[NSFW] Is this the place where pants/ panties are optional?

[Lithium Flower]

How about some vodka?

http://absolut.pinknet.cz/mix/absolut_hunk.jpg

Chocolate?

http://www.virtualchocolate.com/wallpapers/hunk800.JPG

Can I haz this babysitter please?

http://www.fire.qld.gov.au/about/images/Calendar%20Hunk.JPG

This is how they should sell bed linen! I'd buy their stock!

http://www.techdigest.tv/facebook-daily-hunk.gif

No words to describe this.

http://firmamama.punt.nl/upload/hunk1.jpg

Or this.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/JenniferHunk_450x617.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q34/Yampiboy1970/Hunk07Apr07A.jpg


...there are girls who actually like the long hair thing on guys? Where were they all when I had long hair

Did you look like that guy with the long hair? If you did. Pics or it didn't happen. Also remember this is a panty thread, you can hide your modesty behind a towel, but no more! :p

[boratika]

Did you look like that guy with the long hair? If you did. Pics or it didn't happen. Also remember this is a panty thread, you can hide your modesty behind a towel, but no more! :p

Well I wasn't doing any sort of doppelganger thing, but I like to think I was none too shabby in the looks department.

[Purple Santa]

Well I wasn't doing any sort of doppelganger thing, but I like to think I was none too shabby in the looks department.
You look like one of these male pics that has gone on for pages? What are you doing here in a game forum, when you should be out picking up women...or men...whichever you have decided upon now ;)

Well if Santa says I'm lying then I must be :rolleyes:

I recognize those rolling eyes...I think it's the perpetual state of them when I see you :p. And thanks for the new sig :eek:

[PathMaster]

http://i34.tinypic.com/105w3zb.jpg

[Lithium Flower]

Boratika: Maybe it just didn't suit you. Long hair on men is a bit of a gamble, some can carry it off, on others it just looks greasy and unkempt.

http://tenspace.free.fr/Base/lh/images/photos/nati1.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/86628679/lotm11211Lastofthemohicans430.jpg

http://www.fourseasonscottages.com/images/lewis.jpg

And oooh I almost forgot the hunkiest sexiest most delectably beautiful long haired hunk eva eva eva !!

http://epi87.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/geralt.png?w=425&h=475

Come to think of it, most of them have unkempt hair. Maybe it's the other way around? Oh I don't know! Some look hot and some look craptacular.

But Bald is also Beautiful!

http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/michael_rosenbaum.jpg

Sorry for the clothing. Here! Nekkid manflesh galore!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ikEeOHE8KDE/R9hil6Xg3cI/AAAAAAAAAhI/c43Ugh4gSe8/s1600/Diesel3.jpg

And this guy's chest is made of pure win.

http://www.klevenfamily.org/images/nancy/john/Hot-John.jpg

[ADDGirl]

Well I can be envious of his ability to know a good deal when he ses one and take advantage of it, can't I?

Wait!...


Wait!...


...there are girls who actually like the long hair thing on guys? Where were they all when I had long hair:(
Nope you can't be envious you passed on the opportunity you lose...
I was in NJ when you had long hair where were you?
I recognize those rolling eyes...I think it's the perpetual state of them when I see you :p. And thanks for the new sig :eek:Bastard ass santa I'm so over him

Clearly I have lost the battle for the panty thread... it should be renamed the man candy thread... but I shall not die without a fight....

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn229/carlene36/V273888.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t10/tankgirl665/other/lingere.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/Veganmercury/femmefatalefaith.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s66/lilsarii/lingere.jpg
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn229/carlene36/m_3eb40ecd752a9e974fd287c1a48623b9.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u249/batterup112586/CHG003-1.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/peacelovebones/prettythin/katie%20price/243.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd246/stockingfetish/471c.jpg
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g263/jordanolsen/BOOBS/sidepic_04.jpg

[astranoir]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t10/tankgirl665/other/lingere.jpg


Oooh, I love this one. What a lovely, smooth back. (And fantastic ass)

[MagGnome]

F...there are girls who actually like the long hair thing on guys? Where were they all when I had long hair:(

I like long hair on guys - if it's kept up well. Long hair on guys can be really hot. The same goes for the bald/shaved look.

[astranoir]

I like long hair on guys - if it's kept up well. Long hair on guys can be really hot. The same goes for the bald/shaved look.

You just say that because those are the two extremes where you, yourself, can hide your cowlicks ;)

[Squidbot]

if it's kept up well.

We're still talking about the hair, right?

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Stop throwing things, please.

[shunoshi]

Clearly I have lost the battle for the panty thread... it should be renamed the man candy thread... but I shall not die without a fight....

Keep fighting the good fight! Lithium Flower's supply of hunky men is mighty, but sexy panties will prevail!!!

[Schnoogs]

What the heck happened to this thread?

[shunoshi]

What the heck happened to this thread?

It spawned into something more mindless than the lightsaber thread. As hard to believe as that is.

[iHap]

What the heck happened to this thread?
http://assassinworks.com/laugh.gif

[MagGnome]

You just say that because those are the two extremes where you, yourself, can hide your cowlicks ;)

I've never grown my hair anywhere near that long. The longest it's ever been was more of a shaggy look. People would ask me if I was a stoner. :rolleyes:


We're still talking about the hair, right?

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Stop throwing things, please.


Wow....

That's the lamest joke I've heard all day, thanks. :p

[ADDGirl]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/gaultier.jpg
^Junk in the trunk?
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Ariel_X26_by_earthtorachel.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Biker_Women_by_PulsatingPaula.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Give_Women_Flowers_on_This_Day_by_P.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Intuition_by_duenan.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Merriah03_by_earthtorachel.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/NYX_by_azlimelightcom.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Natalie_and_Shelby_by_Pelicanh.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/Women_N___War_1_by_Logan487.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/women_by_naughtygirlsclub.jpg
For lithium flower
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/safety_first_by_bstereo.jpg

[KingGorilla]

The dudes post pics of dudes, the chicks post pics of chicks? HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE GAY!?

[ADDGirl]

The dudes post pics of dudes, the chicks post pics of chicks? HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE GAY!?

Lithium is a girl posting pictures of guys. I am posting girls because I appreciate the beauty of the feminine form and I believe that the men on the forum would rather look at women, but if you want me to post some nice big penises for you I'm sure I could find some

[iHap]

Lithium is a girl posting pictures of guys. I am posting girls because I appreciate the beauty of the feminine form and I believe that the men on the forum would rather look at women, but if you want me to post some nice big penises for you I'm sure I could find some
No thanks.

Also, you sunk me battleship!

[wyeast]

but if you want me to post some nice big penises for you I'm sure I could find some

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/1034/hugecockcg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sorry. :o

[astranoir]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/1034/hugecockcg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I guess I'm just not that impressed :rolleyes:

[MagGnome]

I've seen bigger.

[Generation ABXY]

I guess I'm just not that impressed :rolleyes:

Oh sure, not now. But you wait until it lights up like a Christmas tree later that night. ;)

[astranoir]

Oh sure, not now. But you wait until it lights up like a Christmas tree later that night. ;)

Ooooh, shiny!

[Generation ABXY]

...there are girls who actually like the long hair thing on guys? Where were they all when I had long hair:(

I posit Maryland. Seriously, the older women down here seem to love it – granted it is about half split between those who want to run their fingers through it and those who just wish they “could grow hair like that.” Either way, there’s an opening. ;)

Of course, as someone else here mentioned, it also has to be kept up. If you look like you’ve been comatose on a beach for the last five years, you probably won’t get the same attention as someone who takes the time to rub in a little olive oil every now and then.

[wyeast]

I guess I'm just not that impressed :rolleyes:

D'oh! *wince*

:o

[Squidbot]

This thread is always a good way to start the day. It makes me chuckle first thing in the morning.

[wyeast]

http://i103.imagethrust.com/i/1025113/domannadee.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i120.imagethrust.com/i/1025114/jc.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i118.imagethrust.com/i/1025115/lilya.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i114.imagethrust.com/i/1025116/ab18.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i115.imagethrust.com/i/1025117/elyodefornakedby008.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

[Lithium Flower]

Hey hey! We've got lesbian action and pics without any panties at all now! This is the opening I've been waiting for all week!

For lithium flower

Ooh, not bad!

I was about to make Magnome a very happy man but I can't find this really awesome homoerotic picture that I came across yesterday right now. :: sad face ::

Oh well, onward!

Who dreads Mondays? Not any more!

http://picrace.com/images/monday/mondayBrunManHunk%5B1%5D.jpg

Big

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/Angelsla10/Hunk.jpg

Bigger

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/R8RLaemMaDI/AAAAAAAAEFU/UuHjcmguVrk/s1600/Hunk19.jpg

Biggest

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/R-LdPWWPkHI/AAAAAAAAEtY/ec0_-j5eAVc/s1600/Hunk10.jpg

My dream luxury beach vacation!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00335/F_200706_June02ed_i_335956a.jpg

Favourite Day of the Week?

http://www.gotomycodes.com/userpics/myspacegraphics/Good-Day-and-Week/Hump-Day-Hunk.gif

Lumberjack FTW

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/hunk1.jpg

The Butt and nothing but! Who knew Beckham's rear view was so much better than his front view?

http://bigyellowtaxi.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/backham_nudo.jpg

Skinny Dork for Addgirl!

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_i3QxGnmxV0Y/RzT1uXweD-I/AAAAAAAAE30/HYffpnnKwHo/j3r4568.jpg

I wish I could find a higher resolution copy of this one!

http://fsb.zedge.net/content/3/0/1/8/1-1474581-3018-t.jpg

I think this one looks geeky without being too skinny.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2029579046_c976ba9765.jpg

Now that's the first thing I'd like to see waking up on a lazy Sunday morning!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mjB43M_ie2Q/SBJk-2Q4rDI/AAAAAAAADjY/nhFKyPm6spY/s1600/0420%2B17%2Bgorgeous%2Bhunk%2Bin%2Bboxers%2B-%2Bbed.jpg


Concluding with:

http://www.timeout.com/chicago/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/139/139.x600.gay.ART.opener1.jpg

Don't worry Magnome, I'm still looking for that shot. It was really nice!

[boratika]

I was in NJ when you had long hair where were you?


Uhhhhh...



\/ Here
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Location_Australia.svg/800px-Location_Australia.svg.png

It would have been a pretty long and salty drive.

[ADDGirl]

Hey hey! We've got lesbian action and pics without any panties at all now! This is the opening I've been waiting for all week!




Skinny Dork for Addgirl!

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_i3QxGnmxV0Y/RzT1uXweD-I/AAAAAAAAE30/HYffpnnKwHo/j3r4568.jpg

I wish I could find a higher resolution copy of this one!

http://fsb.zedge.net/content/3/0/1/8/1-1474581-3018-t.jpg

I think this one looks geeky without being too skinny.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2029579046_c976ba9765.jpg


As long as they are tasteful nudes right, I mean I was careful not to include nipples or frontal views...

I do believe we have different definitions of geeky/nerdy guy give me a minute there are a few in the colonizers thread that I can point you to that are the kind of guys I'm attracted to it isn't so much thin as teddy bear...

[wyeast]

As long as they are tasteful nudes right, I mean I was careful not to include nipples or frontal views...

I do believe we have different definitions of geeky/nerdy guy give me a minute there are a few in the colonizers thread that I can point you to that are the kind of guys I'm attracted to it isn't so much thin as teddy bear...
That's where I was going too (after ADD started :o) - it's actually difficult to find panties-related pics that doesn't show any naughty bits. Trying to keep the thread at least somewhat SFW/LSFW lest we get the big boot eventually.

And yes, tell us more about the kind of guys you're attracted to. ;)

[boratika]

How about some makeshift panties:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2284089597_b6cf6d2d71.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/12430447@N07/2284089597/in/set-72157603780550464/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/2654006116_016373d0ff.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/12430447@N07/2654006116/in/set-72157603780550464/)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2223987832_fee038376a.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lutra/2223987832/)

[ADDGirl]

That's where I was going too (after ADD started :o) - it's actually difficult to find panties-related pics that doesn't show any naughty bits. Trying to keep the thread at least somewhat SFW/LSFW lest we get the big boot eventually.

And yes, tell us more about the kind of guys you're attracted to. ;)

Well I mean there is still santa so the guys I'm attracted to are kind of irrelevant but I'll tell you any way... I didn't feel like looking through the whole colonizer thread but I know I think Rogue_hunter is adorable

[wyeast]

Well I mean there is still santa so the guys I'm attracted to are kind of irrelevant but I'll tell you any way... I didn't feel like looking through the whole colonizer thread but I know I think Rogue_hunter is adorable

Well yes, of course there's gonna be santa. Doesn't mean Rouge isn't out there blushing somewhere. :o :D

[MalReynolds]

no pants wicked b/c im not wearing any

[ADDGirl]

no pants wicked b/c im not wearing any

awesome now can we get a picture?;)

[boratika]

awesome now can we get a picture?;)

I don't know, that sounded like drunk posting to me. Don't know that we need a photo of him passed out in his own filth.

[Lithium Flower]

...

Well... I don't have to worry about nipples and I like pictures with dangly bits strategically covered, so that means am happy as a lark now that asses are kosher! :p

As for the type of male you fancy, sure. I'm just making wild guesses, you haven't given me many examples to go by, you know! Post your Dark Side fantasies and I shall multiply!


Grrrr! There's something so hot about a man in bed!

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7708/4uxl1faeq0.jpg

And one in the shower.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_i3QxGnmxV0Y/R14RudzgfzI/AAAAAAAAFzg/2EMwTeQ5KTM/09_02g.jpg

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5652/lancelamarpv6.jpg

He's hot and they did not airbrush the hair on his legs, that should make some of you guys too lazy to shave happy! :p

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kE-0-XQAVtk/SOzZTpfhN0I/AAAAAAAABKI/W6f3PVSRzCU/S1600-R/478fda78b1183.jpg

A boy and his toy!

http://bp1.blogger.com/_kE-0-XQAVtk/R9-nh8aBaUI/AAAAAAAAAgU/8A64yyHQdxc/S269/normal_2003_52bjoes.jpg

[PathMaster]

http://i120.imagethrust.com/i/1025114/jc.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

Something is wrong with her monitor.

[Typical Michael]

Somebody tell an adult!

[OldeWolf]

And I totally have one to match
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/skyedream8402/DSCN0392.jpg

Aw just the hand? When are you going to post more pictures of more than just the hand? :p

[ADDGirl]

Aw just the hand? When are you going to post more pictures of more than just the hand? :p

there is a picture of me in the colonizer thread and there are two of me on EvAv

[MagGnome]

Skinny Dork for Addgirl!


This guy and the guy in the shower from your other post are HOT HOT HOT!

Wow. You've really made my day!

[KingGorilla]

Something is wrong with her monitor.

No, it's a CRT, the refresh is too slow for most cameras to capture the image.

[shunoshi]

Something is wrong with her monitor.

What monitor?

[GunnyMo]

Something is wrong with her monitor.

It's disturbing that you are focused on the monitor. One would think there might be other distractions in that photo. :D

[KingGorilla]

It's disturbing that you are focused on the monitor. One would think there might be other distractions in that photo. :D

My parents have that same monitor.

[GunnyMo]

My parents have that same monitor.

There's a good mom joke in there but I'm just not going to go there. I'm too classy.

[mister slim]

Men may not be so good at evaluating other men's attractiveness, but they are focused on checking out something (http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2007/10/18/keep-your-eye-on-the-ball/).

But Bald is also Beautiful!


Yay!

[Rogue_hunter]

I didn't feel like looking through the whole colonizer thread but I know I think Rogue_hunter is adorable

What now? I haven't heard that since I was the lead role in a play when I was 7. Adorable makes me feel awkward nowadays.

Well yes, of course there's gonna be santa. Doesn't mean Rouge isn't out there blushing somewhere. :o :D

I'm confused. I know she's married, but how did you know it was gonna get awkward for me?

[boratika]

Yay!

Slim and bald? I see ;)

[LordDon]

There's a good mom joke in there but I'm just not going to go there. I'm too classy.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/uploads/2008/08/27/classylady.jpg

[mister slim]

Slim and bald? I see ;)

I am rather phallic.

[boratika]

Too much talkie, not enough pantie!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2934395688_63ccd6c2b4.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/exploreyoga/2934395688/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2885290466_bffede4b28.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/orchid___/2885290466/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2921551469_5686157d3f_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31159207@N04/2921551469/in/photostream)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3204/2893860539_ee3df4e552_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/nudekellyfanclub/2893860539/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3064/2892964607_25424a7d6f_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/nudekellyfanclub/2892964607/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2907566295_f7ed1efdf5_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lazy_land/2907566295/)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2872838182_b532fdc1c8_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/30230927@N03/2872838182/)

And as they are apparently optional:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2446273177_99115f4d94.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lutra/2446273177/)

[boratika]

I am rather phallic.

Wasn't quite what I was implying, but that's an interesting way for someone to describe themselves.

[wyeast]

And as they are apparently optional:


Well, it does say that in the title. :D

http://i113.imagethrust.com/i/1025514/lvkitch.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i112.imagethrust.com/i/1025516/riley.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i119.imagethrust.com/i/1025515/katelynn.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i104.imagethrust.com/i/1025517/ruth.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4618/drunkpartygirlsinpantiene6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://i103.imagethrust.com/i/1025518/abigail.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

[GunnyMo]

Men may not be so good at evaluating other men's attractiveness, but they are focused on checking out something (http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2007/10/18/keep-your-eye-on-the-ball/).


That was very funny and informative! Guys can be so uptight about a natural reaction. ;)

[ADDGirl]

What now? I haven't heard that since I was the lead role in a play when I was 7. Adorable makes me feel awkward nowadays.



I'm confused. I know she's married, but how did you know it was gonna get awkward for me?

I'm not married, it totally wasn't meant to make you feel awkward I was just trying to show the people the kind of guys I find attractive.

[Lithium Flower]

...

Ah okay, then, we'll wait for you to post what you find hot.

Edit: Didn't see your new post. You're not married? I thought you were Mrs Santa. Oh well!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg

And where is the pic of the erstwhile Mr Rogue_Hunter!

But for me, since this is an eyecandy thread, personalities aren't relevant here, just the 'junk in the trunk' to borrow a favoured expression!

Today's fresh produce from the Dark Side!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f304/jphinney/SexyMan4.jpg

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc44/whiteprinc3ss/men-1.jpg

lol, these animated gifs are so tacky they're awesome!

http://images.google.com.pk/url?q=http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z298/cdump06/Images/sexy/images/SexyMen3.gif&usg=AFQjCNGPSr9CcQ5ReypDDiGhzbx9j_qO1A

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb218/commentsjunkie/zzx/Animation20.gif

Or how about riding both!

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk292/kathys_comments/Comments/Sexy%20Men/sm2.jpg

Some nice rear-views.

http://gi57.photobucket.com/groups/g231/8GOGSIGJK8/42qh.jpg?t=1224255919

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WHOTWElfcxU/Rwj4_XbF2iI/AAAAAAAAAN4/y5sQvjePdwo/s1600/sandy-butt.jpg


And the best car wash ever!!


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/dixierebeldarlin/Men.jpg

Some nice front views

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll131/sherry_774/Men/man1.jpg

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q105/blackrose_9_17/hot%20guys/sexy.jpg



Finally, an olive branch for the Light Side (but only because I found his shoulder and chest hot :p)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FEuV_1Js65M/RrFPyIUV4bI/AAAAAAAAAAo/xPsviC7oT2U/s1600/sx.bmp

[ADDGirl]

Ah okay, then, we'll wait for you to post what you find hot.

Edit: Didn't see your new post. You're not married? I thought you were Mrs Santa. Oh well!


Nope just engaged but hopefully next year when I finish my masters we'll get married

[PathMaster]

No, it's a CRT, the refresh is too slow for most cameras to capture the image.
Shoot, forgot the :p at the end. Darn.

Hope this makes up for it:
http://i33.tinypic.com/xdb9dg.jpg

[Lithium Flower]

Ah, good to know. Good luck with that!

This is the pic that got removed from the thread above. There's a 10 image limit. I didn't know that.

An Olive branch for the Light Side (only because I found his shoulder and chest hot).

Edit: I am so silly, a refresh and the pic is there. Since I can't delete this post. I'll just have to make it useful!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii161/lorenstocks/men.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k12/snl2552ab/sexiluv/menMenMen/abcpBrunBWGuySittin.jpg

Could this be Fitbabits? *gasp* :o

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/Mighty_Mongoose/SEXY%20MEN/c6f1f713.jpg

This seems to be a pile of men, but I can't figure out what they're doing. Any ideas?

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh235/matt4piano/Men.jpg

[wyeast]

I shouldn't be here at work :eek: but I needed a cheer up. Thanks everyone. :)

Oh, and Lithium. Tell that guy to shave, we don't wanna roll down the slippery slope on showing pubic hair! :eek: :D ;) :p

Bootsy is Ewan McGregor? :eek: Nice pic of him, tho'. ;)

[ADDGirl]

I shouldn't be here at work :eek: but I needed a cheer up. Thanks everyone. :)

Oh, and Lithium. Tell that guy to shave, we don't wanna roll down the slippery slope on showing pubic hair! :eek: :D ;) :p

Bootsy is Ewan McGregor? :eek: Nice pic of him, tho'. ;)

So umm yea you looked so hard that the guy that you noticed his pubic hair? I had to scroll up to see what you were talking about:p

The one with the babies is adorable

[wyeast]

So umm yea you looked so hard that the guy that you noticed his pubic hair? I had to scroll up to see what you were talking about:p

The one with the babies is adorable

Force of habit from moderating another board. There are so many things that cannot be unseen. :eek: :o :D

[Rogue_hunter]

I'm not married, it totally wasn't meant to make you feel awkward I was just trying to show the people the kind of guys I find attractive.

Well, I was using awkward thinking that you were married and were "looking for a third wheel." Knowing that it's only an engagement means I'm free to openly hit on you.

And we're still waiting on your panty pictures. Or at least a bra shot. Talking about how much of an awesome rack you have without showing the goods is akin to blue balls. :(


And where is the pic of the erstwhile Mr Rogue_Hunter!


The Colonizers thread, though I might post up some pics of me in my Star Wars boxers for this thread.

[astranoir]

The Colonizers thread, though I might post up some pics of me in my Star Wars boxers for this thread.

Oh! Please do!
:waits eagerly:

[wyeast]

I was wondering why the view count suddenly spiked. :eek: :D

Don't let the girls down now, Rogue. You opened this can of worms. ;)

[MagGnome]

Um, yeah, I don't have anything to add.

Those babies are so cute! Aww. :)

[ADDGirl]

Well, I was using awkward thinking that you were married and were "looking for a third wheel." Knowing that it's only an engagement means I'm free to openly hit on you.

And we're still waiting on your panty pictures. Or at least a bra shot. Talking about how much of an awesome rack you have without showing the goods is akin to blue balls. :(



The Colonizers thread, though I might post up some pics of me in my Star Wars boxers for this thread.

Santa is anti-boob pics he feels that the people on the board will pick on my other flaws... The cure for blue balls is to go rub it out:D

I would not be looking for a third wheel, well not a male third wheel anyways. Santa isn't into man on man action.

[Purple Santa]

http://i34.tinypic.com/105w3zb.jpg
Bless you and your panty finds


Bastard ass santa I'm so over him


This will make Rogue Hunter a very happy man :D

Well I mean there is still santa so the guys I'm attracted to are kind of irrelevant but I'll tell you any way... I didn't feel like looking through the whole colonizer thread but I know I think Rogue_hunter is adorable
Wait, you just said you were over me...i'm so confused ;)

Aw just the hand? When are you going to post more pictures of more than just the hand? :p
She will be posting her hand, an eye and possibly an eyebrow too...just a peep show in here soon :)

What monitor?
I wanted to ask that too....who the hell is looking at the monitor???

Well, I was using awkward thinking that you were married and were "looking for a third wheel." Knowing that it's only an engagement means I'm free to openly hit on you.

And we're still waiting on your panty pictures. Or at least a bra shot. Talking about how much of an awesome rack you have without showing the goods is akin to blue balls. :(



Well RH, even if Ms. Claus was married...I wouldn't get bent out of shape openly hitting on Ms. Claus. I'm not the jealous type...but I do enjoy those who think they can keep up with Ms. Claus...so I would enjoy the wordplay if nothing else :eek:

And Ms. Claus never claims she has an awesome rack...she just says she has big boobs :p. It's the images in your mind that have you wanting...which is the fun part...the art of the tease :p

[Rogue_hunter]

And Ms. Claus never claims she has an awesome rack...she just says she has big boobs :p. It's the images in your mind that have you wanting...which is the fun part...the art of the tease :p

Big boobs = awesome rack, in my handbook of life.

[Troggles]

Big boobs = awesome rack, in my handbook of life.

In my opinion, its not a rack if the stomach extends farther out than the boobs.

Not saying Ms. Clause is fat (wouldn't know), I'm just saying that not all big boobs can be an awesome rack.

[wyeast]

Wait, you just said you were over me...i'm so confused ;)
No no. She said she wanted to be on top of you. There's a difference. :)
Big boobs = awesome rack, in my handbook of life.
I find boobs of all sizes have potential for an awesome rack. Not just teh gigantor. :D

[Purple Santa]

Big boobs = awesome rack, in my handbook of life.
Well then...in that case she has awesome boobs :D

No no. She said she wanted to be on top of you. There's a difference. :)


I find boobs of all sizes have potential for an awesome rack. Not just teh gigantor. :D
She's always on top of me...of course...she's a bully :p

MMMMMMM....boooobieeesss...and every other physical part on a woman...I like it all, I can't decide on the best part :p

[wyeast]

MMMMMMM....boooobieeesss...and every other physical part on a woman...I like it all, I can't decide on the best part :p
That's why I don't worry about which part is best. The whole is greater than the sum. :D

[MagGnome]

I realized tonight that no one in my "real life" actually cares about me.

This realization should have come a long time ago, but was devastating nonetheless.

[wyeast]

Hey, how are we not "real"? :mad:

We may not be "local", but we are certainly real. :D

[mister slim]

Yeah, if I was fictional my life would be much more fun.
I realized tonight that no one in my "real life" actually cares about me.

This realization should have come a long time ago, but was devastating nonetheless.

Okay, this forum needs a hug emoticon. Mag, don't be sad. *hug*

[MagGnome]

Thanks guys. You'll never know how much I appreciate it. Tonight I was really hurt and let down by those who I thought were closest to me and understood/cared for me, and now I realize that is not the case. I feel so lost, and right now I can't put up the front/illusion of strength that I normally project.

[Ghostbear]

The Colonizers thread, though I might post up some pics of me in my Star Wars boxers for this thread.
I've seen it, I wasn't impressed. ;)

[Rogue_hunter]

I've seen it, I wasn't impressed. ;)

I should hope so. Only Mags and aVaKus, and any lady here can have the right to be impressed.
which they will!

[astranoir]

I should hope so. Only Mags and aVaKus, and any lady here can have the right to be impressed.
which they will!

Promises, promises. You still haven't shown anything!

[Rogue_hunter]

Promises, promises. You still haven't shown anything!

Neither have you!

But since I won't be taking the picture until tomorrow at the earliest, here's an entire blog post (http://techwoo.com/hidden-secrets-printing-on-girls-pantie/) to keep it going. stupid blogger.com wouldn't let me hotlink, and I don't want to upload them somewhere. This blog post too. (http://dailygamesnews.com/2007/10/top-7-geek-panties-for-girls.html)

And these look nice
http://www.livewireneon.com/images/burner_wear/white_rhamba_panties.jpg
http://humor.beecy.net/funny-pictures/obey-the-panties/panties.jpg
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/faction/gamegirl/Raychul-4.jpg

[Lithium Flower]

The Colonizers thread, though I might post up some pics of me in my Star Wars boxers for this thread.

w00t cool! Bring it on, you can be the mascot for the Dark Side! :D



Bootsy is Ewan McGregor? :eek: Nice pic of him, tho'. ;)

Who knew McGregor moonlighted as Bootsy across the internets!

He looked cute! And wasn't muscle-bound! See! Even no muscles can be cute! (if you're Ewan McGregor or Bootsy).

I realized tonight that no one in my "real life" actually cares about me.

This realization should have come a long time ago, but was devastating nonetheless.

Cheer up! Good riddance to them. It was their loss not yours. Your "real" friends are those who care about you, not those who just happen to live near you. You have lost nothing but a few bad apples, your "real" friends are right where you left them. :)

[boratika]

Oh, and Lithium. Tell that guy to shave, we don't wanna roll down the slippery slope on showing pubic hair! :eek: :D ;) :p
So temping to post a screencap of the gorilla masking from Always Sunny:D
The cure for blue balls is to go rub it out:D
That is so exactly not true!
I like it all, I can't decide on the best part :pWhile I agree with the first part of that sentence, picking the best part was never a hard decision for me. Guess I'm lucky like that...

I realized tonight that no one in my "real life" actually cares about me.

This realization should have come a long time ago, but was devastating nonetheless.
Pretty much the same thing happened to me a few years back. I feel for you man.

But keep in mind, any time you feel like braving clockspiders, you know where you can find a friend.
Cheer up! Good riddance to them. It was their loss not yours. Your "real" friends are those who care about you, not those who just happen to live near you. You have lost nothing but a few bad apples, your "real" friends are right where you left them. :)

Scattered to the four corners of the globe, somewhat unfortunately. On the plus side, if you ever wanted to move, it wouldn't be hard to find somewhere where you already know someone.

[boratika]

Also, needs more panties:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/1234277866_a93bd3f21b_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/joycake/1234277866/)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/492825184_d69e0832a7.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/espinal/492825184/)

Don't want seem biased, now do I? :D

Also I wish people would stop removing photos from public veiw in their Flickr stream before I link them:mad:

[Purple Santa]

Sorry to hear about your blue moment Mags...it sucks trying to figure out who your real friends are. Life sucks at those moments for sure. At least you do have us "fictional" figures who type on here :). Ms. Claus is worried about you...maybe she'll have to take a flight out to you :). Meanwhile...it took me many years to find A friend...that would be Ms. Claus...best friend i've ever had...but before her, lots of dark years...and believe me, i've been on this earth a loooong time :). Keep your head up...your a good person..that's what counts...good people will find you...

[MagGnome]

Thanks a lot guys. I really appreciate your kind words.

[wyeast]

We have more than just kind words. We have teh panties! :D

http://i102.imagethrust.com/i/1026340/023ass.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i116.imagethrust.com/i/1026343/2738040208223347195630399.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i105.imagethrust.com/i/1026345/80606272.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i100.imagethrust.com/i/1026344/76789035q123944lo.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i117.imagethrust.com/i/1026342/38563105076.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

[ADDGirl]

We have more than just kind words. We have teh panties! :D

Those sir are not the right panties for MagGnome... These are more appropriate

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/BrettStewart/Shirtless-NRL-Players/NickYoungquest-MojoUnderwear3.jpg
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm304/threedaystomars/AllTimeLowxD.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/Jackofspades2309/underwear.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/mihalow/underwear.jpg

And something for the rest of you
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee75/colbyeliza33/underwear.jpg
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m219/payniexxx/underwear.jpg
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee144/libra044/UNDERWEAR.jpg

[Lithium Flower]

Mag wants nekkid man pictures! Fear Not! You found me pics when I was in need Magnome I have not forgotten!

http://images.quickblogcast.com/47094-42780/couple.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlvERtY7Dsc/Ri0nWxKDMvI/AAAAAAAAAE0/QEHGtfVz6PM/s1600/chrisloungeJPG.jpeg

I really like how he's pulling his shirt down to cover his modesty. It's so...I don't know...vulnerable and demure in a completely unassuming way and...sexy like that!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlvERtY7Dsc/Ri0gZRKDMlI/AAAAAAAAADk/cZSnp4e6TgA/s1600/jamespool.jpeg

http://caramelcomments.com/import/graphics/Kinky/sensual.jpg

A angel!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2164/1696618585_3e9b67fb39.jpg?v=0

There used to be a picture [here], but its been removed on ADDgirl's request.

[PathMaster]

Real life friends are for suckers anyway Mags. ;) Keep your chin up. Enjoy:
http://i36.tinypic.com/14ub994.jpg
Panties!!:
http://i37.tinypic.com/s1rhq0.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/sauux1.jpg

[ShivaX]

I think I just saw a ballsack.

[LordDon]

Real life friends are for suckers anyway Mags. ;) Keep your chin up. Enjoy:
http://i36.tinypic.com/14ub994.jpg


Hahahah Holy naked Wash! I'm sorry you're in a rough spot Mags. Much hugs.

[Squidbot]

MAGY! Noooooooooooo!

We love ya man! I'm even butchering the Queen's English for you!

[astranoir]

Neither have you!

I'm pretty sure you're the only one who promised to show anything! :p

[wyeast]

Those sir are not the right panties for MagGnome...

Fair point. Ok, Maggy. I do this for you, bub. I call it, "Stallion on Stallion" :eek: :D

http://i110.imagethrust.com/i/1026506/nudebrokebackmountain.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

[MagGnome]

You guys are the best! You've all cheered me up. :)

[rvieira]

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Men_Women/RedPanties.jpg
http://www.younggirlsshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/019.jpg

[ADDGirl]

I do believe Rogue promised us self boxer pics but they haven't shown up yet:(
o well here are some panties...
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z131/YurSickness/Sexy%20Tattoos/sexy-white-panties-fairy-tattoos1.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m194/lillbitts/panties.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w49/eyeliner_addiction666/panties.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc184/cutiebutt89/panties.jpg

[boratika]

I do believe Rogue promised us self boxer pics but they haven't shown up yet:(

Didn't you promise one also? Well? I pretty sure I'm right. There's no way I couldn't be right.

[ADDGirl]

Didn't you promise one also? Well? I pretty sure I'm right. There's no way I couldn't be right.

Nope no promise from me, I'm sure you are frequently wrong, you are a male after all

[boratika]

Nope no promise from me, I'm sure you are frequently wrong, you are a male after all

I don't make a very convincing one, though.

[Generation ABXY]

I don't make a very convincing one, though.

I've gotten some junk mail that claims to help with that. Shall I forward one?

[boratika]

I've gotten some junk mail that claims to help with that. Shall I forward one?

Nah, that's alright, I already have an uncomfortably large dong.


I also have coasters with the Cialis logo on them. Not, that they actually do anything, but I just wanted to tell everyone.

[ADDGirl]

Nah, that's alright, I already have an uncomfortably large dong.


I also have coasters with the Cialis logo on them. Not, that they actually do anything, but I just wanted to tell everyone.

I'm not sure I really wanted to know about the size of your dong...

But back on topic,
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc255/designerreplay/WACOAL64869BLACK.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/bat116/panty.jpg

[wyeast]

Nah, that's alright, I already have an uncomfortably large dong.


I also have coasters with the Cialis logo on them. Not, that they actually do anything, but I just wanted to tell everyone.

*psst* Those aren't coasters. Those are pills. Way to out yourself, Tom Thumb. :o

:D

[OldeWolf]

Since ya'all buncha guys and gals are posting up male pictures, I'll do just the same!
http://www.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2008/08/04/r_1217884832_simmons-nude-in-salad.jpg

[Sazime]

As we toe up a little closer to the line... :D

[wyeast]

OldeWolf: Ack! :eek:

http://i108.imagethrust.com/i/1028154/1700739252ff1.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i105.imagethrust.com/i/1028155/pauk7k7r8iuqz1.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i120.imagethrust.com/i/1028163/1085701382fs3.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5733/mix240027ud6.jpg

http://i108.imagethrust.com/i/1028190/leaning.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i105.imagethrust.com/i/1028164/gamer061.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)
(^.^)v

[Xerxes]

Man, I was waaaaay to late to this thread... but I approve! :)

Same for this AI as well. I so love women. :D

I need to get me one. :o

[boratika]

I'm not sure I really wanted to know about the size of your dong...
It also has a luminous nose. (http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/dln.html)
*psst* Those aren't coasters. Those are pills. Way to out yourself, Tom Thumb. :o

:D

So I tried taking one, but it was way too big to swallow, so I started chewing on it and the glass kinda cut up all my mouth.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go to the hospital.

[NSFW]

I have changed my mind on this thread. It is good (besides the man bits. not my thing). I approve of wyeast's sense of what's good!

[MagGnome]

Poor boratika. Equipped with a large dong but also cursed with ED. :p

[PathMaster]

http://i38.tinypic.com/wb4goi.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/nget5i.jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/332cnr5.jpg

[National Kato]

http://i36.tinypic.com/332cnr5.jpg

What are those, Candy Buttons (http://www.necco.com/OurProducts/ProductDetails.asp?ProductID=28)? Yum! :D

[Cit Phil Cit]

wyeast, you will be my friend?

[wyeast]

wyeast, you will be my friend?

Oh my. A stalker of my own! :o

[civil]

http://i34.tinypic.com/nget5i.jpg
I have a new god...

Sweet Woman God, take me home.

[MagGnome]

You also have a girlfriend. :p

[violent]

Mag, it's because of threads like these that guys like you are an absolute mystery to me.

[civil]

You also have a girlfriend. :p
She knows not of these boards! :o

Mag, it's because of threads like these that guys like you are an absolute mystery to me.
Me or Mags? Cuz I'll throw down if yer referrin' to me.

[violent]

Me or Mags? Cuz I'll throw down if yer referrin' to me.

You ride dudes?

[civil]

You ride dudes?
I'm eying you suspiciously, Floridian.

[violent]

I'm eying you suspiciously, Floridian.

Well here's where I stand. Looking through this thread, if one chooses to ride dudes I'm only left with the question of "why" due to some of the entries. Those that choose to be on my mystery list may sign up at their own discretion.

[NSFW]

http://i34.tinypic.com/nget5i.jpg


This. Who is this?

[ShivaX]

Well here's where I stand. Looking through this thread, if one chooses to ride dudes I'm only left with the question of "why" due to some of the entries. Those that choose to be on my mystery list may sign up at their own discretion.

They could easily say the same about you in relation to the pictures of swarthy naked men.

[violent]

They could easily say the same about you in relation to the pictures of swarthy naked men.

Of course they could. But simply negating my comment based on the opposite equivalent would leave little comment to be had.

[MagGnome]

Mag, it's because of threads like these that guys like you are an absolute mystery to me.

As ShivaX said, I look at the hot men and think the same thing.

I'm just not wired to find women sexually attractive. It's not as if I CHOOSE to like men, it's just the way I am. I don't find women desirable at all in that way. However, when I'm around attractive men I get dizzy and turn into a bumbling idiot.

[boratika]

It's just a matter of taste that you like women. But a hardwired taste determined prenatally and enforced through hormone ratios. Nothing chosen, just an unoptional contract you were given at (and before) birth that says who you are in life, because that's how evolution happened to happen.

[civil]

Mags, I'm gonna take you to a strip club and we're gonna get you lap dances until you're so straight even my cosplay girls will give you a stiffie. Now if we could get Voodoo to come along with enough BBQ sauce we'd have ourselves on hell of a night.

I kid, I kid!

Or do I?

Of course I do!

But do I really?



See, the only way I could even conceivably justify going to a strip club is if I had a gay fella, a voodoo priest and gallons of BBQ sauce in tow. The GF would be too stumped to object. Know any midgets?

[violent]

As ShivaX said, I look at the hot men and think the same thing.

I'm just not wired to find women sexually attractive. It's not as if I CHOOSE to like men, it's just the way I am. I don't find women desirable at all in that way. However, when I'm around attractive men I get dizzy and turn into a bumbling idiot.

I completely understand. My initial comment was more a testament to my personal affection towards women.

[ADDGirl]

Mags, I'm gonna take you to a strip club and we're gonna get you lap dances until you're so straight even my cosplay girls will give you a stiffie. Now if we could get Voodoo to come along with enough BBQ sauce we'd have ourselves on hell of a night.

I kid, I kid!

Or do I?

Of course I do!

But do I really?



See, the only way I could even conceivably justify going to a strip club is if I had a gay fella, a voodoo priest and gallons of BBQ sauce in tow. The GF would be too stumped to object. Know any midgets?
So, you'll be having your cosplay girls dressing up as boys for the night then?

[Purple Santa]

OldeWolf: Ack! :eek:

http://i108.imagethrust.com/i/1028154/1700739252ff1.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i105.imagethrust.com/i/1028155/pauk7k7r8iuqz1.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i120.imagethrust.com/i/1028163/1085701382fs3.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5733/mix240027ud6.jpg

http://i108.imagethrust.com/i/1028190/leaning.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)

http://i105.imagethrust.com/i/1028164/gamer061.jpg (http://www.imagethrust.com)
(^.^)v

These are pics of your X girlfriends aren't they? :eek:

[ShivaX]

These are pics of your X girlfriends aren't they? :eek:

The I Love Beer chick bothers me. She looks like shes 13.

[PathMaster]

http://i38.tinypic.com/b7ewpi.jpg

[Generation ABXY]

http://i38.tinypic.com/b7ewpi.jpg

Did she kill a gay polar bear? :eek:

Then again, I guess that's probably not a crime, as they weren't going to help increase the population further anyway...

[Purple Santa]

The I Love Beer chick bothers me. She looks like shes 13.

I thought so too. Thought it was my eyes just misguessing girl/women's age.

[PathMaster]

http://i37.tinypic.com/205pizd.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/ok2789.jpg

[dotbomb]

http://www.petite-coquette.co.uk/blog/images/agent-provocateur/08/agent-provocateur-witch-2.jpg

[wyeast]

These are pics of your X girlfriends aren't they? :eek:

:eek: :eek:

:D

Regrettably no. Remember how old I am. Those would be polaroids :p And I have a strict no-share policy of pics (of that nature, anyway) of women I know unless given explicit permission. :o

Dotbomb: Epic picture! :)

[MagGnome]

Mags, I'm gonna take you to a strip club...

Um, I've never been to a strip club, although I was invited by a hot lesbian once. :p

I completely understand. My initial comment was more a testament to my personal affection towards women.


After looking through the last few images, I don't see how anyone could be attracted to women.



http://i38.tinypic.com/b7ewpi.jpg


This hot tranny mess is Exhibit A.

[Xerxes]

THAT'S a tranny? I fail.

[MagGnome]

I'm not positive that he/she is a tranny, but that face just screams tranny to me. :p

[Purple Santa]

I'm not positive that he/she is a tranny, but that face just screams tranny to me. :p

Thanks for ruining that pic ;)

[ShivaX]

I'm not positive that he/she is a tranny, but that face just screams tranny to me. :p

I thought I was just seeing things. I swear I see a 5 o'clock shadow.

[ADDGirl]

I thought I was just seeing things. I swear I see a 5 o'clock shadow.

I know, I see 5 o'clock shadow and then you wonder about things like shoulder in front of neck (hiding adam's apple?) Hair covering face (trying to hid 5 o'clock shadow?)

[MagGnome]

Yeah, the more I look at that picture, the more certain I am that is a boy in drag.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it's hardly sexy, at least to me. :p

[Jeffool]

I dunno, if you have a pink fur bedspread and are wearing bra and panties... Shaving is probably a pretty easy feat to accomplish. Then again, maybe my tranny-dar isn't as honed as you peoples'. (At least, no more so than anyone else who's been online since 1996.)

[boratika]

You people are all a bunch of prudes! :p

[MagGnome]

Hey, whatever floats your boat boratika.

[Xerxes]

I know, I see 5 o'clock shadow and then you wonder about things like shoulder in front of neck (hiding adam's apple?) Hair covering face (trying to hid 5 o'clock shadow?)

That's upper lip shadow. Not like woman don't have facial hair.

But ummm that chin. Y'all make fun of Morgan Webb all you want but that look chin area looks a little mannish.

[wyeast]

You people are all a bunch of prudes! :p

Er... wot? :eek:

[ADDGirl]

That's upper lip shadow. Not like woman don't have facial hair.

But ummm that chin. Y'all make fun of Morgan Webb all you want but that look chin area looks a little mannish.

Actually I wasn't talking about the upper lip I was talking about the jaw line.

[mightbe]

Actually I wasn't talking about the upper lip I was talking about the jaw line.

The woman has a jaw line of Leno-esque proportions.

[NSFW]

http://i38.tinypic.com/b7ewpi.jpg
I'm not sure but I think ...










http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l24/biggame1984/akbar.jpg

[Purple Santa]

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/Wulfgawd/3006.jpg

I've been the voyeur up till this point...so now i'm joining...I hope to find better next time...

This thread needs to live on to eternity :eek:

[boratika]

I'm not sure but I think ...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l24/biggame1984/akbar.jpg

I think you mean:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boratika/TRAPANTIES.png

[PathMaster]

To make up for my apparent fail last time:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2py3nkz.jpg

[shunoshi]

Mags, I'm gonna take you to a strip club and we're gonna get you lap dances until you're so straight even my cosplay girls will give you a stiffie. Now if we could get Voodoo to come along with enough BBQ sauce we'd have ourselves on hell of a night.

I kid, I kid!

Or do I?

Of course I do!

But do I really?



See, the only way I could even conceivably justify going to a strip club is if I had a gay fella, a voodoo priest and gallons of BBQ sauce in tow. The GF would be too stumped to object. Know any midgets?

I'm coming with. I'll bring extra BBQ if Voodoo can't carry it all and I knew a midget in high school, I'll have to give him a call. :D

[TheFlyingOrc]

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq228/Wulfgawd/3006.jpg

I've been the voyeur up till this point...so now i'm joining...I hope to find better next time...

This thread needs to live on to eternity :eek:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/theflyingorc/ChrisHanson.jpg

[wyeast]

What? I thought the one in the middle was kinda cute... :o

[civil]

To make up for my apparent fail last time:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2py3nkz.jpg
Holy fuck!

Look at the size of that nutsack!

[Voodoo]

Holy fuck!
To make up for my apparent fail last time:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2py3nkz.jpg
Look at the size of that nutsack!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/65391128_230c02965b.jpg

[wyeast]

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/544_ZDP33PCTK2_15.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-544_ZDP33PCTK2_15.jpg)

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/812_42895_rayisnelis_050_123_24lo.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-812_42895_rayisnelis_050_123_24lo.jpg)

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/690_ggharp.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-690_ggharp.jpg)

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/557_kara.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-557_kara.jpg)

[OldeWolf]

http://www.younggirlsshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/019.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uD34C4c7o2A/RlGi1AcVLnI/AAAAAAAAABU/mDFDHmGu0Vo/s1600/33wm93t.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/421528991_7c7a63fdb4.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/421512527_752063f861.jpg?v=0
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/66sRegW0.jpeg
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/SSK7U6Q5.jpeg
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/756eb4c18fc286b1ce2ab2f2a2a36c4a.jpeg
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/vGxqEyNL.jpeg
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/candice-swanepoel-pics-22.jpg
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/gemmaatkinson177.jpg

[Voodoo]

http://www.picscrazy.com/image/gemmaatkinson177.jpg
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n165/JasonBrandon/Dead_Baby.jpg

[violent]

Jesus Christ.

[Voodoo]

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry violent... Jesus Christ is busy playing Fallout 3 and won't have time to save you now.

[violent]

I'm sorry violent... Jesus Christ is busy playing Fallout 3 and won't have time to save you now.

I wasn't asking for his help but rather criticizing his ill-combined doings.

[MagGnome]

Holy fuck!

Look at the size of that nutsack!

I am really glad that I'm not the only one who saw that. :o

[boratika]

Oldewolf: Most of those pics just come up as "don't steal our bandwidth".

[GunnyMo]

I am really glad that I'm not the only one who saw that. :o

I'm sure you're not that familiar enough with female anatomy to realize that when a woman bends over like there is more often than not a bit of a "bulge", if you will. ;)

You guys seem tranny paranoid, or trannyoid, since that last picture no one can figure out. :p

[civil]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/421528991_7c7a63fdb4.jpg?v=0
See, this one right here is what I'm looking for. That body is built for BBQ/Honey/Chocolate.

Though I wouldn't turn most of the women in this thread down, don't get me wrong. But something about this one just hit me like a good motorboating.

[boratika]

I'm sure you're not that familiar enough with female anatomy to realize that when a woman bends over like there is more often than not a bit of a "bulge", if you will. ;)

Well, "nutsack" isn't too far from the truth since the scrotum and the labia majora are homologous. I don't think there's a non-sex-specific word for them though...

[J Arcane]

Well, "nutsack" isn't too far from the truth since the scrotum and the labia majora are homologous. I don't think there's a non-sex-specific word for them though...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleft_of_venus

[MagGnome]

I'm sure you're not that familiar enough with female anatomy to realize that when a woman bends over like there is more often than not a bit of a "bulge", if you will. ;)

You guys seem tranny paranoid, or trannyoid, since that last picture no one can figure out. :p

I guess I've never looked at a woman's crotch long enough to notice. :p

[MagGnome]

See, this one right here is what I'm looking for. That body is built for BBQ/Honey/Chocolate.

Though I wouldn't turn most of the women in this thread down, don't get me wrong. But something about this one just hit me like a good motorboating.

I think she has a great body, but something about her is off. It seems like her skin is discolored or possibly really blotchy. I have a feeling that she wouldn't be as "hot" in a color photograph.

I could be way off though.

[boratika]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleft_of_venus
I'm not sure what you are trying to say?
I think she has a great body, but something about her is off. It seems like her skin is discolored or possibly really blotchy. I have a feeling that she wouldn't be as "hot" in a color photograph.

I could be way off though.

I'm guessing fake tan. Even in the olde B&W, she looks a bit orange.

[J Arcane]

I'm not sure what you are trying to say?

I was attempting to elucidate specifc nomenclature on the bulgy parts in a woman's naughty area while still being lazy enough to not bother writing anything.

[LordDon]

I was attempting to elucidate specifc nomenclature on the bulgy parts in a woman's naughty area while still being lazy enough to not bother writing anything.

Bless this thread.

[boratika]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2224329019_3d337a9165_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xiong_ka/2224329019/)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2099980536_08722822df_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xiong_ka/2099980536/in/set-72157602869093775)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2054470640_a9f98352f9_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sollang/2054470640/in/set-72157603248217829)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/2184249951_250819907b_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sollang/2184249951/in/set-72157603248217829)

[Generation ABXY]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/2054470640_a9f98352f9_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sollang/2054470640/in/set-72157603248217829)

Because nothing says, "Take me!" quite like the I-just-jumped-off-the-john-to-answer-the-phone look. :p

[boratika]

Because nothing says, "Take me!" quite like the I-just-jumped-off-the-john-to-answer-the-phone look. :p

You and I evidently interpret things very differently...

[Generation ABXY]

You and I evidently interpret things very differently...

And it is amazing how I find things to be thankful for, every day. ;)

[Radioguy9698]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2224329019_3d337a9165_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/xiong_ka/2224329019/)

oh hi!, have seat right over please?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/hansen.gif

[PathMaster]

Man are you people critical..
http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3s4zm.jpg

[OldeWolf]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6248/0/WTF.ashx

[MagGnome]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6248/0/WTF.ashx

What in the world is going on in this shot?

[wyeast]

What in the world is going on in this shot?

Science, my good friend. That is what is going on.

SCIENCE!
:D

[civil]

What in the world is going on in this shot?
All kinds of wonderful you just wouldn't understand, my Other Side of the Fence Gnome.

Trust me, it's delicious. ;)

[ClannerDelta]

What in the world is going on in this shot?

Anti-Grav farts are a deadly weapon. The expulsion device is cleverly concealed with a Black with White polka dot camouflage. Poor ladies never saw it coming.

[rvieira]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6248/0/WTF.ashx

Is this heaven ???:eek:

[MagGnome]

All kinds of wonderful you just wouldn't understand, my Other Side of the Fence Gnome.

Trust me, it's delicious. ;)

I'll have to take your word on this one. ;)

[Radioguy9698]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6248/0/WTF.ashx


invisible BBQ sauce fight?

[Schnoogs]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6248/0/WTF.ashx

Invisible Men orgy

[J Arcane]

This girl looks so damn familiar, it's driving me nuts. Looks like someone I've seen in a movie or something before, but I can't for the life of me pin down where or who it is.

http://jarcane.info/downloads/files/1225330545000.jpg

[Blue]

This girl looks so damn familiar, it's driving me nuts. Looks like someone I've seen in a movie or something before, but I can't for the life of me pin down where or who it is.

http://jarcane.info/downloads/files/1225330545000.jpg

Carrie Fisher face.

[J Arcane]

Carrie Fisher face.
Nah, way younger and way more recent.

[Blue]

I got nothing then. What has been seen cannot be unseen, etc.

[J Arcane]

I got nothing then. What has been seen cannot be unseen, etc.
I remembered!

It's Laura Pyper. The girl from the second season of HEX.

Put a little more make up on her and straighten the hair and she'd be a dead ringer.

[Generation ABXY]

Is this heaven ???:eek:

No, in heaven that bed on the left would be made.

...Put some FUCKING sheets on that DAMN thing!

[Radioguy9698]

I remembered!

It's Laura Pyper. The girl from the second season of HEX.


http://www.staylace.com/gallery/gallery09/graphics/pyper_laura.jpg

http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/HexSeason2.jpg

[boratika]

oh hi!, have seat right over please?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/phenom1223/hansen.gif

She's 19. I've made a point of checking the age of everyone I've posted in this thread.

Though I'm not entirely sure everyone in this thread can make that claim :D

[PathMaster]

http://i34.tinypic.com/4tpydu.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/2ql8jgl.jpg

[Dukefrukem]

What in the world is going on in this shot?

I actually know. They are all cheerleaders for a big college. And they all were drinking and took pictures of themselves. I have the rest of the pictures but they are NSFW and show nudity.

[OldeWolf]

I actually know. They are all cheerleaders for a big college. And they all were drinking and took pictures of themselves. I have the rest of the pictures but they are NSFW and show nudity.

And you're holding back because...? :D

[Dukefrukem]

And you're holding back because...? :D

Is that allowed here? I don't know the rules of posting pictures, on top of the fact that I don't really want to host them anywhere. I'll give you guys a head start though.

http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=5233

[wyeast]

I just assumed this was a SFW kinda joint. :o (Tho admittedly, we're pushing that line kinda rough with gratuitous underwear shots) :D

[NSFW]

Yeah this is a classy joint :D cAN'T B having the nudes in here.

[Radioguy9698]

Yeah this is a classy joint :D cAN'T B having the nudes in here.


that's what playboy and club magzine was published for

[ADDGirl]

http://i34.tinypic.com/4tpydu.jpg


That is such a cute set I want it

[astranoir]

That is such a cute set I want it

I am pretty sure they sell those at Hot Topic, if you shop there.

[GunnyMo]

That is such a cute set I want it

I'll take it with the filling, please. :D

[MagGnome]

Is that allowed here? I don't know the rules of posting pictures, on top of the fact that I don't really want to host them anywhere. I'll give you guys a head start though.

http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=5233

Why on Earth did I follow that link? I'd almost forgotten how homophobic and just plain stupid some people can be.

[ADDGirl]

I am pretty sure they sell those at Hot Topic, if you shop there.

Thanks for that, they don't really carry things that fit me there but I can try torrid

Edit: nope torrid doesn't carry my size either

[astranoir]

Thanks for that, they don't really carry things that fit me there but I can try torrid

Edit: nope torrid doesn't carry my size either

:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.

[ADDGirl]

:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.

We do have an opposite problem, but it is the same pain for sure.

[KingGorilla]

If nothing else, this thread is showing a surprisingly large number of people on this site visit Suicide Girls frequently.

[violent]

Am I the only one thinking this is quite a sexy problem?

[ShivaX]

Am I the only one thinking this is quite a sexy problem?

I was thinking of various perv memes about pictures.

[Rogue_hunter]

:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.

Damn, I have that same problem. The panties are either always way too tight, scrunching up my balls, or the bra is way too big, so I have to stuff it with those inserts.


...oh, wait, umm, you didn't see that...nothing to see here, move along, move along.

[Radioguy9698]

i'm in love with this girl...

http://bp2.blogger.com/_7ZckZ-8naz0/SCDzmJg8tII/AAAAAAAABE8/fBkaT98a_xM/s400/Flo+from+Progressive.JPG

bad pic i know...her name is Stephanie Courtney

http://www.celebritydesktop.com/images/actresses/stephanie_courtney.jpg

[Radioguy9698]

oh and i'll some of this too...

http://www.bestsexycelebs.com/jesse_jane/pictures/1.jpg

i have better pics of her, but i'd get ban for posting nude pics i'm sure...

[boratika]

Someone doesn't get this thread...

Am I the only one thinking this is quite a sexy problem?

Presumably I wasn't the only person who heard this in Zapp Brannigan's voice in my head.

[Jeffool]

Thanks for that, they don't really carry things that fit me there but I can try torrid

Edit: nope torrid doesn't carry my size either:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.Am I the only one thinking this is quite a sexy problem?So, you two should shop together, find matching sets that you like, split the costs, and switch panties. Problem solved. (It's like a sexier version of Tetris, in my mind.)

[Xerxes]

:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.

Doesn't sound like a problem at all. :o

[MagGnome]

:( Places don't carry my sizes regarding sets of panties/bras because I have a huge ass and tiny breasts, so I think we have an opposite problem, but I think I feel your pain.

I feel your pain, in a way. I'm a tall and skinny guy, so finding pants and shirts that fit me right is a pain. Pants that have the right waist size are generally a couple of inches too short, and shirts that are the right size in the chest and stomach often have sleeves that are too small or don't go down over my waist as far as I would like.

[Purple Santa]

All this talk about body parts...pics or you really don't exist...any of you ;)

[President Fred]

I feel your pain, in a way. I'm a tall and skinny guy, so finding pants and shirts that fit me right is a pain. Pants that have the right waist size are generally a couple of inches too short, and shirts that are the right size in the chest and stomach often have sleeves that are too small or don't go down over my waist as far as I would like.
Try tailored shirts, they're great! My problem is that my shoulders and arms are one size and my stomach and waist are another so regular shirts either look too small or too big.

[boratika]

While everyone else is venting about not being able to find clothes that fit them, I'm going chime in too.

I'm I pretty slender guy, but I have really broad shoulders. So if I want to buy a button up shirt, I have a choice between one that squishes my shoulders into my chest or one that hangs around me like some sort of deflated floatation device. And sleaves on tshirts frequently don't come down far enough (and I just don't have impressive at all biceps needed to pull that off)

Pants are even worse. In short, I have serious buns. And apparently clothes manufacturers just don't expect males to have anything in the buns region. how this manifests is that, if a pair of pant's fits me around the waist, I won't be able to do up the fly because of tightness in the hips region.

I won't bore you with details on why shoes don't fit me though:p
Doesn't sound like a problem at all. :o

Well, I wasn't going to be the one to say it, but I don't feel the need to not agree.

[Jeffool]

Being fat and six feet tall, I shop at 'big and tall' places. Not solely because I'm big, but also because most typical clothes that are big enough for a comfy fit, are too short. It's a plot by the clothes manufacturers to make sure fat people aren't seen in their brands!

[wyeast]

At least you have "big and tall". Nobody ever opens a store called "short and dumpy". :o

Obligatory photos. :D

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/343_anya.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-343_anya.jpg)

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/581_sweater.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-581_sweater.jpg)

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/731_bath.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-731_bath.jpg)

[Xerxes]

Being fat and six feet tall, I shop at 'big and tall' places. Not solely because I'm big, but also because most typical clothes that are big enough for a comfy fit, are too short. It's a plot by the clothes manufacturers to make sure fat people aren't seen in their brands!

Damn straight high five. Funny thing, is even working out towards my goal, I'll still probably by from them for comfort. Some of those stores are even cheaper then "regular" sized clothes. Ebay though so far has been very kind.

While everyone else is venting about not being able to find clothes that fit them, I'm going chime in too.

I'm I pretty slender guy, but I have really broad shoulders. So if I want to buy a button up shirt, I have a choice between one that squishes my shoulders into my chest or one that hangs around me like some sort of deflated floatation device. And sleaves on tshirts frequently don't come down far enough (and I just don't have impressive at all biceps needed to pull that off)

Pants are even worse. In short, I have serious buns. And apparently clothes manufacturers just don't expect males to have anything in the buns region. how this manifests is that, if a pair of pant's fits me around the waist, I won't be able to do up the fly because of tightness in the hips region.

I won't bore you with details on why shoes don't fit me though:p


Well, I wasn't going to be the one to say it, but I don't feel the need to not agree.

Start making your own clothes. Problem solved. Also, you chose the oddest way to agree with me. :p

At least you have "big and tall". Nobody ever opens a store called "short and dumpy". :o
Dammit I think you're on to something...

But actually that would probably fall into the big and tall store. They have dumpy sized clothes that leave giants like me and Jeffool confused. :rolleyes:

[Generation ABXY]

At least you have "big and tall". Nobody ever opens a store called "short and dumpy". :o

Wal-Mart?

http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/images/731_bath.jpg (http://www.xxxcastaways.com/Image/view-731_bath.jpg)

Ah, what I wouldn't give to be a towel...or that tile floor...or the bathtub.

[PathMaster]

http://i36.tinypic.com/u5548.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/oivj4k.jpg

[astranoir]

Doesn't sound like a problem at all. :o

You're sweet. Being short and having a huge butt just makes me feel fat, though :( Finding pants is horrible because they have to fit over my gigantic rear, but then fit my medium-sized waist so as not to fall down. Ah well, I'll stop complaining now. Thanks for the compliment - maybe it'll be more obvious what I'm talking about when I post my Carmen Sandiego Halloween pictures.

[shunoshi]

http://i36.tinypic.com/u5548.jpg

Holy crap, Pathmaster! I had to double-take on that pic. For a second I thought you snagged an awesome picture of Rini!!!

[Generation ABXY]

Holy crap, Pathmaster! I had to double-take on that pic. For a second I thought you snagged an awesome picture of Rini!!!

Am I the only one who can't tell if shunoshi is complimenting or insulting Rinichanraar? :p

[shunoshi]

Am I the only one who can't tell if shunoshi is complimenting or insulting Rinichanraar? :p

Allow me to clarify. If that's not a picture of Rini, I'm still going to pretend it is. :D





...hmm...that sounds a bit creepy, doesn't it?


:p

[PathMaster]

Holy crap, Pathmaster! I had to double-take on that pic. For a second I thought you snagged an awesome picture of Rini!!!

Your Welcome..I think..

[shunoshi]

I guess I'm the only one that sees some sort of resemblance...? /shrug

[Generation ABXY]

I guess I'm the only one that sees some sort of resemblance...? /shrug

Well, it's a cute Asian girl, so I'll certainly give it to you based on that. I think it was just your phrasing: "Wow, that was almost an awesome shot of someone." :D

[Squidbot]

Someone get rin in here, we need a reaction post :D

[Generation ABXY]

Someone get rin in here, we need a reaction post :D

I imagine it will only result in a series of ignored members. :p

[Squidbot]

Aw, she's usually a good sport. It's aphoto of an attractive woman, and she's been compared favourably. Rin is an attractive woman too and there is a slight resemblance.

[shunoshi]

Well, it's a cute Asian girl, so I'll certainly give it to you based on that. I think it was just your phrasing: "Wow, that was almost an awesome shot of someone." :D

Wait, you changed my phrasing around there. :p

Anywho, not worth arguing over. I thought they looked alike.

[wyeast]

Wal-Mart?


Dude. Ouch. :o

You're sweet. Being short and having a huge butt just makes me feel fat, though
Hey, I've seen pics. I know fat people. I am fat people. You, my dear, are not fat. Despite what you feel. :p

I guess I'm the only one that sees some sort of resemblance...? /shrug
It's because people shy away from the whole 'OMG all joo azn ppl looks the same!' rhetoric. :eek: :D

That, and DangerChan is far cuter than that. :o But it was a nice comparison. :)