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torrefaction
03-03-2010, 10:10 AM
Looks like I'll be going on an extended engagement. To Sao Paolo, Brazil. Expense free trip for 5-30 days to Sao Paolo? Oh hell yes.

Dukefrukem
03-03-2010, 10:51 AM
Badass.

Don't get AIDS.

torrefaction
03-03-2010, 10:52 AM
Also, I'll try not to get kidnapped.

Adam Blue tipped me off to a goddamn METAL MALL. Which is awesome.

Urizen
03-03-2010, 10:59 AM
Get aides.

civil
03-03-2010, 11:12 AM
That's awesome man. Well done and well deserved, I'm sure. Are you going to be posting photos/blogging? I loves me some foreign adventures.

rein
03-03-2010, 11:25 AM
I thought my job recently took a turn for the better since I can now work from home but I'm stuck in Arkansas. I'm jealous.

Shadowstorm
03-03-2010, 11:35 AM
Take pictures!

Drayven
03-03-2010, 01:39 PM
It's funny, if I found out my job was sending me anywhere for 5-30 days I'd be annoyed.

bstiff
03-03-2010, 01:56 PM
Badass.

Don't get AIDS.

Don't get your kidneys stolen.

Disgustipated
03-03-2010, 01:59 PM
Torrefaction has aides.

Psykoboy2
03-03-2010, 01:59 PM
Watch out for snakes!

Grifter
03-03-2010, 02:04 PM
Watch out for snakes!

And bullets.

National Kato
03-03-2010, 02:06 PM
Shit, torrefaction's got nothin' on me, man. I'm going to DALLAS at the end of the month.
DALLAS, BITCHES.

civil
03-03-2010, 02:07 PM
Wow, Kato. What the hell did you do, fuck the bosses dog with a shovel?


EDIT: Somehow I went over 4K posts today. Sheeeeeeit.

National Kato
03-03-2010, 02:14 PM
Wow, Kato. What the hell did you do, fuck the bosses dog with a shovel?

I am the boss. I fuck my own dog with a sh-- wait a sec. Never mind. Forget I said anything about Dallas.

Dukefrukem
03-03-2010, 02:16 PM
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

torrefaction
03-03-2010, 02:35 PM
I am the boss. I fuck my own dog with a sh-- wait a sec. Never mind. Forget I said anything about Dallas.


Fuck you guys, I was born in Dallas.

torrefaction
03-03-2010, 02:36 PM
That's awesome man. Well done and well deserved, I'm sure. Are you going to be posting photos/blogging? I loves me some foreign adventures.

I'll post some shit around these parts probably...if not I'll link to my Tumblr.

Grifter
03-03-2010, 02:39 PM
Some of the most beautiful women I know live/lived in DALLAS

Superman's Dead
03-03-2010, 02:40 PM
Fuck you guys, I was born in Dallas.

Can we call you Tex? =)

That sounds like a really sweet job...a friend of mine just got an internship with the Pentagon; he has to fly around Europe visiting places to clear things for a higher-up. Now I wish *I'D* gone to the naval academy.

Ox
03-03-2010, 02:41 PM
Fuck you. Your job sends you to Brazil. Mine sends me to prison.

Talanvor
03-03-2010, 02:41 PM
I thought Dallas was all just a dream?

Hawkzombie
03-03-2010, 03:23 PM
Get pictures of the aides avoiding picturing the AIDS!

Generation ABXY
03-03-2010, 03:58 PM
Fuck you. Your job sends you to Brazil. Mine sends me to prison.

Badass.

Don't get AIDS.

torrefaction
03-03-2010, 04:23 PM
Ox is definitely at higher risk than me of getting aidsified.

National Kato
03-03-2010, 09:20 PM
Some of the most beautiful women I know live/lived in DALLAS

Can I Haz Their Numbers?

DeathtollWRX
03-03-2010, 09:37 PM
I say we call him Dallas.

"Fuck you. Your job sends you to Brazil. Mine sends me to prison. " I laughed

Isn't Brazil where they do all that crazy poop-sex?

While you are there you should watch BRAZIL!

Ox
03-03-2010, 09:41 PM
I just realized it's the dog days of summer down there.
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/184/image1vt.jpg

Voodoo
03-03-2010, 09:45 PM
I just realized it's the dog days of summer down there.
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6021/image1jr.jpg

That's funny... I'm pretty sure that picture is from Daytona Beach; which happens to be where I work. :D

Also, you don't catch AIDS, you catch HIV. And, HIV is smaller than most pores in condoms. Isn't that exciting?

diablopath
03-04-2010, 03:12 AM
Also, you don't catch AIDS, you catch HIV. And, HIV is smaller than most pores in condoms. Isn't that exciting?

Aaaand I'm never having sex again.

mightbe
03-04-2010, 03:14 AM
Mine sucks. I'm quitting and moving to try and find one that doesn't.

Jeffool
03-04-2010, 03:29 AM
Ox is definitely at higher risk than me of getting aidsified.Ahhh, but who has the better chance of getting a tranny hooker? I congratulate both you AND Ox on your respective interesting voyages!

Xerxes
03-04-2010, 03:47 AM
Fuck you guys, I was born in Dallas.

Wow, torre. What the hell did your dad do, fuck your mom with a shovel? O_o (Sometimes parallels don't come out right.)

But really, I'm sorry to hear about that; Being born in Dallas in all. I offer my sincere condolences.

Oh and screw these guys. Get AIDS.
http://blog.newsweek.com/photos/dayseven/images/580746/original.aspx

muddi900
03-04-2010, 04:29 AM
Brazillian chicks are the hottest. But, seriously dude, don't catch aides!

Talanvor
03-04-2010, 04:47 AM
Also, you don't catch AIDS, you catch HIV. And, HIV is smaller than most pores in condoms. Isn't that exciting?

Have you been listening to that Jesus guy on YouTube? :confused:

Voodoo
03-04-2010, 06:15 AM
Have you been listening to that Jesus guy on YouTube? :confused:

Naw, just remember reading that at a government site about HIV. I'm sure a simple Google search can find it again. It was about particle penetration rate of condoms and its relation to HIV.

To expound; don't operate under the pretense that a condom will protect you 100% from HIV. While it certainly lowers the possibility quite significantly, it isn't a 100% fool proof solution. For instance, you could go to a swinger party where they are handing out 3 year old lamb skin condoms. You don't check them out in detail because you've got ragging wood to take care of. Unfortunately, you've also just lowered the amount of protection you have against HIV.

The best protection against the virus is to use a condom that you are familiar with, you know that doesn't break and doesn't have a reported high pore penetration rate. The majority of latex condoms are safe due to their being double dipped. This doesn't mean that all latex condoms are safe, they quite significantly improve your chances versus nothing at all. What it means is that not all latex condoms are created equal.

Hope that is a lot less scary. :)

civil
03-04-2010, 06:44 AM
Gentlemen, there's no need to be worried.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q135/tlots/CoG/NoAids.jpg

It's obvious our man torre is well protected.

Narradisall
03-04-2010, 06:46 AM
What if the aides have aids?

Remember when your working on a laptop on the beach to wear your pocket protector. Chicks dig a man thats safe with his fluids.

roboninja
03-04-2010, 06:56 AM
Fuck you guys, I was born in Dallas.

See, I could have sworn I heard you were from Detroit.

Talanvor
03-04-2010, 07:20 AM
Hope that is a lot less scary. :)

Not so scary, really. Obviously using latex condoms properly is going to be vastly better than nothing.

I'm just glad it wasn't a descent into a rant that ended up with a crazy guy pouring clotted milk through a strainer and proclaiming that the vagina is now full of AIDS. :eek:

Voodoo
03-04-2010, 07:46 AM
I'm just glad it wasn't a descent into a rant that ended up with a crazy guy pouring clotted milk through a strainer and proclaiming that the vagina is now full of AIDS. :eek:

I've seen that idiot. Once he said that this is how you can catch AIDS, everything he did up to that point can be absolutely dismissed. You can not catch AIDS, you catch HIV. Craziness.

National Kato
03-04-2010, 08:46 AM
The best protection against the virus is to use a condom that you are familiar with...

Which is why I only use the condom my father handed down to me, one given to him by his father, passed down from his father, through our family for generations.

Blue
03-04-2010, 08:56 AM
Which is why I only use the condom my father handed down to me, one given to him by his father, passed down from his father, through our family for generations.

I can't help but feel it's not very effective if all of you are, well, around.

Handmade.Mercury
03-04-2010, 09:11 AM
Crown Skinless Skin condoms are supposedly really good. They're used by porn-stars or some shit.

Adam Blue
03-04-2010, 09:56 AM
All this talk about Dallas and Brazil makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

You can get tons of free condoms in Brazil. I was there back in January and made sure to fill my bag with condoms. The country promotes sex, just safety. Kind of opposite of here... And when I was there, Metallica was playing! It just wasn't part of my budget...

Torre, if you wanted to see some bands play, which are awesome down there by the way, I know a guy that does the live show thing.

If you like Brazil and want to go back, try a southern city. South Brazil is awesome.

EDIT: And whatever you do...GO TO A PUBLIC POOL.

Doctor Setebos
03-04-2010, 10:12 AM
Awesome, dude. I did a week and a half in Sao Paolo and Campinas last year. Fantastic place to exist for a short time, but yeah, watch out for the AIDS. It's EVERYWHERE!

Side note: there's an awesome pizzaria in Sao Paolo called Braz (http://www.blackbookmag.com/guides/details/braz-pizzeria). I suggest you check it out. Just remember not to pick up the pizza and eat it with your hands. :D

roboninja
03-04-2010, 10:38 AM
Side note: there's an awesome pizzaria in Sao Paolo called Braz (http://www.blackbookmag.com/guides/details/braz-pizzeria). I suggest you check it out. Just remember not to pick up the pizza and eat it with your hands. :D

Would not abide by that. The man I vie to be eats pizza with his hands.

KillerMcDead
03-04-2010, 10:50 AM
My job bought me a Macbook Pro...And I get to go to BC in May...Maybe I can convince the board that going to Brazil would be an excellent way to teach the kids first hand the dangers of STI's.

Serapth
03-04-2010, 12:19 PM
Thats pretty sweet.

If I buy you the domain "kidrocksbrazillianadventure.com" will you keep a blog?

torrefaction
03-04-2010, 01:57 PM
Thats pretty sweet.

If I buy you the domain "kidrocksbrazillianadventure.com" will you keep a blog?

Only if you blog on gaymarriedcanadianinthecloset.com.

miah
03-04-2010, 02:10 PM
When I worked for Stanford Financial Group (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_Financial_Group) I went to Panama to setup a new bank. I was there for over two weeks. Food / Hotel covered by the company. We had a very good time. Unfortunately, the person from out Panama office kept bringing us to American chain restaurants until I complained loud enough and slow enough that he understood. Let me tell you, there is nothing like Bennigans in Panama.. Bad Irish American food prepared in Panama? Oh ya..

cppcrusader
03-04-2010, 04:13 PM
I'm pretty sure my response at my job to being sent somewhere for the span of 5-30 days would have been "fuck you." Of course, I don't get sent interesting places like Sao Paolo. No, we go to more exotic places like Kansas, Arkansas, and California, but not the interesting places of those states, we only go to the most remote, away from anything interesting areas.

Fortunately I won't have to worry about that anymore at the end of the month, or I won't have to worry about it anymore after tomorrow when I tell them that.

Have fun on your trip torre, and remember to get aides so you don't get aids.

Bone
03-04-2010, 04:24 PM
Apparently nobody in Brazil has pubes, so that's a cool fact.

I got nuthin... just have a blast, and good for you for having a job that sends you cool places! I can't complain- my job has sent me to Vegas, San Francisco (twice), San Jose, Disney World, North Carolina, and White Plains NY. Unfortunately, our success in distance learning coincided with the downturn in the economy, so all my current work is done from the Austin office and our customers connect remotely.

But that just means I get to work in Austin, hooray! By the way, Dallas can suck it.

torrefaction
03-04-2010, 05:55 PM
When I worked for Stanford Financial Group (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_Financial_Group) I went to Panama to setup a new bank. I was there for over two weeks. Food / Hotel covered by the company. We had a very good time. Unfortunately, the person from out Panama office kept bringing us to American chain restaurants until I complained loud enough and slow enough that he understood. Let me tell you, there is nothing like Bennigans in Panama.. Bad Irish American food prepared in Panama? Oh ya..

Back in the startup days, I worked for a company that had a site in Panama City. They also had a G3...I thought I was hot shit, being 19 flying on a private plane. Then I felt like an idiot because I forgot my passport. Let me tell, when your 19, and they hold the motherfucking plane for you, you will never feel that awesome again in your life.

Also...for Oxonian...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/S4oHdNIEVtI/AAAAAAAALL8/QRHw9-HSFks/s1600-h/oxford.jpg

civil
03-04-2010, 07:04 PM
torrefaction, I advise that you go to Brazil prepared (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=16040).

Doctor Setebos
03-04-2010, 08:00 PM
torrefaction, I advise that you go to Brazil prepared (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=16040).Why do I suddenly get the feeling that that particular thread is going to get linked to a LOT in the coming months?

Ox
03-04-2010, 08:43 PM
Apparently nobody in Brazil has pubes, so that's a cool fact.
Yeah, I read that on the Snapple cap too.
Also...for Oxonian...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/S4oHdNIEVtI/AAAAAAAALL8/QRHw9-HSFks/s1600-h/oxford.jpg
Please. I was lonely, soulless, and miserable in high school too.

diablopath
03-04-2010, 08:50 PM
I could have sworn you said you went to a school in VA.

OXFORD ISN'T IN VIRGINIA.

Adam Blue
03-04-2010, 08:54 PM
Can this become NSFW?

Ox
03-04-2010, 08:56 PM
I could have sworn you said you went to a school in VA.

OXFORD ISN'T IN VIRGINIA.
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

diablopath
03-04-2010, 09:14 PM
An old man if you consider the third leg as a cane, which is how I've always heard that riddle.

I fail to see how that - wait. You did undergrad in VA? Maybe that is what I'm remembering.

Ox
03-04-2010, 09:17 PM
Other way around. Undergrad with the ugly chicks with bad teeth, law school with the rednecks.

diablopath
03-04-2010, 09:22 PM
Sweet, my memory rocks.

Also, that's awesome.

Continue talking about awesome jobs.

torrefaction
03-05-2010, 12:33 PM
Can this become NSFW?

I don't see why not!