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Spectre-7
03-13-2010, 03:07 PM
RockPaperShotgun has a 9 minute video of APB (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/03/13/nine-minutes-of-apb/) from Gamespot... I'd link to Gamespot directly, but I can't be arsed to figure out where the video is, and RPS is awesome. So there.

Watch as some ham-handed retard runs around in circles and drives into every wall! You'll quake with excitement as he stumbles around with no apparent goal and shoots at innocent bystanders! You'll laugh... you'll cry... you'll ultimately be unimpressed!

The vid is shaky-cam, with game director Dave Jones in the foreground talking about all of the game's wonderful features and new technologies, but damn... the guy playing sucked so bad it actually made me a little less interested in the game.

Enjoy?
BigJonno
03-13-2010, 03:34 PM
I watched this earlier. I'm still looking forward to it, but the guy playing it was hilariously terribad.
Grifter
03-13-2010, 03:50 PM
I haven't finished the video yet but it looks to me like the guy is trying to give the presentation and play the game at the same time which would explain the hamfisted gameplay.

Never mind, I noticed his hand gestures after I posted the above. They obviously hired a two fingered monkey to play the game for them.
Spectre-7
03-13-2010, 05:01 PM
I haven't finished the video yet but it looks to me like the guy is trying to give the presentation and play the game at the same time which would explain the hamfisted gameplay.

Never mind, I noticed his hand gestures after I posted the above. They obviously hired a two fingered monkey to play the game for them.

Who knows? Maybe he's playing with his feet, or his less-dextrous lower set of hands. :)

Nice work, though. You made me watch a second time looking for his hands.
CappinCanuck
03-14-2010, 10:09 AM
Hmm, not as excited for this as I used to be...