthy maybe. Straddling the border. Ugh, that was an excuse for using straddling.
Ugh... I need maintenance.
menage
06-15-2011, 12:00 PM
Good to see a girl with a little more body in here. I hate girls which are seethrough when you hold em against the light:D
resikel
06-15-2011, 12:02 PM
I always imagine fit girls having like vaginas that contrast and contract, kind of like how swimmer swim when they doing like the butter fly stroke. I mean like the timing for you know breathing. Like up, tight, then down, a little less tight. Kind like karate moves become reflexes and stuff. Wait what the hell?!
You're giving me a boner with all of that sexy talk!
http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dirty-dancing.jpg
Joshkdmw
06-15-2011, 12:56 PM
I think that's a misconception. Big UGLY girls may have to, but something about a big pretty girl, their constitution... hell, they are just very enthusiastic.
Enthusiasm is easily three quarters of the battle. But you gotta get to the end, and there's no way I can fit a big gal into MY ride. I drive a sunbird for shit's sake.
Karak
06-15-2011, 02:25 PM
Enthusiasm is easily three quarters of the battle. But you gotta get to the end, and there's no way I can fit a big gal into MY ride. I drive a sunbird for shit's sake.
Easy. Have her drive and sit in the passenger seat and you just HANG ON FOR THE RIDE!
Joshkdmw
06-15-2011, 02:28 PM
Easy. Have her drive and sit in the passenger seat and you just HANG ON FOR THE RIDE!
]:|
10 char
Or, just tell her the date's at her place, and you're bringing the chicken wings.
Karak
06-15-2011, 02:32 PM
Or, just tell her the date's at her place, and you're bringing the chicken wings.
Uhm...thats alot of wings:) Maybe he should tell her they will be going Dutch.
Why not, we've already thrown romance out the window. "So, I'm coming over, and we're not going out since you can't fit in my ride, but I'll bring the wings. You got halfsies on that, right?"
Karak
06-15-2011, 03:17 PM
Why not, we've already thrown romance out the window. "So, I'm coming over, and we're not going out since you can't fit in my ride, but I'll bring the wings. You got halfsies on that, right?"
All this joking aside, despite a bit wider hips than I usually go for, that "bigger" girl as we are calling her, is pretty damn fine. And speaking only for myself, I have a far better chance with a chick like that, than I do with many of the others hahahahaha. Just need to get rid of the wife for a weekend.
She IS fine, and I wouldn't call her fat. My joke was going further and further into whale territory, and that's terrible.
Karak
06-15-2011, 03:47 PM
She IS fine, and I wouldn't call her fat. My joke was going further and further into whale territory, and that's terrible.
She reminds me of the one girl from Full House. I fucking can't remember her name. But the chubby cheeks(FACE) hahahah, makes me think of her. I skew much closer to
http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WorkoutFeatured1.jpg
due to my background. But I LOVE soft pudgy cheeks and man she has em in spades.
I wish I could post my new love. Emma Rossum. I saw a youtube of her dancing on...hmmm...David Letterman I think, HOLY SHIT>
Safe pic
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qH1nDo_zS60/STubKJrD-LI/AAAAAAAABBU/0SIdx1Lhh6Q/s1600/Emmy_Rossum_03.jpg
The one I WANT to post I can't at work.
resikel
06-15-2011, 03:54 PM
I wish I could post my new love. Emma Rossum. I saw a youtube of her dancing on...hmmm...David Letterman I think, HOLY SHIT>
Safe pic
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qH1nDo_zS60/STubKJrD-LI/AAAAAAAABBU/0SIdx1Lhh6Q/s1600/Emmy_Rossum_03.jpg
The one I WANT to post I can't at work.
Have you seen her on Shameless? Glorious I tell you...Glorious!
Karak
06-15-2011, 04:01 PM
Have you seen her on Shameless? Glorious I tell you...Glorious!
Ha, actually that is where the love went straight into stalker mode. The sex scene in episode 3-4 with the thief boyfriend...HOWZA. Not the kitchen sex, the time in the bedroom while the kids are calling her name and she is like "HURRY UP AND CUM."
I am like, "I ALREADY HAVE 2 TIMES!" Hahahahahaha.
For all intents and purposes and sadly verified by a shitton of people, she is a stone cold bitch. Which sucks. But wouldn't stop me from letting her hang like a caught fish for a could minutes.
Joshkdmw
06-15-2011, 04:07 PM
Why not, we've already thrown romance out the window. "So, I'm coming over, and we're not going out since you can't fit in my ride, but I'll bring the wings. You got halfsies on that, right?"
You made me lol in public. Funny shit. Romance is not dead!
Glad to make 'em laugh, sir. Now, let's return to Kate Upton Appreciation:
http://www.kateuptonweb.com/album/kate-upton-twitter-pics/OrigPhoto/kate-upton-twitter-pics-2439.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3rjJedapnjc/TaoN6bJFLXI/AAAAAAAABEI/ztiVIsNPhnA/s1600/Kate-Upton-Twitter-Picture-2.jpeg
resikel
06-15-2011, 06:42 PM
Glad to make 'em laugh, sir. Now, let's return to Kate Upton Appreciation:
http://www.kateuptonweb.com/album/kate-upton-twitter-pics/OrigPhoto/kate-upton-twitter-pics-2439.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3rjJedapnjc/TaoN6bJFLXI/AAAAAAAABEI/ztiVIsNPhnA/s1600/Kate-Upton-Twitter-Picture-2.jpeg
I do appreciate my Kate Upton but she really is young and it shows. I feel like I'm Harry Sanborn and she's my Marin but all I really wanted was Erica Barry. Something's gotta give and I guess it's me.
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 07:58 PM
I do appreciate my Kate Upton but she really is young and it shows. I feel like I'm Harry Sanborn and she's my Marin but all I really wanted was Erica Barry. Something's gotta give and I guess it's me.
Mhmmm Keanu.
resikel
06-15-2011, 09:25 PM
http://media.fukung.net/images/16144/13e76a228942493a725b9956e224394e.jpg
Karak
06-15-2011, 09:50 PM
http://media.fukung.net/images/16144/13e76a228942493a725b9956e224394e.jpg
Not sure if want :confused:
Karak
06-15-2011, 09:54 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pu3vx8erc54/SgmdyCcL0LI/AAAAAAAACDs/eYQ1TLu0NcI/s400/Top+fashion+model+Emmy+Rossum+3.jpg
http://www.dhantenan.com/dynImages/Pics-of-Emmy-Rossum.jpg
http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/carla-gugino-3.jpg
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 09:55 PM
Another butterface.
Karak
06-15-2011, 09:59 PM
Another butterface.
Carla Gugino
Are you fucking sure?
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 10:10 PM
Carla Gugino
Are you fucking sure?
I was talking about the chick with the gatorade. :p
Her lips weren't caught in a flattering purse.
Karak
06-15-2011, 10:12 PM
I was talking about the chick with the gatorade. :p
Her lips weren't caught in a flattering purse.
Ok cause I was about to jump on a plane, after finding out where you lived, and come take your man card away:)
resikel
06-15-2011, 10:21 PM
Another butterface.
Jesus Christ man. Maybe I should post pics with their faces obscured! :o
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H2755iKkjTs/S_yrENfY4sI/AAAAAAAALL8/xoZUGRpXirw/s1600/98+We+Will+Never+Know+If+This+Is+A+Butterface_thum b-764105.jpg
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 10:25 PM
Wait, are those titties fake?
Karak
06-15-2011, 10:31 PM
Wait, are those titties fake?
*facepalm*
Xerxes that was perfectly delivered I have to admit.
resikel
06-15-2011, 10:34 PM
Wait, are those titties fake?
http://graphics.desivalley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/i-hate-you-2.gif
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 10:40 PM
*facepalm*
Xerxes that was perfectly delivered I have to admit.
Thanks. For a second I was just going to let it go. :D
http://graphics.desivalley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/i-hate-you-2.gif
No. You. Don't.
resikel
06-15-2011, 10:42 PM
Xerxes...maybe this is more of your style...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/puwanart/5980-attachment.jpg
Karak
06-15-2011, 10:45 PM
Xerxes...maybe this is more of your style...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/puwanart/5980-attachment.jpg
Got DAMN!
Let the banging commence with all haste!
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 10:52 PM
Xerxes...maybe this is more of your style...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/puwanart/5980-attachment.jpg
Dude at this point in my life I'd fuck a toilet bowl seat. She's a cutie though.
http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/13-jennifer-kurosawa-japanese-idol-asian-girls-sexy-models-570x796.jpg
You right though. Latinas are the bomb.
She's Japanese Brazilian... :p
resikel
06-15-2011, 11:01 PM
Got DAMN!
Let the banging commence with all haste!
Dude at this point in my life I'd fuck a toilet bowl seat. She's a cutie though.
Bahahahahaha...I just used my Trap Card and I trapped 2 peeps for the price of 1!
One guess...that's not a girl.
http://seemslegit.com/_images/061d7fbecf223125f91e1d2178a2ab99/21%20-%20Admiral-Ackbar%20card%20its-a-trap%20magic%20trap%20trap-card%20yu-gi-oh.jpg
Xerxes
06-15-2011, 11:30 PM
Shotgun Reply!!!
Didn't I say toilet bowl seat? I don't give a fuck.
Son, I've fucked a egg. You think that tranny is safe?
Trap? You the one who had to go find that picture first.
Ugh, how did I fall for that. Look at that potato chin and those shoulders. -_-
Bonus Defense: Joss Stone has a similar potato chin.
Deflection:
See...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/15/article-2003734-0C91D55900000578-489_233x423.jpg
Putting things back on track...
Look at the girl!
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/joss_stone_beach_two_big.jpg
Hawkzombie
06-16-2011, 12:36 AM
Son, I've fucked a egg. You think that tranny is safe?
Thank you. Thank you so much for the greatest sig ever.
resikel
06-16-2011, 01:54 AM
Son, I've fucked a egg. You think that tranny is safe?
That was a good thread...that needs to be revisit.
Back on track: Red heads with nerdy glasses. No way is this a butterface!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/beautiful-redheads-29.jpg?w=500&h=608
Spectre-7
06-16-2011, 02:03 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/beautiful-redheads-29.jpg?w=500&h=608
You have my attention. Any more?
Hotcod
06-16-2011, 03:07 AM
I could get behind this... and in front of, and under, and over and over and over again... sorry... what was I saying?
Voodoo
06-16-2011, 06:59 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6948/atla030508fuzzytoilet01.jpg
Dude at this point in my life I'd fuck a toilet bowl seat.
Kielaran
06-16-2011, 07:03 AM
Ugh voodoo! You could at least find a seat that shaved!
Bahahahahaha...I just used my Trap Card and I trapped 2 peeps for the price of 1!
One guess...that's not a girl.
http://seemslegit.com/_images/061d7fbecf223125f91e1d2178a2ab99/21%20-%20Admiral-Ackbar%20card%20its-a-trap%20magic%20trap%20trap-card%20yu-gi-oh.jpg
I am guessing that leopard print one is a dude too, look at those man hands.
Karak
06-16-2011, 10:34 AM
...I think I found the only youtube I can watch from beginning to end...wn7gKeDF-gE
Karak
06-16-2011, 10:37 AM
Bahahahahaha...I just used my Trap Card and I trapped 2 peeps for the price of 1!
One guess...that's not a girl.
http://seemslegit.com/_images/061d7fbecf223125f91e1d2178a2ab99/21%20-%20Admiral-Ackbar%20card%20its-a-trap%20magic%20trap%20trap-card%20yu-gi-oh.jpg
Nope you didn't trap me. I am a backdoor man hahahahahah.
I am cool with it. Besides I live in Oregon, most of the chicks here have more armpit and fucking leghair than any man has a right to have. Probably be a step up.
Kielaran
06-16-2011, 10:52 AM
...I think I found the only youtube I can watch from beginning to end...wn7gKeDF-gE
The weather channel would be worth watching if it was like that.
resikel
06-16-2011, 10:55 AM
...I think I found the only youtube I can watch from beginning to end...wn7gKeDF-gE
Made in the U.S. of A. baby!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/erinbounce1.gif?w=320&h=240
Karak
06-16-2011, 11:00 AM
Made in the U.S. of A. baby!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/erinbounce1.gif?w=320&h=240
THus it is inferior in every way to the one made in a foreign land:) Hahaha.
resikel
06-16-2011, 11:11 AM
THus it is inferior in every way to the one made in a foreign land:) Hahaha.
Exsquuuesse me?!?
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fuckyeahdeborahannwoll.gif?w=400&h=300
Handmade.Mercury
06-16-2011, 11:11 AM
...I think I found the only youtube I can watch from beginning to end...wn7gKeDF-gE
I like the one on the right. I believe her name is "Mini"
Karak
06-16-2011, 11:25 AM
I like the one on the right. I believe her name is "Mini"
No...its MINEMINE!
:)
I have to admit the skirt thing has always rocked my boxers. Thank god my wife doesn't mind when I ask her to dance around in hers.
Hotcod
06-16-2011, 04:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/56721.jpg
yes this image is real, it is how ever from a magazine that has a hell of a legal team so won't see any more or higher rez until it hit's the shelf's... now that's out the way...
OH GOOD GOD IT IS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!
resikel
06-16-2011, 04:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/56721.jpg
yes this image is real, it is how ever from a magazine that has a hell of a legal team so won't see any more or higher rez until it hit's the shelf's... now that's out the way...
OH GOOD GOD IT IS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/thursdays-dar-411.jpg?w=500&h=500
Ghostbear
06-16-2011, 04:34 PM
Oh god, that redhead looks way too much like one of my pal's daughters. creeeeeppppyyyyy....
resikel
06-16-2011, 04:48 PM
Oh god, that redhead looks way too much like one of my pal's daughters. creeeeeppppyyyyy....
I already called dibs on her!
Handmade.Mercury
06-16-2011, 07:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/56721.jpg
yes this image is real, it is how ever from a magazine that has a hell of a legal team so won't see any more or higher rez until it hit's the shelf's... now that's out the way...
OH GOOD GOD IT IS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!
I like, but what do you mean by "this image is real"? Are they celebrities? I almost want to say the blonde looks like Kristen Bell, and the brunette almost looks like Anne Hathaway, but at the same time, they don't.
OldeWolf
06-16-2011, 09:25 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chive.gif?w=900&h=600
Xerxes
06-16-2011, 09:29 PM
I like, but what do you mean by "this image is real"? Are they celebrities? I almost want to say the blonde looks like Kristen Bell, and the brunette almost looks like Anne Hathaway, but at the same time, they don't.
Think those are the ladies from Community. i only say think cause that doesn't look like Britta. I mean it kind does. The other one really looks like Brie.
Handmade.Mercury
06-16-2011, 09:41 PM
Think those are the ladies from Community. i only say think cause that doesn't look like Britta. I mean it kind does. The other one really looks like Brie.
Aha, you might very well be correct.
shunoshi
06-16-2011, 10:23 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/thursdays-dar-411.jpg?w=500&h=500
I laughed, hard.
Ghostbear
06-17-2011, 12:50 AM
I already called dibs on her!
Good luck, I want nothing to do with a girl that is basically a little sister. (or looks spookily like her) Also I now feel old.
resikel
06-17-2011, 02:58 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/beautiful-redheads-29.jpg?w=500&h=608
You have my attention. Any more?
Pppssssss...Spectre-7, I think I know where we can get more pics...
http://www.makemoneyonlineaffiliate.net/arrow-down1.gif
Oh god, that redhead looks way too much like one of my pal's daughters. creeeeeppppyyyyy....
LordDon
06-17-2011, 07:42 AM
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc346/jerimmortal/iLost-lost-615980_1280_800.jpg
Squidbot
06-17-2011, 11:40 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/beautiful-redheads-29.jpg?w=500&h=608
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/Funny%20misc/terrythomas.jpg
Hotcod
06-17-2011, 01:52 PM
Aha, you might very well be correct.
that is exactly who they are and why I said "yes it's real"... thought it was clear enough for those of us who know and as such would care :)
Xerxes
06-17-2011, 03:47 PM
While everyone talks about the Canucks and rioting... I present body paint.
GuwWBsEWsGE
uaaZfVZwWkQ
resikel
06-20-2011, 12:49 PM
I'm just going to let your imagination work this one out...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/mind-gap-ass-11.jpg?w=500&h=641
resikel
06-20-2011, 01:20 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/busty-women-7.jpg?w=499&h=755
ShortRound
06-20-2011, 01:24 PM
http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv270/ottsands/Screenshot2011-06-20at113807AM.png
resikel
06-20-2011, 01:42 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/busty-women-17.jpg?w=500&h=749
Generation ABXY
06-21-2011, 12:01 PM
I know it’s not Wednesday (not that that’s meant much, lately :o), but since I’m not sure if I’ll have the kid tomorrow or not, best to get one done while I have a chance, eh?
http://flexapic.com/g.ashx?id=7162
http://flexapic.com/g.ashx?id=7164
http://flexapic.com/g.ashx?id=7166
http://flexapic.com/g.ashx?id=7168
http://flexapic.com/g.ashx?id=7170
Enjoy! :D
resikel
06-21-2011, 12:12 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/strong_pole_dancer.gif?w=353&h=324
Squidbot
06-21-2011, 12:26 PM
Oh.....oh my.
Karak
06-21-2011, 12:28 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/strong_pole_dancer.gif?w=353&h=324
Great fucking Googly Moogly!
resikel
06-21-2011, 03:21 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-401.jpg?w=500&h=375
Xerxes
06-21-2011, 03:23 PM
Is it a trap?
resikel
06-21-2011, 03:31 PM
Is it a trap?
Naw. She's just tattoo-ed up chick.
But this, on the other hand...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-91.jpg?w=500&h=653
resikel
06-21-2011, 03:38 PM
Occasionally, I like them dirty.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-210.jpg?w=500&h=975
Xerxes
06-21-2011, 03:41 PM
Naw. She's just tattoo-ed up chick.
But this, on the other hand...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-91.jpg?w=500&h=653
Eww tats. I was talking about pole girl. :p
resikel
06-21-2011, 03:47 PM
Eww tats. I was talking about pole girl. :p
When's the last time you've been in a strip club? There was one club where they had a pull up bar and this one girl did amazing things with in. I tried to get a "lap" dance from her later on but she was in high demand. :o
But, yeah. Girls with muscle + pole = good times.
Joshkdmw
06-21-2011, 04:56 PM
Me, I like tattooed women. Sexy and tough. Me likey.
SilentScreams
06-21-2011, 06:49 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-401.jpg?w=500&h=375
Awesome! It's nice that this thread caters for all tastes. Tattoos = win.
resikel
06-21-2011, 06:57 PM
Awesome! It's nice that this thread caters for all tastes. Tattoos = win.
One of the few things that I'm not into is the open gap ear ring thingie, whatever they are called:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tattoo-awesome-31.jpg?w=500&h=333
Xerxes
06-21-2011, 08:45 PM
When's the last time you've been in a strip club? There was one club where they had a pull up bar and this one girl did amazing things with in. I tried to get a "lap" dance from her later on but she was in high demand. :o
But, yeah. Girls with muscle + pole = good times.
Never been to one of these fancy ones with real skill on a pole. Normally they do the simple and that's that. Normally it's all ass shaking and floor exercises. Leg behind the head while bouncing ass in the air type stuff. Impressive, but not pole.
resikel
06-21-2011, 08:58 PM
Never been to one of these fancy ones with real skill on a pole. Normally they do the simple and that's that. Normally it's all ass shaking and floor exercises. Leg behind the head while bouncing ass in the air type stuff. Impressive, but not pole.
Actually, that place was the dive bar of stripper clubs. What was hilarious about that night was that there were 3 sisters working that shift...yes 3 sisters. I had 2 sisters on me and they wanted to bring the 3rd one in.
The lesson to be learn here, 2 girls are good, 2 sisters are not, let alone, three.
Voodoo
06-21-2011, 08:59 PM
Naw. She's just tattoo-ed up chick.
But this, on the other hand...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-91.jpg?w=500&h=653
Check this out - http://www.go-girl.com/
Something for you married gentlemen to buy your ladies for their birthday... Or perhaps Valentines Day?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6319/oldspicemonoclesmile300.jpg
resikel
06-21-2011, 09:07 PM
Check this out - http://www.go-girl.com/
Something for you married gentlemen to buy your ladies for their birthday... Or perhaps Valentines Day?
$12 bucks. I would recommend padding it with another gift or she'll use it on you. :D
Voodoo
06-21-2011, 09:12 PM
$12 bucks. I would recommend padding it with another gift or she'll use it on you. :D
Depends... If she enjoys hanging out with you at Motel 6 then I believe it may be right up her alley. :D
Xerxes
06-21-2011, 09:16 PM
I'd probably best to whip it out at a seedy gas station.
"Bam! You know I always got you covered. Now you can use this to cover your pee hole and piss like a real man."
resikel
06-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Depends... If she enjoys hanging out with you at Motel 6 then I believe it may be right up her alley. :D
Whoa! It's not like I'm living at Best Western. If only I could get a girl that pees standing up and not be drunk at the time.
Shadowstorm
06-21-2011, 09:26 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8191/1247211966270.jpg
resikel
06-21-2011, 09:36 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8191/1247211966270.jpg
http://media.fukung.net/images/18653/Thor_Trust.gif
Vandabo
06-21-2011, 10:30 PM
I'd probably best to whip it out at a seedy gas station.
"Bam! You know I always got you covered. Now you can use this to cover your pee hole and piss like a real man."
Wow, this was a very confusing post without context.
Vandabo
06-21-2011, 10:34 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8191/1247211966270.jpg
This picture is like looking into the face of God and seeing Him smiling back and saying, "You are my most wondrous creation."
Truly scrumtrilescent.
Hawkzombie
06-21-2011, 10:51 PM
Jesus H Christ.
SilentScreams
06-22-2011, 03:08 AM
One of the few things that I'm not into is the open gap ear ring thingie, whatever they are called:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tattoo-awesome-31.jpg?w=500&h=333
Tunnels, and yeah I'm not really. Small ones can look good on the right girl, but those are way too big.
Some people call them gauges (I guess because you size them by their "gauge" just like wires) and I think they are fucking ridiculous. Especially when you take them out and have Dumbo flaps hanging down. I know it's hypocritical because you can regret tattoos just as much... but goddamn I find those floppy ears stupid.
biosc1
06-22-2011, 10:40 AM
Floppy ears or not, I still "would".
resikel
06-22-2011, 11:10 AM
http://www.twerverted.com/wp-content/gallery/yogapants/yoga-babes-lead.jpg
Joshkdmw
06-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Okay, that one's just BEGGING to be sexualized. She is a very attractive woman. In a very attractive pose.
Voodoo
06-22-2011, 11:31 AM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3986/asstoassguy2im.jpg
...
http://www.twerverted.com/wp-content/gallery/yogapants/yoga-babes-lead.jpg
...
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5293/asstoasss.jpg
Okay, that one's just BEGGING to be sexualized. She is a very attractive woman. In a very attractive pose.
That is the lesser known "Petals open for pollenation" asana in Yoga.
resikel
06-22-2011, 02:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmvnya5spd1qzabkfo1_400.jpg
biosc1
06-22-2011, 03:12 PM
I just don't like colour tattoos...to me it always screams tacky trailer park old lady with the melted flower on her shoulder...
Wait, what? So black ink only? I think color tattoos are beautiful.
Even the way a tattoo ages is neat to me. I see a faded and blurry tat on someone and my mind rewinds their whole image to what they must have looked like when the tat was fresh. Maybe that trailer park lady was a hottie 30 years ago. I think that's what makes tats appeal to me anyway- they aren't permanent, they age as we do and die when we do.
biosc1
06-22-2011, 03:34 PM
Ya, I have only ever liked black ink. I feel that colour fades "worse" than black ink. Both need touching up, though.
SPF 50 FTW. Fading tattoos reflect the skin damage people do to themselves :)
Karak
06-22-2011, 03:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmvnya5spd1qzabkfo1_400.jpg
3 things
1 This is much better than the girl a couple pages back who looks like a retarded child took a stamp collection to here. Placement and choice was just fucked
2 WOULD in a heartbeat
3 The tattoo really...still looks pretty disfiguring. Its still better than many others but I think I have to agree with B. If this one in particular was black I could handle it(though it would be visually boring) it wouldn't look like a badly drawn series of open vagina's on her flesh.
Adding IMHO so people can sleep at night without the hate.
National Kato
06-22-2011, 03:52 PM
Okay, that one's just BEGGING to be sexualized. She is a very attractive woman. In a very attractive pose.
I'm pretty sure the point of that photo/pose was to be sexual. Unless you think she went to her yoga class in that lacy push-up top and hoop earrings? :D
resikel
06-22-2011, 03:54 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-22.jpg?w=500&h=668
3 The tattoo really...still looks pretty disfiguring. Its still better than many others but I think I have to agree with B. If this one in particular was black I could handle it(though it would be visually boring) it wouldn't look like a badly drawn series of open vagina's on her flesh.
Adding IMHO so people can sleep at night without the hate.
IMHO, you know nothing about old-school Japanese tattoos, and it's not the plant's fault if it evolved to look like vaginas! YOU'RE A VAGINA!
:p
resikel
06-22-2011, 04:02 PM
...and it's not the plant's fault if it evolved to look like vaginas! YOU'RE A VAGINA!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/giada-hots.jpg?w=500&h=408
I got your back, Karak!
Karak
06-22-2011, 04:03 PM
IMHO, you know nothing about old-school Japanese tattoos, and it's not the plant's fault if it evolved to look like vaginas! YOU'RE A VAGINA!
:p
I am ok with that:)
Karak
06-22-2011, 04:04 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/giada-hots.jpg?w=500&h=408
I got your back, Karak!
That photo and the caption...is just crazy awesome man. It totally fits.
Part of me would want to run, the other would linger to find out what she means by baking my cock. Oh. The oven is on 350. Run it is.
Joshkdmw
06-22-2011, 04:16 PM
I'm pretty sure the point of that photo/pose was to be sexual. Unless you think she went to her yoga class in that lacy push-up top and hoop earrings? :D
I try not to make assumptions that women are trying to be sexualized, but I think you may be right in this case.
resikel
06-22-2011, 04:18 PM
Part of me would want to run, the other would linger to find out what she means by baking my cock. Oh. The oven is on 350. Run it is.
This is what she will do to me...
First, she'll give me a back rub:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/92347_o.gif?w=320&h=240
Then, she going to measure my penis:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lean.gif?w=302&h=238
So she can properly stroke my shaft:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pin2.gif?w=396&h=288
And finally, pound me like a bitch:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dough.gif?w=355&h=324
Then, we'll just head on out to the beach for some fun and sun:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/92336_o.gif?w=320&h=238
The End.
National Kato
06-22-2011, 04:18 PM
Part of me would want to run, the other would linger to find out what she means by baking my cock. Oh. The oven is on 350. Run it is.
At least stay long enough for Giada to apply the reeCOHtaaah cheese.
Karak
06-22-2011, 04:25 PM
And finally, pound me like a bitch:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dough.gif?w=355&h=324
The End.
Dude the top of your dick look like a table or something? That aint the way it is done!?!
Aside from that, ANY Hand movement that isn't working me into a manplosion is just wasted movement.
I didn't see anything but delicious Italian tette.
Ghostbear
06-22-2011, 04:43 PM
she looks like a space alien.
This would not be the first suspected alien I would totally nail. As an act of diplomacy of course.
resikel
06-22-2011, 05:08 PM
she looks like a space alien.
http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/justin_giada.gif
resikel
06-22-2011, 05:37 PM
http://www.brobible.com/files/images/buzz/kelly_p3d_2.jpeg
Squidbot
06-22-2011, 11:58 PM
She always looks so damn good.
Now that is one fine woman. Is her friend Billy Zane still hitting that? He's a cool dude.
resikel
06-23-2011, 12:38 AM
Now that is one fine woman. Is her friend Billy Zane still hitting that? He's a cool dude.
Because I can't have her, I like to think that she's a lesbian. A lot of women are lesbians in my world.
resikel
06-23-2011, 11:19 AM
Wow. The new Miss USA is one sexy redhead but she needs to fatten up some.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/alyssa_campanella_miss_usa_2-450x711.jpg
Xerxes
06-23-2011, 11:22 AM
Pointy shoulders
Xydarc
06-23-2011, 11:32 AM
Wow. The new Miss USA is one sexy redhead but she needs to fatten up some.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/alyssa_campanella_miss_usa_2-450x711.jpg
She's fine the way she is. She's just wearing too many clothes.
SilentScreams
06-23-2011, 11:33 AM
She's fine the way she is. She's just wearing too many clothes.
Agreed on both counts.
resikel
06-23-2011, 02:51 PM
This, over Miss USA.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/randomness-thursday-25.jpg?w=500&h=675
Ah yes. I've missed my girlfriend.
resikel
06-23-2011, 03:06 PM
Ah yes. I've missed my girlfriend.
That's because she's cheating on you...with me. Sorry man, bros before hoes, but dammmmnnn...she does backdoor.
wyeast
06-23-2011, 03:11 PM
This would not be the first suspected alien I would totally nail. As an act of diplomacy of course.
You sir, are a gentleman well-learned in diplomacy. :D
Shrinn
06-23-2011, 08:26 PM
This, over Miss USA.
Or both. How about both? Can I have both?
resikel
06-23-2011, 08:35 PM
Or both. How about both? Can I have both?
No. Pick wisely.
SilentScreams
06-24-2011, 05:20 AM
I pick the redhead.
If the blonde dyes her hair red then it's a tougher decision.
Shrinn
06-24-2011, 07:18 AM
No. Pick wisely.
I don't like your world.
resikel
06-24-2011, 10:24 AM
I pick the redhead.
If the blonde dyes her hair red then it's a tougher decision.
Life just got harder...in your pants!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/aaa1.jpg?w=500&h=372
SilentScreams
06-24-2011, 10:34 AM
On the bright side, it got longer too.
She looks damn good as a redhead. Most girls do. I'm going to have to change my vote.
resikel
06-24-2011, 10:59 AM
I don't like your world.
My world has free candy. Come get some.
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/008/5/e/Free_Candy_Van_by_pinnine.jpg
Xerxes
06-24-2011, 11:09 AM
I think vans were created with bad intentions in mind.
BigJonno
06-24-2011, 11:10 AM
This, over Miss USA.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/randomness-thursday-25.jpg?w=500&h=675
Mmmmm...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/aaa1.jpg?w=500&h=372
....mmmmwsfglplurg...*thud*
This marks at least the 5th time she's been in this thread. At least two or three times by me. She was due for another one. Goddamn, look at all them titties.
Squidbot
06-24-2011, 11:23 AM
Well ok, I will, but only because Bone told me to.
True story, this girl I know was out with her friends, maybe 5 of them, for a bachelor party in New Orleans. They are walking past an old black man who exclaimed loudly "GODDAMN. LOOK AT ALL THEM TITTIES!" and they thought it was hilarious. It's now part of our lexicon.
Xerxes
06-24-2011, 11:37 AM
And that old black man was me.
Are you in your late fifties, early sixties? :)
resikel
06-24-2011, 11:40 AM
"GODDAMN. LOOK AT ALL THEM TITTIES!"
You just unlocked the secret code to every girl.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/jenn_proske_jigglebuns.gif?w=327&h=344
Xerxes
06-24-2011, 11:49 AM
Are you in your late fifties, early sixties? :)
I look it. :(
And vitals probably would confirm.
resikel
06-24-2011, 01:40 PM
MacGyver-ing measurement. Now we know how deep she can go.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sexy-chivettes-751.jpg?w=500&h=375
ShortRound
06-25-2011, 05:33 AM
http://www.averagejoesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sophiehoward2.jpg
resikel
06-29-2011, 02:33 PM
This, over Miss USA.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/randomness-thursday-25.jpg?w=500&h=675
Must be the same photo shoot.
http://www.whatgeekslike.com/storage/eva-wyrwal-hand.jpg
Handmade.Mercury
06-29-2011, 03:11 PM
http://www.averagejoesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sophiehoward2.jpg
Niiiiiiipples.
FUN FACT: She has Lupus.
Scaryfaced
06-29-2011, 03:19 PM
Nipples are a dead giveaway for Lupus
resikel
06-29-2011, 03:53 PM
FUN FACT: She has Lupus.
There's no way I'm going to sleep with her now.
Vigil80
06-29-2011, 04:01 PM
FUN FACT: She has Lupus.
Nipples are a dead giveaway for Lupus
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4100/notlupus.png
Sorry, what?
resikel
06-29-2011, 04:32 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-310.jpg?w=499&h=807
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-251.jpg?w=500&h=750
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-210.jpg?w=500&h=719
I'm guessing that third one is Kim k
LordDon
06-30-2011, 08:22 AM
She makes me feel kinda funny
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc346/jerimmortal/16da15a0e92f1faefd8e5b9bca287e2d-d3khmff.jpg
Hawkzombie
06-30-2011, 08:37 AM
Why can't I find a nice girl like that? Why do I always have to fall for the crazy indecisive ones?
Drayven
06-30-2011, 08:38 AM
Knives and goggles, I'm in!
SilentScreams
06-30-2011, 11:06 AM
Needs tats. Apart from that, she's hot as hell.
Drayven
06-30-2011, 12:29 PM
Needs tats. Apart from that, she's hot as hell.
In my mind they're there, they just need to be found.
AntonThaGreat
07-03-2011, 01:41 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-310.jpg?w=499&h=807
Res, you are the man for posting that. She has damn near the perfect figure. Perfectly proportioned and consequently the figure I'm most attracted to. :eek:
"Damn near" because she's a bit too muscular for my taste. But to each his own.
CappinCanuck
07-03-2011, 02:36 AM
You just unlocked the secret code to every girl.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/jenn_proske_jigglebuns.gif?w=327&h=344
I watched that repeat far too many times...
jiggle jiggle giggle jiggle
Xerxes
07-03-2011, 09:43 AM
Who is that and what is she saying?
Squidbot
07-03-2011, 10:14 AM
I don't know her name but it's from Vampires Suck (Awful movie) and she's saying "I like it rough".
Jen Proske (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834164/), apparently.
resikel
07-03-2011, 10:35 AM
This has got to be the most unflattering pants/shirt combo ever!
http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0701-kim-kardashian-butt-04-480x720.jpg
Xerxes
07-03-2011, 11:14 AM
I mean I know that's ass. But it looks like a diaper. I also don't endorse the shenanigans she's put her face through.
Hotcod
07-04-2011, 04:34 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-251.jpg?w=500&h=750
My name is HotCod and I approve this message
edit:
also who the hell is that?
Hawkzombie
07-04-2011, 04:51 PM
my name is hotcod and i approve this message
edit:
Also who the hell is that?
Who is she?
YOU AREN'T FIT TO SPEAK OF THE GODDESS, WORM!!
Hotcod
07-05-2011, 02:59 AM
Who is she?
YOU AREN'T FIT TO SPEAK OF THE GODDESS, WORM!!
How can I worship her with out knowing what name to praise?
SilentScreams
07-05-2011, 05:22 AM
She's like Lzzy Hale with bigger boobs.
CappinCanuck
07-07-2011, 01:19 AM
My contribution of Canadian hotties, Enjoy!
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1273682082.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ash_ckashoot43.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bianca-beauchamp_hockey_montreal-canadiens_079.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/canadabikini.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/canadian_girl.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/canadian_flag_girl.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/canadian-convention-body-art_0.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/l_9cea149d9aedd5b48e38e92e74b0948a.jpg
http://www.rock107.ca/morningshow/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sexy_canadian_girl.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YniKlbPh29k/S-LslQ8W_NI/AAAAAAAAHQQ/Pea3VO4XYco/s400/canada_flag_breasts.jpg
resikel
07-07-2011, 03:14 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1309906552439.gif?w=350&h=290
Vandabo
07-07-2011, 09:18 PM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/vandabo/1305784224823.jpg
resikel
07-08-2011, 09:42 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/great-hilarious-photos-9.jpg?w=500&h=648
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/great-hilarious-photos-44.jpg?w=500&h=656
Entropy
07-08-2011, 10:11 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hump-dar-310.jpg?w=499&h=807
This is perfection in my book....LOVE the definition...don't grow old baby
CappinCanuck
07-09-2011, 09:38 PM
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/vandabo/1305784224823.jpg
Oh, Annie... so delicious.
ShortRound
07-10-2011, 04:50 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/great-hilarious-photos-9.jpg?w=500&h=648
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-16.gif
resikel
07-11-2011, 11:51 AM
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/animalsbeingdicks/abd-16.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310061137968.gif?w=288&h=222
Xerxes
07-11-2011, 11:56 AM
Ok that boy should be in the you laugh you lose thread. You should of saved that for a smoking hotty. Not a gif off. :p
resikel
07-11-2011, 12:09 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/future-lower-back-problems-girls-0.jpg?w=500&h=751
Xerxes
07-11-2011, 12:17 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/future-lower-back-problems-girls-0.jpg?w=500&h=751
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310061137968.gif?w=288&h=222
See how that works. :D
resikel
07-11-2011, 12:22 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/future-lower-back-problems-girls-0.jpg?w=500&h=751
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310061137968.gif?w=288&h=222
See how that works. :D
http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l364/Antman2k2/arrow-up.jpg
http://media.fukung.net/images/1405/owenswink.gif
http://www.designofsignage.com/application/symbol/hospital/image/600x600/arrow-down.jpg
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/finding-her-251.jpg?w=499&h=666
resikel
07-11-2011, 12:24 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/finding-her-281.jpg?w=500&h=607
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/finding-her-111.jpg?w=500&h=749
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/finding-her-61.jpg?w=500&h=785
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