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Serapth
03-22-2010, 01:42 PM
So a small bit of celebrity news is going around about a celebrity being cheated on by her reality star husband(boyfriend?) with .... this girl.

I really don't give a flying fuck about all things celebrity, but this chick is remarkably polarizing... some people think she is drop dead gorgeous others think she is a hideous white trash skank. Amazingly there doesn't appear to exist a middle ground.

So... here comes a poll. :D

Hot or not?
http://www.flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?id=2759

Serapth
03-22-2010, 01:43 PM
I'm a definite no, and its not the tattoos. She actually makes my skin crawl.

civil
03-22-2010, 01:45 PM
Fake Boobies = GTFO. The tattoos I don't mind, but she looks all kinds of surgeried.


EDIT: This makes two things we've agreed on today, Canadian. One more and the 6th Gate of Hell is going to open.

Shieldmaiden
03-22-2010, 01:45 PM
Definitely not, but some of her tats are great.

Dukefrukem
03-22-2010, 01:46 PM
Is this the Jesse James thing? (pic is blocked by work)

Voodoo
03-22-2010, 01:47 PM
She is the first person I've seen with a tattoo on her forehead... Hmm... She definitely doesn't do a thing for me, which is quite remarkable (making a note here). I think one of the reasons is she reminds me of Marilyn Manson at first glance back when he was doing the Glam Rock thing. Hell, even looks like him when he hasn't been doing the Glam Rock thing.

Dukefrukem
03-22-2010, 01:49 PM
I say yes if it's her. But then again, I might be biased and i have full sleeves as well. I'll tell you one thing shes hotter than Kat Von D.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/72/44/7244e246782bd0d55ff4f4f8e791a547_def.jpg

txshurricane
03-22-2010, 01:49 PM
I'm not attracted to tattoos, but skanks who get involved with celebrities and flaunt it to the media are as ugly as can be to me.

Put her on a poster with Tiger Woods' skanks.

Dukefrukem
03-22-2010, 01:50 PM
She is the first person I've seen with a tattoo on her forehead... Hmm... She definitely doesn't do a thing for me, which is quite remarkable (making a note here). I think one of the reasons is she reminds me of Marilyn Manson at first glance back when he was doing the Glam Rock thing. Hell, even looks like him when he hasn't been doing the Glam Rock thing.

I don't like the tattoos on her forehead either. But she's attractive. Definitely not my number one by any means.

Dukefrukem
03-22-2010, 01:51 PM
I prefer Janine Lindemulder

Serapth
03-22-2010, 01:53 PM
Is this the Jesse James thing? (pic is blocked by work)

Yes, it's her.

Shieldmaiden
03-22-2010, 01:53 PM
The pic that Duke posted is actually much better than the first.

civil
03-22-2010, 01:57 PM
Hmm. The pick Duke posted is much more attractive. But still she looks like she's been to the Mannequin Shop, so I wouldn't touch her with Serapth's dick, much less my own.

TrackZero
03-22-2010, 02:03 PM
Apparently I'm the only one to vote yes. Awesome.

johnperkins21
03-22-2010, 02:07 PM
She looks like a man. There are very few women I find more attractive than Sandra Bullock. This "lady" is definitely a step down.

Spectre-7
03-22-2010, 02:10 PM
The pic that Duke posted is actually much better than the first.

It is... it also looks much less like every other photo I've seen of her. I believe there's an exceptional amount of Photoshop in that pic.

spcialk
03-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Physically... she's totally hot. Great body, nice bone structure. I am into tattoos (seattle native, duh) but not into fake breasts or adultry. I'd hit it (were I not married/dating and she had had her shots)

spcialk
03-22-2010, 02:12 PM
Apparently I'm the only one to vote yes. Awesome.

Nah, I got'cher back.

National Kato
03-22-2010, 02:20 PM
I think one of the reasons is she reminds me of Marilyn Manson at first glance back when he was doing the Glam Rock thing. Hell, even looks like him when he hasn't been doing the Glam Rock thing.

My buddy showed me some pics of her this past week and the first thing I said was, "Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with Marilyn Manson?!?"

I still see it, so my vote is most assuredly no. Plus, fake breasts are automatic disqualifiers in my personal bedroom Olympics. I've tried 'em and there's nothing I like. I'd rather have a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than some strange Real Doll.

rein
03-22-2010, 02:29 PM
I don't find her very attractive. Yes, part of it is the tattoos. I'm ok with most of them but across the forehead is just retarded. I sill checked out her nude shots floating around the net though. :D

Stoke
03-22-2010, 02:33 PM
No, my dick won't be hard again for a month because of this thread.

LongStepMantis
03-22-2010, 02:33 PM
I voted Not.
It isn't just because of the tattoos, I don't do that. She fails because she has a tattoo on her fucking forehead. You can get inked on tons of places that are either concealable or tasteful.

Putting a tattoo on your face, regardless of reasoning, is not a smart move. It isn't concealable and it's never, ever tasteful. In this case it makes a woman I would have said was hot as hell instead look completely moronic, imo. Physically she's still hot, I admit, but that forehead tat knocks her down to "not" status simply by way of stupidity.

Narradisall
03-22-2010, 02:37 PM
I probably would have found her more attractive without the tat's and fake breasts.

Wilkz07
03-22-2010, 02:45 PM
meh, not attractive yet not ugly.

Hotcod
03-22-2010, 02:47 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/20/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-michelle-mcgee-nazi-swastika-mistress-photos/

i'm all for tatoos but hers are ugly and over done and other than that she has moments of being attractive given the right angles but ya really nothing there for me

LongStepMantis
03-22-2010, 02:49 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/20/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-michelle-mcgee-nazi-swastika-mistress-photos/

i'm all for tatoos but hers are ugly and over done and other than that she has moments of being attractive given the right angles but ya really nothing there for me

Nazi armbands... At least the forehead tat makes more sense now. She is that stupid.

TheKeck
03-22-2010, 02:51 PM
All I see are horrible tattoos.

digitalErich
03-22-2010, 02:55 PM
Nazi armbands... At least the forehead tat makes more sense now. She is that stupid.
Yeah, any wavering on my part was solved by the racism. It's not the pictures themselves, that could very well be attempted shock value gone wrong, it's the WP tattoos.

Ten19
03-22-2010, 02:56 PM
Tattoos can be hot when implemented the right way, but this woman looks like a surgeried up version of Marilyn Manson, and that, to me, is not hot.

Serapth
03-22-2010, 02:57 PM
Nazi armbands... At least the forehead tat makes more sense now. She is that stupid.

I made a point of not posting the nazi photo as that would obviously bias a few people, regardless to the person behind the outfit.

Hawkzombie
03-22-2010, 02:58 PM
Are they actually fake? I've seen some real in my day that looked fake simply because of the bra the woman was wearing.

If I had seen BigJonno's pic first, I would've voted yes. The tats don't put me off, but the OP pic is really unflattering. Would I cheat on my wife with her? Especially if that wife was Sandra Bullock? Hell no.

LongStepMantis
03-22-2010, 03:00 PM
I made a point of not posting the nazi photo as that would obviously bias a few people, regardless to the person behind the outfit.

I can see your reasoning, but choosing to dislike someone because they wear Nazi paraphernalia is probably a fair assumption. Most sensible people would probably not let themselves be photographed with it on either, even if it was just a twisted joke or something.

Serapth
03-22-2010, 03:03 PM
I can see your reasoning, but choosing to dislike someone because they wear Nazi paraphernalia is probably a fair assumption. Most sensible people would probably not let themselves be photographed with it on either, even if it was just a twisted joke or something.

Aye, but the question isn't "Do you like this person", its "Do you find this person hot". Two very different things, but once you add a bias in, the answers get less honest.

Wasson_
03-22-2010, 03:05 PM
Object is is further objectified by excessive permanent epidermal body art.

Judgment. Ignore. Attention justifies stupid behavior. Unacceptable.

digitalErich
03-22-2010, 03:08 PM
Object is is further objectified by excessive permanent epidermal body art.

Judgment. Ignore. Attention justifies stupid behavior. Unacceptable.
I can't tell if this is a great Judge Dredd reference or the worst post in this thread.

Badger
03-22-2010, 03:13 PM
I say yes if it's her. But then again, I might be biased and i have full sleeves as well. I'll tell you one thing shes hotter than Kat Von D.

Is not.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5593/katvond4full.jpg

That forehead tattoo FTL. She certainly could be attractive, if her artist had refused to make her face look like a convict's armpit.

muddi900
03-22-2010, 03:51 PM
Aren't you happy with poll spamming The Lounge that you have to come here Serapth?

Not. Totally!

Zanzibar
03-22-2010, 03:54 PM
Y'know, I've been meaning to rant about this.

Why is everyone so surprised that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock? It's not a matter whether the chick he cheated with is hot or not hot, it's just a question as to whether somebody who prides himself on his bad-boy image, gets married to a porn star (what, you think they met at the local laundromat or something?), and has repeatedly shown his interest in his lust for power and attention via his TV appearances is capable of shedding all that to marry America's Sweetheart.

I'm sorry, but I've had LOADS of experience watching girls chase after bad boys and think they've 'tamed' them. It always ends in disaster. The 'bad boys' claim they've turned over a new leaf but it's all an act.

Sandra, there were *PLENTY* of red flags. You chose to ignore them.

menage
03-22-2010, 04:00 PM
No, she has a dudeface.

Hotcod
03-22-2010, 04:02 PM
I made a point of not posting the nazi photo as that would obviously bias a few people, regardless to the person behind the outfit.

Having the supposed context for some of her tattoos is valid enough, I think having body art that may in fact be hugely racist has a direct impact on if you find the person's physical look attractive or not.

Also put me in the hell yes section for miss von D

Squidbot
03-22-2010, 04:05 PM
Usually I realluy like chicks with tats, but in this case.....ew.


Is not.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5593/katvond4full.jpg

That forehead tattoo FTL. She certainly could be attractive, if her artist had refused to make her face look like a convict's armpit.

That's more like it.

Kelegacy
03-22-2010, 04:14 PM
Fake Boobies = GTFO. The tattoos I don't mind, but she looks all kinds of surgeried.


EDIT: This makes two things we've agreed on today, Canadian. One more and the 6th Gate of Hell is going to open.

I don't like fake boobies, either. I like some jiggle, not that stay-prone shit. I've felt fake tits at a bachelor party I threw for my best friend, and you can definitely feel the difference (of course), which I didn't like.

I'd take a pair of small boobs over a pair of bigger fake ones.

As far as the OP is concerned, I say meh. I think she's creepy. I'm a guy so I'd do pretty much everything, and only reserve the NO! command for real ogres.

Chris_D
03-22-2010, 09:14 PM
Those tattoos are too much for me. Not a fan.

Cit Phil Cit
03-22-2010, 09:24 PM
Cover it in oil and I could give it a go.

Otherwise, no.

Talanvor
03-22-2010, 09:31 PM
If there was an option betwen "Damned hot" and "Meh" I would have picked that, but I wouldn't turn her down.

Jeffool
03-22-2010, 09:41 PM
As for finding this chick attractive? Meh. Only so far as "I'm a guy, so, yes I'd be willing to have sex with her." But is she someone I'd actually lust over or seek out? Hell no. I've no affinity for tattoos in general (particularly those on one's face/etc.) I just find flesh far more attractive. And implants, honestly, I don't care about. I'd prefer a woman had natural breasts, but honestly I'm not going to turn a woman down because she wanted bigger ones (as long as they weren't insane or horrific.)Y'know, I've been meaning to rant about this.

Why is everyone so surprised that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock? ... Sandra, there were *PLENTY* of red flags. You chose to ignore them.We were talking about this at work Monday morning; we saw a commercial talking about this, and we all had a great laugh at Sandra Bullock's expense for exactly this reason. Sometimes, you DO get what you want, and she got her bad boy.

Hawkzombie
03-22-2010, 10:14 PM
Cover it in oil and I could give it a go.

Otherwise, no.

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KamaItachi
03-22-2010, 11:11 PM
Good God, she's repulsive.

Talanvor
03-23-2010, 08:06 AM
After having seen the swastika pics and "WP" tats, I have to say that I wish all bigots would mark themselves appropriately. It would make things quite a bit easier.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 08:26 AM
Is not.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5593/katvond4full.jpg

That forehead tattoo FTL. She certainly could be attractive, if her artist had refused to make her face look like a convict's armpit.

have you ever seen her in person or watched LA Ink in HD? Kat Von D takes great pictures, but she's horrendous IRL.

Badger
03-23-2010, 09:26 AM
have you ever seen her in person or watched LA Ink in HD? Kat Von D takes great pictures, but she's horrendous IRL.

I saw the ep where she blitzed the 24 hour record attempt, and by the end of it she still looked hot. Maybe light refracts through camera lenses differently for her? I can't say I've ever seen either of these girls IRL so the only impressions I have are from images, and imo Kat wins out every time.

Hawkzombie
03-23-2010, 09:45 AM
Yeah, gotta admit, always found Kat pretty attractive.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 09:48 AM
I saw the ep where she blitzed the 24 hour record attempt, and by the end of it she still looked hot. Maybe light refracts through camera lenses differently for her? I can't say I've ever seen either of these girls IRL so the only impressions I have are from images, and imo Kat wins out every time.

in HD ?

Badger
03-23-2010, 09:57 AM
in HD ?

I don't think we have LA Ink in HD over here, I could be wrong but I think it was in SD. Come to think of it, my mother always told me to be wary of girls in lower than 720p resolutions. I always wondered what she meant...

Serapth
03-23-2010, 10:00 AM
I don't think we have LA Ink in HD over here, I could be wrong but I think it was in SD. Come to think of it, my mother always told me to be wary of girls in lower than 720p resolutions. I always wondered what she meant...

You have a very tech savvy mom!

I have to say, the chick from LA ink does nothing for me, more from the fact she seems horrifically belligerent and uncouth than anything about her looks. I just can't get into the butch-bitch persona. I know some guys love it, im just not one.

I will say though, she looks 5x better in that picture than on the show.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 10:07 AM
I don't think we have LA Ink in HD over here, I could be wrong but I think it was in SD. Come to think of it, my mother always told me to be wary of girls in lower than 720p resolutions. I always wondered what she meant...

I'm telling ya, if you see her in HD, you'll think twice. I was in love with Kat on her show until I finally got HDTV. It changes your whole perspective on things.... It's scary really.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 10:07 AM
You have a very tech savvy mom!

I have to say, the chick from LA ink does nothing for me, more from the fact she seems horrifically belligerent and uncouth than anything about her looks. I just can't get into the butch-bitch persona. I know some guys love it, im just not one.


Well she did sleep her way to the top of the tattoo industry.

civil
03-23-2010, 10:10 AM
I do not watch TV, so I'm only going by the two photos posted. This:

http://www.flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?id=2759

Is not even in the same league, maybe even species, as this:

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5593/katvond4full.jpg

Though truthfully, both look like they've had cosmetic surgery. Which, if true, means I'd rather fuck a brick lined with broken glass.

Serapth
03-23-2010, 10:12 AM
Though truthfully, both look like they've had cosmetic surgery. Which, if true, means I'd rather fuck a brick lined with broken glass.

You like your tits natural and pits unshaven.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 10:14 AM
Though truthfully, both look like they've had cosmetic surgery. Which, if true, means I'd rather fuck a brick lined with broken glass.

Do you just mean a boob job? Has anyone here had experience with fake boobs and hated them???? I don't prefer them myself but I'll be damned if I turn down a girl because of her chest being fake.

Hawkzombie
03-23-2010, 10:21 AM
Do you just mean a boob job? Has anyone here had experience with fake boobs and hated them???? I don't prefer them myself but I'll be damned if I turn down a girl because of her chest being fake.

civil is adamant about it. I think he's got a secret allergy to silicon.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 10:35 AM
civil is adamant about it. I think he's got a secret allergy to silicon.

Someone should tell him they make them in saline now.

civil
03-23-2010, 10:40 AM
You like your tits natural and pits unshaven.
Sigh. And you like your jokes tired and predictable. "Ooh, civil doesn't own a TV and eats vegan! Ooh, he's a hippie! Ooh he must like hairy women!"

I had high hopes for you, Canadian. But you are becoming boring and pedestrian in your "humor". :(

Do you just mean a boob job? Has anyone here had experience with fake boobs and hated them???? I don't prefer them myself but I'll be damned if I turn down a girl because of her chest being fake.
They feel like shit. But more importantly it's the psychology of why they are needed that would turn me off. I've known a few people who have gotten them, including family members, and there is more than a touch of the shallow and superficial that is common among them. I've known two women who got them as reconstructive measures, but on the whole the psychology of the women who get them as "corrective" surgery is a big turn off.

Dukefrukem
03-23-2010, 10:48 AM
They feel like shit. But more importantly it's the psychology of why they are needed that would turn me off. I've known a few people who have gotten them, including family members, and there is more than a touch of the shallow and superficial that is common among them. I've known two women who got them as reconstructive measures, but on the whole the psychology of the women who get them as "corrective" surgery is a big turn off.

Understood. And I disagree entirely with them feeling like shit.

Edit: It's different for a lot of women ya know. You've never been self conscious before?

civil
03-23-2010, 10:55 AM
Understood. And I disagree entirely with them feeling like shit.
We will agree to disagree.

Edit: It's different for a lot of women ya know. You've never been self conscious before?
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/CoG/Me1994.jpg

Yes.

carnage11
03-23-2010, 11:00 AM
Got a big fat 'Meh' from me. She's not ugly, but she's not my cup of tea either. I like tattoos, and I don't mind fake tits, but looking beyond all that, she's really not that great. One thing's for certain. I'd rather fuck Sandra Bullock.

Serapth
03-23-2010, 11:02 AM
Sigh. And you like your jokes tired and predictable. "Ooh, civil doesn't own a TV and eats vegan! Ooh, he's a hippie! Ooh he must like hairy women!"

I had high hopes for you, Canadian. But you are becoming boring and pedestrian in your "humor". :(



Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the futon today.

Scull
03-23-2010, 11:36 AM
I find her hideous. The tattoos immediately and irrevocably ruin it for me. Then, looking past that the face is just off to me, and the fake boobs are a let down.

Hawkzombie
03-23-2010, 03:49 PM
My wife wants a boob job, simply because of her self-consciousness. if it makes her happy, sure, but I tell her she doesn't need one. But there are reasons people get them beyond surgical reconstruction and vanity...

Serapth
03-23-2010, 03:52 PM
My wife wants a boob job, simply because of her self-consciousness. if it makes her happy, sure, but I tell her she doesn't need one. But there are reasons people get them beyond surgical reconstruction and vanity...

My wife talks about a reduction on occasion, but I think she's just trying to fuck with me.

Spectre-7
03-23-2010, 03:55 PM
My wife wants a boob job, simply because of her self-consciousness. if it makes her happy, sure, but I tell her she doesn't need one. But there are reasons people get them beyond surgical reconstruction and vanity...

See, you can't soft-ball things like that. Women (in my experience) are awfully keyed into damning with faint praise, so you never tell her that she doesn't need implants; you tell her that you fucking love her tits, and would be heartbroken if such precious works of art were defaced.

Not to meddle in your marriage or anything. :)

bone_matrix
03-23-2010, 03:58 PM
I don't mind the tattoos at all, but that face. Voted meh!

muddi900
03-23-2010, 04:01 PM
My wife talks about a reduction on occasion, but I think she's just trying to fuck with me.

Maybe you should start a poll! :D

I know, I know! But it was so goddamn easy.:o

Hawkzombie
03-23-2010, 05:07 PM
Maybe you should start a poll! :D

I know, I know! But it was so goddamn easy.:o

Well played :p

Xydarc
03-23-2010, 05:40 PM
How about no?

DeathtollWRX
03-24-2010, 03:56 PM
Just too man tats but I could tell she woulda been attractive so I chose meh.

DeathtollWRX
03-24-2010, 03:57 PM
We will agree to disagree.


http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/CoG/Me1994.jpg

Yes.

I find nothing wrong with this photo from 1984

roboninja
03-24-2010, 04:03 PM
See, you can't soft-ball things like that. Women (in my experience) are awfully keyed into damning with faint praise, so you never tell her that she doesn't need implants; you tell her that you fucking love her tits, and would be heartbroken if such precious works of art were defaced.

Not to meddle in your marriage or anything. :)

I agree with this, Hawkzombie.. Tell her if she gets them, you are buying a whole new sock collection.

Hawkzombie
03-24-2010, 04:48 PM
I kinda know how to talk to my wife, guys :p

Generation ABXY
03-24-2010, 04:51 PM
I kinda know how to talk to my wife, guys :p

You would think so, but... no. Besides, decisions of this magnitude need to be handled by CoG poll; I'll contact Serapth. ;)

Serapth
03-24-2010, 04:55 PM
You would think so, but... no. Besides, decisions of this magnitude need to be handled by CoG poll; I'll contact Serapth. ;)

All true decisions should be put to a poll!

shunoshi
03-24-2010, 05:10 PM
I voted "meh". I'm not a fan of really high gaunt cheekbones.

SilentScreams
03-24-2010, 05:34 PM
Definite yes from me, which apparently puts me in the overwhelming minority. Then again, I was in the minority who voted yes for the Megan Fox shaved head too.
Tattoos are a big plus in my eyes. I don't have any myself, but I love them on women.

RandoM51
03-24-2010, 05:55 PM
The tattoos don't bother me at all. It is the cake make-up coupled with the pig nostrils I can't deal with.

I vote meh, after all, she probably looks completely different with my eyes closed.

and is it just me or is it possible that that is a dude?

Narradisall
03-26-2010, 07:08 AM
Definite yes from me, which apparently puts me in the overwhelming minority. Then again, I was in the minority who voted yes for the Megan Fox shaved head too.
Tattoos are a big plus in my eyes. I don't have any myself, but I love them on women.

The rest of us have a name for that minority, it's called 'tasteless' :p

Siraris
03-26-2010, 01:31 PM
I think Kat Von D can look pretty good, but this chick is gross. I like Kat's voice too.

SilentScreams
03-26-2010, 04:12 PM
The rest of us have a name for that minority, it's called 'tasteless' :p

What can I say? I like girls who look remarkable in some way. Generic beauty is too common. They need something that makes them stand out.

I think Kat Von D can look pretty good, but this chick is gross. I like Kat's voice too.

I love her voice. She pretty much checks all the boxes on my list when it comes to attractive women.

Spectre-7
03-26-2010, 05:04 PM
What can I say? I like girls who look remarkable in some way. Generic beauty is too common. They need something that makes them stand out.

Like hideousness... Yeah, I follow you. ;)